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OMAHA, SUNDAY MORNING, AUGUST 29, 1920.
Heart Secrets of a Fortune, Teller
I
Wettest , Spot
North Dakota,
reat Quantities -of Good Scotch Whisky Is Trans--"
' ported to Territory Near Canadian Border by
j Farmers, Railroad Men, Indians and Autoists.
Although the state of North Da-
tti frequently suffers from lack of
n, the town of Neche, on its north-
boundary, is the wettest spot in
United States, according to a re-
d traveler. v
nee the passage of the prohibi-
w, a new inland sea has been
isto the Great Lakes," he said.
'Sea "of Booze, - extending
long the boundary line between
"anada and North Dakota and Min
nesota. Neche, N. D., ts one of its
rialn orts. '
5 -. Indians in it.
""Many ingenious ways of navigat-
ng this ocean, which consists for
he most part of good Scotch whis
y, have been developed. ' Farmers
ailroad men and motor tourists play
heir part in the traffic. Indians in
anoes, paddling by night as silently
ii any of the heroes of a Cooper
0vcl,'. smuggle cargoes along the
ivers. Get-rich-quick bootleggers
:ie motor boats and bring dozens of
ise s up the Red River of the North.
"Tired business men will drive as
ara-200 miles to spend the week
end Iri'Winnipcg. There they get a
Noctoui prescription and return
cross- the international boundary
viih bottles hidden in all sorts of
lceithat seldom are detected by
he customs guards.
: Special Gas Tank,
Sometimes they take the stuffing
it of the back of the rear seat and
the bottles up behind the uphol-
Some have even fixed their
ne tanks to conceal smuggled
pj;.is iramc aoes noi cxicnu more
. rr - j a m j
SSSSawi milei below the line. But
Ml anywhere in
that region
. '$V- fiiliner fViat anv wintnriefr fail-
! declare goods purchased in
t-.:tVjJFiU4 Wilt I14C lua Idl luuiiaiaicu
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put something of a damper on
hi amateur work.
L. .: Transported by Rail.
:TRe northwest mounted police
iftvalso broken up one of the great
mes of supply. It was found that
iquor was transported by the Great
Northern railway through conniv
khce of station agents, expressmen
hd trainmen. The stuff would be
kought close W the. boundary and
tored in section houses and eleva
ors uhfll opportunity came to take
across the line by automobiles o
rains.
'Sometimes the liquor would be
hrown off along the ditches and
ight-of-way at a place previously
'esignated and picked up by boot
rgger gangs.
Handcars Used.
"For this aid the trainmen were
haid as high as $1,000. Water tanks
Lose My Coat If You
rMust, But Spare the
Trousers, Shouts Lee
gay , Iife f you don't
ays J-ee smith, who admits
,ie ot me nest aavertising men
yorld and, the sartorial sensa-
j .fne carter Laice ciuo.
I 'iweeks ago Lee senta suit to
A ' Vl!ers" ' cam Dac minus
fter day Lee sent the same
cleaners again.
If - U - 1 .L f . f
uc naiucu iuc lungnt 01
got to lose something.
lamike lose the coat, 1
Ipants, you know," were
M caution.
fht burglars broke into
establishment.
.Lee bought a new
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1
in U.-S. Is
in
Says Traveler
were also made use of' until the
trains drew out. Sometimes hand
cars were used to relay the whisky.
"Several station agents have been
fined and dismissed and warrants
are out for a number of other men.
Those who have been fined say they
do not care; they are independent
for life through their high profits."
Man Asks' House Owner to
Please Raise His Rent
It Was Plot to Get Rid of His Wife; Now He Has the
- Raise and His Spouse.
According to latest advices from
the Omaha Tenants' league, house
renters are not making a practice of
asking any boosts in the landlord's
monthly toll, but there has been one
case in the city, however, where the
tenant came to the owner, and said,
"Madam, please raise my rent.".
When the owner had takena. dc?p
whiff at her smelling V salts, " she
gasped:
"Why?"
"Well," he replied, "you see. it's
like this. I want to get rid of mv
wife. If you raise he rent I will
raise a big squawk about profiteer
ing landlords, and enemy wife will
suggest that we go to her people to
live, as they have a big home. I
Omahans in
II-CHARLES
" Vg.'
BOOZE SLEUTHS ,
ARE ALWAYS BUSY
TUTTING IT DOWN'
"
Federal Officers Drink It to Be
Sure Its Liquor Some
Don't Like It.
