11 LYONS PITCHES DOUBLE-HEADER; WINS ONE GAME - s Blanks the Rourkes in First Contest and Loses Second, 1-0, Allowing But Five Hits; Sioux Get Two. Pitcher Lyon of the Sioux City team pitched both games of the double bill, against the Rourkes, yesterday afternoon and won the first one, S to 0, holding the lo cals to five hits in the second, los ing by the close count of 1 to 0. The Rourkes started Townsend, who was touched up for 10 hits ' atid five runs, in the first game. Sandy Burke pitched a masterly game in the second contest, though he walked seven batters. He struck out two and permitted but three hits and not allowing a run. Not a Sioux City rariner got past sec ond base in this battle. The extra base hits in the first game were all made by Sioux City hitters, left fielder Meloan getting two doubles and Goodwin and Ly nns each contributing a two-bagger. The Rourkes took the honors for doubfes in the second game, Gis lason and Barbeau each getting one. Both contests were fast, the first being played in one hour and thirty minutes and the second in one hour and twenty minutes. The visitors made one error in each game, De . fate hobbling in the opener and Goodwin in the final game. The Rourkes made three in each of the games. 'Outfielder Haien booted two in centerheld in the first and Gislason made one also. Gislason, Graham and Barbeau vied with one another in making boots in the sec ond, each getting one. Despite the fact that the double bill was offered the ladies, free of charge, only a few were present. Four hundred and sixty-three paid admissions, with probably 100 ladies, was the size of the crowd. The dou ble bill Wednesday drew 531. There will be no game today, one on Satur day and two Sunday and Monday. Yesterday's scores: Firs came: UMAH1. AB. R : Mason, as 4 0 Jueksnn, lb 4 O l,ee, If 4 0 llemmlngway, 8b . . 8 O tiraham. rf ....... 8 O Haien, rf 8 O Harheau, 2b 8 O Npellman, o 4 O, Townaend, p 3 0' BRINGING UP FATHER- S Jigga and Maggia ia Full Pf of Colon in The Sunday Baa. Drawn for The Bee by McManua VDHBht ii9 International News Service, "TT II J ( VW DO tOU MEAN fW 1 I I i I " I TS f 1 I ' " 1 1 L SITTING THERE EAO?Ni. f T)X ft f ! S UOEb THE MAil- WOULD OU MIND TELUrV g DIDN'T I TELL ?SG TCT DON'T TALK uWl OSLV VA"T To ME WHAT 0 TO AND Tp'X 0 TO THE VTORC t-U BACK 40 DO roW' " HND OOT IS WHAT TOO $ : ! ! 1 I ; "rttfej? , , Results and Standings ftytQl PHILS END THEIR LOSING STREAK, LICKING GIANTS After Nine Straight Defeats, Quakers Come Back With One-Sided Win Over New York. II. PO. A. E. 12 3 1 O 12 5 1 O 4 1 2 O Totals 31 4 27 11 3 SIOUX CITY. AB. B. H. TO. A. E. Moran. rf 4 1 O 1 Goodwin, 2b 5 O 2 O Pefate, ss 5 0 O 2 Meloan. If 6 1 8 4 Rohtnson, rf 4 0 1 4 Brokaw, lb 4 2 2 12 MrOermott, e 8 I 1 1 Margrave, 3b 3 0 O 2 Lyon, p 4 O 1 0 5 10 27 0 2 8 0 0 0 0 8 8 11 ...2 0000201 05 ...0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 00 Meloan (2), Goodwin, Graham, by Lyons, . Meyers and Total 37 Sioux City .... Omaha Two-base bit Lyons, tilt batsman: Graham, by Lyoi Ntcrlrlre Ilys Harirravp. uonble play Goodwin to Defate to Brokaw; Hargrave to Brokaw. Struck out: By Townsend, 8; by Lyons, 1. Banes on balls. Off Town send. 2 off Lyons, 8. Left on bases: Omaha. 7: Siou City. . . Timet 1:30. Attendants! 463. Umpires bhnnnon. Second ramei , . OMAHA. v , A.B. B. (Mason, ss ....... 4 0 Jackson, lb 4 0 Lee, If 4 0 Itemmlngway, 8b... 4 0 Graham, rf 2 0 Hohlnkel, cf 2 1 Barbeau, 2a 3 0 Kpellmait. o 3 0 Burke, p v 3 0 H. P.O. 1 2 A- Ej K Totals 31 t 24 2 Totals 30 10 27 -aattea ior causey in eiginn. Totals .....28 1 SIOUX CITY. A.B. B. Moran, rf 3 0 Goodwin, 2b 8 0 Defate, as.. 3 0' Meloan, If 4 0 Rob'ion, ef ........ 3 0 BrolW, lb ........ 4 0 Elffert. o 3 0 Hargrave, Sb ..... . 8 0 Lyons, p .......... 3 0 0 27 12 P.O. A. E. 3 10 5 1 0 .0 1 0 2 9 1 0 2 0 . 