THE BEE:. OMAHA, FRIDAY. AUGUST 15, 1919. The Omaha Bee DAILY (MORNING) EVENING SUNDAY FOUNDED BY EDWARD ROSE WATER VICTOR ROSEWATER, EDITOR THC BEE PUBLISHING COMPANY. PROPRIETOR MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The ASKXMitct) i'leas. at wbioft The Dee is a member. 1i ex ehulrely entitled to the uee far publication of all new dtapatcbee credited to it or not otherwise credited tn tali paper, aud alto the local nm imbllehed buret n. Ail n(bts of (ublMatloa of our special dltpausnai are also referred. BEE TELEPHONES! Print Branca Ixsbaoie. Aak for the Tirl Ave 1 fifti Department or Particular Pernio Wanted. 1 jlCT 1 JJJ Tor Nlfht or Sunday Senriea CaJIt 41 torlal Dwartmant ..... Trier 1000U Circulation Department ...... Tyler 10081. adrerUalnf Department ..... Trier 10081. OFFICES OF THE BEEl Raise Office, Bee Building. Hth and Tarn em. Braaeb Ufflcea: Antes 4110 North I4to IPark MIS Leeeenwortt) Benaoa 6114 Mllltair An. ISouth Side 8S18 N Street Council BluTl 14 N. Main Vlntun 1407 South 16th Late 1316 North 84th IWalnut git North 40th Out-of-Towa Offices i New Tor Cite 184 fifth An. IVYaenlniloa 1311 O Street Chicago fleeter Bldf. lUncoln 1830 H Street JUNE CIRCULATION: Daily 64,611 Sunday fcl,762 i" circulation for the moath sutuortbed and iwora to t B. B. Bafen, Circulation Menaier. Subscribers leaving the) city ahould have Tha Be mailed to them. Addreea changed often aa raqueated. You should know that In the United States there is one auto to every 18.3 people; in the "Omaha Empire" the ratio is one auto to every 9.4. Rent raiser are lightning calculators. If hoarded food were hidden booze but what's the use? Omaha landlords evidently do not believe in a hereafter. Be patient, advises the mayor. And go hun ' W, he might have added. What seems to be most needed hereabouts is a self-starting set of public officials. One thin; America can spare to Europe is the malt, for which we have no further use. Congress is to fix the amount of "kick" in beverages, but who will put a limit on the headache? You would hardly expect Senator John Sharp Williams to talk for political effect, would you? "Experts" are now busy reviving the corn crop they burned up a-'few days ago. It is a wonderful summer pastime. Hurrah 1 New York has fined a profiteer. But one swallow never did make a summer, and what is one where we suspect so many? Looks like the courts were to get a chance to pass in advance on the constitutional con vention. It may be as well to find out before we go any further whether we are on the right track. , It is the public that pays the bills in the end, no matter who sets the strike in motion, and as the workingmen largely make up the "public," so must they bear the greater part of the cost. i Every department of the federal govern 4 ment is asking an appropriation to run down food hoarders and the like. Why could not the ordinary machinery be set in motion for this purpose? Boston shoe dealers say that shoes they offer for $6 or $7 are not purchased by the public. Not at that price, perhaps, but a few years ago the dealers would have looked on $1.98 as a fair price for the shoes. Bela Kun was a thrifty ruler at thai, having walled up 180,000 golden crowns against the day when he would not be in position to get it so easily. He made the mistake of leaving the cache where it could be located by others. Mr. Howe may encounter some difficulty in getting folks to accept his statement that the price of meat is held down by raising the price on hides. The packer is generally re garded as a business man. not as a philanthropist .' The embargo on German potash has been lifted by the government, and now the Nebraska output will meet competition just where it ought tfJ have protection. The southern cotton planters, have the best of the deal at the White House yet That new bridge over the Platte between Douglas and Saunders counties seems bound to excite contention. Move that the parties at interest be given a chance to settle their own differences before any public money goes into .the enterprise. Consumption of cotton is reported to have fallen off to the extent of many thousand bale for the last month, probably getting in line to ' meet the lessened production brought about by the restriction of acreage practiced by the planter to keep up prices. No Chance for Quibbling . llr. Lodge made a point of interest and Importance when he declared that not only should the reservations as to the league cove