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I Washington Bester Bio. unoom Mil nit N street lit Rank toia im a ftmt H sweet 18M SEPTEMBER CIRCULATION I Daily 66,084 Sunday 61.893 ' ATertge dreulttlon for ths month subscribed sad nm M Dp Ss B BafU. Circulation MUM". . : , Subscribers leaving the city should ha the Bm snaflsd to them. Addrese chanted M often a required. You should know that : Omaha has become the . second greatest live stock , market in the world within the last Ave years, v Cornhuskers, get ready for the call. '-; King Ak has made a 'record for good V behavior. , To Mr. Ringer: Don't let fool friends get you in deeper. r-'. The proposed issue of school bonds should not be lost sight of in the excitement. Jugoslavs have been admonished not to clash with the Italians, but will they heed? Chicago also is falling down on the Salva tion Army drive. Did the Army ask too much, or the people give too little? ( ? Lenine must smile when he looks this way nowadays. But we wilt have law and order, and so will Russia in time. - Mathias Ersberger tells his countrymen that' the United States is the only place to float a loan. This makes it unanimous. " More than 6,000 a month have been going from) this side to Canada for the last half year. Call of the land is strong. ' The administration hat won a signal vic tory, Alabama having elected a democrat to congress on a "league" platform. v General Graves is not having a joyous time' with the Russians at Vladivostok, but he is teaching them not to go too far. . -,"' Premier Borden of Canada is going .to rest up at a resort on this side. Not a very good recommendation for Canadian attractions. . v Magazine distributers are now forming a national organiration. The process of- com bination into groups will soon be complete. . Jugoslavs are beginning to wonder what the conference at Paris Is all about, 'seeing how handily d'Annunzio got away with his coup. Brest and Paris will be the only American sectors in France after next week. This will probably satisfy the boyt who are over there. The senate proposes to hold back tariff leg islation until the treaty is disposed of. This decision is wise, for one big thing at a time is enough. ' " The smallest balloon in the race traveled farthest, adding its mite-to the pHe of evidence that it is not always size that counts in this world. Publicity agents for either side of the steel trike might qualify as writers of j "com muniques" for the ex-kaiser's general head . quarters. , Hiram Johnson's welcome in San Francisco ought to do away with the insinuations that the California senator had lost caste at home be cause of his stand on the treaty. Enthusiasm and attention shown him suggests that' his standing with the home folks is at good as ever. ' v::'' , . (J ', Another battle that is worth watching, but getting little attention, ia Claude E. Kitchin's " fight to perpetuate the democratic idea of free trade. Slowly but turely the republican ma- jorlty in the house is putting teeth into the "". Underwood tariff law, while the gentleman from Scotland Neck battle mightily to prevent it. There was a time when this news would have v made , the front page. The World Language i ; When questioned -in the French chamber as to the official language in the eace conference Premier Clemenceau said: "It it not my fault if two-thirds ot the earth's, population speak English " The proportion named is larger than that generally accepted, but it is not going too far to say that the English tongue has beepme definitely paramount in the affairs of the world., - It has grown up from and out of other leading languages; it is the speech of the wealthiest and most powerful nations. Add to such a founda- ' tion the copious flexibility of English, its posi tion everywhere on the front line of advancing civilization and in literature and the reasons for its leadership are clear. One significant feature in Germany's push for dominion -was to school every German child in English. This was with i the expectation that English-speaking peoples would concede Germany's primacy, Or go into partnership with it in the general readjustment. That dream of empire has faded. It was at best an insane delusion, and ' yet for a time t j calamitous affliction beyond precedent. N - But there are some large gains,, regardless of . anjr that may be stipulated ro treaty. Mili tarism, a world menace, has ,br?tv smashed. . The policy of, frightful force will, nof be at- 1 tempted again. Moral influences