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THE MATTER WITH YOUR BONDS.
We doubt if a single one of the 20,000,000
purchasers of Liberty Loan bonds bought them
without being told they were the best bor
rower's collateral on earth. Certainly those who
bought them with money borrowed from the
banks were led to believe that, because the
Government made that assurance a conspicuous
feature of its bond-selling campaigns. The most
of the buyers were told, also, that their bonds
would go above par "after the war," as an ap
peal to speculative greed.
The banks of the country were honest and
sincere in their statements to their customers
that buying bonds was simply trading dollars,
that a hundred dollar bond was practically the
same as a hundred dollar bill, except that while
a hundred dollar bill would never bring over
a hundred dollars, a bond for the same amount
would some day sell for more than its face
value. With Liberty Bonds selling for IS per
cent less than their face value, many people of
limited means resent the accumulation now by
rich men of $100 bonds for $85 which they paid
$100 for, and wonder what's the reason.
They have not far to g for it. The Federal
Reserve system, a Government institution, is
doing it by its determination to drive U. S.
bonds out of the banks as collateral for loans.
Thus the Government's own securities are
purposely weakened by the Government itself.
As the Sun and New York Herald says:
The Federal Reserve foot never went near
the Liberty Bond market that it didn't give it
a kick. It kicked it powerfully, brutally and
incessantly. And so it came to pass that the
Liberty Loan subscribers on the instalment
.plan were called upon by the United States
Government, in effect, to pay higher and high
er interest on their little bank loans covering
their Liberty Bond , subscriptions. . For
thousands on thousands of such sub
scribers, already pressed to the limit to get
the cash for their instalment payments, this
meant that they must sell their bonds because
they couldn't pay the increased interest. This
meant, in turn, that the flood of such bonds
pouring upon the market carried down the
prices of all Liberty securities so fast and so
far that even the instalment and margin pay
ments of other subscribers could not cover
the depreciation. This meant, in turn, that
still more borrowers had to be sold out by the
banks to protect the banks on their loans on
Liberty Bonds. And this last avalanche of
bonds sweeping upon the market over
whelmingly knocked the bottom clean out
of it. '
There you have it the reason why your
Liberty Bonds are turning out to be a bad in
vestment; and why the Government bond mar
ket, instead of "reflecting the credit and power
and wealth of the nation," now "resembles a
whirlpool of wildcat mining stock."
An Interrupted Wedding.
One does not publicly violate the rules of his
church without sometimes suffering public hu
miliation for his disobedience. A modern in
stance is that of the marriage of a couple in New
Orleans at St. Louis Cathedral last Tuesday.
Some time ago the archibshop of New Or
leans voiced the condemnation of immodest at-'
tire by his church, with a strict injunction
against low-cut waists, transparent gowns and
other Parisian devices to reveal as many square
feet of, skin as the civil laws permit.
On Tuesday night Father Antoine, his church
ablaze with light, stood by the altar awaiting
the arrival of the bride to be in a marriage cere
mony. She arrived and as she started up the
aisle the good father, whose eyes are keen and
clear, beheld revelations that were so shocking
to him that he ordered the lights turned out at
once, hastened to the side of the young woman
and instructed her to return home and assume
decent apparel if she wished to be married by
him.
She went,' and in due time returned, properly
impressed, we trust, with the sincerity of her
church's opposition to daring dress, and the
courage of its priest.
The social double standard of dress, which
requires a man to dress to his chin, and per
mits a woman to quit a little above her waist,
may appeal to the vanity of women and the
roving eyes of men, but not to Father Antoine.
No Longer a Taciturn Col. House.
Colonel Edward M. House of Texas, erst
while counselor, friend and private executive
near the person of Woodrow Wilson, and fre
quently acting by his proper authority, was re
markably taciturn. He is to be no longer
speechless. By some modern magic the Phila
delphia Public Ledger has won him to its staff,
where he, may write of many things which will
be read with great interest
We dare say the time will come, after so
long a repression of his human desire to talk,
and talk freely, when words will gush from the
Colonel's trusty fountain pen and receive instant
attention the world over. His memoirs of the
Wilson administration of the Peace Conference
alone would rival any that might be issued by
Lloyd George. When the writing begins, it is
our ardent hope that it will take up the present
and work backward to the time the president
' dined off the golden plates of royalty and re
ceived the homage of flunkies in livery- What
ecstatic days of exalted vanity those were
The Modern Sodom.
