THE BEE: OMAHA, SATURDAY, JULY 31, 1920.
1ST
REAL ESTATE WANTED.
W. G. SHRIVER
1047-t Omaha Nat. Bank Bids. D. llll
HAVE Inquiries for homes; do you want
to sell your prt petty? List It with C.
a. urimmeirymana Kan BarnK Bldg.
WANTED REAL ESTATE TO SELL
I' C KKAtERS CO.
porq :tG. o om. iatl ban-:.
REAL ESTATE INVESTMENTS.
30 INVESTMENT
Prairie Parlt carafe building nesr
Ith and Ames, ha an Income of J 1, 800
)er annum. Priced at S18.009 with
tU.OOU caah, balance per cent; (or ar
a, factory, storage or aimllar pur
pone, or purely for Investment you
hnuld look Into this. Call Investment
Payne Investment Co.,
REALTORS. -t.37
Oin. Nat'l Bk. nidir. Doug. 17.11
LEASE AND
FURNITURE
In krge furnished aiartment house for
ihIJ !u:ldlnn th'ee-story brick with
stores on ground floor and 30 apart
ments. Cross Income, J15.000.00. I'rlcc
on furniture 16.000.00. Lease for five
years from Oct.iber J, 1920, at $6,000.00
per year.
s l'KTERS TRUST COMPANY,
1704 Farnam Htnet. Tyler 544.
La (id K corner lot, 132x258, tn one of
Omaha's most exclusive residential dis
tricts. Water, gas, sewer now on the
property. Other property In this local
ity is being gold at 1125 per front foot.
Investigate this; dandy location for an
apartment.
AHMANSOV 4k BILON,
S4rytcr Trust Bldg. Tyler 6171.
WALSH-ELMER CO., Realtors. Ret)
Esiate. Investment. Insurance. Rent.
aia. ryier 163. 333 Securities Bldg.
REAL ESTATE SUBURBAN.
Dundee.
DUNDEE rfOMES
WE CAN SOLVE YOUR
HOME PROBLEM.
PRICES $6,800 TO $35,000.
' GEORGE & CO.,
, t REALTORS..
102 City Natl. Bank. Tyler 3024.
V.
Florence.
NETHAWAY. Suburban prop ty. Col. 140.
REAL ESTATE UNIMPROVED.
SOUTH Side trackage, 3. 6 or 10 acres.
South Side Land Co., Doug. 888.
Acreage.
15 Acres
Near Benson
High, sightly location; very desirable
surroundings; has 111 acres in alfalfa,
two acres In bearing grapes that will
soon bring big returns. Price only $950
an acre. -- Will make terms or take
Hood 6. NS or 7-room house In trade.
Your money Invested In land of th's
kind Is surely the safest investment you
can make.
HASTING & HEYDEN
1614 Harney Bt.
Phona Tyler 50.
Vacant Property.
CORNER lot, 'on Boulevard, near Douglas
Motor. Bargain. $70ff. Doug. 4641.
6 LOTS, West Farnam dUtitct. Great bar
caln, $8.600. Pg. 4641.
REAL ESTATE IMPROVED.
West.
FIELD CLUB DISTRICT
CLUB
Arrrtcc from TTiplrl o crnnA framl
yv . i t e
resiaence or seven rooms; iuur
'bedrooms, attractively located on
large, well kept lot; house, in best
v condition; garage and cement
'drive. A good buy at $10,500.
Terms.
On Wool worth Averhie across
from Hanscom park. Not a new
house by several years but in the
best repair inside and out and a
mighty well built place that is
cheap at the price asked. Every
modern convenience; garage and
cemext drive; hot water heat.
Seven rooms and sleeping porch.
.Let us show this to you. Prfte,
$8,000; terms to be' arranged.
BURR-SPIER & CO.,
REALTORS.
204 Peters Trust Co. Doug. 4857.
$8,500 SNAP
Sightly u location j on paved
street, close to car and school.
Stucco semi-bungalow. Five large
rooms. Three on first floor, two
bedrooms and bath on second
floor. Two large closets to each
bedroom. Finely finished in oak,
er.amel and birch mahogany, with
oak floors throughout. Fireplace
and book tases. Ideal white
enamel kitchen with one-piece
sink atid ample built-in features.
Fftr further information call Mr.