are promoted v in international intercourse. One incident is ' the now acknowledged lead of the .English lan guage. The French concede it through their K,tiuua uiai sic&icsuiau. i lias come w pass. prearrangemenU buvt through a sort of fanguaV f?ave een proposed. They are need less. Engfcsj steps into the place by the un questioned and unquestionable logic iOf events. i Best of alliw one can f've reason for m gretting this sttp ia evolution. St Louis eiobe-Democrat. N ALBERT OF BELGIUM. Wfcen New York sent up its mighty cheer of welcome to Albert of Belgium, It did more than honor the ruler of friendly nation. It paid e tribute 'to a man. King Albert is the one xuler of a nation who went ito the war at the start and stayed with It to the finish. He shared every dinger, every hardship, every privation of the private soldier. "My skin it worth no more than yours," he retorted one day when some expostulated with him because he had exposed himself to danger. If he came through the dreadful experience unscathed, it was chance tnd not by design, "nor was It for lack of adventure. Hit life in America prior to hit succession to the crown, no doubt, has given him a view of democracy not possible to the monarehs trained in Europe solely, and who know of our life only by report Albert had studied it first hand, had lived the life of the man who hat his own way 'to make, and knowt for himself what the others' have only been told. This knowledge sustained him in the trenches, and in the darkest moments of his country's trial supposed hit courageous be lief in the ultimate victory for the people. Bel gians have little to dread from monarch who hat been thus tried -and proved. ' ' V. To the Letter Writers. As a natural result of the mob outbreak, The Bee is in receipt of s small avalanche of letters, some anonymous and others subscribed with signatures, expressing all sorts of views upon the frightful occurrence and the moral to be drawn. Many 'glorify the riot . and the lynching as the vindication of the unpunished violation of women, others condemn it in un measured terms as a revival of savagery and barbarism. " Many berate the police for in competency in failing to punish lawbreakers and inefficiency for helplessly surrendering to the mob instead of forestalling it. Others seek to excuse the fall-down of the police by ac cusing and abusing The Bee for exposing po lice defects and 'excesses. Still others moralize nn the Ixwles snirit of the time, on t . " W. W.'ism, on. bolshevism, on race natred, on human sinfulness, and its retribution. Obviously it is impossible to give the space to print all these communications even werethey suitable for publication. Too many of them plainly show evidence of being written in fervor, if not rancor, or under the obsession of the mo ment, r . .. 1 ":. i We want our readers to write to us upon just such topics, as through their letters we keep in touch with the current of popular thought, and we do not want them td feel that our inability to devote space to them or to acknowledge them individually is- due to lack pf appreciation of those that find fault at well as of those that praise. Voting on the Treaty. Votes in the senate " by which the Fall amendments to the Versailles treaty were re jected are not conclusive as to the final fate of that document It is shown that a majority of the senators are not ' inclined to ' question certain of the minor points on which differ ence might arise. These deal with the restora tion of order in Europe, and the adjustment of boundary lines, and to this the .United 'States is in a large sense in duty bound. The votes also Indicate that, should the issue be finally raised, enough to reject the treaty in ita en tirety can be mustered. At no time has it been expected that such an event will 6ccuK Senator Smith of Georgia provides the real explanation of the day's proceedings in the senate, by offering a set ofcompromise reser vations, intended to cover all the points raised by critics, and with a hope to unite the several groups .in action to dispose of the treaty. This was forecasted several days ago, when it was made clear that the Georgian was not favorable to accepting the treaty as it was presented by the president. , Republicans who . voted against the Fall amendments are generally on record as favor ing some modifications in text and in the covenant. The record made on Thursday may c6nsole the , administration followers, but analysis of it will not give them great en couragement