Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, August 31, 1919, SOCIETY SECTION, Image 18
The' Omaha Bee DAILY (MORNING)- EVENING SXJNPAY FOUNDED BT EDWAKD B08EWATEB' VICTOR ROSEWATER, EDITOR, THE BEE PUBLISHING COMPANY. PROPRIETOR ' MEMBER OF THE ASSOCUTED PRESS The lwm4 Prw. of srhleb. The Bee It. a Btember. Is m rlutlolr entllled to toe MM for avbtleailoa of aU news dispatches nullicd to It er not oUMrwtee credited la this paper, sad also the am pablished herein. AU rifbts of nbUoMtoa of our Kmil dlsralchee are also run nd- BEE TELEPHONES t Print Branca srbaas. Art for the Tvlit 1000 lVinnu or Psniculsr Penan Wsnted. ' JrSa www For Night or Sua day Sorvka Calli Tjler IOoOU Tyler I008L. Editorial Depsrtaieiit rtrcuUttoa Department Adertiio Deperuiwul Trier 1008U ' OFFICES OF THE BEEt Home Office. Bel Bulldtnt. 17tb and Panam. Branch Offtfen' Antra tile North 54th I Park 1615 faen worth Uim tilt Mlllt.rj Ae. I South lid S3U N Street louucl) Matt IS eVolt St. I Vinton lift? South lth lka SM North 24th I Walnut 119 North 40th , Ouf-of-TawB Officeat New York Cltj I Sew Fifth Ate. I W.ihlnrtoo Ull.O Street I Im ago Seeger Bid. I Lincoln lSsO'H Street JUNE CIRCULATION : Daily 64,611 Sunday 61,762 Merer elrruletlou for Uie month subscribed and worn'io BT R. R. Reaan. Clrcalation Manuer. Subscribers leaving the city ahouU hava The Baa mailed ta them. Address changed ae often aa requested. You should know that Omaha's geographical position in sures it as an air travel center for all time to come. Good morning: Been burgled yet? The actors' is one strike that does not affect the cfst of living. Wonder what the chief of police understands by "conscientious?" No xtra, charge for this fall weather, which is some consolation. Household economy is getting closer study than the political brand these days. Everybody is ready for the downward shoot of prices, if somebody will only cut the string. .Major General Howse says the Mexicans should respect us, but how are we to make them think so? Mayor Smith has changed his mind again on the "muny" grocery, but no one is startled by the statement. An appropriate text for today will be Paul's Vemarlt-to the effect that "Unless a man work, neither shall he eat." The Welfare board has adopted its rulesfor dancing next winter,' and now will come the fun of getting then) enforced. Senator Owen disagrees with Senator Knox, which is another reason fffr thinking the latter trhows what he is talking about. LABOR DAY AND LABOR'S DAY. Labor did not acquire a new dignity, as softie have asserted, through th$ fires of war. The dignity of labofis better recognized, that is all. A dumber of old ideas went into the discard, along with certain out-worn customs and institutions, but the great fundamental of human happiness is unchanged. ven yet some are unable to recognize the facts in theif true light, but these will see more clearly as days go by. " . Labor stands for the productive and creative functions of man. It is the essential of life, of growth and progress, the elder brother -of Capital, and the one sure source of content ment. Artificial divisions and distinctions have grown up, obscuring these vital truths, but the fact has been unchanged. With the ad vance of methods some of the relations be tween the two great forces were distorted or turned aside from their natural channel, with the effect that has disturbed what should be orderly progress. Efforts are now being made to set aright operation of these agencies of good, that harmonious results may , proceed from their proper employment. Present day disturbances are symptomatic principally of the reaction incident to breaking ujj the old and the establishment of a new order. Men who have controlled are reluctant to re linquish that domination, and others who are coming Up are eager to seize more than right fully is theirs Greed is not confined to class. But the balance will be set up. Labor's day is dawning. It is not to be a day of ease and idleness, but one full.of ftusy hours,, with every faculty and energy employed to the utmost in the creation of things needed for the happiness of man. It will be a time when the productive impulse will be guided more intelligently; injustices and oppressions of the past will disappear and the idle will no longer eat while the worker goes hungry In equalities will always exist, and men will be discontented with their lot, just as they have been from the beginning. But all will work with greater joy, because all will know that the effort is not jn vain. Of course, you remember the president made the house stay in Washington during the hot weather. -Now it wants to get even. ,s Mr. Wilson will set a record for traveling 'that no future president may hope to eqal if he spends any time at