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E if: u!fi 1 'The' Omaha Bee DAILY (MORNING) EVENING SUNDAY TH1 BEE PUBUSHma COMPANY. PROPRIETOR NELSON B. DPPUCK. PREBiPENlf - "v MEMBERS OF THE ASSOCIATED PRES3 i .1. t. Te Aeaoetalad Press, ef wale TtM Bee Is a Mate, to as- . ' 1 ' elualraly entitled lo Uw tic for sublloetloa of ell sews dlipetchae ..,eredlad lo II if not otaerwtet credited la tala paper, ud alee - . lb local news publlehed serein. Ail rtrtta o( puolicMloa af our epeelal dianainhaa an alas marred .. . - BEE TELEPHONES! . . U, Privet Branch Eichtnie. Atk for the TVr1e 1 fWil, Hi Department or ParUcular Pareoo Wantas, I jrlCr lUUV For Night and Sunday Service Calh Bdltarlal Department . . . Tyler 1000L Circulation Department - . . . Tyler ICKKL Adrertlsuig Beparuuent -- Tyler 1008L OFFICES, OF the bee s " Hon Office, Baa Building, lTta. and ramaav . Rraaoh OffloH: Amos alia North 34th Park Mil LeaTenworth Benaoa 1114 Military Ate. South Bid ' 431g N 8L Council Blurts IS aoott St Walnut , 111 North 40th Out-af-Town Officeai Kew Tort Offlca Ms Fifth Are. I Westitiuwa 1SU O it Chlcaco Hteier DWf. I Lincoln 1SS0 H St, it- . - I iti III v JANUARY CIRCULATION i f . Daily 65,351 Siinday-63,976 Arer aie circulation for the month subeoribed and sworn to by B, B., Basan. ClrculaUoa Manager. Subscribers leaving tae city ahould hava The Baa nailed to them. Addreaa changes aa often aa required. You should know that, ' ' v Nebraska ia the second statfln the union in point of yalue of manufac tured output per employe. . "a 3 ,i J Merchants Market Weelcwill bV hummer. J; English will remain the official language of Nebraska. Suppose Italy' decline's to accept the latest 7inal settlement" what then? , Peary had a definite su'm, and accomplished It That is a lesson or the boys. ' t ill ; A million-dollar prairie fire is reported from Argentina. Such a thing was possible once in II',, Atthe rate filings' are heirie riiade the primary ticket will be full, no matter how the voters stand. ' -J i.r , ' Award of road buildine contracts reminds jj te pirblic that spring is not far away and that ij! better highways are coming. y ;: A Government ownership '. of a . merchant j marine is almpst as -bothersome .as government management of the railroads. 1 . : T A world-wide farmers conference is nro. posed. 'Irwill be inte?estingrit only to show the variety of agriculture tinder the sum Senator Sherman's reference to the fjivye.r as an "international, pest" might lead ,someN one to suspect that he does not like the little Henry. rV Friday the 27th has been fixed is tHe dat jjor a final decree in thrTpackers case. As they j already know theN worst, the suspense is not i Irittinrr '. - ' .:. :': A ?.'., i - '. i , i, Sugar brokers rounded up, by "Prother-in Law Tommy" Allen have (lipped through a hole in the net, but this does not help. the house wife thyrJ ' " '';''''.- A local packer explains 'that there are rea sons why dressed meat does not come down when the price of live animals slumps. One is thatjt doesn't. , ' . y The American Legion knows where it is at, and wants to know where the members of congress stand on the bonus Question. The boys are right.' ' - ' " , -r ' ' A new angle is givenihe hold-up game when bandits break into a union trail and loot the s?: members arathered there. Prayer meetings -.)! mav be next on the list. ' I w it is just a Coincidence that the attorney who is trying to get overtime pay for .2,000,000 transport workers is-'named Goldenhorn. He is trying to blow one. , Petitions lire' out to place the name of Wil- ;f;.liam Jennings Bryan on the ballot as delegate- ! at-large ' from Nebraska to San Francisco, Ij which means that a perfectly lovely row is !i brewing in-the democratic' camp. ill - ' ' ' ' jll "Ji'n" Dahlman can tell the railroad detec J tives some of 'the ancient as well as the modern 'always of doing business with desperadoes. As i, sheriff of a cowboy community he learned a lot jfi Of things that are not set down in books. Jt . ! ' ' ' ''Si w A resident of Platte county has just found J; out that citizenship in the -United States is : worth something. ' He sought exemption as an alien while the war was on, and now learns that his condition is permanent. He can never II! be a voter. A land that is worth living in is ! worth fighting for. v , Direct Primary