THE BEE: OMAHA. MONDAY, OCTOBER 27, 1919, The Omaha Bee DAILY "(MORNING) EVENING SUNDAY FOUNDED BY EDWARD ROSRWATER VICTOR ROSEWATER. EDITOR THE BE! PUBLISHING COMPANY. PROPRIETOR MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS Th Aaenciaurd Preaf. of wkloa The Bt I a number. If x dual rely entitled to the um for publlcatloo of all nom diapatche credited to II or ot othrwi endued la thli paper. Md ale Ik local news publlahad kereln. Ail rltt si publication at out apeolai ditpatckw are 1m naened, ' BEE TELEPHONES! Print BranoS luntnn. AU for tuTvl,i 11)00 Department or particular Pimu Wanted. JFCr lw"u For Night and Sunday Sorvico Calli riltorlal Department - . . Ty! 1000L. Circulation Iprtmot Trier 1008L AdTtrtielai Department -' Tyler 1008 L. " OFFICES OF THE BEE Rom Office, Be Building, 17th mad Firnam. RrAfih Office! : Ann 4110 North J4tn Park Voiiaom 11 Military ae. South Bid Council Bluffi 15 Scott BL I Walnut Out-of-Town Office. New Tort Cltr M Fifth Are. I Washington Chicago Seeger Bid. I Lincoln 2615 Leavenworth 2318 N 8tree ll North 40th 1311 fJ street 1330 H Street T SEPTEMBER CIRCULATION! Daily 66,084 Sunday 61,893 Avenge eireolatfon for the aiontk lubeorltxd and mi to kf H. B Baiaa. Circulation Manager. Subacribar leaving th city chouM bav ths Be mailed to them. Addr changed a ofUa a required. .You should know that Omaha terminal elevator have a storage capacity of more than 18,000,000 bushels of grain. What The Bee Stands For 1. Respect for the law and maintenance of order. 2. Speedy and certain punishment of crime through the regular operation of the courts. 3. Pitiless publicity and condemnation of inefficiency, lawlessness and corup tion in office. X4. Frank recognition and commendation of honest anttjsfficient public service. 5. Inculcation of Americanism as the true basis of good citizenship, How does the old time feel today? Omaha grocers know how to make a display. Emeralds at $1,000 a karat are now-within the reach of the honest toiler. Scotland going dry? Weel, weel! D'ye ken ony thing like that, mon? Business in Mexico of seizing American citi zens and holding them for ransom shows no falling off, ; Maybe after a few more practice games, the Cornhuskers will win one but the season will be over by that time. ' If some of the eminent supporters of the league of nations were as accurate as they are dogmatic, their arguments would be more convincing. "T. R." once settled a great strike of anthra cite coal miners by a simple process that is open to the present administration, if it can be induced to adopt a precedent. School teachers may come to the Omaha convention with no dread of not finding! ac commodation or haying to submit to extor tionate prices at any point. Subscriptions to The Bee's free shoe fund all f o one way to furnish shoes for school chil dren who otherwise will have none. It is 100 per cent charity. Come on! One thing may be said in regard to the flirtations between the soldiers and the town girls around the court house no one has tried to conceal any of the goings-on. The president might have expressed an opinion at to the merits of a controversy in which the facts are so plain. This is no time for the executive to mince matters. Administration senators have asked the presi dent how to vote on the reservations, thus demonstrating their fitness, as, members of a tp-ordinate branch of the government. Including Florence . within tne Omaha "switching zone" should mean a considerable expansion of certain activities, but may not be especially welcome to the suburbanites who have Sought quite out north. First of the Pacific coast flyers 1o reach home was Captain Smith, whose record in the rsce will be second only to that of the "flying parson." Results have' not been tabulated, but that the aviators have achieved something for the good of the service is admitted by all. If the present ' legislative committee on profiteering has no better effect than the inquiry, made six years ago, it might as well go home. The legislature then adopted a resolution direct ing the attorney general and the county attorney to get after the food manipulators, but neither ever made a move to carry out the order. Scintillations by Sorrenson The Examiner. The Bee's numerous roasts of the manage ment of the police department in particular and the demoralized condition of the department in general are 90 per cent true, and then some more. It's The Bee's truth that stings. Truth i squashed to earth will get up again, and keep a-moving along with The Bee. No newspaper ' ever told the truth without making enemies, and The Bee should congratulate itself for the 'enemies that it has made. Say, Victor, keep on . hewing to the line, and don't you give a tinker's damn where the chips may fall. ., f " . Commissioner Ringer is well qualified to make a successful poker player. He knows how to put up a shtt blurt on a tour Hush. 5 The fact that bonding companies are mighty skeery about taking risks on Omaha policemen is pretty good 'proof that there is something .