flrwiN SIOBIKl V LUCY ' V U mCH PEBKINS r J The Dutch Twins at Church. " They- all went into the church to gether, and an ofd woman led them to their scats. Kit and Kat sat one each side of grandmother. Grand father and Flther VcdMcr sat on the other side of the church with all the rest of the men. "You must sit very stilly and look 'straight before you," said grand mother. . Kit remembered the peppermints and sat up like a soldier. So did Kat. , , Frctty soon the schoolmaster came in and went up into thepulpit. He read a chapter, from the Bible, and then the dominie stood up iuthe pulpit and began to preach. He preached a long time. .Kit and Kat tried very hard to .sit still,, just as grandmother had .. Faid; but pretty soon their heads bepnn to nod. Grandmother gave . them each a peppermint. - They wakd up for a minute. But the dominie kept right on preach ing until they were both sound asleep with their heads on grand mother's shoulders-one' on each ..side; and i,t they had been awake to see, they might have thought that grandmother took a nap, too.v Toe sermon was sjj very long that a great many people went to sleep. So. W and by, the doniinie said: . "V'e will all sing the 91st psalm." Every borty woke up. . Grandmother opened the great .firo den clasos of her psalm book, and stood up with all the rest of the, people. She stood up quickly so tnat ,110 one would think she had been : asleep. She fogofthat the Twins were asleep, too, witlu their heads on her. shoulders That was why. v when she got up, Kit and Kat fell against each other and bumped their USdl' , r . , Thy forgot that they were in church. They said "Ow!" both together, and Kat began to cry. But grandmother said "Sh! sh!" and gave them each a peppermint; and v that made them feel miich better. Pretty soon the . schoolmaster came along with a little bag on the end of a long stick.- He passed it to ciich person. Kit and Kat each put in a penny, though Kit had a hard time to get his out of his pocket. Bit grandmother was ' so upset about the Twins getting bumped that she forgot and put in a peppermint instead. When church was over and they were out on the street again, grand mother said: "Now you are coming home with me to stay all night." ' - "Really and truly?" said the Twins.' '"'And may we go with gand fatlier to carry the milk in the morn ing?" 3. "Yes," said grandmother, "and Kit may drive the dog." , Kit jumped right up and down, he was so happy even if it was Sunday. , ' "May I, too? May I, too?" asked Kat. . "You are a girl' said grand father. You may ride . in the wagon." "Oh, I wish tomorrow would come right away," said "Kat. (All rights reserved bp Houghton Mifflin Company.) Tomorrow The Dutch" Twins vis it their grandmother. OO. 0. P. Woman to Speak ; Mrs. H. C. Sumney of the repub lican women's committee will ad dress the Woman's auxiliary of the Bnai-Brith Thursday evening in the Lyric theater building. bring bad tempers and bad health. Why? Because most mankind are shut -up in the house, or factory all winter and' do not have the opportunity to breathe "in good oxygen, the system i3 filled ,with toxins (rjoisons) and in conse quence one ' feels blue, tired and miserable, perhaps "aches all The very best way to get over. rid of the poisons and to build up for another and better day is to obtain a vegetable tonic, made without alcoholand known favor ably for over fifty years as Doctor Pierce's Golden Medical -Discovery. This will put vim, vigor, vitality, Into your blood. You will feel young and buoyant instead of old and " seedy." At this time of. the year people feel weak, tired, listless, their blood is thin, they have lived indoors and perhaps expended all their mental and bodily energy, and they want to know how to renew their energy and stamina, overcome headaches and back aches, have clear eyes, smooth, rudy skin, and feel the exhilef ation of real good health tingling thru their bodies. Good, pure, rich, red blood is the best insurance against ills of all kinds. You are apt to 6ufferJrom an attack of "Grip" if, your health is run down. Purify the blood and you can clefy Grip or " Flu." This is the time tarclean house and freshen up a bit i Get' the "Discovery" to-day in tablet o liquid form. Send Doctor Pierce's Invalids' Hotel, Buffalo, N. Y., 10 cents for trial package. ; -Why -Measles May Be dangerous i This is No. 3 of a series of advertisements, prepared by a com- ' ' petent physician, explaining how certain diseases which attack the air passages such as Pneumonia, Influenza, Whooping Cough, Measles or even a long continued Cold often leave ' I ' these organs in an inflamed, congested state, thus affording a favorable foothold for invading germs. And how Vick's Vapo Rub may be of value in this condition. Few of us escape measles it is one of the commonest of child hood diseases. Every mother mows the symptoms, but the nistake that most mothers make s in failing to realize that the :hild is not fully recovered after