all in Washington. v Chicago folks complain that the news of the drop in hog prices has not Reached thel 'butcher shops. That sort of,' information I ravels slowly. j One thing may be said ii favor of the ijurglar's now operating in OmahV None has "ret attempted to break into either the city hall or the old jail. . . - r ' Railroad men who ha;ve tied up California sire now getting back on i the job. Most of the timeMor the next" few weeks will.be spent by them in trying to find ojut what it was all about. South Africa wants" a little more attention," aud seeks publicity , 'by threatening to break away from the Britirsh'empire. That is one sure way of attractingnotice, but it seldom goes amy farther. ) ' Another pronvise is mafe from Washington liiat the h. e. Cjf 1. will be cut within ninety days, if we can just hold out that long. That will bring us to the Christmas shopping sea son, so it is not clear where the pocketbook v. ill get off. t One of 'the outstanding facts developed by lire many investigations under way is that everybody is willing to have the other fellow's business regulated by the government. Maybe when thley all get back to the good old rule of live anl let live, folks will feel a lot better and worryj a heap less. Yur Symbols of Disillusion f Along with the worn-out ordnance and other thigs in the discard of war must be noted the baclkyards war gardens. No one has had the heart to mention them lately so many people hifve seen them. They are truly pathetic, in t!ese carts at leaest: our only reminders of the devastation wrought by the cataclysm of war. e No Man's land of our lost endeavor. Of 'purse the weather man is being blamed, but would take more than the coming true or. a FSt. Swrthtn leeend to dampen any. kind ot en thusiasm that started so many patriots digging a few seasons ago. w We are afraid the weather, with all its idiosyncrasies, is more of an excuse than any thing else when it, comes to the general neglect of the war gardens. To dig and plant and hoe and brag as our amateurs did for so long was a - stirring manifestation of patriotism. It was easy to imagine every vicious weea a nun or . a strand of Von Tirpitz's whiskers, to be whacked. It is quite another thing to fight ,mud and worms and plant lice merely to give congress, more time in which to talk about the peace treaty and look into the cost of living. 'At any rate, our amateur cultivators are on strike for a higher incentive. They will not work for such meager rewards as are promised by this year's product, and many a hopeful one ' is deploring the loss of a valued grass plot jziven over"1othe war garden in the vain en deavor to beat the high cost of living. Of ', course, it was foolish to have started gardens : last spring, but that is where human nature came in.. The war garden was to be followed by a peace garden, and the upshooting of fresh green things was to symbolize the new era of peace and tranquility to be ushered in by the conference at Versailles. Alas, the back yard '.now symbolizes our complete disillusionment. Hve know now that peace is a relative term and that tranquility is a nebulous aspiration, v And. besides, there are plenty of excuses for not working gardes .this year.Bjgoklva Eagl$. Future for Labor ' Going Around the Circle. ' Scrutiny of the progress of food c5st in quiry in Omaha, such as has been had, will give a very fair idea of what is being dqne generally. It is admitted that agreat and un expected rise in price of necessities is present. Furthermore that some par of this is not at all justifiable, and that undue profits have been exacted. Opposed to this 'retail dealers, whole sale dealers, manufacturers, producers of raw materials, all unite in repudiation of profiteer ing, and there iati' have it. The variety .of remedies suggested offer lit tle hope, evety if we generally adopt the ever recurrent advice to buy "cheaper" supplies. As a matter ot fact, thtre are 'no cheap supplies; some are lower priced than others, but( none are che,ap. A grocer testified that his meat market first sells its porterhouse steak, and finds' difficulty in disposing of the less dainty portions of the carcass. This is easy to un derstand. People like porterhouse steak and none can blame tnem. some years ago quite an extensive campaign was carried on to in duce the public to purchase less expensive cuts of meat, and when it had met with fairly good success the prices on these portions were cor respondingly marked up. This has been re peated in other lines than meats. Little headway is made m befogging the public mind with long arrays of figures, show ing lessened production, increasing consump tion, currency inflation and the like. These are elejuents in the main problem. Their presence does not relieve