20 THE OMAHA SUNDAY BEE! -DECEMBER 21, 1919. The Omaha Bee DAILY (MORNING) EVENING SUNDAY FOUNDED BT EDWARD OBEWATK I . VICTOR BOSEWATER, EDITOR THB BEI PUBLI8HIN0 COM PANT, PHOPRIXTO MEMBERS OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS Tee Assooletod Pre, f which Tin MUl f Mnk entitled t th w for publiMUoa el all new dispatches rdll2 to it or not otaerwts ereditod In this pspsr. and els Ik local news published herein. All right of publloatlo t mi metal dispatches are also mamd. ' . BEE TELEPHONES i MM Branch Bxeheni. A for th TvIaI 1 000 tlIUliai or Particular Person Wanted. I JTlCr i WW Far NIfht ui Sunday 5rrfe Calli Sdttorlal Department - . - - Tyler letoL CtrrmUUM Department ..... Trior lOOJl, Adrertlilni Dsmrtineot Trior lOOSL OFFICES OF THE BEE Homo Offlc. B Building, lit and ruiia. Amm 4110 Wort Seta I Pari fesso 111 Military At. South tld OmukII Bhrffl , IS Boo" St. I W.irt Out-of-Townr Offtcaai Kt TA 0f?iM sm nrtb a, i WMHimto Chicago Sgr Bid. I Unoola MIS 'Tenworth Dll M Stmt 111 Monk Mta 1111 O Btnot 1UI B Stress OCTOBER CIRCULATION I Daily 66,315 Sunday 63,160 anr elreulstlon fnr the atonta sabscrlbed sad aware to ky B. B. Bum. Circulation Manager. Subscriber learlnf Iho city should have Tho Bo Bailee to thorn. Addree changed aa often a required. You should know that Receipts of sheep tit the Omaha stock yards incresiOd by 10 per . cent in 1919 .over the record of 1918. What The Bee Stands Fori 1. Reipect for the law and maintenanct of ,, order. - . 2. Speedy and certain punishment of crime through the regular operation of the courts. 3. Pitiless publicity and condemnation of inefficiency lawlessness and corrup tion in office. 4. Frank recognition and commendation of honest and efficient public service. 5. Inculcation of Americanism at the true . basis of good citizenship. Trial juries run true to form. "Joe" Folk is some mediator, all right , "Vic" Berger admits his re-election is "revo lutionary;" worse, it is ridiculous. V . 1 . . - More snow is promised for Christmas. It can't make matters much worse hereabouts. . Six ships in one day from a California ship yard is prodf that the rush did not end when the fighting stopped. If a little of that reticence had been ex hibited some months ago, a great deal less reaso for it might now exist. ' According" to the number of people who "knew all about" the Kirk case is correct, the affair surely wasn't much of a secret . Maybe after' New Year's we will notice the effect of all the victories recently won by the attorney general against the profiteers. , Kansas farmers are said to be losing plenty wheat because of delay in threshing. The only safe place to hold the wheat is in the bin. The Phoenix oark affair in 1882 did not helo Parnell any, and it is not likely Sinn Fein will gain much from the latest event there. The grocer locked in his own ice box while thieves loot ( his cash register knows something practical about crime conditions in Omaha. Yanks on their way home from Siberia send warning ahead of the reds, who ought to know by this time where the American Legion stands. Complaint is made that .not enough ships can be obtained to haul the condemned booze out of the country between now and January 16. Sad. High priced eastern eoal is reported to be competing against low priced western coal In middle west cities just .now. Omaha has need of both kinds. The ease with which intending suicides st- drug stores need overhauling for ether sales than those of alcohol. A visiting cattleman from Australia tells us how much less it costs to live there. He doesn't mention the other side of the picture, how much less it it worth while. Lumber jacks are reported to be declining to go into the timber even at $10 a day, and at the same time the Minnesota supreme court holds that home-brewed liquor is illegal. There may be a connection here some place. The senate has moved to make effective the changes needed in the war risk insurance, by which disabled soldiers will get relief in pro portion to their injury rather than what was allowed by the blundering bill originally passed. , Uncle Sam can afford to keep faith with his defenders. , What the. Original American Is Doing The annual report of the commissioner of Indian affairs has an unusual interest as showing the war activities of the American Indian. The total Indian population of 332,702,. of whom 292,198 are pure-bloods, contributed 10,000 sol diers to the American army. -All of these ac quitted themselves with credit some won the French war cross and other military decorations and many were cited for bravery. Indians, moreover, subscribed for $25,000,000 worth of Liberty and Victory bonds and have $1,000,000 in war savings stamps. This is an exhibition of patriotism and loyalty on the part of the original unhyphenated Amer icans which their pale-face countrymen may view with respect Perhaps it would be better . for the country if it had more representatives of this vanishing race. Perhaps the Indians themselves might wish that their forefathers as wards of the nation