0 3 24 15 ' Total 29 Sioux city o o o o o o o o o o Oman 0 0010000 01 Two-base hits: Gislason, Barbeau. Sac rifice hit: Goodwin. Double play: Meloan to Lyons to Delate. Stolen base: Moran. Struck out: By Burke, 2; by Lyons, 2. Bases on balls: Off Burke, 7; off Lyons, 3. Hit by pitched ball: Elffert, by Burke. Time: 1:20. Umpires: Meyers and Shan non. Attendance: 468. Des Moines Wins Pitchers' Duel From St. Joseph, 3-1 Des Moines, la., Aug. 28. Des Moines bunched hits with a pass, a sacrifice fly and an error in the third inning and won a pitchers' battle between Payne and Williams today. The score was 3 to 1. The game was played at Fort Des Moines be fore 3,000 convalescent soldiers. ST. JOSEPH. I PES MOINES. AB.H.O.E. AB.H.US. .lacks'n, cf. 4 Bruba'r, 3b. 4 Kelle'r, ss. 3 Butcher, 2b. 4 K. Wa'r, rf. 3 Bono'ts, If. 4 Reall. lb. 4 0 Crosby, c. SO Shestak. e. 2 0 Willla's, p. 1 0 0 Starr, Sb. 4 OlCoffey. 2b. 2 0 Has'k, lb. 3 OjCon'ley, cf. 3 1 1 Milan, rf. 2 Q'J. Wa'r. c. 4 Totals 31 6 24 2 Hart'd, ss. 3 Breen, ir. 4 Payne, p. 2 0 1 1 1 1 10 1 2 0 1 0 8 0 2 1 1 0 1 Totals 27 4 27 2 St. Joseph i..O 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 Des Moines 0 0 8 0 4 0 0 0 3 Three-bas hit: Kelleher. Two-base hits: Butcher, E. Walker. Coffey. Sacri fice hit: Milan. .Sacrifice fly: Milan. Stolen base: Coffey. Left on bases: St Joseph. 7; Des Moines, 8. Struck out: By Payne, S; by Williams. 2. Bases on balls: .Off Pavne, 2; oft Williams, . Earned runs: Off St. Joseph, 1; off Des Moines, 1. Double play: Connolley to Hasbrook. Umpires: Fresfcwater and Daly. Time: 1:34. Wichita Climbs Up a Peg by Winning Slugging Match Wichita, Kan., Aug. 28. Wichita made it four straight by winning a slugging match, 13 to 3, from Okla homa City today. Score: OKLAHOMA CITT; I WICHITA. Pitta, rf. 4 0 S OiWIlhott, er. 4 l s a UIWBSU. fiu. - o v OiMcB'e, if. 4 S 1 0 liMu'ler. lb. 6 3 13 0 l'Ewaldt, !. S 3 1 0 0'Wolfe. rf. 4 1 0 l!Kme'r, lb, 1 1 M 0'Newa'a, c. B 0 ljLynch, p. 4 0 0 0 Palk, It' Tanner, . 3 Lin're. 3b. 3 -,r(rs. 1D.-3D.4 iriffin, cf. 4 Benson, 2b. 4 Moore, c 2 Palmer, e. S Parks, p. Meads, p. J Grist, lb. 0 0 1 1 4 4 6 0 4 0 0 0 0 0 2 T.t.l. 23 7 24 4T Totals 33 13-1 o Oklahoma City J1MJJ1 Wichita 4S1OS090 x U -r hits: McBrlde. Talk. Three- base hit: Mueller. Home run: Krueger. rlv: McBrlde. Left on bases: Wichita. 7: Oklahoma City, . Bases on balls: Off-Parks, 1; off Meadows, 2; off I.vnch. 4. Struck oufe: By Lynch, ; by Meadow. J. Hits and runs: Off Parks. t .-a a n one and one-third lnninrs. Time: 2:00. Umpire: Jacob and Set- , . : The cane, beet and maple are the . nrincical sugar producers, but there Total are nearly 200 othef plants andjjopim trees which contain sugar m tneiriTuisa Philadelphia, Pa., Aug. 28. Phil adelphia ended its losing streak of nine straight by a 14 to 2 victory over New York. The visitors bunched three of their five hits after two were out in the second, tying the score. After that Hogg held them helpless. Score: NEW YORK. I PHILADELPHIA. AB.H.O.E. I AB.H.O.E. ' Burns. If. Younft. rf. Fletrh'r, bs. Zlm'n, 3b. Frlsch, 2b. Kauff. cf. Kelly, lb. Snyder, c. Wint'e, p. Doyle Dubuc, p. 0 0 1 0 1 0 0 0 3 2 2 2 12 1 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 Olralla'n, rf 6 0!Bl'k'ne, 3b. 3 OIWIM'a, cf. 5 liMeusel. If. B OILuder's, lb, 5 OlBan'ft, ss. 3 OlPau'te. 2 b. 6 OlAdams, c. 6 01 Hogg, p. 4 01 01 1 0 2 12 1 3 2 2 2 4 2 1 Totals 30 5 24 ll Totals 39 15 27 0 Batted for Winters In seventh. New Tork 0 20000000 2 Philadelphia 2 0 0 2 6 0 2 2 x 14 Two-base hits: Paulette, Luderus, Wil- llnmc. Hogg (2), Blackburne, Callahan. Three-base hit: Kelly. Stolen bases: Aleusel, Luderus. Sacrifice hit: Black burne. uouoie plays: rauteue ana Ban croft; Bancroft, Paulette and Luderus. Left on bases: New York, 5; Philadelphia, 8. Bases on balls: Off Winters, 4; off Dubuc, 1: off Hogg, 2. Hits: Off Win ters, i 10 in 6 innings; off Dubuc, 5 in 2 innings. Hit by pitched ball: Blackburne, by Winters; Young and Zimmerman, by Hogg. Struck out: By Winters, 2; by Hogg, 3. Losing pitcher: Winters. Dodgers and Braves Spilt. Brooklyn, Aug. 28. Brooklyn won the first game from Boston today, 6 to 1, and made Its winning streak six straight, but Boston broke the streak by winning the second game, 4 to 3, on errors by Olson. Bunched hits beat Causey In the opener. Score: First game: BOSTON. I BROOKLYN. AB.H.O.E. I AB.H.O.E. Boeck"l, Sb. 4 2 Rawl'gs, 2b. 4 1 Powell, rf. 4 0 Cruise, cf. 4 11 Holke, lis. 4 11 Pick. If., 2 0 2 Mara'le, n. 1 0 ! Oowdy. c. 3 0 2 Causey, p. 2 