nant be incorporated in the resolution of ratifi cation, but that the other members of the coun cilthe Big Five should be required to accept these reservations or amendments before the covenant could be regarded as having been adopted. - His point is interesting. He does not pro pose that in time to come, early or remote, there shall be any quibble about what is the real meaning of the league covenant by this nation or by that on account of any interpreta tions or reservations which may have been made by one and not accepted formally by the -others. And that is the staryl which all the reservationists are likely to adopt, for unless these amendments coming from our govern ment are accepted and approved by the other government most interested what assurance is there that they take them seriously and recog nize the fact that the covenant has been amended? v Without such formal acceptance, it might oe said that' the criticisms of the senate and the reservations adopted were not binding upon the other governments and that as a matter of fact the only binding contract was that signed by the president in Paris. Any such nullifica tion of reservations as that Senator Lodge . would avoid. Minneapolis Tribune WHAT HURTS OMAHA. "It hurts Omaha to be advertised as the city with the highest living cost" is the declaration which some of our merchants aie repeating to themselves. To be sure it hurts Omaha whenever our city suffers by comparison with others in the same class, whether it be in heavier tax bur dens, bigger debts, poorer roads, worse health and sanitary conditions, police inefficiency, higher rents, scarcer dwellings, lower wages, poorer schools, or what not that goes to make the attractiveness or repulsiveness of a place. But it is the toleration of such conditions, without effort to correct them, not the adver tising of them that hurts. Folks who come to Omaha from other cities at once find out what the situation is, and if they feel themselves im posed on by false representations they either do not stay or harbor a grievance which they air on every possible, occasion, to say nothing of advising friends from where they came. On the other hand, those who are already living in Omaha have a right to know whether they are victims of greater profiteering than are folks elsewhere and to protest and take meas ures to protect themselves to whatever extent they can. That is the only way they can im prove conditions and secure relief. What we all want is to put Omaha on the same level with, if not ahead of, the other cities inviting people to make their homes among them. The search-light of publicity is the only thing that holds the promise of re lief the only thing the wilful profiteer iears the only agency that operates quick and fast. If Omaha will show itself alert to repress evils that threaten its welfare and progress it will not be hurt but helped by the exposure. Nebraska's Potash Industry. When the blockade of Geniany shut off the supply of potash salts supplied by that country to American manufacturers of fertilizer, a great cry went up on both sides. Cotton planters and farmers along the sandy shores of the Atlantic bewailed the lack of fertilizer needed to make their land beaf profitable crops, and the Ger mans rejoiced that the world would be de prived of the supplies that could only be grown by the aid of potash. It was then that Americans turned to the alkaline lakes of the west. Much publicity was given to a packing company and a great powder making concern for extracting small quantities of potash from kelp, but little was said of the "golden waters" of northwestern Nebraska, from which was drawn a supply of potash, even in excess of requirements, so that when the war ended large quantities of the precious salt were held in storage. After the armistice began a campaign on part of the southern democrats for the restora tion of the 'German product to the American market. This can be bought cheaper than the Nebraska, and as millions of pounds of it are now stored in Germany, awaiting shipment, the recent order of the Department of Commerce, lifting the embargo, is hailed with delight by the fertilizer makers and their customers. Nebraska was all right when the war was on, but now that we are at peace with Ger many, let us buy over there because it costs less. The Nebraska potash will keep till an other war comes, or until the German surplus, filched from the mines of Alsace, has been ex hausted. Soon we will be buying from France or from Nebraska, because the German stores will not last forevver, but while Heinie can cut the price no attention need be paid to Ameri can interests. Why Beat Around the Bush? The agitation that is kept up on the as sertion that the United States wants to annex Mexico has no foundation of truth in it as far as this government is concerned. W.