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THE BEE: OMAHA, THURSDAY,' MAY 13. 1920.
The Omaha Bee
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7Vie flee Platform
1. Naw Union Pataangar Station.
2. A Pip Liaa from tho Wyoming Oil
FioUla to Omana.
3. Continual improvement of tho Ne.
braska Highways, including tha pava
mont of Main Thoroughfare leading
into Omaha with a Brick Surface.
4. A ahort, low-rata Waterway from the
Cora Belt to tho Atlantic Ocean.
5. Home Rule Charter for Omaha, with
City Manager form of Goyernment.
WHICH IS BETTER
BUSINESS OR POLITICS?
Witnesses in court are admonished to tell
not merely "the truth and nothing but the
truth" but "the whole truth" as well. This is.
recognition of the well-known fact, paradoxical
though it may sound, that the truth is, not al
ways truthful. Half-truths are the great weapon
of the adroit deceiver.
Thousands of post-cards have been circu
lated throughout Nebraska recently which pur
port to relate "The Truth About McKclvie's
Code Bill." But the statements printed on these
cards, being only half-truths, convey a totally
misleading implication.
This insidious propaganda indicates that he
administration of the state government under
the new system has cost more than under the
old, which suffered from a multiplicity of state
boards, conflicts of authority, and lack of cen
tered responsibility. This is true, but it is not
the whole truth. ' '
The whole truth is that, while the state is
spending more money than heretofore, it is un
dertaking many new activities and is serving the
people in many new fields.
For example, the post-card tabulation relates
that under the old system the administration of
the department of public works cost $15,827 and
under the new $16,087. No mention is made
of the fact that this department, during its oper
ation under the new code, has supervised the
expenditure of millions of dollars for road im
provement, whereas under the former system
its work was limited to hundreds of thousands.
What is true in this department is true else
where. Increased expenditures have come not
from extravagance due to the method of ad
ministration prescribed by the new code, but
because of increased undertakings of the state '
government, permitted and in most cases ex
pressly directed, by act of the legislature. The
mere expense of administration, confined purely
to the old and now outgrown activities, has
been $66,000 less than that which was appro
priated for these purposes when the legislature
undertook to provide for their conduct under
the old system.
The civil administrative code the application
of business organization to state government af
fairs has nothing to fear from the truth, pro
viding it is the whole truth. The Qnly recourse
which its opponents have is resort to half-truths.
On principle and general practice, the republican
administration which is responsible for the new
code has nothing to fear.,,
The Sidewalk Political Professor.
A fluent talker stands on the sidewalk talk
ing. -Two or three friends are listening. The
talker finishes his little political oration with:
"Take it from me, boys. I've got it tight."
But has he got it right? By what authority
does he set himself up as a teacher of his fellow
citizens? Upon what does he base his confident
assertions?
Is he a student of history, and therefore
wise? He is not. His ignorance of the history
of his own country is appalling. Of general
history he knows nothing. Is he a writer, and
therefore exact? He is not. Is he a reader, and
therefore full? He is. A reader of newspapers
only, and therefore full of the news of the day,
just as served by them his mind a jumble of
unrelated intelligence of all sorts. And upon
this foundation, having a ready tongue, he in
dulges in the favorite American pastime of tell
ing the other fellow all about it and advising
hfm what to do.
Now as a matter of fact no man is qualified
, to be even a curbstone political teacher ot his
fellow-countrymen who does not know the his
tory of his own country. Only by knowledge
. of past events can one judge with any accuracy
the effect uponhe future of any political policy.
Just now, as never before, a course in American
history from its beginning is needed by citizens.
There is time to get it before November. "His
tory makes men wise," and we need wise men.
But all over the land the volunteer teachers
of politics will continue to spout their ideas and
display their cleverness to every little group of
men who will listen to them. What strange
things they will say, based wholly on their
limited personal experience and the occasional
lump of yeast found in the columns of the news
papers! How much better it would be if all
these men would go to .the histories and learn
just what this government means, how it came
into being, what it has had to fight to exist, and
what is necessary to perpetuate it.
About the Wyoming Pipe Line.