0 0 Scott, p. 0 0 0 Thorpe 10 0 C'Olson, ss. 4 OUohn'n. 2b. 4 OIGrlfft'h, rf. 3 HZWh't, If. 4 0 1.Myers, cf. 4 O'Kone'y, lb. 3 liWard, 3b., 1 2 LM. Wh't, c. 3 2 OlPfeffer, p. 2 1 ol : Boston 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 01 Brooklyn 0 0 3 0 0 2 0 0 x 5 TvfO-base hit: Boeckel. Three-base hit: Konetchy. Sacrifice hits: Griffith, Z. Wheat. Sacrifice fly: Olson. Double play: Rawllngs to Holke. Left on base: Boston, 4; Brooklyn, 7. Bases on balls: Off Causey, 2: off Scott, 1. Hits: Off Causey, 8 in seven Innings; off Scott, 2 In one inning. Hit by pitched ball: By Pfeffer (Pick). Struck out: By Causey, 1; by Scott, 1; by Pfeffer, 3. Wild pitch: Causey. Losing pitcher: Causey. .Second game: BOSTON. BROOKLYN. AB.H.O.E. AB.H.O.E. Boeck'l, 3b. 5 Rawl'gs, 2b. 4 Powell, rf. 4 Cruise, cf. 2 Thorpe, cf. Holke, lb. Pick, If. Mara'le, ss. Oowdy, c. Rudolph, P 0 2 1 3 1 0 0 2 0 11 1 1 1 0 2 4 1 1 0 Olson, ss. 4 OUohn'n. 2b. 6 OIGriffi'h, rf. 4 OlZ. Wh't, If. 3 OiMyers, cf. 4 OIKone'y, lb. 4 OlWard, 3b. 4 OIKrue'r, c. 4 OlCadore, p. 2 OiMitchell, p. 3 Baira o xHlckman 0 aKilduff 0 2 0 2 1 3 1 3 1 3 0 10 2 1 Totals 35 t 27 0 Totals 36 10 27 2 . Ran for Ward In ninth. xRan for Krueger in nlnttl rRan tor Mitchell in ninth. Boston 0 0 2 0 0 0 2 0 0 4 Brooklyn 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 23 Three-base hits: Olson! Myers. Sacrifice fly: Olson. Double play: Olson to Kon etchy. Left on bases: Boston, 6; Brooklyn, 8. Bases on balls: Off Rudolph, 1; off Mitchell, 1. Hits :Off Cadore, S In six Innings; off Mitchell, 4 In three Innings. Hit by pitched ball: By Cadore 1 (Ru dolph). Struck out: By Rudolph, 3; by Cadore, 1; by Mitchell, 1. Winning; pitcher: Rudolph. Losing pitcher: Cadore. Card Whip Pirates. Pittsburgh. Aug. 28. Schupp held Pitts burgh to one hit today, which scored a man from second, and St. Louis defeated the locals, 3 to l. The visitors bunched three infield hits with two sacrifice flies and scored three runs. Score: PITTSBURGH. AB.H.O.E. 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 ST. LOUIS. AB.H.O.E. Shultz, rf 5 13 0 BIgbee, If. 2 Heath'e, cf. 4 2 3 0 Carey, cf 3 Stock, Sb. i 2 0 0 So'h'th, rf. 4 Horn'y, ss. 3 1 0 0 Whit'd, lb. 4 McHe'y, If. 3 0 S 0 Bar're, 3b. 3 Cle'ons, o.1 3 0 S 0 Cut'w, 2b. 3 Miller, 2b. 3 1 0 0 Terry, ss. 3 Leslie, lb. 8 1 11 OlSchmldt. c. 3 Schupp, p. 3 0 0 OlCooper, p. 3 Totals 32 8 27 0 Totals 28 126 0 McHenry out, hit by bat'ted ball. St. Louis 0 0 0 0 0 3 0 0 03 Pittsburgh 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 01 Two-base hits: Miller, Leslie, Hornsby. Sacrifice flys: Hornsby, Miller. Double play: Schmidt and Barbare. Left on bases: St. Louis, 10; Pittsburgh, 3. Bases on balls: Off Schupp, 3: off Cooper, 4. Hit by 'pitched ball: By Cooper (2) (Heatbcote, Hornsby). Struck out: By Schupp, S; by Cooper, 5. Manager Abbott of Tulsa Protests Miners' Victory Tulsa, Okla., Aug. 28. Joplin registered 9 runs in the sixth in ning today and defeated Tulsa 12 to 5. Manager Abbott finished the game under protest. With the score tied and the bases full, Manager Abbott ordered pitcher Bayne to the bench to send in Dennis. Stepping outside the box Bayne tossed the ball to Schmidt. Bris beck swung at the ball as it came, driving it to the fence and clean ing the bases. In spite of Abbott's protest Umpire Decker permitted the play to stand. JOPLIN. I TULSA. ABH.O.E.I AB.H.O.E. Thom'n, Sb. S 3 0 0 Burke, ef. & 2 3 0 S Wuffll. 2b. 4 0'Dlltx. If S O'Slafry, lb. 4 OlCle'nd, 3b. t OlDavis. rf. 4 OiTier-y. s. 4 O Schmldt, c 3 llWil'ms. p. 1 0 Bayne. p. Dennis, p. 3 Hul'ltt. lb. Nutt. cf. Boehl'r, cfc Brie'k, o. Hall. rf. Lamb. If. Clay'k, lb. Brandt, ss. Burwell. p. 2 0 0 0 3 2 4 1 1 S 1 1 11 1 0 3 1 2 3 1 2 1 10 3 0 3 3 0 3 1 0 0 0- 9 1 0 sar 40 17 27 31 Total 37 13 27 3 0 1 t 2 012 0 0 I 2 1 1 0 0 I 1 Two-baaa bita; WuffJl, Burke, Clave- WESTERN LEAGUE. Des Yesterday' Results. Omaha, 0-1; Sioux City, 6-0. Wichita, 13; Oklahoma City, ! Joplin, 12; Tulsa, 5. Des Moines, 3; St. Joseph, 1. Gamea Today. Stoux City at Des Moines. Oklahoma City at Tulsa. Joplin at Wichita, Won. Lost. Pet. ,. 63 49 .6s:l .. 62 56 .625 .. 60 66 .617 ,. 61 67 .617 ,. 59 56 .513 ,. 