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THE BEE; OMAHA'. SATURDAY, ' APRIL 24, 1920.
1 The Omaha Bee
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elettions.' What a shameful thing their care
lessness .shout civic duties is -when compared
with the treat love poor Mike Dragich had for
thit country, his United States!
The Bee's Platform
1. Ntw Union Passenger Station.1
2. A Pip Lin from the Wyoming Oil
Field to Omaha.
3. Continued improrement of tha Na
braika Highway, including tha pave
ment of Main Thoroughfares leading
into Omaha with a Brick Surface. v
4. A short, low-rate Waterway from the
Corn Belt to the Atlantic Ocean.
THE FEAR THAT ABIDES.
"No one will fear a president," Mr. Wilson
.jonce said, "except those whom he can make
fear the elections." Ctfir democratic-friends are
-in the chilling shadow of that fear. As the
Metropolitan Magazine says, "at every demo--!
cratic" lovefeast these days-sits the ghost of
"Woodrow Wilson." Verily so. -
But some dare even' while they fear. Mr.
Bryan, for instance. ' He has not hesitated to
-ruse the knife upon both the quick and the dead
-'for postmortem or vivisectional explorations
"-'into the political purposes of his party's leaders
not in accord Vith his conceptions of policy and
"-righteousness. He did it in the Nebraska pri-
- maries with hearty abandon, and uncovered a
rlot tf signs and omens for democratic sooth-"-.sayersV.
Doubtless his promotion from a re
5; porter's table at the democratic national con
vention to the full authority of a delegate-at-large
has caused a "ghost dance" at the White
'.House even as it has attracted the wrathful
-.attention of he wet and Wilson wing of his
:. party. His talent for mischief-making is un
questioned, and with a brand" new commission
of leadership from -the democrats of Nebraska,
- won in a fight to the finish with the friends of
I the president and the administration's policies,
" there can belittle doubt in what direction his
, distracting activities will be turned. ' '
i When ie came up from one ofhis winter
- homes in the south to face foul political weather
I there were those who sougkt to strip and lasb
V.him into obscurity and impotence. But they
". opened their mouths in vain; they sowed their
J'seed in vain; they used many political medicines
, in vain. The thirsty reviled him, but he heeded
;-them not. The president's cohbrts sought his
: undoing, ,but were repulsed.
A handy politician is.W. J. B., and sly,
.'devilish sly. He always that is, nearly always
" has the handle of an issue in his grip that
confounds his foes. What he will do at San
) Francisco is on the knees of the gods, but that
he will' be doing something the thick and thin
. followers of W. W. will despise is certain.
Mike Way for Beans.
The humble dry white bean sells for about
three times what itrought before the war, but
at that it is worth while. Some families never
have learned the delights which linger in the
gentle but, energetic and nourishing bean. It
is to them a thing too common, too plebeian, too
cheap maybe, to win a place on their mahegany
dining tables, and they taboo it as a food fit
only for a poor purse, and thereby unwittingly
deny themselves what would be as costly a
luxury as terrapin or dodo eggs if it were scarce
instead of plentiful. To them it is on the same
gastronomic scale as dried apple pie and other
really luscious things a perverse urban popula
tion has lost the art of preparing for the table.
The date of the original bean is lost in the
dim corridors of prehistoric times in Asia, al
though most of its cultivated varieties are of
American origin, and by the genius of accom
plished home cooks have become prims favor
ites in the diet of the discriminating few who
know and seek the most delicious things to eat
Consider bean soup. Not the thin, watery,
salty fraud usually perpetrated in hotels and
restaurants, but the real thing made by a mis
tress of the wonderful properties of the whole
some seed, who knows how to draw out, sub
due, flavor and develop its richness into most
palatable form. Such bean soup, common
enough thirty years ago, is a splendid triumph
of culinary art. It is rich and creamyT' In it
nestle all the nutriment and vitality of the pulp,
minus its skin, with certain additions worthy'
the genius of a professional chef. One" of these
ingredients we remember the delectatile flakes
of the hard-boiled yellow of eggs that
crowned with gold a food fit for kings. ,
, - Consider baked beans. They are bread and
meat and -wine combined as fuel for achieve
ment and strength. Rich with tender fat pork,
garnished with -browned bacon here and there,
slightly reminiscent of onion, they call up vis
ions of glutton's heaven, so satisfying and al
together welcome are they to the little red lane.