Storage tanks with a capacity of 1,500,000
gallons of crude oil are to be built for service in
connection with the municipal gas plant. This
is a pointer in connection with the importance
of the proposed pipe line from the Wyoming oil
fields to Omaha. The use of oil is steadily in
creasing hereabouts. Existing refineries find a
fready market for their entire product Others
would do as well, and plants established can
. well be extended. It is a question of getting the
crude oil here. That a pipeline from the
Wyoming wells is feasible.no one disputes. In
other times the reason given for not construct
ing it was lack of production and uncertainty
of market. These questions have been fairly
met. The wells are furnishing the oil, ind new
ones are continually being brought in. The
local market is steadily developing, and with
a reliable supply can be brought to a consump
tion far exceeding that which it met under
existing conditions. A little steam back of the
pipe line project will do much to solve the fuel
problem in Omaha.
"The Greatest Amateur Nation."
Just how happy was the president in his
characterization of America as "the greatest
amateur nation" is not so important as that he
told the truth when he said it. And with the
confidence of an amateur he let it drift into the
most serious business that ever engaged its at
tention, and from the effects of which it will
not soon recover. A little of the "professional
ism" he so loftily disdains might have saved
us from a deal of expense and sacrifice that
seems to have been unnecessary. Crediting the
preside nt with the breadth of vision, so en
thusiastically extolled by his adoring followers,
it may be permitted to inquire how much he
actually contributed to the solution of the great
problem of the war by his exhortation to the
naval officers to do audacious things.
It is very certain that until the end of the
war the hunt for hornets wa kept up all over
the farm. Admiral Benson very recently told
the senate committee that it was the policy of
the department to keep our navy in the western
Atlantic, as a defense in event the Germans
broke through the cordon established by the
British. This was professional and not amateur
practice. Laying the North Sea barrage was
the great contribution of the American navy to
the suppression of the U-boat, but it was also
professional. The only direct assault on the
U-boat bases was carried out by the British
against Zeebrugge and Ostend, and thut, too,
was worked out by professional and not amateur
naval officers.
It is not to be wondered at that the naval
officers who heard the president that day did
so in silence. It must have chilled them to hear
from their chief that the careful training they
had received in their profession was to count
for naught; that all the accumulated wisdom,
based on actual experience throughout the ex
tent of recorded history, was of no avail, and
that the victory would come to the "amateur."
Fortunately, the business they then entered
upon finally was dealt with by trained and sea
soned ratji.
The incident," however, is' noteworthy as ex
hibiting the process by which Mr. Wilson has
directed the affairs of government entrusted to
him. His career has been a succession of ex
periments, of ventures into unfamiliar realms,
with the laudable curiosity of the amateur, un
supported by the wisdom of one who has gained
knowledge through actual contact. It was in
such a mood he went to Paris, and its per
sistence has animated him in his dogged per
sistence in demanding his own imperious way
with regard to the future of America. "The
greatest amateur nation" has paid dearly for
entrusting its destiny to an amateur.
Worthy of General Circulation.
Capper's Weekly contributes two illuminat
ing paragraphs on the state of the union which
might well be given circulation all over the
country. The first follows:
Many a fine young American was
"bumped off" in France for democracy while
at home democracy was being bumped off for
a cool billion to get a few belated airplanes.
And the bumping continues. Democracy is
now being bumped for one and one-half bil
lions of pure loot by a few sugar bandits.
,AIso it is being bumped daily in other ways
by several thousand big profiteers. And we
go on bumping the bumps when we should
be bumping the bumpers.
There is no room for argument on the sub
stantial justice of that criticism of the admin
istration which is due to be bumped off March
4 next. Nor do we imagine any serious attempt
will be made to controvert the substantial truth
of the second, which is given below:
One great American industry has been
found which hasn't profiteered and isn't
profiteering, and it is the biggest and most
useful of them all. Irs stock is not rated in
Wall Street. It pays no extra dividends. It
has never had a stock dividend. It is the only
big business on earth that- can run at a loss
without going bankrupt or into the hands of
a receiver. It is operated by the firm of Pa,
Ma & Co.. and it is farming 280,000,000 acres
'of food producing land in the United States.
