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AMUSEMENTS
PART FOUR
EDITORIAL .
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OMAHA, SUNDAY MORNING,
AUGUST 22,11920
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By H. R. HARRIS.
"As such there's none which."
'is. the Svay one ot the burnt cork
)fcotlight bors would describe Xhe,
fads and ioibles of Omaha, mean-'
ing that when ypu'd told Jerh' all
about 'em, ypu would have said
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For Omaha isjadless.'
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v Not Being Done. ( ',r
In Noo Yawk. 'or Frisco,' or-
Kalamazoo, cr Ddnver, or St.''
ioe, or Perry," la., or Butte, or
)es Moines, or you, name" it -you'll
se someaody'swagRfrmg
along sometime in tlie day with a
walking stick, carrying ia cane,
y know. ) . '
' Who wxaiisa. stick in Omaha.
Nobody. .
Unless tt' a cop, ancThe doesn't
use it -46 avs agger Jtick. Rather
a stagger stick, you fiiight say.-
Then consider the monocle, old
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AHf Omr is Founds
Old ' bean, there's just one
monocle Jn Omaha. And it was
made just for exhibition purposes.
And when it was exhibited the
other day on Sixteenth street a
North Twenty-fourth street car
jumped its trrtley, - . ' .
' f beastly shame, eh what?
But in Noo Yawk, or Frisco, or
Kr.lamazoo, or etc., there, ?re
; mr nodes and monocled."
Out on the California coast and
way back east aij in Kalamazoo,
or Denver, etc.. it is. quite-Urage
-for th young ladies and those not
so young to carry around a petf
" monkey. - -r- . - ,
Unaware of Name.
. Yon don't see any young women,
tvith Majmazettes on the .streets
. of Omaha. A good many Omahaiys
don't even know that a! Marma
zctte is a tiny little French monk
the girls Sfc carrying in their
coat pockets in oPien cities. And
they are not worrying z, wnoie
lot. either.
:A fad may sweep across the
l countryjintil it hits Omahathenl
.-i just naturally jumps up and goes
,' Ion aver.
Ifi a Sa Story. .
Take the fcase of the French
poodle. ? . f - '.
French poodles don't take the
air in Omaha limousines. We
found one after a lone s?arch..
. But it -wasn't in theiiomejof the
eUite. "Snowball" lives Krrth the-
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Gallaghers, . out vnear tlie dog
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oats areconsidered very smart
other cities." ;: '?. ::::
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smart, here. Spats for men. are
almost las scarce as MarmazetteS
and monocles Omaha'. ' . v
' It's quite" the thing among the
flappers of California to wear the
hair bobbed. Behold the Mnovfe
actress. s . J -" :.
But they're not bobbfng 'eni
. here. ,
How come? v
Wo Question About Itv
" ""Hbw come ?"" snorted "Charley
Black V the Pease-Black Smart t
Men's Joggery Shop, 1417 FaiV
nam stKet. "Why the men, wefe
wearingthese western Stetsoi.sr
here up to. a ftw years ago, We've
gotthe best dressed women and
the staidtst dressed men in Omaha
of anv western citv without a
doubt at all no question about
it"
The" proprietor of another 'men's
toggery shop, rated among the,
most up-to-date in Omaha charac
terized "wetirers of spats and canes
fcnd the like as "fourflushers."
-The men of ' Onfaha dress, all
right," he declared "Those fcl
loWs'who affect canes -andv spats;
in the east nine -times out;of . 10
can't" afford thera."- y rv
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,l!o Monocles Here.
:'. Ray I Kingstey manager' of the?.
Columbian Optical fcbmpany, set
fortji , that there is ' nobody in
Omahi who wjfars a monocle.
' "The- 'monocle belongs to the
Englishmi." be Said. "We have
;nqalls for them except occasion
ally whenyan actor drops in or
ne" fbr professional purposes.
In order to provide a monocle
irf Omaha the Columbia Optical
company made" one and Fred
Brodegaard of. the BrodegaaTd
Jewelry companj', one of 'the jew
men in this city possessed of the
necessary fearlessness and daring,
stuck it on and stood out on Six-..
teenth street while . Staff Photog
rapher Herman Schonfieldft up
his tripod and took the evidence
and the North? Twenty-fourth
street car, as we have said,
jumped the trolley. And it didn't
loolc like an accident, ior it hap
pened right in front - of the
monocle. . , r
' .Takes Thorough Search.