It should properly be consid ered the clearing away of minor matters, lead ing up to the greater test that will come when Shantung, Article X, andvother really vital points are brought on for determination. Their Kite Coming Down. Events in Worth Dakota seem to signify that the Utopia planned by the Nonpartisan League is slow in development. As usual in such cases, the first weakness is shown in the financial element of the structure. Examina tion of the affairs of the bank at Fargo, through which the League has done its business, and which has just been closed by the state bank ing board, shows signs of the same laxity in business methods that have appeared in the propaganda of the organization. Promises have been dealt with on the basis -of performance, postdated checks accepted as collateral for loans, and generally the business of providing funds for the League's activities has been man aged in a way that now threatens ruin. Farm ers and others who 'are inclined to join the Nonpartisan league or any other group that promises to produce something for nothing should reflect that finally everything must be settled for, and it generally is the membership that foots the bill in the end. ' Free Speech in Oklahoma. Governor Robertson of Oklahoma endorses the action of the mob at Admore, where United States Senator Reed of Missouri was pelted by eggs when he undertook to make a speech. The governor justifies this action by asserting that free speech "does not give any person the right to villify the president and drag his name into the mire." A noble sentiment, but it not the law sufficiently potent in Oklahoma to protect the president's good name? Is any dig nity added to patriotism by the lawless actions of unruly citizens? Governor Robertson is un doubtedly a notable exponent of the democracy he professes and practices, but his views as to thev rights of citizens, their limitations and observation are peculiar, to put it evir to mildly. Question now is, What will Oklahoma do to Senator Gore, who is also opposed to the president'! plan for. League of Nations? Emma Goldman . will not be deported im mediately, orders from Washington having held up proceedings in New York. She may yet get a service stripe and bonus. " .' ' "" If somebody could only put the world to bed and compel it to take the rest cure Hang Onto Your Bonds Richard Spillsns fat Philadelphia Public Ledger. Hold on to your liberty bonds 1 - - All liberty bonds are telling too low. The government expenditures are decreasing gradu ally. The more tbey decrease the more bonds will be bought by the government for retire ment If conditions permit, the government will bny at much . aa $500,000,000 of the bonds a year. . ; : It It not unlikely, in fact, it ia probable, that at times there will be developments in the market which wilt find reflection ih' a decline in the quoted price of the bonds, but it is aa aure aa anything can be on earth that these toft tpott will be temporary only and that steadily and turely the tendency will be to higher and higher levels until all the issues sell well above par. . The more the government buys the smaller becomes the amount in the public possession. It will be years before this buying hat a pro nounced effect, for the amount outatanding ia colossal, but it is declining. From a speculative and , investment view point liberty bonds offer a magnificent oppor tunity to the public y. The interest return is good. The market value of the bond is certain to increase. Within two or three years it is probable that every .issue will be at par. Thin the question will be as to how high they will go.' Some of them should sell at 110 or more within 10 years. Think of thatl To give' an idea to you of what an advance there has been in all the bonds thus far from the lowest price reached, the following table is printed: Issue First 3JAs First 4s First 4s First 4jis, 2d conv Second 4s ........ Second 4J4s ...... Third 48 ........ Fourth 4j4s Victory ,3f$s Victory 4-)4s Present Ad Low price ' vance 97.20 100.06 2.86 92.50 9S.10 2.60 93.70 95.00 1.30 93.34 100.60 7.26 92.10 9.00 1.90 92.78 94.22 1.44 94.00 96.04 2.04 93.00 93.98 .98 99.50 99.92 .42 99.50 99.98 .48 Beware of . the sharper who has a "good thing" which will "make you rich" and which he offers to you at a bargain and for which, if you have not ready cash, he will accept liberty bonds. The only thing in which you will be made rich, if you do as he suggests, is in ex perience. Those who have "good things" are not scouring the country to give them to strangers. Hold on to, your liberty bonds. They are the best' security in the world. ' They are increasing in value and will con tinue to advance. They not only will command par, but go "way above par.' .,, , "V They are on their way up. The Lincoln Spirit While opponents of the League of Nations are accusing Great Britain of all sorts of selfish schemes and declaring the league plan to be merely an aid to England to help her keep a grip upon a large portion of the world's surface, the people of England are giving evidence of their genuine democracy by honoring the one great American who in the world's thought the most typifies it. Two statues of Abraham Lin coln were made in competition for erection in London, one by Saint Gaudens and the other by George Gray Barnard. -The committee se lected the work of Saint Gaudens, but later Charles P. Taft offered the Barnard statue to the city of Manchester and it vas accepted. September 15yjt was unveiled and the address of presentation was made by Alton B. Parker. It means much in the relations of these two great English-speaking nations, now, and probably for a long time to come, the moral as well as the physical leaders of the world, that the people' of England should understand and honor such a man as Abraham Lincoln. If the ideals for which Lincoln stood and labored-and sacrificed all his life can become the ideals of Great Britain as well as of the United States, how can there ever be such lack of sympathetic feeling as would make war possible between them or would make their action in the League of Nations divergent on great principles? How can they fail to impress those principles upon the rest of mankind? A Lincoln world would be a world of peace and justice, of kindly consideration by the strong of the rights and the needs of the weak. It would be a world "of help to suppressed and oppressed peoples to secure a higher measure of self-government,' even complete independence of outside dictation, machinery for Which is also supplied by the league. We would be in far better business seeking to promote such a unity of feeling and influence for the benefit of all mankind, including ourselves, than in op posing it and trying to "go it alone" in a spirit of national selfishness and contempt for the needs and miseries of the rest of the world. St Louis Globe-Democrat Gambling on Government l As a result of the (teel strike, insurance companies report a big increase in applications, especially risks due 'to riot and commotion. The -underwriters are betting freely at the usu al odds upon government, just as property owners are refusing to take any chances in that direction. We see the same thing in New York, where, in view of numerous bond thefts, surety companies are betting as never before upon the honesty of employes and the activity of the police, the policy-holders taking the op posite position. ' The basis upon which risks amounting to millions of dollars in the aggregate are thus taken at comparatively cheap rates is to some extent faith in government and faith in the honesty of trusted individuals who are selected with care, but in the main reflects confidence in the people and in the average man. Most strikers do not approve of riot, arson and pil lage, and most men charged with valuables do not yield to temptation. Severe as are the losses that frequently must be made good, proof that men as a rule can be depended upon not to become rioters or even thieves is found in the prosperity of the companies that gamble upon humanity as welll as government New York World. Fact Versus Platitudes. Omaha, Oct I. To the Editor et The Bee: Please be so kind as to print In your pesple's column the following article that testifies -the sentiment of nearly every one' to whom I have spoken concerning the recent riot I The fracture of etvil laws, the de viation from the usual channels of Justice, seem to be of more concern by far to many self-appointed spokesmen of Omaha than tthe black .deed that fomented the tumult i The people of Omaha, or of any other American city, are not so blind to essential legal procedure that they need platitudes handed them in double doses like we have been getting since Sunday. . Nor are they so blind to common crime that they can sit idly by and read one assault oat after another and never read of a single substantial sentence for the dirty crimes ' .A peaceful community like Omaha Is aroused to auch exhibition of anger ' very seldom