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FARM AND RANCH LANDS.
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Cattle Feeders . ( ;
Hog Raisers
Dairymen
' TOR RENT FOR CASH.
, !-' Th bst equipped nd moat modtrn
Aatry, eattla fsedlna or hof ralslnsr farm
In ths middl wsst. The farm constat!
of 175 seres and la located en West
Leavenworth street, lesa tbaa two miles
", - from the city llmlta of Omaha, and
' .. nly five mllea from South Omaha Stock
I yards. Leavenworth street will soon
be paved, living paved road from the
arm to South Omaha Stock yards.
V About 60 teres now In alfalfa, 10 acrea
, In corn, 40 acrea of pasture and balance
In wheat and oata, and all under eultl
Wlon. - m A .
Improvementa consist of eight-room
. farm house. DAIRY BARN 6666. three
. - atorles. Tha dairy room has oament
"1 floor and walla with ateel atanehlona for
; 16 oowa, with Sharpless mllklns: outfit
C Two slloa of 136-tons each connected
?., with the dairy barn. HAT STORAGE.
" eapaclty T6 tons, BRICK DAIRT AND
MILK BOTTLINO BUILDING WITH
. MILK COOLER. Large built-in ice box.
1 ' boiler and all necessary dairy equlp
; ment. LARGE HORSE AND CATTLE
'r BARN with hay storage capacity of
about 40 tons. CORN CRIB with ce
i t tnent floor, capacity about 6.000 bush
'i els. ICE HOUSE, capacity 400 tons.
-,' LARGE HOG HOUSE and 12 Individual
i HOG HOUSES. Fencea hog-tight.
CHICKEN HOUSE will accommodate
' ' 600 birds. CITT ELECTRIC LIGHTS In
i all building. Water suppjy unlimited
and piped Into all buildings and feed
"c yards. Reservoir of 10,000 gaUons gives
j. adequate water pressure everywhere.
Possession glvsn March, 1920, and
"' ' possibly this fall If desired. I will sell
' my half Interest to lessor In thla year's
'. . . crop of alfalfa, corn, oats and wheat
Y ' If desired.
A. 3. LOVE,
. .. tl Woodmen of tha World Building,
Omaha. Nebraska. -
Phone Douglas 180,
" AT AUCTION,
POLK CO. FARM.
JULY 16TH. WEDNESDAY I P. M.
. On the above date at the Townatta
; Hall, Duncan, Neb., we will aell at pub
. lio auction to the highest bidder, re-
gardleea of price, the following de
scribed real estate, located 6 miles south
of Duncan: The southwest quarter of
Section 10, Township It, Range 1, Polk
, county, Nebraska'.
, Terma of Sale: IS per cent of the
; -purchase price cash day of sale, pur-
chaser to aasume a mortgage of 64,600
' du March 1, 121, bearing Interest at
7 tha rats of I per cent, payable annually;
remainder of purchase price January 1,
1620; good and sufficient abstract of
. title, .together .with warranty deed, de
livered to purchaser March 1, 1920,
when possession will be given.
.' Improvements: Four-room house,
barn for 6 head of horses, chicken
house, double corncrtb and granary, well
and windmill, (0 acres under plow, 18
acrea In grove, balance pasture: land
lies level. For' further Information ad
drees Nebraska Realty Auction Co.,
Central City, Nebraska. Mark Carraher,
Auctioneer; M. A. Larson, Manager;
James V. Bridges, Burwell, Neb., Owner.
Five Special Bargains
10 acrea located 4 miles from town
, and about II miles from Omaha, in
Douglas county, Neb. (0 acrea in cul
tivation, which is in corn; balance la
pasture. School at place. Price 6160.00
per aero.
160 acre Improved, located 16 miles
from Omaha, Douglas county. Lies
gentla rolling. Price 6225.00 per acre.
Good terms.
130 acres Improved, only 11 miles
from Counoil Bluffs, la. All fine val
ley land; loading atatlon at place.
Price 6265.00 per acre. Good terms.
166 acres fine pasture land, well
" fenced; will pasture 125 head of stock
seven months in the year; only 1 V4
miles from Valley and 24 miles from
Omaha. Price 612.000.00; good terms.
120 acres, 14 miles from Benson, on
good road; highly Improved;- must be
' seen to be appreciated. For partlcu
' tare gee vs. ,
Held Land .Company,
Phono D. 1148. (64 Brandels Bldg.
NEBRASKA STOCK AND GRAIN FARM.
Consisting of 6,000 acres;, 1,100 acres
. In cultivation; 240 acres alfalfa; this
farm ts completely equipped and
, stocked; 100 grade shorthorns; 40 brood
sows; 20 horses; complete farming out-
fit with tractor, gaa engine, etc. ; also
household furniture. Running water
through the land, also water system to
feed lota and barns. Thla is a fine
combination farm only 3 miles from
good town. The stock and Improvementa
" . 1 ..A AiA All 1 . k
the land at 645 per acre, if sold this
month, after which will be advanced to
' 6(0. Immediate poasession. Terma half
ash; balance, 10 years at ( per cent.
-, H. C. FREEMAN, Omaha, Neb.
Care Peters Trust Co.
.. AT AUCTION
. " BIX ACRE TRACT
JULY 14, MONDAY, I P. M.
On tha above date at the Empress
Theatre, Central City, Nebraska, wo will
aell at publlo auction to the highest bid
der, regardless of price, a nicely improved
HUM farm of ( acrea, located just inside
the corporate limit of Central City, Neb.
Thla place has everything you could wish
for in the way of Improvements. Plenty
of small fruit. All' fenced both hog and
eMckea tight Wtli b sold to the highest
bidder Jot one-third of purchase price
eash, balance easy terms. For full lnfor..
nation, address Nebraska Realty Auction
Co., Central City, Neb., Mark Carraher,
auctioneer; M. A. Larson, manager; John
S. Klrkpatrlck. Central City, Neb., owner.
Ranch Bargain
Three aectlona in Lincoln county,
- Neb.! well Improved, fenced and cross
fenced; 400 pine trees, 600 forest trees.
I wells and windmills; 100 acrea in
crops; much more can be farmed; good
. hay meadow; 14 mllea northwest of
' Sutherland; 3 miles from school; on
' telephone and mail route. A good
'ranch at prewar price; can be sold for
."less than 616 per acre if sold sooh. You
. wlll deal with owner, not in bands of
speculator. Here ts your opportunity
to get a good stock farm.
C. V. Nelson, v
Ooug. 6204. 616 On. Nat. Bk. Bldg.
80 ACRES,,
SH miles north of Blair, U mile west
of Washington Hlghway High, smooth
fiends good soil. 55 acres corn, 16 acres
cats, balance pasture. No gulches. Fair
buildings. All fenced ' hog- tight and
cross-fenced except on side of a 40.
" Plico 6200 per sere. Terms.
