THE BEE: OMAHA. MONDAY, OCTOBER -6. 1919, The Omaha Bee DAILY (MORNING ) EVENING SUNDAY " FOUNDED BY EDWARD ROSEWATER - , VICTOR ROSEWATER, EDITOR - THE BEE PUBLISHING COMPANY. PROPRIETOR MEMBER, OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS ' Th Asanciaied Pnm, of whws Tb Bee ts a member. 1l x elMlrelr enUUed to the uie for publication of U newt dlapatchee credited to It or Dot oUienrlM credited In tail paper, uid tin the local newi auWiahed bereln. All rtfhta of puhlicaiion, of our apaolat dlapatobei re alio i weired. BEE TELEPHONES: Print Branca Eiohani. Ark for the Tvl" 1 flOfl Department or Particular Per ma Wanted. Jr Id WW For Night and Sunday Service Callt Editorial Department Tyler lOOflL. Circulation Department '-- Tyler 1008U AdTerUalng Department ..... Tyler 1008L. OFFICES OF THE BEE Home Office, Ilea liulldtnf. II Ik and Farnam. It ran eh Offloea: . . Ami 4110 North S4tn 1 Park Ml 5 I-earmi worth Bcaiaoa 81 It Military Are. South Bid 2318 N Street Council Blurts 15 Scott St. I Walnut III North 40th Out-of-Town Officaai New York City J8 Fifth Are. J Washington . 1311 O Street Chicago Seeger Bldg. Lincoln 1339 H Street SEPTEMBER CIRCULATION t Daily 66,084 Sunday 61,893 Average circulation for the month aubecrlbed and awora to by E. R Ragau. Circulation Manager. Subacribrr leaving tha city ahould have th Be mailed to them. Addreaa changed a . often aa required. You should know that Omaha is the market center for the richest large agricultural em pire in the world. . , ' 'i, x anicee ooys on watcn in uermany are not idle. . . We have had plenty of talk; action is wanted. ( If nothing else intervenes, folks can resume consideration of the h. c. of 1. You might also begin to lay aside some thing for the next Red Cross drive. Business is booming, says the Federal Re serve board's review. All right, make it so. Chicago is struggling to restore S-cent street car fare. This may yet reach this far west. Colonel House 'is coming home, and thus Europe will be thrown entirely on its own responsi6ility. Andre Cheradame sees Germany unbeaten and defiant Very well, Andy, let 'em start something. The British labor leader who sees a class struggle impending may be voicing a wish rather than a thought. ' v Nebraska's state debt is the least per capita, of any in the union, and its wealth almost the greatest. Happy Nebraska.' . ' "National Thrift" week is set for some time irt January. Just when the old man will be saving to pay Christmas bills. A postcard mailed in 1906 has just been delivered in London. How Mr. Burleson must have chuckled when he heard of this. Eighty planes are headed for Omaha In the 1 transcontinental race. If thry all arrive at the ? same time, it will make some show. Talk about consistency and the fitness of things, the Omaha Daily Ouija Board warns its readers against "psychic sharpers." i A Chicago bank reports handling 10,000,000 pennies in six months. Wait till the Omaha street railway company reports on its ex perience. , The esteemed New York World is informed hereby that we have plenty of law in Ne braska. The trouble is that little effort has been made to enforce it with exactitude. If the president's hert action is good, his mind keen, his temperature and pulse normal, his eyesight as good as it was a year ago, what are the doctors holding out on us? Massachusetts democrats in convention as sembled ask for ratification of the treaty, but with an amendment to preserve the sovereignty of the United States. "If this be treason," etc. The lost army aviators, whose bodies were lately found in Mexico, are now thought to have been murdered, adding two more to the score. Still, some people say any discussion of such matters is but agitating for a war. While the Chamber of Commerce is in the business of sending out editorials, it might take cognizance of another one the World-Herald printed, under the heading, "Our House in Order." Its general distribution might dispel some of the fool ideas held with regard to the situation in Omaha. For "Inward" Assimilation Addressing himself to the 20,000,000 or more boya and girls of the country, Secretary Glass . .U. tU nrnVi1mt nf the future Will fall aav9 mat. nn - - ---- upon them and that, responsibility will corre spond, hence the necessity for "preparedness. The why being thus presented, the how takes its turn: . . , It is the earnest desire of your govern ment that you should continue to practice and make permanent habits of industry and economy so that through your influence and example America may become a nation of - savers and cease to be a wasteful nation. Nobody will dispute the why. Nobody will question the wisdom, for instance, of training for race. The harder the race is likely to be, ithe severer the course, but training is irksome and tastes interfere. The secretary asks the boya and girls to include themselves among the people