and Townleyim , ' i' . In North Dakota n Independent Voters .association has been former! to fight the social jj ism of Mr. Townley's famous Nonpartisan !J league, . The -association held a state conven ,S tion the other day. It is going to call a state t mace rvuiv(nf!rtn rf all voters, democratic or !Jl republican, opposed to Towrueyjsm, and in that. l; body candidates will be nominated, in Minne- j sota, dangerously infected by Townleyism, a Sound Government league has" been formed to if, unite all voters averse to Townleyism and com- 1, bat the elaborate system of radical propagand as ism of the Nonpartisan league. It is noticeable ,;4that the Minneapolis Tribune, while heartily Mi approving the aimV of the Sonnd Government i league, fi ids in the direct primary the tource ;ii of the success of sinister and revolutionary or 1 ganizations in Minnesota . 5: The mere fact thajt we have the Sound Gov-, Internment league, is proof that the unpartisan .: oaUical situation in this state i.s not prepared M K and liot, capable of resisting the progress of Jallacious, mischievous, "un-American sentiment :'r ind attivity. . . . In our elections in this ifltate there are only candidates tocare aoout, t' IT and "things" issues have no- opportunity to I i'tion.'. .'Disorganization and demorali t iation within the old parties,' due to the direct f .i? primary, have been taken advantage of by mis- it 2 cnievous ana dangerous movements seexing to toccupy the field with the compact organization which the national parties have abandoned, t The fesi)lt was inevitable. The consequences uhave been disastrous. v f - 'fThus that great, "reform" and only genuine rgan of "the wHl of the"eopIe" has paralyzed i the two great parties of Minnesota and worked 'i to the advantage of socialists andtniscell&neous 'radicals, and to. tight these sr volunteer stat .anventioa ia resorted to. -New York Time 3 MI8TAKEN LABOR POLICY. ' , Opposition to the pending railroad law be cause it guarantees a return to capital invested is "shortsighted. The policy may not be -the wisest, but the expedient has been adopted as a measure of justice to the. owners ot; the toads. In effect, it makes sure thai each dollar of rail road capital shall have its wages, not at the current rate of pay, but at a figure that does not include either -extravagance or starvation, When private 'concerns are borrowing at 8 per cent and selling stockn a basts of 6 to 7 per cent, if doesjiot seem unreasonable that cap! Al 1 J . . . ui crupiuyca m me most important ot our great national industries should be assured return of Sri per cent. The first big problem for the owners of the roads is to secure ; money 'whereby topay for imiJroyjements, extensions and bettermejits; to restore thejvornout rails and box cars, to renew engines and other equipment, and to carry on the business. Ihis money will not be forth coming unless it is made plain to the investor that sonie return is certain.. 'A dollar can not be made to work, any more fhan a" man, in fact not so easily. And if capital stnkes against the railroads, trt result will be as serious as if the brotherhoods should quit.- To assert that ' this act makes the public and labor subservient to capital" is begging the question, the cheapest sort of pettifoggery. All r.ne capital empioyea in me transportation in dustry is owned. by the public, of which the great railroad brotherhoods and all other labor, organized and unorganized, are part Immense sums of money so engaged are obtained through various fiduciary institutions,- savings banks, insurance companies and the like, in which the savings of t,he workers are placed to earn -the wages of money,, which is the interest. Money must work, hd it will go where condi tions are best for its employment The pend ing railroaH measure fOnly seeks to provide for atime tljat capital employed in the industry ha fair wages, the same as the men. Labor's leaders, having espoused the cause of government ownership, , may be expected to press their case with, all zeal, but they are making a mistake when they resort -to such superficial methods as are employed in the present instance. v Robert Edwin Peary. Another of America's truly great men has gone on, leaving behind him a record of ac complishment that ..will endure. The simple statement that Robert Edwin Peary, who has just died, was first to reach the North pole, to stand ''at the very top of the world,, does riot suggest the tremendous effort and sacrifice involved.