O'KEEFE REAL --ESTATE
CO., Realtors,
1018 Omaha Nat Bk. Bldg. -Doug. 2715.
M0 Acres, 148 cultivated, 150 more can
-be; largo two-atory house, 82x32; barn,
t, 40x60; cow bann, 24x80, with two alios;
granary; hog house, 32x40; two good
.wells; four cisterns. Farm all fenced
and crosa-fenced. Electric light In all
bulldlnga. Telephone. Five mllea from
Trenton, Hi miles to school. Price
660 per acre; terms (5,000 on contract,
balance of one-half March 1, 1920; one-
half carried back on place for 5 years
at per cent Interest. This is a fine
farm, dirt cheap. Write or wire W. W.
Randall, Trenton. Neb.
)e SECTION, Johnson Co., well Improved
. line farm; will trade for good west side
residence, or sell on easy terms. 8160
'"' per acre,
14 aec, Pawnee, unimproved; 1H ml.
to good town; lies well; will trade for
Dundee property, or sell on easy terms.
8150 per acre. "
GORDON-KNELL CO.,
636 Paxton,Blk,
'A wall Improved 160-acre farm. 10 mllea
from Axteli, Kearney County, Nebraska;
all level good land, 20 acres in pasture;
good buildings: price 810.000, terms 83,000
down. 66.000 March 1. 1920; will carry
balance on farm.
,. . - A. NELSON,
Bodlnson Fsrm. , Kearney. Neb.
160-ACRE farm, Sarpy County, Nebraska,
. 4 miles to town, 140 acres" cultivated,
, fair improvementa; also apartment In
Omaha, strictly modern and 820 acre
farm 11 miles from Iowa line in Mis
souri; would deal all together or sep
arate for land in South or North Da-1
kota, or Minnesota; give description of
your land. Box K-76.
2.000 ACRES
Sheridan county; 10 miles south of
Gordon; t miles Niobrara river frontage:
1,000 acrea best farm land; balance beet
f pasture; with timber along river and
in two largo draws. Priced much below
anything else offered in this county,
8. S. 4 R. E. MONTGOMERY.
IH City Nafl Bk. Bldg., Omaha. Neb.
NORTHEAST Nebraska, euro crop coun
try. Improved corn and alfalfa farms;
level, deep black soli:' plenty good water;
priced right for investment, and terma
. to suit farmer with small means. Close
to good town, school and church,
Cf V. NELSON.
Doug. 6204. 616 Om. Nat Bk. Bidg.
160 ACRES, miles southeast of Crelgb.:
ton; poor setof improvements; all till
able, goM soil, 120 acrea In crop, bal
ance hay and pasture; land lays fine;
prlco 8116 per acre, easy terms, s......
A A. PATZMAN.
101 Karbach Blk. Omaha. Neb.
eTOR BAL 10 acxes, 4 miles west of
Millard; well Improved; easy terms.
- U Piaasseols, Phono 60. Slkoera, We.
FARM AND RANCH LANDS.
Nebraska Landa
FOR Sale 100 A., It mile west of Oma
ha, 1 north of Gretna; improved; fine
orchard, alfalfa: 1(0 A. In crop. Bal.
pasture. Price 8260 per A. Would ac
cent a good home; will carry back on
half. W. H. Burkett, R. 1, Millard, Neh.
FOR SALE: 160 acres adjoining town of
4.000 in central Nebraska; alt cultivated;
8565 per acre: no Improvements; perfect
soil. A. W. Toland. 6(4 Brandela Bldg.,
Douglas 670T. ' '
FOR Western Nebraaka and Eastsrn Colo
rado lands sea
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HELD LAND CO.,
(64 Brandela Bldg.
WRIT hi me for plcturea and price of my
farms and ranchee In good 'o d Dawes
county. Arab L. Hungerford, Crawford,
Nee.
EASTERN NEB. FARM LANDS 4s LOANS
PAUL PETERSON,.
164 Brandels Thea, Bldg. Prompt service.
MERRICK COUNTY, Improved corn and
alfalfa farms at the right price. M. A.
LARSON. Central City. Neb.
IMPROVED and unimproved wheat (arms,
Kimball county. Neb. R. E. Holmes.
Bushnelt, Neb.
FOR NEBRASKA LANDS SEE
A. A. PATZMAN.
801 Kart-h Blk. Tyler 64.
480 ACRES. . Carded County. Nebraska,
clear; 1H miles to town; 830 per aero
for Income. Box K-98.
Oregon Lands.
JORDAN VALLEY. Oregon, offers you a
home In the land of sunshine, where
conditions ar right for raising alfalfa
and cattle. Address. Jordan Valley
Farms, Boise Idaho.
South Dakota Lands.
FARM FOR SALE 320 acres of alfalfa
farm; 160 acrea of alfalfa, (0 acrea of
plow land, 100 acrea of pasture. Water
runs through pasture. Plenty of water
on farm; mostly level; 1 sets of budd
ings; plenty of fruit in county; one
mile from town. Plenty of water to Ir
rigate with own Interest In watsr. I
am owner of farm. C. H. Smith. Buf
falo Gap. 8. D. Farm worth 8150.00
acre; take 680.00.
Texas Lands.
BIG CROPS IN NORTHWEST TEXAS
ON THE NEW LINE OF THE
8ANTA FE
The federal railroad administration
ha authorized the completion of . th
new Shattuck branch of the Santa Fa
railroad to take care of this year's big
crops; wheat, oata and sorghums. This
will open for immediate settlement and
development a large block of my land
in a wheat and atock farming section
of -Ochiltree and Hansford counties In
northwest Texas near Oklahoma state
line, where the first crop has In a num
ber of cases paid for the land, and
where cattle and hogs can b raised at
a low cost. Land la of a pralris char
acter ready for the plow, no atone,
atumps, no brush to-be cleared, at at
tractive prices on easy terms. Climate
healthful, rain falls during growing
season. Write for free illustrated
folder, giving experience and results
settlers have secured In short time on
small capital. T. C. Spearman, 950
Railway Exchange, Chicago, 111.
WANTED TO BUY OR RENT Rio
Grande Valley Irrigated land; give legal
description, best terms with - lowest
price. L. Q. Lyrsen, McAllen, Texas.
' Wnnminif T anil.
SOLDIERS, 640-acro homesteads. Duff
Casper, Wyo.
FARM LANDS WANTED.
WE will aell your farm; timely sales,
quick returns. Held Land Co. 6I
' Brandels Bldg. '
AUTOMOBILES.
UNITED AUTO PARTS
COMPANY,
Used Car Department,
1 1018 Ford Sedans, each
.1 60
276
. 600
. 500
. 825
. 660
1 1916 Ford Touring ...
1 1917 Saxon "Six" ....
1 191T Dort Touring ...
1 . 1917 Maxwell Touring'
1 1!1S Mitchell "Six" ...
E-49 Bulck Touring ....