In truth they who banish beans from their
diet go through life ignorant of a most com
forting and filling pleasure. If they do it
through ignorance there is yet time for them to
learn; if an unworthy prejudice controls" them,
or if they neglect the bean because it js not
stylish, their sins be on their "own defrauded,
stomachs! .They deserve nothing but ridicule,
and should never be admitted into the happy
and contented Brotherhood of Bean Eaters.
We dare say these things in defiance of the
dictum of a mdclcrn medical specialist rho dc- j
scribed beans some ten years ago as "cneap.
poison6us and nasty." Perhaps they were, as
served in his luxurious hotel; and. he might add
com' bread and prunes to his list of cheap'and
nasty foods. -There was a time when tomatoes
also were held to be poisonous. Bft truth ulti
mately shines through -crrcr.
A Line O'Type or Two N
Hw t tk Liu. tat tkt sstN fall Nr tkw mti.
Accocwroro for tastes.
"Maecenas, atavla edlte reglbua."
Maecenaa! he'a my 'angel see?
My one gilt-edged aecurity
Maec, dear, one man finds vict'ry weL
That crowns him as an athelete;
Others again delight their souls
By leading tickets at the polls;
Still others, Maec, are simply nuts
To get a corner, say, on Stutz.
The man that plows his father's lands
(Real cornfed hick with horny hands)
No wealth could hire to jump his Job
And sail the wild waves as a gob.
Some men appropriate -on pay
A good chunk from, the eight-hour day,
To revel In some soda bar
Or watch a fluffy nllum etar.
Kach to his taste, but, Maec, for mine, ,
Thia poetry is bread and wine.
Oh, what a glow of pride would tint me
If Harriet Monroe would print me!
If Mr. Louis Untermeyer ' . '
Pinned a blue ribbon on my lyre, '
O Zeus, O Bacchus, O my golly!
Now wouldn't that be rather Jolly?
PAN.
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Conviction of Caillaux. C ,
Another .interesting chapter of 'French his
i tory has been advanced by the action of the
7 senate, sitting as a high court, in convicting
"Joseph Caillaux of "commerce and corre-
spondence with the enemy." A former premier
; of France, man of undoubted political ability
.'."and influence, Caillaux has been something of
,'a storm center for many years. At 'the time of
.".the 'Morrocan affair, when the action of Ger
rjnany nearly precipitated the world war, Cail-
,-)aux was openly accused of favoring the kaiser's
"views and of a willingness to betray France to
-avoid war. His pacifist inclinations, at least so
j'far as Germany was concerned, came out again
in 1914, and it is fairly well established that he
r '"was, in cjose communication with those who
sought tff bring France to ask for a separate
i' peace. v
y The extent of the operations so carried on
has been shown to be greater than at first'be
Heved. Much that was brought outMm the trial
of Bolo Taslia, who wa.s shot to death after
' being convicted, was not only substantiated but
supplemented at the trial of Caillaux. One
branch of the intrigue reached the United States,
where its ramifications were such as to very
t closely connect it with the propaganda carried
x on by German agentSy Italy, too, as included
in the plot, and its principals were energetic,
capable men, whose activities provided consid
erable trouble for the Allies.
f Clemenceau exposed their machinations,
" -arrested such of the principals as he could lay
i..hands on, and succeeded in securing a sentence,
of death of Bolo Pasha, an adventurer in politi
- cal life, but a danger to France.' Caillaux was
: saved from this by the abandonment cf the
charge of treason against liim, perhaps an ex
pedient exhibition of governmental clemency,
. put is now in the presence of:banishrnent
i Incidental to His case is the revival of the
i trial of his former wife for the murder el the
editor of Figaro whom she shot because of his
.attacks on her husband while he was a member
,: of the, cabinet. The whole affair provides a
V curiously1 interesting portion of the record of
; French politics, and its echo will be heard for
; many a year to come, just as Boulanger and
'Dreyfus stillj are remembered on election day
:. over there. ,
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- . His Dear United States.
