THE BEE: OMAHA. FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 20, 1920. CAHN NOSES OUT SO TO 49 VICTORY OVER DR..SUMNEY , . 5 Loser Scores Run of Seven, Record for Tourna 5 ment, at Opening i , . Of 'Contest, 3 Albert Cahn, after holding the short end of the score throughout Sthe entire game, crept up from hehind and nosed out a victory over $Dr. H. C Sumney last night in the semifinals of the Omaha Athletic 4cluh's three-cushion handicap bi1 liard tournament. The final score ;.was 50 to 49. 2 Sumney took the lead in the first inning by run nin yr seven. It was iithe high run for the whole tourha- anient. .Alter mat ue piayeu umi closely, giving his opponent '"hard 'leaves" consistently. In the 10th inning Sumney led, 9 to 7. From then on Sumney ""iteadily increased his lead until in the 86th inning he was leading, 41 . to 30. In the 104th Inning Cahn caught Sumney at the 45-point mark and in the next frame passed him for t-the first time during contest, f They tied again .in the 109th in- ning, 48 to 48. Sumney made one i and Cahn tied the count again, 49 f'Ao 49, but left Sumney in a difficult ; jiosition. Sumney missed but Cahn l.caiue through with the winning tdllV. r , More than 70 club members and ;'guests witnessed the game. Tonight Sumney and Fred Pierce 'J will play and on Monday night " Pierce and Cahn will meet in the If. -final game of the tournament. ' if J The winner of the meet will re "reive the II. O. Fricdriehs' trophy. -V sectional, initialed cue will he given to the player who ranks sec jond and another to the one who pranks third. y Cahn was formerly Nebraska's "18.2 balkline champion. South and Bluffs Clash. l South Omaha High school basket ball squad will mix with, Council IS luffs cagers tonight at the Packers' .(.gymnasium. The Iowans defeated ,the Packers earlier in the season by f a large score. The South Sjde fol lowers who saw the Packers in ac tion last . week against Commerce High are predicting an easy victory 'iVl'for them. C ,.. Columbia, Mo., Feb. 19. Missouri uill--'Verdlty won Its fourteenth straight victory '.'Thursday night by again defeating Kansas iniverslty in s, Missouri Valley. conference basket ball game. The score was 31 to 13. i Two Waists At About The Price of One Next Saturday At Union Outfitting Co. Waists Feature the Latest Style Ideas and the Newest Shades. Plain or Printed Georgette and Crepe de Chine Are the Materials. . . With a shortage of really .de sirable waists looming up ahead, the Special Purchase of Waists which the Union Outfitting Com pany places on sale next Saturday is certain to be a long remem bered event , PnrfiiMilnrlv ic this t.rnp in vipw of the high price of waist mate rials and the tact that these waists are the newest spring styles in all the . fashionable shades. Short sleeves, unusual treat ment of collar and cuffs and smart bits of trimming in braid, lace, bead or yarn are noteworthy features. The saving in this Special Pur chase emphasizes the Union Out fitting Company's leadership for lower prices, aided by its location out of the High Rent District. Charge Accounts are invited. OF BRING YOUR DISCHARGE PAPERS FREE Vocational School for U. S. Service Men Some of, the Subjects to Be Offered ACCOUNTING BOOKKEEPING MATHEMATICS COMMERCIAL LAW BUSINESS ENGLISH COMMERCIAL CHEMISTRY AUTO MECHANICS ARITHMETIC TELEGRAPHY RADIO TELEGRAPHY PUBLIC SPEAKING SALESMANSHIP SHORTHAND LANGUAGES -TYPEWRITING MECHANICAL DRAWING JOURNALISM The Knights of Columbus are offering this school with funds : donated to the organization during the war for soldiers, and not. used before the Armistice. . . :' Knights of INDOOR SPORTS of-ef OF fOME etc ' WESTERN LEAGUE OPENS APRIL 20; OIAHA AT TULSA Rourkes Play St. Joe Here Decoration Day and Joplin' Team Here . On Labor Day. Kansas City, Feb. 19. The West ern" league 1920 season will open April 20 and close September 19, it was ( declared at a meeting of the club members here Thursday. Xo decision was made as to' the selec tion of a manager for the St. Joseph club to succeed Cozy Dolan, who recently signed with the Chicago Nationals. The name of Clarence Koyland. former manager of the Chicago White Sox, was being men tioned in connection with the place. The opening games will be as fol lows: St Joseph at Oklahoma City, Omaha &t Tulsa. Sioux City at Jop lin and Des Moines at Wichita. The following holiday games also were Announced: Decoration day, Oklahoma City at Tulsa. Wichita at Joplin, St. Joseph at Omaha and Sioux City at Des Moines. July 4, Tulsa at Oklahoma City, Joplin at Wichita, Omaha at St. Joseph and Des Moines at Sioux City. Labor day, Joplin at Omaha, ' Wichita at Tulsa, Sioux City at Oklahoma City and Des Moines at St. Joseph. Kansas City, MoTFeb. 