1.160
1 1918 H-45 Bulck 1.860
UNITED AUTO PARTS
COMPANY,
Used Car Department,
2082 Farnam Street.
BONNEY-YAGER
AUTO CO.,
1918 Stu'debaker roadster, 4 cylinder.
1917 Studebaker roadster, 4 cylinder.
1916 Studebaker touring, 4 cylinder.
1918 Mitchell coupe.
1916 Studebaker "Six" touring.
THE ABOVE CARS ARE IN A NO. 1
SHAPE, AND WE WILL GIVE PRICES
AND DEMONSTRATIONS UPON RE
QUEST. BONNEY-YAGER .
AUTO CO.,
2550-2-4 Farnam! Street.
USED CARS
1 1918 Oldsmoblle "Eight."
1 1918 Oldsmoblle Coupe Demonstrator.
1 1918 Commerce Truck.
1 1918 Ford Sedan.
1 1918 Dort Sedan, never been used.
NEBRASKA
. OLDSMOBILE CO.,
2559 Farnam.
WANT a high grade, 6-cyltnder auto for
this 81.200 first-class residence lot, on
Franklin- St. South front, paved street,
lot 9, block 11, Orchard Hill, surrounded
by fine homes of such a character that
will appeal to you. Clear except some
paving Installments. If you have an
acceptable car and can appreciate a true
value offer. Investigate, as the lot will
last longer than your car. Don't want
cars; want a car. dnanr 805 McCague
Bldg.
RENT A NEW FORD
DRIVE IT YOURSELF
13 CENTS PER MILE.
YOU ARE COVERED BY INSUR
ANCE AGAINST LIABILITY RESULT
ING FROM ACCIDENT.
60 NEW 1919 MODEL FORD CARS.
FORD LIVERY CO.
DOUG. 3J2. 1814 HOWARD.
Mi V YOURSELF
TOURING 1 0- PER
ROADSTERS At MILE
TRUCKS.
CARS FOR ALL OCCASIONS.
Melcher Service Co.,
1516 LEAVENWORTH. DODG. 48.
USED CARS.
1 Overland, touring. 1916 8400.00
1 Mitchell roadster, 1917 20o CO
1 Hupp-20 roadster, a snap .... 250.00
1511 Davenport St, Phone D. 1241.
Auto Repair Shop for sale or trade.
Lots of Auto Parts and Supplies.'
1611 Davenport St.
PROMPT tELIVERY ON ALL MODELS.
NEBRASKA WHITE CO.
FRED C. ROGERS, MGR. TYLER 1767.
1407-21 Capitol Ave.
MEEKS AUTO CO.
Used cars boughf, sold and exchanged.
We buy for cash and aell on time. Full
line to select from. Middle State Garage.
2026-8 Farnam St Doug. 4101
LIGHT-SIX touring Just overhauled; A-l
condltiona; five good tires; good top;
sacrifice for 8450 or consider trade on
late Ford touring A-l cenditlon. Harney
2228.
FOR SALE Chandler touring car, first
"olass condition; must sell Immediately.
Inquire day, (09 So. 13th St; evenings,
Colfax 1543.
A. LEE A COM PANT. -Expert
automobile washers, simonyera and
polishers; all work guaranteed. 2307
N. 18th 3t. Victor Garage. Ph. Web. 607.
Used cars of exceptional value.
GUY L. SMITJI,
2568 Farnam St.
Doug. 1970
USED CARS AND TRUCKS
AT BARGAIN PRICES.
8TANDARD MOTOR CAR CO.
2020 Farnam St Oroba- Nt.
FORDS, BUICKS, DODGE. NEW AND
USED CARS, FORD BODIES.
O'ROURKE-GOLDSTROM AUTO CO..
8701 SOUTH 21ST ST. SOUTH 399.
ONE Buick touring car, good condition;
2 Scripps Booth chummy roadsters, bar
gain. 2415 Farnam. Western Elgin Mo
tor Co. . .
GOOD LATE MODEL
Velle touring, 6 good tires, car gener
a'y good condition; bargain for cash.
Phone. Council Bluffs. Black 1753.
6-Cyltnder touring car. cam be used for a
pleasure car or engine converted into
- truck. Condition fine. No price for
cash. Phone 3146, Council Bluffs.
FAST Buick apeedster; no feeders; In
first class running condition; for sale
or trade, 3111 So. 24th. Doug. 6170,
call after 1 p. m.
FOR SALE 1917 Bulck light six, in the
best of condition, looks and runs like
new. Tyler 3961-W. x
8100 Reward for any magneto we can't re
pair. Bole mnfra of ow eeii-sparitft af
Halt afark plua. es4ertr, 8194 lit.
AUTOMOBILES.
For Sal.
GOOD USED CARS.
1(16 Essex 6 -passenger. Ilka new.
1919 Scrlpps-Booth, slightly used.
1919 Dodga touring, fine shape.
1919 Stuts (-passenger, a good buy.
1919 '"bevrolet 6-passenger,
1919 t'adlllao T-passenger.
1918 Ford sedan.
1918 Studebaker roadster.
1918 Studebaker six touring, T-passenger.
1916 Studebaker six T-passenger.
1918 Paige roadster, good shape.
1918 Overland model 90 touring.
1918 Overland model (0 club roadster.
1918 Overland model 86 six-cylinder.
1918 Overland model 86-4, 5-paasenger.
1918 Oakland roadster.
1918 Dodga touring.
1918 Bulck model "49", T-passenger.
1918 Bulck coupe, gooil shape.
1917 Ford touring.
1917 Ford sedan.
1917 Oakland roadster. '
1917 Buick four model "16".
1917 Chevrolet touring.
1917 Maxwell touring.
1917 Maxwell roadster.
1917 Overland model 76 "B".
1917 Studebaker alx touring.
1917 Chandler, T-passenger.
191 T Hudson, T-passenger.
1917. Mitchell, 5-paasenger.
1914 Ford touring. v
1916 Marlon, (-passenger.
1916 Chevrolet, 6-passenger.
These cara are all In A-l condition,
demonstrated to your entlra satisfaction.
You can aeo the outside. I will guar
antee the rest. ' Open from I to 6 Sun
day. Small cash payments down. Bal
ance monthly payments.
MEEKS AUTO CO.
10t( Farnam, Douglas (486.
AUTO EXCHANGE .CO.
If yon Intend to purchase a
"USED CAR" -yon
will have to buy quick. New can
are scares and good used ear are go
ing fast. Our used ears look and run
like new cars. Remember, there is posi
tively no risk in buying a used car from
the Auto Exchange Co.