Port Said, at the north end of the Suez
canal, still maintains its evil supremacy as "the
wickedest place in the world." Generat Bate
son, addressing soldiers at Cardiff three weeks
ago, said: "I know Calcutta, Bombay and Mad
ras better than I know London. I have had to
live in the east for a quarter of a century, and
I know what Cairo and Ismalia are, but I have
seen more sin and appearances of sin in one
hour in Port Said than in all the rest of my ex
periences." This disreputable port is only sixty years
old, .but i being the terminus of many steam
ship lines ftom the four quarters of the globe,
has become a center of the very scum of hu
manity of all nationalities. And because of that
fact few who travel to Egypt fail to look upon its
vices. Of such poor clay are the most of us
made that open wickedness attracts our curious
attention more than notable virtues.
Our Too, Too Generous President
A fresh danger looms on the unfortunate
British taxpayer. There is grave risk that he
may be saddled with the responsibility for
Armenia, which by the memorandum of the
League of Nations has all the characteristics
' of a first class incumbrance. Armenia, it
states, has no finances, and no army. It will
need "substantial advances." Its territory
will have to be reconquered from the Turks
owing to the deplorable mistakes made by the
politicians at -Paris, and, when reconquered,
, considerable military forces will still be re
quired. London Daily Mail.
This is the burden President Wilson sought
to place on American taxpayers and American
soldiers to finance a country 4,000 miles away,
restore its territory by warring with the Turks,
and when that would have been1 accomplished,
maintain an army there indefinitely. And that
is but one item in the bill of costs of treasure
and American blood the generous Mr. Wilson
would have had his fellow-countrymen sweat
under while.he and his lived in comfort and security.
A Federation of Labor delegate at Montreal,
opposing a proposal, that the body endorse the
soviet government of Russia, said:
I don't care what President Wilson or Lloyd
George has approved. But I do know we have
a good enough form of government here in
America for me, and I am not going to take
any chances with Trotzky and Lenine's bol
shevik crowd.
The federation agreed with him; as every
sane man who has wife and children he loves
would do.
Senator Matt Quay of Pennsylvania had an
extraordinary talent for successfully perform
ing the duties of a republican campaign man
ager. In due time, we hope to hear it said that
Senator Will H. Hays of Indiana was a most
potent figure in carrying the republican party
to one of its greatest victories back in 1920.
Emma Goldman, the anarchist deported to
Russia as an enemy of the United States, dis
plays an American flag in her room in Petro
grad. "I love America as I love no other land,"
says Emma. "I am going back there some day."
Nevermore, Emma. As an opponent of all
government and a . vicious slanderer of the
United States, we have no room for you.
The development of the money-making capacity-of
the business of producing moving pic
tures may be faintly discerned in the fact that
one story of four, for which $300 was offered a
few years ago, has recently been sold for $50,
000. Really good stores are few and far be
tween. The best of all we have seen on the
screen are some by Charles Dickens.
A man of brains in politics never is de
stroyed by his enemies. He perishes by his
own mistakes. Des Moines Capital.
And by those of his friends. A man who
lost an important political fight through a
friend, and later won three valuable nomina
tions, told us he never lost a fight which he
looked after himself.
This has been a great June for commence
ment orations of a political nature. Forty years
ago the Standard Oil company and its railroad
connections to crush competition was a favorite
target. Monopoly was the great bugaboo in
those days. Now there are others quite as un
lovely and much more interesting to young men
with sheepskins. '
With the Chicago convention surprise so
short a distance away, the San Francisco cor
respondents are not very emphatic in their pre
dictions, except that Palmer is practically out
of it, which will be bad news for Tumulty. But
Harding was considered out of it ten days be
fore his nomination.
The farmer who produces his own wood,
meat, corn, wheat, milk, eggs, fruit and vegeta
bles, is the only independent man on earth in a
pinch. All others must buy, beg or steal from
him, to exist.
Our guess is the San Francisco convention
will heed Bryan's warnings. '' He has the best
set of principles presented by any democrat in
this year of our Lord, and principles are going
strong now.
Ohio? Well, Walter Brown of Toledo, head
of Ohio progressives in 1912, is strong for Hard
ing'; and he is about as clever a chap as you will
find in Ohio, politically speaking.
The "more democratic politicians find out
about Harding the less they like his nomination.
Thoughts on Death.
