THE OMAHA SUNDAY BEE: JANUARY 25, 1920. 6 B .,. The Omaha Bke DAILY (MQRK1NG)-EVENLGSUNDAV FOUNDED BY EDWARD KOSKW ATER VICTOR ROSEWATER, EDITOR 1HK BEG PUBLISHING COMPANY. PROPBIETOR MtMIEU OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS ' "re aneeUted pfcts. ef vtlofe The Bel U a aieraber. Ii u iusitsls Milled I tke um fcw iHibllnatloH of all seae dilliUilim weSlud k II oi nut stkorWM eredlled In mil lunar, and alee tae lecaj aevs pukioee biMs. ill lights f wiwattea w r 1 SlSSeUS MOltt lout ara (lie rataned. MltarttJ DwutiMiit Uieuluiea DacutiMiit dtarutia tMrUiiHj VIE TELEPHONES i Tyler 1000 raw Mifhi aa4 Sueae ervka CsIL Frltsts areata Siebnie. atk n IM TlM IWM. Tjlss Wll. Tfi- una. y OFFICES OF THE BEE Vnm Off!, Bei BUdln. Htk aa4 Serosal. 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If the mayor calls it off, it thust b off. . 4 -- Another blizzard missed Omaha, but are entitled to some luck. we Interest in interplanetary space is increased by the contemplation of the h. c. of 1. A 2-cent piece is proposed as a memorial to Roosevelt. He deserves something better. Compromise on the treaty is coy, but it will come. Br'er Taft is on the job at Washington. Maybe St. Paul wanted to keep those ex Omahogs tiH'after( the census count had been finished. Josephus Daniels has. given the war an ofti :iAl namt. Relieve! the rest of the world immensely. 1(' A summary of the census is promised by the middle of June. It wilt be out of date by ' that time. Music is becoming quite a feature at com munity center services, more proof that T. J.. Kelly did not sow In vain. Field Marshal Haig gives up the supreme command of the British army next week. He can afford to retire on his honors. Sir Horace PJunkett has a lot of friends hereabouts who will be glad to know the Lon don Times was mistaken in reporting his death. Kansas is going to control labor troubles by Jaw hereafter. This may lead ta .something, for the Jayhawkers have been notable pioneers iij other ways. , German tobacco taxes are causing many to abandon "its' use. Over here tobacco users mourn the disappearance of the weed, for other reasons than cost. In Vienna the impression prevails that a king i, to he elected in Hungary. Even that is prefer able to having one thrust on them by birth or through the power of another despot. Nebraska spuds took fiit prize at a potato exhibit at Denver, yet Omaha folks were told the grade was not up to standard by the vendors of Michigan and Minnesota products lat fall. Newton D.' Baker may keep Leonard Wood trom being 'tnade a lieutenant general, Just as he kept him from going to, France, but be can not lower Jim in the estimation of thts countrymen, Soviet Russia is reported to be adopting a 12-hoof work day and a seven-day week. If that policy should be pursued for about ten years aver there, the country would find itself ilmoit able to pay its bills. The regents may decide not to let Omaha have a Cornhusker game next fall, but that will 'not da away with the fact that it would be mighty good policy to play one first class foot ball match every year in this city. ij ' Doctors Who Disagree There was quite a consultation of learned ., tloctors of finance at the Hotel Astor Tuesday evening over the foreign trade and credit situa tion. General agreement appears to have, pre vailed that the patient was well-nigh sick unto death, but as to the precise nature of the disease and the remedies to apply there were just about as many opinions as there were ' learned doctors present. Sir George Parish of London repeated his well known prescription of an American credit to Europe of at least $20,000,000,000 as the sole condition of the continuing life of the patient, Frank A. Vanderlip's idea was that nothing could be hoped for as long as the papermoney Issuing industry was the only industry working ill the time. Senator Edge of New Jersey said . .hat his export finance bill was now a law, and if our export trade needed extensions of credit the banking custodians of American credit might go to work and extend f. Otto H. Kahu traced the whole trouble back to the high in , come taxes on great wealth. Moreton Frewen, whom neither time nor tide can swerve from Ms devotion to silver remonetisation, naturally " found the trouble due to the Far East's ab sorption of gold. ) This is all entertaiuingif not very instruc tive. But Herbert Hoover came nearer hitting the mark when he told Europe to stop giving its lime to the question of how to borrow iporc . money or credit and "get to work." New i'ork BLESSINGS OF INDUSTRY. An Omaha minister announces as the topic for his . discourse this -evening, "Work or Starve." We do not know in advance how he will treat this subject, save as we know him to be a man of judgment ripened by experience. If The Bee were to set about to preach on ttie point, however, it would not be to lay down a harsh, forbidding rnaicini, embodying the thought, but to present