-. rotten in the management of the department i The Amalgamated Union of Omaha Pulpit Pounders No. 1 has indicted The Omaha Bee " for "in a large measure (exact dimensions not specified) instigating arid augmenting by sensa tional, misleading and malicious statements" the infamous riot of Sunday, September 28, 1919. c: The Amalgamated Union of Pulpit Pounders charges that the "vicious criticism indulged in by The Bee leads only to anarchy and riot." , The Bee, having given bonds for its appear ance for trial before the august tribunal of the pulpiteers, is allowed meantime to pursue its - devilish and anarchistic career. "I should smile," remarked Editor Rosewater,- when - served with notice of the indictment STOPPING THE MINERS' STRIKE. Whatever effect the president's orders to the soft coal miners may have, it will be .palliative and not corrective. To declare unlawful the threatened stoppage of work in all mines, with its attendant possibility of disaster to the social and industrial life of the country, is justifiable and may cause the miners to desist, but it does not touch the root of the trouble. Mr. Wilson is eminently correct in his characterization of the proposed strike as im moral and unjustifiable. The men base tfleir claim for the thirty-hour week on the fact that with 80,000 .miners in the military service,! those employed produce under a forty-eight-hour week 135,000,000 tons of coal more than peace requirements call for. They ask, therefore, that the working time be cut down and the wages increased in order that sUjnay live well and happily on less production. This rests squarely on the socialistic doctrine that happiness is found only In idleness, and that production should never exceed consumption. At this time, when the utmost is required of every man, when steady work at big wages is being offered on all ide.s, it is unreasonable that the coal miners should insist that the day's work be shortened by 25 per cent and the we k's time by 37.3 per cent, in order that more men may be engaged in bringing up the lessened amount of coal called for. The economic felly of this must be apparent to any. Society needs output now, and all should be eager to con tribute to relieve the situation. When plenty comes again, it will be time to curtail effort. The miners should also understand that it will be impossible to meet their demands with out increasing costs to everybody else, which, in turn, will react on them and leave them no better off. They are in the "vicious circle," along with the rest of us. Nor will the miners' program have any effect on the fundamental fact that wealth is unevenly distributed. Injustice in this direction is not to be met by the process they have in mind, that of shutting off production. The president and his cabinet may head off the present trouble by some method not disclosed, but they will not undo the mischief that began when the Adamson law was passed in 1916. It is time to give over the practice of old Mo kanna, who found "heavens to suit the wants of all," to stop preaching inverted principles of economics and politics, and get back to a solid foundation of human experience. The world is not a glorified loafing place. Ohio's Governor and Canton's Mayor. Something refreshing in the message Gov ernor Cojc of Ohio sent to Mayor Poorman of Canton, where a strike riot is impending: The press dispatch says: , At the same time Governor Cox sent a telegram to Mayor Charles E. Poorman of Canton, notifying him that he would be ex. pected to bring about immediate order. The telegram stated that if this were not done, Mayor Poorman would be summoned to the governor's office Monday to show cause why he should not be removed from office imme diately. Suppose some such order as that had been sent to Omaha on the afternoon of September 28, would the riot and lynching have taken place, or the court house have been burned? Just a difference between Ohio and Nebraska; that's all. Was the Armistice a Mistake? A thought that has lodged in the back of a great many heads has been voiced by General Harries, who says the armistice was a blunder. No one who has studied the war in its broader phases disputes the. great moral effect