Whence is death, and out of what awful void
or whither? All along the-line of living, from
the moment of birth when we first catch our
breath and cry out in terror of life, death has set
its signals, beckoning us the way which we
must go. Kind science knows them, but will
not let us believe they are what they are, and
nature laughs them to scorn, because she is
our fond mother. "Oh, that is nothing, is it
science?" she cries 'at our alarm, and science
echoes, "Nothing at all, nature; or if it is any
thing it is proof of superabounding vigor, of
idiosyncratic vitality." Very likely; but quite
the same, all the men born of women must die
in a destined course; every man of 80 and after
must die as certainly as the new-born babe, or
often sooner, or, if not, certainly in the event
It will not avail against the fact whether we
pray and praise, or whether we eat and drink;
the merciless morrow is coming. But why call
it merciless? No one knows whether it is merci
less or not We know that somewhere there is
love, the love that welcomed us here, the love
that draws us together in our pairing, that our
children may live, the love in our
children which shall see that .their fathers and
mothers do not die before their time, even if
their time shall be delayed till 80 and after.
William Dean Howell.
A Line 0' Type or Two
Haw I th LI. It tilt IlM ftll what tbty air.
"O MOON OF MY DELIGHT "
Mute mocks my Moon, whose wanton beams,
Like phantom arms, caress me silently;
The whlsp'rtng Maes breathe a fragrant sigh;
A rippling mirror, look! the river gleams.
Bright sparkling, heaven's star -confetti seems
A bright stage set tor life that cannot die;
In such a night, love Is an aching lie
Or quiet ecstasy of dazzling dreams.
For all the wonder of this glamour'd night
Becomes a stately, splendid cenotaph,
Whence pleasure, dying, long ago has fled.
If on my bosom rests not your sweet head, .
Nor breathes upon my neck a murmuring
laugh,
As In mine arms I hold all your delight
RIQUARIUS.
EMMA GOLDMAN finds bolshevism a rot
ten mess, and sighs for America, the land of the,
in comparison with Russia, free. We fear Emma
is not seeing the right people, she would feel
much less hopeless if she could chat a while
with Raymond Robins; for, as a Chicago lady
exclaimed at dinner, "Doesn't Raymond Robins
make bolshevism interesting 1"
' GRAND LIMERICK CONTEST.
Sir: With a notice to move obtruding and
an embarrassing stock of correspondence school
home brew on hand, I have hit, with an original
ity that will surprise even you, on a limerick
contest to rid myself of it. Furnish a last line
and win a bottle of my "Mumm's the Word:"
A ghost once appeared to a crowd
Without the least shred of a shoud,
A thing that Is mostly .
Considered unghostly
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STONE PHIZ.
" WHOEVER is nominated at San Francisco
will do well to study Mr. Harding's porch, and,
if he have not one like it, make certain of ac
quiring one. Mr. Harding's porch is Mid-Mc-Kinley,
and in design and ornamentation it is
close to the throbbing heart of the undeniably
plain people. A man sneaking from such a porch
would find it impossible to shoot his audience
in the hat.
Rough on Rats, Too.
(From-the Shelbyville Union.)
S. V. Richards of Richland township has
devised an original method of clearing his
barns and granaries of rats. He subjects
them to gas attacks by attaching a hose to
the exhaust pipe of his Ford car. He
cloBes all the crevices under the barns, in
serts the hose, speeds his engine a short
time and the work is done. He tried out
this method and found that forty rats were
overcome with the fumes. '
"I SUPPOSE," says Mr. Wilson, "I should
feel flattered over being made the issue of the
campaign." Well, rather. George of England
was tickled pink when the American colonists
made him a campaign issue, and other divine
righters have been equally flattered.
A VOX POPPER complains that he has to
get up an hour earlier because of the daylight
saving foolishness
WHEREAS
Sir: I'm so befuddled since I overheard the
following: "It'll be lots nicer for Joey now
that he ain't gotta get up till six by the clock
when he usta hadda get up at five. Now we can
all eat breakfast together, and maw Rhe needs
that hour extra sleep." H. P. M.
"ACID test," is the latest of popular phrases,
says the London Chronicle; whereas over here
we have almost succeeded in canning it
TO A. LYRIC POET.
(Austin Dobson in the London Mercury.)
When you bid me discuss
The status poetic,
'TIs likely that thus
I may grow homiletieT
Who looks with old eyes
On the verse-world around him,
Sees much to surprise,
And more to astound hlmv
The old lights have ceased;
Late suns are subsiding;
New stars have increased
There are other things in hiding!
Old themes are outclassed;
Old stanadrds are altered
(Let us not alone the Past
If its mission has faltered!);
And then, as It seems,
Defying Apollo,
There are metrical schemes
Not easy to follow!