if possible the at tractive side of the thought of productive effort. The greatest impulse of animate nature is to produce. Man's dawning idea of the super natural Had to do with the phenomena of crea tion, and his earliest conception of God took the form of a power that could do those things that are beyond man's ability. As increasing in telligence brought a clearer understanding of the relations between the Creator and bis crea tures, the faculty of producing assumed a nobler aspect. When man carved a rock or built a hut, or set up a palace, or did anything in which his skill and inventive genius was called on, he felt himself akin to God and expressing the divinity within hinv His "work was more than his means of living, it was his life. Thcough failure to appreciate this, toil be comes, drudgery, and existence sordid, simply because maif works only to live, to secure means whereby to gratify his appetites, to sat isfy his desire for amusement, for pleasure, for idleness. He has smothered the godlike im pulse of creation in the grossness of idle en joyment. . Instead of the rare and elevating sentiment that follows work welt done, with its exaltation of mind and spirit, envy' and Covetousnrss are more often seen, and satisfac tion i sunk In a desire to have more than an other. , . This spirit must be eradicated.. Man must be restored to his proud place as a producer, a creator, a bringer forth of good and useful things, if the world is tai be purged of its mis ery. He must learn that industry is the only true way to happiness; that the real joy of life is in doing something useful. Work or starve is a hard rule, but it is nature's law. , 4 Sothern and Marlowe. The binary star, two worlds revolving around a common center, is always a source of interest. Each might have held an orbit of its own sufficient to itself, and following the law of nature, in solitary grandeur have pursued a magnificent sweep through the realms of space. But, drawn by some mysterious influence, until they traverse a common track, progressing to gether to their destiny but always faithful to the attraction that binds them, these double stars afford examples of the majesty and grandeur of a great scheme of things surpassing human un derstanding and only feebly explained by the little rules laid down by mathematicians. We know they4are, and we marvel. Something of th is may be applied to the happy conjunction of E. II. Sothern and Julia Marlowe. Each has won a high place in the annals of the American stage; each was suc cessful as an individual star, and might have so continued, Charles Frohman conceived the experimental idea of bringing them together, and with a result that must have surpassed hi? own and even their expectations. No com. bination in all the history of the American stage, not excepting that of Booth and Barrett, has been more productive of good results for the art and dignity of acting. Miss Marlowe comes back from a period of rest, refreshed and brighter than ever in the luminosity of her personality. She holds those qualities that Sothern seemed to lack, and af fords the perfect complement to his nature and judgment. Between them they have worked out ways to touch the deeper springs that lie in Shakespeare's splendid dramas, and through the rare and admirable faculty of combining the ar tistic with the practical, give the public such results as add new life to the poetry of the Bard, of Avon, No innovations, mind you, nor tricks of the theater, but a sincere effort to humanizf the plays and win again for thrm the respect of the studious. How well they have succeeded is proven at the theater, where they so charmingly and con vincingly prese their thought of what the drama sould be. America has presented the world no more capable exponents of the art of acting than Sothern and Marlowe in their equal partnership. " i Views and Reviews ' 'Governor Lowden Makes His Political Bow to Omaha It stems that Omaha is to be "on the beaten track of the procession of presidential possibili ties. We. had Senator Johnson and Senator Eorah here last fall trailing the president's eage-of-Nations tour, and Gen. Leonard Wood has been in and out a number of times. General Pershing did US the honor of stopping off twice on his recent trip of inspection and this last week brought the opportunity to take a look at Governor Crank O. Lowden. Those who came in contact with him discovered a man of most pleasing personality, and his shott talk at the University club luncheon outlining the business problems confronting the govern ment and emphasizing the importance of the business, of government evoked a very hearty response. Governor Lowden is plainly a man who makes friends and holds them. He has several staunch admirers here who go back to college-day association at the University of Icava in Iowa City. Then arain, it must be re membered that, when the late Henry D. Esta brpok and Judge Herbert J. Davis