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THE BEE: OMAHA. WEDNESDAY, MAY 12, 1920.
I'M THE GUY1
By R. H. ALLIE.
I'M THE GUY who puts his
luggage on the seat in front of him
in a crowded car ind lets you stand
up . . i
Why shouldn't', I?
It's my luggage. . I've got to put
jt some place.
I can't help it if you haven't got a
mm
mi
Bargains
in slightly used
Pianos
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and . . -
Player - Pianos
We are offering Borne won
derful values in splendid high
grade' makes at very much un
der their real value. If you
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look at these. Each is fully,
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nate ourchasei it will mean a
considerable saving. -
Look Over This List
Select - the .one you would
like to have, then come in and
try it. You'll be sarprised
how much better it is than ycu
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Steinway Pianola
x Almost new 1,250
Story & Clark
Upright 360
Hamilton ,
Upright .... 335
Milton
Upright 265
Steger
Upright ' 235
Singer
Upright .... v187
tiinze f
Upright .... 174
Kingsbury
Upright ..... 68
Each is a real bargain and
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Terms if You 'Wish
Burgess-Wash
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seat. I don't own the car. I'm just
riding in it. Nor did I build it with,
so few seats."
Besides I was there first. I don't
see why I shouldn't have two seats,
or place my luggage on one if I
don't wan to occupy it otherwise.
It's in as good a place there as
elsewhere. On the floor it would be
in my way. And it's too much
trouble putting it on the rack.
Anyway you ought to have come
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HOW TO RAISE
BABYCHICKS
Put Avicol in the drinking water. .
Most people lose half of every hatch.
and seem to expect It. Chick cholera or
white diarrhoea Is the trouble. The U. S.
Government states that over half the
chicks hatched die from his cause.
An Avicol tablet,
placed In the drinking
water, will positively
save your - little chicks
from all such diseases.
Inside of 48 hours the
sick ones will be as' lively
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Mrs. Vannle Thackery, R. F. D. 3, St
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they all died but 32. Then I commenced
on Avicol and haven't lost any since.
They have tjrown wonderfully."
It costs nothing to try Avicol. If you
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cures white diarrhoea, chick cholera and
all bowel diseases of poultry, tell us and
your money will be refunded by return
mail. Avicol is sold by most druggists
and poultry remedy dealers, or you can
send 25c or BOo today for a package -
mail postpaid. Burrell-Dugger Co., 373
Columbia Bldg., Indianapolis, Ind. , ,
stops chicks dying
in earlier and you'd not have to
stand. '
If you don't like tt," that's your
worry, not mine. So long as I have
luggage and the seat in front of me
is vacant I'll put it there. Nor do
I see the reason why I should re
move it, even though you have no
place to sit. If you object, go into
another coach, ride on another car,
or forget it. - ,
That's how I feel about it.
WHY?-
Does Eating Candy Make Some
, People Fat?
When it is considered that
many people earnest candy "by
the ton" without its having an
appreciable effect upon their
weight, it will ,be seen that the
fat producing qualities of the
confections must be due to some
thing else besides the amount of
sugar which they contain. The
sugar, of course, adds fat to the
body because it is so easily
changed"" into usable, energy
which, in turn, piles up in various
parts of the body under the guise
of fat. Whether the candy pro
duces fat, as we have come to
recognize it,' or an additional
amount'of energy is dependent
upon the person who cats. If
the are of a quick nervous tem
pcrment, take plenty of exercise
and are in the habit of dofng
a considerable amount of work,
the candy wliich they cat will
have little effect " upon their
weight because they burn up the
energy produced by the sugar.
If,. ,oiv. the other hand, they are
lazy and sluggish, the sugar
energy piles up. in layers of fatty
tissue which can be removed by
Various kinds of physical exer
tion. ..
It should be remembered that
sugar is one of the principal
foods of the body and. that a cer
tain amount of it is necessary to
the system. But an excess of
sugar, like an excess of anything
else,...will clog the human . ma
chine and keep .it from doing its
proper work.
Tomorrow's question Why is
the negro's hair kinky?
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Syndicate, Inc.)
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Japanese Twins and the Baby.
Taro and Take were standing right
beside their father early one morn
ing when the nurse came into the
room with a Tiundle" in her arms.
It was a queer-looking, knobby
kind of a bundle, and there was
something in.it that squirmed!
The nurse looked so happy and
smiling that the twins knew at once
there must be something very nice
in the bundle, but what it was they
could not guess.