the suspicion that much if not most of the advance in the cost level was ar; tifically stimulated. The government has not and probably will not be able to lay its hands on the culprits. It has been established, though, that the business of producing and marketing in the United States is highly organized. .Nothing is gained by singling out individual cases of extravagance, because the fact is ap parent that most people are compelled to prac tice close economy in purchase and use to get along at all. The cost of high living can not be held responsible for all the trouble. Each ha his reason and each his remedy fdr the evil, but we are all moving in circles. Until this "milling" is ended and somebody leads the country again on a tangent, no head way willoe made. , I s Pershing-and the Investigators. General Pershing has declined to appear be fore a subcommittee from the house committee that is investigating war expenditures He giyes as his reason the fact that all his records have been boxed and shipped to the United States. This will strike most people as a fair excuse for his declining to submit to an ex amination It is certain he would be asked a great many questions he could not answer from memory, and in absence of the archives of his office he (Would be unable to satisfy the ex aminer. Such a proceeding would be productive of no good. The presence of the subcommittee in Paris may have the effect of bringing out much detailed information that could not be gotten at from this side, but it is clear that the records, so far as they affect the action of the general in command, must be referred to and iP they are on their way to the United States, they will be available here. The insinuation that General Pershing is trying to evade a respon sibility is hardly warranted from his record as a soldier. . New York, Aug. 30. Industrial peace of the world is at stake on this Labor day, says Dr. John McDowell of Baltimore, Md., on taking office as head of the newly created department of social service of the Presbyterian New Era Movement, in a message from the church to labor, issued at Presbyterian headquarters, 156 Fifth avenue, today. , - Hf. McDowell urges that industrial democ racy stand for a state of society where a man will get all he earns and earn alt he gets. He gives labor full credit for winning the war, and says that the big task confronting labor today is that of democratizing industry. He pleads that labor substitute faith for fear, and substi tute reason for force, to bring about a world peace in all international and industrial rela tions. Ije invokes the spirit of justice and brotherhood to make democracy "safe for in dustry. People who rock the boat, he says, must be stopped. He blames existing chaos upon the failure to look beyond industry as a reventie-producinir process. "The first note in the message of the churclr to labor on this Labor day, says Dr. McDowell, "is one of gratitude for the indispensible service it rendered during the. world war. No one who knows the facts will ever question either the quality or the quantity of labor's share in mak ing the world safe for democracy. On the field and in the factory labor proved its unflinching loyalty to the cause of humanity by a service that knew no limits and by a sacrifice that never counted the cost. "The vast majority of the eight minions of men who laid down their lives that liberty might not perish from the earth, were from the ranks of labor. It is not too much to say that without the man who fought in the ranks and the men and women who worked in the factories the war could not have been won. , "Society cannot exist without the worker. The steady toil of the masses is a factor that cannot be ignored. It is the basis of society and civilization and makes possible literature, science, art and philanthropy. In tracing the causes of social advance, we cannot omit the unpemitting toil of the nameless millions whose laborand industry have built our republic, and when we tWnk of that long and honorable rec ord since the dawn of human history, we are impressed anew with the dignity and worth of labor. "All human labor is in a very real sense social service. In any conceivable future social order the workers will be honored, moVe hon ored than ever. In the kingdom of God service is the test and measure of greatness. Grati tude fills the heart of all the lovers of liberty for the heroic service rendered by the workers of the world during the past four years. "The second note in, the church's message to labor is one of inspiration for its future tasks. There are big problems just ahead of labor; problems which will demand clear thought, tireless energy, limitless patience and courageous faith. The welfare of mankind, as well as the future of