Ford touring, 1916, apod running
order ...1250
Ford touring, 1917 360
Ford roadster, 1917 800
Briscoe touring, electric starter and
lights 250
Overland touring, Model 80 860
Overland touring, electric lights and
starter 850
New tires, newly painted, new aeaf,
covers 7(
Overland touring, Model 76, thor
oughly overhauled 375
Oakland, lights 600
Oakland sensible six, touring, newly
painted, 1917 (60
Maxwell touring, nearly new 600
Overland touring, Model 90, good
. shape so
Saxon alx, like new 425
Chandler roadster 660
Studebaker touring, electric starter,
newly painted 360
Studebaker touring, 1917 400
Velle six touring, 1917 600
Oldsmoblle touring, 1916, special
paint job 660
Cadillac Sedan 860
Bulck touring, 1917, thoroughly
overhauled , 800
Cadlllao sedan . 850
Hudson Super-Six, like new, equipped
with wire wheela and other ex
tras Reasonable
LIBERTY BONDS TAKEN AT
FACE VALUE.
If you are dissatisfied with your old
ear, trade it to ua for one you can use.
OPEN SUNDAYS 10 TILL 8.
AUTO EXCHANGE CO.
2059 Farnam St.
ATTENTION
Out cf 10 Used Cars only 10 cars left
that can be soid on easy terms. These
cars are priced to move quickly and
with the added advantage of suitable
terms you should act at once if you
cars for a real Used Car bargain.
Overland 4s-6s, Fords and other
makes. .
Phono Harney 353.
VAN BRUNT
AUTOMOBILE CO.,
2562-64 Faxnam St.,
Established 1868.
THE AUTO CLEARING
HOUSE,
1112-14-16 Farnam.
OMAHA'S LARGEST USED CAR
STORE OFFERS THE FOLLOWING
FOR YOUR INSPECTION:
1919 Dodge roadster.
2 1918 Dodge touring.
1918 Dodge roadster, wire wheels.
1916 Chandler roadster.
1917 Patterson Chummy roadster.
1917 Velle six.
1917 Studebaker six.
1918 Studebaker six.
1916 Franklin six.
1917 Saxon roadster.
1916 Chandler touring,
1917 Ford touring.
1918 Oldsmoblle 8 touring.
1917 Dodge sedan.
Rambler touring.
1917 Overland Country Club.
AND f A LOT OF OTHERS. DON'T
FORGET. ALL CARS SOLD WITH A
THREE-DAY MONEY-BACK GUAR
ANTEE AND THAT WE CARRY THE
STOCK AND MAKE THE PRICE.
AUTO CLEARING
HOUSE,
1112-14-16 Farnam.
QUALITY USED CARS
New Essex, 2.000 miles 61,400.
New Oldsmoblle roadster, 1,(00 miles
11,160.
18 Oldsmoblle 8. touring 61,000.
18 Oakland six touring 3726.
15 Chevrolet "490" touring 1426.
18 Chevrolet "490" roadster 8460.
18 Chevrolet "Royal Mail" roadster
8700.
18 Monroe touring, like new 1600.
17 Haynes touring, two tops (1,100.
, 17 Oakland six touring (600.
17 Chalmers six touring 1576.
17 Grant six touring (476.
17 Allen touring 1460.
17 Overland touring, 1350.
16 Cadillaac 8. touring $1,160.'
el6 Bulck six, touring 6675.
16 "K" Hupmoblle, touring 1409.
15 Overland, touring 8176.
Every car guaranteed. Money
tck if not satisfied.
TRAWVER AUTO CO.,
1910 Farnam. Douglas 1070.
WANTED
V
We want aeveral good
first class second hand
Ford roadsters for our
travelers. Will take them
at a fair price on our
new cars. Call Douglas
109 Monday.
LININGER IMPLEMENT CO.
NEB. BUICK AUTO CO.,
19th and Howard Sts.
TylerT76(
WANTED FOR SPOT CASH. 100 USED
' CARS; quick action; no delay. Auto Ex
change Co. lost Farnam at u. n.
FORD MARKET, 1230 Farnam. Used
Forda Time. cash. Lioerty bonds, new
bodies. s
AUTOMOBILE electrical repairs; service
station for Raytleld carburetors and
Columbia storage batteriea. Edwards.
WILLYS KNIGHT, newly painted; new
top; in first-class condition., 10(6 I.
toih Ave, Harbor Hole- '
AUTOMOBILES.
I WILL pay 136 weekly for several weeks,
, p keep and good care for Ford, good
condition. Mr. Braaiey, Wellington inn.
STUDEBAKER roadster, 6 cylinder, 1911
special, cord tires, flrst-claaa condition.
Harney 45(.
ley 4'
IffD,
PACKARD, 1638; l-passenger phaeton in
excellent mechanical condition; Cord
tiree; newly painted. Call Harney 106
FORD SEDAN Entire car excellent con.
dltlon; will sacrifice for quick sale
Sunday only.) 1425 South 24th Street
FOR SALE Packard twin alx, 1911 model.
Inquire Paint Shop, Electric Garage Co.,
eotn ana f arnam.
FOR TERMS ON USED CARS
VAN BRUNT'S
Look for the red seal on wind shield.
THE DIXIE FLYER.
W. R. NICHOLAS MOTOR COMPANY.
2520 Farnam Bt
BARGAIN IN USED CARS.
McCaffrey Motor Co.
16th Jackson. Ford Agents, P. 1600.
SIX-CYLINDER roadster for gala. rir
class condition. Very elaasy. Red 608L
402 North Sixteenth Bt
OAKLAND, Sensible Six,
MARSH OAKLAND CO.
. 2300 Farnam St
FOR SALE; Light Buick Six: good con
dition. - M. C. Paters Mill Co.,' 2(tn and
B Streets.
GOOD USED CARS.
GUY I SMITH.
FOR SALE or trade, Chalmera Six In
good condition. Call walnut 1026,
6-passenger touring car, good condition;
will sell cheap. Phone Harney 6029.
ONE 1916 Ford chassis for sale cheap.
817 N. 17th Ave.
1914 MAXWELL. 6160. 4001 No. 26th S
Cars for Hire.
FORDS AND LARGE CARS FOR HIRE.
Drive yourself; at very reasonable
prices; no extras to pay. Nebraska
Service Garage, 11th and Farnam.
Douglas 7390.
Auto Livery and Garages.
GARAGE for sale at Randolph, Nebraska.
Equipped with electrlo lights and elec
trlo welder and gaa pump. Richard
Boetger. Randolph. Neb.
Tirea and Supplies.
REAL TIRE BARGAINS
10x1 Non-Skid, 6.00
80x3H Plain, 38.00
31x3.76 Non.Skld, 18.50
.31x4. Non-Skid, 114.90
33x1 Rlib, 117.85
34x4 Rib, 121.00
36x4 Plain, 117.60
36x4 Si Non-Skid, 115.00
37x5 Non-skid, 816.00
ALSO HAVE A NUMBER OF MOTOR
CYCLE AND FORD-CASINGS IN GOOD
CONDITION AT 85.00 TO 17.00. CALL
AND SEE THESE TIRES AND SAVE
MONEY. BIG BARGAINS IN TUBES.