that would have been produced by the spectacle of an Allied army marching down Unter-den-Lin-den. Nor is it questibned-4hat the great mass of the Germans, in and out of the military serv ice, cling to the belief that their acceptance of the terms presented by Foch was an act of magnanimity, graciously conceded Ay an un beaten army. Did not Marshal Foch and those associated under his command have a higher purpose than to give the purblind German people an object lesson? Foch knew, as did Ludendorff, that Germany was beaten. The military could only prolong a struggle, the end of which was ad mitted. But to bring that end about meant the expenditure of thousands of lives and millions of money. It has been explained that Foch generously foreclosed his opportunity for win ning a triumph in the field in order that he might bring an end to the fighting. He did not want to accept . responsibility for further slaugher, and in many an American home this sentiment of his is appreciated as only the family circle can. - Conceding that the Germans regard them selves as unbeaten, hate the nations opposed to them, and look ahead, to "the day" once more, is it not quite within the range of probabilities that the inexorable logic oKevents will drive home the truth? With their navy destroyed by their own act, their merchant vessels taken over by the victors, their emperor a fugitive, their armies disbanded and generally disarmed, their constitution revised by a War council at Paris, it must be plain even to the most stolid of them that something went wrong. As they di vide the fruit of their toil through generations to come wif.h those they despoiled in their hour of triumph, they may realize that Ger many did not win the war. Teaching the lesson in this fashion is quite as effective and much more humane than shooting it into them. Common Sense Will Save Us. "A little common sense would have avoided this litigation," writes Mr. Justice Preston of the Iowa supreme court in handing down an opinion. He is right on that point, and his terse comment may be equally applied to a great many things that now disturb the public mind. A little cool reasoning, a disposition see the other fellow's side of the case, will make comparatively easy what has the appear ance of being-' an insurmountable difficulty. When a thing is too high to climb over, a workable plan is tojfb around it. Passes exist in the loftiest mountain ranges. Always a way out of any trouble may be devised, if only common sense be applied, and it is on the com mon sense of most that the American people must now rely. Too little of it has been ex hibited of. late. Many things have occurred to excite people, whose easily aroused emotions or sympathies have been played upon until they are all upset Stop till the dizziness has passed, and then let reason, not self-interest be your guide, and the wav ou will sooji ap Remembering Roosevelt From the New York Times. Roosevelt week brings an opportunity that comes but seldom in the life of any nation. A great historic figure is passing from the world of contemporary-act, the world of the morning paper, and into the Vorld of memory and of history. Such a little time ago men loved and praised a fellow-citizen, or disagreed with him; it was always as man to manX The intensely personal feeling shut, off the larger vision. Even when some ranked him next to Washing ton and Lincoln, the judgment which purported to be historic was mainly partisan. Now we know, or are beginning to know, the great pa triot and leader of men in his true and per 'manent proportions. We use the flag as symbol of the nation's tribute 'to all our heroic dead; but we are using it today with a difference. Others have been shrouded in it and laid away amid the hush of awe. For Roosevelt we gave it to relays of swift-footed, clean-limbed youngsters, who car ried it across the great state he loved, and then fronf post to post in the city of his nativity. Of what other American has youth and swift strength and the mounting of joy of life been so fit an expression? At the stations where the flag lay overnight it was guarded by boys who were often chosen because they were not born of our people, but had made themselves Americans. Among our great men no one has expressed so vigorously our hospitality to all who love freedom and the solemn obligations of those who accept it. At each station a new star was sewed upon the flag by a group of girls and young women. In one of our schools, of the five who sewed each an angle of the star .ftfur were descended from veterans of the Revolution, the Civil war, the Spanish