had enjoyed more of that paternal protection that is so generously extended to alien plotters and hyphenate agi tators. Indians, indeed, have shown themselves back ward in certain lines of social development They have not assimilated anarchist ideas or had anything to do with bolshevist propaganda, and they do not flaunt red flags. Their un tutored minds have never learned to exchange the scalping knife for the bomb. They would fc rated tow in anw bolshevik scheme of srov- ernment, but they have proved themselvet good- nnsra Affincaniyr-iw. ers .worto,, CHRISTMAS SHOPPING JOYS. Old HI Cost O'Llving must feel pretty" cheap right now. He hat just endured, sustained, and put up with an onslaught that would give an or dinary person quite a shock. Yet Old Hi can stand a trood deal of the tort of treatment that hat been heaped pon him. It bat come from the host of Christmas shoppers, who have been buying everything on the catalogue. To be sure, the advanced price hat been noted by all, but the purchase was mtdt just the tame. People have the money to spend, and the will to spend it and that It the main thing. One other point deserves attention. In days gone by it has been quite the thing to ad vise people to do their shopping early, drawing pictures of the dreadful crush that awaited the proerastinators, the wornout shop girlt and all that sort of thing. , These are conspicuously ab sent now. A rude and altogether unwelcome fuel embargo thrust itt pretence into the midst of the festivities, but the public put the best face possible, and shopped away with diligence during the houn when shopping waa good, and came out at the end rather well pleased. Then the normal conditions were restored, and on came the real army of spenders. Instetd of the tired, bedraggled thop girl, the buyen found the bright alert salesperson, full of "pep" and tntp, ready to fill their wanta at far at possible, affable, courteous and even tempered. These were made so by the check ing up of sales each evening, showing that it payt to take care of customers. Into the stores each morning trooped the clerks, and out of them in the evening poured a throng of tired but happy people, clerks and shoppers mingling in the multitudes that packed the can to suffo cation, all pleased with the day's work, and none grumbling. ' The big rush was over last night, but three more days yet remain for the wind-up of the most noteworthy season of Christmas shopping Omaha has ever experienced. Old Hi Cost O'Living may come back to torment us next week, but for the moment he is defeated. Sailing of the "Soviet Ark." An army transport leaving New York har bor writes a new line in American history. It carries back to ' Russia a congregation of de voted but misguided propagandists who came to America for the purpose of overturning our government Not only that but to upset our social and industrial organization, reform our ways of living, and recast our institutions into other shapes. . Defenders, of these rely on the Declaration of Independence, but fail to grasp itt particular significance. Among the inalienable rlghtt of men, created free and equal, that document lists "life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness." To "secure these rights governments are instituted among men, deriving their just powers from the consent -of the governed, and whenever any form of government becomes destructive to the ends for which it it Instituted, it it the right of the people to alter or abolish It and to in stitute new government" ete. So far it has not been shown that the government of the United States, existing by consent of the governed, is destructive to either of these ends. Under our lawa life, liberty and the pursuit of haopiness are secure to all who go about their daily walk in a decorous and seemly fash ion. It it only the malcontent the unruly, or the intentionally criminal persons who find themselves limited by the law. The man who does not want to be bound by the rules made to govern all toon finds himself hampered, for society will not long tolerate him after he be comes a menace. ' That it what the preachers of anarchy have omitted from their calculations. They are going back to soviet Russia, there to enjoy life under the "dictatorship of the proletariat," for Ameri cans will have none of their absurdities, and do not care to have them about leading thoughtless persons into trouble from which those who per suade them are powerless to extricate them. The soviet ark doet not carry peacemakers, but trouble-breeders. ' Suicide and the Season. Omaha is not alone in way of enduring a suicidal epidemic Every large city in the coun try presents a situation similar to the one noted here. It may teem somewhat remarkable that the glad holiday season of the year should be distinguished by the unusual number of self-inflicted deaths, but as it has been characterised by the uncommon array of other disturbing events, the suicides may be accepted as an out come as sequential as unpleasant. Nerves give way under strain, and the