THE OMAHA SUNDAY BEE: AUGUST 24, 1919 The Omaha Bee 'DAILY (MORNING) EVENING-SUNDAY FOUNDED BY EDWASD ROSEVATER VICTOR ROSE WATER, EDITOR THB BEE .PUBLISHING COMPANY. PROPRIETOR MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS Aa Associated rress. of whtek Til Bee Is a BmlMr. U -ehialTely entitled u the um for publlcatloa of tU am dispatches credited to II or not otherwise endltad la this taper, ud alto IB loeel nam published amis. All rtahta of publication of our epaalal dlipetehM art alto ntarnd. BEE TELEPHONES! PrlTata Breach lichante. Id for lha TvlaP 10011 DeperuseBl or Particular Person Wasted. I J 1Cff, VW For Night or Sunday Service CajK editorial Department ..... Trior 10001. Circulation Department ...... Trior lOfttU Admtkatnt Department ..... Trier 1008L OFFICES OF THE BEEt Roma Office. Baa Building. 17th and remain, n ranch Off low: Antes 4110 North JtB iPark MIS Uaren worth Banaoa 1U Unitary Arm. fctnuth gide 3311 N Street Council Bluffs 14 N. Main IVlnton SM7 South lth Lake 1S1 North '24th (Walnut IK Nona 0tb Out-of-Town Officaai Knr Tork City tM rifth A to. Washington 1311 O Street CtalfMO Beeser Bid. I Lincoln 1330 H Btraat JUNE CIRCULATION: Daily 64,611 Sunday $1,762 aierats circulation for tha month auhirrttari and ' S. R- Risan, Circulation Manager. worn to by Subacribara loavinf tha city should have Tha Baa mailed to tham. Addraaa changed aa eftan aa raqueatad. You should know that The people of Omaha are hospitable, . opportunities are many, climate salubrious and city beautiful. Tassing the buck settles no point. Now watch the new morals squad make things hum! . Archduke Joseph is a true Bourbon, in that he learns nothing. The trail may be cold, but the pursuit is hot enough to suit the bandits. ' Nobody will worry if the president never gives out the notes he gets from Mexico. Some jester once called golf a game for old men, but the "kid$" are winning the honors. More thunder showers are promised for the present week, just to keep the climate going right Roumania has 100,000 carloads of foodstuff to export from this year's crop. That ought to help amazingly. It might save trouble if the aviators down along the border were to fly northward for a while in their trials.. Republican senators on the foreign relations committe have no fear as to the effect of a textual change, it seems." Japan may have succeeded in bluffing the , peace conference, but the United States senate is something different again. v The prince of Wales is not making the "front page" as often as was expected. He ought to get a new press agent. I t The list of , automobile accidents continues , lengthy enough to show that, careless driving v has not been entirely eradicated. Extravagance is at the bottom of most of our troubles, and its practice is not confined to the wealthy by any manner of means. Pooling to purchase, but not to sell, is within the law. But the unanimity with which prices went up or down is remarkable, just the same. Carranza finds it difficult to check his cu pidity and keep hands off foreign investments in Mexico, but he may get some outside help in his efforts to restrain himself. First division boys, leaving for home, give out t letter that next to America they love France. And these are the fellows we were told "were being corrupted in Germany. "Prince Arthur" comes home from Wash- "nfcton full of confidence that the senate will swallow the treaty whole, covenant and all, but this is not the first time he has guessed wrong. Still, $6,000 figures up to considerably more than 2 per cent per annum on an investment of $35,000, so that one commission firm is not ' losing any great sum of money on the capital it ; employs. . One hope comes uppermost in the mind these days, and that is that some one of the many investigations under way will reach a definite conclusion. Most of them merely peter out without getting anywhere. Three hundred thousand pieces of French machinery, stolen by the Germans during the war, have been identified and are being sent home. Now you know the cause of the. groan ing that is going up from der vaterland. Omaha continues to lead the world as a sheep market, because of its facilities for hand ling the business. And these were not developed under government control, a fact that might be remembered when you are listening to the soap boxer. , !) Too Much Jazz ". The complaint of the actress against too much jazz, for breakfast, lunch, dinner and lullaby will find a plaintive echo in the breasts of several million persons. There is a time when music had undoubted charms; against music itself there is no valid objection, although no one has ever yet ex plained what induces a man to take up the study of the bass drum. But it is a grave question whether we have not been overpro grammed. Life may be a song, butnf the song is in syncopated time, instead of the gentler melody mother used tp make, the song may fall flat on the ear. Even the sweetest of arias palls if heard too often, and too long; it