- Yet it 'does contain Hhe truth that will keep the name of Peary alive while men inhabit the globe and study its composition. ,.. The controversy springing front the false claps -made by Dr. Frederick A. Cook threw a shadow over Peary'si-achievement, but he emerged from that ' well and thoroughly vin dicated,. although the enthusiasm' that, would have attended his announcement ordinarily was diminished by the bitterness of the . contest. Those who championed Peary have been up-, lifted and those who accepted the Cook claims have been confounded by later events. Ste- Mansson, the most persistent and painstaking of 'all Arctic explore'-s, although not seeking the pole itself, has- corroborated many details and corrected some of the Peary observations. 'while quietly announcing certain 'facts that prove Cook to have made many untrue state ments, some of them mistakes he could not have made had he, been anywhere afar the loca tions he undertook to describe. Peary's achievement, spectacular as it was, did not contain the elements of tragedy that distinguished the rival dash of Ahmundsen and Scott tor the South pole. In tact, nothing in all the history of such ventures quite compared .yHth the story of Robert Falcon Scott and his companions. In the quiet life of his closing -years Admiral Peary had all the satisfaction ot,knowing that' his work 4was recognized, his attributions to science appraised as well as they. might be under existing conditions, ancj with full honor and credit he went along to join a glorious company 6f pioneers and ad venturers in "that undiscovered country from whose bourne no traveler returns." Hitchcock and Nebraska. '- The newspapers of the state, under the duty of publishing the facts as they find them, report much whetting ot knives among Nebraska democrats, preparatory to a finish fight; over the instructions to be givenNthe Nebraska dele gation to the democratic national convention. I , While some republicans may consider? any ruction in the democratic camp grist tor their mill, The Bee prefers to view the incipient dis turbance . with a broader spirit. Ihe tteeyis a republican newspaper, of independent tenden cies. vIt believes that the national interests at this time are best to be servecyby the election of a republican president But it is also a Ne braska newspaper, with faith in Nebraska and with pride in Nebraska s sons. It feels that thatpride is legitimate and something which might well imbue all Nebraskans, even Ne braska democrats. Consequently, if The Bee were "disposed to imagine itself a democrat for a moment, it could hot join in any campaign to keep from Senator Gilbert M. Hitchcock the vote of Nebraska's delegates in the 'democratic convention. ' V Senato Hitchcock was born in Nebraska, grew to manhood in this state and however politically misguided he may have been has come to a position of power and prominenc in his party through his ability and personal cnarm.1 The attainment of such a position is of interests Nebraskans as Nebraskans, is something which can be said of no other democrat new, a candidate for the party's presidential nomination and it should count for something with Nebraska 'democrats. Holland also has , some .V "interpretative reservations" in accepting the League of Na tions covenant. Looks like Uncle Sam is not peculiar in wanting to know just where he is going. ' Texas is inclined to lineup back, of Joseph Weldon Bailey, which indicates that "Jim" Slayden may have a ' come-back yet And, where does Albert; Sidney Burleson get off? V The Earl of Reading is understood to have declined the vacant post of ambassador at Washington. Thelace is not io, attra'ctive as it once waa, , v Railroad "men are not so-interested Jn a law that keeps Wages from gojnir down as in one that keeps them going up . , -THE BEE: OMAHA, SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 21, 1920: Labor Shoutd Heed the Warning From the Baltimore American. Whatever else may happen, labor seems de termined that it shall lose none 'of the ground itgained through the war emergency of the nation. If this position shall be successfully maintained, prices will remain crystallized at the present level. That is, until something