overwrought mind looses itt moorings, and death fa tought at a relief. Condltioni have long been euch at to encourage distraction, and trifles easily are mag nified into calamities when the brain is al ready racked by perplexities it can not master. The pathology of auiclde leadt directly to the subnormal or the abnormal, and these are ac centuated by the deranged and unsettled social relations that have marked the last twelve months. It would be idle to atcribe any ma terial deterioration of the national fiber to the circumstances; the victims suddenly feel them selves no longer willing to go on facing "a sea of troubles," and so "by opposing end them." The germ it ever latent, and Is now virulently active because of other unbalanced elements of life. The suicide mania it a tymptom rather than the disuse. Industrial Growth la Omaha. Day by day for many weeka the local papers have announced industrial changes in Omaha, establishment of new and expansion of old in stitutions, indicating a growth that 'is astonish ing in its aggregate. Omaha it not often thought of at a manufacturing center, but as iong ago as 1914 the federal government's sur vey found here over 25,000 persons employed in. the various factoriet that are dotted over the jcity. How much thja has been increased no one can say witn accuracy, but tnat it has Been almost doubled 'is within the range of truth. Pay rolls have been increased accordingly, and with the advance in wage rates must now amount to a sum that would be looked upon as respectable "anywhere. At a venture it is safe to put Omaha's factory pay roll -at aomething like $40,000,000 annually at this time, and it is still growing every day. When the railroad, store and office pay rolls are added to this, the sum will amount to an enormous total. This is the substantial basis of the city's greatness, and while it is set out here'only In generalities, the forthcoming review of the year's activities will furnish details that will astonish as well as gratify the citizens who have pinned their faith tt the real Gate Qty ef the West. British Kept Up With Von . Bernstorff From the Brooklyn Eagle. The following material It translated from the latest German newspaper! which , have reached thlt country. The war Inquiry before which the testimony quoted In the following ar ticle was given it sitting in Berlin to fix re sponsibility for Germany's conduct of the war. I Germany's difficulties In keeping up tecret communication with itt representatives In the United States during the opening years of the war are revealed in interesting fashion Ijy the testimony of Count" Bernstorff before the Ger man war inquiry in Berlin. England deciphered every secret German code used in thewireless messages sent from Sayville, Count Bernstorff declared. An attempt to send Albert the Ger man propagandist home on the German sub marine Deutschland failed because her owners objected. Interesting excerpts from the stenog raphic transcript of the testimony follows: Romberg Count Bcrnstortf took the atti tude that Wilson was quite sympathetically in clined toward us, whereat in Berlin the strong est distrust prevailed. I am under the impres sion that between Washington and headquar ters in , Berlin, during this important period, a clear understanding of what was telegraphed back and forth did not always exist. That came from difficulty in establishing connections. If the ambassadors were not in a position to travel . to Germany, couldn't an official have been sent to Germany with the message? What steps did he take to make tome such arrange ment with the American government? Count Bernstorff Our single cable had been destroyed, so there remained for us only the use or the wireless. The United States gov ernment took the stand from the very begin ning that the wireless stations before the war had not been fully used and that according to the agreement of The Hague convention their use could not be extended. The French capi tal was concerned in the enterprise and the French joint interests demanded the immedate closing of the station. The United States government thereupon took over the control of the .station and demanded that they be in formed of the contents of all communications. We were permitted to use codes, but were obliged to deposit our codes with the American government which was supposed not to reveal them to the Entente. If they were actually revealed, I of course cannot say. - It became necessary to send the present Assistant State Secretary Albert to Berlin by way of the sub marine Deutschlandi This journey was thwarted, however, by the opposition of Captain Koenig. Naturally I myself couldn't go, as the Entente would not let me pass. The American govern ment was made cognizant of the circumstances and they recalled Gerard to America. . Ex-Foreign Secretary Zimmerman was then asked regarding action taken: , Zimmerman I conferred with Gerard as to whether it would not have been possible for us to use the cable more frequently. Gerard ex plained that the neutrality of his government mult