, . - . . v.. 1 , ... .. "ft f"? I v . 20 THE BEE: OMAHA, SATURDAY, MAY 1, 1920.- South Side Expert Thousand Stockmen To March in Parade Today - The stockyards and stock , ex change will be well represented in the patriotic May day parade, and from indications there wijl be 1.000 stockmen in line, which will include a large number of women accoroV ing to an announcement of A. F. Stryker, secretary, of' the .exchange. The Live Stock Exchange s'ection, with V. T. Clps as marshal and Messrs. Shackelford, Hopkins and Dudley as assistants will form on Davenport street, just west of ST enlcenth street. J.,B. RootT president of the Trad ers' exchange, has notified members of that organization to assemble at 1:15 p. m., at the west side of Seven teenth, and Davenport streets, with Byron Smiley in command, aided by 'Albert Thompson, Morton Degan tnd W II. Rix. Junk Peddlers to Meet. For the benefit of South Omaha members of the-Omaha J link Ped dlers'. Protective association, an nouncement is made that there will be a special meeting of the associa tion tonight at the hall, Twenty fourth and Parker streets, where important, businessxwill be taken up. .Drives Past Street Car i J. Bender, Fremont merchant, was fined $1 in South Side police court yesterday for driving his auto .mobile past a standing street car while passengers were boarding it at Twenty-fourth and M streets. South Side Brevities For Sale An J-room, modern house. Call South 2929. Two sales irlrlK wanted. Apply Wllf Brothers, 24th and N. For phonographs and latest records go to Q Street Fharmaey. Cash or terms. South 260. . A MARVELOUS EXHIBITION' . Of the season's newest mercnajidtse at this greater Houtr.' Side store. Folks are certalnlv appreciating the extraordinary values that we're offering and are taking time by tho fojalock and baying their summer needs now. Beautiful gingham, voile and lawa dresses for the ladles, young ladles and girls, and a good line of ladles' spring coats. These dresses and coats are right up to the needs of the hour in stylo and materials. If It's a suit for the to1 wo show clever models, moderately priced suits that stand the wear and tear. Visit our shoe depart ment. Newst styles In ladles' pumps and oxfords? black, brown and white: guaranteed all leather shoes for boys and girls. Our variety bargain basement, eiiamelware, tinware, dishes and house hold furnishings of all kinds. WHO BROTHERS, I'M THE GUY! By R. H. ALLIE. - I'M THE GUY, the cashier, who never says "thanks" when you pay your restaurant bill. .Why should I? You're only a customer. You've been given your money's worth. What harm doe? it do, anyway. , Just because you think you're en titled to "thanks" is no reason why I should say it. What do you want for your money, anyway? Good service, good food and a whole, lot of-attention? ' v Besides you've done nothing .to me that I should thank you for. And being only the cashier I'm ther to take the customer's money, no! to turn their heads with a wheje lot of useless attention. Anyway I don't feel like saying "thanks," either for myself or the company. I'm not thankful for any thing, i And you haven't paid for anything that the company didn't give. Also the chances are you'll come again without being "thanked." If you don't like it, that's- your worry, not mine. Don't expect thanks and you won't be disap pointed. Or if you do, wait until some ofiier casnier's on the job, pr go elsewhere. That's how I feel about it. 24th and O Street The Fattest Growing i Store in Omaha r , There is a Reason Try U First, VeSoll Everything