Benson, Tyler 3540 days; Walnut
1 58 evenings. .
BEMIS PARK--$6,500
BEST BARGAIN IN
CITY.
Seven rooms and receptiou hall;
JkxW two stories with four bed
rooms; oak finish; hot water heat;
recently painted. See the house
today at 1314vNorth 35th street,
but arrange with us for inspec
... tion. Owner leaving city, must
, f have cash.
GLOVER & SPAIN,
D1T AT TAD Q
019 City Natl. Bank Bldg. Dg. 2850
30l DODGE This is a place you
should see if you are in the market
for a small house of six rooms. - It
is well located, attractive in ap
pearance, well arranged and well
built. There are six rooms in
cluding sun room, all on one floor.
Paneled ceilings, fireplace, hot
v water heat. Price $7,200.
BURR-SPIER & CO.,
. REALTORS,
204 Peters Trust Bldg. Doug. 4857.
. Clairmont Bungalow
$8,500
. Large 5-room bungalow, oak
and white -enamel finish, living
room with fireplace and Imilt-in
bookcases. On paved street, cor
ner lot; stucco construction. You
must see this if you want a real
bargain. :
Benson & Carmichael,
Phone Tyler 3540,, 642 Paxton Blk.;
Evenings and Sundays,-WaL 2812.
.T 33rd and Burt; a five-room and
sleeping porch bungalow that is
. up to the minute in every particu-
lar; nearly new and in perfect
' condition; a very pretty place that
will appeal tr you at once. Price,
$7,UUU; only $UUU to handle.
BURR-SPIER &r CO.,
: v . ( , v
204 Peters'; Trust Bldg. Doug. 4857.
HENSON METERS CO.. 414 Om. Nat'l
BEAUTIFUL new West r'-trnam borne, 7
rooms. -129 No. 3d. Harney U88.
jC. Rf)Bls6N,"rsl estate and Invest-
meat. 44i See Sid. Couglas S07.
REAL ESTATE IMPROVED
West.
HOT WATER HEAT
Strictly modern, two-story, six-room.
home; reception hall, Uvlrife room, din
ing room and kitchen, first floor; best
nak floors and finish. This bedrooms
finlahtd in whit enamel and tit bath,
second floor. Full basement, stationary
tubs and flna hot water heating plant.
Paved alley, garage. Full south front
lot: all specials paid. Located at t!4
. Cass. Price $6,500. Eeasonable terms.
ALFRED THOMAS,
Realtor V
6M First National Bank.
ISN'T "IT THE TRUTH?
When frame or stucco bungalows sell
for $7,600 to $10,000 and you can buy a
solid brick duplex with oak floors
throughout, til baths, built-in cabinet
In kitchens, full basements, floor drslns
and hot water heater for $13,000, you
are- passing up a bargain? Don't com
plain about high prices; beat them. For
further fact and figures phone ,
ALFRED THOMAS,
Realtor. ,
604 First National Bank.
,300Cash
Five-roam strictly modern bungalow
nt 30th and Pratt, all on cne floor. Nice
Scored attic and full cement basement,
I. nt (0x138 on paved street, paving paid,
newly painted. Owner has offered to
sacrifice at 84.200.
Payne Investment Co.,
(37 Omaha National Bank. D-1781
Ask for Mr. Gibson.
' Sunday, Oolfax S227;
A GOOD IJOME
In Hanscom park district; 7 rooms, mod
ern, electric llgbf. fine shade, property
In the very best condition. Owner leav
ing city, can give possession quick. Let
us show you the property at once. Price,
$6,000.
S. P. BOSTWICK & CO.,
300 Bee Bldg. Tyler 1506.
Close-in Bargain
2117 Webster street, 12 rooms
and bath, all modern, and large
barn; lot, 60x132; paving all paid.
Don't disturb the tenant . Price,
(5,600 to close estate.
P. J. TEBBENS car
605 Omaha Nat'l Bk. Phore P. 21g.
$750.00
plus your rent buys this five-room all
modern home In nice location. One
block from car. Large lot with fruit
and shade trees.
AHM ANSON BILON,
224 Peters Trust Bldg. Tyler 6171.
WEST
Modern S-room, house well located
close to car and school. Oarage. Ex
cellent condition; nearly new. D.-3841,
Harney 4989. Web. 6166.
