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THE ' BEE : " OMAHA, SATURDAY, JUNE 14, 1919. .
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By BEATRICE FAIRFAX.
; If you have attained the age of
discretion, or indiscretion, for that
matter, it is highly probable that at
ome time or other you have seen
enacted on the stage a play com
pounded , after the following well
known recipe:' v ;
. Take a young, middle-aged or ev
en near-elderly ' couple . that 1 have
been steeped in domestic happiness.
If of broiling age, they have prob
ably just completed an ideally happy
honeymoon; i I,f of roasting age,
they have perhaps been steeped tor
10 or IS years, jlf older, the steep
ing has been going on' longer.'
Now introduce one perfectly good
vampire," who may be either tough
or .tender, according to the taste of
the playwright In this recipe the
"vamp" stands for the "brisk fire"
that the cook book insists will burn
things if not carefully ' watched.
The "brisk fire" starts things going,
and while everything seems .to be in
the greatest danger, the chef in
the person oft the 'playwright in
troduces a fourth ingredient that
puts a check on the too rapid cook
ing of the domestic goose.
The fourth ingredient is none
other f , than 1 the - true-blue family
friend who agrees to make property
love to tl;e wife for the purpose of
making the husband jealous. You
recognize the old reliable plot that
you have seen a thousand times; it
is .as safe as mother's bread, as
sane as roast mutton. , ; - !z .
I .-. Recipe Bad In Reality.
But in real, life, alas, things do
not work out like the old reliable
stage formula which might be entitled-
"A Cure for Husbands." , If
the husband is really in the toils of
' a "vamp," he will not see things
at their face value. ; 1 His wife in
ome mysterious way becomes an
obstacle to his happiness and her
fond and foolish strategy may fur
nish ' him 'withr. the excuse for
which he has been looking.
. And sometimes the susceptible
gentlemen of real life who responds
to fthe -wife's languishing glances
' does not realize he is part of a plot
and that the neglected wife has no
use for him at all, but is merely
- (lirting as part of the game.
Also the husband, who has never
had any, patience with the sauce for
the goose sauce for the . gander
theory,- as far as women are con
cerned, now regards himself as a
domestic martyr whose own pec
cadillos are amply justified by the
- conduct of his wife'.- The sympathy
thai even the most flagrantly sin
ning husband is apt to feel at times
for. a wronged wife and which has
been,, the cause of innumerable rec
onciliations is lost by such mis
taken tactics. vr. v;.--
The hair of the dog that bit you"
is a poison tattier than an antidote,
when applied. as a cure to an im
pressionable husband. It works out
beautifully on the stage, and if you
want to see a husband get his just
deserts after this tit-for-tat fashion,
please pay anywhere from 50 cents
to $2, plus the war tax on theater
tickets,, to see it done up brown.
Then come home with a firm de
termination to reverse the action of
this fairy story in real life.
. For any woman who flirts, either
to teach her husband a lesson or
for her own amusement, is delib
erately pulling the foundation stones
from under her home. All that she
succeeds in doing is to shake his be
Hifits - for Husbands ' Over 45
' Drink-without eating, and eat
without drinking. . f
Five glasses of water a day, none
with tneals,, will make you free of
the doctors. s
' Wearing the same weight under
clothing ',tht year round will save
you a tot .of colds. U
' Dress cool when you walk and
warm when you ride.- c 1 '
A Nattritioat Diet for All Ages
Quick Lunch at Home or Office
Avoid Imitatioaa aatl StBttitatei
Give
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their fill next Sunday, for our special
young hearts; ,-.
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lief in her, and to defile his )deal
of her goodness and purity.
Grounds for Jealousy.
There are 'several things to be
considered in this great question of
jealousy -first, have you really got
anything tangible to be jealous
about? Is there an actual, indubit
able "vamp" menacing your hearth
stone, or are you offering your soul
to the green-eyed monster to feed
upon because of vague apprehen
sions that there might, could, would
or should Jbe some one?
Do not look at every - woman of
your acquaintance in the light of a
possible rival. Suggestion is a
potent agency; your very suspicions
may be the match .that starts the
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.If your troubles are-' real, and
there; is an actual inudubitable
"vamp" menacing your domestic
peace, the one sovereign remedy
alas, that it has not been put on the
stage! is horse sense. It is an al
most impossible formula to follow
when raw agony consumes one's
heart and soul and; flying, off the
handle is an ., almost automatic
process.. But in the long run s it is
the only cure. v, , , - y ,
Beating the "Vamp" at Own- Game.
