i THE BEE: OMAHA, THURSDAY, JANUARY 8. 1920. The Omaha Bee DAILY (MORNING) EVENING SUNDAY FOUNDED BY EDWARD ROSEWAT1B VICTOR ROSEWATER, EDITOR 1KB SEX PUBLISHING COMPANY. PBOPRIETOB MEMBERS OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS -tht Ataodaud Praia, af which Th Be ll raambar. 1 -lailtaly Mitld le th m for publication af all d.w dltpatt-het rndltaa to tt or BoC otharwta uedittd tn thla rir. and alto th local nm publltbtd beraln. All rlihta ot pubUcatloo of oiu arslal dlapatche art alto rwerred. BEE TELEPHONES) Prtrat Brnefe nbaac. Aak fr tht TvIai 1 faMl Ptovtmtot or Particular Pnoa Wtnltd. 1 jrlCl XJJf Far Night and Sunday Service Callt rlrWIa! DmrtBMtit .... . . Trltr 10WI. Clrculatloe Department - Trier 10i)t Aaiartittnt Department ...... Trier I008L OFFICES OF THE BEE Bom Offiot. Be Balldinj. i;tb and ram am. Branca urn cm: Amt 4110 Norti 54tb 1 Park Rentn (11a Military in Smitb 814 Ueuncil Bluff! 15 8oott St I Walnut Out-of-Tawo Office New Tor Offlo M FtftD Ate, Waehlngtoa Cbicaio Setter Bid. I Lincoln S815 TaaTtnworth MIS N Street 119 North 40ta 1J11 O Street 1330 H Btreet DECEMBER CIRCULATION: Daily 66,000 Sunday 63,505 Arente rlrrirjlatlo for th month tubKrlbed and ewora to br I. B. Rwan. Circulation Manager. Subicrlbar leavlnf th city thoulrj have The Bea mailed to them. Addree chanced a often a required. You should know that The aggregate annual income of the farmers living within 40 miles of Omaha is in excess of $100,000, ' 000. " . What The Bee Stands For: 1. Respect (or the law and maintenance of order. 2. Speedy and certain punishment of crime through the regular operation of the courts. 3. Pitiless publicity and condemnation of inefficiency lawlessness" and corrup- ' tion in office. 4. Frank recognition and commendation of honest and efficient public service. 5. Inculcation of Americanism as the true basis of good citizenship. This will be "Black Jack's" busy day. "Ambassador" Martens is about to obtain his exequatur, so to speak. ' ... . . Gerard to be Bryan's candidate? Well, he will do as well as any till the convention meets. Some wise person may become a benefactor by establishing something like a parity between hides and shoes. After all is said, the farmers of Nebraska are entitled to credit for success achieved in the old-fashioned way. I A Kansas City man has been sent to jail for snubbing the census taker. This ought to interest some Omaha folks. Pershing's visit has nothing to do with his presidential boom, but that will not lose any support because he is here. It did not take the French loAg to decide on a candidate for president, and they had plenty of heroes to choose between, too. Omaha bankers are preparing to assist all they can in the thrift week program. If anybody knows the value of thrift it is the banker. Prince von Bulow has been asked to leave Rome, the city where once he was German am bassador. He should know how the people feel about the war. . a , Everything going up and nothing coming down is the vision of everybody but "Mitch" Palmer. He might as well come on over and make it unanimous. , ,. ' The Echo of Paris says Mr. Wilson dwells m Mount Olympus, not the White House. A lot of simple folks over here have thought it was the Land of Nod. 1 Lord Northcliffe, having settled the Irish question to his own satisfaction, may now de vote some time to working out the details of how to apply his plan. Recorded murders of Americans in Mexico have jumped up three since the first of. the year. Tnis ought to call for at least one more ultimatum to Carrknza. One hundred and twenty-seven million dol lars deposited in Omaha banks on December 31 is a fair indication of the' community's readi ness to meet its Christmas bills. The intrusion of the peerless into the little : muss between the president and .the senate does not seem to be relished at the White House. These democrats do love one another. Walker D. Hines says coal production is sufficient, but mine operators insist it will be many days before that point is reached. It is this sort of disagreement' that disturbs the con sumer. " ' . The secretary of the navy Is right in his at-: titude as to the merit of men who bravely faced death in a sinking ship, but the objection is not to them, but to those) who sustained the shock of war while on continuous shore duty. food for Mind and Body Word comes from L6gansport that a news paper editor of that thriving'city has abandoned his. noble profession and opened a restaurant. , This news will be received by other newspaper men with what the novelists call mingled emo tions. - They will understand at once, of- course, that the commercial prospect has been too great a temptation. From their own experience with restaurant checks they feel sure that profits must be large and fortunes certain for those who are in the business of feeding their fellow men. They may even have a certain sympathy with their former fellow journalist in his new undertaking, and his local brethren, as a passing thought, will hope that he will cater acceptably to the fastidious editorial appetite. The supplying of food for the body is an honorable occupation; no editor will deny that, but what editor will admit it compares with the work of