North.
SMALL house; very large lot; splendid
location1; 1 block to car; will sell on
easy payments; immediate possession.
Five-room; partly modern; east front;
paved street; on Icar line; $1,500; $300
cash, $20 a month.
Two houses; In fait repair; on paved
street; easy walking distance; present
rental $30 month; $2,300 for both; on
very easy payments. ,
M. DEUEL & CO.,
2405 Ames Ave. CoIfax726..
22d and Grand Avenue
Six-room strictly modern cjiUage, 4
rooms on first floor, z bedrooms and
bath on second. Full cement basement.
Dendy nice lot on paved street, paving
t.ild. Double garage. Price $.6,000, one
half cash.
537 Omaha National Bank, D-1781.
Payne Investment Co.,
I Ask for Mr. Glbfon.
V Sunday, Colfax 3i!27.
$600.00 CASH
and monthly payments buys a nlca six
room house near 16th and Corby. The
Owner must sell, so has priced low for
Immediate sale. Let, us show you this
bargain. '
AHMANSON & BILON,
224 Peters Trust Bldg. 'Tyler- 6171.
$4,'000 BUNGALOW v
Flnshed In oak, five rooms and
hath; floored attic, full basement;
about $2,000 cash required.
OSBORNE REALTY CO.,
430 Petrs Trust Bldg. Tyler 496.
three room house on paved street,
close to car. ine lot ana snaae trees.
Located near 30th and Pinkney. Can
be bought cheap. Terms.
AHMANSON & BILON
224 Peters Trust Bldg Ty. 6171
FOVR rooms, newly decorated, near 24tlt
nil spragua Bts., water, eass. electric
lights, toilet, telephone, immediate pos
session. . Price $2 C00; $500 down snd
$25 per month. Inquire of owner, 4017
North Soth St. ,
IMMEDIATE POSSESSION.
2823 SEWARD STREET.
NEW MODERN BUNGALOW.
$750 CASH. BALANCE MONTHLY.
CREIOH, 608 BEE. Doug. 200.
NORTHWEST corner 20th and Nicholas
St. Lot 90 feet on Nicholas and 170
on 20th street. Chris Boyer, 212$ Cum
ing. Omaha. R?al Estate and Investments.
. JOHN T. BOHAN
621 Paxton Blk. Thone Tyler 4880.
A FEW homes and lot for sale In Park.
wood addition; a safe place for Invest.
ment Norrl ft Norrl. Douglas 4270.
NEW oak finished home, 7 rm.,eun room,
MIIa hnth. dnilhle ffnrnen. fircnlacn. etc
$13,600. Terms. Douglas 1734 days, -
MINNS LUSA homes and lota offer the
best opportunity to Invest your money.
Phon Tyler 187. .
4-ROOM HOUSE, partly modern; colored
district, $1,800; easy terms. H. 65.
' South.
' JUST LISTED -
A DANDY FIELD CLUB HOME
Frame and Stucco
EIR&T FLOOR has large reception hall
with clothes closet. Danay .sun room,
large Jiving room with built-in book
case and writing desk, paneled dining
v room with built-in (buffet. Light
' kitchen with large pantry and lc box
room, nak floors and finish downstairs.
SECOND FLOOR has four bedrooms and
bath, large linen closet, pak floors and
-' birch finish. I '
BASEMENT, full, oemented, . floor drain,
furnace heat, fruit cellar. Lot 83x120
(note the frontage), east front, shade
trees, only $2,600 cash. Let us show
you this on. ,
Payne & Carnaby Co.,
616 Omaha Nat'l Bk. Bldg. Doug. 1016.
HANSCOM PARK
DISTRICT
This good 7-roomhome, newly deco
rated and painted; good location on car
line. An excellent value at $6,500. Can
bandleon reasonable terms.
D. V. SHOLES CO., '
' REALTORS.
Doug. 46. 15-17 City Natl. Bank Bldg.