removed from Omaha to Chicago in themiddle nineties, they set up as law partners of Governor Low den under the firm name of "Lowden, Estabrook & Davis." w hose office became the drop-in place of friends of the two popular Omaha attorneys, where they naturally met the senior member and recognized his likable qualities, By DR. J. V. EDWARDS, ".City Ileatlli Commissioner. There ! every reason to believe that germs which cause influenza are present in tho dlsi-hargea from the nose and mouth of infected per sona, and that tha disease trends because these discharga find their way to the noses or mouths of other persons. Like many other diseases spread by such . discharges, including diphtheria, soarlet fever, meawlea, mumps, whooping cough, cerebri), spinal meningitis and pneumonia, prevention depends upon stopping the exchange of npse and throat dis charges. This exchange takes, place chiefly by means of mouth spray, sputum or hands, mouth or nose spray from in reeled persons ejected directly into people's faces, intu the air or upon articles in their immedi ate vicinity, hands soiled or things touched by such discharges, includ ing eatlnsr or rirlnkinir utensiie ar.ri .iy own acquaintance witfi Governor Low- ; oiner articles may tor practical pur Home Health Hints Reliable advice given in this column en prevention and cure of disease. Put your ques tion in plain language. Your name will npt be printed, Ak The Bee to Help You. Some Flu Don A den rests on our membership at the same time in the republican national committee in which he represented the- state of Illinois for two terms. In the successful 1908 campaign we were both on the executive committee and held forth in adjoining offices at national head' quarters, frequently consulting on matters that came up in our respective departments. Thip much 1 ran say. that if Governor Lowden goes into the White House the country will have an executive of sane and balanced judgment, al ways approachable to those who have helpful suggestions, but firm and set when a decision is made, a man who goes through, who stays on the job, who lives up to the square deal. In times goiie by nearly every pretentious newspaper used to get out an almanac or statistical digest with' each recurring year, but most of then 'have fallen by the wayside, with two notable exceptions that have been perpetuated and standardized, the New York World Almanac and the Chicago Daily News Year Book. The? two volumes are our almost indispensable epitomes of information on all sorts of subjects relating to the political, .indus trial, legislative, judicial, and civic structure of the country and events of the preceding twelve months. They are the handy reference books in constant use in every real newpaper office be cause they make accessible facts and figures which otherwise would have to be dug out of scores of government reports and dozens of reference works. I do not suppose they are counted among the six best sellers but, for the spread of general intelligence, they ought to be. Garner and Hta "Monkey Talk." Announcement 'of the death of Richard L. Garner will revive interest in his work with monkeys. His studies led him to think it rea sonable that the anthropoid apes had some method for communicating emotions, impulses, and intention., and that this, method might be an approach to a spoken language. To estab lish this theory, he immured himself deep in the Congo forest, where he studied the habits of the monkeys. Living in utmost solitude, his home a cage that allowed the denizens of the forest to come near but not to reach him, he dwelt there long enough to allow his subjects to become accustomed to his presence, and outwardly at least to live as not in the presence of man. ' From this . experience he concluded that monkeys did talk to one another, that cer tain sounds mingled with their chatter- really possessed intelligible value, and did convey in formation from one to another. He classified seme of these and published as glossary on his return, showing the equivalent, of the sounds he had separated from the jabber of the apes and recognized as root sounds, capable of con veying definite meaning. Prof. Garner did not lay these down as bard . and fast demonstra tions, but as wrthin the ange, of probability, needing further demonstration before finally being accepted. . His- work along this line has j been the subject of much good humored or thoughtless raillery, but he did contribute con siderably to science in other ways, and while the world will think . of him as the "monkey talk" enthusiast, his colleagues will-recall him as -an earnest student, whose research- really added much to the sum of human knowledge. ..the constitution provides a way to enact' laws despite the veto of the president. But theris is no way to make a treaty against the veto of the president, v If there should be in the White House a president who did not wish tq make peace after