56 60 .483 ..52 64 .448 ..43 64 .429 NATIONAL LEACU E. Won. Lost. Pet. Cincinnati 81 31 .704 New York 70 41 .631 Chicago 60 60 .545 Brooklyn 66 57 .498 Pittsburgh 53 57 .482 Boston 43 64 .402 Philadelphia 40 70 .364 St. Louis 40 70 .364 Yesterday's Results. Philadelphia, 14: New York, ! Brooklyn, 5-3; Boston, 1-4. St. Louis, 8; Pittsburgh, 1. , Games Today. New York at Brooklyn. Boston at Philadelphia. AMERICAN LEAGUE. Chli-ago . Cleveland Won Lost Pet. , 74 40 .649 , 66 46 .589 . 65 47 .580 . 60 61 .641 , 69 53 .527 . 52 61 .460 ,43 70 ' .381 . 30 81 .270 Washington Philadelphia yesterday's Results. Philadelphia, 8-0; Boston, 3-2. New York, 6-5: Washington, 4-3. Detrolt-St. Louis, wet grounds. Games Today. Detroit at St. Louis. Washington at New York. Chicago at Cleveland. Philadelphia at Boston. St. Paul Yesterday's Results. St. Paul, 6; Milwaukee, 0. Columbus, 6; Louisville, 2. Won Lost Pet. 73 47 .608 68 60 .676 64 53 .647 65 56 .537 59 60 .496 68 61 .487 45 72 .300 45 79 .363 Mm" Mm ylW. ll MPCTt1NCfTIIE- NEXT fQtNC OVER" WlTU"DlWS'DAEft TtW .... 1M t a ... . a.. tic pronteers riumD plan is that the public can go plum to Jehosephat. And the public's Plumb plan is that the profiteers can go plumb to a place, with fewer syllables, but piore heat. If little Jacques Horner sat in the corner these fine days of cream prices for skim milk, the old boy wouldn t be pulling any prizes out of that plum pie except his thumb. And it's platinum to junk that he would not only not get any plums, but he would also lose his thumb nail. Can you beat it? MURPHY DAY AT GRAND CIRCUIT RACE MEETING New York Driver Wins Three Feature Events; McGregor the Great Meets Second Defeat This YeaK Readville, Mass., Aug. 28. Mc Gregor the Great, with Cox up, met defeat for the second time this sea son at the Grand Circuit meeting to day when Mariondale brushed by in the second and third heats of the Massachusetts, 2:12 class trotting, under Tommy Murphy's whip, and won. Mariondale took the heats in 2:061-4 and 2:06 3-4. It was a Murphy day, as the New York reinsman drove Direct C. Bur nett , and Sanardo to victories in straight heats in the Neponset and the Pilgrim. The fastest heat in the Neponset was paced in ,2:03 1-4 and in the Pilgrim in 2:05. i Ed Geers drove a winner in the American Horse Breeder futurity, for 3-year-old trotters, Authorities stopped betting on the races. Summaries, American Horse Breeder futurity, 3-year-old, trotting; purse. 36,820: Molly Knight, b. f., by General Watts (Geers) 1 1 Normar. Dillon, b. g., (Walker) 3 2 Periscope, b. f., (Dodge) 2 4 Princess Etawah, b. f., (White) 4 3 Peter Worth, b. c, (Ackerman) . . . . 6 6 Electron Dillon and Abble Putney also started. Time 2:00, 2:064. The Massachusetts, 2:12 class, trotting; purse 35,000: Mariondale, blk. g.. by Archdale (Murphy) 7 1 1 McGregor the Great, b. h., (Cox). 1 2 ,2 Joseph Guy, b. h., (Hyde) 2 3 3 Nedda, b. m., (Flemmlng 3 4 7 Bonnie Del, br. g.. (Hind) 6 5 4 Marry Coburn, Harvest Tide. Kerrigan and Bobby C also started. Time 2:08', 2:06, 2:06. The Neponest, 2:06 class, pacing; purse $3,000: Direct C. Burnett, b. h., by Direct Hal, (Murphy) 1 1 1 Frank Dewey, br. h.. (Cox) 2 2 2 Edward P., br. h., (Leese) 3 3 3 Silver King. b. g., (DoreK. 4 4 4 Edna Early, blk. m.. (White) dls. Time 2:04. 2:03, 2:03. The Justin Edwards, 2:14 class, pacing; purse 31,000. Minor Hal, eh. h.. by Eddie Hal, (H. Brusle) 2 113 1 Ashlook, ch. g.. (Hyde) 3 2 2 1 2 Forest McKinney, b. g., (Murphy) 1 3 3 2 3 The Irish lad, b. g., (Hor- ton) 4 4 4 dr Time 2:08, 2:05, i:0i. 2:08. 2:11. The Boston Globe, 2-year-old trotters: purse $2,000: Little Lee, b. by Axworthy (McDonald) ...J 3 1 1 Brother Peter, b. c, (Thomas) 12 3 Grace Drake, blk. f., (White) 4 3 2 Wikl Wlki, br. g., (Geers) 2 4 4 Dark Flqer, b. f., (Murphy) 5 5 ro Eliza Dillon and Delago's Southern Lady also started. Time: 2:11; 2:11; 2:12. The Blue Hill, 2:06 class trotting; purse $3,000: Wilkes Brewer, ch. h., by Nutwood Wilkes (Hyde) 1 1-1 Prince Loree, b. g., (McDevitt).. 2 5 2 Busy's Lassie, b. m., (Cox) 3 2 5 Easton. ro. g.. (Wbte) 6 7 3 The Toddler, br. h.. (Stinson) 7 3 Royal Mac and Peter June also started. Time: 2:04; 2:04; 2:05. The Pilgrim. 