providing, sustenance for the mind? What fair-minded person, even though not of Jhe profession, can maintain that the man who ; serves thin soap at 25 or 30 cents and tough steak at $1.75, which the best of restaurant men will do sometimes,-is of as much service to bu 1 inanity as the newspaper editor who contributes to the, mental welfare and enlightenment of his fellow creatures material which is only occa sionally thin, and never tough? Indianapolis Star, A DAY OF PORTENT. This is the anniversary of the day on which "Andy" Jackson and his riflemen won the battle of New Orleans against the British veterans under Packenham. As such it has some tig nificance to patriotic Americans. It also has been associated with the traditions of democ racy, or to such of the professors of that pecu liar political faith as pretend to draw their in spiration and authority from the Hermitage Just now it has a new and more Intriguing portent. Today word will come from the White House that may or may not terminate the talk of a third term. What Andrew Jackson would have to say in regard to the topic is not of so much interest as what Woodrow Wilson will declare. The Baltimore platform specifically denounced the idea of a third term thus: We declare it to be the unwritten law of this republic, established by custom and usage for 100 years and sanctioned by the examples of the greatest and wisest of those who founded and have maintained our govern ment, that no man should be eligible for a third term of the presidential office. Is this plan still unsplintered, and in binding effect on the mossback party? Would Wood row Wilson dare aspire to another four years at the White House with this declaration of his "party confronting him? Here is another sec tion from the platform on which Mr. Wilson first made the race and was elected: We favor a single presidential term, and to that end we urge the adoption of an amendment ' to the constitution making the president of the United States ineligible for re-election, and we pledge the candidates of this convention to this principle. . . There the matter rests. Mr. Wilson accepted the principle, but made the race a second time. Mr. Bryan, who framed the Baltimore platform, has taken rfo steps to secure the adoption of the principle or the amendment proposed to the constitution. The message from the ' White House and the speech of Mr. Bryan at the din ner in Washington tonight may clear tip the mystery. ' Farmers and the Farm Experts. The debate at the opening session of the farmers congress turned largely on the ap plication of scientific methods as opposed io those of rule of thumb to farming. Conserva tive farmers backed their, opinions as to what is better for the industry against those of the progressive element, and a really beneficial ex change of views resulted. The danger to agri culture is found in the condition where either side may have full control. Ultraconservatism means stagnation, while unwise experimenta tion leads to disaster by another route. A com bination of the two, in just and proper propor tion, will achieve the end sought. , ' Farm methods are, improved by careful ap plication of laboratory results, and these may be taught by young men just out of agricultural schools with as much effect as by men who have reached the same knowledge by the slower process of experience. In either case, if re turns are to be increased, it must be because better use is made of the land. This will only follow when the farmer has a complete tinder standing of all the elements of his problem. The delegate who alleged that the expert could not tell why one patch' of wheat did better1 than another in a drouth season might hava carried his illustration a little farther, and asked why one farmer is prosperous and another alongside has a hard time to come out even. The eounty agent is not able to explain or to overcome these inequalities, but if he js worth, anything at all, he can take to the fanners the message of science as applied to agriculture, and teach them ways by which they can en hance their yield per acre, reduce the drudgery and consequently swell the profits of success ful farming. If this were not so, all the investigation carried on to demonstrate and develop new seeds, new processes and protections, to eliminate pests of various kinds, and to gener ally advance the interests of the greatest of all industries is wasted. Itis well to be conserva tive, but no one gets ahead by standing still. Hoover on Helping Europe. A statement from Mr. Herbert Hooker, who is as well acquainted with the material needs of Europe as any man can be, concerning what is necessary to enable the people over there to get hack onto their feet will have great weight with Americans. And Mr. Hoover says that "outside of temporarily deferring interest which has been clone America's task is re duced to helping out the bread supply of less than 5 per cent of the population of (Europe; that no such situation exists as that which con fronted America at this time1 last year, and that there is no ground for hysteria on either side of; the Atlantic." Another very important point is touched squarely by Mr. Hoover: "The peo ple of prosperous nations who have not suffered