be preserved. It could not escape unno ticed if we made use of the American cable too often. We were then in duty bound to limit our correspondence with Ambassador Bernstorff as much as possible. Wireless intercourse was ab solutely unsuited for secret communications. We were suspicious that our code dispatches would immediately become known to the En tente. Another possible way of communicating, by way of several neutral stations, could only be used in exceptional easel. Personal com munication with the ambassador or a means of having our messages personally conveyed would have been very desirable to us The home journey of Secretary Albert was frustrated be cause the owners of the submarine Deutschland did not want io expose themselves to any un pleasantness from the American government. Representative Schuecking Did vou see any thing unfriendly in the conduct of the American government in this case? Count Bernstorff We were of the opinion that the attitude held by the American govern ment was a false one. They thought they could not act otherwise in view of The Hague con vention. , To a question by Dr. Hoetsch, Count Bern storff replied: The code was not changed as often at we were accustomed to change it 'un der normal conditions. When connections were not cut off entirely, we would change the code, once every month or once in two months. Only in the two voyages made by the Deutschland did we employ two different codes. Later I dis covered that the English had succeeded in de coding many of our telegrams. Whenever there were a sufficient number of telegrams at hand, every cipher could be easily translated. Dr. Hoetsch You do not think that, treach ery or deceit had anything to do with it? Count Bernstorff I do not believe there was any treachery or deceit. t : " 'Tain't Expensive Enough". "Curfew Rings Up Record on City's Cash Registers." This heading introduces a story of Saturday's remarkable shopping Icenes in Chicago, of which an incident of a young man and an ounce of perfume is worthy of elabora tion. "I want to buy some perfume," said the young man. - "This is very, fine; $5 an ounce," the sales woman replied, and placed a tiny bottle on the counter. "Got something better?" asked the young man. ' i. "Here it tome at $10 an ounce." "Tain't expensive enough; good night." And the young man moved away. V This being an age of science, we admit that events have antecedents, and, being somewhat startled by the incident described above, we seek its inception. What manner of man is it who scorns per fume at $10 an ounce because '"tain't expensive enough?" "Upon the meager evidence of hit " 'tain't" we assume he is a youth of no espe cial social attainments. As he was one in the greatest mid-December shopping crowd Chi cago has ever known, we may assume that he sought the perfume as a Christmas gift to his sweetheart. It is reasonable to 'believe she is a girl of his own social stratum. Why, then, did he scorn perfume at $10 an ounce? It was, not because he disliked the scent He didn't even try it It was not be cause he disapproved of the brand. It was ap parent that be knew nothing of the brands. It was timple, at he rather ostentatiously as serted, that it was not sufficiently expensive. The cost was to him the sole proof of quality, and he realized that the prospective recipient of the gift would judge by the same standard. He wished to show her that the best was none too good for the object of his attentions. And he had the money to pay for it. At last we approach the point. High wages, high costs, and high living meet again. It is ot.e more item of evidence in proof of the growing conviction that increases in wages alone will not solve today's labor and social difficulties. In this country they are leading too directly to extravagance and astentation superficial advantages developing no sound so cial effort on the part of wage-earners to strengthen their foundation in American life. Our union classes are heterogeneous; torn from different customs and traditions in various parts of Europe, and even in the second generation here still lacking a racial cohesion and a definite trend toward more substantial advantages of improved income. Chicago Tribune. t Home Health Hints Reliable advice given In, thlt column On prevention and eure ot dlseaee. Put your ques tion in plain language. Tour name will not be printed. Ask The Bee to Help Yon. Alcohol as a Power Fuel. , In the report of the British interdepartmental committee on the production and utilization of power alcohol, which was recently made pub lic, it recommended the establishment of . a government organziation to initiate and super vise experimental and practical development work on the subject and the London Times states that such an organization, with funds, is to be set up under the department for scientific tad industrial research. New Weapon Against Tubevonloaia, A new method of warring agalnat tuberculosis isv coming into favor among English practitioners. How far it has been adopted Is not ttated, but it is a