America, is wrapped up in these problems. "The biggest task confronting labor just now is that of democratizing industry. The war has broadened and deepened the demo cratic current in modern life. It has also helped to demonstrate the unity underlying all human relations. The problem of labor and capital is no longer one which concerns only or even mainly these two essential parties to produc tion. As never before, it is a community prob lem, a national problem, an international prob lem. To speak of the old world and the new world, says Owen Wister, is to speak a dead language. The world is one. All humanity is in the same boat The passengers multiply, but the boat remains the same size. "And people who rock the boat must be stopped by force. America can' no more sepa rate itself from the destiny of Europe than it can escape the natural laws of the universe. 'The labor problem of the twentieth century,' says W. L. McKenzie King, 'is indeed the problem of industry and humanity. To com prehend this truth adequately is a necessary first step towards a solution.' "The third note in the message of the church to Tabor is one of appeal to bring about a world at peace, in all of its international and in dustrial relations, by substituting faith for fear, and reason for force. The democracy needed in industry is something more than a mere form,. it must be a real faith, with its roots in God andjn man. Nothing short of an infusion of a new spirit, and that the spirit of justice and brotherhood, will make democracy safe for industry and thus usher in industrial peace. "Labor must never forget that the whole is greater than its parts and that humanity has rights superior to those of industry or even nationality. "In his address to congress on February 11, 1918, President Wilson said: 'What is at stake nowis the peace of the world. What we are striving for is a new international order based upon broad and universal principles of, right and justice.' ' , "What is at stake now on this Labor day, September 1, 1919, is the industrial peace of the- world, and what is needed is a new indus trial orde based on the eternal principles of right and justice. "If industrial democracy is to prove a bless ing to the world it must stand for a state society in which a man will get all he earns, and earn all he gets, a state of society in which no man will live on the fruits of an other man's labor, and no man will be denied Home Health Hints Keliabl advice- given in this column on , prevention "and cure of disease. Put your ques tlon In plain language. Tour name will not be printed. Ask The Bee to Help You. "Alcoholic DUtfMse" Mytli la a drunkard a drunkard because he is ill; or is he ill just because he is a drunkard? It is regarded as. a fallacy by Charles B." Towns of New Tork, whose activities in the study and prevention of the drink and drug: evils have made him wide ly knoWn. In an article entitled "Who is Responsible for Drug-Addiction?' contributed to The Ameri can Journal of Clinical Medicine (Chicago, July). Mr. -Towns exr presses his belief that a large snare of the responsibility of alcoholic and other drug-addiction must be laid at the door of physicians, nurses and druggists. To quote and condense his- article: "There is no such Jthinf? as inher iting the alcohol or the drug habit. A man's father and mother and all his relatives, back to Brian Boru or Julius Caesar may have, been drunkards or opium smokers or co caine snuffers; still .that does not constitute the slightest reason" why the man himself must inevitably be a drunkard, a 'hop-flend,' or a cocaine, user. ' For the drug habit, like any other habit, is an acquired trait: and acquired traits are not transmissible. i "I know that this assertion will cause acute mental discomfort to the many that have made their family and friends, as well as themselves, believe that the unovercomable and most grave and respectable reason for . their excessive indulgence ts, that their father or grandfather iransnmiea to tliem the hankering' for the poison. But there is iij sci ence absolutely no basis of justifica tion for such a claim. "This does not mean, however, that a man may not inherit n un stable nervous system from ances tors that has systematically poi soned their organisms. A man that has a father whose cells were thor oughly saturated with 'booze' and tobacco could, and probably would. Inherit a defective nervous system. But he could not inherit a craving for narcotics or alcoholics. "I am not mimizing the fact that certain alcoholics seem fordoomed to drink to excess because their highly nervous organisms crave the excitation conferred by alcohol, be cause they do not get enough to eat, or because they do not assimilate their food, or because their tissue cells cry