It is the only firm that lets the customer fix
the price land it is engaged in the most
hazardous business of all. It is the most im
portant firm of all, has' the fewest economic
rights and get? least attention. .
The Head and -Front of the Offending.
Herbert Hoover, who was a real food ad
ministrator during the war, referring to the un
deniable fact that Mr. Wilson could and should
have bought the, Cuban sugar crop last fall at
6'j cents a pound, and supplied the country
with an abundance of it at 12 cents a pound,
says the present state of the sugar market,
which is plucking the families of the land an
average amount of $50 a year, "is due simply to
bad business administration."
Mr. Hoover knows. His statement carries
weight because thejeople know he knows. We
have indeed a "bad business administration" at
Washington, not only in sugar, but in cotton,
the railroads, and every other business the
blight of Wilsonism has touched. And it should
be remembered that the outrageous extrava
gances which yet continue in the government
are administrative and executive, which con
gress could not possibly check during the pre
sent fiscal year. When it is all over, and Mr.
Wilson out, to the great relief and benefit cf the
country, it will be possible to estimate what his
blunders and stubborn resistance to sound busi
ness principles have cost his countrymen. The
total figures will be amazing. May they never
again be duplicated!
"Mitch" Palmer still insists that 1 cent a
pound to wholesalers and 2 cents to retailers
is' the limit of profits on sugar. Somebody is
getting more, though. ,
Increase of almost half a million tons in un
filled orders for steel is a fair proof of reviving
industry. Given a chance, business will yet be
good.
If the women discover anything they over
looked in the local conventions, they will prob
ably return and secure it.
Mark Tapley has little or nothing on the Chi
cago "wets" when it comes to hopeful optimism.
It seems the mistake of the British navy was
that it did not follow advice from Washington.
"Jim" Hanley finds Nebraska dry and glad
of it. This is cheering.
Sio complaint is heard of drouth now.
A Line 0 Type or Two
w to th LlM. M 1kt tula tall wfcara Mia aw.
SIGNOR IBANEZ would be pleasured to
know that at' Spokane the other day, according
to the Chronicle, "selections from Mary
Nostrom were read by Mrs. Eugenia Stevens."
THE CONVENTIONAL. FIVE-YARDS' START.
Kir: I see that one oZ the bathing beauties,
Celeste Zoot, haa sued lor damages. What will
you give me for a wheeze about a bathlng-Zoot?
JAY PEEJE.
BROTHER WHIGHAM takes a lusty crack
at some of the "enormities'' of golf, No. 2 being
"the horrible habit of counting scores and com
peting for silver pots on Saturday afternoons."
Medal scores produce the "strong east winds in
the locker room" which George Ade once re
ferred to, and are a nuisance in more ways than
one. Some pencil players remain on the putting
green, lost in computation, and it is necessary
to drive into them to wake 'cm up,
THERE ARE HICKS AND HICKS.
Sir: I listened for you while at dinner in a
San Francisco restaurant which is patronized by
fourth-rate actors, prize-fighters, their managers
and trainers, chorus gir's and their friends,
gamblers but not their victims, a few newspaper
people, a few artists, and a liberal sprinkling of
Thackeray's "dolls of tha earth." Most of "the
men who patronize this restaurant are well
dressed. They wear epats. Jewelry, fraternal
emblems. Their nails are highly polished and
they exhibit an Infinite genius for originality in
the manner of holding a fork. Three such gen
tlemen were seated at a table adjacent to mine.
Needless to say, one never has trouble in over
hearing this type. Said one: "There's a guy
got some stuff In one of the papers here that
would go good in an act if we could get someone
to fix it up for us. They call him B. V. D. or
B. L. T.or sump'n." Said his friend: "Aw, yud
never get nothin' that's any good away out here."
"You don't know," said the first speaker. "Some
o' these hicks is pretty clever." G. HELPUS.
CANNOT the Kaiser make room in his cas
tle for his old friend Carranza?
WOULD YOU TAKE A CHANCE?
(From the Sidney, Mont., News.)
For Real Livery Service Call Perry and
his Dodge. I'm a wild and reckless driver,
but I always ;imakei the grade. Motto, "I
never sleep."