For A Home
Or Investment ,
One or Two' Houses
N.E. Corner 28th '
And Jackson '
This is one of the best close
in bargains we have had tot a
long time. Look' these over
today. Two strictly all mod,
em 6-room houses with oak
finish on first floor. Full
concrete ' basements, good
plumbing and furnaces. All
in good condition. ''-Situated
on a lot 100 feet frontage on
28th street, with paving all
paid, which alone is worth
$5,000. The price for the
two houses and lot is only
$11,500. -Or will sell the cor
ner house for $6,000, or. in
side house for $5,500, on
terms of about v one-fourth
cash, and "long time On - the
balance. See us about this at
once. . . ' ' -
HASTINGS & HEYDEN i
1614 Hra.y St
. Phona Tyler SO. I
THE GUMPS
"REAL ESTATE IMPROVED.
South. K
CHOIcrTTANSCUM
PARK HOME
Seven rooms and bath, finished
in oak. fireplace, bookcases, etc.:
; three bedroom and heated sleep
king porch; d.iublo garage; owner
cut price to fp.suo cash for quick sale.
i OSBORNE REALTY CO.
430 Vetera Trust Bldg. Tyler 496,
Miscellaneous.
5-ROOM, all modern, house on one
floor, newly papered and panned
throughout; close to car and
school; streets pSved and one
paid for; $750 cash, balance $35
per month, which is cheaper than
rent tor a place of this kind. Price
$4,500. ' .
E. E. AUSTIN,
Tyler 785. 1305, 1st Nat'l Bk. Bldg.
$950 DOWN
FIVE ROOMS. DUNDEE.
-New, nifty stucco bungalow on
paved street, not far from car.
Oak finish and floors. Shown
only by appointment. Phone,
Carse, at Doug.' 7412 days, or Har
ney 3556 evenings. '
SEE THIS HOUSE
For $500 down. Brand new, all mod
ern, 5-room bungalow, situated In good
neighborhood. Built by day labor; oak
and enamel finish. Call Walnut 5432
this evening or Douglas 7412 Saturday.
Ask for Ml) Cole.
BEAUTIFUL 5 room house near Fort
Omaha. Modern except heat. This is
a dandy home that can be bought on
easy terms. Pricg $3,600.
AHMANSON & BILON
224 Peters Trust Bldg Ty. 6171
WANT A HOME? . ,
Possibly we have It for you. It costs
nothing to phone Douglas 1346 or come
to 1606 Dodge gt.
BIRKETT & CO.
and Insures. 250 Bee Bldg. Douglas 033.
BEAUTIFULLY finished 8-ioom house,
hot water, heat. Bargain, $7,200. Dg.
4641. m
DICKSON & NEWMAN bolld garages and
bungalows. South 2794 or South 1761.
Real Estate Transfers
JL.
Homestead Co. to Aigot W. BJorn
berg, Spencer St., 120 ft. e. of
48th ave., 80x140.. $ 850
Charles J. McCann and wife to
Harriet E. Malay, r., w.vxor. Pratt
and John A. Crelghton blvd.,
60x0 2,260
Joseph Edmonds to Albert Kop
penhaver, s.- e. cor. 33rd Pinkney '
St.. 60x128 T. . 1,-100
Paul W. Kuhns and wife to Llzzis
May Srtiaefer. 3lh-8t., 84 ft. s.
of Bedford ave., e. side, 40x134 385
Morningslde Land Co. to John
Schlebel, Charles St., 88 ft. w. df
61st ave., s. side, 44x133... . 150
Anna E. Breeden to Mable B. Tay
lor, et al, Tucker St., 130 ft. w.
of 33rd St., n side. 120x132 1
Anna C. Nielsen to Elizabeth B.
McQueen, Charles st, 90 ft. w. of .
27th St., s. side, 60x127.6 2,500
Margaret L. Corkln and husband
to Elizabeth M. Dunham, Pacifici
st., 125 ft. e. of 30th St., s. side.
26.58x100 10,003
P.-'ul C. Stein and wife to Genora
Kosters, n. w. cor. 28th ave. and
Buggies St., 63x100 1,000
Jerry W. Frey and wife to Fannie
f L. Freeman, Pinkney St., 200 ft.
w. of 25th ave., s. side, 40x90 6,500
Clara M. Hornug to Claude E.
Datesman, s. w. cor. 11th and
Seward st, 103x132 3,300
Frederio L. Heyn to Hans H.
Hansen, s. w. cor. 28th and Ed
Crelghton ave., 102x160 4,800
Mirrlt Stenson and wife to Oscar
E. Faulk, 16th St., 90 ft. n. of
Camden ave., w. side, 60x142 . 2,450
Edgar F, Holman to Amand S.
