The Omaha Bee DAILY (MORNING) EVENING SUNDAY FOUNDED BY ZDWAJtD E08EWATER VICTOR ROSEWATER, EDITOR TH1 BX1 PUBLISHING COMPANY. PROPRIETOR MEMBER OP THE ASSOCIATED PRESS to AssodatsS Fuss, of wtatcb Ths B ll turn her. U txeluslrsl tlUl to ths u for publleMloa of all newi dlapttohtt mdltsd It not othsnrlM credited la tills paper, and al the local nws tnNtslud heteln. All rifbtt of pnbUeailoa of out nodal dispatches aia alio reaanaC OFFICESi Cbtokce 1TI9-1I Itecer Bid. Omaha Ths B Bide. New Tors 16 rtftk At. South Omaha 23 UN St. ft, ltmi New B'ok of Commerce. Counell Bluffs u N. llala It Waaalntton UU 0 St, Llnooln IJtUs BuUdln. MARCH CIRCULATION Daily 65,293 Sunday 63,450 i" droulatloa for the month subscribed and swore to br B. B. Bacaa. Clroulatioo Uanagar. Subscribwa ImvIb tha eity should have The Bee mailed h thorn. Addraaa chanted aa often aa requested. Got your Easter garb yet? Dame Nature is dressing up (or the occasion. "Jay walk" If you want to, but look out for the crossing cop. Monday will see the real Omaha spirit in action again. . Germany is to ask indemnity, .framing up for an offset probably. 1 . It begins to look as if this country were not wide enough for a really good balloon ride. ' Watch the home folks welcome the return ing ambulance company, if the army authorities will only give us a chance. Six candidates to succeed Carranza are al ready in the field in Mexico, but Venustiana has not said which he will let win. ; i Berlines have put the former" Spartacan chief of police in jail, where he can find but how some of the other fellows felt Yeggmca are giving Manhattan Island a taste of what the Germans might hare done had things gone a little differently in France. "Retell prices, in 1918 and 1919 show few differences," says a headline, but the few are mostly in favor of the high cost of living. The peace treaty will only contain 70,000 words. From the amount of talk that has been heard, it might have held that many millions. Mamma Pankhurst reproves her daughter for espousing bolsheviam, but what could the old dear expect from offspring trained as hers? " , Bavarian peasants are giving the Munich bolshevik! direct treatment by cutting off food supplied. That is the quickest way to tame 'em. Spain is quiet again, if that Information ex cites your curiosity. It may even get back to the time when a riot in Madrid will get first page. Josephus Daniels has just finished -reviewing the army in Germany. Now if Newton D. Baker will give the navy the once-over, the account will balance. Serbia, Roumania and a few others are "set ting pretty" with Uncle Sam to foot the bills, but what are they going to do when the ap propriation gives out ' Announcement of summer resort rates by the railroads recalls the fact that for the last several years most of us have been too busy to go out of town in the summer. .' The new editor of the Vorwaerts warns-Ger-mans they can gain nothing by making threats. If they had understood this five years ago the war never would have happened. r Lloyd George is back at the Paris meeting again, giving Northcliffe a clear field at London. British politics are peculiar, but it "will be safe to-4)ack the Welshman for another win. Another automobile thief has Confessed, opening the way to further opportunities to break up the gang. It may yet come to pass . that a car may be left on the streets for a time in safety. The attorney general has been asked by the secretary of agriculture as to the legality of the move of the southern planters to restrict tne production of cotton. It does not matter what the aspect of this new move may be before the law, the morality of it at this time is what folks we going to take chief interest in. Such a liold-up can not go without its punishment. ; Mr. Burleson is getting some new experience in the matter of handling the telephone busi ness, but Boston is suffering in the meantime, the whole situation has the appeararke of being a mighty badly bungled up affair. If the high snd mighty dictator of the Postoffice depart ment had taken a little different course in the beginning, perhaps the strike would not have occurred. End oj a One-Minute War War between Senator Lodge and Alexander Bannwart of Boston was declared on April 2, 1917. The first and only engagement tookplace in the capitol on that day and lasted one minute. We were then on the eve of hostilities with Ger many, the senator militant, his visitor pacific. In the course of the pourparlers something was said by one gentleman about cowards and - by the other about liars. Then all the rules and regulations