his treaty had been changed by the senate, it might happen that the United States would be unable to reach a state of peace, except on terms laid down by a single individual, and in defiance of congress. There might be a president so wedded to his own plan, so entangled by promises to foreign govern ments or so jealous of the rights of the senate that he would refuse to exchange ratifications of a peace treaty if the senate had made reser vations in behalf of this nation. The reserva tions might be desirable and warmly approved by the people, but such a president could say, "I do not accept the action of the senate as the will of the people, and I refuse to approve I t. j 4 i. .i .t, I of the senate's work." He would be within his constitutional power am! could not be com- i Tiillprr-tr exrhanue ratification! of the treatv.w s, i Mwagr.i At SBgjga u tat wnh at uuu j fitjjugitjoj (gjx , Cutting off the appropriation for work, on the Mississippi and its tributaries does not look like real economy, A lot of other things might better be. dispensed with than the improvement ef these great waterways to make them useful for commerce. . ' Certain late residents 'ofOmaba appear to bo. securely domiciled in St, Paul, despite urgent and persistent requests that they return for a short sojourn here, witn'all their traveling ex penses paid and quarters furnished. It does not matter whether the French ai siinbly passes tha law or not, Clcmenceau will I have an advanced copy of a revised up-to-date edition of Sheldon's "History and Stories of Nebraska," just issued, which should en trench the use of this captivating little book in supplement to the school work in Nebraska. At the time it was originally published I asked and secured permission to reprint parts of it in The Bee as a feature of our Children's pa?e because it made the history of our state so readable in story form. Some things in the volume, however, are curious to observe, as for example the presentation of Mr. Bryan as Ne braska's contribution to national politics with an account of his being named for president in the 1896 democratic national covention, and carrying his own state, but omitting all intima tion that he also ran two more times for the same office, losing his own state in the second race. On another page the author speaks of the progress made in methods of travel and transportation from the days . of "the Indian squaw leading a pony over a dim trail across the sun-baked plains with the poles of her teppee dragging at the pony's side, or the later slowly crawling freight wagon with its 12 yoke of oxen" till now when we "travel daily in Nebraska by means of a thousand passenger trains, 30,000 automobiles, and, still unsatisfied, are just learning to spread our wings and fly through the air." There is clearly a slip here on the number of automobiles in the state, which passed the 30,000 mark probably almost 10 years ago. Another inaccuracy that I notice is with reference to the abolition of slavery by enactment of the Nebraska legislature in 1861 and the proclamation of President Lincoln January 1, 1863, "that all slaves in the United States were free." This assertion emanates from a popular misconception that the famous emancipation proclamation set free all the blacks held in slavery when, as a matter of fact, it merely proclaimed that all persons held as slaves within the states and parts of states at that time in rebellion "are and henceforward shall be free," which meant freedom only in the seceding slave states and there only to the ex tent that they were occupied by American mili tary forces. As my father was one of the War department telegraph operators, who transmit ted this emancipation proclamation over the wires to the commanding officers in the field, 1 have often' heard the point raised and discussed, and my statement may be easily verified by reference to the original document. These criticisms, however, must not be taken in the nature of fault-finding, for the little book is a marvel of compilation and exposition. Not many people realize the necessity of having an accurate census. If folks would think a moment they would understand that the census enumeration furnishes the basis of all our comparisons and per capita computations. If the starting figure is wrong it throws out of plumb all our estimates of birth rates, health rates, marriage rates, percentage of literacy, home owning, school attendance, and so on all along the line. In fact, it is in these practically constant columns that an exceptional variation signals at once that something is amiss. The census directly controls our representation in congress, in the legislature and in many, other places. What Omaha lost by padding the cen sus of 1890 to twice what it actually should have been and then dropping back ten years later is incalculable. This fool performance probably cost The Bee $50,000 in increased Associated Press