modification , of the "gassing" methods used in treating the "flu." Writing of the new prac tlce, the Medical Correspondent of the London Times says: It is becoming eleaV that addl tlonal steps to cope with tubercu losls are urgently needed. . Reports from all parts of the country em phasize the large number of eases which exist and information received would seem -to suggest thati the plight of, these sufferers Is bad sometimes, bad in the extreme. The whole problem of the disease falls naturally into four parts. There is first ot all prevention, in the sec ond place there it cure, in the third place there Is the after-care of the cured case, and finally there la the industrial question. Prevention means segregation and to a lesser extent the control of the milk traf flo (so that surgical tuberculosis in infants and children may be pre vented). A great deal has been done la this direction and publicity cam paigns are accomplishing their work, if slowly. Notification, moreover, though its critics point to Its fail ures, has not been without value in Indicating the whereabouts of the dlseaee. But it would seem that preven tion has been too little ooncerned with what may be called the bacter iological aspect of the subject. Tubercle is seldom found at a pure infection; it is usually associated with other infectious conditions. The prevention of these latter, notable respiratory infections, may go a long way towards making the human soil unsuitable for the tubercle bacillus. It . is a work of immense difficulty, as the influenza epidemio showed. On the other hand, the ideal of a system of stations in which, per haps by the use of gaaee, members of the pubSio could be disinfected in their noses and throats, is by no means an impossible one The work recently described by the Times on the use of gas in Influenza epidemics, is being carried on and may develop so tnai wnen -coias - and other respiratory troubles are prevalent-people may be able to be disinfected at Intervals and so to avoid trouble. The effect of a sue cessful war against these "minor ail ments" would assuredly be evident sooner or later in the tuberculosis returns. Nor Is the subject of cure being left unattended to. Some early re sults of an encouraging nature have suggested the possibility of obtain ing a drug capable of preventing the growth of tubercle bacilli in the same way In which salvarsan pre vents the growth of the syphilis or ganism. Several very eminent work ers are devoting themselves to this task and the medical research com mittee is supporting their efforts. Sanltorlum treatment if it hat not achieved all that was hoped and this is a truism now-has help ed matters to a certain extent But the available accommodation it far below the requirement Great addi tions to the number of beds are necessary and must be provided if the present state of matters is to be brought to an end. Moreover, an extension of the village settlements is desirable.. These settlements have been tried carefully and have proved of great worth. The idea is to pro vide the consumptive with work suitable to him and to ensure that he does not, by returning to bad surroundings, drift again into inca pacity. The government have done Sell to support the idea and may urged to increase their efforts in this direction. A comprehensive scheme would thus secure diagnosis of the' case at the earliest possible moment and its immediate removal to a special institution in which the most recent and reliable means of treatment would be available. The tubercu losis dispensary la not - the ideal aimed at here because with the best intentions little cart be achieved at such places.' The patient should be under the close observation of ex pert physicians and should be able to obtain at once all that is ordered for him for example, cream and cod' liver oil. He should live in good surroudnlngs and be separated for a time from uninfected persons. The next stage would be his trans fer for a period to a colony where the medical aspect of the case would be less immediately Important than the industrial. Here he would begin work and would "work , up" as far as hie strength allowed, 'when cured he could then return to ordinary life; if he relapsed he would go back to the special hospital. We are far Indeed from this ideal in handling the mass of cases. But we must attain to it nevertheless, for the cost of tubercle is at present enormous and the money had better be spent in a worthy and useful way than frittered on ill thought-out schemes which only aggravate the mischief. OUT OF THE ORDINARY. Tho Day Wo Celebrate. , Frank T. B. Martin of Martin Brothers A Co., born 1876. Adele Ritchie, a prominent actress of the musical comedy stage, born in rnnaaeipnia e years ago. Lynn J. Frailer, governor of North Dakota, born In Steele county, Minnesota, 4o years ago. Lon V. Stephens, ex-governor of Mlssourlt born at Boonvllle, Mo., 61 years ago. Walter Hagen, national open golf champion of the United States, born at Rochester, N. x., 27 years ago. Thirty Tears Ago In Omaha. Mr. 