with the war should also aid in European relief work." Americans voluntarily assumed the tremen dous task of affording all relief the world needed while the war was on, mainly because our resources were greater and of easier access. Now. that communication is unrestricted, no good reason exists why some of the other coun tries should not contribute proportionately to the job. This is not selfishness on part o.f Americans, but simple justice. , . Order will be brought about in Europe more speedily if it is made plain to the people there that they must do something for themselves. The anarchy and chaos complained of is largely of their own making. Ignorance is at the bot tom of it all, but hysterical sympathy and ill advised charity will not remedy this. One great lesson must- be learned by the millions of Europe, and that is that no matter under what form of government they live, the necessities of life require labor to produce. "Unless a man work, neither Shall he eat," is true for them as it is for anybody. Setting the city budget at $80,000 in excess of expected income is a poor business way to start the year. It may be true that all expen ditures are necessary, but that is all the more reason why income should be provided to meet them. On the other hand, a private firm going along on that basis would soon be in the hands of the sheriff, and the city's affairs are not so much different in this regard from those of its citizens. Persons who stood amazed as the fast mail train sped by at forty miles an hour a few years ago will admit the advance in methods as they watch the flying mail cleave the air at 100 miles each sixty minutes. We ire going some, these days. Consistency From Harvey's Weekly. Senator Knox and Senator Hitchcock were both quite consistent: the one was true to his word in the introduction of hi resolution for declaring peace; the other was similarly true to his record in opposing that resolution. Each was simply repeating his act of months ago. This seems to be overlooked by those who af fect to regard Senator Knox's resolution as a new-fangled device. It is in fact a renewal, mutatis mutandum, of one which he introduced long ago, in advance of the negotiation of the treaty and which Senator Hitchcock, being then in power as a member of the majority party, would not even permit the senate to con sider. The two resolutions were aimed at ex actly the same end. It is, therefore, absurd to charge the latter one with being inspired by opposition to the president, since it is in effect a repetition of one which was framed before anybody but himself knew what the president's policy was going to be. - In another sense Senator Knox's course was marked with fine consistency. It recognized the existence of what has fo;- a year been an indis putable fact. It recognized the validity of the treaty of Versailles far mora than do those who oppose his resolution, for it provides that this country shall recognize the restoration of peace just as soon as three of the great powers shall have deposited their ratifications of the treaty, which is precisely what the treaty itself pro vides. It leaves the acceptance of the details of the treaty by the United States open for future action without prejudice. It speaks definitely for co-operation among the nations of the world for the prevention of war by arbitration, me diation or other peaceful means; for the uphold ing and confirming of international law, and for the reduction of armaments. It outlies a notably coherent-and logical program, in precise accord with American principles, and, we may add, with the principles of the other most enlightened na tions of the world. In'his prompt, off-hand and matter-of-course declaration against the resolution. Senator Hitchcock was equally consistent. He did not wait to analyze it. He entered into no discus sion of it. He simply assumed that of course it will he unacceptable to the president; and also to Germany. Of course, Germany's refusal to acquiesce in our course could not affect in the slightest the going into force of the treaty be tween her and the other powers. It could only affect her relations with us. and, frankly Sen ator Hitchcock to the contrary notwithstanding we cannot persuade ourselves that she would voluntarily doom herself to that non-intercourse with America which we have been told would be disastrous and even fatal to her. rather than accept in that' form precisely the conditions whicn we are told she would gladly accept in another form. There are limits to human credulity, In in this Senator Hitchcock seema incon sistent, it is merely seeming. He is consistent in the highest sense, since he is consistent in his inconsistency.. Moreover, he is notably con sistent without inconsistency in his cocksure as sumption that the resolution will be unaccept able to the president. The fixed rule has been from the beginning that anything would be un acceptable to the president which so much as itted an i or crossed a t in the sacrosanct integrity of the covenant. A Mountain of Troubles The following from an anonymous writer may, perhaps, strike a responsive chord in the breast of many a person entertaining similar sentiments: "For the following reasons I am unable