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A Pip Lin from tha Wyoming Oil
Fields to Omaha.
Continued improvement of the Ne
braska Highways, including the pave
ment of Main Thoroughfares leading
into Omaha with a Brick Surface.
A short, low-rate Waterway from the
Corn Belt to the Atlantic Ocean.
Home Rule Charter for Omaha, with
City Manager form of Government.
DEFRAUDING OUR WIVES.
With the ballot in her hand and good stand
ing in the political parties, woman's property
eights are going to have recognition in places
(where she is now regarded as a chattel in Chi
cago, for instance, where an indictment for
embezzlement against a man accused of ap
propriating to his personal use stocks valued
at $42,000 owned by his wife, has been quashed
jby a court
"It is impossible for a husband to steal from
Jiis wife, or for a wife to steal from her hus
band," says this learned judge, "because law
frays they are one." This opinion may be law
in Illinois, but the court which renders it is not
court of justice, because its decision is based
on a wicked, inequitable and selfish masculine
interpretation of matrimony inherited from the
tone age.
Cave man stuff, with its physical maltreat
Bient of women, its grab and carry off court
ships, has been modified only, not abandoned.
Property is what man has always sought, and
in the stone age woman was the most desirable
property in sight, so he fought to possess her.
Now he woos and wheedles her into marriage
"and then gives his congenital cave man propen
sities full play by grabbing her property, di
verting solely to his own use the fruits of her
labor, and otherwise practicing what is es
sentially "cave man rough stuff" adroitly per
petuated by laws which legalize the robbery of
women through matrimony.
Is it not true? Dear reader, look about you.
Consider the evidence before your eyes in your
own neighborhood, among your own friends
and associates. Do you know a married woman
fcnywhere, a true wife, a good mother, who has
been a faithful worker in the home, whose toil
and economy and loyalty to her husband and
( children has been adequately recompensed
finally? Do you know a husband who divides
the property profits of the life partnership called
marriage on a 50-50 basis with his wife?
We are considering here the real women, not
the parasites who attach themselves to a hus
band merely to be pampered and kept, who
dodge work and responsibility, who lead idle,
useless and shirking lives. They deserve no
consideration from any source.
Who can look the truth in the face and say
that "it is impossible for a husband to steal
from his wife?" Are not all husbands doing it
consciously or unconsciously? Are they not
everywhere coolly pocketing the profits of the
matrimonial game with never a thought of a
fair division of the surplus? Ask one of these
affectionate sinners "why he does not declare a
dividend for his wife, and he will tell you the
home is in his wife's name, that his life is in
sured for her benefit, and that his will provides
amply for her when he is gone. "When he is
gone." Get that. When he can use it no longer
the home will be wholly hers, and the life in
surance, and the property. But not until the
hand that writes his checks is stiff in death.
And suppose the wife dies first! How can
the husband square himself then? Has he not,
s a matter of cold fact well, say it yourself.
boys and girls of today, at practically no ex
pense to their parents. Marbles, tops, kites,
stilts, balls, jumping ropes, hop scotch a score
of games gave them joys in abundance. But
later the pleasures of boys and girls came from
the family purse. Their recreations were paid
for. They learned to be spenders, and have car
ried into manhood and womanhood the belief
that amusement can be had only for a money
consideration. As a consequence we are spend
ing hundreds of millions for recreations. Our
purses are always open, and if we do not have
a care many of them will be empty when we
really need money for necessities.
Kansas Labor Law.
Addressing the Methodists at Des Moines,
Governor Allen explained the Kansas labor law
is not in any sense intended to bind a worker
to his job or to close the gate of opportunity to
anybody. It merely aims to prevent a group of
men from conspiring together to shut off the
supply of anything needful, and through the
artificially created scarcity and suffering re
sulting therefrom to successfully blackmail the
public into meeting their demands. It is pos
sible, as the coal miners amply proved, for such
a group to throw the entire social life of the
country into discord. Such power should be
permitted to nobody. Were the mine owners,
for example, to undertake its exercise, they
would be very quickly brought to bar, and none
would benefit more directly from their dis
comfiture than the miners, .who, after all, are
a part of the, community, sharing in its privi
leges and expected to assume some of its cares.