war, and the Great War, and the fifth was daughter of a naturalized Hungarian. That would have meant much to Roosevelt, for he was the first great American to express for us the transcendent-dignity of all womanhood. Others of our leaders have been reverenced , devoutly, mourned in the deep heart of the-nation. The memory of this man lives in the spirit of manly youth and vigor, of feminine beauty and stead fastness. In the final stage of the flag, which will bring it to the grave at Sagamore, it will soar aloft in the sky. In that, too, there is a memorable symbol. In his lifetime fortune's buffets and rewards came to him in inverse order. There were dec ades when, in his public appearances, the heav ens never once failed to smile on his robust and joyous face. He had only to will a thing and it happened. Then came a time when it seemed that nothing he touched could prosper. The greatest crisis which the world has ever endured came in his prime, and he had no active part in it, though the moral effect of his influ ence on the issue may some day be reckoned as his greatest accomplishment. To realize what that meant one would have to be .as am bitious as he was as eager for the larger life, as full of the flame of patriotism. But long before, with the bullet of an intended assassin in his flesh, he had expressed the thought that now sustained him. A man's happiness is only "to spend and to be spent." To its last pulse his great strength was spent for his country. That is the thought which men will remember, which will carry his fame forward through the ages. High Prices for Higfy Times How shall we define a "normal price" to day? Are these times normal? And prices, moreover, have no fixed relation to prosperity. What we call the cost of living has actually no real relation to prices. For while the pres ent price level is high, the human effort that must be put forth to live, which is the actual "cost of living," is as low as it ever has been far lower for us than ever in any one coun try in the history of the world simply be cause in most cases a day's work will buy as. much and sometimes more than before the war and because a given' amount of labor will str cure an amount of necessities and luxuries that men, say 25 years ago, never dreamed of possessing. There is no doubt that salaried people and unorganized laborers have suffered from the fluctuating dollar and that' speculators have made temporary large winnings, but, by and large, the cost of living in the sense of this country's productiveness, the yield of its nat ural" resources, the accessibility of its supplies brought about by the vast network of distri bution, is on an excellent basis. The Nation's Business for October. CfteVELVET HAMMER. T3qlrtnur "Brooks "Baker WILLIAM A. ROURKE. The men who write the league of peace to make the nations tame are claimants, we should recognize, to honor and to fame. The gov ernors are citizens of brilliance and display; we joy to view them once a year on Decora tion day. An admiral may not inspire the ordi nary heart, but feeds the eye because his dress is such a work of art. j But who should be the center of our vision and our dream, if not the head and forefront of the local base ball team? We find in Mr. William Rourke. whose other name is Pa. the ' choicest gilded idol of the mass in Omaha. He owns and manages the team on which our hopes are Ijung, though often by the ""Wasp of fate those gentle hopes are stung. For mathematics teaches us that logic has no scheme by which the pennant winner can be made of every team; and our religion teaches us we should not play the beast, but let the rival cities have a chance for it at least, experi ence instructing us that when they win it, Pa will always have a soothing, sweet excuse for Omaha. ' - Grand Island claims the honor of his former residence, before he climbed to glory, both effulgent and intense. Had they but glimpsed the future of So fine and flossy shape, they might have lqcked the gate and have prevented his escape. Bu.t while their early training may have aided his advance, the credit comes to Omaha for giving him his chance. I (Next Subject John H. Beveridge.) The Day We Celebrate. John L. Kennedy, vice president United States National bank, and former congressman, born 1854. J. Van Rensaelaer, superintendent of the Pacific Fruit Express company, born 1856.' Gen. Christopher Columbus Andrews, one of the few surviving general officers of the Union army, born at Hillsboro, N. H., 90 years ago. Giovanni Giolitti, noted Italian statesman and former premier, born on Piedmont, 77 years ago. - Hon. Walter