'El. Rosewater, editor of The Bee, and tome of his Chicago friends were given a dinner in Chicago by Mr. H. v. Bemis or the Richelieu Mm. Adeline, Pattl graced the oc casion with her presence. Mist Lulu Carter gave a theater cart? at -the Boyd to 14 vounsr dso pie. The four boxes occupied were decorated wtin smllax and rosea After the performance the party had an elaborate supper at the Paxton hotel. The Thomas-Houston Electric Light company commenced work on a three-story brick station 'on Jones and Sixth streets, to cost $15, 000. W. J. Connell, congressman from Nebraska, was assigned to the labor committee and also the committee on expenditures for public buildings. . , Christmas A ehlmney 118 feet high will ewfy 10 inches in a high wind without danger. Stockings first eame Into general us In the 11th century. Before that time cloth bandages were worn about the feet ; . ' It Is estimated that one of the Pe ruvian rain trees will on the average yield from nine to ten gallons of water each day. Twins are more common In oold than in warm countries, and among mothers of between 25 and 80 years than at other ages. The Japanese host never entrusts the making of tea to his servants on high occasions; it Is a task he invari ably performs himself. The royal crown of Persia, which dates back to remote aget. Is In the form of a pot of flowers, surmounted by an uncut ruby the size of a hen's egg. . N Scotch fishermen, who are among the most superstitious of folk, be lieve that contrary winds will be the result of having eggs on board with them. The Japanese cultivate crysanthe mums of 269 varieties of colors. Of these 87 are white, 668 yellow, 82 purple, 81 pink, 12 russet and 14 of mixed hues. Half a million barrels of high grade petroleum in 10 years Is the record yield of one of the pioneer wells In the Salt Creek oil field of Wyoming. If anyone began to count the cor puscles in the body of a man of average size, counting at the rate of 100 a minute, day and night, it would take 285,000 years to complete the task. Hand-made paper Is produced In Japan principally by farmers as a secondary occupation which they can pursue in seasons when there is nothing to be 1 done in the fields. There are no fewer than 60,000 families engaged in this industry. The coming year will mark the semi-centennial of the founding of three of the foremost publio art gal leries In America the Metropolitan Museum of -Art in New York, the Museum of Fine Arts in Boston, and the Corooran Gallery of Art In Washington. Every country in Europe has Its special Christmas vdellcacy. In Enr land the mince pie and plum pud ding reign supreme. Boiled chestnuts and white wine are essential features of the tradl tlonal Christmas fare with the neas antry all over France. The principal and traditional dish of the Viennese for Christmas eve dinner or supper Is carp taken from the Danube, chopped small, baked. ana eaten with pepper sauce. It is a curious fact that although the mistletoe Is used so freely in the decoration of homes at the Christ mas season, It Is rarely, if ever, seen in the decoration of sacred edifices. probably because of its early .asso ciation with pagan rites. It is not generally known that. be sides Christians, there are many other people who keep December 25 as a festival tor different reasons. The Persians, the Hindus, even the Egyptians, do so; and even among tne Aracs the "Beardless Rider' moves about In disguise, playing amusing pranks and collecting gifts. The celebration of Christmas is strangely erratic from a geographi cal standpoint. Thus, in nothern, Europe the Scandinavian people keep it religiously, but their next- door neighbors, the Russians, pay comparatively little attention to it reserving their rejoicings for New Year's day, and still more for, Easter. It Is believed that the first histori cal mention of the Christmas tree is found in the notes of a certain Strasburg citizen of unknown name, written In the year 1605. "At Christ mas," he writes, "they set tip fir trees In the parlors of Strasburg, and hang thereon roses cut out of many colored paper, apples, sweets and gold-foil." One Christmas some years ago the home of a woman residing In Phila delphia caught Are during the night, the inmates being warned of their danger by the barking of a dog. For several years afterwards the ani mal's mistress made a tree in Its honor, the decorationa including beefsteak and toy rats for the dog's consumption and amusement. One legend concerning the origin of the Christmas tree runs that Mar tin Luther, coming home one crisp starry night before Christmas, wish ed to convey to his children an Idea of the beauty of the night, and as he stood pondering the thought came to hhn to cut a tree and cover It with candles that seemed . to him the nearest likeness he could give them. The factory girls of Lancashire, England, have a Christmas pissing custom all their tfwn. When the holiday Is about to commence grouns of girls band themselves to gether, with the Intention of kissing all the males in the factory. The