-. A thoroughVsearch of downtown
shoe " stores revealed that there
were some men's spats in town
and one of Jhc clerks in W. S.
Strj'kes Douglas N shoe" store,
hlushingly" put them on and stood
. for , lot from his fellow clerks
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LUQaiNG A STICK BUT
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and the crowd and fo a. picture ,
by Schpnfield. V ' '
"No, we were told by Miss
Irene . ,Gray. 4at the , Marinelto,
Boautjr Shop in the Brandeis
Theater bulWing, "they are jfbt
aving their s- hair bobbed m
maha. whatever they may be do
ing , elsewhere. 1 Omaha women '
favor simple - and conservative
"hair-dressing styles. -, .
One girl came in this week and
said she wanted her hat
.just like that of an act
had seen. There are a few cases
like this." ..; '
y Has Good Reason. ,
. So v.e hadvto hunt all over a
l large section of Omaha before we
iinaiiy luetics iiiiic iviiss mauci
, Stultz, cashier nd one of .the
sweetest- things, it is said, in the
'Valley of SweeCr'next to the Hen-'
ihaw hotel. She said she ad
eK hair, bobbed "because," which
' is as good a-reason as any, we
-euess. jrtnyway.'yoeorge reiros,
Fiwrtirt rune nllf an)4 flip Hrtl-
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jshaw notel and cafe, says it s.
Well," we ire right about the
tads, afeji t wer ; ""'-
4 The only pet monkey discovered
offhand in the city in a half
day's search was that in the ani-
mal cages Rverview park.
V ' ( Only Small Demand.
"We have only y a very small
demand ior such-pets as French
fioodlcs, pet monkeys and the
ike," declared Alvin. Q;isley" of
' the Max Geislcr Bird companyV
"Whardemand we do have ts
generally fronf out jn the 'stSte.
"Take the cockadoo 'with - its
beautiful plumage. This- bird is
.quite popular in the east aryd in
the west coast. It is extensively
used for embelishing the homes of
the. rich for entertainments. But
we don't- carry them, because
there is no demand for - them
here. ' i . . '
' There you are; we'll bet there
isn't even a squab cockadoo in
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Pup Becomes Dog at Age of
, Foiir Months, judge Rules
f Tulsa, Okl., Aug. 21. "When does
a--pup become ot age? was the
question before "Judge" P. P. Long,
the city's chief sanitary inspector,
when the question of payment of a
dogra.-c was raised before the city
commissioners. ' .
'V "A pup's a pup Until he reaches
the age of-.fcjgr months, theit he s'a
dog, and sub led to dog tax." ruled
Ma Long. . '
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The shoe cuck
wore 'em for-
exhibition
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Homeof Famous Fableiy George Ade, Is Qolf
Hoosier Humorist Holds
' y Self Up as Living
( Example.
By EDWARD BLACK.
If you vsiOuTd happen to jonrney
to Brook, IudTand thertce to Hazel
len Farm, a few mites beyond, you
might meet George Ade in Jiis beau
tiful rural home, or you might meet
him on the golf links. ' "
Carry a 'golf clib and glance fur
tively at the Hazelden links and you
wiil promote ypur prospects of meet
ing and greeting the famous fabler.
. ifr Ade is intensely interested in
golf these days. His home, a struc
ture of quaint design, is surrounded
by stately trees and is within a few
hundred feet of a nin-hole-golf
coarse. . t .
While vacationing a few weeks
ago in Indiana we selected' Brook
a the, turning p(oint for an automo
bile trip, arriving at Hazelden rbout
11 a. m., afer a ride of five hours.
Familiar Typewriter Clicking. ,
Parking the machine at the edgeH
ct the highway, which goes through
the grounds, and close to thev Ade
home," the writer went to the from
door and was met by a woman who
apt eared to be the housekeeper.
,Th ' familiar pounds of a type
writer clicking could be heard
within. -The wpman disappeared-,
and quicker than" one .could . say
"Babe Ruth'Mhi typewriter noise
ceased and Mr.-Ade appeared at the
door, clact in a Joose-fitting summery
garment of outing material. .
Fearful lest we might havp dis
turbed xthe work of the illustrious
Hoosier, we inquired whether he
was writing a story, or preparing a
speech oNaccepTaijee.'and he 'replied
that he was' only answering letters
.which had accumulated during hA
absence of a few days.