more fundamental than the edicts of labor unions shall become operative. Labor - is dependent upon one thing employment Wheij. labor ceases to be an asset to society it becomes a urdev. Capital, also, comes to be unemployed aiip unproductive, out it has resources ana iaoor does not; it can afford to weather an era of de pression and take its losses; labor must either be employed or suffer poignantly. In the pres ence of an industrial crisis all the finely spun theories and hard-built-un nreroeatives of labor organizations fell to the ground. A school of desperation holding to a doctrine of despair has sprung-up in these latter days that goes under the general name of bolshevism. This 'might be turned to. but. unfortunately, the workers of America have, come to be capitalists; to Own their own homes; to own bonds and bank ac counts and to have provided investments ot one tfr another kind. .There are enough so fixed to make impossible he adoption of bolshevism in any case, for that is set for the direct destruc tion of wages as commonly understood in this country. I he threat of bolshevism could Hold no terrors for the United States. Here it could stand only for group-outlawry, to be treated ex actly iixe any other kind ot outlawry. - : me moor organizations, therefore, would do well to do some clear thinkinc? before thev seek to control thepolitical parties by their interest vote. Such a position for interest only is thor oughly un-Amencan. It does not tit into the American system of party politics. It could be justified only in the exrjectation of the cttz- lioil of a labor nartv cuVh aa anncar tn hr unon r-:. . . . , . . r - ---. :-. . r . tne onnic ot taking over the administration ot England out ot the hands of the coalition gov ernment Had the United States established coalition government at the time of going into the" war, a course that had strong espousal, the foundation would have been laid, for a labor party as in England. As matters "stand, there is no foundation- for anything of the sort The American skilled worker has no taste for the segregation of himself and fellows into a labor camp. He looks upon his daily toil as a means of subsistence and his connection with a union as protective of the same. But he is far from willing to have the men who eovern his union control his entire destinies. Nor is he to be led into the delusion that his organization is the thing of supreme interest to the country. . He is, first of all an American and not a union man with internationalism as the dark shadow Hail ing at the skirts of the unions in politics. It is all right for -the Federation ot Labsr to ques tion all candidates for office, to ascertain their labor views. J.t would not be difficult for any one of them to answer favorably in general terms. As for .specific commitments, the very nature and reach of labor legislation and legis lation bearing upon labor makes impossible for such commitment to be made in terms that would be it all binding. Then" it would develop I upon a group ot labor autocrats to administer punishment upon candidates. Here is where the ndeoendent American citizen would break loose from the assumptions of a few-interfering in the field of his privilege. Coneresman Frederick H. Gi left, sneaker of the house, says that with which 90 per cept of the men in organized, labor will agree, namely, that when labor unions ko so far as to threaten for their owfn advancement, to stoo the wheels of the railroads and to close the output of the mines, without which the whole industrial or ganization would collapse, they, in turn, are ex ercising power that no govejment would per mit. It becomes a Question whether a combina tion df the employed is not more threatening to trie business lite ot the country than a,com- Dination or tne unemployed.. : , What does he mean by more -threatening? He leaves no doubt when he gives warning that the country is facing a financial panic similar to that of 1893, unless all shall.work together. The basis for this condition lies in the matter that is wholly out of the control of labor to effect by its self-interest program, namely, the float ing debt of $4,000,000,000 in treasury certificates. Unless co-operation prevents the crisis and panic shall come, where will be the house of cards of the labor organizations? These have power only in time of