out for fuel. Still others become alcoholics, because, through the help of stimulants, they have habitually forced themselves to overwork, to bear burdens of re sponsibility beyond their normal strength, or to overcome poor health, eye-strain, grief or anxiety. "These people may be physically or mentally abnormal: but they do not suffer from 'alcoholic disease,' as such. There is no such thing as an 'alcoholic disease.' There are diseases engendered by alcoholic poisoning there are degenerate conditions of both mind and body brought about by alcohol but there is no such thing as the 'disease of alcoholism.' "The alcoholic is a sick man; how ever, he is sick because of the alco hol used. He is not alcoholic be cause of an inherent phsychosis that impels him to the use of alcohol. "Delirium tremens is a disease; alcoholic insanity is a disease; but these have their origin in nothing but alcoholic poisoning. If the man oe meaicaiiy unnolscmed. he can Pastor Explains What Obey Means. I TO DAY not experience any of these disexseri conditions. In these circumstances the responsibility for the develop ment of his tolerance must rest with the one that first administered or first supplied the drug. In this re spect a great army of present drug takers never were -properly safe guarded against forming the habit much less properly helped in overcoming it. "The average physician, for one thing, never has realized how easily the drug habit may. be established, and so. in perfectly good faith, he has preserrbed opiates for the re lief of pain or discomfort, which pain or discomfort it might have U Den possible to relieve in other ways. So, the patient, naturally as sociating his relief with the means adopted to ease him.Tias persisted in the use of the opiate, when pos sibly it no longer was necessary. Conservative physicians are so keenly aware of this possibility that some of them go so far as never to carry a hypodermic outfit. "Nurses, too, have a heavy re sponsibility to shoulder in respect to drug addiction. For scores of thousands of habitues have been broken into the use of the drugs that subsequently owned them, body and soul, by a careless nurse, debo nairly seeking the easiest way to brirtg relief irrespective of what she might be bringing on while giv ing this relief. "When anyone can go Into almost any drug store and buy paregoric, it can readily be understood how upon the laxity of the law that per mits this practice theTe can legiti mately b charged a damning re sponsibility. "Paregoric contains 46.5 per cent ot-alcohol and 1.9 grains of opium in each fluid ounce a 'shot of booze' that would satisfy the most exacting toper, and a dose of morphine equivalent to that usually given a normal adult. Yet the sale of this tincture comes within the law. In fact, the extent to which the manu facture, sale and use of many so called 'patents' and 'proprietaries' are responsible for the growth of arug addiction is not even now understood. Tet these preparations are alKdJspensed within the law. They are part of the regular stock In X ". j t.l r ,l ui iU. n: "".'Y""D cveiy uiub ami are inc iauacy m mc wuuc yia.ii m ui soia in the regular course of busl- tTess, with perfect legal propriety. the fruits of his own labor. "This is what industrial democracy means when it is, true to the highest ideal, the Chris tian ideal. If industrial democracy is to be true to the Christian ideal, the Christian church must fill industrial democracy with the spirit of Christ teach industrial democracy the mind of Christ, and inspire industrial democracy to do the work of Christ, and thus make good the prophet's vision cf the time 'when a man shall be more precious than gold, even than the golden wedee of Ophir.' " Brains Are Very Necessary Potter. Neb.. Aug. 25. To The Editor of The Bee: On the 19th of this month there appeared an edi torial in The Bee which was mis leading in its entirety. The writer has read especially the editorials of The Bee with pleasure for a number of years, but never has he found one that was so wholly at variance with facts as the one headed: "Episco palians Making Progress." The genial editor calls it "progress" to omit the word "obey" from the mar riage ritual of the church. If the word "obey" is a relic of an age that has passed, if that were all that la involved, one could very well dis pense with it. but the word "obey" is not a "relio," but is distinctly biblical. And if it is "progress" to get away from the Bible, then the Episcopalians are welcome to make that "progress." But, I think, an injustice is done to the Episcopal-, ians in congratulating them for eliminating a clear passage of Holy Wrtt. Had the editor taken the time to study this question as he should have done before launching into the deep