who "always save some part of thein a earnings, who spend money with the greatest 'careand who invest what they save. in some safe place.".. , V - A matter of fact this is revolutionary. It - baa been said that this country is now staging f.a saturnaliar of extravagance. Somewhere are vwho tpeud with the greatest care; many there , are wh6 spendr with no care whateer and who v prefer to be 'prodigal. The some are excep- tionaC the many countless. The young natur- aUy emulate their "seniors it would be -strange if they did otherwise notwithstanding which the secretary concludes: ?4v It is my personal hope that the lessons of thrift that are being taught in your school , may help you to develop in your life per manent habits of saving,, and thereby lay a fAMnJ.li.. , 1 : usefulness and ultimately for a bigger and . Well said. - Well worth a place at the head v - i ... .. . . usi oi inr course 01 instruction. J real .1 i n . . ami au Mta aeara i.rora. Brooklyn Eagle. WHAT THE BEE STANDS FOR. 1. Respect for law and maintenance of order. , . 2. Speedy and certain punishment of crime through the regular operation of the courts. 3. Pitiless publicity and condemnation of in efficiency, lawlessness and corruption in office. 4. Frank recognition and commendation of honest and efficient public service. 5. Inculcation of Americanism as the true basis of good citizenship. This is what The Bee stands for, has al ways stood for, and will continue to stand for. " . Accommodations for Stock Shippers. ' The United States Railroad Administration indicates its intention to ignore a law passed by the Nebraska legislature, providing that sleep ing accommodations must be provided for men accompanying live stock to market The cen tral division of the administration expresses a view that the law is unconstitutional, and follows this with a statement that if it were observed stock shippers in Nebraska would have an advantage over those in other states. Neither of these excuses is a good one. It ill becomes the federal government, through its representatives, to declare in advance of a test that any state law is unconstitutional. Courts might hold otherwise, but regardless of this, the railroad administrator is not clothed with authority to set aside statutes that con flict with its ideas of railroad management. The other reason is equally poor. Instead of its giving stockmen in Nebraska an advantage, it should lead to the restoration of the accom modations generally throughout the country. In the dear old days, when there was real competition between the railroads for the busi ness, the stock shippers got many things they are now , deprived of. Cabooses were fitted with bunks in which they might sleep during the long night rides on the way to market. Parsimony, miscalled "efficiency," eliminated these bunks from the cabooses, to the discom fort of the trainmen as well as the patrons who are compelled to ride with them. Restoration of the convenience is demanded in the name of humanity. Laws for the protection of the live stock on the way to market are enforced, and it seems absurd that one to care for the men who have to go along with the animals to look after them should be disposed of in so cavalier fashion. King Albert and the' Reporters. A little incident at a New York railway sta tion is significant King Albert of Belgium was about to depart on his continental tour, when certain newspaper reporters sought to speak with him. The third assistant secretary of state from Washington refused permission, but the king wasted no time in overruling this functionary, and spent some moments chat ting with the newspaper boys. , The king thus taught the representative of the government of .the world's greatest democ racy a lesson. The newspaper reporter is the most direct connection, the shortest cut, from the king to the people. Albert knows this, for he once was a reporter. Our present admin istration seems to have forgotten the fact. While the war was on, the newspapers of the United States patriotically submitted to a self established censorship, in addition to that which the government supplied. They dished up daily the "creelized" information sent out from Washington, and did what they could to help win the war. That time is passed, and the people want the real news and expect the papers to furnish it. The average reporter knows that head quarters is the place to go for information, and goes there. King Albert is over here for his own good, and that of his country, and is not trying to conceal himself behind any attribute of royalty Understrappers of the Department of State, and other bureaucrats will do well to imitate the soldier king. Military Drill for the Police. If nothing else comes out of the catastrophe, Omaha is likely to have a better drilled and better disciplined police force. One of the in herentweaknesses of the body as