WE DO EXPERT TIRE REPAIRING.
EVERY JOB GUARANTEED. WORK
CALLED FOR AND DELIVERED.
AGENTS WANTED
FARNAM TIRE &
y RUBBER CO.,
Harney 6758
2914 Farnam St.
WE will ship, subject lu examination, our
1,600-mile guaranteed tirea at these
prices t "
Plain. Non-Skid
80x1 17.80 1 9 (0
30x3U 8.95 11 90
OO-llT el a r n A r
OiAO f 1V.BU 44. OV
84x4 12.00 14.76
Express prepaid when cash accompanies
order.
Standard Tire Co.,
410 North 16th St. t Phone Douglas 1810
OUR AGENTS are making 1500 to 11,600
per month selling our Ford accessories
In Iowa and Nebraska. Write or call and
have us explain our exclusive territory
plan.
UPTON-LLOYD CO.
312 So. 19th St, Omaha.
NEW TIRES, 1-2 PRICE.
Firestone, Congress, Lee Pullman, Flak.
Write for prices. Mantlon slsea,
KAIMAN TIRE JOBBERS, 2016 Farnam
NO need tor steam soaked carcasses. We
retiead and rebuild tires by Dry-Cure
process. Ideal Tire Service, 1676 Har
ney St
GAIN more mllea; have your lirea re-
treaded by G. A G. Tiro Co.
1416 Leavenworth. Tyler 1361-W.
TIRES BOUGHT, SOLD AND REPAIRED.
FARNAM TIRE 4 RUBBER CO.,
H. 6768. 2914 FARNAM ST.
Repairing ana Painting.
LEARN tire repairing and retreading, also
all vulcanizing of tubes artd rubber
goods, in 'one of the most up-to-date
achools.
Thres weeks' tuition, 126.00.
Write or Coll
National Tire Shop,
17th and Capitol Ave.
F. P. BARNUM CO.. 2126 Cuming. Doug
las 8044. High grade automobile painting.
Motorcycles and Bicycies.
HARLEY - DAVIDSON MOTORCYCLES
Bargains in used machines. Victor II
Roos, the Motorcycle man, 27th and
Leavenworth Streets.
FOR SALE Used bicycle for girl, 8 to
12 years old; first-class condition. Will
sell at a sacrifice If taken at once.
Phone Harney 999..
PERSONAL.
THE SALVATION Army Industrial home
solicits your oia ciotmng. rurnnure,
magazines. We collect. We distribute.
Phone Doug. 4186 and our wagon will
call. Call and Inspect our new borne.
1110-1112-1114 Dodge St
I WILL not be responsible for further
bills contracted by my wife, Adeline
Hendricks, after July 1st Charley Hen
dricks. TOBACCO or anuft habit cured or no pay.
81 if cured. Remedy sent on trial, 8u-
perba Co.. Wd. 217. Baltimore. Md.
POULTRY AND PET STOCK.
RAISE white mice. It will pay you big.
We furnish breeders and buy all you
raise. Fox River Cavlary Arcade, 16th
and Ellis, Chicago
BOSTON bull terrier for sale, reasonable.
Tyler 1020-J.
MIXED hen food, 84.25 per hundred. A.
w. Wagner, gni N. 16th Bt. Dg. 1142.
Horses Live Stock Vehicles.
DON'T FORGET the big range horse and
mule auction next Monday, July 14 and
16 at Stock Yards stables. Will have
about 1,600 unbroke range horses and
mulea and about 200 gentle work horses
and mules. Twenty bead of big city
work horses, all ahod and ready to go
at hard work.
BROOD SOWS
Buy on Blrdbaven Profit Sharing Plan.
Phone Web. 2884. O. S. Pettis, Agent.
Harness, Saddles and Trunks.
We Make Them Ourselves.
ALFRED CORNISH CO.. 1210 Farnam
BIG steer calf, also large Belgian hare
rabbit. Walnut 2559. n m
MONEY TO LOAN.
FARM LOANS, unlimited time. No com
mission. Money to loan on down town
businesa property.
LOVE-HASKELL COMPANY, i
Every Known Kind of Insurance.
209-16 W. O. W. Bldg.,
Telephone Douglaa SS.
ORGANIZED by the Business Men of
Omaha. FURNITURE, ptanoa via
notes as security 140, 6 mo.. H. good.
total, 83.60.
PROVIDENT LOAN SOCIETY.
439 Security Bldg. 16th Farnam. Ty. 666
LOANS ON DIAMONDS,
WATCHES, ETC.
EAGLE LOAfe OFFICE
1301 DOUGLAS ST.
LOAN8 ON DIAMONDS. JEWELRY AND
1 C7 LIBERTY BONUS. V7
VO JO n iri.aTAII. EST. 18(2. O
6TH FLR. 8EC1TRITY BLDG. TT. (50.
COMMERCIAL- GUIDE.
Packers.
CUDAHY PACKING CO..
South 2340. aoutn omana.r
Automobiles
64'CAFFREY MOTOR CO., 10th and How
ard, poug. 3600. Ford cars and repairs
Authorized agents for Ford cars.
Auto Painting;
ROESSIG. W. F 144 8. 40th. Har. 1448.
We make old autos look like new onea
BERTSCHY MFG. & ENGINEERING CO.
S. E. Cor. 20th and H.irney Sts.. old parts
made new, new parts made, too. D. 8563.
Auto Repairs.
AMERICAN machine Works. 110 8. 11th
St Douglas 4881. Patents developed.
Models, tools, and dies made.
' Boiler Manufacturers. v
DRAKE WILLIAMS. MOUNT CO., 23d
and Hickory. D. 1043. Hirs. of Doners,
tanks, smokestacks, oxy-acetylene weld.
Baggage and Transfer.
OMAHA TRANSFER COMPANY
"THE ONLY WAY."
Telephone Doug. 296. 14th and Jackson.
Stationery and Supplies.
OMAHA STATIONERY CO., THE, 307-
OA a O .l.-.lk TlAMIee fit Al
UV O. DBfcumuiUi vuua u . wjiivvs
typewriter, architects' end eoflneen'
upfUeex faeevltt Atviee
NEW GEOGRAPHY
TO BE TAUGHT BY
USE OF PICTURES
Move jJnder Way to Show
, Children Views of Foreign
Lands Before Intro-
ducing Maps.-
'Washington, D. C, July 12.
(Special.) Announcement of a new
department of the work of the
tional Geographic society, whereby
its immense reservoir of geographic
photographs will become, available
to public schooW is made in a bulle
tin issued Uroi its Washington
headquarters
"If 90 United States senators were
keenly concerned about exact de
tails of the peace treaty, some 4000,
0QO school teachers who teach ge
ography are just as anxious to see
the new maps that must come in the
wake of the signing of that epochal
document," the bulletin says.