The illustration applies to any basic industry,
and may without violence be extended to all.
Kansas has sought to evolve a substitute for
the strike, to the end that justice may be done in
settling industrial disputes without interruption
of orderly productive operations. The law may
not be perfect, and very likely is not. It is an
outgrowth of experience, however, and as time
goes on and its defects are discovered, it may
be remedied so as to meet public requirements.
Strikes may not be totally eliminated, certainly
not through the operation of law, but they can
and should be made so remote as to be com
paratively negligible in the industrial life of the
nation.
Mother's Day.
Mother! The holiest name on earth, the at
tribute that connects man most closely to his
Maker. Nothing in animate creation approaches
mother in importance. She is the embodiment
of the productive force, the thing without which
the world would have stopped long ago. To
her we owe our existence, from her we drew
not only our sustenance but our inspiration.
She comforted us in sorrow, soothed us when
unhappy, and commiserated our childish griefs.
Our feet were directed into right paths by her,
and at her knee we learned those first great
lessons whose abiding influence has shaped our
course through life. When in trouble, we sought
mother; to her we carried our first triumphs,
and with her we shared our most perfect joys.
And this is Mother's Day. On it we are asked
to give her testimony and proof that in the
hurlyburly of life she is not forgotten, that no
matter how busy, or widely separated, she still
shares in our lives. The tenderest ties, the
loftiest sentiments, the holiest relations, are
those that bind mother to the race. Let today
then be an everlasting reminder of what men
owe to the mothers of the race, and paiticu
larly to that dear one who went down to the
Valley of the Shadow to bring forth the babe
whose chiefest solace should be in remembering
her and whose pride should be to call her
blessed!
As the Twig is Bent.
The "crev of snendine" which has been the
subject of so much speculation and condemna
tion is not wholly a result of post-bellum condi
tions. The inflation of currency the world over
has supplied much of the cheap money now so
Treely squandered in the gratification of vanities
ind appetites, but behind it all was a general
Jesire to spend and a fixed habit or spending.
Where did thev originate? '
We have but to go back to the time, not so
far away, when parents began to teach their
children that money was the source ot pleasure.
Rnv and cirls of a veneration ago had just
ys good times, just as much pleasure, a the
Farm Labor and Food Supply.
A shortage in food is imminent as a result
of a reduced crop yield for 1920. Fewer acres
will be cultivated, because of shortage in help
needed to till the ground.
That is a condition and not a theory. It
grows out of the unusual demand for labor in
urban industry. Agriculture is at a distinct dis
advantage in that it lacks the attractions that
go with city employment. A great deal of the
work on the farm partakes of the nature of
drudgery. Modern improvements have softened
much of the hardship that once was the inevita
ble accompaniment of life in rural districts, but
no invention of man has accelerated or modified
the processes of nature. Therefore, certain
things must be done at a certain time, and this
means long hours of arduous toil during the
planting and growing seasons, and most strenu
ous efforts during harvest time.
Against this the city offers hours of work
regulated by a time clock and a wage contract,
with plenty of amusements to fill in the leisure
time between knocking off and going to bed.
This is the side of the picture that allures the
boy from the farm. Only when it is too late
does he see the other side of the picture, that
his wages are not enough to meet his wants,
that he must continually deny himself the
gratification of some desire awakened by his
contact with the larger world, and that ma
terially he would have been better off 'had he
stuck to the plow.
"Urban employers should make it a point to
discourage farm boys from leaving their rural
homes and employment to come to the cities,
and should use their good offices to persuade
the country boys who do not make good in
town to go back to the rural life," says the
Minneapolis Tribune, quoting the president of
the National Dairymen's association. "How are
you going to keep them down on the farm?" is
not yet answered, but if the big city employers
will follow this advice, it may lead to some
good. At any rate, the situation is serious
enough to demand most careful consideration.
Farm labor is needed to produce food, and with
out food city life is impossible.
The Successful Man's Life.