Holman, s. w. cor. 20th and L
sts., 40x130 r 6,500
Boss Rlegal and wife to Charles
W. Martin, Mary st., 216 ft. e.
. of !8th ave., s. side, 42x120 1
Marie Wessel to Herman Wessel,
ztun st., 13a ft. s. of Indiana ,
ave., e. side, 62x125
Franklin Johnson and wife to
2,800
Amandus J. Schwarz, 18th St.,
200 ft. n. of Sprague St., w. side,
45x125 .. $,800
SALE OF LOTS
IN PARKVALE
Continues Saturday afternoon. Just a few of them
left Paved streets, paved alleys, water, 'gas and
sewer on streets where the occupants are all home
owners. Restricted. Buy now at pre-war prices.
v ' '
This is your opportunity. $10 cash; $3 a week.
Lots are located on South 33rd street between
Oak and Spring streets and South 34th street be
tween Wright and Spring (streets. Prices $1,150
to $1,600. Salesmen on ground early and late.
C.G.CARLBERG
310-312 Brandeis Theater Building j
WGOmC Y V" - f? 3- ' I HOPE YOUW
frWlNOTIK
FITCH PEBKINS rK'
Irish Twins See the Fair.
The towers stood up strong and
proud againsLthe sky. Smoke was
coming out of the chimneys.
"Do you suppose the earl himself
is at home?" Eileen asked- her,
Father.
" 'Tis not unlikely," Mr. McQueen
answered. "He comes home -sometimes
with parties of genfiemen and
ladies for a bit of shooting or fish
ing. ,
"Maybe he'll conie to the fair,"
Eileen said to Larry.
"Sure, he'd never miss anything
so grand as the Fair and he being
in this part of the world," said
Larry.
Some distance from the castle
they could see a church spire, and
the roofs of the town, and nearer
they saw a little village of stalls
standing in the green field,1 like
mushrooms that had sprung up over
night. x . .. '
"The fair! The fairf cried the
Twins. Although they had come so
far, they were among the earliest
at the Fair. People were hurrying
to and fro, carrying all sorts of
goods and arranging them for sale
on counters in little stajls, arovfTid
an open square in the ceuratvof the
grounds.
Cattle were being driven to their
pens, horses were being brushed and
curried, sheep were bleating, cows
were lowing, arid even the hens and
ducks added their noise to the con
cert. Diddy herself . squealed with
all her might
Larry and Eileen had never seen
so many people together before in
all their lives.
They had to think very hard about
the secret in order not to forget
everything but the beautiful things
they saw in the different stalls.
There4 were vegetables and meats,
4fl& butter and eggs. There were
hats ana caps. lhere were crocner
work and bed duilts and shawls with
bright borders, spread out for peo
ple to see.
There were hawkers goin ga bo u t
THEY JUST DROPPED IN ON MOTHER.
with trays of things to eat, pies and
sweets, toffee and sugar-sticks. This
made the Twins remember that they
were) dreadfully hungry after their
long walk, but they didn't have any
thing to eat until quite a while after
that, because they had so much else
to do. They followed their father
to the corner where the pigs were.
A man came to tell them where to
put Diddy.
"You can talk with these two
farmers," said Mr. McQueen. He
brought the Twins forward. "It's
their pig."
Then Larry and Eileen told the
man about finding Diddy in the bog,
and that their father had said they
could have her for their own, and
so they had come to the fair to sell
her. '
"And, whatever will you do with all
the money?" asked the man.
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V Tomorrow "Diddy Wins First
Pnxe.
What Dq You Know
(Hero's a -chance to ' make 'roar wits
worth money. Each day The Bee will
Cublleh a series of questions, prepared
y Superintendent J. H. Beveridge of the
public schools. They cover things which
you should know. The first complete list
of correct answers received will be reward
ed by II. The answer and the name of
the winner will be published on the day
Indicated below. Be sore tit give your
views and address In full Address "Ques
tion Editor." Omaha Bee.)
By J. HT BEVERIDGE. .
1. Which is the farther east, Que
bec or Toronto?
2. Who first discovered the South
Pole? i -v -
3. What are the A C countries
4. Who wrotejhe poehi "I have
a Rendezvous With Death"?
5. What Swedish girl, won world
renown. as a singer?