of the senate became scraps of japer and the invasion of Belgium began. Sen ator Lodge landed on Mr. Bannwart with his mailed fist and, his caller came over the top it once with a wallup that must have shaken the first families of Massachusetts to their genealogical roots. Things might have gone an in" this way for some time if suffering neu trals had not separated the contending hosts. After agreeing upon the terms of an armistice, Mr. Bannwart was led away and soon afterward began an action to annex some of Mr. Lodge's Wealth in reparation and indemnity. For more than two years now a congress .'of Boston lawyers has been in session, the re sult of which is a treaty of peace and a covenant not quite as comprehensive as that of the league of nations, but embracing 14 points more or less ot perpetual amity ana seu-oe-termination between the belligerents. The facts n the case are all agreed upon and guilt is either established or divided. Thefe will be no more strafing, physical or legal, and demobilization is complete. Why should not this settlement be accepted ;ia a happy augury by those in Paris who did not begin their actual peacemaking until last January? New York World THE NEW PRIMARY LAW. The new primary law makes some radical changes in the practice that has been in vogue in Nebraska for ten years or longer.' A return to the convention system for the purpose ,of nominating "candidates for office may appear like a step backward, but in this case it really is a forward movement ' So far as the primary election'is concerned it is in the direction of the short ballot; only candidates for the office of governor are voted on directly. The conven tions, however, that will name the other candi dates should be truly representative in their make-up, for they will be composed of delegates chosen by the voters, and women are to have a full share in the work. This law was passed in response to a sen timent that has grown in force as experience with the old state-wide primary increased. It had many attractive qualities, but it also had some cumbersome features, and its working was not always in exact accord with its spirit. That the voters of Nebraska do take intelligent in terest in their political affairs is amply shown by the large vote cast at the elections when only nominations were made. That many of -them were required to vote in the dark as to the qualifications or personal attributes of candi dates is admittedly true. - The disadvantage of this is too apparent to need lengthy explanation. As long as we look to party politics in the regulation of our governmental affairs, it. will be for the public good to keep the parties in control of their members and responsible to the voters. Under the new law not only the delegates to nominating and platform conven tions are to be selected by direct vote, but precinct committee members, men and women, are to be so chosen at the same time. Popular government could scarcely be more securely safeguarded from the dangers of bossism. If the,new law does not work well, it will be but little trouble to amend it. The experiment is worthy of trial, just as was any of the other changes Nebraskans have made in their election methods during) the history of the state. Back of the Victory Loan. One of Mr. McAdoo's sentences to Omaha on the subject of the Victory loan ought to be echoed in every patriotic heart. "Humanity is not a political issue," said the, late secretary of the treasury, in setting out that it was our interest in humanity that took us into the war, and for which we are now asked to pay. The Victory loan has no political aspect, any more than did either of its predecessors. It is called for by the fact that the federal government needs the money to meet its obligations, to pay bills incurred in connection with the war and the business of winding up our participation in the conflict Bringing home the boys from Europe, demobilization on this side, furnishing funds for insurance, allotments, relief, and all manner of personal affairs; settlement of trans portation accounts, liquidation of contracts, and the multifarious matters that call for expen diture, come under the general heading of in debtedness that must be discharged, and for which the loan is being made. It was humanity that got us into the war, it was humanity that led us to assume a considerable responsibility we might have evaded were we selfishly in clined to do so, and it is that same interest in humanity that will lead us over the top in the closing drive for funds to meet the bills. It is not a political issue