ihe eruption and fever disappear. The air passages are still inflamed ind if his inflammation is not :leared up, the air passages may be weakened, thus paving the way for pneumonia or serious lisease of the lungs. ' , Nightly applications-of Vick's TapoRub will aid , nature in elieving this inflammation. Be v use Vicksacts locally by stim ulation thru the sldn -to draw put the inflammation, attract the i blood away froni the congested jspots and relieve the cough. In iaddition, the medicinal ingre idients of Vicks are vaporized by the body heat. These vapors fcre breathed in all night long, l jfyapoRub 30c 60c bringing, the medication to beat directly upon the inflamed areas. Children's digestions are deli cate easily , disturbed . by toe much "dosing." Vicks, there fore, is particularly recommended since it is externMly applied and so can be used often and freely without the slightest harmful effects. ' Vicks should be rubbed in over the throat and. chest until the skin is red then spread on thickly and covered with -hot flannel cloths. Leave the cloth ing loose around the neck and the bed clotiies arranged in the form of a funnel so the vapors arising may be freely inhaled. If the cough is annoying, swallow a small bit of Vicks the size of a pea. Samples to new users will be sent free on request to the Vick Chemical Company, 233 Broad Street, Greensboro, N. C. lour Bodyguard -Against dbtds More Than l7 Million Jars Used Yearly v For Boys and Girls Woodcraft .for Outdoor The Lightest Kind, of Hammock. FRANCIS BOLT-WHEELER. Sleeping on hike trips is always a difficulty. . In books, and outing magazines'it is treated as a simple matter, but it' is a long way from beinpf as simple as it looks. Most city boys arc used to beds. The ground is hard and knobby. If a fallow doesn't get a good sleep, he's not fit for much the next day. H.he sleeps badly for two or three nights in succession, then his hike is going to do him more harm than good. Sleeping on the ground in a blanket isn t for those who aren't used to it. The spruce-branch bed is all right if there are plenty of spruces. Th stake-spring bed is good if you're "a wonder with an axe and have a -couple of hours to spare. A cot is too heavy to carry. A canvas hammock is bulky and. the strings will tangle. Here's a simple and""' light ham mock. You need two pieces of wood about two feet long, deeply notched and with a stout iron hook stoutly affixed. In addition to this you need two balls-of heavy hauling line (any tough thin rope willldo) a piece of heavy fish-net and a naH of string. Deciding to stop your hike for the night, pick out four trees in the form of a rough square. The nearer they are as long as they're far enough apart to stretch the ham mock the better. Tie your ropes to , the side tree,. Pull them to gether with the hooked sticks, not forgettitif: to pass these sticks through the loops of the fish net, which has already been thrown un der and over the two ropes. Run the string through both the . upper aad under sides of the fish net, where they join at the side rope and lash them to the rope. Last of" all, lash the ends of the hooked sticks to the side ropes, after pulling as taut as you can, and your hammock is made. , v - If afraid of the weather, once more take out the ball of string. Tie a string between each of the two end trees as high as you can reach and then run a string from one to the other. Throw a piece of oiled silk, or even thin oilcloth, over this string and you hav a tent. If hot weather and mosquitoes are plenti ful, do the same trick, only fasten to it a mosquito net, made of cheese cloth. Bear in mind, it's. a whole lot easier to do things with string than with an axe. Tomorrow: Leaving Winter Be- hind. ForJ3oys toiake Handicraft One-Boy-Power Car GRANT M. HYDE. ." "I wish, Uncle Bob, that I knew how to build a really truly auto mobile. Not a baby car, but alittle "car that I could ride in." "Did you ever heard of a 1-B. P. Push-O-Oar, run by a one-boy power motor? I'll tell you how to build it, and it will be a motor-car whose gasoline mileage will not Worry you. I'll give you just a sketch idea and you may design your own model. "For a chassis, take the wheels and axfes from a small wagon or baby-carriagc. If the traces that hold the axles are not strong enough, replace them with boards cut and fitted with king-pins, like those used on a double-runner bob sled. Then space the axles apart to give the proper wheelbase per haps 6 or 8 feet and build the car frame of two 2x4's running from end to end of the car. Brace the frames with 2x4 crosspieces at the ends and fasten the axle frames se curely to" them. "Build the motor hood of lumber What Do You Know? (ITere! a cbanee to make Tour wits worth money. Each day The Bee will uiDUBn a series or quotations, prepared v Superintendent H. . Beveridre of the public ochools. They cover things which you should know. The first eoniplete list of correct answers received from an Oma ha reader of The Bee will be rewarded by (Si ; the first from outside of Omaha will win the same. The answers and the Bines of the winners will be nublished on the day indicated below. Be sure to Rive your views and address In full. Address "Uueion Lditor," Omaha Bee.) By T. H. BEVERIDGE. 