THK BEE: OMAHA. THURSDAY, JANUARY 23, 1919. The Omaha Bee DAILY (MOKXING) EVENING SUNDAY FOUNDED BY EUWAED ROSEWATES VICTOR KOSEWATER, EDITOR THI BE PfBUSHIHO COMPANY. PROPRIETOR MEMBERS OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS TTse AnocUtM Trtm, til hick Th. Dm It nher. It jelailTeh nllui la th im for puriiicftUoa or all nwa di.ptttba emitted to II er nt otfasrwli. srHtied la Ulle eaittf, and also tht local ewe jwMljfcd bmui. All r!(!Us o iudi:cUou el oat epee l diitaldtaa arc aio raaarrcd. OFFICESi , Chleafo FsroVS na Kutidlof. Oniihs The Bm Bldf. New tnm Film An. Smith Omaha nit N Dt fit. Louie New B's of Cunuaew, Council BlufTt H N. Mala St WeMlnitoa Mil O BL Lincoln Unit Building. DECEMBER CIRCULATION Daily 65,219 Sunday 62,644 Aftrai elmilsUoa for tht month rubeerlld and twora to b K. R.. ftasaa, Circulation Maatr. Suberribara leaving the eltw should hav The Bm mailed to them. Address changed often as requested. Greed has no class nor limit nor sense. Douglas county's lawmakers are not idling away their time, at any rate. ' Woman now asks admission to the peace table. There is where she shines. Seattle shipyard workers are about to kilt tthe goose that laid the golden egg. ' Chicago hotel owners are going to do away with the "lady bell hops," for the good of the service. Maybe when the law allows the policemen to form a union, the matter will not seem so at tractive to them. : . Paris now reports a wave of crime. Can this have any connection with the international gathering of statesmen? John F. Stevens has been named as head of the Siberian railroads, but whether this is an asset or a liability is not stated. The president may not be responsible for bolshevism, but he can not get out of the blame for the secretary of war. s New Zealand reports 57,932 casualties, with 16,500 killed and only 45 taken prisoners. The Anzacs are highly respected by the Huns. ' The peace conference at Paris is likely to have a permanent job. Some enthusiasts are now proposing to take'the Mexican matter there. In Oregon the temperature of each legislator will be taken as he starts the da's work. It might be wiser to try 'em out after business gets under way. Nebraska Is certainly glad to get the boys back from over there, and they need not worry about their future, either. Plenty of employ ment will be found for all. Mr. Baker's latest act may not be intended as a "bait to bolshevism," but it will not tend to strengthen the discipline of whifih the army must depend for effectiveness. Thirty-one thousand hogs, averaging above 200 pounds and selling at $17.20, is one day's record for the Omaha market, a prettyj fair business incident, we thank you. . Activity at the land loan bankj is a reflec tion of the determination of a lot of farmers to stick to the game, even if they have to borrow money to carry on the business. The "grandmother of the Russian , revolur tion has followed a numerous brood of her grandsons to America, where already enough of trouble might have been noted. Another "general strike" is called in Ger many, where the practice has almost reached the stage of a perpetual performance. . Some body will have to go to work there pretty soon. Mr. Armour explains that the 400 per cent stock dividend paid by his company was the result of the policy of reinvestment of earn ings. The same result is achieved by borrow ing money and paying it back as it produces income. Tfiere is no magic in this way of getting rich. ' The ship-building business is tin in the air, and doesn't know how to get den. Federal control will result in disaster, says a member of ihe board, and cancellation of orders givtn will also bring trouble. Here is a case on which the doctors had disagreed for many years, and concerning which the war seems to have taught no lesson. 1 The Omaha Hyphenated presents an elaborate and important program of work for the legislature. . It may be impertinent to re mark that each of its several items was present and just as imperative when the last legislature was in session. But that was a democratic or ganization, and so its time was taken up id pass ing laws that tinght give the party an advantage in ways such as the gerrymander of Douglas county. Nation of the Water Wagon By the final act of the Nebraska legisla ture this country of more than 100,000,000, com posed of citizens of varied ideas as to personal liberty, moral duty and economic expediency, is now committed to prohibition through a fed eral amendment. We shall be bone-dry at the end of a year at the utmost and may be bone-, dry within six months at the earliest if the emergency law passed by congress and apply ing to wartimes is effective. The possibility that actual or legal