is generally conceded that twenty-four hours of music in a day is too much. It is no reflection on our natural gay-heart-edness if we protest that there is something really inspiring in silence, and that music is much more delightful when it can be contrasted with nonmusical moments. As for the musical hiccoughs for which the modern publisher insists his public is waiting, parched and gasping, that is easily explained by the example of the innocent lad and his first drink. Any vice soon takes good hold on the weak. -Detroit News. WHEN PERSHING COMES HOME. General John J. Pershing will rery shortly leave France to return to America, his work over there being ended. So eager is the anticipation of Americans, and such is the importance attached to his advent, the president s is reported to have given over his plans for reviewing the Pacific fleet at San Francisco in order that he may personally greet this great American soldier when he lairds. Omaha in common with other great community centers of the land hopes to be permitted to entertain him, that he may be given a notion of how he is regarded by his fellow Americans. . For more than two years he has typified to France and to the world the best there is in the United States. As com mander of a mighty army, he proved himself a capable soldier, devoid of professional jealousy, zealous in upholding the standard of his coun try, steadfastly moving to the accomplishment of the task set for him. That American arms shine with a new luster as the outcome of this tremendous venture must in a large measure be ascribed to the unflagging efforts of this mod est man, whose honor is the greater because his distinction rests on duty well done. Persh ing has won a place among the illustrious of our land, and Nebraska is proud to claim him as her own. Legitimate Use of Capital. Some persons, with a peculiar obliquity of vision, have seized the present as an op portune time to attack capital as it is repre sented in the large groups comprising what is usually referred to as "big business." Especially has criticism been directed against the building up of these groups of capital by the process of reinvesting profits. It is true that many of the practices of the huge business concerns have been inimical to the general good, contrary to public policy, and that laws 'have been enacted to protect the lesser combinations and the community against unwarranted use or deplorable abuse of power flowing from gigantic association of dollars. Control thus sought to be established has not, perhaps, always been efficacious, but this does not invalidate the principle. An idle man is of no service; he consumes and does not produce. An idle acre of ground, or piece of machinery, or any other agency of production, is of no use to mankind. This ap plies to the idle dollar, which is an agent of production, vital to all processes. Unless it be steadily employed, its existence is worth less. Following this rule, the reinvestment of profits in the business from which the profits came is the legitimate employment of the dol lar. It extends the business to produce more, to enable the new capital to earn a reasonable income. In its operation it was illustrated years ago by the cycle of the farmer, who raised more corn to feed more hogs to buy more land to raise more corn to feed more hogs to buy more land. . The process is unending, and will endure, 'its antithesis is found in the bolshevik doctrine of the destruction of wealth by the simple proceess of consuming each day all that is produced that day, starting fresh each morning to produce one's breakfast before eating it. Even that contemplates work and the employ ment of wealth, no matter what it may be called. Supply and Demand. A correspondent of The Bee writes a long and earnest letter to the editor, setting out that the law of supply and demand is a myth, ex isting only in imagination. Prices, he contends, are artifically fixed and have no substantial basis. His arguments, ingenuous enough, do not support his conclusions, but serve only to show the fog that has spread over his reasoning faculties. The law of supply and demand is fundamental, and controls inevitably. Its oper ation may be suspended by the interposition of artificial obstacles, in the way of price control, arbitrary distribution, or some other form of manipulation, but once these obstructions are removed the law will assert itself. Whether it be admitted or not, the underlying cause of our trouble just now is the world shortage oc casioned by war waste. Demand is greater than supply everywhere and for all material things. Here there may be a surplus, but there scarcity exists, and the needs of the one affect the abundance of the other. To shut your eyes to this, and contend that government own ership, price fixation, or any other single form of interference, or all together, will do away with the everlasting principle is idle folly. Economic laws are as immutable as moral or physical laws, and can