it exists is its lack of organization, peculiarly incident to the all but total lack of intensive training. To properly exert the strength of such a body of men, the individuals must be taught the value of co-ordinated action. This does not end with the instruction in carriage and bearing, or in the rudiments of maneuvering. It should com prise an extended course of teaching to the end that the policeman will eventually be instructed in a great many, things he knows little enough of at the best. When he has been taught how to march, how to form the correct defense under given conditions, and to exert his strength with the greatest effect, all of which will come with efficient drilling, he may be given a course of instruction in the, finer mat ters connected with the service. It takes time to do this, but when it is done, the results will more than compensate for the effort put forth. With a police force lifted above petty factional disputes of politics, removed entirely from private interest or group control, well educa ted in the duties of law officers, the city will have an asset, of immense worth. Now is the time to begin on this work. A Continuing Civic Duty. Furnace fires will soon be started again. This ordinarily means that Omaha will be under a smoke pall and a soot shower for the next few months unless the anti-smoke ordinance is enforced with greater effect than ever. Sporadic campaigns for reducing the smoke nuisance have achieved but little result. Argu ments in favor of conservation have been as impotent as those adduced for cleanliness. It is well established that coal properly burned will produce more heat units for less money than when improperly used. The argument is not effective with the ordinary citizen, though, for he persists in clinging to the old-fashioned way of doing things that sends the greater part of his fuel up the Chimney in a dense cloud of heaven-offending smoke. Here is a civic, duty that never fends. ? Education, , ordinance enforcement, any sort of reasonable means to keep the air clear, is a duty incumbent on alL Let us try to reduce the smpke nuisance and the fuel waste. - The Chicago Tribune says in behalf of the Ardmoreans that they had precedent for their action. When the light was turned off in Paris last winter it afforded , excuse' for any such demonstration as that which put Senator Reed off the platform at Ardmore. Limitation oj Gain (From the St Louis Globe-Democrat) " We discussed yesterday the opinion of Charles E. Hughes on the feature of the Cum mins railroad bill which provides that the In-: terstate Commerce commission shall determine what is a fair return on the actual value of any railroad or group of railroads organized under the law, and if the carrier has received more than the fair return fixed by the commission the excess shall be paid to that body and in vested or expended by it in a number of speci fied ways. Mr. Hughes' view is that this would be a confiscation of private property exceeding the constitutional authority of congress. "The mere fact," he says, "that it is proposed to de vote the moneys or property of a carrier or of any other person to good uses cannot be re garded as justifying the deprivation of the car rier or such person of the right to enjoy and retain his own property, except as it may be taken for proper governmental purposes through valid taxation or for public use on the payment of just compensation." Justice Hughes, of course, was considering the matter from the legal standpoint only, but Samuel Rea, president of the Pennsylvania Railroad company, in his address to the American Bank ers' association. Wednesday, considered the same section of the bill from the standpoint of the practical railroad man and the discern ing business manager, and found objections no less weighty. jThe Cummins bill is an honest effort to solve the great railroad problem, one of the most complicated and difficult that ever con fronted congress. It is the product of the sen ate committee on Interstate Commerce of which Senator Cummins is chairman, and it is admittedly a tentative bill, presented for dis cussion and examination, in the senate and out. But it and the Esch bill, yet to be reported to the house, will undoubtedly be the foundation of legislation governing the future of the rail road industry in this country. We are quite sure that it is the wish of congress that the new railroad law shall be practicable and equi table, and this result can be greatly promoted by intelligent analysis and criticism of the bills by the men outside of congress whose ability and experience best equip them for competent judgment, among whom Mr. Rae may well be numbered. His views may be, and no doubt are, influenced by his association and interest, but that would be more or less true of all whose interests are involved, and it is through the measuring of points