army demobilization may put off the application of the war-dry enactment is the only thing, therefore, that stands between the states and an extraordinary revolution in social life and habits. The swiftness with which the amendment lias been pressed to ratification by the neces sary three-fourths of the states must be re garded as in part directly due to the social and economic upheaval caused by the war, in part to the growth of a sober judgment that the use of alcohol as a beverage- was social, industrial and economic waste, and in part to the moral sense of the various communities. Undoubt edly the leaven of the states which of their own motion had previously adopted prohibition as a policy has spread resistlessly throughout the 'entire nation, and the growing policy of the grreat employing groups to make the use of in toxicants a bar to employment has exercised a powerful influence in winning men's minds to t'-.e view that liquor was an evil only to be erad i.ited bv a drastic operation. Philadelphia I t'-rr. "MAKING A MONKEY" OF THE ARMY. Secretary Eater has just committed the most astonishing act of his amazing career as head of the War department He has ordered "the release of 112 conscientious objector held at Fort Leavenworth, the remission of the unex ecuted portions of their sentences, their 'hon orable restoration' to duty and immediate dis charge from the army." They will thus emerge from prison to take their places, in civil life alongside men who did the real work of the army. These men had been guilty of refusal to sub mit to military discipline or to perform mili tary service. Under the selective draft law, every man between the ages of IS and 45 was required to register for military service. He was pursued as a deserter if he did not Such as were wanted by the government were in ducted into military service. Some of these were defiant of authority, and under guise tH "conscientious" objection, refused to obey any order, no matter what, or by whom given. A few of these men were sincere, holding religious beliefs that taught them to abhor war or the shedding of blood. Some extreme cases of this devotion have been recorded, especially among the Mennonites and Quakers, although the latter found ways to serve without taking up arms. Mainly, however, the "C. O." ele ment was found among the radical socialists, who,, following the lead of the St. Louis con ference, sought to hamper the government in every way. These men were and are insolent, not only in their defiance of military order, but of the civil courts of the land. Omaha has heard fronijthem within the week. Secretary Baker has heard the voice of Upton Sinclair and other socialist leaders, de manding that the "politicals" be released." He has had a civil commission, headed by Judge Mack of Chicago, a democrat of socialistic proclivities, "review" the proceedings of the courts-martial, and the first fruits of. this come with the undoing of the work of the military officers, who have tried to make an army. I What may be looked for in the future, if this sort of thing prevails? How can military serv ice be enforced, if the certain way to escape is through "conscientious objection?" And ho is it possible to avoid bolshevism, when the sec retary of war encourages resistance to author ity by "making a monkey" pf the army? Supply and Demand on Foodstuffs. High cost of Hying is intimately bound up with the price of foodstuffs, which in their, turn depend on several elements, and not always the cost of production. Two phases of the problem are reflected in the current news. Out at Deli ver the' commissioner of the general land office warns live stock growers not to resort to limi tation of product in order to maintain prices. From Washington comes a story that a Sarpy county farmer has complained that the selling price of corn has been affected by the action of the food administration. ; Each of these points deserves careful ex amination.' Meat has been selling at prices al most out of reach, and with little sign of a recession. Short supply is the main reason assigned for this. If the American producers should set about deliberately to restrict output in order to keen up prices, they would be doing humanity poor service. No one will deny them a legitimate profit, nor begrudge them prosper ity that has come with the "war, but none will undertake to justify them in an effort to hold up the world by curtailing meat supplies. The corn rftarket is involved, because finished meat animals are the product ofcornfeeding It is not easy to say to what extent the price of one depends on the other, so closely are they con nected. The corn raiser is looking to profit, just the same as the meat