Scott, former premier of Sas katchewan, born in County Middlesex, Ontario, 52 years ago. Edwin F. Gay, who has resigned as dean of the Harvard graduate school of business administration, born in Detroit, 52 years ago. Viola Allen, long a leading actress of the American stage, born- at Huntsville, Ala., 50 years ago. Thirty Years Ago in Omaha. Mr. John O'Keefe and Miss Grace O'Keefe left for Strong City to attend the Cushing Langtry wedding. S. V. B. Holloway. traveling salesman, has Resigned his position with the Omaha Rubber company. Mrs. Nels A. Lundgren was taken suddenly ill.' Moses R. Redmond is ill and off duty. Mr. Herman Kountze has returned from the east Q7ST' Just Suppose. Omaha, Oct. 22. To the .Editor of The Bee: We would like to ask the members of the Ministerial' Union of Omaha what they would have dona had soma other man than Ringer been at the head of the pot lice department and had-phown the same lack of good Judgment and of nerve and hftxj carried out the same policy exactly that Ringer did on the day of the riot? Would they still have adopted resolutions com mending the action of the head of the police department for efficiency and good judgment? If Mr. Ringer was riot at the head of the Y. M. C. A. of Nebraska would the preachers have rushed to his rescue when he 'did not show any better Judgment than he did to allow a leaderless gang of kids to gather Into a mob, when a little nerve and determination could have stopped the mob as late as 3 o'clock in the afternoon of that day. AH unprejudiced citizens think that Mr. Ringer showed a woeful lack of nerve and good Judgment when those qualities were the most needed- AN OBSERVING CITIZEN. FROM HERE AND THERE. A man la generally at his heaviest In his 40 th year. Nearly all shoes worn in Japan are made of straw or wood. Sugar has been eaten in China for at least 3,000 years. The Chinese language has 30,000 characters and there are six dif ferent styles of writing it. The "clocks" on stockings, now merely ornamental, were originally the cover ' for awkward-looking seams. Platinum was so named by the Spaniards on account of its silvery color, "plata," signifying silver. It was discovered in the sand of the River Pinto, In South America, and was unknown in Europe until 1741. One of the largest copper mining corporations in America has taken out an Industrial Insurance policy covering the lives of all of Its many thousands of employes. The face value of the policy exceeds $10,000, 000. The Indians on the banks of the Orinoco river assert that an alliga tor, previous to going in search of prey, always swallows a large stone, so that it may acquie additional weight to aid it in dragging cap tured animals under water. A wonderful substitute for coal, made of a compound of straw, has been discovered by a Spanish en gineer. The composition is said to develop sufficient steam for a loco motive in, 30 minutes, and the ashes t leaves has been found to make an excellent fertilizer. Despite the present high prices, King George's tailor bills are prob ably half of what King Edward's used to be In a year. The late king rarely wore the same suit of clothes more than half a dozen times and often only once or twice, whilst King George usually wears a suit many ti.mes before it is removed from the royal wardrobe. Railway ties used in southern Rus sia are salted for preservation. The discovery of the efficacy of salt for the purpose was made accidentally some 80 years ago. The telegraph poles of Sebastopol soon rotted be low the ground, and one of the work men tried the experiment of putting a. quantity of salt into the hole pre pared for the reception of the base of the pole. JThe wood lasted five times as long as usual, and the ex periment was repeated and extended to railway ties. In factories where needles are made the grindstones throw off great quantities of mirmte steel par. tides, although the dust is too fine to be perceptible to the eye. Breath ing the dust shows no immediate effect, but gradually sets up irrita tion, usually ending in pulmonary consumption, and formerly almost all the workmen died before the age of 40. Ineffective attempts were made to screen the- air by gauze or linen guards for nose and mouth. At length the use of the magnet was suggested, and now masks of magnetized steel wire are worn by the workmen, and effectu ally remove the metal dust before the air is breathed. IN THE BEST OF HUMOR. "What did they lynch that feller over at Straddle Ridge for?" asked a citizen of Sandy Mush, Ark. "For his Initials," was hi reply. "For his p'tu! which?" t ',,i?'"m,.r'ltl;"' Tney hPPened to be