-H. Why beat around the bush with this palpa ble camouflage? Of course the government does not "agitate" for the annexation of Mex ico or any other territory, but it is undeniable that the people of the United States have looked upon Mexico with covetous eyes for three-quarters of a century and that a large part of our people are convinced annexation is only a question of time as the solution of the diffi culties besetting Mexico. It is the firm belief, too, of many of our thoughtful men and women that the destiny of the United States will not stop short eventually of connecting up with our possession of the Panama canal by extending the control, if not the sovereignty, of the United States over all the intervening land, and that this would be as much and more for the benefit of the inhabitants of those parts as of our selves. It would be a happy sign of growing en lightenment if the petfple of Mexico brought themselves to the point of asking the United State to step in and give them a government capable of maintaining order and administering affair in a way to secure steady development of the rich natural resources now going to waste there. Mexico presents one of the press ing problems for the United States to solve and we gain nothing by shutting our eyes to that fact. ' Foreign Language Papers From the Kansas City Star. The inefficacy of the government's policy toward foreign language publications of sedi tious and inflammatory character is repeatedly demonstrated. These publications flourish in great number in New York, Chicago and other cities. They circulate among alien populations, unacquainted with any language but their own, ill disposed toward all government, without knowledge of the character of American insti tutions and ready and willing to believe that disorder and revolution are remedies for con ditions their own ignorance and backwardness have brought upon them. The character and purpose of the men con ducting these seminaries of ariarchy are known to the government. Yet, as a general policy, the government contents itself with keeping an eye upon them, and takes no action against them until some mischief is done. In New York, for instance, special agents maintain an office where all such publications in that dis trict are received as fast as they appear and are translated and examined for utterances that may violate some specific statute. This pro cedure is bound to be slow and ineffective. A report must be made to the Department of Jnstice and the evidence submitted. Months may pass before the department finds that any particular article renders the publication in which it appeared liable to exclusion from the mails or its publishers to prosecution. Mean while the flow of sedition goes on unchecked. Frequently, too, it has been shown in prac tice that a publication adjudged unmailable is not thereby suppressed. It simply changes its name and starts all over again, There ought to be better and quicker ma chinery than this for the suppression of sys tematic and professional teaching of anarchy in America. The teachers ought, of course, first of all, to be barred from landing here. They ought to be deported w.hen they fucceed in landing. But in addition to such precautions, and after it has been shown beyond all doubt, that publications printed in a foreign language are natural and inevitable vehicles for the dis semination of anti-American, if not absolutely anarchistic, doctrines, there ought to be pro hibition of such use of all foreign languages. It is obvious, in the first place, that no for eigner admitted to our shores can be a desirable citizen until he learns the language of the coun try. He won't learn it as long as he hears and reads his own language. The mere fact that he prefers his own language is sufficient evidence that he isn't in America for the pur poses that underlie, or ought to underlie, the spirit of our immigration laws. He has no in dention of becoming an American, and nobody wuuse uucuiiuu is umcr man tu uciuiuc a citizen ought to have domicile here or receive the protection of American laws and institu