producer, and is en titled to it In the present situation, the law of supply and demand is operating, for the latest break in corn came with the removal of the bar against the Argentina crop. When brought into competition with the'world sup ply, the home-grown crop suffers in price. American food products are entitled to some protection against competition that will tend to lower the agricultural industry to a foreign standard, but that protection will not be af forded by the limitation of output, nor by arti ficial stimulation of market prices through speculative control. A better balance than now exists will be' found, but farm and range alike must be used -to their utmost productive ca pacity if we are to have the benefit of our won derful natural resources. ' "Bait for the Bolsheviki." Third in the list of major plans proposed at Paris' for dealing with .bolshevism is that of furnishing free food for the mass of ignorant and hungry humanity now caught up and car ried on by the swirling flood of madness. Sen ator Harding of Ohio has debated this point in connection with the 'president's statement that force alone would not control the bolsheviki. The senator takes the position outlined by The Bee at the time Mr. Wilson made his request for an appropriation of $100,005,000 to provide food for the starving pillions of central and southern Europe. If the plan is merely to feed these people and coax them back to a state of reason, its wisdom may well be questioned. Assuredly, we can not and will not permit them to starve while we have means for providing relief. But it must be made plain to them that our effort is temporary and not permanent, and that with the coming of another planting season they will be expected to take steps to provide their own food. Absurd as it may appear, the people of the greatest grain growing region of Europe are starving to death because the lands were given to them to live on and cultivate I This paradox could only exist in a country where all ordejj had vanished. Bolshevism is a terror only as it tends to de stroy all organized effort save that bent on de struction. It embodies the primal passions of savage man, manifesting itself through the im pulse of the untrained mind to strike out blindly, brute force exerted without direction. To feed these and stop there is to invite just what. happened when the nephews of Con stantine sought to compound a similar situa tion with the Goths and the Visi-Goths. Along with the food must go such instruction as will not be lost on the child-mind of the mujik. Russia's nearest neighbors insist interven tion is the only remedy for the terror, but philanthropists hope to find another. In the I, meantime, the madness is not getting any less. Swindling Bond Owners Christian Science Monitor. For months the United States mails have been used for the transmission of letters and circulars addressed to persona presumably in possession of Liberty bonds informing them how easily they might use capital now tied up at a low rate of interest in the purchase of shares in companies which would, so the circu lars have asserted, double, and. perhaps, quad ruple and quintuple, their incomes." The litera ture employed, as a rule, is skillfully prepared, and the propositions, whatever they may be, are attractively presented. It would seem as if the names of Liberty bond purchasers had been obtained in some wav. and usually it is the moderate buyer of those national war securities, or the small saver, who seems to have been selected for the attack. It is said that in the Middle West some $20,- 000.000 of Liberty bonds have so far been ex changed for shares in mining and oil promotion companies of questionable standing, and that the unloading of these bonds upon the market recently, with those gathered in by financial schemers in other parts of the country, contrib uted toward the decline in their market value. The success so far achieved by the mine and oil stock promoters, and by others offering op portunities for "getting rich quick," has, it is believed, so whetted the appetite of the un scrupulous that they are redoubling their eftorts to find ready buyers. It is a sad commentary upon the adminis tration of the law in the United States if, not withstanding the legislation enacted to prevent misuse of the mails, the postoffice of the coun try is now being used as a vehicle for the ac commodation of an army of swindlers. The ques tion ot protecting the Liberty bond and the Liberty bondholder has been taken up in con gress recently; it is being discussed in several of the states. Edward S. Broftan, assistant dis trict attorney of New York, as a result of a re cent inquiry, found that unscrupulous promoters