OR would you sooner trust your neck with
John Skidmore, Auto Livery, Ogallala, Neb.?
BETTER LATE THAN NEVER.
Sir: Add lost opportunities. The editor of
the Hanson, la., Democrat is Jack Dalton. You
should have headed it, "Curses on You, Jack
Dalton!" A. P.
The Demand for Authentic Instances.
Sir: Two slightly dented 1916 campaign but
tons, the countenance of Charles E. Hughes
shining forth from one, and from the other the
features that kept us out of war, to trie indi
vidual who can produce an authentic instance
of a face that actually stopped on eii?ht-day
clock. , J. M. L.
Sir: I take this means of defying the world
to produce an authenticated instance, witnessed
by at least three competent and disinterested
persons, of a man getting down on his knees
when he proposes marriage to a woman.
K. E. C.
Sir: I have been waiting for someone to ad
vance the explanation that in cases where the
face is freshly shaven at the time of death, if
the body is put in a dry place, the gradual dry
ing of the skin causes it to shrink away, thus
exposing the short ends of the hairs which were
below the surface. As for beards a foot long
growing after death, that is pure bunk. But
what I would like proof of is the old stuff to
the effect that if a hair from a horse's tail is
put in water for several "days it will turn into
a hair snake. I hereby offer one bottle of first
class hair tonic to anyone producing the proof.
C. B. R.
"THE president's recommendation will meet
with the approval of Democrats, and I think
that the national convention will adopt that line
of procedure." Senator Hitchcock.
Modo Gehennae!
AS THE MAYOR'S LADY REMARKED TO
THE QUEEN OF BELGIUM, "YOU SAID A
MOUTHFUL."
Sir: Movie ad has a headline, "Millions of
People Can Write Stories and Photoplays arid
Don't Know It." Judging from the stories and
photoplays, millions of people can't write stories
and photoplays and don't know it.
BARON IRELAND.
TO avoid run-over lines, and thus to con
serve white paper, we have been obliged to
compress the following installment of the Bur
ials of Bryan. Admirers of Bryan will have no
difficulty m supplying the missing words.
The Burials of Bryan.
(By Dudley Reid, the Demon Bard.)
When Parker was defeated .... Wall Street
plan,
And, sick and tired of ... . people asked a
man,
And so they called .... and once again he
came '
And touched the .... with eloquence and
flame
But tho the cause .... time was yet too soon.
The clock had not yet stricken .... noon,
So Ephraim hugged his Idols .... fierce and
tight.
And once again the leader ..... gallant fight.
And 'then again his comrades .... mangled
bones
And placed them .... covered them with
stones,
But as in tears they .... somewhat in doubt,
His two big toes .... wriggling out.
And at the big . . . ". famous Baltimore
He was as .... as in the days of yore.
And Morgan, Belmont .... Wall Street crew,
Went down before his . . . . ,black and blue.
He beat them to the .... true and sound;
And then he wrote the .... could be found;
And picked out .... to stand upon it, too
And this it seems .... any corpse to do.
(Continued in our next.)
THEY shot three times at Damad Fcrid
Pasha, and succeeded only in making him mad
der than ever. ,
IN WHICH YE ED OFFERS HIS ENGLISH
DOGS AT A SACRIFICE.
' (From the Friend, Neb., Sentinel.)
For Sale Two pair of oxfords number
sevens, English last. One pair has new half
soles and new rubber heels. Others are
new with full rubber soles. Can't wear the
English last. Cheap. Also have a Rood
rinflrr for sale. W. A. Brown, at Sentinel
office.
SPEAKING OF THE HIGH TRICE OF
SUGAR
(From the Banker's Magazine.)
The Increase in net earnings shown by
the national banks in tho past five and one
half years has amounted to more than the
increase shown in the previous forty years.
A WING in the Academy is suggested by a
reader for Antonymic Immortals, and he nomi
nates C. R. Peddle, purchasing agent of the
Pennsylvania, at St. Louis. We were about to
propose CommisMotier Jeek, who enforces the
rules about bathing suits at Long Beach, Calif.,
when it occurred to us he probably belongs in
the other wing.
SMALL TOWN STUFF.
(From the Jefferson County, Wis., Union.)