19. A 154 game schedule for the 1920 season in the Western league was definitely adopted at a meeting of the club members Thursday. it was an nounced by A. R. Tearney, presi dent. Bowens Win. Bowen Furniture company ball teim defeated Missouri basket Valley last night 43 to 20 at Missouri Val ley. Big , ATHLETIC PROGRAM At FORT OMAHA, February 23d Thirty-four round, of fighting. John Suttenborg of Omaha vs.. Jimmie Delaney of Chicago. Four 6-round bout and one battla royal. Books, Tuition, every t h i n g, all absolutely free. Register, at 210 South 18th Street. School March opens Monday, Classes held Monday, Wednesday and Friday nights. ' 14 months school. of free COSTS NOTHING. Register until 9 p. daily. : Columbus Copyright, 1919 Int'rn'l "POTTING THE NEXT ONE THEVCABINET. Will Now Sing: i Oh, a quiet little spot, In a quiet little cot, On A quiet building lot On Mount Vesuvius.' on the Lansing subject. Bill subject. Brvan is dumb In chirping on the cabinet situation, Senator Adenoids said: "America is a democracy. A man should be able to sleep with his shoes on." The senator was elected to congress on the crest of the prohibition wave, which dried up America last summer. The senator used to guzzle some when whisky jumped to 15 cents a couldn't afford. But he drank many Most of, the senator's relatives were 'own case is a remarkable example Senator Adenoids continued: "The senate is with Mr. Lansing to a man. We'll see him through this or drag him down to our own level." "The senate has had no rest sake, bring back the war and let us "Each day. Woody sends the peace treaty over to the senate and each day we clip some of its tail'off. There is no chance of a democratic presi dent next year. I would describe this year as the best administration that the republicans ever had. That's a fine cabinet pudding that Woodrow has cooked up. If it wasn't for the reading of the peace treaty each day, I would never grab any sleep. The treaty might be described as the sena torial lullabv. . "They say that the world is safe for democracy, but I notice that every hotel 1 .stop at always has chains on its coiiibs and brushes. Some hotels even chain up the soap. They never chain np the hotel rates. They run wild." The senator was the gent who discovered that a United States senator didn't have to pay fare on the railroads. He took advantage of the laun dry franking privilege by wearing his laundry on all trips and franking himself all over the world. i L In spite of the senator's sarcasm, the United States is still a democ racy. Every American boy has a chance of firing a cabinet some day. In the old days of beer checks, a cabinet position was considered a fairly permanent job. F'our years was a long time, especially in a town like Washington, where even the sparrows can't fly fast enough to build a nest in a century plant. Now, the cabinet guys get fired so often that they are always one jump ahead of their last mailing address. The guy who starts a cigar as secretary of the interior, generally finishes the smoke as .secretary of the exterior. The secretary of agriculture is harvested long before the other crops. Whoever is nominated secretary of state doesn't bother about taking his hat off when he takes the job. It's lost motion. Bryan had that job once and brought his dinner pail along. He admits this was his only political mistake. It's only a breakfast jobv The cabinet is just like one big family. Always fighting. A new job has just been created in Woody's cabinet. It's secretary of the gate with the oiled hinges. Whenever another secretary shows symp toms of developrrtg a personal pronoun, the secretary of tlie gate returns Woody's wink and another good man crashes the exit. oocly : lA-c: cabinet job is healthy. It keeps you in the onen air. In snite of the fire commissioner's warning, many neighbor to the street. - The cabinet meetings are very formal. All the secretaries are stove-lcague-ing it around a big table, thinking of Woody and trying to keep warm. " That's a tough job when you're- thinking of the boss. But as soon as Woody steps into the room the' cabinet breaks out into a rash of formality. ' When Woodrow waltzes into the room all the secretaries iumo to their feet. v r Some of them even start walking. Wrestling arrd Other Sports on Program of Legion's Big Carnival The American Legion's athletic carnival at the Auditorium tonight will be one of the best shows of its kind ever staged in Omaha, if Jake Isaacson, director of public recrea tion, who is helping promote the show, can be believed. , Tom Ray, Omaha ' wrestler, is booked to meet Earl Caddock, but that isn't the feature event of the evening. Isaacson says there are three surprises on tap for the legion aries who attend tonight's show. Members of the American Legion will be admitted for 25 cents. Other patrons will be charged