THE BEE: OMAHA, MONDAY, JULY 5. 1920.
MINISTRY ONLY
PROFESSION NOT
OVERCROWDED
four. Hundred Churches in 6ne
State Without Preachers,
The Rev. 0. D. Baltzly
Declares.
'All the professions except the
ministry are rrowned, declared
Rev.., O. D. Baltzly, pastor of j
Kcuntze Memorial Lutheran church,
yesterday morning, in a sermon
commemorating the 25th annivcr
sory of his entry into the ministry.
"In 58"- leading theological semina
ries ,of this country there nre today
700 fewer student, than there were
12 years ago. In one state afoue
there arc 400 churches without pas
ters. 1 '
"The Christian ministry is the
w. blest artf! the happiest of all pro
fessions. I thank God that lie
called me to it. Lawyers must
spend time adjusting- the quarrels of
people. Doctors have to corrcct'thc
bedily ailments which, in so many
cases, nave come trom inau'gence m
tc pleasures of the world.
TheJ
minister peint the way to salvation
not onlyspf the body, but of the
out. . I
"True, it hai its discouragements.
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When a pastor sees thrtse whom he
has confirmed become indifferent to
religion, he feels .discourage! But
he has only to remember that Christ
hatit discouragements. - Out of His
li disciples, one denied Him and an
other betrayed Him. And He, found
many who heard Him and then Jett
and forgot,
"But the Christian ministry
luisn't as many- discourapimejits as
otl er professions and 'businesses.
More than 90 out of .every 100 men
who enter business, foil sooner r
later. In tbe professions of -law
and medicine a young; mar. has to
'starve' for the first" few vcars. In
the ministry, though the pastor
never gets much salary, he finds
work waiting for him the moment
he is ready for it. -
"It is' the one firm, unchanging
profession. When 1 went to high
school science knew of onlv 46 cle-
ments. loday it knows ot more
than (0. Astronomy of 10 years ago
is out of date. So is medicine. But
the Bible has stood unchanged Sot
1,900 years and the older portion of
it nVore than 3.000 years." ,
Royalty Will Attend
Unveiling of Peace Arch
Vancouver, B. G, July 4.
Queen Marie of Roumauia, Marshal
Joffrc of France and Madame Toff re
hyve promised to be present at" the
unveiling, September 20, of the
Peace Arch, at Blaine, Wash., on
the Canadian boundary, Sam Hill,
president of the Highway associa-
,,on' announces. King Albert pt the
.Deigians nas promised to sena a
representative,-, Hill further states.
Swallowed Sharp Sticks,
Boy Dies," Lung Penetrated
Guthrie, Okl., July 4. The
swallowing of several siiarp-pointcd
sticks resulted in the death of the
9-year-old son of Joseph Inskeep of
ear here recently. '
The boy was rushed to a local
hospital, but all efforts to have his.
life were unavailing. One of the
sticks punctured- his lung.
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Grannie Tells Irish Twins Story.
"It was once long ago in old Ire
land, there was living a fine, clean,
honest, poor widow woman, and she
having two sons, and she tetclied
the both of them up fine and careful,
butane of them turned out bad en
tirely. And one' day sftV says to
him. says she: . ...
"'I've given vou your living as
long as ever I can, and it's you rufust
go-out into the wide world and seek
your fortune.' ,
" 'Mother, I will,' says hc.
'"'Ans! .will you take a big cake
with my curse, or a little cake -with
my blessing?' says she.
,'A big cake, sure,' says he.
"o she baked a big cake and
cursed , hfm, and he went away
laughing! By and by, he came for
niust a spring ii the woods, and sat
down 'to eat his dinner off the cake,
and a small, little bird sat on the
edge of the spring.!
"Give me a bit bf.your cake for
my little ones in the nest,' said she;
and he caught up a stone and threw
at her. N ' '
" 'I've scarce enough for myself,'
says he, and she being a fairy, put
her beak in the spring and turned
it black as ink, and went away up
in the trees. And whiles he looked
for a stone for to kill her, a fox
went away with his cake!
- "So he went away from that place
very mad, and next day he .stopped'
very hungry, at a farmer's house,
and hired out for, to tend the cows.
" 'Be wise.' says the farmer's wife,
'for the next field is belonging to a
giant, and if the cows get into the
clover, he "will kill you dead as a
stone.'
"But, the bad son laughed and
went out to watch the cows; and
before noontime he went to sleep up
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bank official in Arkansas is Mts.
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of the Commercial .Trust 'company"
of Little Rock. Her recent election
to this office was a- recognition on
the part of the bank of her five nd
a half years of efficient sej-vfee, dur
ing which time she has held every
positioifexcept that of paying teller.