tolls, populati6n of the territory being one of the principal factors in determining the charge for this news service. A padded census is doubtless more costly to a commtfiiity than one that falls short. Exact justice of the full and correct ount is what is needed. Power to Veto Peace poses be regarded as means of transmitting of the disease. Fortunately for us all, it should be said that the life span of most disease germs outside the body of their host, i shurt exiiomire to light, air and drying diminishes their disease-producing power or kills them in a comparatively s.hort time, therefore the chain of contact with the diseased person is readily broken and the exchange of infected dis charge must be recent else we would all he infected; no one would escape. Given the sources of infection and the modes of transference, we have our cue for prevention, No one wishes to have the disease or to Rive it to others, therefore w'e nhoul J not pass our germs on to people we meet or let them pass theirs to lu. Don't give disease to others. If you must cough or sneeze cover your nose and mouth with your handkerchief. Nothing is more re prehensibleit is even criminal than to carelessly cough or sneeno In public, places where your mouth or nose spray may be forcibly ejectc-l into some other person's fnce or may l&nd where some other person may touch it -you would not think of spittine into another person's faca- sneezing or coughing into it Is just as dangerous for him, if not for yourself. Don't carry your hands to your mouth, then handle something that some one else may handle If you have disease germs you may pass them on. If you have a cough or coM et.iv at home just at this time if you can. ii win ne better ror your cold and it will help protect yourself and oth ers, for even "common colda" are infectious. Above all. if you have a cold, don't go Into crowded places you may pick up a worse infection or may pass it on to others. Don't let others give disease t you. Just at this time stay awav from crowds as much as possible. Don't carry your hands to your m6uth without thoroughly washing them vou may have touched many things curing your day's routine and some one with infected hands may have passed that way shortly before vou and handled those same articles. jit. me enq or some one or your days, count up the number of times you have handled articles that may have been used in common don't get alarmed, but wash your hands before carrying them to vour month and before ycur meals. Those uni. versal tools, the hands, are the car riers of many infectious diseases. More preventive care is crowded inta the three words, "Wash your hands,' than any . other three in the dic tionary. Keep your home and your place of work well ventilated and not over heated 68 degrees is warm enough for any one, and even a' few degrees less is better when you become used to it. If you ride on the street cars don't fuss with the conductor if the ventilators are kept open. Avoid persons who cought and sneeze or who indulge in moist con versation. . Improve your health standard. Avoid getting tired if you can. Co to bed early. Eat your meals regularly and slowly. Gargling or nose-spraying is not necessary, A regular use of the tooth brush with a good dentrince will accomplish more. Finally don't get unduly alarmed don't worry but use every pre' caution. If you are sick go home and go. to bed and send for your doctor. Taking the Census' In ' Omaha OUT OF THE ORDINARY. Mounted on four small wheels, a nt-w device enables invalids to walk and exercise all their muscles with out danger of falling. A Seattle inventor's revolving fan is intended to be mounted on one side of a rocking chair and driven by the motion of the chair. Bulgaria makes some of the world's finest carpets, and the gov ernment maintains a school for the instruction of skilled weavers. Four cities .in Sardinia have been linked by an airplane mail service that connects with a daily steamer for the Italian mainland. Ostriches are the largest feathered creatures existing, and one, of these birds will sometimes measure eight feet in height and weigh 300 pounds. - Butterflies, which are very pro line. In Australia, are suffocated in millions by the aborigines, and, sep arated from their wings, pressed into cakes and eaten. An odd and highly remunerative employment is that of those men and women who make a business of in venting cable codes for large finan cial houses and merchants dealing in overseas trade. In Japan spiders spin their webs on the telegraph wires so thickly that the current is sometimes seri ously affected. Sweeping the wires is frequently a waste of time, as the spiders immediately begin spinning as fast as before. If you believe Hi Iawkin. of Found Ridge, Conn., wltile he was eating a hard-boiled egr at break fast, he found in it Mrs. Hawkins' wedding ring, with "Hiram to Eliza" engraved on the inside, which she lost when she was feeding the