bU.ie sea, I know that editorial would not have appeared. , The word "obey," as used in the church ritual and in the Bible, was never meant to convey the idea that the husband could or should com mand his wife as though she were his slave, but signifies obedience to the marriage vow. "Obey" here means: "Thou shalt not commit adultery"; in other words, the wife is here enjoined by God net to do anything by which the marriage re lation between her and her husband is violated. And to be permitted to do this by omitting the word "obey," The Bee surely would not call "progress." That this is done in so ciety cannot be called "progress," and is far from being a cause for congratulations, and cannot be wel comed by anybody having the wel- rare or Society at heart. Then, why the law of our state to punish adul tery, or any laws protecting the state of matrimony? The word "obey," at least in the Lutheran church, never gave the husband the right and privilege to command his wife and make her "obey" him at his every whim. He can demand obedience to the marriage vow only insofar as God has stated. . And, be it remembered, the same obligation ia also the husband's. The Word of God is very explicit on this, as witness: "Husbands, love your wives, even as Christ loved the church ... so ought men to love theirNqyives as their own bod ies." Eph. v. 25. Likewise: "Wives, submit yourselves to 'your own hus bands as unto the Lord." Eph. v. 22. Of course. If churches have given this Word of God a wrong interpre tation, then complaint is justified, but not on the grounds of a "relic of an age that has passed," but rather that the Word of God has been violated, for rituals of the church should be in conformity with th Word of God; in other words: The church should "obey" the Word of God. I think the editor of The Bee win heartily agree with the writer and 'give this correction the same prominence given his editorial. Mistakes jrvill happen to the best of us. Yours for upholding the mar riage vow. H. W. SAEGER. ODD AND INTERESTING. A needle passes through 80 epera. tions in its manufacture. Railways use almost half of the woria's entire output 'of steel every year. Korean umbrella are covered with oiled paper, and cost about 10 cents each. Mohammedans do not wear silk. As it is the product of a worm, they consider it unclean. Certain Parisian tailors regularly Issue fashion-plates containing the designs for clothing for pet dogs. In Egypt the telephone operators are required to speak English, French, Italian, Greek and Arabic. Persia has no distilleries, brewer ies or saloons, and native wine is the only intoxicating beverage used. The superstitious use of horse shoes as emblems of good luck originated in England about the middle of the seventeenth century. Medical authorities state that it takes 15 days for the average human body to recover fully from the loss of two consecutive nights sleep. The coast of the' British Isles is so well protected with lighthouses that if a ship sailed right round England, Scotland and Ireland by night only on six occasions would it be where it could not see the light of a light house lantern. The Day We Celebrate Walter I. Selby, real estate man, born 1854. Emperor Toshlhito of Japan, born 40 years ago. Queen Wilhelmina of the Nether lands, the only woman now occupy ing a European throne, born 38 years ago. Dr. Joseph A. Blake, who served as chief surgeon of the American Red Cross hospital in Paris, boni in San Francisco, 55 years ago.. James E. Ferguson, former gov ernor of Texas, born In Bell county, Texas. 48 years ago. Mrs, Harold F. McCormick. daughter of John D. Rockefeller, born in Cleveland, 47 years ago. Thirty Years Ago in Omaha. i Miss Mary Fitch, principal of Dodge school, and Miss Mattie Tib betts, have returned from a trip through western Europe. A branch of the order of the Gol den Shore has been instituted here. C E. Currien is worthy president. Contract for the city hall has been awarded to John V. Coots. Members of Shakespeare lodge No. 217 of the Order of St. George gave dissociable. James Kane of Troy. N. Y., has i tv.n o-i.eit ht Tom Cushinsr. son r un R C Cushing. for the past 4 m mnnthfl. Nebraska's State Fair. On Monday the Nebraska State Fair will open its gates again, with a greater array of exhifiits than ever shown on the grounds or in the buildings. The event is of real importance to the state for many reasons. The prime edu cational purpose of such an exposition is not questioned; its opportunities for exchange of ideas and comparison of methods have been too well established. Here as nowhere else the progress in the . industry in products, in ma chinery and appliances, in processes of animal breeding, and all other forms of knowledge useful to the farmer may be noted