it is patriotic devotedness. Apportionment of amounts to be subscribed for the Victory loan sets Nebraska's quota at $52,265,750, of which Omaha is expected to fur nish $9,171,550. These totals are far from formid able, but po relaxtion of effort should be noted on that account. The necessity for the loan is well Understood, and the importance of ha-ving the full amount subscribed is also admitted. It is just as vital that we show enthusiasm for peace as for war, and this money is needed to get our country well set back on the ways of peace. It is therefore incumbent on all of us to buy as liberally of this issue as of either of the former. We must finish the job. Novelty, in Business Methods. Readers of one of Omaha's papers were sur prised to find a large displayed advertisement devoted to the announcement that this city has avgreat many thoroughly reliable and splendidly managed up-to-date "specialty" shops. The peculiarity of this advertisement is that it was inserted and paid for by a man engaged in a manufacturing industry not at all related to the businesses he so heartily commends. He was moved by the idle remark of a visiting dealer, and his resentment took this practical form. He might have written a letter to the editor and have been accorded the opportunity to stand up for his home town as against the invader without cost to himself, but he preferred to give his views publicity in a form that would benefit those whose cause he espoused. It hardly seems necessary to en large on this, by pointing out the moral it con tains. This Omaha man has evinced a spirit of loyalty and patriotism, the live and let live, the give and take spirit that make cities grow, and the stand-up-for-home institutions that must be at the foundation of any sound and permanent prosperity for the community. The Bee con gratulates him on the move, and commends his example to others. The individual need not parade his patriotism publicly if he prefers not to, but he easily can translate it into helpfulness for all by practicing it. Alliance to Defend France. London and Paris papers are inclined to in terpret one of Lloyd George's utterances as tantamount to an alliance between America, England arid France for the defense of the latter country in event of future attack from Germany. Such an alliance may be expressed or implied without having a formal agreement in its support, yet it may very well be questioned if it wduld not meet popular approval. Our people are averse to more war, just as they were loath to engage in the late conflict, but they will not sit quiet so long another time while the German army works its way toward Paris. No one imagines that France will ever be the ag gressor in a future clash with the, Germans, while all are anxious that the French be given assurance of a future of peace, in which they may build up their social and industrial life again. This, if anything, will be the object of guarantees of future protection now said to have been given France by her powerful allies, and on which is predicated the statements that an alliance has been entered into. It is a future of peace we are working for, not alone in France, but for the vjorld, and any form of honorable political combination that assures this is worthy of consideration- Transatlantic Flight From the New York Timet. In the matter of the transatlantic flight by airship, the British, with their R-33 dirigible and their flocks of big heavier-than-air machines have an advantage over their American com petitors, who are not too well equipped with any kind of aircraft. In spite of feverish prep arations on Long Island, on the Newfoundland coast, and in Ireland, interest in the adventure is as yet far from the boiling point. Still, if weather conditions suited the mammoth British dirigible she might forge past Sandy Hook and look down on our skyscrapers any hour of the day, put her helm over, as it were, and head back to Old England, doing- the trick too smoothly to leave us much time for astonish ment. Aeronautical experts are not at all skep tical about her ability to cross the Atlantic and return when she is keyed up and ready, pro vided the winds are kind. 1 The fact that the British air ministry has taken "under consideration" an invitation of the Aero Club of America to send the new R-,33 or the newer R-34 to Atlantic City during the sec ond Pan-American Aeronautic exoosition in May does not signify that the pioneer flight is to be left to the airplanes. With two great ships available, the British air ministry may be tempted to enter the transatlantic contest