You have got to beat the vampire
at he; own game by making t your
husband happier at home than away
from it. 'This means good meals, , a
comfortable house, no nagging and
no cross-questioning. The strong
hold of the vampire is that she plays
upon man's weakness, she discov
ers" his besetting vanity and she
makes of it a harp of a thousand
strings, and she is ready and willing
to play a tune on every one of them.
If he is vain about his appearance,
his , success in business, his popu
larity, his skill in out-of-door sports,
the Jady "vamp" is right there with
the "flattering unguent. Let us con
trast this with the nagging, faults
mining and general behavior 'of a
pcor woman whose nerves are rasp
ed to pieces by jealousy, and it, is
not difficult to see why John leaves
home. In short, husbands are not
unlike flies; they are more attracted
by molasses than vinegar.
The Open Hand. ,
Dearborn Stop at the same hoel
when you were in New York?
.Wabash Oh, yes. '
"I suppose everybody extended an
open hand to you as usual?"
"Oh y?s. That tipping habit is
something fierce." -Yonkers Statesman..-'
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.'..Where .Little Things Count.
' Flatbush--Ever have . any fun..y
experiences in a sleeping car?
Bensonhurst Oh yes. I found
myself getting off a sleeper one
time with the sheet in my pocket,
which I had mistaken for my hand
kerchief, Yonkers Statesman.
The Singing Dog. . .
"I see a singing dog announced for
exhibition." ;
"I suppose his program is largely
composed of bark-aroles." Pear
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A London physician has discov
ered that since . women have been
wearing open neck waists their tem
per has sweetened. -
An inscription oh an ancient stone
monument-,on Mount Koya, Japan,
reads: "May the persons killed in
battle, both on our side and on the
enemy's, enter Nirvana." .
Your nose, not your mouth, was
given you to breathe through.
Don't sit still with wet feet. Walk
until you have a chance to change,
Never let a day pass without cov
ering four miles on foot. . ..
See how high you can hold your
head and how deeply i you can
breathe whenever you are out of
doors.
' Getting angry makes black marks
on the health. -
When you rob the tramway com
pany by walking you add double the
value of the fare saved to your de
posit of health. , . f
Sleep woos the physical tired
man; she flouts the mentally or ner
vously exhausted. - '
Loose clothes',- loose gloves,-easy
shoes spell comfort and health.
Open windows don't make half as
many coldt as closed ones do. :
; Blood pressure does hot come to
the men .-who . walk a lot out of
'doors; instead it looks' for those
who sit and eat a lot indoors. - V
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any more than your bank.'
the Kiddies aTreat
there anything bright, healthy children
more than Ice Cream? Let tt-jm have
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"Heigh-Hol Babyhood 1 Tell me where you linger!
Let's toddle home again for we have gone astray;
Take this eager hand of mine and lead me by the finger,
, Back to the lotus lands of the far away." , jf
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A fairy festival would be most in
complete without little boys and
girls, and so it was that Mrs. Myron
Learned brought into her masque,
"Pan and the Rose Fairy," a little
boy and little girl to meet and en
joy the festival of the Rose Fairy.
Little Miss Thelma Ferer and
v Advice to the Lovelorn
Love Cornea Unbidden and, "To Love or Not We Are
No More Free Than the Ripple to Rise and Leave
the Sea." .
By BEATRICE FAIRFAX
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Dear Miss Falrfa,;Dmaha Bee: I
am a daily reader of your colum and
enjoy It. very much. , I, am. writing
to ask you some questions which 1
have longed to know. 1 am attend
ing high school . and am studelng
very hard, for I will jsoon graduate. I
have not very much time to spend
in atudieing etiquet, So here arc
the questions I want to ask you: .
When a boy is taking a girl home
from a party, should he pay her car
fare? ' . - -
I heard a boy once remark that it
was a girls place to throw a alight
hint such as if she wanted to go
home with a certain boy to say, are
you gol;rg my, way. I' though it was
a boy's place to ask a girt if he
wanted to take her home. Will you
please tell me which is propper. 1
What should a girl say to the boy
that takes her home just before
leaving him to go into the house.