Br'er Jackrabbit Carries - ,
a Punch in Hind Foot
Ottawa, Kan., July 4. Br'er
Jackrabbit carries a knockout punch
in- each hind foot. If yew doubt it
consult J. A. Canfield of this place.
The other day a jackrabbit chased
by .dogs ran close to Canfield, who
realhed out and caught it by a hind
leg. Canfield's remaining hand was
so badly lacerated by the animal's
other hind foot that a surgeon's serv
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in the tree, and the row alt went, in
the clover. And out comes the giant
and shook him down out of the tree
and killed him dead, and that was
the end of thi had son.
f'And the next year the poor
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'"You must go out into the wide
world anrt qL- vmir fnrtimp frtr T
can keep you no longer,' says the
moiner.
" 'Mother, I will.' says he
" 'And will you take a big' cake
with my curse or a little cake jvith
niv blessing?'
'"A little cake,' says he. N
"So she baked it for him and gave
him'her blessing, and He went away,
and she a-weepmg after him fine
and loud. And by and by he"came
to the same spring in the woods
where the bad son was before him,
and the small, little bird sat again
on the side of it.
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Retired Firemen End Blaze
Before Moderns Get There
Charlestown, Mass., July 4. Fire
which started in the cellar ef the
garage of Stanley Harlow oil 'Main
stpeet, Charlestown, was extinguished
by the Charlestown veteran firemen,
using a "hand tub" which had been
retired for 30 years.
Deputy Chief Riley of the local
fire department, who arrived with
his men after the blaze had been
put out. paid, a tribute to the oia
timers for their efficiency.
The engine was part of the Brook
lyn, N.jY., fire department 50 years
ago, and during the past 30 years,
while taking part in many musters,
has done no real work.
Boy's Death Caused N
By Undigested Beans
St. Joseph, Mo., July Mys
tery surrounding the sudden death
of Frederick , Henn, a schoplboy,
was cleared up here the other day,
when the ioroner announced that
the lad's death was caused by un
digested beans.
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Holding a Husband
Adele Garrison's New Phase of
Revelation of a Wife
Why Madge Hated to Decline the
Courtesy Major Grantland
Offered.
I am afraid I stared in open
mouthed amazement for a moment
at Major Grantland's question con
cerning the railroad drawing room.
Then'j enlightenment came to me.
Mrs. Durkce, of course! '"Her'
.iluffiness'' must have lost no ,tinie
in telling him. I was thankful that
n.y good-hearted, well-mca;ung lit
tle neighbor as safely out pi my
reach.1 I do not believe I could have
trusted my fingers which itched to
box he carsy
"I I trust I am not interfering
in something which I should not,"
the young officer stammered, evi
dently disconcerted by , my look,
"but Mrs. Durkee toldme today .of
Iter very natural objection to shar
ing a drawing room witty Miss
Rrown, and of your goodness in of
fering to change with her."
There was an unconscious intona
tion, a stress upon the words "very
natural objections," clearly betray
ing a disapproval of Rita Brown,
which gave me material for mental
digestion when I should have time
for such a ruminative (Vcess. ,1
had time, however, for only a pass
ing wonder as to whether concern
t?-Hl- r t i t .1 .
ujr iluiui j-airiax naa anyimng 10
do with his attitude toward Miss
Brown, for Major Grantland was
speaking again, his embarrassment
more patent than ever in the brick
ted flush which was covering his
face.
It seemed absurd that a man who
could face any danger, and cmer-
?;cncywith iron nerve and unmoved
acial muscles should be so school
boyish in hs attitude toward wom
en, but I must confess that I ii!
common with other women who
know him find something oddly
appealing in the trait. i
"I chided her for not comine to
me instead of annoying you with
the matter." he went on ranidlv anH
hfs use. of the pronoun, blunt rather
than subtle, told me unmistakably
What Do You Know?
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- By J. H. BEVERIDGE.
1. v In what year was the Lusita
niu sunk?
2. In what year w"as William J.
Bryan (irst nominated for president?
3. Which one of the Great Lakes
extends farthest south. -
4. Which state in the union ex
tends farthest south?
5. It the-state' of Washington or
Maine farthest north.
(Answers Published Thursday.)
THURSDAY'S ANSWERS.
1. Where was Herbert Clarke
Hoover born? West Branch, la.
2. What college or university did
he attend? Leland Stanford, jr.,
university.
3. What is his business in private
life? Mining- engineer.
4. How old is he? 46.
5. Where was his home in 1912?
London.
Winner:, Harold MarshalL. 622
South Ninth street, Council Bluffs,
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I'M THE GUY!
I'm the "guy who never looks
where he is going when he is in a
hurry.