But, where there are bells
There must also be ringers,
And where the heart swells
There will always be singers.
And each singer that sings,
Must chant as he chooses,
And the least likely things
To be 'scrapped' are the Muses.
Yes: Song must endure.
Nothing mortal can stop it;
Let us build it up sure,
Let us skillfully prop it!
It lightens men's play
It softens their sorrow;
It will serve for Today,
It will stay for Tomorrow;
It will end with the Race:
And one minstrel rejoices
To have lived by God's grace
To Join in the voices.
How to Keep Well
By Dr. W. A. EVANS
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THE Kaiser is reported to have been
wounded in the jaw by an irate Belgian. In the
case of Achilles 'twas the heel.
WINDS.
Sir: Being In Chicago during the hot spell
that was busted by the Arctic klast of Wednes
day evening, is like trading in the market when
you go through the sweating process and then
are frozen out.
Dropping the horn for a hammer, let me say
that the populace learned from the headline,
"Chicago Faces Twenty-one Million Deficit," the
real meaning of being presented with a big bill.
WAG.
THE Republican party had its Burchard in
1884, and it has its Butler in 1920. Therefore
it is quaintly suggested by C. L. B. that a oiseau
of that sort be known as the Bu-Bu, or bubu.
"FOR SALE Aerdale dog." Moline Dis
patch. Equipped with a diaeresis, it might fly.
BEWARE.
Beware the flounce and furbelow,
The nightie pink, the ruffle.
Beware the boudoir cap, but O!
Beware the Elwell shuffle!
AARON.
T DIDN'T think the
had the
nerve to do it, Charlie,' he gasped a few mo
ments later to Charles Gary, a friend." The
Trib.
As the dashes represent two words of six
or seven letters each, we are curious to know
what the gentleman gasped.
IF the stock of booze holds out-until all the
gun persons of the village shoot one another,
another consummation d. t b. w will be
achieved.
HORRIBLE DICTU!
(From the Janesville Gazette.)
Officer William Albright last night arrested
James Harris In front of the Myers hotel for
abusive use of obscene language.
"BORN of parents of opposite sex, however,
men and women inherit the characteristics of
both sexes." Book blurb.
What do you mean however?
"JOSEPH WARSAWSKY Thanks Fire
menLoss Will Not Exceed $2,500, He Be
lieves." Freeport Journal-Standard.
Unusual self-restraint.
ADD OMAR.
They say the Peacock and Lounge Lizard keep
The courts where Wood and Lowden went to
sleep;
And Hiram, the Wild 4ss, his stamping done,
Sulks In his tent and will not peep a peep.
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PROBABLE LIFE AFTER T. B.
The benefits of sanitarium treat
ment of consumption no one dis
putes now. A large proportion of
those who go to such institutions
leave in about six month with their
disease arrested. After a period of
preparation they go back to work
Most of them become self-supporting
ana many are able to and do support
families.
The graduates of sanitaria never
Infect anybody. Their families are
safe and so are their fellow employes.
They know the advantage of fresh
air, good ventilation, clean surround
ings, wholesome food, proper rest
and mental poise and peace.
Not this column or health de
partments of cities and states are so
effective in preaching right living or
anywhere near so as are the army
of men and women, now many thou
sands in number, who have gradu
ated from tuberculosis sanitaria.
But it has been suggested that the
'cures" are temporary and that the
graduates eventually die of con
sumption. That there is some truth
in this statement every one knows.
Efforts to find out Just how much
truth there Is in the statement have
been made at Edward sanitarium,
Chicago, and Adirondack sanitarium;
in fact, many such efforts have been
made. The latest and one of the
best is that made by the medical re
search committee of the National
Health insurance on the body of
graduates of the sanitarium at Mid
hurst, England.
The 1,707 persons investigated had
been out of the Institution from five
to twelve years. They undertook to
find out what had been the death
rate from all causes among the group
as compared with the normal death
rate for persons of the same ages.
Taking them as a whole, it was
found that the deaths were around
fiifteen times as many as would have
been expected in a group of people
of the same age. However, the dan
ger was greatest within the first two
years. If they got by that they were
safer. If they got by ten years the
death rate was practically no higher
than it was among persons who had
not had consumption, and the rates
among those out Bix to eight years is
not seriously above the normal.
Perhaps before many years insur
ance companies will be willing to
write policies on graduates of tuber
culosis sanitaria. Of course, they
will want to load the premium and
they are Justified in doing so. It has
been said that when the life expect
ancy of the average members of a
certain age group is fifty years the
expectancy among graduates of a
sanitarium is not more than ten
years.