of worthless financial enterprises had taken ad vantage of many small bond buyers' ignorance of market affairs to start a selling movement in the market, that holders of government securities might be induced to exchange them for stocks of fictitious value, and on the strength of his an nouncement of this discovery, Senator Loring M. Black, of the New York legislature, pro poses to introduce a bill into that body for the enactment of a "blue sky law," similar to those now in force in 31 of the states. With refer ence to the matter he has written Mr. Brogan, in part, as follows: "Your investigation into the exchange of valueless stock by so-called stock brokers for Liberty bonds has strengthened my belief. that the state of New York should have some form of blue sky law on its books..;.. A great many states in the union have such laws, but some of them seem very drastic and a hin drance to legitimate business." ' It must occur to thinking people, one would suppose, that this is a matter not for state, but for federal action, and it must flash upon the thought of well-informed people that the rem edy is already provided. Laws carrying heavy penaltiesi are to be found in the federal statute book which, if enforced, would soon prevent the United States mails from being used as a ve hicle for and an accommodation to unscrupulous stock promoters. The nation has the laws; it also has an excellent secret service; it has all the machinery for detecting, , arresting, indicting, trying and convicting and imprisoning vio lators of postal regulations. If it is really in tended to protect the people who responded to the appeals of the, country in behalf of the different Liberty loans, why is not this ma chinery put in motion? There is something more than a few cents on the dollar involved in the depreciation of Liberty bonds; there is the question of national pride and national honor, and there is the ques tion of common solicitude for and common gratitude to those who in the time of its trouble were ready to make any sacrifice within their power for the. country's ake. v ' -sS Warning io Bogus Heroes There have been a lot of bogus heroes in America since the army began . dispatching men back to the States for sickness, wounds, training and other reasons. Every t soldier who has gone back has been a hero until proved otherwise, and the temptation not to prove themselves otherwise has been too much for some. ' There is the case of the air service me chanic who went back with heart trouble. His home-town newspaper printed his "diary," which recounted several stirring fights over the German lines, all imaginary. The nearest he had been to the front was Issoudun. Thee is the case of the sergeant who lectured on the battle of . Cantigny for the fourth Liberty loan (and sold a lot of bonds, too) until he was found to have spent all his stay in France, barring traveling time, at Le Mans. And there is the case, just to show how hard it was not to be a hero, of the major who returned and,, merely obeying military regulations, refused to be interviewed. As far as he had got toward gunfire and danger was a training school at Langres. "Modestly de clines to speak of his part in .Chateau-Thierry fighting," was the second line of the heading over the story about him in the next morning's paper. The fault was the newspaper's, not the major's. I (' To date, in the eyes of the people back home, every soldier ,who has been in Europe .has undergone the horrors of the front Private Johnnie Jones of the S. O. S., whose greatest ardship in this war was taps at 9:30, was pictured in his home journal and "captioned, John Jones, of this city, now battling for free dom in the trenches." It is going to be hard to convince the home folks that of the 2,000,000 Americans in France, half of them, through no fault of their own, of course, never - got under fire. But, once the idea is around, and once we get back with our first-hand knowledge of affairs over, here, the bogus hero is going to have a pretty thorny trail. Stars and Stripes. ron-AV The Day We Celebrate. v W. A. Foster, deputy sheriff, born 1862. M. F. Shafer of; the M. F. Shafer company, born 1870. - F. W. Harwood of the Thonfas Cusack com pany, born 1881. Mrs. Beatrice Webb, a recognized English authority on economics, born 61 years ago. Ernest Poole, who has written several suc cessful novels of American life, born in Chicago 39 years ago. Maj. Gen. Henry P: McCain, former adju tant general of the United States army, born in Carroll county, Miss., 58 years ago. Maj. Gen. George Bell, who commanded the 33d division (Ilinois) in France, born in Balti more 60 years ago. - Dr. Ezra S. Tipple, presiden't of Drew Theo