1. Name the five American peace commissioners at Ghent in 1814. 2. In . what Wat did Lincoln serve as a soldier? 3. What three countries con stituted the Holy Alliance? 4. Who first introduced Leap Year into the c91endar? 5. Where is the United States naval academy? (Answers Published Saturday) SATURDAY'S ANSWERS. Sixteen. West Point, New York. Six. Woolworth building, New York City.- ' ' No correct answers were received. I'M THE GUY! By R. H. ALLIE. I'M THE GUY who gives waiters big tips, but never pays his bills. Why shouldn't It It's1 my money. I've got to tip him. Might as well tip him big.' ' What difference does it make to yerti? 'I can't help it if you don't like'itj or that it upsets the waiter s ideas of value and makes him" dis dainful of smaller, offerings. What do I care if you think I can't afford it,and ought pay it out in debts'instead of rips. That's my business. It's too small to pay a bill, and giving a big tip makes the waiter think me a sport and other folks that I'm rich. - I can't , help it, if you're one of those I owe.v That's your worry. Besides, I dsnjt see why you're in a rush. If you don't like it, that's up to you. I'll pay my bills when I want to and tip the waiter what I want, even though it upsets his tip ideas. If you object, forget it; don't watch me do it or be patient about the bills. ' -. Say Mrs. Jbslyn Plans to - Build Two Auditoriums Friends of Mrs. George A..Jos lyn said yesterday she plans to build two' public auditoriums on the ground she recently purchased be tween Twenty-second aiid Twenty fourth streets and Dodge street and Capitol avenue. One of the build ings would be large enough to ac commodate big public gatherings and the Other would be used for music and art purposes, it was said. . t Mrs. Joslyn would neither - af firm nor deny the reports. 1 , Divorce Court Divorce Petitions. Ssrah Mooney against Vharles, Mootiey, cruelty. y Cyrns Ashton against Thclma Ashton, extreme rreulty. tirace Naur's against Nat J. Xauss, ex treme cruplty. Mark Turner against Lucy Turner, de sertion. ('harks Itnwsley against' Jcll Howsley, extreme cruelty. t Divorce Decrees. Charles F. Rankin from Edna nankin, desertion. Theresa Zimmerman from Albert Zim merman, cruelty. , -.t'annie Hublnstlnj from, Frank Eubtn. WHY? do we wake up in the morning? (Copyright, 1!0, bythe "Wheeler Syn dicate, Inc.) The human body "goes, to sleep" in onlcr that the heart and the brain have time to ouild up the portions of the body which have been used up during the day, by .exertion of one kimi or an other. . Generally speaking, the brain acts as sort of an alarm clock which wakens us when the pro cess of re-building has been com pleted and it is for this reason that persons who have been un duly fatigued sleep longer than those who have taken but little exercise. The process of awak ening is principally due to two factors the necessary amount of rest and habit. The former Being the stronger of thetwo, perse who are quite tired when they re tire find it difficult to wake up at .their accustomed time, though an equal amount of fatigue uoon go ing to bed each night will ' soon enable one to acquire the habit of arising at the same hour, no matter how early or late this may be; The process 'of natural awakening, therefore, is merely the result of being completely rested in all pars of the body even though certain muscles may appear fatigued through unusual exertion on the proceeding day. cr sheet iron, modeling it on the lines of your favorite car. Fbr a seat, nail boards crosswise on the frame, and work out back and sides to give, the streamline you want. Put inJa footrcst. The platform for the pusher is behind the seat. - ?The steering wheel is a small cartwheel or the bclt-whcl of an eld sewing machine, fastened to a length of iron pipe. Ropes from the two ends of the front axle pass through screw eyes in the footrest and wind about a wooden pulley on, the nd of the steering column. Use your ingenuity ias to accessories. Lamps may be made of the cases of old alarm clocks; or oijift cups. A gong, or a bicycle hoxn may be rigged up under the s hood. You midht have canvas fenders. "Two boys are needed to run the Push-O-Car.' One rides and steers; the other runs behind and pushes, then kneels oil the platform. For slow speeds in heavy traffic,"1 the latter sits - facing backward and pushes' with his feet. Above all, don't forget to take turns as mo tor." , -(Tomorrow: The Parry in Fenc ing.) . Talk Street Improvements Street improvements now pending before the city council will be dis cussed by the Southwest Improve ment club at a meeting this evening at 8 at 832 South Twenty-fourth street. TRIBUTE PAID TO MEMORY OF OMAHA