'"But why worry about maDs?
"Maps are Accessary, but before
they can glow with fire and meaning
the things that grow and live, and
move inside the boundaries they in
dicate must be impressed upon a
child's mind. '
"A picture gives the inkling (of
what a volcano is like, and avoids
such amusing, and yet pathetic, an
swers o examinations as 'Vesuvius
is a mountain which continually
emits saliva or boulevards are
churches in Paris thronged with gay
ly dressed people' or 'an isthmus is
a bottle with a narrow neck.
"Recent work in geography has
made tremendous strides in this re
spect Adults will remember the def
initions they had to learn, and some
of us were kept in sunhy afternoons
because we could not make them
stick in our minds. For example,
'an island is a body of land com
pletely surrounded by water' or
ponds and lakes are bodies of wa
ter that occupy depressions in the
land'. Whatever depressions in the
land might be it was beyond us to
fathom, but woe be to us if we
could not tell that lakes occupied
them."
"You never hear of green goods men
any more."
"No," replied Farmer Contassel; "com
pared to the easy money getters nowa
days, those old green goods men worked
mighty hard besides takln' big Chances."
Washington star.
COMMERCIAL GUIDE.
'Auto Tires.
TWO-IN-ONE VULCANIZING CO., 1616
Davenport St. Douglas Z14.
Auto Tops and Trimmings.
.ENGLISH, THOS. F"., 2318 Harney. Doug-
las 8786. interaction guaranteed, une
beet is none too good.
Banks.
AMERICAN STATE BANK, 18th and Far-
nam. Wead Block. Pbone Tyler 80,
Cement Products.
OMAHA CONCRETE STONE COMPANY,
J8th Ave. and Sahler St. Colfax 886.
Ice Machines.
BAKER ICE MACHINE CO.
19th and Nicholas. J. L. Baker, Pres.
Butter (Wholesale).
ALFALFA BUTTER CO., 120-24 N. 11th
Bt. Doug. 3903. w. w. Richardson, free.
Dry Goods (Wholesale).
BYRNE A HAMMER DRY GOODS CO..
8th and Howard Douglas 206. Cloaks,
suits, ladles' and men's furnishings, art
goods, millinery and draperies; all kiads
of fancy and staple Dry Goods.
Foundries (Iron and Brass).
PAXTON-MITCHELL CO., 2614 Martha at
Harney Macmne, gray iron, brass,
bronze and aluminum castings.
OLSEN & SCHLINGER, 1407 Jackson. D.
7481. Brass, bronze and aluminum east
lnga. Attorneys.
FISHER. H., 1418 First Nat. Bank Bldg.
L. 1B66, Attorney and counsellor at law.
ORAY BRUMBAUGH, 213-14 Omaha
rat. Bank Bldg. Red 3167. ueneral prac
tice in state and federal courts.
FORD TRANSFER CO.. 817 Douglas St.
Tyler 3. "Always at your service."
Electrical Goods.
LE BRON ELECTRICAL WORKS
818 8. 12th. Douglas 2176. Largest elec
trical repair works and contracting com
pany In the middle west.
Doctors.
CAMPBELL, DR. S. M., Physician and
Burgeon, 1804 Farnam Bt. uougiaa lzzo.
Electrolysis.
Superfluous hair removed, electricity;
needle work guaranteed. Miss Aiiender,
624 Bee Bldg.
Patent Attorneys.
PATENTS procured, bought and sold. In-
Hardware
PETERSON & MICHELSON HARDWARE
Co., 4916-18 S. 24th St.. South Side.
Phone South 171.
Chiropractors.
10TH YEAR IN OMAHA; fired out of
continental Blk.; new location, 4-6
Brandels Th. Bldg. Dr. L. N. Carpen
ter. D. 6381.
Engineers,
ilting & Supervising
ANDERSON & BENNETT, 14 Bee Bldg.,
Douglaa 1430. Heating, ventilating ana
power plar.ts. Engineers and draftsmen.
TceT"
OMAHA ICE AND COLD STORAGE CO.,
McCague Blk., 15th and Dodge, Douglas
654. Wholejale and retail ice.
Tank Manufacturers.
NEBRASKA & IOWA STEEL TANK CO.,
1301 Williams Ave. Webster Z78.
Cash Registers.
MORRIL CASH AND CREDIT REGIS-
ISTER CO., 219-211 City Nat'l Bank
Bldg. Doug. 4408. E. W. Hart. Pres.
Live Stock Commission.
KOSENSTOCK BROS 126 , Exchange
Bldg.. Omaha. StocKers ana reeaers
our specialty
Mirrors and Resilvering.
OMAHA MIRROR AND' ART GLASS CO.,
Douglas S25. 1614 Cuming Bt.
Pleating and Buttons.
VAN ARNAMS DRESS. PLEATING.
HEMSTITCHING ANU Bunun uu., v.
8109. Rms. 412-17 Paxton Blk. td-fluor-
Printers' Supplies.
BARNHART BROS, ft SPINDLER, 1114
Howard St Douglas 1076. friniers"
supplles.
OMAHA PRINTING CO., 13th and Far
nam. Douglas 346. rrinung, stationery
and office furniture. !
School Furniture and Supplies.
nuiui crHnnr. STTPPT.Y CO..
1103-13 wicnoias ei. founw
"Everything for scnoois.
DOUGLAS PRINTING CO.. 109-11 N. 18th.
Douglas 644. Fine commercial priming.
EDDY PRINTING CO., 322 Bee Bldg.,
Douglas HB47. Fine comrrjerriai pnnnim.
Paints. Oils and Glass.
BARKER BROS. PAINT CO.. Douglaa
4750. lMisfr rarnam pl
Undertakers.
HULSE & RIEPEN. 701 S. 16th, 'p. 1226.
Undertakers ana iraraim ."'i"
attention given to all calls and'funerals.
arfiFEV ju HEAFET. 2611 Farnam. Har
ney 266. unaertaKers ana gmpmmere.
CROSBY WILLIS C, 2511-18 N. 24th St.
Phone wepster fi
Tin and Sheet Metal Works.
CARTER SHEET METAL CO.. 108-10-1
8. lOtB DU XJOUgiaS QUI. Sl,
ceilings ana imyamz'i nigp.
Council Bluffs Directory.
Coal and Ice.
Fkeae I860, . Caterers ta heat end sold;
Near Murder Required to Get Drink of .
Cold Water in London, Says 'Writer Guy"
' ' : "
London Is Regular "Hick" Town Compared With Buffalo, Wyoming You Don't
Say "How" or "Down the Rat Hole" or Anything Christian Like- That When -
You "Put Away a Pronto" But Just Holler "Cheerio" "Sportih' In Lon
don Is Pushin' a Pol6 Through the Thames Pronounced "Tims") Other Com-1
parisons Between Wyoming and "Old Deah Lawndonn."