logical! seminary, born at Camden, N. Y., 58 years ago. In Omaha 30 Years Ago. The Union club gave a brilliant reception in its rooms at Fifteenth and Farnam streets. , The general freight agents of the roads cen tering in Omaha organized, among them, W. N. Babcoclc of the Northwestern, Thomas Mil ler of the Burlington, Daniel King and J. Phillippi of the Missouri' Pacific, M. B. Wil liams of the Wabash and F. A. Nash of the Milwaukee. John A. Vandenburiz sold his drug store at 1611 Howard to C. G. Hunt Night Clerk W. A. Strong of the Millard is away for a vacation. Rev. A. W. Lamar was presiding moderator at the annual meeting of the First Baptist church. m r (1 1 Bolshevism and Hunger. Oxford, Neb., Jan. 20. To the Editor of The Bee: President Wil son requests, congress to vote $100, 000,000 for food relief In Europe and give as a reason for congress to act Immediately that "food ia the key to the whole European situa tion." Bolshevism Is steadily ad vancing westward, Is poisoning Ger many. It cannot be stopped by force, but It can be stopped by food." A man by the name of White corroborates this statement and adds: "Bolshevism now completely controls Kussia and Poland and la spreading through Germans." The house rubber-stamped thig enor mous tax without 'the slightest In vestigation as to who was to get the rood, certainly we do not want to be taxed to feed bolshevism and keep it alive where It is in complete control, nor do we care to be taxed to' feed Germany when It Is abundantly able to feed itself. Is it not about time our p resident should come down to plain English and tell us exactly what Is to be done with this little sum of $100,000,000? Is it not about time that we should have a little self-determination re garding: our taxes? When the war was going on we asked no questions. When the president told us he wanted this or must have that to win the war he got it without a murmur, tfeisnevism la not caused by hunger, nor can it be checked or blotted out with food. It springs irom socialism and bears different names In different countries and is more harmful under different gov' ernments. Its growth In any coun try is cultivated when there Is lack of a fearless administration of Just government, ana tne united mates with its stores of food is no excep tion. Food will not cure the bolshevism of Germany or tha. I. W. Wism of America, (living them rood or sym pathy Is like casting pearls before swine. If they want to kill . one another off, let them hoo to it. On tne litn nay or last November an armistice was signed for 80 days in which to make a treaty of peace, and here we are Without a begin ning, spending time trying to hatch some kind of war preventive before we have told the conquered on what terms they can have peace or told the German people to get busy working to pay the allies for the cost of the war they forced upon them. The delegates from the United States should be deluged with demands that this country is reimbursed for our war cost even to Ford's ghost chasera. Of course there will be plenty of the sob gang that will contend that Germany cannot pay, that we should forgive and kindred rot Germany can pay, or at least let it woric at that occupa tion for the next 200 years. It is time enough to forgive when it showa works meet for repentance. sucn a treaty or peace would put Germany out of the war business: and the league of friendship culti vated, among tne allies during this war should be a greater safeguard for future peace than any concocted league of nations that would in clude our present enemies or coun tries that did not have the sense of justice or backbone to declare war If President Wilson will consider advice from one ef his most humble and obedient subjects during the war, he will hold the league for pre venting future ware in abeyance till tne present war is settled and settled right' A. C. RANKIN. Votes, Religion and Wages. North Platte. Neb.. Jan. it. To the Editor of The Bee: In your issue of January 18 I see Mr. Agnew advocates the franchlsement of the negro and also of whites who have not that privilege. My idea is that a man should be educated to those privileges and then given them as they are earned. In some ways the negro has won many prizes, both ot education and ad vancement, as an American citizen, particularly during the present war, and he should be recognized and re warded as he is capable of receiv ing. - And I would like to say In answer to the writer who signs himself "Paganus," there are many Cath olics who are our best citizens and who do wonderful work in the ad vancement of our great United States of America and we. cannot get along without them. Their schools are fine, and be it under stood that when