What a lesson for those who hold in light
, esteem the privileges of American citizenship
f lies in the suicide of the alien Austrian, Mike
'Dragich of Los Angeles, this week. He quar
reled with a companion who told him he would
be . deported. Mike struggled with the wioked
" threat all night. The next morning he placed
two American flags in the window of his room,
kissed them and shot himself. When people in
r the house rushed to him he was fondly whisper
er ing, "My United Statesfmy United States," with
his dying breathy
He had learned to love tfie United States
r passionately, so deeply that his belief that he
? would have to leave the country was worse
", than death to him. HV cherished the country
and its flag. All honor to him! And there are
-" men in this land of the free, born on its soil,
educated in its schools, grown prosperous by its
opportunities, who neglect the fundamental duty
of their Jizcnship, that of participating in its
Amundsen Off for the Pole.
News that Captain Roald 'Amundsen
reached a far-awav Siberian base from which
he expects to make a dash for the North Pole
must excite the imagination of any who has
even casually followed the story of this quest.
Pearv undoubtedly reached the pole, but he
was unable to make any discoveries or ex
tensive examination, beyond such observations
a.s were essential fo establishing the fact tl.at ht
stood on top of the earth, and planted the
American flag on an ice hummock there.
Stefansson has approached near enough to set
tle the fact that the North Pole is open sea, of
unknown depth, the short scunding line he pos
sessed having been entirely "paid 'out without
reaching bottom. vBeyond this, and some in
definite knowledge as to the-set of the currents,
little is knownof the absolute north end. .
Amundsen is going out better equipped for
the venture than Uiy of his predecessors. He
is- prtovisioifcd for a four-year stay, and it is
thought he will bring back much information
that will be of service to science. Tt was he
who, moving independently, anticipated, by a
few short hours 'the triumph of the . gallant
Robert Falcon Scott and his, devoted tfarty,
who made their stand at the South Pole only
little while after Amundsen and his companions
had left the placo. The romance and the trage'dy
of this adventure is beyond expression, espe
cially when the lamentable end of Captain Scott
and his company isconsidered.
We may have to wait many months ' for
definite reports from Amundsen's latest enter
prise, but it may be accepted as settled that no
progress the World makes in any way while he
is gone will deter it from hearing with respect
and concern the word he brings or sends,back.
- Round Up the Delinquents.
If the office of the internal revenue commis
sioner has information to justify its belief that
over 300,000 taxpayers have evaded taxes since
the country went to war,' the remedy is in its
hands. Delinquents should bepirVsued effect
ively. It is possible that in some cases good
reason may be found for the failure 6f the in
dividual to comply with the law. Such may be
dealt with according to the discretion of the
commissioner. The man vajo has willfully
shirked his responsibilities, and there are plenty
of them, should be made to feel the might of
the government. Appeals to the patriotism of
such men are futile. They found themselves'
suddenly in possession of greater wealth or in
comes than they had ever thought to obtain.
This turned, their heads, warped their judgment
and in a suddenly aroused passion of greed, they
have sought to retain all of that a' share of
which the government has a, -just and in
disputable claim. By their action they have put
a heavfer burde on those who cheerfully met
-the tremendous levies. Even justice requires
that none of these tax shirkers be allowed to
get away.
The 4enim club may yet become a factor hi
domestic life. It is a much better thing than
"buy a' bale of cotton" for boosting that game.
When a citizen can not peacefully transport
a bottle of rainwater, it is nearly time some
thing were being done to restore our libertf.
Dodge county threatens to send a woman to
the legislature. This idea may spread in time.
v "
"Muny ice plant opens May 1, of course, al
lowing that winter is, over by that time.
Mars overlodked a mighty fine opportunity
to get an earful. , '
Here cofnes your air
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ail look out below!
YES, a pageant or a fancy dress ball to re
duce the cost of living would, w e think, be un
commonly effective. Think- of the fetching cos
tumes that could be devised!
THE IDEAL NEWSPAPER. ' .