Is "it proper fdr her to stand and
talk to him or not
On being introduced- to anyone Is
It necessary to shake hands besides
saying how do you do. . - .
Is it propper to shake hands with
a' gentleman you have not Been for
montths because he. has been out of
the city. '
Will you please-tell me where 1
can get a book on plain etiquette..
Please excuse my writing for 1
am hurrleing so as to get through
for I have a lot of Studies to get
Thankeing you in advance, I " re
mains A Daily Reader. -
Tou have many studies to learn,
Indeed,' if when ready to graduate
from high school you write a letter
such as this. Before specializing in
etiquet exclusively,-1 recommend a
course in Spelling,' punctuation and
grammar.' It Is really serious and
not funny, to spell words like this. I
can excuse the writing,' of course, but
you should not, yourself, either the
writing or spelling. - --
Tou will And a book on social cus
toms at any book, store,? and the
World about you Is an excellent book.
Notice the . little courtesies that in
others you admire. Certainly a boy
should pay tha : carj fare, ! if he Is
taking you home; and it is his place
to ask you. - When there are several
being . introduced at one time, it is
awkward to shake hands; otherwise
It is customary, but' not necessary.
Tou will have to trust to your in
tuition and good Judgement . j (
.v;:,,i- Rome for Homeless.,
Dear Miss . Fairfax, Omaha Bee:
Tou are fine at rivinii others good
advice in your paper and I write to
ask you where I can get a homeless
giri rrom a nice family to live and
make her) real home with me. . I
will pay her by the week, or-" buy
her clothes. ,1 want a girl from 10
to 11 years old, We have only three
in the family.' I am not well and
lonesome. The work Isri't very hard
and if you hear , of any girl who
wants a home please tell me. '
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I shall print your letter and hope
that some girl who is looking for
this kind of a place will see it We
shall forward you the answers.
. ..Lawrence and Barbara There are
so many definitions of love that I
hesitate to give you an answer. The
love that you have in high school
usually cools and you discover that
it was infatuation rather than love.
Tou must remember when wonder-;
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Master Alton Harris will take the
parts of these children in the pro
duction . Saturday afternoon and
evening.'
Rabbits have always figured iin
fairy tales, and so it is that Miss
Virginia Upham will take the act
of Peter Rabbit, 'who comes to the
Rose Fairy's birthday party.
ing If true love ever1 dies, that love
and affection have qualities that
everything in the world has. It
neglected, put aside, and abused the
same love might grow weak, which,
If cared for and encouraged, ' would
increase and grow.
, Her Sister's Husband.
Dear Miss Fairfax, Omaha Bee: I
very much want your, opinion of a
certain matter. It is this: - A man
man married a certain young lady.
This young lady had a younger sis
ter. This sister and her brother-in-law
have never met. The wife died
last winter, leaving a small boy. The
sister and brother-in-law' have been
corresponding and probably will
meet soon. If they should find that
they are In love and they should
consider marriage, what would you
advise them to o t Would such a
marriage be considered wrong? .
I know I am not a good scribe,
but do you consider my writing fair
ly legible?, r . i
Thanking you for any advice
which you can give me,( I am sin
cerely yours, ' I R.
There Is no moral objection to
the marriage of a woman and her
deceased Sister s husband. Such a
woman might be a better mother for
her sister's child than a step-mother
without that tie. Your writing is
legible and your spelling and punc
tuation are good. '
Those Who Pity.''
Dear Miss Fairfax, Omaha Bee: I
am a constant reader to your "Ad
vice to the Lovelorn" and enjoyed
it very much until lately. It is get
ting a. habit of some foolish people
to ask such silly questions. Really
I never had in mind that there were
such silly people in this great
"world of ours." ' I think you must
be getting tired of answering such
questions like these 16-year-old girls.
have to ask, or those young ladies
that find so much time to worry
about the city girls. If -they would
spend more of their time minding
their own, business they would sure
ly find less fault with the city girl..
Miss Fairfax, ,1 don't 'blame you
one bit for the answers you give
them. . If I was in you place I would
think my time too precious answer
ing some of these silly letters.
'. I remain, . i' - y ! ?X READER.