I. W. W." Kansas City Star. "If I sell you a lot in this suburb you agrea to build a house costing not less than $20,000." "Yes, If that Is the rule." "And I might suggest that my brother Is an architect. He'll see that you ob serve the rule." Philadelphia Bulletin. Her Soldier Husband One of the first things I learned in the army was how to carry a 70-pound pack on a 20-mile hike. Mrs. Sububs How lovely I Now I must Insist oil your going shopping with me this afternoon. Houston Post. Friendly Constable Come, come, sir; pull yourself together; your wife's calling you. '. Convivial Gent Wha' ah call-calling me, Pllly or William? Constable William, sir. Convivial Gent Then- Tm not going home. London Blighty. "What's th matter with you and your girl?" "We had a tiff. I told her I waa go ing away forever, and she told me to go" "Well, If you're any man at all you'll stay away at least two evenings." Louis ville Courier-Journal. ' "Are yoo a lawyer?", asked the wrathy visitor. "I am, lr. What can I do for you?" "I'm In the grocery business. A woman called me a profiteer. Is that word ac tionable?" "It certainly Is if she can prov It." Birmingham Age-Herald. "- A bov was presented with ome young guinea pigs by his father's friend. Meet ing the boy soon after, the friend in quired about the pets. "Well, Bobbie, how ar th guinea pigs getting on; are they In good shape?" "They are Just the same shape, only bigger.", Osteopathic Magazine. DAILY CARTOONETTE. I'LL FIND OUT HOW THIS. niND mm WORKS'. T yip jp How Study Skillfully How to Finish Your Tasks. By IRENE I. CLEAVF.S. Francis W, Parker School. You are always .studying some people, some country, some scien tific question. You are never through with it when you have learned the facts. You are never through with it that is, till you have expressed your feeling about it in some way. Write a poem, make a play, deliver an oration, or com pose a story; draw a picture, make a son?, take vour tools and build something, take your clay and model something. Mary spent a month studying the Indian question. The more she looked up histories and government reports and books on mythologyt the more she sympathized with the Indians in their losing struggle with the civilized white man. Here is the speech she imagined a Black foot chief might have made to his people. She tried to use metaphor, as the Indians did. "They are vul tures." She tried to use adjectives that expressed feeling as well as picture, "cold eyes," "sleek hair," "pale skin." But the most impor tant point is that he was not through with the Indian question until she had expressed her feeling in some way. .The Blackfoot's Warning. "My people," began the Blackfoot chief, "there is a dreadful plague come to our country which -our medicine men cannot cure. I have returned from the lodges of the pale faces. They are vultures, wait ing to prey upon us. They have a look in their cold eyes that I dread. Their skin . is pale as the rising moon, an evil sign; their hair is sleek as the serpent's skin. This means sorcery. Surely they are a new kind of devil. "These men are to be feared. The pale face carries in his hand a stick that speaks fire and death. It flashes lightning and speaks thunder. They come to us with smiling faces and take our lands and lakes and streams where we and our forefathers have played and hunted and fished. They kill our buffalo and trap our beaver. Beware of them! Heed my warn ing! These men are to be feared. This is the sign that the Great Spirit has sent us." (Next week, "How to Use Map.") Bovs' and Girls' Neewspaper Service. Copyright, 1919, by J. H. Miller. Fitted for tlie Job. Women bank cashiers are Increas ing in numbers In London. Doubt less women's alleged inability to keep a secret fits them to be good tellers. Boston Transcript . . ' ROOSEVELT. A voice cries from the ground, A soul goes on before To guide us o'er the bitter path, The hard path, - The stony path; To hold us on the old trail Our fathers trod of yore. He lives, though he b dead, Our orlflamme this day. An emblem for the brave heart, The stout heart, The lion heart; ' To keep us to a high resolv Along the sacred way. He makes the blind to ee, Through his magician's rod, ' Who follows him, our great knlgh Our true knight, Our pure knight; Who goes behind Sir Galahad To find our fathers' God. Shame, If ye fail him now. All ye within his ken, If weakly in the dust y trail The hlprh hope. The strong hope; If now ye blast the golden hop That flames in sons of men. B. V. Rils In the Brooklyn EagI. DOT PUZZLE Veteran Fishermen. By A DELIA BELLE BEARD. They don't use fishing pole or