PHILIP'S DEPARTMENT STORE The Every-Day Value-Giving Store Headquarters for v Cortecelli Silks Pictorial Review Patterqs 'Mina Taylor Dresses and Aprons Warner's Corsets Maxine Shoes for , Ladies If yeu haven't taken advantage of th extreme savings which this great event is offering, we advise your prompt action while these low prices are in effect. ' -'t Men's Work Shirts, made of .the best' blue.chambray, in sizes from 14 to 1, at si.49 Men's Fine Ribbed Union Suits in ''all sizes, short sleeves, ankle length ; regu lar, $2.50, on sale now $1.50 Headquarters for Beau Brummel Shirts White House Shoes for Men Buster Brown and Humpty Dumpty Shoes for Chil dren - Oshkosh Overall! 's Lisle Hose in all colors and sizes, 4 pairs for .............. t .. . .Jgl.QOV Beau Brummel or deal Dress Shirts, at t . .v -. .,.;.., $2.25 "President" Suspenders, regular value 75s, on sale now . . . . . . :i. . . . . . . .49 Boys' Overalls, sizes 2 to 8, a pair. ......... 75r ' Boys' Caps in all sizes, plaids, checks or serges, at .', . -98 To make room for incoming stock we placed the following shoes on sale ' , 500 pairs Ladies' Shoes, high or low heels, lace and button, excellent quality, while they laat, at, ., $3.75 a pair. . V M4ji's Dress or Work Shoes, special, at .1 S3.98 Ladies' House Slippers, they are the kind you pay regularly $3.00, on salenow at S1.98 Boys' well made School Shoes, at 1 .' .. . . . $3.25 t We carry a complete line of Boys' Suits in Worsted, Corduroy, Velvet and Serges, in sizes ranging from 4 to 18 years, priced, $5.98 and up: v LADIES' SHIRT WAISTS I - ' Strictly Tailored Waists in Organdy, Voile and Fancy Silk Stripes, sizes 36 to 46, extremely good . values at $3.50 to $5.00, on sale at .$2.25 and $3.25 Large stock of extra stout sizes In Waists, colors, white and fancy stripes; regular $5.00 values, at $3.98. Imported French Voile Waists, specially priced from .$5.75 to $7.50 ' Tailored Skirts, '$10.50 lb $18. Mina Taylor Dresses, $3.50 and up See us first if you need any Curtain Goods and Draperies. We have a large assortment of Curtain Goods and Draperies, Scrims and Marquisettes that will surprise you. Our prices are reasonable. , . ' 17 cans Old Dutch Cleanser for ' $1.00 5 large box-es Golden Rod Washing Powder for , .... v $1.00 20 small boxes Golden Rod Washing Powder for $1.00 ' Roller Skates, ball bearing, at t-t v $2.98 School Tablets, 4 tablets for . .' 10 ; Fish Bowls, 2-gaIlon size, at .v. ........... .' - $1.75 . v . FREE Large Size Shopping Bag FREE , . . . -WATCH US GROW 1 " Dishpan JSile 14-quart Dishpan Nescowafe on sale now, 98c i -, New Baggage Rates v Effective May 1st ,1 'V! ':..'';-. rAlt.iCE-t-S 1.30 48 1" 130S H30 36 tit iM.t i.30 26 -ttJ 1.23 r 1.23 1.00 too C.ASAL5.0 9& p 3 t t-t-tt 4 45 fcp l . .. t '1.00 T l ' 2 - . 0 30 4- 73 J u O 0 " : A -4 loo 1.50 '130 H ( 5 Above plan shows baggage rates on trunks or hand baggage to and from the depots. The rate's on the map apply onlj to distances which are within the city limits, and for the first piece. Omaha . Council Bluff s Each additional trunk, per piece.., 50 Trunks hand baggage, . Each additional piece of hand first piece y. $2.00 . . .Jv uaiwuui yieuea, yvs picve. ...... .uuf All Bridge Tolls Paid by Customer Omaha Taxicab & Transfer Co. Phone DOUGLAS 295 WIN SlORIEj V . LUCY V BY . LUCY FITCH PEBKIN5 Dutch Twins Stop at the Vink. At last they saw a big building, with crowds of merry skaters About it. Many crowds were going in and out. .v , "There's" the Vink," said Father Veeder. "Where?" said Kit and Kat. He pointed to the