prosperity. They are su pine in time of adversity. Let them isolate themselves from the sympathies of their fellows in the great body of consumers, and precipitate ' inereoy a panic, ana see now mucn sympatny they will receive when they are in the midst of the debris of business for which they will be held responsible. It is fine talk, this nonsense about a labor" vote, cast for labor,, but, unfor tunately for the short-sighted labor leaders, it does not accord either with the American basic political conditions or conditions for economic welfare.. ' - . , - Significance of Life We do not know what the present year shall bring to us, whether it shall be filled with sweet fulfillments and those things that color life in bright, cheerful tones, or whether it shall bring jsnly (disappointments and gray clouds. Fo'many of us the next 12 months will be a mixture of joy and grief, brightness arid sadness, of disappointments and realiza tions. But it takes just such combinations to make us understand something of the signifi cance of life. We learn to aonreciate our bless- f jngs when they take their night more than at any other time, and the knowledge that the brilliancy of life's sun must be tempered by shadows helps us to make the most oi the sunny days, we cannot expect to experience only the brightness of life 'during the year that is just beginning to exist; the gray days must come and the clouds gather, sometimes with little warning, but such conditions arenot typi cal of any one life. There is always a little sunshine just behind the clouds to be hared by all alike, notwithstanding the fact that for while at least it oes not seem to be" evenl; divined, me longer we live the harder our problems are likely to become, and the anxieties of one year run over into'other years and often create new conditions to be taken into consid eration and disposed of Charleston News and Courier. ITOIVAV The Day We Celebrate. Ross;-B. Johnson, Nebraska Telephone com- yanv. uui ii iooi. t r K. S. Horton. attornev.tbo'rn 1866. V William H. Garratt, assistant general freight agent Uniort Pacific, born 1857. ' T. L. Davis, vice president First National bank, born 1882. . trnest A. Nordstrom of Nordstrom Gram comoanv. born 1878. Hampton L. Isarson, "president of the Ameri can Bar association, born in Philadelphia 68 years ago. Thomas Sterling, United States senator from South Dakota, born in Fairfield county, Ohio, 69 years ago. , Brander Matthews, noted author and educa tor, born in New Orleans 68 years ago. Otto H. Kahn.N eminent New York financier and philanthropist, born in Mannheim, Ger- manyk years ago., t Thirty Years Ago in Omaha. - " ' TheAmerican Live Stock Commission om-i any made arrangements to open an office in outh Omaha under the management -of A. P. Brainard of the Kansas City office. ' v Mr. Charles D. Suthoen stive a recentioh atl his residence, Highland Place, to thexsons ofJ Umaha. . - . A Martha Washington social wis riven bv the Epworth league in the South Tenth M. E. church. ' - - Bishop Newman left'ibr New York to abr tep(La meeting of biihoj . ' 1 What Shall I Be? Answered Air Boy to ' , A Hotel Manager. By R, 8. ALEXANDER. "Front! "Show this gentleman into a room, office, and job as a hotel manager." ..How would VOU like to hear jinm hotel owner give the bellboy that oraer ana know that you were the "gentleman?" You will never hear it Hotel nianagershipsVome as the result of hard persistent work. Take an invfcntorv of vntir1f h 5 fore you go into the hotel business and see-if you have the following assets: 1. Are you honest. There are more chances tole crooked in the hotel business than in aii other bus iness under .ythe sun. If you simply can't keep .your fingers off other people's property, stay out, of the business. 