they teach their children they do it well, no matter what is taught I am not a Catho lic but speak from experience of associating with them in school and business life. But here is the point, it seems to me: Don't combine the affairs of church and , state. It won't, work, because no two people tnmK auKe, and. as In Christian faith our Lord did not in any way associate Himself with politics, so let the Bible teaching be to Itself, and, as our constitution says as every man's heart dictates (except such as is not Christian and for Christ our Lord). We are a Chrls- tion nation, and as such we must stay, to prove to the world we are founded on the teachings of the Bible. Such were our best leaders, Washington, Lincoln, Garfield, Mc- Kinley and our present far-seeing president, Mr. Wilson. I am not sneaking politlcallv alone or for the Christian faith alone. Each has and must have its place, but keep them separate. And, Mr. "Workman," you voice my senti ments exactly as to the workingman. If he is self-respecting and does a, run day's work; for the wage agreed upon by the employer, he is entitled to any and every good thing, Our country was won from a wilderness to a condition not surpassed by any other, 'and, by whom? ' The man and woman who was brave enough to "tackle" (excuse the expression), any obstacle, by subduing mountains or aimcuity. so I say give us the DREAMLAND ADVENTURE By DADDY. Daily Cartoonette. CH-EORQ-e -THOSE HORRin L.El-LflF? WDHEDID: (Balky Sam lsada n army of multi to racu eaptlv Belgian and French anlmali from tha Oarmana. 1'etgy and Billy Belgium fo along.) CHAPTER IV. The Army of Ghosts. Gallop, caiiop. rtI op; went the troop of mules along a snow-covered road, until' they came out upon the brow of a hill overlooking a large camp. "Hee-haw! Hee-haw! There are j the Germans," brayed Balky Sam, nailing nis army. ' liipmer and Car rie Pigeon will you scout ahead and see if you can find any Hun horses for us to whip?" Homer and Carrie Pigeon, who had been opposed to Balky Sam's ....,... .... - . . Phantom-Like Figures Rushed Over the Wall. new war until he explained that It was to free the Belgian horses and cows carried off by the Germans, were now eager to help him. Thev fiewi away and were soon out of sight. Dusk was falling when they came back. ' "The horses are at the far end of the camp," they reported. "You can attack their corral through a grave yard on the hill." "Are the horses guarded?" asked Balky Sam. "By a whole company of Ger mans!" replied Homer Pigeon. Galloping to the graveyard, the mules halted to prepare to go over the top. Peggy did some fast think ing as she looked down toward the big enclosure lliat held humtrtus and hundreds of horses. Anrt hw thinking caused her to face Balky Sam very seriously. "Do you know if you attack those Germ.in nilun'r:' nn w 1 hp iig Wrong to Uncle Sam?" she asked. "How'e that?" asked Balky Sam, rolling his eyes at her in surprise. "Because Uncle feam promised he would quit fighting while peace was being arranged. You are part of his army. If you make war on the Ger man soldiers you will cause him to break his word." Balky Sam didn't like that Idea a bit He frowned and pawed the ground. "I'll not touch the Germans, but just thrash their horses. That will not harm Uncle Sam," he finally concluded. : How can you get at the horses without fighting the Germans?" asked Peggy. "I know," broke in Billy Belgium. "Scare 'em Into fits." "That's a good Idea," brayed Balky Sam.; "I'll hee-haw- at em and kick up my heels." "No," said Billy. "Have all your mules roll in the soft snow until , they look like a lot ot ghosts. Then can. That will puzzle and alarm the Germans. Peggy and I will play tricks on them, making them tjilnk spirits are around so when they see a whole white troop come galloping out of the graveyard It will send them scooting." "Hee-haw! Great!" brayed the mules, rolling in the snow. In quick time they were covered with pure, white coats and looked very ghostly Indeed. Billy Belgium chanted the Go lickety Shrub charm, which made him and Peggy their usual size again, but invisible to human eyes. The Germans were gathered around a campflre, as Billy and Peg gy ran down the hill. They were laughing and joking among them selves, evidently glad that the war was over. Suddenly there came an awful noise from the -graveyard. It was like a great, mournful groan, fol lowed by an agonized wall. Peggy, badly scared, grabbed Billy Belgium by the arm. Then she remembered it was only the mules. But the Germans, not knowing about the mules, were badly fright ened. They Jumped to their feet and looked up the, hill. Again came that awful ghostly noise. . Then a sergeant's cap flew oft his head and Daily Dot Puzzle COMING! A dot puzzle prize contest Watch for next Friday's dot puzzle. I3 '4Z 4 Mi . 