and that "seldom" provea ita love of law and order. , Senator Williams of Mississippi, and he Is sopposed to be a man of proper legal discrimination, told in the senate the other day that he would throw a criminal like Brown to the first mob that came along. And that senator represents more than- the anarchist element of Mississippi. , Our laws are human Institutions,' made for the Interest and guidance of human welfare and action. Built and perfected upon thousands of years or numan experience. Hu manity as a whole therefore has passed Its usual good Judgment as favorable to our present laws. The majority is the final arbiter, and to the majority belongs the self-same invested right to change "or alter at any .time the laws they themselves have made. The thing to do now Is te forget the riot. - Omaha cltlsens know when to stop there's no need of admonishing editorials. True, there may be a feverish few who have some rankle -left In them, but they don't matter. Our beautiful court house has been ruined. We regret It. But we get some condonement out of the tropical aspect when we consider the vengeance reeked upon one who destroyed a far ; more beautiful temple, namely, the temple of a hu man soul, the body of an innocent girl. J. J. CLARKE, 31S9 Jackson Street IRON AND STEEL INDUSTRY. :' ' mctme crows r OT7V&T DREAMLAND. ADVENTURE By DADDY. ITOHAV The Day We Celebrate. Andrew H. Clark, with the Cudahy Packing company, born 1880. Jerry M. Fitzgerald, assessor of Douglas county, born 1864. . Sir Alfred Smithers, chairman of the Grand Trunk railway, born in Surrey, England, 69 years ago. Maj. Gen. William G. Haan, U. S. A., who commanded the 3d (Michigan and Wisconsin) division in France, born at Crown Point, Ind., 56 years ago. Dr. Albert Ross Hill, president of Uni versity of Missouri, born in Nova Scotia 50 years ago. Henry Z. Osborne, representative m con gress of the Tenth California-district, born at New Lebanon, N. Y., 71 years ago. n Charles F. Conklin, former national amateur billiard champion, born at East Troy, Wis., 53 years ago. Thirty Years Ago in Omaha. Miss Amy Bosworth, who leaves on Mon day for the school year, gave a farewell party to a- number of friends. The telephone company Is putting up a new line on Twentieth street, north on Cuming. The Omaha Medical club held an interest ing meeting at the office of Dr. L. A. Merriam. Eighteen members were present. Maurice R. Barnes, solicitor for the Gar neatt Packing company, it the father of a baby boy, ' The making of steel was known to the ancient ' Egyptians and Assyrians. The United States now produces more than one-halt of all the steel made. The first recorded discovery of Iron In America was In North Caro lina In 1585. . The first "attempt to manufacture Iron in America was made in Vir ginia in 1619. The hot blast process in iron man ufacture v was Introduced in the United States in the early thirties. The direct process of making steel by Immersing malleable Iron In a bath of cast Iron was discovered, by Reaumur in 1722. The steel works at Jollet, 111., were the first in the United States to roll steel rail direct without re heating, from" the ingot. The first screat entire steel bridge In the world was that built by Gen. William Sooy Smith across the Mis souri river at Glasgow. Mo. A Under favorably conditions the steel mills of the United States are capable of aa aggregate production of 50,000,000 gross tons a year. The first successful furnace In smelting iron ore with anthracite coal in the United States was put into operation at Maucb Chunk, Pa., In 1838. The first notable strike in the American Iron and steel Industry oc curred in Pittsburgh in 1850,. when the workers employed In the mills In that city and its vicinity went on strike because of a reduction in wases. The great strike in the Carnegie steel mills at Homestead in 1892, one of the bitterest labor conflicts in the history of American Industry, lasted five months, involved 10,000 workers, and resulted in a wage loss of over $2,000,000. The first steel rails made In the United States were produced by Zoheth S. Durfee at Wyandotte, Mich., In 1865. . Two year later the production of rails on a commercial scale was begun at a Bessemer steel plant in Troy, N. T., and at the Cam bria iron works in Johnstown, Pa. In the early sixties the steel In dustry, was revolutionized by the in ventions of Henry Bessemer, whose process reduced the cost of produc tion more than 500 t.er cent Long before Bessemer's time the idea of