From the age of. 20 to 30 a man has his op
portunity to develop' into efficiency in whatever
trade, business or profession he prefers: from
30 to 40 comes his chance to be the head of a
family, own a home and become proprietor of
his business, or establish a satisfactory income
rom his profession; from 40 to 50 he may build
up and invest a surplus that will yield a sufficient
annuity to provide for the higher education of
his children and the lifelong needs of himself
and family.
Then what? Secure in the possession of a
competence, shall he continue his money-making
in competition with younger men, or retire
from his business otr profession? There is a
wide diversity of opinion about this matter, both
as it relates to a man's health and the com
munity's welfare. The man of 50 with a com
fortable fortune is in a position to greatly in
crease his wealth, if in business; or to remain
a highly valuable community asset if in a pro
fession. But there is another side. Is the best life
one wholly devoted to business enterprizes or
professional achievements? Labor, with shorter
hours, takes its recreations and hours. of ease
as it goes. Business works all the time, along
with the profession, day hours and night hours.
No whistle blows to check the constant efforts
of either. Can there be a well-rounded, satis
factory life for the successful man without ex
tended recreation, wide reading in general lit
trature, the study of social conditions and time
devoted to their improvement, acquaintance
ith his whole country and with foreign lands
y personal observation?
There is a goal in every race, a time to stop
and think of other things. In life is it the final
solemn moment when the doctor rises from his
chair at the bedside? Or is it when the man has
enough to insure comfort in the future? ' The 20
years from 50 to 70 might be well spent by the
tetired successful man.
"Uncle Joe" Cannon, just past his 84th birth
day, promises the opposition many a good run
yet
Douglas county republican women at least
have a definite idea of what they want.
Senor Carranza's press bureau seems to be
out of commission.
A Line 0 Type or Two
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sunny spaces,
ROUNDEL.
Spring peers out throuiti-her leafy laces.
Burstimr the
Up tQfOUfrn
sprng p
Curlo'ua beei';ombuzaiag about
SeAilg tie' flowers' opening graces,
ASF Hris are Tmildlng with never a doubt.
Happy children with rosy faces
Ivep in the sun with laughter and shout,
While, peeping like Pan from her hidden places,
Spring peers out! ANCHUSA. ,
We had profiteering in flags in 1917; w hy not
flowers in 1920?
BssaNsBIMBaMBM
The Rourke family knows the home grounds.
"HOW comes it," queries A. S., "that the
letter 'o' follows so conspicuously after the first
letter in the names of each of the leading can
didates for president? Jo-Lo-Wo sounds like a
Chinese laundry."
MORE significant, it seemeth to us, is the 'o'
that follows the first letter in the name
"Hoover." Doubly significant, indeed. It was
thus in "Roosevelt" and in "Woodrow." Al
though not superstitious, we should be inclined
to bet on Hoover.
"IF I SHOULD DIB TONIGHT ....'',
(From the Council Bluffs Nonpareil.)
What everyone wants is to retain that
appearance of natural sleep, the simulation
of life, so that the .visual memory will al
ways remain sweeter. It is for this that
memory will always be associated with
proper professional service. Ben King &
Co., Funeral Directors.
THE state of the world today is so like
that which followed every great upheaval in
history, that the philosopher is not vastly con
cerned about the future. After the French revo
lution, as after other social eruptions, there was
a lowering of public morality conjoined with a
general desire to get rich without working. And
so world without end.
What Is Home Without the Adverb?
Sir: Oregon, 111., Is agitated. One of the
leading mothers has thrown down the gauntlet:
her sun, age 5, uses adverbs correctly. It Is the
infallible mark of precocity; it seldom happens
before 10. The village scoots the idea; secretly
it is praying for adverbs, more adverbs in the
home. H. B. K.
SURPRISED, naturally, by the statement of
the Lord Chancellor that the first business of
the theaters is not to sell chocolates, but to
present the drama, Mr. A. B. Walkley explains
that in London drama is presented as an agree
able accompaniment to the eating of chocolate.
"Fair Americans chewing gum," he says, "are
nothing to it."
ADD FAMOUS DOUBLINGS.