(From the Decatur, Neb., HeraldJ
The Herald makes apologies this week
for the .paper; we were so crowded for
space, and therefore both news matter and
advertising matter had to be' left out this
week.
NO one has a better right to criticise Article
Tm than Hiram .Tnhnon. Hiram helned to
give us Wilson, and Wilson gave us Article Ten.
IT'S A GIFT.
Sir: Arthur Train in S. E. P.: "Right o!"
whistled Tutt. How do they g. t. w ?
TEL""WITHAM.
'" 'LOOKIT there!' sibilated Sis Callie."
Sat. Eve. Post.
How do they get that way?
Rhapsodic Rustique. ,
(From the Leland Times.)
I'nique in its simplicity, richly elegant ;
Dut most of all sweetly appealing, was the
marriage of Miss Tessie Mosey to Willis
Danielsonat the Mosey home last Saturday
evening. In the south living room a pic
turesque bower of smilax was the fair
, haven of the happy pair, who made the mo
mentous trip to the altar absolutely unat
tended. Tranquil and unspeakably . lovely
the bride was, in white satin meteor, silver
embroidered. A hand bouquet of fragrant
white flowers played a most effective part
in the faultless ensemble. .The single ring
ceremony was the chosen pledge and was
singularly beautiful. Easter lilies in dig
nified profusion proclaimed the festive na- j
ture of the day. breathing their incompar
able fragrance in mute blessing upon the
happy pair. -Following the ceremony a four
c'ourse wedding dinner, triumph of gas
trononus art, was served in the dining room.
Pink and white roses held decorative sway.
rendering the taWe worthy in beauty of its
joyful responsibility.
"ATTRIBUTES President's Troubles to
Lack of Tack in Dealing with Proud Senators."
Des-Moines Register. - t .
Borah acts like a man who had sat on one.
STVLES FOR MEN.
Sir: Suggestions now. current for bringing
down- the TI. C. I, by wearing overalls and
eschewing collars appear to me to latk that
How to Keep Well
By Dr. W. A. EVANS
i I
TESTING SCHOOL CHILDREN
From the standpoint of the happi
ness of the child,, behavior and con
duct are more important than men
tal capacl'. A mentally incapable
child generally gets along well with
other childrtiw A child whose con
duct is pecuIiatSdoes not get along
with other children, is hard to teach
and train and, in addition, may dis
turb the entire .schoolroom. -
From the standpoint of the teach
er, .behavior is -the more important
of the two. And yet beyond a su
perficial rating on deportment the
teacher gives no special thought to
the behavior or conduct of the child.
It would be worth her while to at
tempt to analyze the conduct of each
child in her room with a view to
picking out the misfits. "v.
Once they are understood, the rea
son for their conduct analyzed, once
they are properly classified a to
type, she is on the way toward less
ening her troubles. Some of the pe
culiar children can be made to fit in,
some can be handled by special
treatment and some can be trans
ferred to special rooms.
First, the teaeher must observe
the behavior of each pupil in the
schoolroom and on, the playground.
The fundamental question 'is-- Does
the child fit in? If the answer is
not then certain other questions can
oe asKea ana answered.
Subsidiary questions bearing on
the main question are Does he en
gage in competitions normally?
Does he play the same games as the
other boys of his oWn age? Is he
companionable, friendly and fairly
popular with other boys? '
As the result of observation the
teacher will determine within one
montn mat nine-tentns or tne mem
bers of - the class clearly doit in.
In temperament, emotions, be
havior and' conduct they are easily
above the doubtful line. Then let
her score the remaining 10 per cent
on a special score card. The unde
sirable qualities can bo checked.
The number of checks should
range between one and four,.depend-
etn on the degree of any bad qual
ity. Let us say excitability is being
marked.1.' One check would mean
that the child was recognized as be
ing mildly excitable; four checks as
meaning that the quality was ex
treme. A child With one or more
bad qualities marked with four
checks should come in for further
study either by the teacher or by a
trained psychologist.
Perhaps, all such children can be
divided among the following groups.
The method of training the child out
of its asocial or antisocial state, of
making it fit in, will depend on the
groupto which it belonss. Terman
estimates that in any student body
about 5 per cent of the pupils will,
be abnormal enough; in tempera
ment to make them difficult in the
schoolroom.