2. Are you naturally- rude -or ab rupt? Courtesy is the first requisite of the hotel man. The standing joke j about the supercilious hotel clerk is 35 34 a joke because eourtcsy is the thing 55 f most desired and expected 32. Noodle far, Traced this x heath Draw from r.nd. m ' ft I iiiu . i count on it though you will have to start at the bottom and work up. You can get further information by writing to one of the big hotels or to one of the magazines published for hotel men. You can get the names and addresses of such maga zines from ydurjpcal hotel man ager. jCMonday: Reed what Miss Beard has to say about "Porky." hotel clerk. You'll find there is no group of business men so willinir to give you your money s worth and a nine more as tne successtul hotel men. . Have -you the -disnosition to serve? When you go to a hotel the thing you pay tor is service Der sonal service. Of course, vou want uopyrignt, the bed son the tood clean, but most oi tne service you demand is the personal service of. the employes. If they give it grudgingly .or half heartedly, you won t go- back if you can avoid 4t 4. Are you ugly Good looks count in this business. Nothing so disgusts a nerson as to be waited on by somtf one whose physical appear ance is repulsive, ihis does not mean that you have to take a beauty prize to break into the hotel busii ness, but it does mean that you must look neat and attractive. First impressions count. j Most persons in the hotel business break in by the bellboy rbute. If you are a littleolder and have some skill at figures or with a pen, you 4 may be put in the auditing room or in charge ot handling he keys. You General Pershing. Council Bluffs, la., Feb. 18. To the Editor of The Bee: It is true tha,t the-iNebraska people have an excel lent man in the person of Gen. John J.. Pershing, and there can be no question aa to he and General Wood belng'men of a high type, but they both are men of military training and choice, one through the channel of our national academy, West Point, the other-through volunteer service and through which he, too, chose the. profession, but also la a splendid man. But the question arises do we now need this class of men to fill our national executive chair? These men are thinkers and men of action, but the thinking and action has been THE away from the thinking and action along civil and especially economic lines, and right here is where objec tion is found, and raised in regard to placing this profession, military, which in its place is absolutely neces sary as these two men have proven. Therefore, we wish to congratulate the Citizens of Nebraska in their loyalty and respect to General Per shingas a "native son," but there is room in all this to speak a word re garding Gov. Frank O. Lowden, an astute business man as well as a splendid war governor, and -withal a man of large affairs. The official records of Illinois bears evidence of Mr. Lowden's splendid abilities, po litically, economically, as well as Jgocially, being a man who loves, as Lincoln did. to mingle with the wholfe DeoDle. and a man whom we believe bears that other great virtue, namely, "With malice toward none and charity for all." Let me suggest that when Nebraska has exhausted her convention's activities looking to General Pershing;s candidacy ana finds he cannot be the man, then Nebraska can do no better than to throw Its Unanimous support y vjov ernor Lowden. ' . y.J.'M. OTJRSLER. JUST IN JEST. "Money makea the' mar go, remarked tha quota tlontat. , "Knt whan Charley neta hia money. rejoined young- Mri. Torkina, . with a algt Waehlnfton 6ty. y 'DMn't vou ahudder. Rastuer- aa you eat down those Germans, man . after "Man after man? Teasah, when that llve man got after thla man ah ehud dah'd tlir-ee witla!" Home 8otor. " "What does my little man want to buy today candy? aakea me Kinaiy anop keener aa the little boy entered. 'You' bet I do!" waa tha reply, "but I've got to buy aoap!" London Tlt-Blta. . "I want you to meet Miaa Smith. She was tha moat ponular Ctrl at colleire. "Beany, you Know, i aon-t neueva care to meet anyone ae iiomely aa that!" Life.- "Well, the world" war Is over officially.' "Ten. Aa I Understand It now. there la nothing left or it except tha war be tween the United States and Germany." Loulavjila Courier-Journal. "Did you tell her that smoklnr l.n't allowed 7' . Tea." t . , , . "Did yon point-out tha notice?" "Tea." "Well, what did she do?" "Lit her cigaret wlth It" London Tit. BIU. .. . "Rather a spicy, case ta"be!ni trie In one or ins locu couria. "A SO-mlnute klaa ts featured." - xesT" "Demonstrated, did you say?" No; merely toeeed to. and fro by tha opposing lawyers, but soma of hbes ilntera." Birmingham Age-Herald. In a certain town. Defora nrnhiHitinn a preeycher met the "village soak." Mr. Alaop," said he, "tdon't fcnow when I have been ao pleaaed aa yoiterdav. V on aaalng you at our evening aarvlce." TJie reprobate appeared dazed, then