TOSTOFFICE HEAD Leading Citizens of City Attend Funeral "or Charles E. Fanning. High tribute to the memory of Charles E. Fanning, Omaha post master, his worth as a citizen and his services to the church, was paid at the- funeral held yesterday after- noon at 3 in the home, 5010 Dodge street. . The popularity and esteem re flected 'the loyalty he gave to his friends through 36 years of resi dence in Omaha, was attested by the presence of friends and acquaint ances in all walks of life from the city and state. There were among hose who paid their last respects, city and federal officials, judges, lawyers, contractors and humble workmen who knew and worked with Mr. Fanning when he came to the city years ago- to engage in the street paving business. Senator Sends Regrets. Senator G. M. Hitchcock, life long friend of Mr. Fanning's, sent a telegram to members of the fam ily expressing regret at his inability to be present at the funeral. v One of themost impressive and striking evidences of the high re gard in which Mr. Fanning was held by those who knew him well as a man and with whom he was as sociated through the years he served as postmaster, was indicated in the" presence of,, more than ISO mail carriers of the local postoffice, who, in the grey uniforms of the service, marched two abreast to the home. They were accompanied by a large number of clerks and other federal employes, -Services Are Brief. The services at the home were brief, Father D. Sinne of St. Mary Magdalene church blessing the body, after which it was borne through the ranks of mail carriers and conveyed to the Hoffman under taking establishment. Requiem high mass was said at the church yester day morning at 8. " The funeral party left last eve ning for Washington, " D. C, Mr. Fanning's birthplace, where inter ment will take place in,the Congres sional cemetery. . t The pallbearers were J. C. Daht man, I. J. Dunn, Dan Butler, Louis J. Piatti, Hugh Murphy, jr.; W. J. Mcttlin, Patrick McGovem and Robert J. Tate. The honorary pall bearers were: Frank T. Rausom, Albert S. -.Ritchie, C. L. Thomas, J. I. VVoodward, Everett Buckingham. J. C. Sharpe, Harry B. Zimman and Roy N. Towl. 6,000 Wrong Addresses . Hold Up Discharge Papers It was announced at the Omaha recruiting office yesterday that 6,000 discharge certificates of for mer service men are1 on file in the office of the zone finance officer at Washington and cannot be de livered on account of missing or in correct addresses. Former service men, it was an nounced, can'bbtain prompt action on any matters they may have to take up with the government oy -tiressing Col. Matthew C, Smith, Washington. ' j Won't Give Individuals Notice t)n Electric Signs . City commissioners yesterday ro- y fusd to act on a request from the Chahiber of Commerce that all bust- . ness firni9 be given individual no tice regarding the ordinance against overhead horizontal advertising signs, which goes into effect August 1. The firms will be expected to re move the horizontal signs without further notice; it was announced. After August 1 'only vertical signs, or signs flat against the wall of the building, wijl be permitted. Pa says if? Istoodojia mountain of Post TOASXIES meat my -way to the bottom 7ft it , . , , , ; I TTios. F. Otley, Pret! CHICAGO. jj-LINOIS B INSURED PAINT means longer -life and absolute protection against decay. That's -why Fullerton Paint is made of such high 7 quality products. That's why you get a written insurance policy that guarantees 5 years service with every can You are invited to try SILK-TOKB "The Beautiful" Flat 'Wall Finish.Jt sure will please you. 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' Find Out About Our Budget Plan IT literally "finds" the money with which to pay for your New Edison. , It is our' response to the need for good music in every home. As Mr. Edison so truly says, good music is a ne cessity not a luxury. Come in. Learn how the x Budget Plan works how it can be applied in your case. Every family should have a monthly budget for living ex penses. This budget should in clude an item for home enter tainment and culture. This item will provide you with your New Edison and a selection of new Re-Creations each month. Some people do not buy their New Edisons until the have saved up the full price out of their spare cash. This makes music a ' luxury. Mr. Edison sayS it is . a necessity. Practi cally all other authorities agree that good music is necessary to make "your house a cultured home where you love to dwells There is only one phonograph which is capable of sustaining the test of direct comparison with living artists. It is v 2& NEW .EMS "The Phonograph with .a Soul' Let u send your instrument to day. v Make up your budget and pay accordingly. Come into our store write or telephone. Let us show you what a com mon sense thing this Budget Plan is how it brings your New Edison a thousand times nearer. . EDISON SHOP SHULTZ BROS - Owners V 313 South Fifteenth Stree J