from every side of the iiestion that approximate right may be attained. Mr. Rae finds much to approve in the Cum mins bill, and the criticisms in his address are aimed to be constructive, not destructive. There is merit in all of them, but we are particularly concerned with his objections to the disposition of excess earnings, "commandeering of earn ings," as he expresses it, for we are inclined to consider this the most objectionable feature of the Cummins bill, many of whose provisions we favor. "The provisions relative to com mandeering and using for other railroad com panies and for railroad employes the so-called excess earnings of individual railroad com panies," says Mr., Rae, "will throw many rail road investments again into a condition of un certainty, because a fair return for one company;- and for one year, may at the lapse of the next year be, reversed by the commission, or be varied for other companies. There will, be no incentive to. any carrier to earn any money in excess of the payment of an ordinary dividend." Both of these criticisms are cogent, but the last one goes to the root of the situa tion. The strongest objection to government ownership is that it removes the incentive to advancement and practically abolishes initia tive. The public is demanding the restoration of the railroads to private control because it wants the recognized advantagts of private' initiative. But if the roads are returned under conditions that inhibit initiative we will have defeated the chief purpose. The railroad in private hands is a business institution. The object of all business is gain. Every railroad we have built has been built for gain, even those that have been promoted and assisted by the state. It is initiative that creates business and develops it, and the sole inspiration of in itiative in business is gain. It was private in itiative that made the United States the coun try with by far the greatest railway mileage, and railroad development, the extension of railroads and the improvements in railroad service, were most -marked when the gains of the railroad business were greatest. To limit gain is to limit initiative, to check enterprise, toi fix a point where effort for betterment must cease because there is no incentive to go be yond it. The power to fix rates vested in the commission, "which shall at all times be just and reasonable," as stated in the bill, is a proper function of government, and this in a way is a limitation of gain, but it is no limita tion upon the amount of business an individual railroad may obtain through superior service or upon the economies it may effect through superior management. The incentive to initia tive, to enterprise, to efficiency, is not impaired if the rate'is adequate, for a greater gain is still possible. The rewards of individual energy, of better organization, of more intelligent di rection, should not be denied, for if they are the incentive to betterment vanishes. But the railroad business is not' alone con cerned in this question. "If," Mr, Rea says, "this system is once established for the rail roads, it will in time be applied to all public utility companies at the outset, and later to irt-. dustrial and manufacturing concerns, because their products are just as essential for the daily life of the citizen as railroad transporta tion." That is at least a possibility, and one that contains .very grave dangers. The Apple Vote. The only reason one can think of for mak ing cider except ; from the restrictions of the prohibition law is that so many people have apples. Cleveland Plain Dealer. The Day We Celebrate. John L. McCague, president McCague In vestment company, born 1856. -Fred J. Paffenrath, local manager for Nicoll the Tailor, born 1866. County Judge Bryce Crawford, born Sparta, 111., 1869. Robert F. Gilder, artist and archaeologist, born 1856. i . William A. Kelly, superintendent of P. O. station C, born 1854. Sir Thomas G. Shaughnessy, chairman of the board of the Canadian Pacific railway, born in Milwaukee, 66 years ago. Joseph W. Bailey, former United States sen ator from Texas, born in Copish county, Mis sissipi, 56 years ago. Maj. Gen. Joseph T. Dickman, who com manded the American army of occupation on the Rhine, born at Dayton, O., 62 years ago. Rt. Rev. Frederick Burgess, Episcopal bishop of Long Island, born at Providence,- R. I., 66 years ago. Rt. Rev. Mathias C. Lenihan, Catholic bishop of Great Falls, born at Dubuque, la., 65 years ago. 1 Dr. Prince L. Campbell, president of the University of Oregon, born at Newmarket, Mo., 58 years ago. Louis Baird Duncan, member of the Cin cinnati National league base ball team," born at Coalton, O., 26 years ago. 1 j Thirty Years Ago in Omaha. ' N. P. Feil of The Bee left to visit relatives in Cleveland. The American Waterworks company has re moved its offices to The. Bee building. Members of the