2:11 class, pacing; purse $2,000: Sanardo, b. g., by San Francisco (Murphy) 1 1 Irish Voter, b. g., (Noble) 3 3 2 James Albert, ' b. g.. (Coakley) ..24) Colenet Bldwell. b. f , (Brlggs) 4 2 4 Time: 2:03; 2:05; 1:06. land, Dennis. Brlebeck (2). Lamb (2) Brandt. Burwell. Three-base hit: Davis! Sacrifice hits: Slattery, Davis, Williams Thompson. Bases on balls: Off Williams' 3: off Bayne, 1; off Dennis, 1; off Bur well, 1. Struck out: By Williams, 3; by Dennis. 1: by Burwell, 2. Wild pitch Burwell. Runs: Off Williams. 5 in 3 2-3 Innings: off" Bayne, 3 In 6th Inning, no oute; off Dennis. 6 in i l-i Innings Stolen bases: Hulswitt (2). Time; 1:50. Um pires: Decker and Holme, A dollar has shrunk like a Hester street all wool suit. An iron man is now about the size of a dime and acts like a jitney. The only stuff that hasn't increased in price is the penny-in-the-slot chewing gum ma chines. You still put in a cent and you don't get anything. Ten years ago, food was as plentiful as trouble. You could scramble into a lunch clinic and grab off a case of acute indigestion for 30 cents and a tip to the waitress if she gave you her phone number and no tip if she didn't. Money was loose as cinders on the Erie. You could buy one of those one-flight-up suits, 14 steps to the flight, at a dollar a step. You felt like a porch climber, but the suitwas worth the exercise. Collars were two bits a set, two in a set. Now collars are hyped up to 35 centimes a toss. That's too much investment to be held together by one weak collar button. Nobody knows who's responsible for the rough cost of living. When the investigating committee asks the packers the get a Dupot reply. Blame it on a careless employe. If we're going to get the food Plumb plan working it's up to the housewives to get busy. If they don't they will suffer. Extravagance will soon be beyond the reach of the well known workingman's less known wife. Everybody will soon be starving like college professors have done for centuries. In order to reduce the high cost of living, the chow reformers have lots of gaudy plans. You can't feed a man a lima bean today and a corn tomorrow and make him think that he has had succotash. The poor sapps who have tried to eliminate the high cost of living have mostly succeeded in eliminating both. People don't want that. They want to live if only for the pleasure of complaining about it. And they don't want to give up their luxuries which have now become necessities. There's hardly a family in the works that haven't got either a cake knife or a Ford. The answer to the dope is for every man to move out on a farm, grow two crops a year and the same number of Adam's apples. Raise his own corn and crows and his own wheat and weevils. Then he can live' up to the Plumb plan and buzz the profiteers to go straight and plumb to that place where we are sure to meet 'em. 6 HEATS NEEDED TO DECIDE 2:12 PACEJT FAIR Five Horses Make Good Time; Aquilla Dillon Wins; Five Heats in n 2:02Trot. Des Moines, la., Aug. 28. (Spe cial Telegram.) The 2:12 pace on the program Thursday at the Iowa State fair developed into the best race of the meeting, six heats being necessary to decide the result. Five horses came out for the first heat, -Maxwell, a black gelding, by Major Wilkeswood, driven by Ervin, drawing the pole. He won the heat in 2:10J4 after a hard drive, the last half being in 1:04 flat. Gray Hal, who was second, gave him a hard chase through the stretch and was less than a length back at the finish. In the second heat Aquilla Dillon, by Sidney Dillon, got to the black horse at the half, which they reach ed in 1:02 and steamed, home in 2:074, the first heat of the race. Baroness Edgewood won the third heat in 2:1054, pacing the last quar ter in 315 seconds, and was only a nose in the lead when the wire was reached. Gray Hal, who had laid up the second and third heats, came back strong M the fourth, winning in 2:12, witlTthe last quarter in 31 seconds. This made a combination at the end of the fourth heat, which is very seldom seen in a race four heat winners in four heats, with everv horse standing to win first money durin'g the next two heats. It