Terman suggests the following
points for observation. The list
might well be used by the teacher to
check on: Disturbance of motor con
trol, ovetmobility of facial muscles,
twitchings, spasmodic movements of
any kind, bad co-ordination, drop
ping things, jerky handwriting, in
ability to sit still, stuttering, bluster
ing, rapid speech, nail biting, chew
ing pencil, frequent requests to go
tfut." irritability, bad tejnper, laughs
lying or stealing, cruelty, finical hab
its, eccentricity or queerness. dis
turbed sleep, morbid fears, chronic
uneasiness, child an outcast, indica
tions of nervous exhaustion, associat
ed physical defects.
Good for Peristalsis.
' W. H. T. writes: "I regret to see
your O. K. on gum chewing. All
doctors do not agree with ou. "The
Habit of gum chewing has become so
widespread and Is indulged in so
constantly even in public places that
it would seem to be a menace to the
nervous system. It is offensive to
most persons of refinement. It de
tracts from' the good looks of our
women and girls. It would seem to
overdevelop the muscles of tha face.
Do consider esthetics as well as
physiology."
REPLY.
You make me say much mare than
I said1. When digestion is slow and
the stomach feels full chewing gum
gives relief. It does this by stimu
lating peristalsis and in some meas.
ure by promoting secretions. Poorly
poised, nervous people chew gum
just as they bite their finger nails.
Gum chewing 13 an effect with a
slight tendency to react as a cause.
Esthetics and pulchritude belong in
he beauty and behavior columns.
Love Not Taxable.
Rockefeller says that love Is a
greater possession than riches at
any rate it is not subject to. the fed
eral income tax. Norfolk Virginian
Pilot. -
Mara and the spooka!
Mapleton. Neb., April 8j.To the
Editor of The Bee: Skylarking with
Mara will be found rArt of a prob
lem than Professor Todd probably
foresee. Indeed, those wily agents
In 'Tartarus' Will put into the wire
less something nice to fit tha oc
casion. (See 2 Pet, Ssiln the orig
inal). Moreover, be it known that
Holy Writ is sponsor for the thought
that terra firm a is the only planet
with intelligent creatures thereupon
and will continue so to be until
man's redemption Is complete 1,000
years hence. Meanwhile, earth's
wiseacres will have plenty of
chance to demonstrate their own
kunwisdom, prior to hearkening to
the voice from heaven the Bible.
Since every question will finally re
solve itself into a Biblical one, how
wise to begin at once and examine
the sacred document in it's purity
aside from creedal bias.
Therefore, we conclude, that the
wizards of the air, will come in con
tact with the demons in earth's at
mosphere (tartarus), who will
oblige Interplanetary investigators
with some spurious razzle dazzle.
These minions of liardom are pro
ficient in sin-mongery for over 4.000
yeais. We prefer oyr information
from the unequlvical ivord of , in
spiratiorf. Like thewin-query of
V,.. AAA oama f rrtm ' thlft
Oracle tells ua that finite mind will 1
require eternity to fathon the origin, f ,
For "the aecre things belong jy
God, hut the. things which are r4
vealed belong to us and our rhlN
dren." Proper dignity and .propriety
will invoke the Scripture on such
a mighty theme. Since the Al
mighty Is from everlasting to ever- .
lasting and hia creation likewise In
finite, it is the quintessence of folly
in trv tn vah aiinh hciffhtS of SiOTV
.without acknowledging the testi-
mony of its autnor. we rememoer
Voltaire, the,-noted innaei, provi
dentially had "his old home turned
into a Bfin society, by reason of
the reaction of his Biblical arrows.
While he and his colleagues boasted
in- untrammeled freedom of
thoughts, they wVought crimes in
the French revolution which showed
its aour frrtit. '
JOSEPH OREIO. ,
-- Reasonable Excuse.