chick ens six weeks ago. Omaha, Jan. 34. To the Editor of The Bee: When I began taking the census for the Second praoinct el the Seventh ward on the 2d day of January some asked me why I took the Job., One reason I took it is because I know how to do the work well and in an expeditious manner. Since doing the work I have been told that I am the chem pion census enumerator tor the rit.v of Omaha. Be that as it may. I went into it with the determination of making a great showing on my part, and in doing the wdvk I raked the district with a rlne tooth comb. In taking the census I had mere fun and pleasure than I have had in seven years, and the exercise gave me an appetite like a pig. But one lady asked me ta take off myi overshoes. I tetd her it would take me a month to do the work and take off my overshoes every time I went to a house. When she knew who. I wee she was too kind for anj use. I had the door slammed in my face about a dozen times by women ho did not under. Stand .me, but when their children or neighbors, told them what I was after they were willing to give me the required Information. At one place I asked the lady who came to tho door and admitted me who was the head of the family. She gave me the name of her' husband and answered all the questions until I asked her hie occupation. She Bald: "Why, he' is dead." I told her I was not after dead people. ' My biggest day was Monday, Jan uary 5, when I only had to go to one house .a second time and se. cured 281 names up' to 6:30 o'clock. I was up several nights working on the census sheet until 1 o'clock, and one night v until 1:30 o'clock. But I kept up in . greet shape on einly about six hours' sleep and a lot of strenuous work that would make young men complain of being tired. I did not work ortany eight-hour system, for if 1 had it would have taken me a month to get through. The younger men wltp are always howling for an eight-hour day and even less ought to take )iome lessons from a man of 60, who was so puny when he was young that4 many said he would die of consumption before he waa 21, and who spit-blood the lust year he lived in Uhnols. If would he better for the country if we were back to tha 10-hour system, for more of everything needed would be produced and there would not be so much time wasted at the ninny one-horse picture shows. One leading paper recently said there is too much loafing in the United States today, and that is just what is the matter with he whole world today, too much loafing and not enough of earnest, hard work. Many of the labor leaders, who do noth ing but sit down and smoke, draw their breath and salaries, ought to be sent where Emma Goldman is and the real workingmen take charge of their own organizations. In taking the census I was greatly impressed with the very smart chil dren of the Polish people. It has beer, a long while since 1 have seen so many smart youngsters, and the boys and girls of American-born parents may well look to their laurels in the future when the boys and girls of Polish parents grow to manhood and womanhood, for many of them are going to be very smart people. Many of the little Polish children shook hands with nie and waved their hands at me through the win dows when I was leaving their homes after getting their names, I joked many of the little fellows by telling them I would know their names before I left the.m. Aa a little boy I greedily read of the valorous deeds of the gallant Kosciuszko and tha brave Count Pulaski in helping our revolutionary army in the nick of time and have always read of them with a great deal of admiration", while I have al ways read with a great deal of scorn of the dastardly manner in which the Polish nation was destroyed by Germany, Austria and Russia. It pleased me much that Poland is again a free nation and that It is a republic at that. Many of the future great men and women will come from the humble little cottages of the Polish people, nearly all of them being free from debt We of American parentage may well take lessons 1Uo Day We IVIelirale. Tliomiu S. l4tmb, deputy elec tion comiiilKsioner, bom in 1 S 7 1. Herman Peters, retired hotel man. born 1867. 1 Judge William B. 1 Hose, Nebraska supreme court, born 1S62. Miv.t Ilev. Edward J. McCarthy, archbishop of .Halifax, born at Hali fax. N. S 70 years ago. Dr. filuion Fniser Tolmie, mlnistur of agriculture in the Pomlnfon crI Inet, born at Victoria, li- C 53 year ago. Earl of "Loidale, ona of the wealthiest members of the British peeragei born 83 years ago. Charles Curtis, United States sen ator from Kansa. born In PUawnee county. Kaiikaa, CO years ago. Edward K. Uaem, dean of Ameri can harness relusmoii, born at Le banon, Tenn., V'J yeurs tn;o. Thirty a'cura Ago in Unialui. Surgeon John M. France, IT. S. A., was directed to proceed to Fort lu Chesne, Utah, as surgeon of that post. Mr. Charles K.. Williamson was chosen- acting general secretary of the Y. ;M. C. A. Mrs. Henry W. Yates gave a dlu ner with covers laid for M. Mr. Will H. Thomas gave a sleigh ing party to 30 young people. An artistic entertainment was given by the Metropolitan club, at which famous pictures were repre sented in tableaux. A Oeur at Time. We see no occasion to change our opinion that while William Jennings bryan may be a pacifist in war and peace lie certainly is a bobcat in PQlitic6.