not be forever set aside. Fine Point of Honor. General Dickman clearly points to some thing the world too often is inclined to over look. It is the moral obligation entailed in a bargain. When Captain Matlack of the Tenth cavalry crossed the border to ransom the offi cers held by bandits, he carried with him $15, 000, the sum that was demanded and agreed tq be paid. He paid over only $8,500, and suc ceeded in escaping with the officers held and the remainder of the sum. Now General Dick man proposes that the $6,500 thus withheld is to be turned over to the bandits as agreed. The moral and ethical soundness of his position can not be assailed. While kidnapping is a crime, and these officers were in effect kid napped, to evade exact fulfillment of the terms agreed to falls short of honor. If this punc tiliousness were carried into the ordinary af fairs of life, and given general application on all dealings between men, the law courts would lose most of their business, the nations would soon be linked automatically in a league to maintain the square deal for all, and the world would be a lot better. ' Market men talk of an overabundance of tomatoes, as if such a state of affairs could exist, when every well regulated kitchen is red olent of spicy odors, indicating the prepara tion of catsup, chili sauce, picalili and other things that are needed on the winter table. Overabundance, indeed I Spain reports 36,000,000 metric hundred weight of wheat raised and a domestic demand for 40,000,000. The Spaniards ought to get through very nicely on that. Americans saved 136,000,000 bushels of wheat in six months by voluntary restriction. Imports increasing, exports decreasing, must sound like hallowed music to democratic ears, always attuned to the frca trade pitch, Views and Reviews Letters Recall the Hero of For gotten Indian Outbreak Among the other interesting letters turned up in my back correspondence files upon which I drew recently ' for this column, I find these two that may stir some of my readers to lively memories of the past. It is a request for verification of certain facts, relating to his army life on the plains, coming from Maj. Gen. William H. Carter, who, with the explanation that he was arranging his papers with a view to narrating his half cen tury of army life, says: "In the winter of 1873-4 I was out in charge of a wagon train from Cheyenne to old Fort Fetterman on the Platte, and Lieu tenant Robinson of the 14th infantry was out from Fort Laramie with another train when the Sioux broke out. Lieutenant Rob inson and one of his corporals were killed. This brought about an expedition into the Indian country, which resulted in the estab lishment of posts at Spotted Tail and Red Cloud agencies, the latter still existing as Fort Robinson, Neb. "During the spring or early summer of 1874, while in camp at Red Cloud agency, a half breed named Toussaint Kenseler re joined the Indians, having escaped from the jail at Cheyenne, where he was being held for murder. He was shot and recaptured by a small party comprising Lieut Emmet Crawford, 3d cavalry, (subsequently killed in- Mexico) and Lieut. P. Henry Ray (re cently deceased as a brigadier general in the army) and several enlisted men.. This re sulted in an attack on the command while Kenseler was held as a prisoner in camp. "I find the official records of the War department are practically silent on many of the things which now are of interest. Doubtless they appeared in some detail in The Omaha Bee, the first item during Janu ary or February, 1874, and the second along about May or June. 1874. If the information contained in your files is indexed by subject, it may be possible to locate these occur rences. If you can do so, and will let me have extra copies of the paper covering them, it will be a very great personal favor. If they can be located, and only the office files are left, I will get one of my Omaha friends to call and copy such part as would be useful to me." A subsequent letter explains more in de tail this exciting incident of Indian warfare: Honolulu, H. T., June 3, 1915. My Dear Mr. Rosewater: Thank you, very much, for your letter. The particular items that I wish to obtain information about comprise the fol lowing: About June, 174, a half-breed Indian who had been convicted of murder escaped from jail in Cheyenne, was recaptured at Red Cloud Agency by Lieut. Emmet Crawford and Lieut. Patrick Ray. The Indian was brought to the camp of the troops in garrison at that place, the camp being called Fort Robinson, which subsequently developed into Fort Robinson, Neb., at the same site.