tackle, these veteran fishermen, and they catch no more fish than is needed for themselves and their families. From that you may know they are not men, There is a little, brown veteran of Manitoba, the "North Woods, and Yellowstone Park named mink, who is worth watching if you have a chance to see him. He is only about two feet long and his wife is smaller, but they can fish. He has a white ,chin, a long, bushy tail and short legs, snd belongs to the weasel family. When he fishes he is apt to settle himself on a convenient rock in mid stream and there await the coming of a fat trout or delectable salmon the best is none too good for him. Then suddenly he will dive and come up with a good sized fish in his mouth, half his own length, per haps. When he regains his footing on the rock he lays the fish down and quickly stops its struggles by a sharp bite at the back of its head. You may sometimes trace another veteran fisherman, called Otter, by the broken shells of the shell fish, of which he Is very fond. He leaves the scattered fragments on the banks of streams and lakes, and among the rocks. His coat also, is of brown fur, and it is so valuable that, in order to prevent men from taking it from him, he hides away near secluded lakes or water courses, far from human habitations. ' ' MINK THE VtTCRAN He is almost twice the size of fish erman mink, being often 40 inches long, and looks something like a seal when he is partly in the water. Fisherman Otter is the champion of all the veterans who wear ,fur. No fish is too swift for him, none too adroit He is an expert swim mer' as well as fisherman and he darts about under water with won derful speed. He dives, swims or floats as occasion requires and he al ways catches his fish. (Next week: "Four-Footed Thrift.") Boys' and Girls' Newspaper Service Copy right, 1919, by J. H. Millar. MUCH IN LITTLE. A new utensil for beating eggs or whipping' cream has a heavily weighted bottom to hold it steady. Nearly 5,000 commercial motor vehicles in England have been con verted to the use of coal gas as fuel. Nearly 73,000 patients, without means tb pay their way, were treat ed free in New York's hospitals last year. Complete collectios of official re cruiting posters, window cards and war loan posters issued in Great Britain during the war are now sell lnfjfor more than 3500 each. Mrs. Ella Sprague of Fairbanks, Me., picked 700 boxes of strawberries in six days, working seven hours a Business Is GooD.THANKfaf -WHY NOT I.V. Nicholas Oil Company' "TN the midst of life there is death." Our years of experience have enabled us to complete a thoughtful service that has made many hearts less sad. When the physician leaves, the mor tician arrives, and it is largely a matter of his service that lessens the shock to the family.. It should be remembered that the living also should be consid ered. That is when our thoughtful serv ice is most appreciated, as we soften as much as possible the shock of the blow, and relieve the nervous tension by tak ing from the family the many little things that are so hard for them. itfurservice alwdvs" DOUG 525 CUMING ST AT f&XETEENTr: i si as 23 So v 4i 42 23 2l 25 22 4i .U 4a. 2o 13 ' 3 ' 4 e 45 b '47 48 . l ,8 -49 6 4 ? 57 .15 5fc, 13 , fyl. I S5 .l"5 Lives on reptiles, fish and mice, And thinks everything is nice. Draw from one to two .nd ao on to the end. day. One day she picked 132 boxes the next day 126 and the third day 114. The length of silk In the cocoor. of a silkworm is about a third of mile. A new form of swing for childrsr, consists of a car .that runs back anJ forth on a semi-circular track. Mrs. Robert Cleaves of Soutl Presque Isle, Me., has 50 quarts ol preserved field strawberries stored away for winter. Sunflower stalk pith, which it about 10 times lighter than cork, is used in a life-saving apparatus in vented by a Russian, From the source to the mouth ol the Rhine there are to be fonn-l nearly 800 castles, formerly th' homes of warlike chiefs. Even pianos have been made froin paper, and one specially manufac tured for the late sultan of Morocco cost over $5,000 to put together. Long Wear Bost Gart A former news boy who has made good in a big business way in this city gives us the following bit of advice: "You can't put your expense money and the money you want to save in the same account, if you really mean to save any thing. As long as the money is in your check ing funds you are so liable to let your ex penses increase to ab sorb it." Make a deposit today in our savings department; 3 inter est, compounded semi annually, is sure to prove the sensibleness of this method of saving.