goes without saying they raced for the money the last two miles. In the fifth heat, 'Aquilla Dillon came back again, winning the heat by a nose. The field got away in good shape with little scoring, bat loafed to the half in 1:084. From thereon, however, things picked up. and they finished the mile in 2:12 Yi, , and boiled home from the three quarters pole in 30 seconds. The clip was faster than first half of the last heat, the field going to the half in 1:054, well bunched and home In 2:11 flat, Aquilla Dillon winning the heat and race. Five heats were necessary to de cide the 2:20 trot, the firs race on tne program. Handsome Bingen, a bay gelding by Albingen, wcji the first two heats in 2:15 and 2:1454, but ran out of gas on the third mile, finishing third ' in 2:12. Lila Deatherage, a nice going sorrel mare by Constenaro, won the last three heats without any particular trouble. In the pacing division of the Western Breeders, Futurity No. 6, but two starters came out. Miss Pansy, the same colt who won the pacing division of the Iowa state fair futurity Saturday, in a walk over, won all three heats in handy fashion. The time was little more than a jog, but one heat being with in the list. The summaries are as follows: 2:20 trot, $600 added: Lila Deatherage, ch. m., by Constenaro (Miller) 2 3 1 1 Handsome Bingen, b. g., by Albingen (Hardie) 1 1 3 4 2 Elsie Baird, ch. m., by El- lerslie McHenry (Taylor) 3 3 2 2 ro Amhurst, b. g., by Amorest (Gray) 4 4 4 3 ro Time: 2:15, 2:14. 2:12, 2:16, 2:16. 2:12 pace, $600 added: Aquilla Dillon, ch. g., by Sidney Dillon (Wilson) 5 1-2411 Maxwell, blk. g., by Major Wilkewood (Ervin) 1 2 8 2 2 2 Gray Hal, gr. g., by Hall B (Owen) v2 4 6 1 4 3 Baroness Edgewood, rn. m., by Baron Review (Eagan) 4 2 1 3 3 4 Lawyer Swift, blk. g., by Heir At Law (Hunts berry) 3 5 4 ro Time: 2:10, 2:07, 2:10, 2:12, 2:12, 2:11. Western Breeders' Futurity, pacing dlvl vlslon, purse (estimated) $400: Miss Pansy, b. f., by Iowa Todd (Kelley) 1 1 1 Theda Patch, blk. f.. by Dan Patch (Blockhouse) 2 2 2 Time: 2:28, 2:23, 2:34. Dempsey Announces Intention to Build Home at Detroit, Mich. Detroit, Mich., Aug. 28. Jack Dempsey, heavyweight champion, today announced that he will make his home here in the future. Today he told of his plans to build a resi dence here this winter, but first he will spend some time .on a Texas ranch. ? Unknown Furnishes Surprise in Women's Golf Tournament Detroit, Mich., Aug. 28. Mrs. Harold Foreman of Chicago, until today almost unknown outside her home club, today furnished the big gest surprise of the women's west ern golf tournament at the Detroit golf course by defeating Mrs. H, Arnold Jackson, twice winner of the national event, 3 and 2. Mrs. Fore man's victory puts her in the semi finals with Mrs. P. Fisk, Dekalb, 111., her opponent. Mrs. Fisk de feated Mrs. Marjorie Edwards, Chi cago, 3 and 1. Exhibition Base Ball. , York, Pa. Aug. 28. Timely hitting, coupled with errors by the American Chain ' players, enabled Cincinnati to easily win today, 8 to 1. Sorca: R H E Cincinnati 00001104 28 6 Amer. Chain . 00000010 0 1 5 4 Batteries Eller. See and Wlngo, Allen; Stanley and Brelghtner. Southern Association. First game: At Memphis-Chattanooga, postponed, team arrived late. Second game: Memphis, 2; Chattanooga. 4. At Atlanta, 6: New Orleans, 8. At Birmingham, 2: Mobile. 1. At Nashville. 1; Little Bock. 2. Today's Calendar of Sports. Racing: gumma meeting of Saratoga Racing association, at Saratoga, N. Y. Trotting; Grand circuit meeting at Readville, Mass. Close of Great Western circuit meeting at Ies Moines. Golf: Westers women's championship tournament, at Detroit. Tennis: National championship tourna ment, at Forest Hills, U I. Motor Boat: Opening of the gold cup . .... .i I ..., n . i.rii nil. Boxing: Bobby Dyson vs. Johnny Rug ae 1L IS rounds, at Marlboro, Mais, YANKEES TAKE TWO GAMES FROM THE SENATORS Carl Mays Defeats Johnson in 14-lnning Battle in First Contest; New York Wins, 5 to 4 and 5 to 3. New York,! Aug. 28. New York defeated Washington in both sec tions of a double-header here today. The first game was a 14-inning con test in which Mays defeated Johnson by 5 to 4. The Yankees