Taro thought, "Maybe it's a pup-
and a lock of hair that stood straight
up on the top of his head!
"Oh, orrt Is he truly ours a real
live baby, for us to keep?" cried
Take. ,
"Would you ; like to keep nim?"
her father asked.
Take clapped her Jiands for joy.
"Oh, yes, yes!" she safd. "For then
I can have a little brother of my
own to carry on my back, just the
way O Kiku San carries hers! I've
never Tiad a thing but borrowed
babies before! And O Kiku San is
not polite about lending hers at all!
Please, please let me hold him!"
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Tomorrow Japanese Twins s?e
their mother.
What Do You Know?.
py." He. bad wanted a puppy for a
long time.
And, Take thought, "Perhaps it's
a kitten! Rut it-looks, pretty large
for a kitten, and it doesn't . mew.
Kittens always mew."
And they both thought, "Anyway,
it's alive."
The nurse carried the . bundle
acfoss the room. She knelt down on
the floor before the twins' father
and laid it at his feet.
The twins' father looked very
much surprised, and as for. Taro and
Take, they felt just exactly the wa
you feel when you look at your
Etdcking on Christmas morning.
They dropped down on their knees
beside the bundle, one on each side
of their father. They wanted dread
fully to open it. They wanted so
dreadfully to open it that they had
to hold their hands hard to keep
from touching, it, but they never
even laid a finger on it, because the
nurse had given it to theit father!
Taro just said aloud: "Is it a
puppy?"
At the vcrv moment Take said:
"Is it a kitten?"
And then their father said: "I
haven't opened the bundle yet, so
how can I tell? We must ask the
nurse. What is it, Natsu?" '
And Natsu, the nurse, put her twb
hands .together on the matting in
front of her, bobbed her head down
nearly to the floor; and said: "It is
a little son, master. Will you ac
cept him?"
Thni the father sat right down
on the floor, too, between Taro. and
Take. He took the little squirming
bundle in his arms, and turned bac'i
i he covers and there was a beauti
ful baby boy, with long, narrow eyes
(Here's at chance to make your wits
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li- Superintendent J. II. lteveriilfce of the
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Editor," Omaha Kee.)
1. Where did the Whisky insur
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Who was the "Here of Ma
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3. What did the Portland exposi
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4. When was the San Francisco
earthquake and fire? '
5. Who designed the Statue of
Liberty?
(Answered Published Saturday.) -
Saturday's Answers.
1. Who painted "Sir Galahad?'!
George Frederick Watts.
2. Who painted the Sistinc Ma
donna? Raphael.
3. Name the four groups of or
chestra instruments. String, brass,
wood-wind and percussion.
4. Nftme the author of "Treasure
Island." Robert Louis Stevnson.
5. Who wrote "Snowbound?"
John Greenleaf Whittjer.
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Found by Notice In The Bee
Arthur Lachcitj who worked in a
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Chief of Poljce Ebersteiii yesterday
in. response to a notice .which ap
peared in The Bee, stating that his
whereabouts are ibeing sought by
relatives in Germany.
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THE WORLD AND ITS WOMAN
A Drama of Turbulent Russia
AMl'SKMENTS.
Folk Theater Players
At Brandeia Theater
Thursday Eve., May 13th
The Following One-Act Playa Will
be Presented
"Fame in the Poet."
The Littlest GitJ."
"Fourteen."
"The Wonder Hat."
PHOTO-PLAYS.
AMUSEMENTS.
BASE BALL
Today Rourke Park
Game Called 3:30 P. M.
OMAHA Vs. JOPL1N
Friday, Ladies' Day
Box Seats on Sale, Barlcalow Bros.,
Cigar Store, 16th and Farnam Sts.
Daily -Matinee
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LAST TIMES TODAY
HARRY KAHNE
"The Master Mind"
LITTLE JIM
Bear With a Human Brain
SILBER & NORTH
"Bashfoolering" .
ARTHUR & PEGGY
"The, Versatile Seots"
Photoplay Attraction
Wm. Fox Presents
Gladys Brockwell
in "Mother of His
Children"
Gertrude Selby
Comedy
Pathe Weekly
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Also the Dainty Musical Offering
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1 P. M. Continuous 11 p. m.
few--. B
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Louise
glaum
SEX
By C. Gardner Sullivan
Directed Fred Niblo
fi traods lor Sornw ana Suflertnl tntl are the
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