First German Lutheran church dedicated their enlarged church edifice. The building stands at 1005 South Twentieth street and the addition about doubles'the seat ing capacity. Hon. and Mrs. W. J. Connetl entertained at dinner for Senator and Mrs. Manderson. People Y6u Ask About Information About Folks In the Public Eye Will Be Given in This Column in Answer to Readers' Questions. Your Name Will Not Be Printed. Let - The Bee Tell You. King Albert No Stranger. The king of the Belgians, who with his wife and son, will spend the next few weeks In visiting many of the cities and points of interest in the United States, Is no stranger to America. Some 20 years ago. when he was Prince Albert of Flanders, he came to the United States to see its engineering and electrical wonders, and to study educational methods, particularly those relating to industrial training. He was received by the president in Washington and met many of the men responsible for American Industrial development. He visited the large manufacturing centers of New England and saw the oil fields of Pennsylvania and the steel works of Pittsburgh. He spent a large part of his stay In the northwest, in company with James J. Hill. He traveled about the country In the railroad man's private car, and saw all that was to be seen of the build ing up of a new country. Great Religious Worker. The American delegation to the International Congress of the Church Peace Union, which is to begin Its sessions at The Hague, after five years' Interruption due to the war. is headed by Rev. . Nehemiah Boyrton of Brooklyn. For many years Dr. Boynton has been a recog nized leader of the Congregational church and an active worker in many religious and social welfare movements. Born at Medford, Mass., in 1856, he received his A. B. degree at Amherst college in 1879 and several years' later grad uated from the Andover Theological seminary. Following his ordination in the Congregational ministry in 1882 he occupied pulpits in Boston, Detroit and other cities until 1906. when he accepted his present charge as pastor of the Clinton Avenue church in Brooklyn. From 1910 to 1013, Dr. Boynton served as mod erator of the Congregational na tional council of the United States. Interesting Irish Leader. One of the most distinguished and interesting figures in Irish politics is William O'Brien, who is 67 years old. Ever since his first election to parliament in 1883 he has been fa mous among Irish leaders. A man of transparently honest purpose, in exhaustible energy, superabundant enthusiasm, Mr. O'Brien compels the admiration even of those who do not agree with him. He is known in the House of Commons as the "stormy petrel," and his ac tive and exciting career shows that he has always lived up to his nick name. A journalist by profession, he has been prosecuted nine times on political charges, and has spent more than two years In Jail. He was the founder and editor of the newspaper "United Ireland," which the British government tried vainly to suppress during the Parnellite struggle in the 80s. Once lioved by d'Annunzlo. Eleanora Duse, the most cele brated tragedienne of the Italian stage, has just turned her 60th birthday. To the present generation of American playgoers Mme. Duse is little known, for it has been many years since she last appeared on the American stage. Curiously enough, It has been the recent exploits of Gabriel d'Annunzio at Flume that have served to recall her to memory, for the tragic love story of the fa mous actress and the equally fa mouse poet is still well remembered. The whole life story of Mme. Duse has been one of romance. Her birth occurred on a railway train between Padua and Venice, her parents be ing strolling Italian players. The child made her first bow to the pub lic at the age of 3 years and had attained considerable fame before she was out of her teens. She has made several extensive tours of America, the flrst in 1893. TO KEEP PERSHING'S CHAIR. House Will Mark Seat He Occupied to Receive Nation's Thanks.' The chair in which Gen. John J. Pershing sat in the house during the Joint session at which the thanks of congress were formally expressed to him was brought from the office of House Leader Mondell. It is a new mahogany chair with a leather cushion and is one of the new office set installed when the of fice of the floor leader was reno vated. A suitable plate is being en graved and the chair will be pre served as one of the heirlooms of the capitol. Washington Star. But He Doesn't. And even Cupid, if he wore clothes, probably would have to sew his own buttons on. Dallas News. A KING'S CLOAK. Albert, young liegeman, unto Freedom apoke: "Lo, there la mire befor your atepa, my Queen! I apread, that you may pane, my 'brold- My field of Flanders!" History has seen How that cloak, patterned with Its pop ples red, Was with th blood of wounded heroes