tions, while helping to destroy them. October Weather It seems that the Prince of Wales has just heard about our "Indian summer" and is worry ing about the kind of weather that prevails in the United States at the end of October. Natur ally, familiar with the fogs and damps of the raw autumns of England and northwestern Europe, persistent oceanic climatic conditions which led the French revolutionists when they reformed the calendar to label October "Brumaire," or foggy, the young prince is quite unaware that the continental climate which we share with Canada normally gives us an October of blue and gold brilliancy, with clear, crystalline skies the rule, and the only interruption to this type of weather, with its sharp tang or early frost in the air, is the return of the dreamy, halcyonic days which suggest the return of the summer and have been called poetically "Indian summer" ever since the early Colinial days. The phe nomenon of Indian summer has always in terested English writers, though most of them who have discussed it are in error as to its causes, and the phrase long since has played its part in English literature as a synonym for the peaceful, tranquil, golden evenings of life, the second summer of one's declining days. It is true the meteorologists have shown the phys ical similarity of our "Indian summer" to "Saint Martin's summer" of November and "Saint John's summer" of December, which figure in European folklore. But "Indian summer" in October has a quality all of its own as the last gorgeous hues of the maple and dogwoods and the oaks color the vistas and make late Octo ber the most delightful time of the year. So the prince need not worry about our October weather; if it be normal it will be quite as con tinental and as "American" as anything else that he will experience over here and quite as stimulating, and a golden memory he will never forget. Philadelphia Ledger. Speeding Up on the Treaty. From the room of the senate committee on foreign relations comes the report that con sideration of the peace treaty is to be speeded up and early report made. Democrats, who now appear to be willing to accept the "mild reservation" plan, say they need only twenty more republican votes to bring ratification on this basis. Down from the White House comes the disquieting word, however, that the president will accept no modification of his plan. If Mr. Wilson remains obdurate, he may reasonably expect resistance from a senate now in a mood to meet ftim half way. Should this come to pass, the failure of file treaty is fore shadowed. It is perhaps possible the president may secure sufficient votes to defeat any reser vations, but it is not probable he will be able to secure the majority necessary to ratify. He will be required to co-operate with the senate in the discharge of its constitutional function in treaty making. The expected visit of the foreign relations committee to the White House may bring the answer. France is to buy American army supplies now in that country for $40(5,000,000 on long credit. This is better than piling them up and burning them. Omaha is just now entertaining a collection of "tanks," but before the state went dry it was not needed to send abroad for them. Out of His Own Mouth "B. L. T." pulls the following in the Chicago Tribune: "Come Over Here, Where the President of the United States Can't Hear Us." (From "A History of the American People," by W. W.) In April, 1844. Mr. Tyler sent to the senate a treaty of annexation which he had negotiated with Texas. Secret negotiations, a piece of business privately carried to completion and made public only when finished, suited well with the president's temper and way of action. A man naturally secretive, naturally fond, not of concealments, but of quiet and subtle man agement, not insincere, but indirect in his ways of approach, he relished statecraft of this sort and no doubt liked the Texas business all the better because it seemed to demand, in its very nature, a delicate and private handling." The senate rejected the treaty by the very decisive vote of 16 to 35, men of both parties alike be ing irritated that the president should spring this weighty matter upon the country in such a fashion, taking no counsel beforehand save such as he chose to take. ITOnAV The Day We Celebrate. H. C. Bostwick, president of the Stock Yard National bank, born 1844. Moshier Colgetzer of the Chicago Lumber company, born 1877. Dr. Louis Swoboda, physician