The K. of P. Lodge ertertained the ladies
at dinner last week Thursday evening. Fol
lowing the repast came an excellent pro
gram of music, readings, and a talk by the
Grand Lecturer of the order. Joseph
Schrelner won first prize for men for great
est familiarity with women's nether gar
ments, successfully covering a female "form"
wiih shirt, chemise, brassiere, corset cover,
petticoat, and dress. He was stalled only
by the corset. Braving the titters and jeers
of 200 onlookers, he made five strong at
tempts, but had to give it up. i
"JONES was slightly wounded in the melee."
Peoria Transcript.
Just missing the fracas.
IT WILL PIERCE TWO-FOOT ARMOR PLATE.
(From the Eau Claire Leader.)
The music (St. Olaf's College Band) was
pronounced uncommonly fine not only by
the audience but by a large number of ban
queters in the hall below
SOONER than quit Fiume, D'Annunzio of
fers to blow himself up. All he needs is a pin.
. B. L. .I.
How to Keep Well
By Dr. W. A. EVANS
HEALTH BOOKS FOR
LIBRARIES.
Abt The Baby'a Food (recipes
for preparation 'of food for infants
and children.)
Aikens The Home Nurse's Hand
book of Practical Nursing.
Balderston Housewifery (a man
ual of practical housekeeping.)
Bajicroft The Posture of School
Children.
Bennett Old Age (its cause and
prevention.)
Binet & Simon Method of Meas
uring the Development of the Intel
ligence of Young Children.
Bowers Side-Stepping Ill-Health.
Brady Personal Health (a doc
tor book for discriminating people.)
Brewer Rural Hygiene.
Broadhurst Home and Commun
ity Hygiene (personal and public
health.)
Bruce Nerve. Control and How to
Gain It.
C. Bruce Sleep and Sleepless
ness. Cabot A Layman's Handbook of
Medicine (with special reference to
social workers.)
Cabot Social Work (essays on
the meeting ground of doctor and
social worker.)
Cornell Health and Medical In
spection of Schools and Scholars.
Cromie Keeping Physically Fit.
Davenport Heredity in Relation
to Eugenics.
Dorland Illustrated Medical Dic
tionary, Indexed.
Dressier School Hygiene.
Drumniond The Child, His Na
ture and Nurture.
Dody Good Health (how to get it
and how to keep it.)
Eliason First Aid In Emergen
cies. Ellis The Task of Social Hygiene.
. Evans How to Keep Well.
Fisher & Fisk How to Live.
Galbraith Four Epochs of a
Woman's Life.
Galbraith Personal Hygiene for
Women.
Gardner Public Health Nursing.
Gorgas Sanitation in Panama.
Griffith Care of the Baby.
Gulick & Ayers Medical Inspec
tion of Schools.
Hawes Tuberculosis.
Hawk-i-What We Eat and What
Happens to It.
Head Everyday Mouth Hygiene.
Healy Honesty.
Healy Pathological Lying, Accu
sation and Swindling.
Holmes Conservation of the
Child.
Holt Care and Feeding of Chil
dren. Huber Consumption.
Joslin Diabetic Manual.
Kellog? Autointoxication of In
testinal Toxemia.
Kellogg The Itinerary of a
Breakfast.
Kerley Short Talks with Young
Mothers.
Knopf Tuberculosis.
Lee Health and Disease.
Le Prince & Orenstein Mosquito
Control in Panama.
Lusk Fundamental Basis of Nu
trition. 1
Lunch American Red Cross.
McCollum The Newer Knowledge
of Nutrition.
McKenzie Exercise in Education
and Medicine.
Moore Dawn of the Health Age.
Muller Hygiene of the Face and
Cosmetic Guide.
Muller Badlness (its causes,
treatment and prevention.)
Nascher Geriatrics (diseases of
old age and their treatment.)
Ogden & Cleveland Practical
methods of Sewage Disposal.
Read The Mothercraft Manual.
Rose Feeding the Family.
Sadler Physiology or Faith and
Fear.
Sadler Worry and Nervousness.
Sherman Chemistry of Food and
Nutrition.
Slemons The Prospective Mother.
Smith The Baby's First Two
Years.