men, on being kissed, are expected to contribute small sums toward a fund to provide refreshment and en tertainment later In the day. Nowhere In the whole of his em pire is Christmas day more happily spent than by King George and Queen Mary at Sandrlnsrham, and nowhere Is Yuletlde hospitality more hearty, simple and genial. It is the one day of the year on which. his majesty can escape the ceremonial and cares of his high position and lapse Into the role of an English country gentleman, entertaining his guests in his own home without the formality of court life and the daily round of his kingly duties. A Tough Old World. It looks to he yie case that a man who needed It now and then for his constitution will have to amend his constitution. Detroit News. Begin at Home. If America cduM get all Its own bad children spanked and properly put to bed, it would have more en thusiasm for mandatories. Chicago News. FOR Surely yon want to know more about Dr. Humphreys' Remedial than the information given around the bottle of "Seventy-seven" for Grip and Colds; that has served you so well. ; ' They are described in a simple manner in a Medical .book pub lished in English, French, Spanish, Portuguese and German mailed free to any address in the world. At all Drat n4 Country StorM. , Humphrey' Borneo Medicine Co., IBS William Street. New York, ' HEAVY HOISTING . J. DA VIS 1212 FARNAM ST. TelD.JS3 IN THE BEST OF HUMOR. Wlllr I aPPOM your Idea, of e. pertut woman U on who hu no fault T Billy Mo. merely on who acknowl edge them.-London Idea. "Women are to be prrat4 from at tempting homemade win." "I hop o." xolalmed Uncle Bill Bot tletop. "I taeted aom oao," Washing ton 8Ur. v . 'Tlayed la look that lime." . " Hw r ' "My wife asked m M I had been drink ing; and I wa Just abl t say ao." LouIstIU Courier-Journal. ' "I don't know' what we eanmake t Ethel," said the mother; "b sleep so much.' . , "I knew, mamma, said Tomral. "Make a ohaper of hr." Tonker Statesman. lira. JL-Tou aar you kept a oook for a whole month.' How In th world did you manage Itt Mr. B. We wor erulalns on a house boat and ah oouldn't awlnt. Boston Trancrlpt- Dootor Madam I shall have to paint your anaband'a throat wltbj nitrate ot silver. Profiteer" Wife Please us nltrat at fold, doator. Th xpn Is quit Im material. London Opinion. A HINT TO THE HOMELESS. I read f a Plea for th hereele Th boarding sense reeiueni Who are aoomea to e erouna mi With no movie or raderlll to cheert Th eoal trlk haa ahut U amusement. Their wor ha ba laid on th hl. And th poor thing are w forced ta hobnob With If dreadful to think af U l aelvee. Thar are book to aa had wM wrth ThrdnTt bit vt-dra they aaay blk In. And th poor wilt need help they sen render . ' ... , If there not aa aa end to thlt atrlkln; . If ther'r woman, . there's wln' and knlttln'l . It they're mn thr oa ghovol th anew. From th walk of th weak and th sd; .. . There sir plenty at meh, w alt know. , Th homeless have treasure awaiting t That they havent discovered as yt: When they find It. no sign on their belfry Will advertise space ther to let: For It monstrous ta dub yourself lonan When th atrlk puts your job on th hlf Ton Imply thr la nothing mnoh to you When you're not a good pal to yourwlf. B ATOLL NB TRKLE. Player-Piano Sale Two Carloads Sacrificed 1L 'it At Less Than Factory Prices Without warning to us after our warehouses were filled to capacity we received two carloads 'C k. L.J ui uuv unTci-piauu iiuai, wo uaii picTiuusij w dered but because of under production at the fac tory we had not expected to arrive until February. EVERY ONE MUST BE SOLD .v ;"' We are loaded to capacity every one of these player-pianos must be sold at any cost. We have lowered the prices on these players until they repre sent the greatest buying opportunity ever offered to the people of Omaha 1 Priced as Low as $398 They comprise the finest makes every one of them carrying our iron-clad guarantee. Apollo, Gulbransen, Hospe, Cable' Nelson, Lagonda, Hinze and Kirnball ':t REMEMBER these pianos include the famous Hospe the strongest line of player pianos ever sold in Omaha eaoji one guaranteed by us as staple as a gov ernment bond. AND ALL AT REDUCED PRICES BUY IT NOW . ; - - Make a deposit and have it delivered later. Take advantage of the lowest price made in Omaha. OUR TIME PRICES ARE OUR CASH PRICES. Everything in Art and Music 1513 Douglas St The Art and Music Store iiiiiiiiiHlMiiiiiiininiiiliiliiiiilMiiiiii)uiiiiiiMiiiiniiiiiiiniiii!iiniiiiuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!iiiigin I FOR THE NEW YEAR WHY NOT I 1 ! The Columbia Way j We do not believe in the agent going after business 1 unaided. He should have a Columbia Agency contract direct with? the Home Office, and the assistance of the I Columbia; system of direct field helps to increase his success. ' With best policies to sell, best service to policy I holders to make friends, best business getting helps, 1 makes the "Columbia Way" the BEST WAY. Columbia Life Insurance Company Fremont, Nebraska. IwwitnfWHIMItlllWlllWnWITlW