mired. Its old design stained deeper by the dead, And how that courtier's deed the world's heart fired. Raleigh of Flandera Albert, King and knight The glass of chivalry to earth a sign Whose name forever floods the heart with light Wear, then, that cloak, marked now by steps divine, As decoration from th hand of God! Your Flanders field, wher Freedom . walked, dry-shod! Isabel Fleke Conant, in New York Times. DAILY CARTOONETTE. I'MQOmSTOTHE SEA SHORE LATE THIS YEAR WHEN THE MOSQUITOES ARE (jONE -TTTY U- il I I mwiw JaasW 'df DREAMLAND ADVENTURE By DADDY. "GRASSHOPPER HOP." i -(Oraaahoppera threaten to ruin Farmer Dalton'a corn field. When Peggy aska the birds to destroy them, ahe flnda that the birds have eaten ao many hoppers that they hav grown (at and can't at any more. ) CHAPTER II. The Fairy Humming Bird. BILLY, we've got to stop these grasshoppers ourselves," cried Peggy, when she found that the birds were so tilled up they couldn't wiggle. "It looks like too big a Job," de clared Billy, looking out over the field, which seemed fairly alive with the crop destroyers. "If Farmer Dalton hadn't spilled all his oil in the lake we could have done Jt with hopperdozers." "What is a hopperdozer7" asked Peggy. "It's a long oil-soaked canvas trap that you drag across the field," explained Billy. "In the bottom of the trap is a pan of water covered with oil. If the hoppers Just touch the oil it kills them. But when Farmer Dalton was bringing the oil to put in the traps his motor truck tripped over the bank, and splash! all the oil went into the lake three barrels of it, and there it is now, cov ering the water." "Oh! I have an idea!" exclaimed Peggy. "All we have to do is to drive the grasshoppers into the lake, where the oil will kill them." "Ha! Ha! laughed Billy "You aren't the only one who had that idea. Look!" and he pointed out into the field. There was a large figure thrashing, around wildly with; an immense club. "The Giant of the Woods! What's he doing?" cried Peggy. "Trying to drive the grasshoppers Into the lake," chuckled Billy, and Peggy had to chuckle, too, for it was very funny the way the Giant whirled his club around, only to smash the empty air, for the hop- A Dainty Creature Appeared Before Them. DOT PUZZLE & .7 . e a jo .IS 15 i 44 as 24 2t V 27 - i " 3a 2S 25 Trace forty-five and then another, You'll see old Noodle's older Draw from one to two and so on to the end. psrs slipped aside as easily as if the Giant were not there. It was plain that the hopping, whizzing horde could not be drivers in that way. As Peggy looked at the Giant's useless efforts there flashed Into her mind the legend of the Pied Piper, that strange musician who played so sweetly that he drew all the rats of Hamlin Town into the river, where they were drowned. If only she or Billy could charm the grasshoppers with music they might lead them into the lake. "We might charm them with our singing," said Peggy aloud. Suddenly a tiny, dainty creature appeared before them in the air, hanging fluttering on guazy wings. "Fiddledeedee, that cannot be, un less you sing in a hopper key," sang the pretty stranger. "My gracious, it's a fairy!" cried Peggy. Jerry's Appeal to Colleens. Omaha, Oct. 5. To the Editor of The Bee: Faugh-a-balaugh van- a-thee's for Erin's emancipation. The apathy of Omaha's colleens in Ireland s struggle for freedom is a conundrum. Because, history and tradition tell the story of the pa triotism . of the daughters of Erin. That monument on the banks of the Shannon in the City of the Violated Treaty Is proof of their valor and Englands deceit. Almost four decades ago in our own time, when the best and bravest of Ireland's sons were thrown into prison like they are today, the women of Ire land, under the leadership of Miss Parnell, who was equal to her dis tinguished brother, took up the old banner and threw it to the breeze for liberty. "Who fears to speak of Easter week." The Irish colleens during that week, as in days of yore, d'-" their duty. -t is with reluctance I utter a word of reproach against any one of Erin's daughters. But, alas, alas, there are some . slackers among them, dames who are neither fish. flesh nor a good red herring. I admit, however, that the provincial diction issued from some obscure basement called headquarters bv as sumed leaders, usurpers is repug nant and embarrassing to the elite of the Irish race. Consequently the lrisn lassies are not entirely to blame, no more than the hleh- spirited lads for objecting to asso ciate with the morgue patriots, politicians. I would suggest to the Irish col leens to join with Gen. John O'Neill's Monument association, thereby co-operating with Mayor ci smitn m giving Eamon De Valera, president of the Irish re public, a municipal and magnificent reception Monday evening, October 27. The Irish women are like the men. The better the Irishman the better the