won the second game, S to 3. The second game was well pitched by the rival left fianders, Mogridge and Harper, only six hits being made by each team. Scores: Struck out: By Mogridge, 2; by Harper, 4. Losing pitcher: Harper. First game; WASHINGTON. I AB.H.O.E. NEW YORK. AB.H.O.E. Juage, lb. 6 3 13 OlFewst'r, rf. 7 0 3 1 Foster, 3 b. 7 0 2 liPec'gh, ss. 6 4 3 0 Milan, ef. 6 11 OiBaker, 3b, 6 0 1 0 Rice, rf. 5 2 5 OlPinn. ih. 6 s i i Menosky, If. 5 2 6 OlPratt, 2b. 7 2 3 0 Shanks, ss. 5 1 5 OILewis, If. 7 5 4 0 Harris, it. i 1 1 OlBodle, cf. 6 2 1 0 Flein'h, c. 4 0 5 OIRuel, e. 4 15 0 Murphy 10 0 OlMays, p 6 2 11 Agnew, c. 0000! ' Johnson, p. 6 1 1 0! 1 Totals (0 1140 11 Totals 54 19 42 3 xTwo out when winning run scored. zBatted for Plcinich in 13th inning. Washington 0220000000000 04 New York 0 001002100000 15 Two-basa hits: Pecklnpaugh (2), Me nosky, Plpp (2), Lewis. Judite. Three- base hit: Pratt. Stolen bases: Lewis, Judge, Bodle. Sacrifice hits: Bodle, Ba ker. Double plays: Peckinpaugh, Pratt and Pipp; Plcinich and Shanks; Foster, Harris and Judge: Pratt, Plpp, Baker, Ruel. PeeklnnauKh. Fewster and Pratt: Foster, Judgi and Shanks. Left on bases: New York. 14; Washington! 12. Bases on balls: Off Mays, 8: off Johnson, 2. Hit by pitched ball: Pecklnpaugh and Ruel, by Johnson. Struck out: By Mays, 4: by Johnson, 5. Passed ball: Plcinich. Second game: WASHINGTON. I NEW YORK. AB.H.O.E. 1 AB.H.O.E. Judge, lb. Foster, 3b. Milan, ef. Rice. rf. Ellerbe, ss. Shanks, If. Harris, 2b. Ohar'ty, c. Menosky Harper, p. Plcinich, c. Zachary, p. rf. OlFew'r. uipec gn, ss. 4 O'Baker, 3b. 3 OlPlpp, lb. 3 OlPratt, 2b. 3 OILewis, If. 2 II Bodle, cf. 2 HHannah, c. 2 OlMog'e, p. 3 0 o Totals 31 6 24 2 1 1 1 1 1 15 1 3 0 3 0 1 0 2 0 0 Totals 25 6 27 0 Batted for Gharrlty in eighth. Washington 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 1 03 New York 0 0 1 1 0 2 0 1 5 Two-base hits: Pipr, Shanks, Harris, Gharrlty, Pecklnpaugh. Home run: Shanks. Stolen base: Pecklnpaugh. Sac rifice hits: Pratt, Plpp. Sacrifice fly: Lewis. - Double plays: Harris and Judge; Pecklnpaugh and Pra$t. Left on bases: New York. 3; Washington, 3. Bases on balls: Off Mogridge, 2; off Harper, 4. Hits: Off Harper, 4 in seven Innings; off Zachary, 2 in pne Inning. AMUSEMENTS. iiMi!iiif!i!iiiimiiiiii!imiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiii; I The home of picnics I Modern Woodmen i of America and Royal Neighbors I Picnic E Contests, Races, Public Jn- E E itiation, Motion Pictures. E fiiiiiiiimiiiimiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiml! DELUXE Dancing Academy OPEN NEXT SAT. ROHAN'S 12-PIECE ORCHESTRA y Night Daily Mat. 2:is iBvr -mm Martin Beck Presents THE MARION MORGAN DANCERS The Great Lester; Harry Hoi man 4 Co.; Lloyd Wells; Neta Johnson; Brodean 4 Silvermoon; LeRua & Pupree; Kino gramt; Topics of the Day. Oraahai Fun Center" Dally Mat., 15-2S-50c Evgs., 28-50-75C, $1 Last Times Today-2:1 5-8:30 The Beauty Trust BS2 Tomorrow (Saturday) Matinee and Week SSL, Star & Garter Show Chf LADIES' DIME MATINEE WEEK DAYS 0 1 LIU UTJ i-nrjf TWO SHOWS IN ONE Leach Wallm Trio, Leigh Delacy Weir and King, Fred Lewis Photoplay Attraction "INFIDELITY" With All-Star Cast Billy West Comedy Macks Divide W ith Ked Sox. Boston, Aug. 28. Philadelphia ham nifred Jones In the first game today, win ning S to 8, with the hitting- of Witt and Walker featuring. Boston took the sec ond game, 2 to 0. Pennock holdlna- the vis itors to three singles, while Johnson al lowed Boston four hits. Scores: PHILADELPHIA, 1 BOSTON. AB.H.O.E. AB.H.O.E. Burrus, lb. 6 2 10 liHooper, rf. 6 1 0 0 Witt, cf. 6 4 2 OlVilt, 3h 4 8 11 Walker, if. 4 3 3 OiRolh, cf. 6 10 0 Bums. rf. 6 0 3 OiRulh. If. 3 14 0 DuBan. ss. 4 1 1 OlMcIn's, lb. 3 2 IS 0 Thomas, 3b. 3 0 2 OiWal'rs, c. 4 0 4 0 Turner, 2b. 4 1 2 OlMhan'n, 2b. 4 2 4 0 Perkins, c. 4 2 6 OlScott, ss. 4 110 Naylor, p. 4 2 0 Ol.loncs, p. 3 0 0 0 , OUhooley 1 0 0 0 Totals 38 16 27 l Totals 36 10 27 1 Batted for Jones in ninth. Philadelphia 002001 0 4 0 18 Boston 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 03 Two-base hits: Witt (2), Walker (2). Three-base hits: Walker, Mclnnls. Stolen base: Hooper. Sacrifice hit: Walker. Sac rifice fly: Mclnnls. Double plays: Dugan to Turner to Burrus; Scott to Shannon to Mclnnls1. Left on liases: Philadelphia, 6; Boston, 9. Bases on ball; Off Naylor, 2; off Jones, 1. Struck out; By Naylor, 4; by Jones, 2. Second game: PHILADELPHIA. AB.H.O.E. Burrus. lb. Witt, cf. Wnlker, If. Burns, rf Dugan, ss. Thomas, 3b. Turner, 2b. Perkins, c. Johnson p. BOSTON. AB.H.O.E. iHooper. rf. 0 Vitt, 3b. 3 OIRoth, cf. 3 OlRuth, If. S OjSchang, e. 2 OlMcIn's, lb 3 OlHhan'n, 2b. 3 OlScott, ss. 8 OlPennock, p. 3 1 10 0 1 1 3 1 2 Totals 28 3 24 li Totals 27 4 27 0 Philadelphia 0 0000000 00 Boston 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 x 2 Stolen haso: Shannon. Sacrifice hit: Witt. Left on bases: Philadelphia, 4; Boston. 2. Babes on balls: Off Johnson, 1 ; off Pennock, 2. Struck out: By John son, 3; by Pennock, 2. Passed ball: Perkins. American Association. St. Paul, Aug. 28. Score: R.H.E. Milwaukee 0 7 4 St. Paul 11 o Batteries: Enxman and Lees; Nlehaus and Hargrave. Columbus, O., Aug. 28. Score: R.H.E. Louisville 2 4 2 Columbus 6 ll 3 Batteries: Long and Meyers; Horstman, Lambeth and Stumpf. AMUSEMENTS. Opening of the Season 1919-1920 TONIGHT and Saturday Saturday Matinee Henry Miller Presents RUTH CHATTERTON IN THE FASCINATING COMEDY THE MERRIE MONTH OF MAY By George Scarborough Nights 50c to $2.50; Mat., 50c to $2.00 FAVORITES WIN STRAIGHT SETS IN TENNIS MEET Leading Players Dispose of Their Opponents in Easy and Impres sive Fashion. Forest Hills, N. J.. Aii. 28 Straight set victories for the leading players in the third maud of the thirty-eighth national turf tennis championships was the outstanding feature of today's play. With one or two exceptions those racquet ex perts who have been favored by various tennis factions to win their ' way well toward the final round disposed of their opponents in rath er easy and in some cases impres sive fashion. The one exception of note was the fivtWet struggle between Gerald Patterson of the Australian team and Watson Wash-' burn of New York. This pair spent close to two hours in the final match in a strug gle in which Patterson finally won by scores 7-5; 1-6: 6-1; 3-6; 6-1 and 23 games to 19. A gallery of over 7,0(10 spectators watched the match. The Anzac was the better player of the two, but his margin of vie tory was not particularly impres sive. He played under the handicap of an injured service arm, which, being hound, cramped his srokes to some extent, but left him the bet ter and steadier handler of the balr whenever a court crisis arose. Washburn showed to the best ad vantage whjen he was able to keep his opponent in deep court. Summaries: Junior national championship, second round : V. Richards, Tonkera. defeated R. Allen, Los Angeles, 8-fi, 5-1. 6-4. , If. Godschall, San Francisco, defeated W; Clark, Utlca, 8-0. 6-0, 6-0. P. Neer, Portland, Ore., defeated It. Weegman, Rochester, 6-3, 6-4. 6-1. Norman K. Brookes, Australia, defeated William H. Benedict, Roselle, 6-0, 6-8, 6-1. R. Norris Williams, II, Boston, defeated Willis B. Davis, San Francisco, 6-2, 6-2, 6-2. M. K. McLaughlin, Los Angeles, defeated L. Beekman, New Tork, 6-3, 8-6, 6-J. W. T. Tilden. II, Philadelphia, defeated C. Blddle, Philadelphia. 6-3, 4-6, 6-8, -0. W. N. Hall. New York, defeated H. M. Kelleher, Seattle, 6-1, 8-6, 6-2. PHOTO PI.AY8. LEE in PHOTO PLAYS. Dorothy Phillips in "Paid in Advance" ousseU jim "THIS HERO STUFF'S LOTHROP 24th and Lothrop TAYLOR HOLMES in "IT'S A BEAR" And a Screamingly Funny Comedy. "DTTQTT JKin 1VW XJX X J A BRIDE" His Face Was v N Kind But He thought discretion lay in sending her a photograph of his good looking friend! So far, so good! But by the. time the lady arrived the good-looking friend had developed a habit of stealing horses and holding up stages and even went so far as to try to steal V Anyway, Nick was - so ' badly out of luck that yom funny-bone will be tickled when you see "Rustling a Bride." FRIDAY AND SATURDAY TODAY SATURDAY ALICE BRADY in a delightful, colorful comedy-drama of an athletic ally inclined wife whose husband couldn't stand the pace. So he decided to tame her as Petruchio did the Shrew. And her hubby called her THE INDESTRUCTIBLE WIFE