to send you the check asked for: I have been held no. held down, sand bagged, walked on, sat on, flattened out and squeezed. First, by the United States govern ment for federal war tax. the excess profits tax. the Liberty loan bonds, thrift capital stock tax, . i : i a. i 1 iiii viiains incuse buu auto tax, anu uy every society and organization that the inventive mind of man can invent, to extract what I may, or may not, possess. . "irom the Society of St. John the Baotist. the G. A. R., the Woman's Relief, the Navy league, the Red Cross, the Black Cross, the Purple Cross, the Double Cross, the Children's Home, the Dorcas society, the Y. M. C. A. and Y. W. C. A., the Boy Scouts, the Jewish Relief, the Belgian Relief, Salvation army. Knights of Columbus, Milk for French Babies. Orphans home, War Chest, Baby day, Twilight league, JJoys club and every hospital in town. I he government has so eoverned mv busi ness that I don't know who owns it. I am sus pected, inspected, expected, re-examined, in formed, ' required and commanded so I don't know what I am, where I am, or why I am here. All I know is I am supposed to be an in exhaustible supply of money for every known need, desire or hope of the human race; and be cause 1 will not sell all I have and sro out and beg, borrow or steal money to give away I have been cussed, discussed, boycotted, talked to, talked about, lied to," lied about, held up, hung up, robbed and nearly ruined, and the only rea son I am clinging to life is to see what in h 1 is coming next." Wall Street Journal. American Rhysique Every now and then somebody comes alone with something like this which is taken from the columns of one of the best known American newspapers: Because the American girl doesn t eat enough, because she doesn't guard her health, because she doesn't get sufficient exercise, be cause she is below the physical standard, she is to blame, when she becomes the American mother, for the faulty rearing of the babies of the nation; she is to blame for the lack of strength and vitality of the youth of the nation; the generation which preceded her is to blame for the bodily unfitness of one of every four men called for service in the nation's armies." It may be true that one out of everv four men called for service in the war was rejected because of bodily unfitness, but that was be cause America, having an almost unlimited num ber of men, was able to set the military physical standards very high and still get more soldiers than she needed. The American army was far away better physically than any other army; and after what America did in the war it would be very hard to persuade any European, espe cially any German who served on the western front, that the physique of this nation is in feriorCharleston News and Courier. The Day We Celebrate. William A. Clark, millionaire mine owner and at one time United States senator from Mon tana, born at Connellsville, Pa., 81 years ago. Sir Frank W. Dyson, astronomer royal of Great Britain, born at Ashby. England, 52 years ago. ; ' ' Augustus Thomas, author of numerous suc cessful plays, born in St Louis, 61 years ago. Maj. Gen. Sir Sam Hughes, former minister of militia and defense of Canada, born at Dar lington, Ont., 67 years ago. Rt. Rev. Sheldon M. Griswold, .suffrage bishop of the Episcopal diocese of Chicago, born at Delhi, N. Y., 59 years ago. Thirty Years Ago in Omaha. The annual meeting of the Veteran Firemen's association was held at the police court. At 10 o'clock the members and guests assembled for their banquet at the Windsor hotel. Ex-Countv Superintendent Bruner issued a report showing that since the year 1884 the scnooi population oi umana naa aimosi trcoicu. E. W. Simeral returned from a month's sojourn in California. . Tohn I. Jennings of the editorial staff of the New York World' was here en route to San Francisco, where he was to meet Nelly Bly on & tifi wound worj.4 . less f 7 SA Omaha. Jan. S. To the Editor of xn ce: The freedom of the press is absolutelv aMntlal tn th n belng and the perpetuity of the ln- "imuoni or rreeaom or this repub lic. To abridge the freedom of the press in a situation of national tran quality I believe to be a crime. As long as Americanism Is the very genesis and the unfolding of the national consciousness to deny the freedom of the press In an his torical criticism and common Bense analysis of AmB.rloanlam la a norIH. ious betrayal of the sacred trust sivwn me pumisner by the American people. I recently asked the editor of the Omaha Vorld,-Herald to give me the freedom of the press In the expres sion of individual ' opinion through the columns of that paper In what I believe to be a true historical criti cism and a cnmmnn nansA nnnlvst of Americanism, and was positively refused the publication of the fol lowing opinion: As a flttine memorial tn tVi rnl pioneers of America we have again oeienrateri Thanksgiving day. The most significant recurring event in the nation's calendar, the true sig nificance of which is only commen surate with an appreciation of the civilization and institutions of free dom ot this republic. How many of us associate with the day we cele brate an interpretative sense of Americanism. Men and women are today movlnsr