and go visiting at the Pan-American exposition la ter. There can be no doubt that the British are very keen about mastery .of the air and covet the prestige of a first flight across the At lantic. But the race is not always to the swift. While the British have more ships, more navigators, and more experience in long-distance flying, the United States navy ha,s a well matured plan to make the Atlantic passage by air and water with the N C type of seaplane, and the American Eagle may scream before the British Lion can roar. "We are bending every effort and want to have the credit of be ing the first to cross the Atlantic,"' said Secre tary Daniels in the latter part of February. However, the odds are in favor of the British, for the United States has no formidable lighter-than-air machine and the N C's do not seem to be ready for the first "leg" to Newfoundland. On that rocky coast the Hawker-Grieves party is tuning up the Sopwith biplane which may be off any day from St. John's- Moreover, a Handley-Page giant plane is getting ready for a start at Harbor Grace, while the Shortt broth ers have notified the British air ministry that they will start a Shiel airplane from the Irish coast for a westward flight about the middle of April. The success of the Irish craft, piloted by Maj. James C. P. Wood of the Royal Flying corps, would make an appeal to sentiment, be cause a Columbus of the air should voyage westward. Nevertheless, a triumph of tradition does not enter into American speculations. An American victory would give a much-needed im petus to aviation in this country, which is threat ened with eclipse by British enterprise. The scheme of a Frenchman, Lieut. J. P. Fontan, to fly a plane from Paris to Africa and from Dakar to .the Cape Verde islands, thence to the coast of Brazil bv the shortest sea route, hardly merits serious consideration. The African link of it seems impracticable, and Fontan in two starts has had trouble with his cylinders before he could leave France behind. It may be doubted whether well-informed aeronuatical authorities have a great deal of faith in the success of their venturesome com petitors who are about to launch their planes into the air for the Atlantic passage. Eighteen hundred miles is a long way for an aviator to go. On land there has never yet been so long a non-stop flight. But it may be rejoined that the entries are powerfully,, motored. It is true that a strong argument can be made for a sea plane favoreA by calm seas. The big dirigible is regarded with greater confidence, but thV weather must be propitious all the way over. Whatever turn speculation may take, brave spir its are soon to seek the upper spaces for the Atlantic passage in throbbing airplanes. The risk will be great, and good luck go with them! Friend of the Soldier Replies will be given in this column to questions relating to the soldier and his prob lems, in and out of the army. . Names will not ba printed. Ask TheBee to Answer. Railroad Labor and Other Labor The director general of railroads has yielded to the increased wages demands of the railroad trainmen for reasons perhaps that are as well known to the country as to him. This brings the trainmen into the advance recently granted to other railroad employes. There have accordingly been three large and successive increases in railroad wages since 1915, and two of these have come within a year under government administration of the roads. They have added to the yearly wage cost of conduct ing the roads $1,172,000,000 since 1915. The latest advances have added $510,000,000 to the yearly wage cost of operating the roads at a time when the actual net earnings of the roads are running behind the government's guarantee and on this account are likely to run further be hind. This means that the people at large are likely to be taxed beyond the high railroad rates now being charged to pay these higher wages of a single industrial class among the people. The records show that since 1910 the average wages of the trainmen have been increased over 103 per cent, and of other railroad employes over 121 per cent. Bat the records also show that while an effort has been made to reduce the differences in wages between the trainmen and other employes, this latest increase to the trainmen practically restores the old differences in their favor. This is called the ','completion of the cycle. Should it not rather be called the beginning of another cycle? Where is it to end? Will it be said that the cost of living has gone up 103 and 121 per cent? Or must it not be said that the rise in