If I'm, 'rushing along the sidewalk
and you get in my way, you get
bumped aside. If I'm hurrying
through a door and you're coming
through from the other side, you get
the wind knocked out of you. If I'm
galloping downstairs while you're
coming jjp, '.you ko, back to the bot
tom with me.- - '
aiming to get somewhere, and
I can't be bothered to see who's in
my way. If people see me coming
in a hurry .they shoufd step aside
and let me pass. I take it for grant
ed, that they will. If they get bowled
over, ft is really their own fault.
Arid I can't take time to apologize
even when L.. knock someone flat,
or stopvto see if. they're hurt. And
I .don't see why I should apologize
for their carelessness or be sorry
that their failure to get out of my
way has given them broken ribs.
Nothing ever st'ops me when I'm
on my way, even if I don't know
where I'nj going.
(Copyright, 1920 Thompson Feature
Service.)
WHY?
Are There So Many Flies?
(Copyright, U20, by the Wheeler Syn-
dicattv Inc.)
After examining the rapidity
with which the average house fly
propagates, this question would
probably be revised to read,
"Why are there so 'few flies?" in
spite of the number which are
swatted every year and the vast
quantities which are destroyed by
birds and other insect-eaters.
A single fly lays four times
during each summer, an average'
of 80 eggs each time, or 320 eggs
during the season. Half of these
eggs usually produce females, so
that the first 40 females, which
would also lay four times (Wing
the season, would produce 12,800
flies. The first eighth of these,
or 1,600 females, would produce
three times, or 384.000 offspring;
the' second, eighth, twice, or 286,
000, and the' third and fourth
eighth at least , once each, or
286,000 between them. There
would thus be 909,120 flies as the
result of the first of four batches
of eggs laid by a single fly in
one season."' The second batch
of eggs lai4 by the original fly
would productryj.oOO during hc
remainder of tne season, the third
262,400 and the fourth, 131,200.
Therefore the total number of
descendants of a single female
fly during one summer reaches
the staggering proportion of 2,.
O80,Q00. A consideration of this
figure shows why "Swat the fly I"
is a most, excellent slogan.
TomorrowWhy Do Tides
'Occur? .
what it troubled me to hclieve, that
the young officer still held me in his
thoughts as one from whom all
care and even annoyance should be
kept as much as possible. "But she
evidcntlv had not realized that 1
have ascertain facility an inside
track, as it were, in getting things
from railroads, i and so had 'not con
fided her dilemma to me."
, The Major Hesitates.
He paused, evidently ' to arrange
his words, which he secined to have
increasing difficulty in' framing. I
remembered his railroad history be
fore he entcml the war, and the
brilliance and p'owJr of his stand
ing during the great conflict, and I
would not have marvelled if'he had
suddenly produced an order for a
private car or even a train.
His next words echoed v my
thought almost uncannily.
"If it were not for conditions in
the country," he said, and, the fact
that he was speaking of the abstract
instead ot the personal tooK irom
his voice the stammer,, gave it a ring
of confidence, " could have ob
tained a special car or even train for
our party. It would not have 'been
particularly easy, but I could have
done it. I have not suggested or
considered it because I was sure
that you shared my feeling, that
with the present freight and food
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A "BIG TIME" AT
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Automobile roads are fine
Manawa Park
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"JOY SPOT OF OMAHA"
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Liancmg tonight
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. Bug House
congestion which the genuury (aces,
any unnecessary task laid upon
traffic is almost criminal."
I felt my checks flushing under
his earnest eyes. I acquitted him
of any conscious effort to express
his thoughts 'of m'c, but words,
voice, eyes said only too plainly
that it was 1 alone of all the party
whose opinion or comfort he was
considering. .
"But one thing I could do," he
went on, and once again he became
uncomfortably self-conscious. "That
was to secure you a drawing room
for yourself. It is unthinkable that
you should be compelled to crowd
in with three other women in a
drawing room."
Me put his hand in his potket,
brought out a small envelope, and.
held it toward me. 1 drew hack in
voluntarily, hesitant ,to wound him,
ycfc-feeling t hat I should not take
the favor froirt him . because of
Dicky's feeling toward him.
Madge Refuse?.
"I cannot tell you how muc'li I
thank you, Ma.i. Grantland," I said,
and the knowledge that I must re
fuse the gift he had brought nie
made my voice tremble with an
earnestness I otherwise would not
have felt, "hut -joh! I cannot tell
you why or just what I mean, but
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if you would just offer this to Mrs.
Durkce it would be so much bet
ter." "1 did not get it for Mrs. Dur
kce," he returned quietly, and his
voice was that of a hurt child's.
"Hut if vou do not want if I shall,
of course, he Rlad to dispose
as you suggest."
(Continued Tomorrow.)
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