By ROBERT WELLS RITCHIE.
(Universal Berrlc Staff Correspondent.)
London, July 1, 1919
To William Quick, Proprietor Oc
cidental hotel, Buffalo, Wyo.: -
Dear Bill: You remember me,
Bill; I'm the man you and the boys
who happened to be in town that
Saturday night tried to put over the
jumps he first time I blew into Buf
falo along with old Joe LeFors. You
did this, Bill, just because you and
the rest thought I was an easterner,
and when you found I came from.
California and eased off a bit we all
sat down and had a regular session
in your back room, where the pic
ture of "Custer's Last Fight" hangs
on the wall. Yes, and I remember,
Bill, your assistant had a cast in his
right eye and nobody who was not
hep to him could tell whether he
was anxious about the change from
the last one or who was Koine to
stand for the next one.
I hope, Bill, that boy has a job
with the gevernment now; as faf as
I can see from reading the home
papers, the government needs him.
Well, anyway. I'm Koinar to write
you a lot of stuff that hastio rif-ht
to be in the news, because theres
no, news about it. You see. Bill, old
top, I'm a regular reporter now;
you and the rest of the Buffalo boys
thought I was a highbrow who
wrote fancy stories about things that
never happened. Maybe I did; but
I've reformed, and I live in London,
and God knows, Bill, that's as bad
as being "black-balled" out in your
Wyoming country. You know the
T-bone steaks your Tillie in the
dining room, with geraniums at the
windows, used to serve, for the mat
ter of that. Well, Bill, when I wake
up suddenly at night over here and
cast back over the dreams I've been
dreaming. I discover they're all about
that T-bone steak and the real
honey you used to set out witl the
flapjacks in the morning, and the
trout right out of Clear Creek, up
near Soldiers' home, broiled, and
with three knife marks down the
flanks for the bacorT juice to pene
trate. Bill Quick, you never can under
stand how terrible are those dreams
in London I
Lose Weight on Hoof.
But I didn't start to write on the
eats question. Anybody from the
U. S. A. who did that in London
would lose from three to five pounds
right on the hoof and be in no sriape
for shipping with the rest of the
2-year-olds. What I started out to
do was to tell you and the rest of
the boys who get together in 'Old
Man Whosis' back room on Satur
day nights old Hard Winter Davis
from Crazy Squaw and the rest of
the old-tjmers one or two things
which make London different from
the rest of America. You know.
Bill, the "dooble entendre" stuff. (I
got that phrase while I was in Pari:,
Bill; what do you think of it for a
whizzer?)
For instance, when you're in the
Savoy bar which the real Ameri
cans call the swamp because it's so
wet compared with the rest of the
Strand when you're in the afore
said bar, Bill, and somebody orders
a round and everything's all set,
some short-haired muley lifts his
glass and says, "Cheerio," and every
body puts his away pronto. Get
alfet, f Bill; "Cheerio?" Now what
do .-you think of that?
"Cheerol" With a Drink.
Not, "How," or "Down the rat
hole," or anything Christian like
that. But Cheerio 1 Just as if some
shorthorn from Keokuk, Ioway,
should sit into a party in your back
room in the Occidental and buy one
and then, say "Grandma's chintz
piano cover," or something quick
and snappy like that.
Bill and boys, I ve been in Lon-
Cites Bee to Tell Son of
Convention's Importance
Member of. State Constitutional Convention in 1871,
' Wants Son, Who May Serve at Assembly This Year,
. to Realize What Great Opportunity It Will Be.
E. S. Towle of Falls City.'member
of the state. constitutional Conven
tion of 1871, has written to his son,
John W. Towle of this city, stat
ing thaf a desire to serve in the
forthcoming constitutional conven-
tiort is a worthy ambition. He en
closed copies of editorials from The
Bee, referring to the importance of
this convention.
Mr. Towle of Falls City is 76
years old, served as speaker of the
lower house of the legislature at
Lincoln, 1875, and was first sergeant
n Company L, Second Nebraska
regiment, during the civil war.
Ihe letter written by lather to
son follows:
"John: I here enclose you ip-
THE OMAHA DAILY BEE
July 1919
This Coupon
ADMITS ONE
Free of Charge
To The
Aerial Carnival
At The
UNITED STATES ARMY
BALLOON SCHOOL
Fort Omaha, Neb.
' On
Sunday, July 13, 1919
3:30 P.M.
In case of inclement weather
events will be held next day.
No. 2. FILL THIS OUT AND
DROP IN BALLOT BOX AT
THE FORT.
.M.iles
Name
Address
The three guesses nearest to the
correct distance will win hand
some prizes.
doniigh onto five months now and
I can't find out why the 'Cheerio"
business. It spoils the taste of
what's there and. take it from one
who's had his foot on the old rail
from Gillette to Sheridan, I there's
not near so much authority in
what's there in The Swamp as there
might be. At least, not anything
to say Cheerio about
Another thing. Bill, over here
you don't t a drink of water with
out fighting for it. Of course, there
are some who drink water and
there's some who don't from this
angle it looks as if the water-drinkers
would be on the increase back
home after July 1. But over here
in this man's town and it is all of
that: don't make any mistake if
you want a gbblet of water with
your meal you've got to get on your
war paint and go atter it.
Hot Water and Salt
Take it at breakfast time which's
anywhere from 8 o'clock to 11; ask
for water and the heiter with the
toached hair who trotting your
trail will bring you a large glass of
hot water and set the salt convenient
to hand. Cast your lamps' over that,
Bill and boys; hot water if you ask
ed for a mountain oyster, which
everybody knows is a steadier and
not a bad thing to start the day on
if you ve jumped the reservation the
night before. But hot water in a
glass for breakfast! That' the only
kind of water they know about over
here; in your tub before breakfast
or in a glass alongside the old bacon
and eggs and the "kipper" when you
sit down to eat the hrst meal.
The other day I was having my
breakfast in one of the swellest eat
irtg houses on Piccardilly blowing
myself, as it were and there was an
American major just in town from
Coblcnz who was extending himself
just like I was. I sat back in my
chair with an expression on my
countenance like the last act of
"The Two Orphans" just listening to
that yearling lighting tor a glass
of ice water with his smoked fish
and "porrige." Bill, that man never
wasted more heroism in front of a
machine gun nest in the Argonne.
And what'd he get? Listen, Bill:
He got a teapot full of boiling hot
water and the waitress gave notice
to the head guy right then and there.
She wasn't going to serve any more
"mad Amuricans."
Rushing the Growler.
I'm no longer a "mad Amurican,"
Bill. I'm just sorrowful. Only way
I can get a pitcher of ice water in
this town is to go to the ice house
with a , pitcher in my hand just
plain rushing the growler, as it
were and I haven't the nerve to
ride three miles on top of a 'bus
with a glass pitcher in my hand.