(From the El Dorado, Ark., Times.)
If in need of monuments see or write
Rev. W. F. Little, P. O. El Dorado. He will
call and show you pleasing designs.
WE look to California to produce a tablet
which, dropped into a glass of water, will pro
duce a passable claret. It should not be more
difficult to achieve than a beef-tea tablet.
Popular Science.
Sir: Your technically inclined readers will
be interested in a new law discovered by Dr.
Remsen, ex-President of Johns Hopkins, and
given to the world in an address at Urbana sev
eral months ago. "Jn any discussion," said Dr.
Remsen, "the heat evolved varies inversely with
the knowledge displayed." Expressed as a for
mula, this law takes the form H equals V-K, in
which C is a constant, the value of which de
pends upon the units used for II and K.
In order to determine the value of C, I re
cently performed, with the help of the Professor
of Heating and Ventilation and the Professor of
Political Science, an experiment on two speakers
at a debate on the League of Nations. The heat
evolved was determined by directing a meas
ured quantity of air at a given temperature
against the speakers and noting its increase in
temperature; the knowledge displayed was de
termined by the Professor of Political Science.
As a result of this experiment, I am able to
announce that when the heat units are ex
pressed in B. T. U. and the unils of knowledge
in ounces, the value of the (J becomes 1. Ap
plications are simple. It is estimated that a
million B. t. u.'s are evolved in the course of
one afternoon of debate in the United States
Senate. Substituting this value in the above
equation, the value for K becomes one one
millionth of an ounce. ENGINEER.
AFTER the ad writer learns the meaning of
th? word "peer," he should be instructed that it
is not complimentary to a commodity to claim
that it is a "by-word."
FIRST AID TO THE LONELY.
(From the Bridgewater, S. D., Herald.)
I wish to express my appreciation and
gratitude to the numerous and kindly dis
posed ladies who were with me at a time
during the late absence of my wife. You
were a wonderful help to a man in his hours
of loneliness. I am expecting that my wife
will be away again in tie future. Be as
sured that I entertain happy recollections
of your visit. I also liked the lunch.
S. E. Doughty.
P. S. I will deliver wearing apparel any
time after office hours.
How to Keep Well
By Dr. W. A. EVANS
The Second I'ostt
(Our guess is that she got the washex.)
Dear Sir: Please do not fill the order
for the power washer that my wife ordered.
If you have you will do me a great favor if
you will stop it. Just write her a good ex
cuse, but don't tell her I wrote you. Her
Husband, etc.
"WANTED Experienced single man to
work on farm. A. A. Benn." Hedrick, la.,
Journal.
Usually they advertise for an experienced
married man. What might be their respective
qualifications for agricultural employ?
WHERE DINING SOLITAIRE IS INFUSED
WITH ULTRA SATISFACTION.
(Card of the Cafe Norval, Lima, O.)
Dining alone is more often to be found
boresome than otherwise, except at the.
Cafe Norval, where the unaccompanied
diner is pleasantly seated within an environ
ment of companionable cheer; infused with
the joy of it all and the ultra satisfaction of
having tastefully prepared food served in a
correct and unassuming manner.
"PAUL SOUSE was arrested last night for
being soused when he failed to tell detectives
his name." Omaha Bee.
Give a dog a wet name, etc.
WHERE BORROWING IS NOT A VIRTUE.
(From the Rapid City Journal.)
If the pious person who swipes my
Daily Journal from my steps on his way to
early mass every Sunday will kindly leave
his name and address I will be pleased to
present him with a year's subscription to
the Journal if he will leave mine alone.
M. M. McKee.
WE like the candor of Tailor Altman, who
has an establishment in Springfield. Sezze:
"The first time since being in business I have
decided to accommodate my customers."
Academy Jottings.
Sir: Would Mr. Swinghammer, "prominent
lawyer" of Atlantic City,, qualify for Chief
Knocker in the Academy? E. E. L.
Sir: Allow me to nominate a breezy Im
mortelle, Miss Daisy Outlaw, of Guntown, Miss.
MRS. J. A. D.