- My recollection of the name of this Indian was "Toussaint Kentsler." I haVe recently seen a statement by an officer who did not belong to that gar rison, but who was in that part of the coun try, giving the name of the man as "Antoine Janise." A short time after the capture of this man, and while he was in the guard house, I think on the very night of his in carceration, the Indians attacked our camp and were driven off, but while the attack was going on they cut out the beef herd from the corral and got away with it. It was subse quently recaptured by Lieutenant Crawford, Third cavalry. Thia i arrnrriina tn niv recollection running back over a period of more than 40 years. This Crawford is the one who also about that time pursued de serters and recaptured 12 of them who had left camp avowing they would fight before they would surrender. Crawford was afterward, as you probably remember, killed by Mexicans in Mexico after pursuing Geronimo's band across the line. If you can have the data concerning this copied for me it will be very greatly ap preciated. Very sincerely, WILLIAM H. CARTER. When I asked him about it, the outbreak was distinctly remembered by E. S. Ricker, who was here several weeks gathering material for his history of the Indians. Mr. Ricker said he knew both) "Toussaint" and Crawford per sonally. Lieutenant Ray will be recalled as having later been stationed in Omaha and mar ried here, winning successive promotions through the Indian, Spanish and Philippine wars. The Coming of Lord Grey There is no likelihood that the people of the United States will fail to appreciate the significance of the selection of Lord Grey as British ambassador or that Lord Grey himself will fail to fulfill the high expectations that wiU attend his coming. The long delay in filling the vacant post at Washington was due to the anxiety of the British government to find a representative worthy of the post and one qual ified to maintain and cultivate the close rela tions of friendship and good will between these kindred nations, relations which are so essen tial to the peace and progress of the world. There is hardly a statesman living today who commands greater respect and confidence than Lord Grey, and his response to the sum mons of his government to leave his welj earned retirement and in spite of grave physi cal disabilities to assume the exacting duties of the embassy at Washington is thoroughly in keeping with what the world has learned to know of his devotion to duty and his deep sincerity. America is not unmindful of the compli ment implied in this appointment. It is with out precedent in modern diplomacy for a states man who has filled the office of Foreign Sec retary to accept an embassy. But Lord Grey's long incumbency of the London foreign of fice during the period of supreme difficulties won for him a position of authority and power unique in our own time. Even though it be understood that his coming to America is but temporary, he is sure of a cordial welcome from a people and a government confident in the sincerity of his purpose, full of admiration of his achievements in his own field of straight forward diplomacy and of respect for his at tainments and experience. Philadelphia Ledger. , Strange Notions of People. The officials of museums and picture gal leries can sometimes tell very interesting things about their visitors. It has often been necessary to forbid men and women from en tering certain galleries where they have fallen in love with pictures of exceptional beauty. Men have become so infatuated with painted loveliness that they have made themselves ab surdly conspicuous. The famous picture of "Mona Lisa" turned the heads of many men, and some women. After "Mona Lisa" was stolen, many letters, poems and beautiful flow ers were often placed before the empty space she once adorned. Napoleon was one of "Mona Lisa's" most ardent admirers, and when he be came emperor and found the picture in the palace at Fontainebleau, he had it removed to his bedroom, and it hung there until bis fall, when it was taken to the Louvre. Home Health Hints Rallabla advice riven In this column on prevention and cure of disease. Put your ques tion in plain language. Tour name will not be printed. Ask The Bee to Help You. Remedy for the High Cost of Living Examination for Pension. While our government has not yet been faced with any serious or really vexatious problems In con nection with pensions or relief for the sick or wounded soldiers, the day Is not a great way ahead when more attention will have to be naid to the obscure and involved aspect of unsuspected disease. The Brit ish government is dealing with this phase of the pension problem In a comprenensive rashlon. The "Med ical Correspondent" of the London Times writes on the topic as fol lows: 4 . In the case of men with gross injuries there Is, perhaps, little like lihood of injustice being done. These men know that they are permanent ly disab'ed, and realize clearly that unless they obtain adequate pen sions therr lot will be deplorable. Consequently they make claims and obtain help. But there is a lartre class of patients whose disability is oi a muon less obvious kind for ex ample, the victims of tropical dis eases, of the heart diseases follow ing various infections, of kidney dis ease, and so on. They do not know enough to realize the meaning of their