under the best of conditions for proper understanding. Along with the educational value of the fair goes its amusement features. Sometimes it may be questioned if this phase is not too grealy emphasized, Tut at all events, it is given such importance, as must attract many who might not otherwise be lured to the grounds. The Nebraska fairhis year starts under splen did prospects and ought to . realize the hopes of its managerf - Four" brotherhoods lies in the assumption that agreat railroad system can be run and ex panded without great constructive genius, and that great constructive genius will work with out adequate incentive. It was the brain of J. J. Hill that conceived and built the Great Northern system and de-v veloped the northwest. The opportunity was there, but Hill saw it and had the nerve to take risks in order to prove that his ,faith in the future of the district was well founded. 1 "there are just as efficient conductors and engineers and firemen working on the road as when he laid the first rails, but they could not have built up the system. There is in every city a score of large busi ness enterprises which existed first in the brain of one man. The employes whom he hae called to his assistance could not have developed the business, though some of them think that they should control it and tell the directing brain what he should do. And there is in every city one or more great enterprises built up by the genius of a single man which have gone to ruin when that man died. Men of ordinary ability are for sale; but the constructive genius never sells himself. He commands the services of others and builds on the foundations which are embedded in his own Awill and in his own determination to put the thing across. ' The world is full of wrecks of big enter prises, the inheritors of which, whether they were the heirs of the founder or the subor dinates who took it over at his death, were too little to carry on. There may be railroad geniuses in the brotherhood but they are not in sight, and the chances are all against the success ot tneir r.nnrti to plan, even if it were advisable for other rea- and one In America." Punch, Lon. iOjj.Philadclphia PjibHc tfjgeij, . doft feo no really informed person now questions the fact that the present state and federal laws have not accomplished the purposes for wnicn they were intended. "Yet neither the medical profes sion nor the druggists are willing to admit responsibility for the utter inefficiency of N the present method of narcotic regulation. Indeed, it is rather significant that the drug interests have officially put their un qualified approval upon the law as it exists at the presenttime a lais ser faire endorsement with a ven geance. "In view of all these facts, and in view of the further fact that the sit uation is rapidly growig worse, all the various interests concerned must be brought to co-operate to ward I lessening this evil. In no other way is it possible to fix the responsibility and to correct an in iquity that is perhaps the most de basing and degrading one that has ever been perpetrated by man upon his brother man." , Standards of Value. "One of the summer boarders of ours is a regular profiteer," ex claimed Farmer Corntossel. "Why he's the one that pays the money." "Yes. But he eats enough at one meal to put him ahead of the game for the rest of the week." Wash ington Star. A Kcbuke for the "Drrs." ' The "dry system has received a nasty blow. Asked now many Drotn trs he had, an Ipswich publican is have saia, "two anve This Modells The"Vickers" A cap of distinc tion that typifies the quality, style, wear and true economy of the famous Apple line of men's head wear. Stunning new models now on sale by the best dealers everywhere. Step in today try one on. "Look for tho Apple Trademark L" 7 i& Louts, U.S. A. FROM HBRE AND THERE. More great battles have been fought in August than in any other month. The list includes Blenheim, Plevna, Gravelotte. Charlerol, Mons, Anzac Cove, Heligoland Bight, Chevy Chase, Taku and Kandahar. In Brazil there is a variety ot magnolia which, for a few weeks in the year, opens and closes at the same hour every day, regardless of both light and temperature. Cer tain of the natives, who have neither clocks nor watches, gauge the time by this flower. i Westminster Hall, whero the for mer German emperor may be brought to trial, is, next to the Tower and Westminster "Abbey, the most historic edifice in Liondon. Ad jacent to the House of Commons, it dates back over 800 years, al though Richard II is responsible for its present glories. In two important battles fought by British soldiers they did not lose a single man. One was In 1868, when Napier stormed Magdala in Abyssinia, In that tight thousands of the enemy were