Smith What to Eat and Why.
Stedman Illustrated Medical Dic
tionary, Indexed. '
Stiles The Nervous System and
its Conservation,
Stokes The Third Great' Plague
(a discussion of syphilis for every
day people.) j
Strouse & Perry Foods for the
Sick (for physician, nurse and pa
tient.)
Terman The Hygiene of the
School Child.
Tucker The Nervous Child
Walsh Health Through Will
Power.
Walton Calm Yourself
Walton Why Worry?
Walton Peg Along
Winslow Prevention of Disease.
White Mental Hygiene of School
Children.
American Journal of Tublic
Health.
A Dusty Waiting.
To the Honorable United States
Supreme Court Justices: It's dusty
the waiting, dusty! Boston Globe.
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The Flower Fund
Omaha, May 11. To the Editor of
The Bee: It haa interested me
greatly to note dally the minute ad
ditions to the flower memorial fund
for the graves of our brave dead in
France. But does it not seem
shameful that all of Nebraska has
given but $175 to date? Can this
mean that the patriotism is
shriveled and pecuniarism has sup
planted generosity? Do the people
realize what this 'small sum shows
to the parents of dead boys? It
shows these Buffering parents that
their sacrifices are not appreciated!
Every person in Nebraska could do
nate to this fund, but it appears
that the fund has so far been made
up largely of donations from those
who lost. Surely . those' who gave
their boys should not be made to
feel that their boys' lives were given
and then forgotten by all. Let us
all give if not the maximum
amount then a small sum, that
there shall be no flowerless grave in
France on this memorial day one
of the most memorable days in our
history.
Sincerely yours with' hopes that
Nebraska proves that she is not a
slacker in this,
C. J. WARREN.
How to Raise the Bonus.
Grand Island, Neb., May g.
To the Editor of The Bee: Mr.
Heron has spoken In a language of
older days; he came back at me
with an argument 55 years of age.
No doubt they, had a hard time
those days. No doubt they strug
gled for their existence, but under
which circumstance they had to live
and what we have today. At the
end of the Civil war the land was
destroyed and worthless for tHe
coming year to farm. But today we
went into this war ,as the richest
country in the world, yea, our bank
ers m wan street naa money
enough to loan it to the fighting
European countries before we en
tered it, and able to do so after we
came back with the laurel of the
victors. But those same men for.
got their promises, forgot their
praises for those boys who went
over to make the "world free for
democracy."
You speak of the welfare organi
zations during the ; war in a voice
wnicn sounds like romance, you
paint them in a way which would
make out of war a pleasure trip to
belle Pans. Well, Mr. Heron, be
tween us stand a generation a gen
eration of life a diversion of opin
ion, a different understanding of
economic conditions, those which
are natural and those which devel
op through our fault or rather
these which we elected to govern
and to represent us before the tri
bunal of the world and the eyes of
our competitors, commercial as well
as in national supremacy.
One word more, Mr. Heron: You
at least had applejack or "red eye,"
but all we had was red blood and
sufficient of that. We went dry,
while we were at work, but the ques.
tion how we raise the fund for a
soldier compensation is easily an
swered give us back light wine and
beer and the tax from that is suf
ficient to help along a poor veteran
with family, and "no" home. And
such conditions exist in this land of
ours. The land of "the free and the
brave." BERT BAHR.
Supply and Demand.
The good old law of supply and
demand works well until ne sam
man arranges both. Boston Hertild.
Never Again
Mr. Farmer
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Tho Only Different.
After mature deliberation we have
reached the conclusion that the only
difference between profiteering and
burglary is that the former is day
light robbery. New Orleans State.
For Rent
-'jpewr ters
and
Adding achines
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Central Typewriter
Exchange
Doug. 4120 1912 Farnam St.
We do not believe you will
aver have an opportunity to
buy a new or used truck
under such favorable condi
tions again.
We are closing out our truck
business to make room for
greater expansion in our
passenger car business. We
must do this immediately
and ' consequently are pric
ing these trucks very, very
bw.
New or used trucks. Come
In and see them.
PETERSON MOTOR CO.
2047 Farnam Street
Omaha, Nebraska
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