with falterinrr cour age and vagueness of vision to know true Americanism. The peoples of the battle-torn nations of Kurone have received Americanism in mys tic wonderment without knowing its peculiar relation of civilization and to human freedom. Americanism cmciflpfl within the fpars of rnon to assert its meaning today wjll on to morrow arise to proclaim Itself as the political possibilities of the right eousness that exalt a nation pecul iar to the Protestant religion. As lone- nm thin retiiihlln Is Protpdlnnt In the interpretation of the teachings of Christ is its democracy secure In the civiliiffttion of America. BRAXTON GARLAND. Dodge School Pays. South Omaha. Jan. 4. To the Rditor of The Bee: I read an article in one of the papers on the old Jail: also a short piece about the old Dodge Street school. I wonder how many women and men are there in Omaha today that remember Prin cipal Allen and his switch, also Miss McElroy. I remember the time Miss McElroy was sick for a couple of weeks and they had two or three teachers in her place. T missed the fun the few days they had the First grade teacher, as I was sick. I often think of the Are we had in 1897 or 1898, when Offle Downs beat his drum as the children marched out. The San Francisco Sun sent him a very nice medal. X also re member the time Mr. Allen took the seven knives away from the husky colored boy and then threw him out of the window. Mr. Allen almost went too far one time. He had a class of us after school one night and made us put our feet on the front seat while sitting on the floor. He almost lost his Job for that trick. The World-Herald gave a piano to the schools about 1898 and, of course, Dodge Street school got It. I suppose some of the boys and girls also remember the first time the "Black Crook" show came to town and left a couple of their girls In Omaha; also they started to Dodge Street school. J. B. PHELPS. ' Price of Eggs. Omaha, Jan. 4. To the Editor of The Bee: The letter appearing in this department a few days ago from F. A. Agnew of South Omaha con cerning the price of eggs is Inter esting, because it Is typical of the at titude of many people. He is op posed to high' prices and profiteer ing In everything except eggs. He has a few chickens himself, so I un derstand, and presumably now and then a few fresh eggs for sale, so he can see no reason why people should object to paying 90 cents or $1 per dozen for eggs, but he is not inter ested in the grocery, shoe or cloth ing business and believes, therefore", that drastic and vigorous measures should be taken to reduce the prices of those commodities. ' , 13. J. M'MANUS. Decision Accepted. 1 A woman politician frankly says that she does not think there are women fit to be president, as women are too young In politics to have the knowledge of affairs and the skill in handling them which such a. po sition requires. Sane and sober thinker of both sexes will agree with her. for only in "recognizing conditions as they are and in re fraining from making wild and im possible claims can the present radi cal change in the new accession to the ballot work for the benefit ot the country, including the women themselves. Baltimore American. Science In Congress Spending. A scientific budget system .would now much simplify the economy program and aid congress very ma terially In spending money where it is most needed. The old system Is seen at its worst when the effort is made to save a billion dollars for the taxpayers quite as much' as when a riot of expenditure is in progress. Springfield Republican. Any More Information Wanted? Now is there any further informa tion the whisky or beer men would like as to the scope and meaning of wartime prohibition or on the law for its enforcement? Kansas City Times. , Irony of Fate. . Oh. the irony of fate! After all she has done to the world, Germany is now to get much of America's un sold whisky! Boston Globe. Sports that Make Men Athletics The Basket Ball Guard. By H. O. PAT) PAGE. The crowd seldom gives any credit for victory to the guards while it commonly explains a de feat by declaring that the guarding was loose. Nevertheless a coach appreciates a good defensive player. It is a hard proposition for your DAILY CARTOONETTE. PRETTY SOFT! RlHTUNDFR THE MISTLETOE Too! WDHEDID- opponents to win if your defense is so perfect they can't shoot any bas kets. Some teams are coached in what is known as the five-man-defense-game, in which every man on the team plays a purely defensive game as soon as the opponents get the ball. But on the typical team the bulk of the defensive work is done by the guards. A guard should be fast so that he can cover his opponent quickly. He must be able to start quickly and stop quickly. If he starts slowly, his opponent will be away with the ball before he can get to him and if he stops slowly, he will be liable to over-rush or over-jump his opponent and thus give him a free shot at the basket. A guard should not be clumsy. Clumsiness leads to fouling which is one of the main things to be avoided. A guard should develop the ability to inter cept passes and get rid of the ball in a quick, accurate pass. A held ball making necessary a jump play in guard territory is a mighty danger