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He, walked mit to the automobile
and ''met the ether, members of the
party. The first question he asked at
the ar was whether we had. brought
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our golf clubs, and, shamefacedly,
we admitted our unpreparedness to
accept- hjs invitation to enjoy the
Hazelden, jinks. N ' .
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Mr.Ade chatted for a few min-
tites at-the car, inviting us to use
the "cabin," which serves as a" club
house for the golf links, and cordi-
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during our stay.-
He also said he would e at the
cabin during the early afternoon
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' I DONT, TUINK MUCU Of
OMAHA IF YOU ASK ME !
and .would visit us more at length
then"; but unfortunately for us ijt
was necessary to be on the way at
1 o'clock. - '
i During the biyef visit with Mr.
Ade he referred to a recent meeting
with Col. Will Hayward and Mrs.
Hayward at Palm Beach. and stated
that he knew, thai the, colonel was
a native Nebraskan and referred to
the wealthy woman to whom the
colonel wasmarried last year. He
also made kindly reference to The
Bee." J '
When Mr Ade took his leave, we
explored the" grounds around the
club bouse, finding an inviting
spring ill
house.
a ravine at the rear ot the
Great Human
Stabilizer.
The walls 'of, the club house arc
decorated , with' many relics and
souvem'rS. evidentlv collected bv the
humorist durine his travels. There"
was a framed cartoon by Briggs.
.Mr. Ade's interest in golf is so
strong that he deeded the Hazeldeti
golf links to the Hazelden Golf
club, whose members are residents
of Brook, Ker.tland aW Goodland,
nearby towns.
r He has no quarrel with base ball
fans but he does hold brief for
the royal game" which, is played wiui
resilient spheroids where the grass
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Is Living Example. -
He holds himself up as a living
example of what golf will do for a
busy" literary man and farmer. He
is a' bachelor, 5$ yurs young, anid
?. native of K"ntland, which is near
his farm home. '
George" Ade belietes that . this
counlry will be safer for democracy
when golf shall have taken, its right
fuj place as a popular outdoor sport.
He. asserts that every town should
have its golf links.
If you are worrying over the
threatened shortage of gasoline; if
you are troubled by fitful slumbers;
if there is something wrong vfith
yodr respiratory organs, or" if you
just don't function with yourself try
Ade's sure specific.wliich is golf.
What Ade Says. -
Tom Marshall has said that what
this country needs is axgood, 5-cent
cigar; George Ade says the country
needs golf and more golf. He says
it will bruig the roses back to the
cheeks. - I
Leaving Hazelden, wo proceed a
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SNOWBALL 1S A
REAL FRENCITPOODI.E'
QUT UE HAS NEVER-HAD
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OLDER WOMEN ARE
TAKING JOBS AS
ELEVATOR PILOTS
Young , Ones Fall Victinl to
Dan Cupid Unrest 1 .' '
Takes Boys.
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. The ioman of 40 or thereabout
has found a place for nerself down
town. Women approaching middle
age are growing noticeably more
-numerous as elevator operators in
the office buildings.
"Thirty to 40 years is the best
age for elevator operators' says
Howard G. Loomi. "It is not so.
much Jhat they pay more attention
to business than x do the ; younger
girls, hut they are more settled ill
life. Thcresn't so much changing
from one job to another. The trou- ,
blc with the girls ty that first one of
them and then another ' U getting
married." . , t
Unrestmong Boys. !
Mr Loomis is secretary of the
National Association; of, Building
Owners and Managers' and has
charge of two large business blocks.
He does ttot believavthat men or boy
elevator operators, who gave up
their work during the war, will ever
comeback. There is more unrest
amofcg them; he says, and they can
find better paid positions. Women
operators have the field more to
themselves in Omaha than in most
other- cities, however. - In Chicago
most 'of this work is still doneby
men. ' v
Women More Polite.
J. W; McLaughlin, superintend-
ent of the Woodmen of the World,
building, ieclares that women are; '
more polSe and courteous to' pas
sengers than the mei operators
were. Most of his workers are un
der 25, years, of age and romance is
'always slipping up on them., The
latest one to get married is the start
er, Miss May Lawrerj.ce. "
fcy- miles to the famous Hereford
stock farm of Warren T. McCray.
whose wife is a sifter of Mr. Ade.
Mr McCray is tb present republi
can gubernatorial candidate in In
diana. At this farm we were shown
"Brummel Fairfax." a Hereford male
specimen which is said to be worth
$50,000. r
All of which goto show thatn
visiting George Ade at Hazeldcf, re- ,
member th the password is "Ool
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