symptoms; they assume that, because they do not feel 111 at the moment, they will not surfer from relapses of their diseases, and so they take a light view of their dis ability. Many of these men are now re turning from distant theaters of war, in which they have been serv ing for years. They have not seen their wives and families for long periods. They are refreshed by a sea voyage and full of 'enthusiasm at being home again. Their one aim and end is to get out of the army and back to their homes and friends at the earliest possible moment. To these men comes the official with his question: "Have you any claim to make in respect of disabil ity contracted in service?" The soldier thinks to himself: "If I say 'No,' I shall be discharged at once and get home tonight; if I say 'Yes,' I shall be examined and per haps detained for medical treat ment." In a very large number of cases his mind is made up in an in stant. He declares that he wishes to make no claim. He goes home and goes back to work. He has no pension, but it may be that he can earn a fairly good wage. But in a few weeks his old enemy, the disease he was not cured of, finds him out. He be comes irregular at his work on ac count of ill health, and his employer points out that he is a bad invest ment as a worker. It may be that in the end if his disease is active he loses his employment altogether. His position is now desperate. He has no work and no pension, and he is the victim of a debilitating dis ease. He calls in his local doctor, who is often Ignorant of war dis eases, and can do little for him. H is finally forced to appeal to the local war pensions committee, who usually try to get him into a mili tary hospital. Later he is examined by a medical referee of the pensions committee often a doctor without specialist experience in his disease and he may finally obtain a pen sion. Meanwhile the man himself has suffered great mental strain, and his disease has probably become much aggravated; his wife and family have shared this mental strain, and may have suffered actual privation; his employer has been placed in a difficult and false position, and may have earned the dislike of local la bor organizations because he refused to keep in his employment a worker who was useless to him; the mili tary hospital is burdened with a sick man, whose sickness might have been prevented to some extent, and flanally the medical referee of the pensions committee has to be called in. If, on the other hand, this man had been examined and pensioned before he left the service, he would have understood that his disease was likely to recur. He would have been enabled to take light work and to protect his health. He would not have suffered anxiety; his family would not have been faced with want; and his employer would fOve been spared an exceedingly unpleas ant experience. The failure to examine every man on discharge becomes all the- more Inexplicable when it is realized that each soldier has a "Medical History Sheet," upon which are entered par ticulars 6f his illnesses on service, and of his physical state when he Joined up. The examining doctor, at discharge, can thus, in a few min utes, review the case and determine its character. The truth is that no soldier should be placed in the position of decid ing for himself whether or not he has a claim to make. No soldier uninstructed in medicine is com petent to give an assurance that he does not need a pension, and there is an element of meanness to use no other word in accepting it from him. The medical man, not the sol dier, is the proper judge of this question. If he is competent, jus tice can be done to all concerned. The evil is very widespread, and some truly heartrending cases have come' to notice. It is a tribute to the honesty of the men that even when in distress they usually blame themselves for not making a claim, saying, "I was so anxious to get home again." But this should not absolve the authorities. They stand between the nation and the individual, and it Is their duty, clearly, to see that in justice is avoided. The remedy is perfectly simple: Examine men on discharge; have competent doctors for this work; fix their pensions at once; warn them of the probable course of their dis ease. The medical knowledge is at hand. It merely wants realizing and utilizing. The situation is well summed up by the editor of the Medical World, who writes: "The men for this kind of work should be picked men experi enced general practitioners of good standing, with whom should be as sociated experts in the various branches of specialism." Texas la Ready. According to one supposedly good authority, the shoes for which we ... ton nat lis f.3(l TlPvt nuvT yay - v wiu vvu. year. There are two perfectly good 1 . I. 1 nMlntlA. Will reasons wny mm iouh-h.i ..... never come true. In the first place. t . .nn 4 we nave never paia i"i t" "i shoes, and in the second, barefooting i 1- . tnA tnntnantallv much healthier, so we are told. It might be suggested to