railroad wages is no longer governed by that factor or by any regard for what that other labor over the country is getting which must "pay the freight" for railroad labor? New York World. Between America and France. There is every reason in Hugh C. Wallace's career, character and reputa tion to expect that he will worthily succeed Myron T. Herrick and William G. Sharp as ambassador to France. It will be Mr. Wal lace's welcome task to represent friends of - a century's standing, comrades in war, lovers in peace, at Ni. capital which is the City of Light. A grave burden and a great opportunity. New York World. The Day We Celebrate. L. G. Lowry, president and general manager of the American Electric company, born 1878. Rt. Rev. Isaac Q. Stringer, the Anglican bishop of Yukon, born 53 years ago. Prince Henry, consort of Queen Wilhelmina of the Netherlands, born in Mecklenburg Schwerin, 43 years ago. Dr. John Grier Hibben, president of Prince ton university, born at Peoria, HI., 58 years ago. Prof. Camden 'H. Cobern, noted theologian and oriental scholar, born at Uniontown, Pa.; 64 years ago. William A. Ayres, representative in congress of the Eighth Kansas district, born at Eliza bethtown, Jll., 52 years ago. ' Thirty Years Ago. The board of trustees of the First Method ist Episcopal church awarded a contract for con struction of the new church pn Twentieth and Davenport streets, to R. Stevens & Sons, at a bid of $55,000. I The Bee nreHirleH rli'tnriallv triaf "flin davQ of the horse car are numbered in Omaha. Be fore another summer" wanes the animals will be retired to suburban pastures." f The Omaha Fire Insurance company was in corporated with Andrew J. Poppleton, S. T. Josalyn, William, Wallace, H. W. Yates and J. J. Brown as incorporators. Omaha won the opening game of the season at the ball park this afternoon where the Omaha and Minneapolis lambs were pitted against each other. ... Getting a Soldier Home. Miss Effle L. K. The Fifth di vision is in the army of occupation; its headquarters is at Longuyon. A. P. O. 745. The exact status ot draft ed men who were placed with regu lar army organizations has not been determined, but the impression pre vails they will be released at the end of the time for which they were called, that Is, four months after peace has been formally declared. A man discharged in Europe on re quest of his family Is furnished with travel pay to his point of enlistment; he will be brought home on a gov ernment transport but otherwise his movements are at his own dis cretion. Such a release is eaivalent to an honorable discharge at end of period of enlistment. The 60,000 volunteers now being asked for are intended to replace drafted men in regular army units. Enlisted men probably will be required to serve out the period of their enlistment. Land for Discharged Soldiers. A Discharged Soldier, Grand Is land If you will write to the regis ter of the United States land office at Alliance, Neb., you may obtain full information regarding lands that are open to entry under the home stead or other laws. See answer to "A Former Soldier" in The Bee of Thursday, April 17. Many Questions Answered. -' A Soldier's Sister The Eighth infantry is now at Brest, A. P. O. 716; it is part of the Eighth di vision, headquarters at Camp Lee, Va. Cannot tell you if it will be sent into Germany; as it Is a regular army unit It may be used to replace a drafted regiment In the army of occupation. . ' A War Bride A. P. O. 798 Is lo cated at Euvozln, in northeastern France; company E, Seventh motor supply train, is attached to the Seventh division and is part of the Second army; the headquarters of this division is at A. P. O. 793; the 128th machine gun battalion Is on the sailing list for June. Anxious Mother No orders have been issued yet for the immediate return of veterinary hospital unit No. 18, now at Sougy. C. A. Q. The 142d field artillery was part of the 39th division, and was left behind when that division sailed for home some weeks ago; no exact date has yet been fixed for its return. Its address is A. P. O. 704, at La Valdahon (Doubs), this place being in the extreme eastern part of France, on the west slope of the Jura mountains. An Anxious Mother No time has yet been definitely fixed for the re turn of the 88th division, or any of Its units. A Sister Evacuation ambulance company No. 33 is stationed at Havre, A. P. O. 760, and no time has been decided on for its return. M. C. H. The 10th balloon company Is attached to the Sixth army corps in the Second army; its address is A. P. O. 783. The 16th balloon company is