AN uncommonly secretive statesman is Mr.
Harrington of Algona, la., who announces that
he has withdrawn as a candidate for repre
sentative "for reasons that are personal to my
self." THE ENRAPTURED SHOPPER.
Sir: I am having trouble getting my wife
past a millinery display window filled with $12
and $15 creations with a sign, "Priced regardless
of cost." , ANXIOUS.
"CYRIL sank into a chair with a tiny cup
of coffee balanced on one knee." Sat. Eve. Post.
Cyril would de well in vaudeville.
BAIT.
(From the Minneapolis Journal.)
Waubay, S. D., wants a good pitcher and
catcher. Will pay gpod salary. Fine fish
ing one block from ball park. Would like
to hear from Barrett. Address Theo Ter
hune, Mgr.
ALL the writing men that we have met or
have inquired about are for Hoover. But none
of them are attending the convention as dele
gates. B. L. T,
REDUCING MUSHROOM
HAZARD.
Last year I wrote of an old man
whom I saw hunting mushrooms. I
asked him how he told the good
from the bad, the safe from the un
safe. His reply was: "1 stigs to
dem I knows." However appetizing
a mushroom might appear, he re
jected it unless he knew the variety
to be a safe one.
A professor in the University of
Illinois was kind enough to send me
copies of his reports on mushrooms
and to- express his approval of the
plan of "sagging to dem you knows."
It is all right for scientific gentle
men to study the subject of mush
rooms and to make use of "dem dey
knows to be safe." The advice to
the ordinary mushroom hunter is
likewise "to stick to those he
knows," even though he deprive
hfmsslf thereby of some plentiful
and safe varieties.
But here I read an opinion by a
great naturalist, one of the greatest
in the world, a man pronounced by
Charles Darwin to be the best ob
server ho had ever encountered
Henri Fabre. In Henri Fabre's book
on "The Fly" there is a chapter on
mushrooms and insects. He found
that insects are fond of poisonous
mushrooms, as mueTi so as they are
of the safe kind. He knocked out
the folk lore opinion that insects
avoided poisonous mushrooms. This
sign takes its place on the discard
along with the silver spoon test.
But Henri Fabre built up as well
as destroyed. He lived in a wild
district in rural France, on the foot
of a mountain side. His peasant
neighbors all hunted mushrooms on
the mountain side. As Fabre walked
abroad prosecuting his studies as a
naturalist he encountered mushroom
hunters daily. He made it a daily
routine to greet them and inspect
their tinds. At first he was dis
turbed and perplexed to find all
kinds of poisonous mushrooms in
the baskets and to be told they were
eaten without harm.
Upon investigation he found that
there had not been a single case of
mushroom poisoning in that prov
ince for many years. And then he
discovered the reason. It was the
universal custom to boil the mush
rooms in order to remove the poison.
"In my village," he writes, "and
for a long way around, the rule is
to blanche the mushrooms, that is
to say," to bring them to a boil In
water with a little salt in it. A few
rinsings in (told water concludes the
treatment. They are then prepared
in whatever manner one pleases. In
this way what might nt first be dan
gerous becomes harmless because
the preliminary boiling and rinsing
have removed the noxious element
He says that after such treatment
he has eaten without harmful re
suits such highly poisonous mush'
rooms as the ringed agaric, smooth-
headed amanita, blue turning bole
tus, mottled amanita, lemon yellew
amanita, olive tree agaric, and the
belted milk producer.
lie concludes: "A good prellmiu-
Drug Store
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Service
Satisfaction in quality sat
isfaction in price all round
satisfaction that's what
you get at the Sherman &
McConnell drug stores.
Buying for five big progres
sive stores means quantity
which we pass on to our
patrons. Ever changing
stocks assure the freshest of
drugs and sundries. "You
save time and money by
trading at the five Sherman
& McConnell drug stores."