and surgeon, born 1869. John B. Sheldon, superintendent of telegraph for the Union Pacific, born 1860. Mrs. John A. Logan, widow of the famous civil war commander, born at Petersburg, Mo., 81 years ago. Ethel Barrymore, one of the most popular actresses of the American stage, bom in Phila delphia 40 years ago. Col. Sir John S. Hendrie, K. C. M. G.. lieutenant-governor of Ontario, born at Hamilton, Cnt., 62 years ago. Rear Admiral Joseph W. Oman, U. S. N., governor of the Virgin Islands, born in Co 'umbia county. Pennsylvania, 55 year ago. Rt. Rev., Jules B. Jeanmard, Roman Catholic bishop of Lafayette, La., born in Attakapas county, Louisiana, 40 years ago. Capt. Robert A. Bartlett, noted explorer, now planning a flight to the North Pole, born in Newfoundland 44 years ago. Thirty Years Ago in Omaha. FrohmanV Lyceum Theater company played "The Wife" in Boyd's opera house to a large and enthusisatic audience. Henry Miller was in the cast. Judge GrofF returned . from Washington, where he went at the solicitation of Senator Paddock for an interview with the president. County Auditor Evans has compiled a state ment showing the cost of the Dcuglas county court house and jail to be $435,061.K4. Ex-Governor Thomas A. Osborn of Kansas is in Omaha Railroad Strikes of the Past. for of on In 1887 30,000 employes of the Reading railroad went on strike for an advance in wages. The men re mained out two months, during which time the aggregate loss to them In wages amounted to $3,800,- uuu. In the Pittsburgh district during the riots that accompanied tne great .. . . .. . . r, r, 1 . . , AAA railroad sirine or. in, nemiy .v.uv cars and more than a hundred loco motives were burned and the county ... . L , J ll.VI. or Aiicgnany was neiu mun damages of more than $3,000,01)0 Following the disastrous strike erpat strike American railroads until 1S86, when the employes of the Missouri Pacific system were ordered out by Martin Jones. This strike involved nearly 10,000 men, lasted two months and resulted in a heavy financial loss. One of the shortest railroad strikes on record occurred in 1890, wnen i s-ennral atrlkn um declared bV em ployes of the New York Central lines against the dismissal or men wno ire- longed to the Knights or wtoor. ine differences were speedily adjusted and within two days the men re turned to work. At the time of the great railroad strike in 18 U4 rresiaenr. Lievemuu sent federal troops to Chicago de spite the objections of Governor Alt geld of Illinois, an dthe orders were quelled, but not until the railroads had lost nearly a million in property destroyed and more than $4,000,000 in earnings, while the loss to strik ers and to shippers also reached far into tho millions. Following the railroad strike of 1894 President Cleveland appointed a commission to investigate the na ture and causes of the strike. This commission, headed by Carrol D. Wright, then commissioner of labor, suggested $hat something like gov ernment control must be exercised over quasi-public corporations, and, though not composed of socialists, cautiously hinted that government ownership might be undertaken at the proper time. In the railroad strike of 1877 President Hays, after issuing two proclamations, finally sent federal troops into Maryland, West Virginia and Pennsylvania. The rioters gave way before that force without blood shed. But there were disturbances as far west as Chicago, where 19 men were killed. The deaths at Scranton numbered three and the mayor narrowly escaped being killed. At Reading machine shops and ware houses were burned and pillaged and nearly a dozen persons were killed. The American Railway union strike of 25 years ago, which orig inated in the town of Pullman on account of a cut in wages and the laying oft of many men at a time when business was dull, was of greater consequence than any pre vious labor disturbance and for a time threatened to tie up the entire transportation system of the United States. The strike spread through half a dozen western states, but dur ing the whole of the troubles the eastern roads were but little affected. CURIOUS COMMENTS. Peat is largely used in stoking the railway engines of Sweden. Cigars are regularly exported from the Philippines to 40 countries. Each human being takes about 18 breaths a minute, or nearly 26,000 a day. It is believed that nearly a quar ter of Australia has not been visited by civilized man. A locomotive going at high Speed is said to give 1,036 