In the service of supply of the Fourth army corps; its address is A. P. O. 775; no orders for the early return of either of these units. V. M. D. The 79th division is on the sailing schedule for June; the order for its return includes all units. Mrs. A. V. The 23d engineers is in the highway service and is one of the most widely scattered organiza tions in France; it is not now part of any division; nor is it Scheduled to sail at an early date; company E is at A. P. O. 904. Soldier's Friend The 315th ma chine gun battalion is part of the 80th division, which is on the sailing list for May. Mrs. G. L. H. The 16th engineers is assigned to early convoy and is now waiting for assignment to a transport; this may explain why you have had no word from your son recently. A Soldier's Wife The 109th supply train is now at A. P. O. 788, the headquarters of the Sixth depot division; no time has been fixed for its return, but it may be assigned to a transport at any time. An Anxious Wife The 804th pioneer infantry is part of the Sixth army corps, and is not attached to a division; its present address Is A. P. O. 783; no orders for its early re turn have been issued. A Soldier's Sweetheart "P. T." stands for "provisional training" reg iment; can not tell you what "I. C. S." stands for; "A. P. O." stands for "army postoffice." Lemans Is the great forwarding camp, where troops on their way home are outfitted; no orders have been Issued for the re turn of any of the provisional regi ments now there; these are being sent along from time to time as transport is available. H. R. Company E, 13th engi neers, Is -engaged in railway work near Paris; no time has been fixed for the return of this unit Mr. and Mrs. V. H. B. The head ciuarters battalion of the 350th in fantry Is part of the 88th division, for which no sailing date has yet been fixed. Application for the re lease of your son should be made to his commanding officer, accom panied by affidavits setting forth rea sons for the request; prepare such affidavits and address them to the officer In command of the First bat talion, 350th infantry, A. P. O. 795; also have your son make a written request for his Immediate release from the service. A Reader of The Bee Company M, 14th Infantry, is at Camp Grant, 111., and company D, 14th infantry. Is at the Presidio of San Francisco. A Sister We have seen no orders for the return of the 327th bakery company, the 68th engineers or the 11th regiment, marine corps. oe zfod&s ' Corner DREAMLAND, ADVENTURE By DADDY DAILY CARTOONRTTE HERE'S THAT Blfj BOTTLE OF PAROXIDE VOU ASKED FOR. IH LIKE TO SEE WHAT YOU ARE rOIN(jT0rJ0 WITH JT? ) ' ' m HE DID- (Qussn Flora Is Imprisoned In foun tain, ths source of which is guarded by a rattlesnake. The rattler la lassoed by Billy Belgium and la carried Into the air by the Birds.) CHAPTER VI. The End of Count Weedy. PEGGY and Billy were startled into laughter at the strange sight of the rattlesnake sailing through the air at the end of the long rope held by the birds. , "Ha, ha!" cried Peggy exultlngly. "Now Count Weedy's dragon is a really truly nylng serpent." The rattlesnake didn't like vavla tlon a bit It squirmed and twisted and wriggled until finally it worked Itself out of the noose. Then down It same tumbling to earth, landing some distance away. "Oh, maybe it will come back," cried Peggy.' "Never fear," Bhrllled General Swallow, dropping the rope at Bil ly's feet "Mr. Battler fell into a pig pen and you know what pigs do to snakes." Peggy shook her head and looked questioningly at Billy. He laughed as he answered: "Pigs eat 'em." While this was going on Prince Bonnie Blue Bell was struggling with the water key, trying to shut off the pipe leading to the fountain. But he could not -turn it Peggy and Billy ran to his assistance. As they did so Count Weedy pelted them with balls of burrs, which stung their faces and got tangled in their clothes and hair. "Throw the burrs back at, him," In Another Mlnnte Count Weedy Was Only a Speck In the Distance. whispered Billy to Peggy. She did so, and in a minute she was having a hot burr ball fight, much like a snow ball battle. As Peggy fought she heard a quick whlsh-sh-sh. It was Billy's rope again. It settled over the shoulders of Count Weedy. A sharp pull jerked the ugly elf from the top of the bluff, tumbling him into the pond. As he rose to the surface, spluttering and splashing, he rose further than he thought he was going to, for he went right up Into the air just as the rattlesnake had done, dangling at the end of the rope, which was carried in swift flight by