killed. The other instance was at Futtehpore, when Havelock, marching to relieve Lucknow, defeated the rebels heav ily, but lost not a man. THE SPICE OF LIFE. "To lve th face a ood "color," ar ' xohamto, "t a pot of routa and a ra blt'e foot. Bury them two rnllei froa home and walk out am) back once a da. to no If thry ara atlll thara." Boatot Transcript, "So tlila ta tba.flrat tlmaou'Va ava on tho ocean." aald nor eecort. "Yea; the very flrat time." "And what do you think of It I" r jni ana nima in ei-em? -- just lika ovulars," Boston Transcript "Look here." aald the new tenant, "you advertised this place as belnt near tha water. Tve looked In every direction a sal 1 don't sea any water.". You Viaven't looked tn tha cellar yat," the agont told him." Boston Transcript "I suppose the bl( fish go away." sneered the Indolent acquaintance, "Of course," rejoined the true fisherman. "They huve learned to know me. Any full-grown fish around here hldra as aoon as 1 step Into a boat."WaahUigton Btar. We atrongly advocate -i. plan wlrereby young ladles attending church In tha even ing can rglster tht-lr namea in the church vestibules, so that young men wlo ara in the habit of lingering around tha church door can see at once wheher or not thwlr best girl Is present, and thus eat M troubled brain at rest. The Clifton Hill Hustler. High IJalug. Baby Gertrude found somo coal, She nibbled tt with great dejlfht i Till pa ssld: "Gertrude, pray control , Your expensive appetite.'' Brooklyn Cltlsen. SONG OF A HUMBLE CITIZEN With temples throbbing and hot, With temper ruffled and red, A citizen sat In his rent-raised fin. Wearily propping bis head; ' "I'm a man of peace," ha moaned, As he fingered his grocer's Mil. "Yet self-control Is leaving my soul And I am nursing a longing to kllL" It's atrlke. strike, strike. From dawn to evening glow; And strike, strike, atrlke, Wherever I chance to go. V . The slogan, wherever I psss. In our land-of-do-as-you-llke, Is "Get to a man aa much as fou can. Then ask for more and atrlke." It's strike, strike, atrlke, From actor to engineer; And strike, strike, strike. For cheese or decimal beer; I'm a lover of Justice and pears, But, whoever may happen to vln, I stand no show; what I'd Ilka to know Is, Where do I come Int It's strike, atrlke, strike. From window cleaner to clerk; And strike, strike, atrlke, - With never a thought of work; I'm strong for order and law. But I hava nothing to aay. For first and last I am leaned to tha mast; Whoever may win, t pay. With templea throbbing and hot, With temper ragged and red. A citizen -eat In his rent-raised Tat, Wearily propping his head; "I'm a man of peace," ha moaned, "But all this snakes me sick; ' Upon my soul, I've lost control; I'm turning Bolshevik." ELIAS LIEBKRMAN In New Tork Times. Battle CreeK in Omaha yp rw-X6 teanre iaun. Tmt t ItaiiMUi r .. . --..-4 Lua . eitnft. $osy ea Trigs, ciuntiand urt WSm. tuc v3u. va XX (&xy pOMaJriliiXstV. All baths and electrical equipment useful in the treatment of the sicK. The Solar Sanitarium Masonic Temple, 10th ana! Douglas. Phone Tyler 20. HlMI,l!,NHHHIJlHlHI(HMmill"j I I II I J Adapting the torve Dies ot the vaolirv to the tJieuvoforte' rva.5 principj mm lvri stxcjcessftxllv tC complisked oidyirv the J-s a resultf, J Jason rfamh'n tone and resonance improve "with age just as tK Otradivanus mellows with the ars. ihis can ii sT 1 ' J - 7 world. isJ us TO snovyrw yryrt Our cash prices are our time prices. We take Liberty bonds at par. 1513 Douglas St. The Art and Music Store. si It iis ni M HIM sVaMdysat. l:!lnliili:illlill!Mllilllllillil!lllll;iliillil;illilliliiiniiiiil'iMlMliitiiliiliililliiliitiii:'liiiii!!iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitlltlllillI Why Not Have the Best Every Honorable, Temperate, Industrious Man Can Obtain Fraternal Life Insurance in the WOODMEN OF THE WORLD (The On Hundred Per Cent Fraternity) y Membership 945,000 Emergency Reserve $46,000,000.00 Death Claims Paid .$128,000,000.00 Old Age Disability Benefit Paid at Age of 70. For Further Particular Addresa HON. W. A. FRASER, Sovereign Commander W. O. W. Bldg., Omaha, Neb. iiliilMlriii!luiiiiii!iii!'iliiiiiniilri;ili:iili!iil'iiiliilHli.i!tMtiiMi!iiMi:inli:in,iitiiiiiiiuliiiiilliliiiiiii' lli!liilliliil:ili!liill!llilnliiiiliilllli!liii:''liil:'lwiilillii;iliiul:itMliil:ilMl'liilii'iiiliiiilHliiliiiii!iiiiiliii,ii Have You $1200? It will buy twelve of our shares. If you have not this amount, start with less, and systematically save with us until you reach your goal. No better time and no better place. Dividends compounded semi-annually. . The Conservative Savings LoanAss'n 1614 Harney St. - ' ' Resources, $15,500,000. Reserve, $525,000. iNIIUIIlllllllllllllllllHllllllllllllllllliliillilllllllW IsJejjf