There We Just) such people. In this
world of - burs strange as It., may
seem- but it takes just, each ' and
every one ato make variety and in
terest ' . Tou know tha old saying,
"Every one is a little queer, but Just
thee and me and sometimes I think
thee Is a little queer." Well, they
pity you and you pity them, and I
seem to be Introduced . by .letter' to
you all and like you, too. each for
your own type. ' Some of, these 15-year-olds
'need scolding, though, or
their foolishness will grow. ,
Bine '' Eye -Your writing and
grammar Is better than your Judge
ment in my opinion. If your mother
has as wtee and splendid Ideas as
you have shown me she has in this
letter, I can only say that you are
foolish to compare them with yours.
I know of no way for a short girl
to become tall, but there are many
ways that a girl Of your age may
become larger in viewpoint ambi
tion and Ideal. They are around you
every day and I hope you might find
them.':. ,v i.
Japanese sirl .babies ; have their
heads shaved until they . are 3
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(The accompanying illustration
shows Omaha's one-time leading
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hotel,, the MtropohUn, now -being
wrecked along with '? the Skinner
Produce Building by Chambers &
O'Neill, "wrecking ; contractors for
the Skinner Packing Company, and
fthe beautiful eight-story and base
ment tfptown plant of the Skinner
Packing Company which will cover
the site 99x132 feet at Twelfth and
Douglas Streets, the former site of
the Old Metropolitan' Hotel.
The Metropolitan Hotel was the
scene of" many social activities in
the early days of Nebraska, and
whe.n it was erected it was consid
ered one of the leading hotels of the
west. Men of sound judgment can
hardly realize the improvement that
one lifetime can bring.' The Union
Stock Yards of Omaha was estab
Makes it Possible for This
House to Offer Several
Hundred of These Rugs
j Saturdaytfat4; Prices .
Far y Below Those -'
; , Usually Made Up
on Rugs of This -Quality.
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- If you realize the many uses
that can be made of a high-grade
Grass Rug, you will be sure to be
at the Bowen Store Saturday,
when they offer several hundred
of these Rugs at prices much be
low what you have been in the
habit of paying in the past
Nothing could be better to use
in the sun parlor or on the porch.
They are light, closely woven and
come in many beautiful patterns;
patterns that will appeal to you
at once, as they please the eye
of every one. A selection can
be made from the extremely
small sizes to the larger, or full
room sizes. One of the Rugs in
your home will save the wear and
tear on the more expensive Rugs
you are now using, and after you
have had the use of one for a
short time you would not be with
out it. See window display on
Howard street and be sure to be
at the store Saturday.
For your porch and sun parlor
the Bowen Store is displaying
many beautiful pieces of reed
furniture. This is displayed On
the first floor balcony and when
you are at the store be sure to
pay this section of the Greater
Bowen store a visit. ' i
' The Bowen Co. are now in a
position to cut, make and hang
your draperies, as well as sell you
the curtains needed for the home.
The stockis all new, the patterns
the latest, and you are sure to
find what you want at the Bowen
store when you want it.
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lished less than thirty-five years ago;
in other words,' thirty-five years ago
there was no South Omaha, no
packing houses, no stock yards.
Today the Skinner Packing Com
pany as an uptown branch, is in
vesting $500,000 i which . represents
more capital than any of the Big
Five packing companies had to
start on, perhaps more capital than
they actually had invested twenty
five years ago. .
This uptown branch' of the Skin
ner Packing Company will be a real
asset to the "retail meat dealers of
not only Omaha, but Council Bluffs.
Here retail dealers may inspect the
entire products of a , great pack
ing plant and can pick out their or
ders -without any inconvenience and
under the most ideal conditions.
This new eight-story and , base
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ner Packing Company and will be
occupied by the Produce Depart
ment of the . 'company in handling
Poultry, Butter and1 Eggs. v
, The building has splendid cold
storage and trackage facilities and
the . location is good, which will be
a great convenience., Any merchant
who' handles any perishable product
will be especially interested in the
cold storage department of this up
town plant, as arrangements can be
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Phone Doug. 1670.
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made to carry all lines of perishable
products at reasonable rates. '
This modern uptown branch,' H
well as the large modern1, efficient
packing plant on the South Side, are." '
both owned by the Skinner Packing '
Company. " ' .
The Produce Department of the..
Skinner Packing Company is now
being conducted in the old Kirscb- v
braun Creamery Building en How
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