ous thing. The stationary guard plays back under the basket rarely going out from it farther than seven yards. He should stay between his nearest opponent and the basket. Thus he is in a position to beat him in get ting rebounds and to prevent follow-up shots. Also, he can meet the speedy opponent coming into the basket for a short shot. In this manner, he forces his opponents to take long shots. Then it becomes his duty to rush and hurry the long shooter in his territory. His duties require him to be big and husky with a long reach and jumping abil ity. The floor guard should have speed, endurance and ability to run the floor. He must be clever at dribbling, dodging, and shooting baskets. He plays the ball rather than his territory or his man, al though he must cover one of the opposing forwards when the ball is in the possession of the opponents. He digs the ball out of dangerous territory and dribbles or passes it into his forward territory. He tries for a basket whenever the oppor tunity presents itself, thus making the fourth possible scoring man on his team. (Next week: "Basket ball team work." Copyright. 1920, by 3. H. MiUar. CHANGED. Tn distant fleldi they He, Young lacia whom you ani I Have teased and played with eunny after noons. : Hava kissed ar flouted under gentle moons In distant field they II. Beneath the blood-bought aoll of Ploardy, Their nam forever et .Among th great whom Tim may not forget Tn distant field they 11. So clothed upon with majesty . So far o far We can but vlw their nhining aa a star That throne Its deathles fire Above tb puny rearh of our desire (ir love or grief. it seema beyond belief That we have aver known These lada to hero-stature grown: That these have ever been to us the gay l ight-hearted comrades of a summer day. Ida Judith Johnson in Contemporary Verse. Union Outfitting Co. To Demonstrate How Davenport Adds Extra Room to Home Delicious Advo Coffee, Rich Alamito Cream and Sun shine Biscuits Served FREE. Kroehler Davenport Week Begins Next Saturday With Demonstrations. Whether you seek to enlarge the sleeping accommodations of your home or wish merely to en hance the attractiveness of your living room, the demonstration and sale of Kroehler Bed Dav enports, which begins at the Union Outfitting Company next Saturday, ia certain to interest you. A Kroehler Bed Davenport saves space saves rent. There are many other feature? that will interest the discrimi nating housewife, snd these will be actually demonstrated during Kroehler Week, January 10 to 16 During the demonstration fra grant Advo Coffee, made deli cious with Alamito Cream and Sunshine Wafers from the Loeae Wiles Bakery, will be served FREE. No purchase necessary. Friday evening, January 16, a "nationally advertised" Kroehler Davenport will be given away. Come to the Union Outfitting Company for complete particu lars. As always, you make your own terms. The aAll Round Girl Red Check and Pep "I Should Worry." By MOLLIS PKICB COOK. "I should worry if it rains or sleets or snows. I can keep healthy ; :iy how." So saying, the Up-to-the-Minntc Athletic Girl opened her bedroom window and began her morning ex ercises. First, with hands straight at sides, she raised and lowered her self on her toes 20 times. Then she raised her hands high over her, head and, without bending knees, brought her finger tips down to the floor 10 times. The tenth time, just for good luck, she touched her palms to the floor and held them there. Then she tried a Floor Push-Up. First position: Flat on floor, face down, palms of hands on floor at sides, arms bent. Second position. Body raised straight from floor, palms of hands, balls of feet and toes touching floor, arms straight. The body is raised up and down by force of the arm and shoulder mus cles. This must be done without bending back, keeping body rigid, and should be performer! from five to -'0 times, depending upon the gill. DOT PUZZLE. At first it is dim cult; then two or three times will be tiring, but grad ually enough strength will be deve! oped so the exercise can be done many times without great effort. Picture an athletic girl in bloom ers and middy directing family exer cises in the living room. There are Brother Bob and father and mother flat on their backs with arms against sides, raising their legs straight in the air without touching their hand; to the floor. A simple enough ex ercise, but really more difficult than it looks. Brother Bob and the Ath letic Girl can bend their legs until the toes touch the floor back of their heads. Mother and father are try ing hard to do the same thing. Fa- 3 .J5 a ' . 3X 4 a 4 41 14 n 4t 1 rt .t? a, 4$' 47 4( It 14 .U 43 13 6 'o iz 1 4 5 Jocko drew a sketch that's fine, Trace the dots' to forty-nine. i'raw from "jne tc two. and so cn to the end. ther says. "If every person would do this little stunt several times everv Hay there would be no siclt bodies." Exercising indoors does not hava the snap and dash of outdoor fun, hut it is muscle building and health giving and it furnishes as valuable: a chance for intensive training ni formal gymnastics. (Next week: "I'll Say So.") Copyright, ltii. by ,T. H. Millar. RUB ON SPRAINS, PAINS. 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