-Grand Rapids Press. Yellow Mustard for Cold in Chest When that tightness appears in your chest and the sharp pains sig nify inflammation, you need- yellow mustard. Mustard plasters nre all right in fact they're fine but Begy's Mus tarine, made of yellow mustard and other pain destroyers, is cleaner. quicker and much more effective The minute you rub it on i t s strength will surprise you. Heat eases pain, r e m e m b er and there is more concen trated non blister ing heat in a box of Mustarine than in any thing else you can buy. Use it for sore throat, tonsiiitis, pleurisy, neuralgia and headache or when distressed with lumbago, rheu matism, gout, sciatica because heat eases pain. Of course it cannot blis ter 30 and 60 cents at druggists or by mail, S. C. Wells & Co., LeRoy, X. Y. JUST IN JEST. ' "Why la U you uan navar sat UP pflvra noon miy more?" "Mul bf tha fatlsua t sot In tha army, ilr.'WI'hs Hm ecir, Wlt Whst it you usually In lata roetMirHrtt ? ' " lheitH Pon't ak m: ! h took.. I miniily urd- from thfl menu Umloti Til-Hits. Moihr 1( you nmrry hliu In YiM yon will rpcnl at lukmra. Paushlar Wall. J " 'r ta lh,n; of anuthtr arlrt ropontlaf ai lilsura with h'l". Mydnry Bullotin. . 'I'a. how moth money did Croe.m '""Oh. I don't know. About oiioiinh I" live In what la t prenont mlddle-cU tle, I gii6." -UoBton Transuript. "I know a iiian lhat h ben married Su years and lis spends all his evening! hi home." ... "That's whut I ll love. ' . . "Oh, no, it's paralysis. Curnsll Widow. Host Yes, J mt rid of' a lot of th olarH during the year glviliS '" t "r frinndu, y'knrtw, ..... Cnnnulssrur 1.1'm. OH rid of a lot Mends, loo, Uon't yeut Lundon Vplhion. The Call Are you known as Mrs. Free meter, your hubh4id's yn name? Tho foot's Wife No, I'm known as Mrs. Smith; that's my whtub name. Houston Pi-at. Hover I haven't a?n bono in a dog's g. brother. I wonihr what Is up? Nero .Meat, you poor boob! Why. I became a vpgctarlen . moro than two months ago. Buffalo Kire. Beautiful Eyes from, these people of foreign bin li, who 'largely make mighty good citi zens. When people of Polish birth could not understand me many of their bright boys and girls aUled me greatly and to them 1 owe much for the speed with which I was aUlo ,to do the work. I was the fourth one done out of some 170 enu merators, when most of them arc tnych younger than I am. It was a pleasing outing for me, and if more men and. women who stay In the house all the time would have a diversion of the kind itJ would benefit them a great dertl aid they would get out of the old ruts. FRANK A. AGKEW. The eyes respond more readily to consistent care than does the skin, j All society women and actresses ; bathe the eyes as regularly as they brush the teeth. For keeping tb eyes bright and giving them that I sparkle and brilliancy which is so J desirable, high class beauty parlors and drug stores recommend simple j witch hazel, camphor, hydrastis, etc., ! as mixed in Lavoptik eye wash. The witch hazel and camphor cleanse and ! soothe and the hydrastis and other i ingredients have remarkable tonic : and beautifying properties. Many j use Lavoptik to relieve dark rings ' and bloodshot eyes. Dainty eye cup ! FREK with each package. Sherman 1 & MeConneW Drug Stores and all leading druggists. r ' 1 ' t Apollo Player Srands Apollophone (?iano, Player and Phonograph) Brambach Boucoir Grands Bush and Lane pianos limball Pianos Cable-Nelson Pianos Hospe Pianos and Players La Gonda Players i Wliitney Pianos y Hinze Pianos Cash or time ail ,amt' price. Every instrument marked in plain figure?-, ' I The Art and Yluak Store. 1513 DOUGLAS STREET. WINTER FANCY. In theae barren shut-tn-day Fancy lures nie many ways: Fancy, with Its necromania. Prodigal tho part it plays. T'or It shows m how the Spring, .From the south-land Journeying Wrlh the northward-faring bluebird, 'Will return aa aaure wing. Tolls me tales of pmBernel,' Whore the whlto wake-robin dwells. And reveals the boarded honey Hidden In the wild-phlox cells. Of its wealth bids ma to shf Orient aromas rare, ' , All the eoMtaMea of April , With its doffodlllan err. I'ome. then Fancy, bide with i"e Till ghe hour when I shall see The eternal vernal rapture In Its elsar reality 1 UatU aUflUttfl 1 Uu tits Totlt 1m.. DON'T BE WITHOUT SLOAIH LINIMENT Keep it handy it knows no equal in relieving pains and achea SLOAN'S LINIMENT has been sold for 38 years. Today, it is more popular than ever. There can be but one answer- it produces results. . . 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