Cincinnati. O., Aug. 28. "Putting
down liquor" constitutes the routine
duty of some federal agents here.
These agents interpret this phrase
literally.
Morning, noon and night thjse
government officials swallow the il
legal stun".
It's a pessimistic story one of
these men tells.
"When we are assigned to a case
will
go. Now, that's where the plot
I cannot get along with tnv
is
wife'p people. We'll quarreK and
I'll leave.' My wife will stay. Ther.e
you arc. It is very simple."
The owner was very accommodat
ing. Shc not only raised the rent
the amount asked, but doubled the
boost.
Then the tenant came around and
protested with tears in his eyes.
"But you asked me to,'.' exclaimed
the amazed houseowner.
"I know," he replied, "but now
my wife and I have made up."
But the rent stayed up and the
tenant agreed to pay. '
Moral: If you want to get rid of
your wife, see a lawyer. -
Caricatures
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for investigation we are told we
must buy drinks to prove our chargt
that the alleged offender or offend
ers have been illegally trafficking in
intoxicants," he said.
"Of course, the government pays
for tliese drinks, but think of the
stuff that we have to dsink.
"I know I am being slowly poi
soned. I am walking to my own fu-,
neral. .
"It used to take 10 years for a
heavy d,rinker of whisky to lose his
balance in life.-' i have been at this
job six months and I am all wrong
already. , '
"Raisin jack, while mule and the
other brands of illfcit and adulter
ated liquors arc proving to me that
they were never intended for a
man's stomach.
"We never drink enough to get
drunk. We just add something each
day to the slow poisoning process."
The truthfulness of this tale is
found in the dull eyes and deepened
lines in the faces of -hese federal
inspectors. .
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Woman, 111. Never Had
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Highland, N. Y., Aug. 28. Mr;.
Lydia Le Barron, said to be 111
years old, spurned offers of doctors'
services, although compelled by
illness to remain in bed. Friends
summoned two physicians to treat
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Mrs. Le Barron lives alone in a
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"I got along without a doctor all
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Cats That Tune Up at 1 A. M.
Ought to Face Death Squad
But Those Purring'Felines of Domestic Tendencies
Are Here to Stay, Says Humane Agent Who Is
.Opposed to a i'Catless World in 1923."
W. W. Bradley, superintendent of
the Humane society, is not in sym
pathy with the purposes and aims of
a Chicago organization that has
started a crusade to rid this coun
try of cats by 1923.
"Song birds forever and a catless
world by 1923" is the slogan of these
crusaders of the Illinois metropolis.
It has been estimated that this or
ganization has caused the elimination
of 7,000,000 in this country. Some
towns are catless and many farmers
have disposed of their feline pets on
the theory that they spread cholera
and tuberculosis. Some health offi
cers have taken up the fight against
cats on the ground that they are dis
ease carriers. Neither the superin
tendent of the local humane society
nor the health commissioner will
lend themselves to a campaign for
the extermination of cats.
"The problem of the cat in trc
city is a mooted question," said Mr.
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today, I've ha'nded myself a diploma.
I'm a , graduated promotor of big
business, and I'm ready to pass out
dope on anything, from floatin' a
loan to ncreasin' the output of a
pickle factory.
Something over a year ago a. sad
lookin' youth walked into my office
wearin' a face that said hope was
dead. I invited him to tell his
troubles, thinkin', of course, there
would be a skirt at the bottom of it.
Imagine my surprise when he
spilled me the news, that he had
dropped in for a little business ad
vice 1 Said he was in a financial
crisis and needed some occult di
rection. I was all set to tell him
that he'd made a mistake that my
particular line was love, not busi
ness, but changed my mind. It was
half curiosity and half a sort of in
terest in his foreign lookin' brown
eyes that made me decide to keep
mum. I figured there might be a
helpful hint or two I could drop
him after all.
Well, his life-story was an eye-
Bradley. "There is no question, that
cats should be properly cared for by
their owners. Stray cats are not de
sirable and should be taken up. We
have many calls during the course of
a icar from citizens who want cats
talen to the Humane society's shel
ter, and we have many calls from
people who want to dispose of litters
of kittens."
Mr. Bradley offens no objection to
the suggestion that stringent meas
ures should be taken to suppress cats
that sing in the alley about 1 a. m..
and arouse the whole neighborhood.
He would not defend such a cat un
der any circumstances." He does not
beNeve that the crusade against cats
will receive substantial support He
does not believe that humane soci
eties generally would even favor
such a movement. He also avers
that the evidence against the cat
does not warrant a death sentence.