(Answers Published Wednesday.)
WEDNESDAY'S ANSWERS.
1. How many candidates for the
presidency this year live in Ohio?
Tfcree.
2. Name the presidents of the
United States who have served more
than one term. ' '
Washington,2.
.Jefferson, 2.
Madison, 2.
Monroe, 2 '
Jackson, 2. .
Lincoln, 1 term, 1 month 10 days.
Grant, 2.
Cleveland, 2.
McKinicy, 1 term, 6 months, 10
days.
RooseveltT'l term, 3 years, , 5
months, 20 days.
- Wilson, 2. ,
3. In what state is Vassar Col
lege? New Vork.
4. In what state is Smith Col
lege? Massachusetts.
5. In what state is Bryti Mawr?
Pennsylvania. - 1 .
Winner: Mrs. Jas. M. Wallace,
2522 Popplcton Ave., Omaha, Neb.
i
1 Closely imitating leather ones,
suitcases made of metal have been
designed that are claimed to be
more durable and sanitary, as they
can be thoroughly washed both in
side and out. : '
Are There No Women, Clowns
With the Circus?
(Copyright, 1920, 'by The Wheelcf
Syndicate, Inc.)
Al Miaco, who recently cele
brated Jiis 81st birthday and is
the oldest clown in the circus
business, is authority for the
statement that women do not
make good clowns and that for
this reason the profession is one
in which men predominate.
"I have known some women
clowns," says Miaco, "but none
of them was good. As a general
rule, women won't make fools
of themselves as men will arul
they don't want to make them
selves ridiculous. A male clown
doesn't mind how foolishly you
dress him nor how funny you
make him look. He hasn't much
natural vanity. But give a wo
man a ridiculous costume, make
her paint her face in. red and
white checks, put on a false pair
of feet seven sizes too large for
her and what have you? A wo
man clown? No a resigned and
melanholic person who gets but
little joy out of life und less out
of her wok.
"Women seldom have a sense
of humor when the joke is di
rected against themselves. They
hate to be laughed at, while men
like a joke and can enjoy the
ones that hit them as well as the
ones which are aimed at others.
My sixty yeari of experience has
proven thafoien make the best
clowns. Maybe it's because they
don't have to act maybe they're
just born that way." j " ,
Tomorrow Why Do We Speak
of "Mindinf One's Pi and Q i.
: ' '
WHY?
HOLDING A HUSBAND
Adele Garrison's New Phase of
Revelations of a Wife
j
'. 1 1 i
The Greeting Mother Graham Gave
. Madge.
Ijicky possesses one virtue raised
to the nth power. In his own vo
cabulary he is "no welsher." There
fore I knew that if he accepted the
bargain I had just proposed to
avert his mother's wrath against
him in return for his aid of Major
Grantland's hospitality he would
carry it out to the last letter of the
alphabet.
I didn't look at him again. I
simply lifted my hand and knocked
upon the door of my mother-in-law's
compartment. At the sound Dicky's
hesitation vanished.) He spoke hast
ily: "All right. I'll get 'em together,"
and he was gone around the .corner
of the corridor before Mother ura
ham had ooened the door. From
inside the room I heard Junior's
wails, and knew that my prophecy
as to his crying for his delayed
breakfast had been fulfilled.
"Well, I hope you're satisfied!"
she greeted me ludicrously, as if I
had deliberately planned the losing
of my baby's food. Then her jaw
dropped with astonishment as she
noticed the cup ot milk in my nanas,
still steaming.
"What's that?" she snapped.
Junior is Famished.
I crossed to the crying child be
fore answering her.
"Here, lover," I coaxed in the
time immemorial way "of mothers.
"Here's some nice milk for you."
Junior's tears stopped as if by
magic, and he scrambled up on the
bepth with his hands held out en
gagingly 7or the cup.
"I asked you where you got that,"
Mother Graham repeated crossly.
"How do you know it's anything fit
for him to have? He'd better go
hungry than eat something that
would make him sick.
I let Junior drain the Cup before
answering her. I wanted no' argu
ment which would delay that pro
cess. A hungry child is to me one
of the most pitiful things in the
world.
"Major Grantland sent it to Jun
ior," I said sedately, as I set down
the empty cup.
, Caustic Comment.