converting cast iron into cast steel had engaged the attention of many brilliant men, but it 'had been dis missed as Impracticable. Bessemer's idea was to force a blast of cold air through the molten metal until It -was sufficiently decarbonized sto be come steel. Before that process was suggested the decarbonlzatlon of Iron could be effected only by the tedious, v difficult and unhealthful process of puddling, which consist ed in turning and kneading great molten masses at the end of long rods until every part was exposed to the air. " Hard tuck for Some One. The monthly assizes were In prog ress at the mining camp of Howling Wolf, and the court house : was crowded with a motley throng, yho took a deep, If somewhat noisy In terest in all the proceedings. . - The uproar got worse and worse, and at last the Judge could bear it no longer. , An imposing, figure, he arose to his feet and bellowed out: "Gentlemen, and also prisoner, I must insist on- order In the court "house. Here I've tried four cases already and haven't been able to hear a single word of the evidence." Pearson's Weekly. Ireland and the League. Ireland would have a direct rep resentative In the assembly of the Leage of Nations like Canada and Australia if the old home rule pro gram for which John Redmond fought so many years had been car ried into effect. If Ireland should now get a dominion status like Can ada's, its direct representation in the assembly would be assured. There never was in history such a forum for suppressed nationalities to be heard in as the assembly of - the proposed League of Nations. Once there they could plead their own cause before the world. Is it really to Ireland's advantage to wreck the league? Springfield Republican. She Was Too Quick for Them. There were three at the little table In the cafe, a lady and two men, says the Cleveland Plain Dealer. Suddenly the electric light went out and the lady quickly and noise lessly drew back. An instant later there was the smack of a compound kiss. As the electric lights went up each man was seen to be smiling complals tntly. "I thought I beard a kiss, said the lady," but . nobody kissed me." Then the men suddenly glared at each other and flushed and looked painfully sheepish. "GRASSHOPPER HOP." (In this adventure Fatcr end Billy to aflylns end Join band et dcttroylns reldan, te pat en end te thetr evil deede.) y ' CHAPTER I. Tho Too-Fat Birds. OUXYBBLQIUM was 'Jumping i ' about most peculiarly In s stubble field beside the woods of Blrdland. Ha would pounce down upon the ground, then give a leap sldewise and grab with his hands. It looked as If he were playing soma funny game all by himself, and Peggy watched him In wonder. "What are you doing, Billy?" she Anally asked. . "Catching grasshoppers!" answer ed Billy. . . "Are they hard to catch?" "Geewhlllikers, not There are thousands and thousands of them In this field. I never saw so many. Come and see!" Peggy ran out from the woods, and the moment she put her foot In the stubble field she heard a funny rustling and scraping. At the same time grasshoppers rose all around her and whirred this way and that. There were big grasshoppers and lit tle grasshoppers, spry grasshoppers and lazy grasshoppers, covering the field so thickly that Peggy could scarcely step without treading upon them. "Where did they all come from?" she cried to Billy, skipping back nimbly to the shelter of the, woods. "Nobody knows. Farmer Dalton says the dry weather brings them, and that if they are not stopped at once they will ruin his whole corn crop. That's why I'm catching them, but It seems as if the more I catch the more there are to catch. "I know a way to get rid of them. My birds will eat 'em all up," cried Peggy. Turning to the woods, Peggy made a trumpet of her hands and gave the call which always brought Grashoppers Rose All Around Her. DOT PUZZLE, J 4 , J . . 43 .ft 4T 35 J2 -T- " '8 .n-S.