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I would give them a trial. I got re
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after using two cakes of Soap and
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1
opene. It seemed that he was a per
fumer; that is, he had. a little three
room factory somewhere up state
where he manufactured one particu
lar brand of flower essence. He knew
his stuff was the best made, but he
couldn't get the orders to save his
soul. The formula for the perfume
was a secret handed 'down to him
from his father, an old Frenchman
who had mixed flower juices in
Britanny, and had taught him the
business from garden to bottle. ''
"Have you," I asked, "by, any
chance, a sample of "the perfume
with you?" ,
He says he has. He draws a small
vial from his pocket, and hands it
to me with much ceremony. I take a
sniff. Then I indulge another long,
Hiigerin' whiff. I begin to wish I
didn't have anything else to do for
the rest of my natural life but smell
that perfume! - '
Garden Pleasure.
"What," I asks, more calm than
I feel, "do you call this, mixture?'
"I have labelled it 'Garden Pleas
ure,' " he answers very matter of
fact.
"And for what price," I continues,
does it generally retail?" '
"Three dollars seventy-five the
ounce," he announces.
"It'? a crime," I says; "it'ks an out
rage! I can't believe."
"But, my dear Madatnoiselle," he
stutters, "it is a petite price! Barely
do I make expenses! Most gladly
would I cheapen the cost if it could
be done." He was wavin' his hands
like an excited usher that's tryiu'
to remove you from third-seat-to-the-end
after the show's started.
"You're misunderstandin' "my
startled sentiments," I answers; "the
crime you're committin' is in giving
the stuff away. You've cheapened
a .good thing! Listen to me! "I
goes on,, getting more excited than
I'd intended; "you've got a rare
smellin' perfume .here, and you own
the secret of it. It ought to make
your fortune. But what have-you
done with it? You've hitched it to
a common American name thai
sounds like a chewin' gum ad, and
you've offered it to the public so
cheap that they think it's some kind
oi bath spray you re handin tlvem.
Get me?" -
Sees the Point
"I believe I do, he says, his eyes
poppin' wider every second.
"Then you're not so dumb after
all," I says, "and maybe you'll grab
a few floatin' ideas I'm going to drop
you about this perfume business at
targe For whom," I demanded, like
a school teacher batterin' the geo
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graphy class, "are perfumes made?"
"For women, of course," he an
swers. "And why do women use pew
fume?" I ask next.
"Why, because they like it, n'est-ce-pas?"
he says, sort of uncertain
about the way ws are headin'.
"Partly;" I says; "and partly
because the men like it! If there's
one tiling a man falls for quicker
than a sweet looking woman, it's a
sweet smellin' woman!"
"Ah, what a truth, mademoiselle 1"
he interrupts.
"Truth is right," I says, "and as
soon as the weaker sex finds it out,
she rushes out to the nearest shop
and buys the wherewith. Sometimes
she. has to go without a new hat
to do it. Sometimes she does with
out shoes 1 ,But she buys it. Take it
from me, a lurin'. lingerin' perfume
is the greatest little come hither
device ever adopted by the feminine
gender. It's worth the price at $6
the ounce."
Brings Forth Smiles.
I notice my audience is smifin'
like a cherub. "You are wonderful,
mademoiselle!" he insists. "Your
viewpoint is perfect. I shall get for
niv perfume a b'eantiful French name.
The world shall beg for it!"
I wished him bon voyage atid an
rcvoir and a few other French bless
ings before I sent him out. Then I
called in the next victim and pro
ceeded to forget all about him. That
was eight months ago. Today I ran
across the sequel. I know you'll
want to hear it.
I was enjoyin' the sweetest little
matinee jthriller of the season.
At the end of the first act I began"
the usual saunterin' through the
program, and my eye met this adr
occupy in' two whole pages:
The lure of the moon
The mystery of the sea;
The spell of the Orient
lend themselves to madam's charms'
when she breathes the exquisite
beauty of Bouquet d'Amour!
For sale whqrever imported per
fumes are sold.
Well, something made me sus
pect I'd discovered an old friend. I
left the theater and beat it to the
nearest perfume counter. I asked
to sample Bouquet d'Amour. One
whiff was enough.
"What's the price of this new per
fume?" I ask.
"Nine dollars an ounce, and a big
seller," says the haughty brunette
behind the counter. "Care for
some?"
"Give me the biggest bottle you
have," I ays.
Next week: Introducing My
Faithful Knight, Mr. O'Connor.
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