The Kansas Side baker who wai
fined for selling hii loaves .un
wrapped should have given the court
the excuse offered by a Chicago
baker last summer, who extenuated
a similar charge by explaining that
the wrappers got so dirty he was
ashamed to sell them. Kansas City
Staiv
tion, extreme suggestabilityj easily
led, excessive tiinidTty, misbehavior,
sex perversions, perverted tastes,
pickle eating, dirt eating, tiorose
ness, suflenness, obstinacy, jver-af-fectlonateness,
undue sensativeness
to praise or blame, over-onscien-tiousness,
Religiosity day dreaming.
DrexeVs
Slippers for
Children
delicate touch of the radical so dear to our na
tional heart. Dispensing with collars, why not tor cries at slight cause, undue emo
dispense with coats, vests, shirts, pantaloons
and the other inane trappings in which the mod
ern male enveils his more or less classic con
tour? A short lavender nightie coming, say, to
the knees, a wide pink silk sash, sandals, a clean
shave and a green parasol would be dainty and
comfortable attire for the hot weather. Legs
can be shaved with a safety razor as welt as
chins, so the hirsute need not hesitate. A pink
silk pair of panties under ihe nightie tan be
worn bv the prudish. Classically .yours.
G. V. B.
THE best bet for the presidential uomina
tion.is McAdoo. "O they-don't take him they 11
have to take me."
When You Get Tired of Overalls
(From the Chicago Jeweler.)
"My dear Mr, r' -, : If you ars con
templating something suitable for summer weir. 1
we would suggest pearls. We are enclosing cuts
which we feel sure will appeal fo you, all of
which we can reproduce in the finest quality of
imitation pearls, guaranteed 'proof against mois
ture of any kiiul'and at prices so reasonable that
they will no doubt fill a long felt want."--
"HARRY C. PHIBBS Will Discuss Wovlc
of Joliet Advertisers." Jolict Herald-News.
What do you mean ''Truth in Advertising?"
OCR TALKY ADMINISTRATIpN.
(From the Terre Haute StarS)
George Berg, superintendent of hatcher
ies for the Department of Conversation, is
" traveling the lake -regions of Indiana.
A GOOD argument against the theory that
man is descended from the monkey is the aver
age golfer. Now, -the monkey is nothing if not
imitative, buta golfer can watch a professional
Swing all day, without being able to imitaTe his
motions. No swing could be more obvious than
that of our canny friend, Joe MacMorran-; he
merely hauls off and hits the ball, which is all
that is necessary. Josephus weighs, when he is
eating well, i04 pounds, yet he knocks the ball
half a mile, or thereabouts. 1 v(
Twin Beds of Yesteryear.
(From the Diary of Samuel Pepys.) ,
" September 23d, 1695: We took horse, and
got early to Baldwk-k, where there was a fair,
and we put inr and eat a mouthful of porke,
which they made us pay 14d for, which vexed
me much. And so away to Stevenage, and staid
till a shower ,was over, and so rode to Welling.
We supped well, and had two bedf in the room,
and so lay single.
FOR watchdog of the Academy 'treasury, W.
H. C. of Wisconsin nominates one of his ad
vertisers, who asks that "Jno." be used as the
flst name of his sig instead of John, to save
space. , And want-ads five cents a line.
THE position of fuel administrator for the
Academy being vacant, we -are notifying Rus
ling Wood of New York of his appointment.
HOME BREWERS' CORNER. 1 '-
Diddle, diddle, dumpling, my son John,
Went to bed with his breeches oni
One shoe oft and one shoe on '
For he brewed a brew in a demijohn.
G. G.
GEN. CHEN is said to be financing the bol
shevist campaign in China. Chen must be
Chinese for chin. '
Winged Words.
Sir: My son, aged 20, is in his third year
in a certain state university. lie writes me that
he is still taking lessons in spelling; 'and adds,
"I tell you, dad, it makes me soar."
FATHER.
IT is the opinion of a lady reader that the
colored gentleman in Memphis who breathes
boIes in a handkerchief has nix on her steam
laundry. ' ,
SPEAKING OF BEST SELLERS AND BOOKS
WORTH READING
' Sir: Young ladies from State Normal School
going home for the week end, and discussing
, lessons for the coming week. ' 1
"Is that book of Scott's- very big?"