building. ' ' "Ohl" said Kit. He never said an other word about what .they had thought it was like. Son they were mside the "Vink." It was a large restaurant. There were many little tables about, crowded with people, eating and drinking. Father Veeder found a table, and they all sat down. ' "Bring us some pea soup," he said to the water. Soon they were eating, the hot soup. "This is the best thing I ever Jiad," said Kit. t When they had ea.ten their soup, they went out of the building and walked through the streets of trr6 town. All the shops were filled with pretty things. The bakeshops had wonderful cake? with little candies on top, and there were great cakes made like St. Nicholas himself in his long Yobes. ' , "Kit and Kat flattened their noses against all the -shop windows, and looked at the toys and cakes. "I wish St. Nicholas would bring nie that," said Kit, pointing to a very large St. Nicholas cake. "And I want s'omeof those," Kat said, pointing to some, cakes made in the shapes of birds, and fishes. Vrouw Veeder had gone with her basket on an errand. Father Ved--der and Kit and' Kat'walked slowly along, waiting for her. Soon there was a great noise up the street. Jhere were shouts, and the clatter of wooden shoes. ' t . "Look! Look!" cried Kit. " There,; in the midst of the crowd, was a great white horse; and riding on it was good St. Nicholas himself! He had a long white beard and red cheeks, and long robes, with a mitre on his head; and he.smiled at the children, who crowded around hira and followed him in a noisy proces sion down the street. , - ; Behind St. Nicholas' came, a cart, filled with packages of all sizes. The children were all 'shouting at once, "Give me a cake, good St. Nicholas!" or "Give me a new pair of shoes!" or whatever each one wanted most. "Where is he going?" asked Kfl and aKt. "HeU .carrying presents to houses Error in Advertisement. An error iiithe advertisement of the Burgess-Nash company Friday announced a special soap sale "be tween the hours of 3 and 6 p. m. Sat' urday. The hours should have been given as from noon until t;30 p. m. AMUSEMENTS., IMBttfiSH LAST TIMES TODAY TOM LINTON AND JUNGLE GIRLS A 4cenic Singing and Dancing Trop- ical Oddity CARR TRIO Entertainers De Luxe GILMORE 9l CASTLE , "Corker in Cork" KIMIWA JAPS Nippon' Foremoat Equilibrist Photoplay Attraction . "THE MIRACLE OF MONEY" . A Hobart Henley Produciton A Drama of Home Spun Woven with Thread of Romance. MACK SENNETT COMEDY PATHE WEEKLY PHONE OOU04M raw THC BUT IN VAUDEVILLE MATINEE TODAY, 2:15 EARLY CURTAIN TONIGHT AT 7:55 THE MARION MORGAN DANCERS JACK KENNEDY & CO.! AMES A WINTHROP; Merlin; Ed. Morton; Eary eVEary; Conchas Jr. A Co.; Topics of the Day; Kinograms. Matinees, IS, 25 and 50c; Few 75c. Saturday and Sun day Night, 15, 25, 50 and 75c and $1.00; few $1.25 .Sunday. Actors' Benefit Matinee, Wed., May 5 This theater, co-operating with 400 others, will giveevery cent taken in at thelbox office to the Vaudeville Actors' fund. "OMAHA'S FUN CENTER" tXm ff tit Daily Mat. 15-25-SOc AfXtf Evngs. 25-50-75. $1 Season' Final Performance Friday Night jEANiprri 1 rjnn' Musical BEDIMS rCCN fl'DUU Burlesque With CLARK a MoCULLOUGH. Exactly ai omwnt sd all last iummar at the Columbia Thaatra, N. V. City. Batter than any $2 musical show you have lean. THE PIKE'S PEAK OF BURLESQUE SANDSTORM DANCE Saturday Nite AUDITORIUM . ADMISSION 50c' Everybody Welcome - BENEFIT SANDSTORM CLUB Former Nebraska National Guard CASEY'S DANCE TONIGHT RUSIIIIIG'S HALL 4420 South 24th St. where there 'are good girls, and boys," said Kit . "I'm glad vve'rf so good," said Kit. ' 4 , "When' will he come to our house?" asked Kat. "Not untij. tomorrow," said Father Veeder. "But you must fill your wooden shoes with beans or hay for his good horse,- tonight; and then perhaps he will come down the chimney and leave something in them. It's worth trying " Rights rese4. by Houghton-Mifflin Co. Tomorrow Dutch Twins Put Out Brown Wheeler WHY?