SI. The proceeds are to go to the American Legion treasury. I Sunday, Feb. 22 I at 4 P. M. Near East Mast Meeting HEAR . General AzgipetiaR A braT soldier, a trusted diplo mat who tell with treat elo quence, aew torjpof the war. AdmUiioa FREE ' No leati reserved Drawn for News Service GLEE CLUB t Bill is dumb on any himself, but America was dry for him snifter. He never drank anything he a drink the other guy couldn't afford. killed in .the 18th amendment, and his of suspended animation. since the armistice, have peace." For Gewackus's a cabinet member has beaten his With the Bowlers GRAIN" EXCHANGE LEAGUE. Murray Mill. Co. Rohtchild Grain Co. K'sasser 431HUhl 471 I'cher 274;Pomeroy ,.'468 Schmidt 491 1 Steel '. . . 334 ?'rw 3341 Straw 336 Hathaway 4Sr,Pixler 492 Handicap , 81 Tota 1 1 . . .2167J Total 2131 Omaha Kiev. Co. .Hynes Elevator Co. Berghoff 527 Bowers 678 Rahn 395 Hoover 488 Bailey 464!Dojshin 484 1'ndeiwood 4471 Snarpneck 463 Primeau 526'Hansen 583 Handicap ...... 1801 Total,. 2539 Xye - Schneider- Total. . .2590 Albers Commission Co. fowler Co. Probst S48IR. Zcnder 591 Cirnall 448Borghoff 400 Cole 478iOibb ; oil Zimmerman ... . 43tiRosey 671 Kerr 607) L. Zender , 488 Handicap 19u Total., 608. Total 2661 M. C. Peters Mill Co.l I'pdike Grain Co. V.. Peters 636IHallock 601 Barton 410Campboll 490 Hotter SOS! Archibald 388 Dearth ...7 613Straw 400 D. Peters ....... 464!Howard 61 Handicap , 151 Total ..'..24401 Total. 2370 Commerce to Meet Bluffs. Saturday night -at the local Y. M. C. A. cdurt the Council Bluffs bas ket ball quintet will lock horns with the High School of CJommerce ag gregation. . The business lads expect to have an easy time with- the IowanSj as they trounced them last week by a large score on their own floor.' , , ' TWIT. The Bee by Tad FIRST M.E. TEAM BREAKS TIE FUR SECOND POSITION Pearls Again Win, Retaining Lead in Church League Basket Ball; M. E. Wops Win. Two extra live minute period were required before the First M. E. Baracas scored a victory over the Benson M. R.'s last night at the Youilg Men's Christian association and thereby broke the tie for sec ond honors with their opponents in the light for the Church league pen nant. The final score was 20 to 15. I'Je Welcome You to See How 380,000 Calls a Day Are Handled in Greater Omaha Clearing House Secures Tryout For Army Pitcher Amateur Twirler Lists Name in Bee's Baseball Directory and as a Result Is Given Chance With Ernie Holmes' Club. Otto B. Johnson, 4617 Farnani street, has been given an opportu nity to show his pitching ability on the Ev.nie Holmes amateur base ball club this season through the efforts of The Bee's Clearing Housse for Base Ball Players. Johnson listed his name in the Clearing House Tuesday afternoon. Here is the information he filed: Omaha, Feb. 19. Bee Base Ball Clearing House, Gentlemen: I want to connect with some good ball club this season. I was with an army team part of last year and the rest of the season I spent with Flat River, Mo., team. I am a right- .handed pitcher. Last year J won 14 out of 18 games tor JPiat lover. I was with- Barney Petty, former Brown twirler. I haven't been here long and don't know any of these club managers. I will thank you if you can help me connect with some good club for this season. Yours, OTTO B. JOHNSON, 4617 Farnam Street, Walnut 5561. Thursday afternoon Leslie Pick ett, manager of the Ernie Holmes Throughout the entire contest both teams fought desperately. At times it was a rough and tumble affair. During the first extra five-minute period neither team was able to make a point, both sides guarding closely. However, after a few sec onds of play in the second ,xtra fivc niinute period, he Baracas took the lead, when F; Garcy and A. Garey each shot a field goal and the former also shot a foul goal. The Hanscom Park Methodists defeated the Calvary Baptists, 22 to 12, in a hard fought game, featured by sensational shooting of Barney Nordstrom. By the score of 16 tc 6, the M. E. Wops broke the tic for the cellar position by defeating their opponents the Council Bluffs First Christians. By winning from the Trinity Bap tists by a score of 21 to 11 the Pearl Memorials continued to hold first place in the league with a clean sweep of victories. Team standings: Church l.engue. Won. . Pet. J.O'lO .875 .750 .750 .M6 .1166 .666 .'