"About two hundred and fifty pages." y
"All poetry?" ' 1' '
"No, half poetry and half reading."
. ' . DE MERIDOR.
THE choir of the First M. E. church of De
catur includes Miss Dorothy Hoots. And not
unpleasantly.
HE GOT OFF EASY. j
(From the Gary Tribune.)
For sale, grocery ' and meat market.
Cheap, as owner is going to retire. Ten
years in the same place.
RIPON, says the announcement of a' concert
by the Ripon College Glee Club in Orchestra
Hall next Monday evening, Ripon is "the birth
place of the Republican party."
WHO was the Moses that brought down the
tablets! . B. L. T,
DAINTY styles in dressy
Patent Leather, Dull
Calf and White Canvas are
here in all the "new styles aud
shapes pf toe. Light and cool,
yet .made substantial enough
to give the greatest amount
of service. Bring the chil
dren in Saturday, when' they
are "out of school ; we give
them special attention on thi.:
day.
Sizes 2 to 5. $2.50
Sizes 512 to 8 $3.25
Sizes 8U to 11 $1.00
Sizes Hi2 to 2 $5.00
Young ladies', sizes, 2' to 7,
without straps ....$6.50
DREXEL
SHOE CO.
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1419 Farnam St.
FOR RENT
TYPEWRITERS
All Makes
Special rates to students.
CENTRAL
TYPEWRITER
. EXCHANGE
D. 4121. 1905 Farnam St.
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Is Your Reason for Not Owning a
VIGTROLA
One of Price?
x
Our Victrola purchase plan easy and economical
is open to everyone! Almost everybody ii buying
a Victrola by a series of monthly payments. You
4-ill find our quiet and strictly private demonstra
tion ,booth? a 1leasant place to alk over V ict jr
term.
Victrola X (Cabinet Style) $125
Records (Your Choice) . r,.$ 15
Terms $lQper Month $140
Most Complete Stock of Victrolas and Victor
Records in the City.
RECORD BUYERS
Have you been disappointed in getting yo ur favorite records? We use every means to
keep our record stock rooms filled with all available records, and while itlhas hsen impossi
ble to secure some of the records, we have convinced a great many of our customers that "if
you can't get it at Hospe's there's no use Tying elsewhere."
Here are some "old favorites" in stock rifcht now:
OLD FAVORITES
Hawaiian Selections I Violin Selections
74534 Alohoe Alma Gluck and Chorus
17701 Hawaiian Waltz, Medley
. Hawaiian Guitars
Kilema Waltz'. . .Hawaiian Guitars
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Instrumental Selections
35196 Memories of Home.
Love's Old Sweet Song "...
Violin, Flute, Harp
35509 Poet and Peasant, Overture No. 1
Poet and Peasant, Overture No. 2 '
Orchestra
35397 Clayton, Grand March
In Lilac Time
Military Band
35068 Over the Waves
Militaire Waltz
Sousa's Band
64817 Beautiful Ohio.
Kreisler
74051 Souvenir Elman
74583 On Wings of Song .Heifetz
74341 Meditation, from Thais Elman
Vocal Selections
f 631 When Irish Eyes are Smiling
.............. John McCormack
74420 Carry-Me Back to Old Virginia..
Alma Gluck and Quartet
74465 Listen to the Mocking Bird
Alma Gluck and Kellogg
8h08 Mighty Lak a Rose .
........... .F,arrar and Kreisler
89018 Home to Our Mountains (Trevator)
-' '. Homer and Caruso
1513
Douglas
Street
Everythingm AH and Music
The
Victor
Store
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CAR MORE
POWER
- ' ' "1,
"business is coop wank you"
NICHOLAS GASOLENES BURN CLEAN
A sluggish gasolene cannot vaporize fast enough
, to produce full engine power. Much ot it goes out
the exhaust and much' into the lubricating oil.
i Our Straight run gasolenes will explode entirely in
the cylinders-there is no waste and you get full
power. ' - "
Two good gasolenes:-
BLITZEN (Export Test) . .... .30c
, VULCAN (Dry Test) . . . .... . . 27c
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.Locomotive
and ', .-Auto Oils ' '
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