dozens of birds, J.n an other minute Count Weedy was only a speck in the distance. What be came of him the birds never told, but the rope was brought safely back to Peggy's home, the next day. When Billy threw his strength Into turning the water key there were quick results. Something gave way. around he spun, a tiny stream caught him for an Instant in the face, then with a hiss and a gurgle the flow of water Into the fountain stopped and the jets which had been juggling Queen Flora and holding her prisoner subsided slowly, letting their captive down gently to the top of the fountain. In remarkably fast time, Prince Bonnie Blue Bell swam the pond, clambered up the wet stones, and knelt beside his queen. ' "Are you safe?" he cried anx iously. "Yes, thanks to you. my beloved prince!" sighed the queen, and there was a look in her eyes and an an swering look in Prince Bonnie Blue Bell's eyes, that made Peggy con clude promptly that there would soon be a royal wedding among the Wild Flower Elves. With Billy and the Birds aiding, Queen Flora was soon brought safe ly to earth. "The wild flowers when will you dance the wild, flowers to life so that we may sing our spring song?" cried the Birds. ... "I have danced all I can today, sighed Queen Flora. "But gladsome spring need not be delayed another minute on that account I'll rub the f mv maeic sliDDers on the feet of Prince Bonnie Blue Bell, Peggy, Billy, and even you iras, and you can dance for me. Wher ever vour feet touch, wild flowers will come forth." So It happened. While Prince Bonnie Blue Bell carried the queen home, Peggy, Billy and the Birds danced gaily over the hills, through the woods, and across the meadows. And behind them, wherever their feet touched, sprang delicate blooms, hepatlca, violets, wind flowers, cro- ouses. and all the early blossoms ot spring. - - - ' Then again burst eut the joyfu song of the birds, a song which fot days thereafter they ang eact morning beneath Peggy's window bringing her to happy wakefulness "CheeT up! Cheer up Oh. sally Inf. Welcome, welcome to gentle sprlnf." (In next week's story a mysterlou knight comes to the rescue of Peggy whei aha la In danger because ot an uprising li Birdland.) Daily Dot Puzzle 52 ? IT .25 0 53 i 34" . VN I Great Northern Diver will be here When sixty-seven lines appear. Draw from one to two and so on to tha end. INSPIRED BY THE BEE. Hastings Tribune: The Omaha Bee is very much exercised over the freak lawsuits that are constantly being filed in Douglas county, and asks if there is not some way to stop it. Sure thing. Have the Doug las County Bar association get rid of the shysters. Hastings Tribune: The Omaha Bee says that the charge of $5 for plow ing an ordinary city lot is extortion ate. Not necessarily so. It all de pends on how far the plowman had to cart his implement of earth-turn ing to get there. Kearney Hub: A writer In the Omaha Bee discovers that the foun dations of "the churches" are crumbling, along with other sys tems that are breaking up in the world upheaval, and that it Is but a question of time when it will crum ble altogether. Of course tnat is simply one person's opinion, yet It illustrates an aptitude in these peril ous times to break away from old and safe moorings and strike out on voyages of discovery for new things that are inviting and possibly allur ing just because they are new and we know nothing regarding them. It is rather difficult to consider the complete collapse of the charge with all that collapse would imply, with a growth of religious bolshe vism upon the ruined foundations. Surely that part of the earth's people known as the Christian world is not verging upon spiritual as well as in tellectual and political anarchy. Beatrice Express: The Omaha Bee showed that its heart was in the right place by raising the sum of $1,351 the past winter, which was used for the purpose of furnishing shoes to the needy school children of the Nebraska metropolis. While The Bee' gives credit to Its warm hearted readers, due credit must also be giv en to the paper which promoted so generous a movement. Columbus News: The Omaha Bee Is bitter enough to hint that the rea son we have bootleggers is to pro vide jobs for booze hounds, and that this fact explains Gus Hyers' in ability to get all of them. York News-Times: The Omaha Bee appears to be stronger for the administration than its hyphenated contemporary further down the street. Burt County Herald: There is doubt in our mind as to the wis dom of the new law just enacted af fecting the grain exchange in Oma ha. If it will destroy (as the