A Few
Monday
Specials
50c Pebeco Tooth Paste 33c
25c Waltke Medicated Skin
Soap 19c
50c Pompeian Massage
Cream 39c
60c Syrup Figs 44c
Sherman & McConnell
Drug Go,
Five Good Drug Stores
ary boiling is the best sareguara
against accidents arising from
mushrooms." He bolls an musn-
rooms regardless of their kind. Nor
did he find that boiling in any way
lessened the succulence of flavor of
mushrooms. He expresses the hope
that he may be the means of popu
larizing the wise Provencal home re
cipe for making mushroom eating
safe and thus add an appetizing
change in the monotonous, diet or
the poorer farming peoples.
Li. C. C Kelger, commenting in mo
National Geographic Magazine ror
May, 1920, on this method proposed
by Fabre, says: "Other reliable evi
dence speaks against tins practice.
Snakinsr or bollln does not render
a poisonous species edible.
How to Avoid Boils.
J. D. M. writes: "I would like to
ask you if I have the boil disease.
About two years ago I had eight
boils. This year I had seven, and
still have four on:my neck. Every
time one festers I get more. 1 have
them fixed with a black salve, and
sometimes 1 have them squeezed.
Will you please tell me how 1 could
get rid of them? Have I bad blood?
Do I have to diet?
KErLT.
A good way to get eight boils Is
to dress the first one witn a salve.
If you want a surer way to get
eight, use poultices. To prevent
boils on the neck keep your skin
very clean, wear soft collars, do
not shave your neck or in any way
scratch or irritate the skin. Do not
eat candy or desserts. If you have
a boil and wish to avoid having oth
ers, do not poultice; do not use
salves; keep your neck very clean.
After washing with soap and water,
apply borax water. Do not wear any
garment which irritates tne skin.
Boils are not caused by bad blood.
ODD AND INTERESTING.
Violet is the mourning color of
Turkey.
Reindeer are more numerous in
Norway than horses.
It is estimated that about one
half the globe is' composed of iron.
As a rule, workers in copper mines
are Immune from typhlod fever.
There are in the world about
3.000,000 lepers, two-thirds of them
being Chinese.
A paper chimney, 50 feet high,
and fireproof, is a curiosity to be
seen in Breslau.
The rock of Gibraltar has four
hugo reservoirs, capable of holding
5,000,000 gallons of water. ,
A French chemist once collected
enough iron from human blood to
make a finger ring, which he wore
as a talisman.
A curious instance of extreme
color blindness recently camo to
light. A postoffice clerk could never
balance his accounts; examination
proved that he was unable to dis
tinguish between the colors of the
stamps he sold.
The famous old city of La Paz, Bo
livia, located In a valley more than
12,000 feet above the sea, is the
highest capital in the world, over
topping Lhassa, the far-famed capi
ta! of Tibet, by several hundred feet
Recent investigations tend to show
that the lark is not entitled to the
reputation of being tho earliest riser;
it does not rise until after linnets,
chaffinches and a number of other
birds have been up and about for
some time.
At a Chinese wedding the "beggar
chief 'is always invited. He brings
a plate and begs from all the. guests,
but in return keeps all the other
mendicants from the marriage feast.
The beggar chief of a big Chinese
ciiv makes as much as $15,000 or
$:'6,000 a year, and out of this he
pays tho common or street beggars
to keep away from social gatherings.
More than 2,000 croupiers and
other employes are on tho payroll
ot the company which operates tho
famous gambling casino at Monte
Carlo.
At the Shakespeare hotel In ,
Stratford-upon-Avon the rooms are
named after the plays of the im
mortal bard. Some are strikingly
appropriate: the dining-room is "As
You Like It" and the bar is "Meas
vre for Measure."
SPRINGTIME LEVITY.
"Hear about Bill Bottlonoaft? llo'a got
cas of lumbaKo at his house.
I ku' I'd hotter run over (ind help
Him drink It up." The Iloma Sci'tor.
"What did you y when you wia
found lonilna- out of tlia pantry with your
bands nil rod?"
"Oh, 1 "aid I had Jammed my flnora.
BoV Life. .
Poela wife, (during quarrfll) Too ured
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your inspiration.
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and chains." Kantian City Journal.
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are you here for taking French leave?
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This is now possible on the Apollo-Phone.
"his artistic instrument brings to homes
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