American, is a truth that will be recognized and appreciated with the advance of knowledge. The Irishman that is indifferent to the constitutional assassination of Ireland is a danger and a menace to the perpetuity of our American in stitutions. Gen. John O'Neill, the patron saint of the society I suggest to the colleens to Join, was a good Irish man and a true and tried American. In recognition of his valor the sin cere friends of liberty erected a monument .to his memory in the Holy Sepul'cher cemetery that will be unveiled Tuesday, October 28. It is the duty of the lovers of liberty to lend the dignity of their presence at the unveiling cere mony. JERRY HOWARD. No Cause for Worry. It is no use for the house of rep resentatives to nag our Mr. Burle son about the postofflce vacancies. He may be depended upon to see that the most competent and efficient man gets the place, provided he votes the ticket straight and boosts enthusiastically the present postal administration. And what more could the republicans ask? What do they think the postal service is for, by jinx? Houston Post. No Sympathy Offered. Percy Noodles says that when he complained to the capitalist's daugh ter that she made him feel like a dog she said maybe he ought to buy himself some flea powder. Dallas News. "Business is Cood.Thank You" -WHY- & v anas mv-w?-. x mm ar A ... : '.:- m m LV. Nicholas Oil Company 5? xi Cuticura Heals Itching Burning Skin Troubles ATI .:.a. 0U M - " T.liillW niiuruKitw;ouei w. winunem am suru r-. a Sample etch free of "OatlcVoV, Dept. S, ftottOL Play Ball many a "Charley Horse" has been eased by BAUME ANALGlfSIQUE BENGUE for it quickly relieves muscular strains of every kind Tool. Ltcoini A Co., N.Y. AK-SAR-BEN VISITORS Look at Your Luggage Don't you think that you could present a better appearance, on the trip home, with a new bag or suitcase, or perhaps a New Oshkosh Wardrobe: Trunk? This is a luggage store com plete. We also are prepared to make for you any piece of special luggage which you may c6sir6 OMAHA TRUNK FACTORY 1209 Farnam. "No, a hummint; bird," declared Billy. "A falry-hummlng bird," corrected the tiny creature." Darter is my name, and I'm going to make you such sweet grasshopper singers that the other grasshoppers will follow you wherever 'you go. Are you brave?" "Try us," answered Billy. "Here s a drop of water-lily honey for Princess Peggy, and a drop for Billy," hummed barter, leading the way to a leaf upon which two drops of honey glistened. "Eat them and see what happens." Billy policely held the leaf for PeBgy to eat one drop, and he ate the other. After a moment of dizzi ness they found themselves clinging to the leaves of a bush. Both were as small as grasshoppers. "Hum-m-m, now to give you wings," sang Darter, and he sped away only to return in a moment with grasshopper wings which he sewed on Peggy's shoulders. Then he brought wings for Billy. "Now you need grasshopper legs, so you can hop," he sang, and he fastened legs on Peggy and Billy a he had fastened the wings. "Now hop, hop, hop, and sing, sing, sing, but remember, if you want to charm the grasshoppers you must sing what pleads them." Peggy looked at Billy, and Billy looked at Peggy, and both laughed. They were so funny with their grass hopper wings and legs. Billy hopped to try his legs and away he flew, hs legs throwing him into the ar like powerful springs. Peggy hopped and away she flew after him. And when they landed they hopped again. ' It was fun, Jolly fun, and they hopped and hopped, until of a sudden they found them selves amid hundreds of Squirming, hopping creatures. They had hop ped right nto the grasshopper army. (Tomorrow will be told how they meet Chief Hopperty-bop.) D Today this country and its people are enj'oying the 'halcyon' iaysof prosperity. There is work for all and with wages higher than ever before in the world's history. ( It is not our desire to sound a warning. Yet we earnestly counsel all to strive to save that the money you could accumulate be not wast ed on a few 'baubles' not necessary to (either your health or happiness. Start a savings ac count with us today. Save to the end that1 your future will also be bright with the promise of continued prosperity. HPHE intimate relations be . tween bereaved families and the mortician are unknown ex cept by those who have been plunged into sudden grief. There is a sympathy which is needed by even the strongest of men that is supplied by the thoughtful service of the real mor tician, which makes his service such that the family are relieved of many of the hard things that come to all. In the years of our business we have profited at all times by the mistakes of others, and have tried to build a service that is the best that can be sup plied. This service is for our clientage when its members need it most. TELEPHONIC DOUG 525 CUMING ST AT rays" NWTETECNTH 7 It