the shoe profiteers that sandals have not en tirely escaped the memory of the race and there's no telling what an infuriated man will do if pushed to the wall. Galveston Tribune. Recklessness. "T-vav in .till tnlkin' about trv- in' old Bill Hohenzollern," said Three-Finger Sam. "well, commeniea -aciu joe, "that jest shows the difference be tween Berlin and Crimson Gulch. t ht. town triov rntildn't find a. lawyer with nerve enough to take hla cast," waamngton ciar. Omaha, Aug. 14. To the Editor of The Bee: We notice that unrest and dissatisfaction is increasing amongst the people from day to day, not only the poorer and middle class, but the M ter-to-do as well, and we also know the cause of It, which could be remedied if taken in hand at the proper time. If not, it will be an' unpardonable crime for those authorities who have the power to do so. It is an open secret for anyone to know that the so-called high cost of living is not caused on account of shortage of commodities or la bor, but through the laxness of the government to apprehend and pun ish the guilty ones, the food hoard ers. There are four kinds of profit eers packers, cold storage houses, middlemen and the retailers. All exact an unreasonable proflj from the consumer. I believe we have got a law to get at those extortion ists. Every day we read about In vestigation and probing by govern ment, state and city officials, and what does it amount to. When the real point where the guilt lies has been discovered it ends right there without bringing the culprits to justice. By raising the wages of the wage earner 50 per cent and raising the cost of living 100 per cent the former does not gain, but loses, in the end. Cut prices of necessities of life to normal, reduce wages ac cordingly, raise luxurfes as high as you want, and the worker will be contented. There will be no strife and trouble between capital and la bor. Give the worker a fair show and he will be loyal to his employer. But the greedy, selfish profiteers are a good deal worse than the com mon highwayman. The former will rob his victim every day and get by unpunished; the latter will rob you only once. Hanging would be the proper punishment for those human vultures. What good does It do to tell the people the investigators are going after the profiteers and not accom plish anything? Action and result that is what we want, and the quicker the better, before the peo ple lose their temper and patience altogether. Cold storage plants for one thing are a great evil for hoard ing and inflating the food prices. The packer will ship his storage food from one state to another in order to avoid the cold storage reg ulation law. I have seen carloads of melons, onions, potatoes and peaches taken direct to hog ranches. If the commission men would sell those goods at a reasonable price to the retailer and the retailer with a fair profit to the consumer, it would not go to waste, but the com mission dealer withholds articles which are plentiful from the mar ket in order to create a temporary shortage so as to make the con sumer pay two prices. The pack ers are dolngthe same thing in hides and leather. Make them loosen up and there will be a great relief to a good many poor people. L. PHILIPSON, 1618 Davenport Street. ODD AND INTERESTING. The American Life Convention Omaha, Aug. 22. To the Editor of The Bee: The week of Septem ber 22, next, will bring to Omaha the annual meeting of the American Life convention. This means an Ingathering of del egates representing 119 American Legal Reserve or Old Line Life com panies, domiciled in 86 atates of the union. ' It brings also representatives of 50 life insurance companies and or ganizations not members of the con vention, but deeply interested in Its work. These 119 companies are the con servators of the life policies of ap proximately 3.000,000 policyholders, carrying more than $4,000,000,000 of life insurance, with reserve amounting to more than $400,000,- 000 and assets exceeding $500,000, 000, mostly invested in real estate securities in the western and south ern states. Inasmuch as the headquarters of the American Life convention are in Omaha, this city has more than a casual interest in the annual meet ing. Six Nebraska legal reserve (Old Line) life companies are members and Nebraska has been twice hon ored with the presidency of the or ganization. The secretary and coun sel is a citizen of Omaha. Terhaps few of its citizens realize that Omaha is an important insur ance center. There are In this city now six legal reserve life companies having a total volume of life insur ance of more than $100,000,000. Omaha Is the home office of the largest assessment life insurance company in the world and of the second largest fraternal benefit as sociation. There are four wide awake accident companies and one prosperous fire insurance company, with another now being organized. This oify is the domicile of one gen eral live stock insurance company and of a company specializing on insurance