The amount of loading of prem
iums for persons out of the institu
tion less than two years would make
the cost of the policy prohibitive, but
when a person has been out six years
and has suffered no relapse the load
ing need not be excessive. If the
patient has bacilli in the sputum
when under treatment his chance of
permanent cure is lessened. Like
wise, if he had hemorrhages or came
of a family with a bad family his
tory or if he was young.
Bichloride of Mercury.
Science Class writes: "Could you
please tell me the different uses of
bichloride of mercury? I have heard
of it only to kill people,. and I would
like to find out more about it. If one
were to take, say, half a tablet, what
would the result be? How much
would make a person sick if he were
to take some? Th4s seems a rather
funny question to ask, but I would
like to know, as this advice is for
our science class. Our teacher said
that she thought you were the one
to ask to settle a little argument in
the class."
REPLY.
Bichloride of mercury Is made into
a solution and used externally, It Is
a fine . antiseptic, killing bacteria
quickly when one part is dissolved
In 2,000 parts of water. It is rarely
used as an Internal medicine. Since
it is so dangerous and since there are
other medicines which are Just as
effective it should never be used in
ternally in any dose. As small a
dose as three grains has proved fatal.
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when your Palm Bench
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when your Panama
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when your summer at
tire in general droops
because of the heat
then that's the time to
phone us.
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ABOUT HIGH II EEL SHOES.
Omaha, Neb., June 19, 1920. To
the Editor of The Bee: When
we men who walk a good deal have
trouble in keeping our feet in prop
er trim, even with rubber heels, I
wonder every time I see a woman
with the high heel shoes on. how
they feel with such senseless things
under their heels with a part bf the
heel Just about as large as an or
dinary pencil.
Millions of men and women fa
vored the prohibition of the manu
facture and sale of Intoxicating liq
uors, because it was claimed that
it was an injury to vast numbers of
men and boys to indulge in them.
If liquor was so injurious to men
and boys, what about the wearing
of shoes with heels about as largo
as a lead pencil?
If women have no more senso
than to wear high heel shoes, when
it cannot help being a source of
great injury to them, not only now
but as they get older, I am in favor
of having congress pass a law strict
ly prohibiting the manufacture, sale
and use of high heel shoes. I have
often said that if some of the ques-
The symptoms of bichloride poison
ing are nausea, vomiting, pain, diar
rhea, and, ' after several days, sup
pression of urine, bloody urine, acute
Bright's disease.
Drink Plenty of Water.
Merchant Marine writes: "1. Please
tell a sailor how he can prevent con
stipation at sea, where he must eat
what is set before him.
"2. Is it all right to use nujol or
any paraffin day after day for years?
"3. wnat else is better?
"4. If a man of 60 never has taken
violent exercise will using heavy
weights lifting hurt him if he goes
at it gradually ?"
REPLY.
1. If he is in the navy he has the
ship surgeon to advise him. If he-
is on a doctorless ship he can do a
good deal for himself. Two glasses
of water should be Crunk when he
rolls out in the morning. He should
drink water freely at other times
during the day. When at table he
should eat vegetables, fruit and
cereals to the exclusion of other
foods. By constant effort and reg
ular habits much can be accomplished.
2. Probably no harm will result.
3. Nothing except regulation of
diet, exercises and habits.
4. No. Assuming that the tasks
are increased gradually.
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MUCH IN LITTLE.
A power-driven lawn mower has
been made which weighs only 125
pounds.
A silent, keyless clock, which con
tains only, tour wheels and no
springs, is a late invention.
A Missouri farmer has made a
tractor for his farm by mounting his
automobile on top of a wheeled
structure with the rear wheels of the
touring car geared to those of the
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tlonable characters who often set
the pace tor new fashions would de
cree that women should wear rings
in their noses and balls and chains
on their ankles, there are large
numbers of them who would do it
right away.
I think If all sensible people
would make it their aim to make
sport of women who wear the ill
looking and ill-shaped high heel
shces, every time they see them with
such shoes on, if they would make
a lot of fun of women who wear
furs In the summer time and go half
naked in the winter time and open
car windows in blizsardy weather
and would make sport of them all
the time, It might tend to stop such
senseless notions as many of them
have.
The only senseless fad that men
have that I know of is that of wear
ing the silly Charlie Chaplin mus
taches, but they do not hurt any
body and do not hurt anything ex
cept the good looks of some men
who wear them.
FRANK A. AGNEW.
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