his faca cleared. -''Well" . Weill" he rasped, "so that's . where I waa lunt ,!,.., . DOT PUZZLE. What Shall I 12 13 Answered for Girls The Statistician. BT. CAROLINE M. WEIRICH. ' "Well, daughter, I've at last foun4 a position.that will be iust the thing for you," said Dr. Baird one night at the dinner table. "How would you like to be our Assistant Hos pital Statistician?" "Why, father, I don't even know what a statistician is." "Many people have no idea of the real meaning of the profession. Just forget about hat word, statistician, for a moment. What we need is a girl with mathematical ability. She 14 it) 22 2S r 2i 2b 20 V 27 5V Ao 28 4i 3? 3oV must be able to work with figures and, she must learn ta-compare the facts and figures of this year with those of last year by making charts far out of reach, luscious white and writing reports. . "A practical way to begin in any such line of work would be as an un derstudy or statistical clerk in an of fice, where one first learns the busi-( ness. Your first duty as a hospital statistician would be an understand . ena to two. and aa on tn the ing of medical terms in intelligently." But, father, I wouldneed some special training." .. "Not many employed as statis ticians have ,had the training neces sary to become a real success. Those who appreciate this need may take caurses in statistical methods in the ism. By 4. ti. Millar, financial departments of Keep The System Clean And You'll Be Healthy Elimination helps .to avoid colds, headaches and epidemics ANYONE who has watched . himself knows there is noth ing so important to health and comfort as regular daily elim ination. Half of the minor illness es of life are due to neglect of this. The five million men who were in our army know the importance the doctor attached to this function. By all means try to regulate yourself by Intelligent diet and exercise, but when these-fail you will need a laxative, one as near to nature in its action as skill can make it In the opinion of many thousands of good Americans sucn a one is Dr. Caldwell's Syrup 1 Pepsin, which is a combination of simple laxative herbs with pepsin. It acts promptly, gently and with out griping and will with certainty regulate any tendency to con stipation that you - may have. Take it when you feel drowsy, dizzy or bilious, .when you feel a cold or a fever coming on, when there is an epidemic, when you have eaten anything about which you are in doubt. It is at such times that you need to be free of poisons and of fermenting foods. You can buy Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin at any drug store. ( Thou sands of families have it con stantly in the house against emergencies. In tpite of the fact that Dr. Cdi wITi Syrup Peptin is the largest selling liquid laxative in the world, there being over 6 million bottles sold each year, many who need its benefits have not yet used it Jf you have not, send youfriameandaddressforafreetrial bottle to Dr. W. B. Caldwell, jit Washington St., MontlceUo, Illinois. DR. CALDWE LL'S PERFECT LAXATIVi OPPORTUNITY NEVER KNOCKS ; . ; An opportune, time is RIGHT NOW! Oppor tunity is to be found the day you MAKE IT. ' Make the opportunity today to try our gasolenes. v We sell two made under our own specifications. 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"That salary sounds good to me and I believe you. when you say that it is possible for a girl to work up to a big position just as well as any man. I'll start tomorrow as assist ant hospital statistician.", ' (Monday: "Making a Play From a Story.") - Copyrlfbt, 1130, by J. H.. Millar. iHenty to Keep Her Busy, "if sir Oliver la right about the destinies of the human rao being in the hands of America she cer- tainly has a handful New York ' Evening Sun. Ihe more highly . developed one's musical appreciation; the more fully cm? recognizes the niateH less quDremacy of the order to file Wore ihan anyothr yiajo, fays uesttttn, If percmrs tne ireest and most SyTripafchrtic eX" pression ofqWed jTiwsical talent? all ourlead- Other Notable Pianos . are the Kranich & Bach, Vose & Sons, Sohmer, Brambach, Kimball, Bush -Lane, Cable-Nelson, Hospe. PLAYERS The .Apollo Keproduc ingr Piano, the easy . pedaling Gulbransen ' Player.' The popular Hdspe Player. Low cash prices on time payments. 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