.'50 Pt-arl M. K Kirst M. E Ficnson M. E. ; Hanscom Park M. Calvary Kaptists Trinity Baptists M. K. Wops C. B. Christians .. Bee Want Ads Produce Results. The telephone is more than a mere machine. Back of it are human hands guiding, the very intricate mechanism which furnishes you serv- ice. In Omaha alone there More than 380,000 telephone calls are made in Omaha every day. This number was greatly increased during the recent influenza epi demic, at a time when we were greatly handicapped by from 15 to 20 per cent of our operators at home on account of sickness. The service rendered by your telephone is the only known service that is measured in seconds. You often wait at a bank or store several minutes while people are served in the line ahead of you. But when several telephone calls come in ahead of yours and you have to wait, you become anxious. Today conditions are far from normal, but telephone service is still measured by seconds and the telephone people are making every effort to cut those seconds to the shortest possible number. t We believe the telephone could better serve you if you knew it bet terif you understood the maze of delicate equipment and finely ad justed machinery with which the operators have to deal in furnishing you service. It would be helpful to you and to us if you would visit one of our central offices and see the heart and brain of your telephone. You could see where your line comes into the switchboard and you could watch the operators at work and see that the girls are doing their very best to furnish you accurate and dependable telephone service. You can make arrangements at the telephone company's business office to go through any of the central offices at any time, and we shall be glad to have you. There you will see the congestion that sometimes slows down the service and there you will witness the efforts of loyal and cheevful telephone operators who help furnish you service under conditions which will make you marvel that the service is as good as it is. NEBRASKA team in the Greater Oinnlia league, sent the following oiler to The Bey Clearing House for Johnson: Bee Base Ball Clearing House, Gentlemen: Please have the pitcher who won 14 out of 18 games last year telephone me Thursday night at Webster 3941. We need a right hander, and I'll be glad to oblige him. Yours, LESLIE PICKETT. Manager Ernie Holmes B. B. C. ' The Clearing House has dozens of promising players in its files. Any manager in need of a player in any position would do well to select 6m. from the Clearing House. After a tryout the selection may prove just what he wants. Out-of-town managers have a good opportunity to line up good material before the men are all "sorted" and the best ones takui. No charge for Clearing House serv ice. Players not yet connected with teams for the coming season may list their names in the Clearing House free of charge. Plattsmouth High to Meet Deaf Institute Quintet Here Today Plattsmouth High school basket ball five will meet the Deaf institute quintet on the institute floor at 3 this afternoon. The deaf mutes trounced Iowa School for the Deaf Wednesday, night, J3 to 15. Every man on the deaf quintet is a 1919 letter man and as a result the 1920 aggregation is one of the best turned out at the institute in years. Cox, center; Koitsch and Peter son, forwards, and Krohn and Kahnies, guards, will probably start the game against Plattsmouth this afternoon. Scheneman and Falk will be used as relief men. Wilde Scores Knockout. Jersey City, Feb. 19. Jimmy Wilde of England, British flyweight boxing champion, scored a knockout over Mickey Russell, local bantam weight, when the latter's manager acknowledged his fighter's defeat by throwing the towel into the ring in the seventh round. The match was for eight rounds. are nearly 1,500 telephone employes TELEPHONE COMPANY Omaha Uni Quintet Beats Team of Ex University Stars Kearney, Neb., Feb. 19. (Special Telegram.) University of Omaha defeated Kearney Athletic club here Thursday night 29 to 14 in the first game of their invasion into western Nebraska. The Kearney team, com posed of former university stars, lost their first game of the season. The game was fast and snappy. Bcacom, with 11 points, was star, while Adams and Phelps both played good ball. Omaha plays Mindeu Normal Friday. Wants Net Games in West. San Francisco, Feb, 19. A re quest that the annual East against West tennis matches be played in San Francisco at the time of the democratic national convention this vear has been sent the United States Lawn Tennis association, Dr. Sum ner Hardy 'of San Francisco, presi dent of the California Lawn Tennis association, announced Thursday, Golf Bugs Out. Ed Murphy, athletic club pro, Stanley Davies, Field club pro, ana Dr. H. L. Arnold played a dozen holes on the temporary greens at the Field club Wednesday afternoon. Jim Trimble and Murphy stepped out yesterday to smash the pill around for a while. The course was little affected by the rain and snow that fell Wednesday night. Just Like Clock work. No Friction, No Lost Motion. Just the Very Best Sort of Cleaning, Pressing, Dyeing, Remodeling, etc. Better let's have your clothes We will "better" 'em. Phone Tyler 345 DRESHER BROTHERS Dyers Cleaners 221L17 Farnam Street J (I