-.,,-- 25 a ' When you trace you'll find an , You catch them with a line and reel. Draw from one to two and so on to the end. her Blrdland subjects hastening to her. , "HelloL Hello! My lovely birds, hello! Princess Peggy - bids you come!" Pausing, Peggy waited for the birds to come flocking to her. But not a bird appeared, nor was there a single peep or chirp to tell that they had heard. i . "Hello! Hello!" shouted Peggy, but the only answer was a faint "Snor-r-r-r-ugh ! Snor-r-r-r-ough I" in a nearby hollow tree. VJudge Owl is home! I can hear him snoozing," cried Peggy, rapping on the tree. "Hello! Hello! Hello, Judge Owl!" "Snor-r-r-umph!" Judge Owl broke off Just as he got a snore started, and in a moment his head popped out of the hole that was the door to his home. His body quickly followed. "Hoo! Hoo! What's the matter? MR. PAY-SHIG-AH-DEEK. When He Goes to Polls to Vote He Is Mr. Sarett. Pay-shig--ah-deek, that's his name, and he's a Chicago boy born on the West Side. He was standing In the Hotel LaSalle the other day, Pay-shlg-ah-deek was, having a talk with Opie Reed and other Chautauqua performers. And this was the way he explained It: ' "Yes, your Information Is correct My name is Pay-shig-ah-deek. That is my aboriginal and primitive Amer ican name. My modern name, the one I vote by as an American citizen Is Lew Sarett I am an associate in English at the University of Illinois. Pay-shig-ah-deek means Lone Cari bou. I lived from three to six months every year for nine years with the Chippewa Indians up around Grand Marajs, Minn., near the Canadian border. I don't know why, but they said they liked me, the Chippewas did. Two weeks ago a pagan medicine man, an old Cana dian Chippewa named Azh-ah-waince, meaning 'other side,' asked me to a feast of friends at Grand Marais. "My wife, who used to live in Austin, 111., and our,4-year-old boy, were invited. Ten Indians danced around us. My old friends, Ash-ah-walnce, stooped and touched the earth and then touched my forehead and pronounced ' my name hence forth to-be Pay-shig-ah-deek. My wife Is Ahmeek-quay, or beaver woman. Our boy Is Mah-eehgans, or little wolf. "Indians up In that country are keeping up their old custom of giv ing tribal names to people they like." Chicago News. . SUMMER-DRIED WIT. "i Sh George, you, looked awfully tool lh when you proposed to me. . i He Well, very likely I waa. London Opinion. , "Mra. Oaaley 1 a sreat roulp." "Tea. She ha a keen aenaa of rumor. Blighty '(London). . "I auppoee when Hungary aettlea ita gov ernment it will change ita form of national aeaembly." - "Why ahould it?" I "Because ita Diet mliht not agree with Ita new constitution." Baltimore Amer ican. ' "What'a the idea of sitting in the barn here all by yourself t" ' "Well," answered Farmer Corn towel, "If the summer boarders aren't playln' jazx on the phonograph theyra quarrelln' over the league of nations, so I'm lln gerln' out here with the cattla and restln" my mind." Washington Star. Father ruefully gased at his last dollar. "Money has wings and house-rent make it fly." he said. I "Yes." aald his 15-year-old son. "and some houses have wings, for I've aeen many a house fly." ' "You're smarter than your old dad. maybe, my son, but I alwaya thought that no part of a house except the chimney flue!" The Continent . A school teacher who had bean telling a olaas of small pupils the story of the dis covery of America by Columbua ended It with: "And all this happened more than 400 years ago." A little boy, hie eyea wide open with wonder, said, after a moment's thought: "Gee! What a memory you've got!" rituourg eun. Employer "For this Job you've got to know 'French and Spanish, and the pay la SI 8 a week." "Lord, Mister! I ain't got no edlca- tlon; I'm after a Job In the yards." "Sea the yard-boas. We'll start you In at 140." Life. THE UPWARD PATH. America, great country, I shall write Thy name upon the page of Freedom's book. For thou dld'st hear above the din ot war The clarion call to service for the world. Thine waa the challenge, thine the prtvl i lege To fight against oppression, and to win A peace that held for ttree no selfish gain. Keep thou the faith, America! Thy heart. So great, so tender, throbs with love for those Who longing for the truth, have turned to thee. AH, fall them not, these souls who trust thee now; x The tollers who make far thy fertile fields. And those who turn thy million tireless wheels; Show them the upward path, lead on and on To greater freedom both of mind and aoul, To larger faith, to juatioe, and to Ood. Katharine H. Mullally In New Tork Sun. "Business is Good.Thnk You" -WHY- j V n" PS! DAILY CARTOONETTE. LV Nicholas oil Company Are the grMshoppers eomJhgt'V he hooted. - "My gracious, how- -fat you ve grown!" cried Peggy, eo much as tonished that she neglected to an swer his question. ... . "Where, are all the birds?" aJked P"1T fat as ' I am," was Judge Owl's queer answer. "What makes yeu eo tat?" went on Peggy, still puzzled r by Judge Owl's size. . . . 2 "grasshoppers!" - replied Judgs Owl. 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