puffs each mile. The oldest unifrrsity in Canada is King's College! Windsor, Nova Scotia, which dates from 1789. The Belgians are said to be the greatest potato consumers, outrank ing even the Irish in that respect. It is believed that forests some times take fire through the branches of the trees being rubbed together by the violence of the wind, thus producing the friction necessary to ignite them. The "death plant" of Java has flowers which continually give "ft a perfume so powerful as to over come, if inhaled any length of time, u full-grown man, and which Kills all forms of insect life that come under its influence. "THE TRAIL." I followed the trail, and It lead me Where once roamed the buffHlo And tn the canyou, whose rocks are red And the pine, and the spruce trees grow. Still further on where mountains Brand Whose peaks eeem to tourh the sky And 'cross the desert where sage brush grows That are white with the alkill. And throush the Salt Lake valley The land of thrift and Industry The trail was not at an end 'til 1 stood Where the sun drops low In the sea. BEr.LVTKW. DAILY CARTOONETTE. D I THINK I'LL CflLLONTriaT" PRESIDENT RtmtrNEHIMTHE benefit of my opinion on r the Vital questions ofJ 9uA After each meal YOU eat on 'ATONIC frOR YOUR STOMACH'S .SAKE J and eet full food value and real atom ach comfort. Instantly relieves heart bora, bloated, gaity feeling., STOPS acidity food repeating and stomach misery. AIDS digestion: keeps the stomach sweet and pure EATONIC ia the beat remedy itnd only coat, ent or two a day to uaa it You will be de Bchtad with results. Satisfaction fruaranteex r bubo back. Pleaae call and try t Creen'e Pharmacy, Corner 16tb and Howard Sta- Omaha. Neb. DREAMLAND ADVENTURE By DADDY. DAILY DOT PUZZLE (How aa tha result of a curloua accident Judge Owl again altera his form.) A Lemonade Bath. CJ OW, yow, yow!" laugheed L the beasts of the menagerie when Major, the elephant, begged Judge Owl to stop spanking him. "I guess you've learned that It doesn't pay to be Jealous," hooted Judge Owl to Major. "Yes," trumpeted Major. "PH be a better elephant after this." "Well, then, as you're going to be a better elephant, you can still be lord of the menagerie," hooted Judge Owl generously. "I make you lord chief policeman, with all the other elephaants as your help ers." "Hall, lord chief policeeman," trumpeted the elephants. "Hail, lond chief policeman," howled the animals) all except the tiger, who was still angry at the ducking Judge Owl had given him. "Coward, you are afraid of the owl," snarled the Royal Bengal Judge Owl's quick eaar heard the taunt. "Lord chief policeman, that tiger needs another bath," he hooted. "Watch me give it to him," trum peted Major, leading the elephants to the tank of the hippopotamus. There they filled their trunks with water. Before the tiger knew what they were up to they were squirt ing water into his face like firemen at a fire. As was said before, the tiger didn't like water except to drink and the queer shower bath made him squirm and snarl and beg for mercy. "IIoo, hoo! Too, too! Now we can all take another snooze," hoot Judge Owl, as the menagerie quieted down again. "You'il not have time," said Bil ly. "The crowd for the evening show will soon begin to come." "I'm tired of crowds," answered . a23 4 ? .21 a 2o 3 -,7 2ft 2fa . ia 15 .33 6 '.' HL o5 Why does Susie cry out "Oh"? It's a great big cawing . Draw from one to two and ao on to the and "Hoo, IIoo! Hurrah, Hurrah! I'm a Freak No Longer!" the Judge. "I long for the quiet woods. I want to go hunting for field mice. I'm hungry again." "You can't go back to the quiet woods now that you're the biggest bird in the world," declared Peggy. "And it wouldn't do you any good to hunt for field mice, for you'd never find enough to fill you up. You have such a big appetite you'll have to stay a circus freak to get enough to eat." "I'm tired of being a circus freak. I don't like being the big gest bird in the world. This stuffy tent makes me ill. I'm homesick for Birdland!" And Judge Owl lookdd very woebegone, Indeed. "I'm thirsty, too," ho added, as his eyes chanced to rest upon a barrel of ice-cold lemonade at the men agerie refreshment stand. Hop ping over to the barrel, he plunged in his beak. The elephants, like good police men, were setting the tent in order, picking up peanuts and eating them and putting the spanking wagon back into place. It happen ed that the spanking wagon hit a hummock as two elephants