Inter ested parties claim) the grain ex change which has built up in Oma ha the largest grain market In the west, it will do much more harm than good. Time will demonstrate what the result of that kind of legis lation will be. SMILING LINES. "Jones and hln wife signed an armis tice for 30 days." "I suppose they then . consummated peace terms." "No; she refused to lay down arms, and he refused to abdicate, so they re sumed hostilities." Life. Bacon What did you think of the lady's first song? Egbert I was disappointed. Bacon How so? .... Egbert She sang "I Am Going Far Away, Far Away to Leave Tou Now, and she didn't go. Tonkers Statesman. "Whit is the difference between a hobo who has just been kicked off a train and an anarchist? "Well, spring It." .... . "Why, one lands against the rail and th other rails against the land." Chi cago Post. A MODERN KNIGHT. There was a mayor in our town, A doughty wight was he. He frowned on dogs, both great and small, Of high or low degree. "Odds Zooksl" he cried, "What good's a dog? Go, letch my snickersnee. Quixote at the windmills dashed, The dog's the game for me." Full tilt he rode, the people stared, Amazed at such a sight His council followed close behind, Nor looked to left or right. The children lifted pleading hands. Their pleaa did naught avail Poor Fldo scurried from the path, Between his legs his tall. Like knights of old these heroes bold, Though minus helm and plume. Pursued with courage unsurpassed Poor Fldo to his doom. Through thick and thin they onward dashed. Up alley, down the street. Unheeding curses, low but deep. That did their progress greet. Sure ne'er before to mortal man Has such a sight bopii given Th bark from dog. his faithful friend, n council riven. I. L.. EDMANDS, Effect of the Simon Bill. Wausa, Neb., April 5 To the Edi tor of Th Bee: Finally the Simon language bill has been passed by the legislature, and, if the papers quote it correctly, in a form that I believe, surprised the most of us. I believe the legislature committed a blunder in passing the bill In the form in which it was finally passed. That law will undoubtedly divert from Nebraska much of the most de sirable of the European immigra tion, while at the same time it leaves the doors wide open for all of the undesirable Immigration. As the bill. In the form it is re ported passed, prohibits all Instruc tion in any foreign language but the English, Immigrants from all other countries than England are oarrea from having their children receive religious Instruction In Nebraska un til thay shall first have learned the English language. The legislators probably thought that people now-a-days do not appreciate religious in atruction enough to let that influ ence them in choosing a home for their family. Well, perhaps the ma jority do not. But then there is a great number that do. And every one of the latter is among the most desirable immigrants, while all the undesirables are among those who do not care. We remember the "pilgrims" of old, and the Huguenots and others, who for religious reasons sacrificed their home comforts and braved all sorts of dangers and settled in the American wilderness. Of course the goal was much greater then; it was religious liberty. But then the ob stacle is so much easier to avoid now. There are about 47 other states to choose among for a home I cannot understand the object of the emergency clause attached to the measure, unless it was spite. What was the emergency existing that would have injured our state to jog along another three months without this law effective, and thus give Sun day schools and others now using foreign language books time to ad just themselves for the new require ments? In the case of pastors con ducting confirmation classes In a foreign tongue, all of Which classes will probably close in two to four weeks, it will now be practically im possible for the pastors to finish the classes without violating the law. I consider the law an excellent and a timely one with Just the one bad feature about it that It does not exempt religious instruction at any time. It is easy to say, "Let 'em learn English," but a language can not be learned while the governor Is signing a bill. It requires the peo ple to know, but obstructs the chance o learn. J. E. BAGGSTROM. To Help Siberian Schools. Lady Constance Richardson, fa mous as a traveler, explorer and big game huntress, has gone to Siberia to assist in the establishment of schools for Russian war orphans. "Business Is Good.Tmk You" -WHY JOT .NOT 1 T IV IV. 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