"I'll warrant he -didn't lose his
feed box," my mother-in-law
snapped. "He's as fussy over his
comfort as an old maid."
My impulse was to answer hejrl
tartly for her injustice to tne man
who had provided the hamper of
food solely for our comfort angered
I'M THE GUY!
1 i
I'M THE GUY who sits by the
little gate dutside the office of the
"big boss" and makes you tell all
your business.
The boss may be a decent sort
of a skat to meet if I let you meet
hir but I'm not and I don't in
tend to be. He .can afford to be
affable, but if I wasn't haughty and
offensive you wouldn't recognize my
importance.
I don't give a' hoot about half
the questions I ask you. I just
ask most of them to get your-goat
And I get it.
If I think you're anybody im
portant, X may be half-way decent
to you, but you've got to show me
first if I don't happen to know you.
If I don't like your looks or you
get fresh with me I make you cool
your heels until I get darn good
and ready to attend to you. Next
time you'll know better than to of
fend my dignity.
Sometimes I make a mistake, but
my batting average is pretty good.
I get away witfl it more times than
thie's a comeback.
r (Copyright. 1120.
Thompson Feature . Service.)
Parents Problem
V. How can a child best be taught
to concentrate his attention.
When giving him anything to do
whether a lesson to learn or a
game to play, or a book to read
say to him: "Think of this,! think
only of thft." After a few trials, he
will "do this, and only this," that
is, study, play or read.
Latest Returns in Texas
rf Primary Show No Change
Dallas, Tex., July 30, Belated re
turns from distant counties of Texas
received by the Texas election
bureau continued to show no appre
ciable change in the outcome Of the
democratic state primary of July 24.
Former Senator J. W. Bailey, candi
date for the democratic gubernatorial
nomination, continues to lead Pat M.
Neff of Waco by about 5,000. v
Bailey ind Neff will enter the run
off primary August 28. Returns, oc
casionally augmented bv late counts,
showed a total of 414,389 votes, repre
senting 246 counties, 118 of which are
complete. The ' tabulations gave
Bailey 140,0ft), Neff 135,580, Tomaton
92,443 and Looney 46,226. v
To tear up asphalt paving between
street car rails a California man has
invented a sort of scoop that can be
mounted in front of a car, into which
the asphalt it almost automatically
loaded,
Drawn
me, but instead I replied with care
ful casuamess:
"Neither didve lose ours. It's
just outside the door."
I walked past her, opened the
door where, Dicky had set the box
down, picked it up and returned.
My mother-in-law looked at me
frowningly. v v
"Where did you find it?"
"Dicky had it with his things."
"Well! Why in creation didn't
you hurry back to fix the poor child's
own food for him instead of waiting
for that fool Grantland's stuff?"
"Simply because Dicky didn-'t ap
pear with the box until after Major
Grantland had given nTe the milk," I
replied with tartness in my own
tone, for I was getting a bit tired
of the inquisition. "The thing I wasj
mnet l' t t mrtt o f art in , e ntt.'ni. r n !
thing for Junior quickly."
"Yes, it looks that way," my
motheiin-law-sneered, as she busied
herself with undoing the' grip con
taining the food. Junior, tempo
rarily satisfied with" the warm milk,
was engaged in hugging me ecstatic
ally. "You took such good care of
it last night." '
I looked at her with angry aston
ishment. . . .
"Didn't you hts me tell you that
Dicky had it all the time?" I asked
coldly. "I'd like to know what I
could possibly have to do with it."
"I heard what you said," shere
torted, and I saw that she Was fast
working herself up into one of her
trantrums and prepared myself o
hear something vicious. I prepared
also to overlook it, for I saw that the
strain of the journey and the reae'
tioh of her nerves upon finding the
food for her beloved grandchild after
her fear that it was lost had robbed
her of self-control and common
sense. She was irritated, upset and
she was striking blindly at anything
within reach. And the nearest ob
ject happened to be myself.
"Oh, I'm not blind 1" she went on.
"Mrs. Durkee told me that Major
Grantland went after you and
brought you to the station las night.
Of course, that's all right in itself,"
she amended hastily, "but I can tell
you that you're getting much more
interested in that jackanapes than
you've any right to be. When a
woman can forget her baby's 1ood
because of a good-looking man it's
time she called a halt. That's all
I've got to say."
- (Continued Monday.)
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