were pushing it along. The hummock steered it toward Juge Owl, Just as he bent over the lemonade. Bump! the wagon smashed into Judge Owl. Splash! Judge Owl's head was driven deep Into I he. lemonade and he was Knocked In a somersault clear over the barrel and into a stack of ice cream tubs and cans The lemonade spilled all over him. the covers were knocked off the ice cream cans and the ice cream flew about like a summer snowstorm. Then there was an amusing mix up of cold lemonade, chopped ice, fYosien cream and Judge Owl. And the more the Judge floundered and kicked the worse he got messed UP in the frigid mixture. "Hoo, hoo! Too, too! Get me out of this, I'm freezing!" he hoot ed. But Peggy and Billy couldn't get him out, he was in too much of a tangle. Then an astonishing thing hap pened. Judge Owl began to srrlnk. Just as the hothouse had made him grow hlg, the cold lemonade and the frozen ice cream made him prow small. And he shrank Just as fast as he had swollen In the first place. In two minutes he was back to his own size. "Hoo, hoo! Hurrah, hurrah! I'm a freak nd longer! Now I can go home to my own dear woods," hooted Judge Owl, and away he flew as fast as he could. "Here, here! Who has been wrecking my ice cream stand?" yelled an angry voice, and a circus man came rushing at Peggy and Billy. Turning, they fled out of the tent, through the streets, and at last, bllnkety-blink, there was Peg gy back in her hammock safe and sound. "My, I know Judge Owl Is glad to get home," she sighed. She knew because she was glad herself. (In the next Installment will be told the story of the mysterloue blrdman, hli beau tiful sons and his search for a lovely daughter.) lees ox Hide Goes With tho Carcass. Omaha, Aug. 13. To the Editor of The Bee: I Just read an editorial in this morning's Bee on hides, which is very misleading. It is a fact that the packer buys the hide on cattle at the live cattle price, but you have failed to state the packer credits the dressed carcass of beef with the value of this hide, when the cattle are killed, at the market value of hides, less the cost of cur ing and shrinkage. Yor instance, today we are credit ing light native cow carcasses with the hides at 57.70 cents per pound; native steer carcasses with the hides at 49.70 cents per pound; extreme light native steers with the hides at 57.70 cents per pound. This re duces the cost of beef Just the value of tiie hide. It is Just such statements as this that causes a lot of dissatisfaction and dissension. I think it might be well before an editorial writer would make such a statement that he would try and get the facts and give the public sound information. I might also add the packer buys the viscera and its ci utents, which is a waste, at the live cost of cattle. Wish you would publish this statement. R. C. HOWE. in these days of unrest, quibbling and passing the buck. C. R. J. 1 Just a Metaphor. "They were married in an air plane." "The latest fad, I understand. How long was it before they got back to earth?" "About six weeks." "You don't mean to tell me they were up in an airplane that long?" "I was speaking figuratively. At the end of six weeks the average honeymooners strike terra firma with a sickening thud." Birming ham Age-Herald. True. "Why do you spend all day at the piano? Your wedding is only a month off." "Ah. music is the food of love." 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Sound artiflpa that ara stantly appearing in The Bee, but four in a string, so timely and to the point that we heard it remark et uy many as voicing their opin ions, which only goes to show that your paper Is "still there" when it comes to treating the affairs of our daily life in a manner that satisfies the man who ts innirun tnr. willing to abide by a square deal 4aWBm AH that the Dasfc has accomplished iiv the creation, of the piano artistic is env 6odied irttke Qherv one thing more is added a thing that makes it matchless iry tone and resonance, a thing no other piano has or can have the .AXason. G"Hamlirv "tension resonator the only important advance in piano construction, in the past 25 years. It makes this worlds finest piano thout excerption-. tne "Bayer Tablets of Aspirin" to be genuine must be marked with the safety "Bayer Cross." Always buy an unbroken Bayer package which contains proper directions to safely relieve Headache, Toothache, Ear ache, Neuralgia, Colds and pain. 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