- Does An Apple Turn When Peeled? (Copyrlcht, 19S0, by The Syndicate, Ine.) This action is similar t8 that which takes place wUcii water or moisture remains upon iroiu In the .latter case we call the result ant brown deposit "rust," 'it be ing a 'highly important process for which it is necessary to have a special term. ' The air has much the same action upon the pulp of the apple that -water has upon iron al though, of course, the brown de posit is not of a metallic nature.; The color is due to the chemical action which stars as soon as the oxygen in the air comes in con tact witli the "enzymes" or fer menting fluids in t,hc apple itself. After a few moments, a longer or shorter space of time dependent upon the nature of the fruit it ,self. this actiqn turns the surface of the pulp brown. As long as the peel .is unbroken, the inside of the apple is protected against this chemical change and remains white and firm. Incidentally, the brown coating has jno effect upon the edible or natrnive quality ofv the fruit. Omaha Churches HaveRaised $300,000 In World Movement I Reports from Omaha churches in the Interchurch World Movement Their Shoes. ' . campaign show that more than AMTJ8EMENT8. " AMUSEMENTS. CTIMPOBE Will the word spread tonight over Omaha of the goodness and greatness of "Peek-A-Boo," the current attraction at the Gayety.v , . -' " . : -s ; Today's Matinee Starta at 3:00, After the Parade - : Final Performance of the Seaaon Friday Night, May 7 $300,000 is already rajsed. These returns have been made: Baptists: Benson, 6.000; (Talvary. $!0. 000; Klrat. $26,000; lmmanucl. $27,600: Olivet. $S,000; Trinity. $T,200; Zlon, $150. Christian: First, $5,700; Congregational, no report; Central I'ark, $500. 1 Centenary .'unit. Methodists: Tlet Memorial. $t.S00f First, $3.010; Florence, $32,000; liro, $0.000; llanxcom Park. $25,800; Jennings Memorial, $2,500; Lelrr Memorial. $3,640; (Rk Street, $3,000-! rearl Memorial, $30, 000; Walnut Hill, $18,000; First Swedish, $59: Orove, $350. Presbyterian: riumtee, $,5l)0; I.owe Avenue. $3,200; United, no report; Cen tral United. $35,000; First United. $20,000; South Side. $3,000. , I'nlled Brethren. $4,200. V The total subscriptions reported were. $333,735. rHOTO-ri.AY8. ' LAST TJMES TODAY MADGE ElEfJfJEDY "THE BLOOMING ' AI16EL" COMING TOMORROW "The Woman in Room 13" Vfl&) !2il-- 7 AT 11:00, 1:00, 3:00, 5:00, 6:30, 8:00, 9:45 Cecil B. DeMille'a Wonderfully -Human ,Story of Married WHY G!!AI.'GE your mw. x- Featuring; . Thomas Meighan I . Gloria Swanson a Bebe Daniels f At 3:00, 8:00 and 9:43 Garden of Fashion A Musical Fashion Show Featuring Favorite Singers Helene Rahn Nielson and Marcus T. Nielson And Displaying a Complete Changs of Costumes on Fascinating, Dainty, Pretty . Living Models Fashion's Latest Decrees mOTO-PLAYS. ! -1 4 r- Ml M It? U(U1CJ13 24ttM V LAST TIMES TODAY TOM' (: -in Hell Roarin' Refom ALSO EDITH HELENA' Last Times Today MABEL JOMJD -m- 1 w 1 ROYAL ITALIA i rniiD ssmmw 1 aPMKI Through Courtesy of l I BUKGESS-NASH CO. I I .jrr-,B-J, i I mI I OilTerman fcnlarged Urchestra -.'Ut- - -yy-w - j ' PHOTO-PLAYS. " PHOTO-PLAYS. 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