Honestly, I haventl I've seen guys
riding a 'bus with a wooden leg;
but I've never seen anybody take
his seat on the hurricane deck with
a glass pitcher with the intent and
purpose, as the district attorney
says in his indictment, of going to
the ice house for a pitcher of ice
water.
Which may be nether here nor
there, Bill. Be 'that as it may, as
the democratic spellbinder said when
he unbuckled himself from that
speech against old Senator Warren
down in your town when I was re
siding in your midst what do you
think of "Are you there?" on the
telephone?
Old Vaudeville Stuff.
Of coursethis is old stuff with
the vaudevjlle circuit back in the
effete east; but out Wyoming way,
Bill, it may drag a laugh out from
under your suspenders.
You know: Get on the phone nice
and friendly-like ind fight about 10
minutes to get your ngnt number.
Then the short-combed rooster at
pings from the editorials of The
Bee of June 27 and 28.
"The Bee does not by any means
exaggerate the vital importance to
the best citizens of. this state that
the most worthy and best-informed
men (or women) and representa
tives of all classes should be chosen
to form the new state constitution.
"And at the present time, when
conditions everywhere tend to
bring the dregs and scum of man
kind into position, and power, extra
ordinary vigilance upon the part of
level-headed and patriotic citizens
is demanded. Interests will be pres
ent at the convention.upon the
floor and clamoring at the doors
demanding the adoption and incor
poration in the new constitution of
all kinds of freak experiments in
government yes, even to the ex
tent of demobilizing all government
and setting up local committees to
pass upon the liberty and property
of men. '
"I see your name is among those
suggested. If, without too much
sacrifice on your part, you could ac
cept and should be selected as dele
gate from Douglas county, it will
be a fine opportunity for you to
study the great principles of gov
ernment. "Webster is an exceptionally able
man, in all matters pertaining to
the framework of a model instru
ment of fundamental law, and as a
debater and counsellor on the floor
or presiding officer, I know of no
man in the state who excels him."
Miss Rhodes Says Wrong
Report Made to Police
Miss Gene Rhodes of "21" ranch.
Vian, Neb., writes to The Bee to
state that a mistake was made by
someone unknown to her, in re
porting that during her recent visit
in Omaha she suffered tha loss of
the other end takes down his re
ceiver and says, "Are you there?"
Only he doesn't say it like Its
spelt, Bill. He says, "Ahyou' theah?"
Well, what's a man going to do
under those circumstances? If you
answer, "No; I'm down round Cas
per way, -picking strawberries,"
you'll crab the whole works, and
like as not you'll go to the Tower for
high treason. The right answer is,
"Yes, I'm here. How's the Missis
and all the kids?" And then you no
out and take a walk along the em
bankment and look at the holes the
German bombs punched through the
important places in the Sphinx at the
foot of the Obelisk and call it a day.'
Maybe I'm boring you stiff with
all this chatter, Bill; and if you read
it to the boys be sure there's no
sheepmen around ' to add to their
displeasure. But I've just got to
unbelt a lot of this stuff before it
ferments inside me and spoils my
naturally happy disposition. And
speaking of neckties, Bill
The London Neckgear.
You know, over here in Londcn
they're mighty shy on what you
might call the spectral colors in ties.
They'll sell you a handkerchief made
of silk which's got all the colors
of an oil fire down Salt river way
woven into it: but you're not sup
posed to do anything with this flag
of the Whosis republic except wear
it in the outside pocket of your
jacket with ends showing fancy-like..
You don't dust off your shoes with
it when you're hitting town after a
long ride in from the range, and you
don t wipe off your chin with it after
borinar into the old Yorkshire ham
and Plymouth Rocks. You just show
t proud-like.
But when vou ask the man behind
the counter in the gents' furnishing,
store to trot out his ties Boy, tow
dyl He shows you a layout which's
left over from the time they buried
George the Three and the whole na
tion went in mourning. Blacks with
white flyspecks and dark gray with
pal:, blue fly-specks and just plain
black for "sporting." You know,
Bill, what "sporting" is going on
the river, which is the Thames (ro
nounc.d "Tims") -'and pushing a
boat arouhd with a long pole; that's
"sporting."
Panama Hat for Sports.
If you want to roach your mane
up and be a regular wolf, hunting
free of the pack, you go to a haber-'
dasher's store and buy you a black
tie with a faint gray stripe and a
Panama hat (which mustn't be
worn in London. Bill: only when
you're sporting) and you're rigged
for a reeular medicine dance. I know
an American, Bill, who sifted into
this town with a flock of ties he'd
bought in Joliet, 111. the kind which
hook in the back and the first time
he oozed out of his hotel wearing
one of these Texas northers a Cov
ent Garden flower woman who had
n't drawn a sober breath since the
Jubilee fainted and had to be taken
to St, Stephen's on the Mount or
some such hospital.
Of course I could amble on and
tell you how an Englishman always
pours his salt on the side of his
plate and swabs his food in it in
stead of sifting the salt on top of
the eats proper and how he says,
"I'm sorry," when he bumps into'
you accidentally on the street and
it isn't your place to answer him
back, "So'm I," and all that. But
what's the use?
Hoping the Burlington's run that
spur up Clear Creek right into your
town and that Old Joe LtFors has
n't dropped all he's got in that new
oil prospect, I remain,
Yours truly,
THE WRITER GUY.
a $800 diamond ring and her purse
on account of the chance acquaint
ance of a "male vampire."
She states that she arrived here
from Greenville,. Miss., and that
while taking a nap in a hotel her
room was entered and the ring and
money were stolen from a dresser.
Other rings, she added, which had
been placed under a towel, were
not observed by the intruder.
Condition
of Highways
Condition of the principal high
ways passing through Omaha at re
ported by the Omaha Automobile
club are as follows:
Lincoln Highway, East Fair, to
goqd.
Lincoln Highway, West Roads
fair to good to Kearney and im
provements by dragging reported
west to North Platte. Some detour
ing from Elm Creek, crossing Platte
river and taking hard sand road to
bridge, crossing into Lexington.
O-L-D, West Roads fair to good
with improvements going on around
Ashland bridge. Louisville bridge
way reported fair to good.
White Pole, West Roads fair to
gfod Road changed near Des
Moines, going north to Adel on the
River to River road. Fifteen miles
east of Des Moines reported rough.
River to River, East Fair ' to
goood. '
Blue Grass, East Fair to good
to Creston; Creston-Otumwa road
some rough stretches; Ottumwa to
Buriington, good.
Black Diamond, East From Des
Moines, reported good, cutting
away 30 miles between Des Moines
and i Iowa City. Well marked,
eliminating railroad crossings.
Okoboji Route, North To Deni
son, fair to good. Some road work,
necessitating difficult detours.
King Trail, North Fair to good.
King Trail, South Fair to good,
with rough stretches around Platts
mouth, which have beeen dragged
some.
Washington Highway, North-
Take lower road between Herman
and Tekamah.
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