of swine. It is also the home office of one of the strongest surety and casualty companies. Nearly all the great insurance In stitutions of America are represented here by general agencies. The people of this city will be sur prised to know that the combined assets of the life Insurance institu tions, old line, assessment and fra ternal, located here exceed $43, 000,000. These facts warrant me in com mending to the special consideration of the public-spirited business men of Omaha the annual meeting of the American Life convention. It af fords them a real opportunity to turn the eyes of financial institu tions, growing rapidly in strength and importance, toward this progres sive citv and our splendid state. THOMAS W. BLACKBURN. Hard to Choose. Mother Now, Johnnie, which would you rather do, have a donkey to ride or watch father bathe? Blighty, London. The Day We Celebrate, tr. Frederick Cohn, rabbi Temple Israel, bom 187S. Rear Admiral John C. WaUon, V. S. N., retired, born at Frankfort, Ky., 77 years ago. Rt. Rev. Theophlle Meeracnaert, Catholic bishop of Oklahoma, born in Belgium 72 years ago. Rev. Samuel A. Eliot, for many yeara president of the American Unitarian association, born at Cam bridge, Mass., 67 years ago. Harrv H. Hooper, captain and out fielder of the Boston American league base ball team, born at 8ant Clara, Cal., 32 years ago. Hank Gowdy, catcher of the Boa ton National league base ball team, born at Columbus, O., 29 years ago. Thirty Years Ago In Omaha Election of officers for the Metro politan club resulted as follows: 8. A. Sloman, president; C. S. Elgutter, vice president; D. Kauffman, secre tary; S. Bergman, treasurer. A. T). Brandels and hla bride have returned from their wedding tour and are at home at 724 South Nine teenth street. Talmer Cox of New York City, au thor of the "Brownie'' stories, Is vis iting his nephew, Frank L. Cox. Emil Heyn of Detroit is guest of his brother, George Heyn. Easily Hidden. It was evident there had been an accident. A lady on deck rushed to the captain of the ship and In quired in anxious tones what was the matter. "The fact Is, madam, that we've broken our rudder," the captain re plied. "Oh. Is that all?" said the lady. "As the rudder is mostly under water I expect no one will notice it." Blighty, London. Patience Has Ita Limits. A distinguished centenary speak er held with some show of truth that the Garden of Eden was at Wichita, Kan. in fact is there yet but when he contenda that Adam was an Arrapahoe Indian we can no longer follow him. Columbus Dispatch. While On Vacation Kep In touch with home nnd efflca. CoronA offer this service for $60.00 (With traveling case). Weighs 6 pounds. Lasts forever. CENTRAL TYPEWRITER EXCHANGE 1905 Farnam St. Phena Douflaa 41X1. More than a third of all American carpets are woven in Philadelphia Certain landholders in Scotland are bound, under monetary penal ties, to marry at the king's command. The increase in the cost of living in Great Britain since 1914 is 160 per cent, and in France 292 per cent. The giraffe is said to pass over the ground at the rate of about E0 feet a second, while the kangaroo covers 10 to 14 feet a second. In the English city of Chester the man who fails to raise his hat when a funeral is passing becomes liable by an old law to be taken before a magistrate and Imprisoned. It is a well established fact that the more pearls are worn, par ticularly next to the skin, the more thev increase in beautv and valua. If unworn for any considerable j length of time their luster becomes dimmed. The earliest mention of coal In the territory now comprised in the United States is recorded In the jour nal of Father Hennepin, who in 1679 referj to the site of a "cole" mine on Illinois river, near the present city of Ottawa. Preparations for the proposed flight from London to Cape Town, by way of Egypt, which may become a reality much sooner than the popularly known Cape to Cairo rail way, have already been begun. This projected flight is in the nature of a demonstrating trial, for which elabo rate preparations have to be made. The main task concerns the pro vision of gasoline supplies, and the establishment of landing places along the route to be taken, and obviously much preliminary ex ploration work has to be undertaken. The chief difficulties lie in the line between Broken Hill (Rhodesia) and Egypt. SAID IN FUN. Battle Creek in Omaha y rvaeri 135 teanre ipun. lm en truMMtte G. yxr YrOjutifci jaflC lent doil mtJL oa Try dwAvcAb urv trSSn. aoSA All baths and electrical equipment useful in the treatment of the aicK. The Solar Sanitarium Masonic Tampla, 19th and Douflaa. Phena Tylar 920. Blffklns looked slum. Ha shuddered every now and again, and covered his eyes with his hands as though they hurt. "My wife got a terrible Jar at a sale yealerday," said Blffklns, and his, lip trembled, i "How'd that haorjen?" asked his friend, very concerned. She was told," said Blffklns. 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