4o, 47 33 i .-- .32) a . 30 -s " 50 23-1 51 20a e28, to 5X 18 '.5' 27 ?e M Make no noise, you may be scaring A delicious fat, old Draw from on to two and so on to th end. Editorial Snapshots Washington Post: If you want to understand how darkness can be made visible, listen to a senate de bate on Russia. Detroit Free Press: Having lost its place In the sun, Germany is also experiencing difficulty in maintain ing its place on the map. Washington Post: The poor gold miners are asking for help. If they will trade some of their raw ma terial for It, the thing might be ar ranged!' Baltimore American: Now, where the Salvation Army to make those famous doughnuts available for civi lians, it would stand a good chance of enlisting all the church members. Kansas CJty Star: The discovery that Washington has never been legalized aa the capital of the United States is worrying Senator Myers ot Montana, who introduced, a resolu tion to repair the neglect Well, In the meantime we've got Paris. ' Philadelphia Ledger: The presi dent's message from Paris to the war labor board was Just as effective in ending the Intolerable conditions in New York harbor as if it had come from Washington. In spite of the prophets of evil, the White House has not "ceased" to function. New York World: Those who re member how suddenly Germany plunged lht,o war maybe forgiven if they marvel at the long delay of the victorious enemies of that country in taking up the considerations of peace, and yet war-making and peace-making are different trades. Brooklyn Eagle: Whatever Amer icans think about "entangling alli ances," they have a growing admira tion for the Father of His Country. Perhaps that accounts' In a fneasure for the fact that Gilbert Stuart'a George Washington brought $21,000 at a city auction, though three years ago it had been sold for $3,500. good, honest brave, self-respecting workman, no matter what his work may be. But, above , all, teach Christianity and not "kultur." Down with the Germans. MRS. JULIA M. SIEBOLD. CHEERY CHAFF. 1 "t understand your fauaband ! keeping late hours again." "He certainly 1," replied tho woman with tha poaltlvo voice. "I hare (Ivan John Initructlone to keep the house warm If he haa to alt up with th furnace till I o'clock In th morning. "t St, Louis Globt-Democrat. J "A recent Invention provide for 10 telephone meaase to be lent at th lame time." "That will cauv no nd of talk." De troit Free Freaa. t . "Row th war and uddta peace bar apeeded up everything!" "But a dollar travels only about half as far aa It did." Life. "Children ao very young gtv partle nowadaya. It u not so In th good old tlmee." ' "I don't know about that, ma. I myself was only a day old when I save my flrat bawl." Baltimore American. Well, if ypu'v had ten years' ex perience taking ear of children, I think you'll do." "I'll Just take a look at th children an' ae If they'll do." Browning's Maga sine. "That man Is an old resident of this town," said th visitor. "How oan you tell?" ' "By the freedom with which he knocks local lnetltutlons and his Indignation If a stranger tries to help him knock." Judge. HOT aw. OILS? "Business is Good f rank You" began to dance around the fire. The hat of a corporal followed. An empty, coat, assumed, shape, and Jigged violently. A sword Jumped out of a scabbard and waved vio lently in the air. A gun whirled around pointing irf all directions. Yells of fear arose from the Gar mans. Like an -echo came that ghostly wail again, but this time much nearer, as dozens of white, phantom-like figures rushed over the graveyard wall and toward tho terrorized Huna (In tomorrow's chapter Balky Sam pre pares to fight a duel.) OieeMiee a r FRAGRANCE V ' Si MMM I i " OWN Fragrance is Ha turo's way of tell ing you that a cigar ia good. Shade . grown wrap per i fin Havana filler. Expert blend ing brings out th bcit in the fine tobac cos uaed. Why not smoke a ROSEMONT today? Font good-value sizes t For th Present and Until Further Nolic 10c, lSe 2 for 25c, 2Cc EcCORD.CRACT CO. . Omaha Distributors j L 'JANUARY CLEARANCE SALE 1 All Our- Winter Goods M p A i Vr'i't' ' ; " i ' h r 1 U5t Be Sold We carry no merchandise over from season to season. Our policy of merchandising is: Clean Up the Stock. , All Suit and Overcoat Prices ' Cut Deep We have placed all our $30, $35 and $40 Overcoats all new fall goods and patterns, in one big lot CI Q 7C and marked them at j)li D Our big lot of Fall and Winter Suits, in a variety of pat terns values up to $25.00. January C1 1 7C Sale price, only plllD Sweeping Clearance of All Men's Shoes Saturday Do not buy a pair of shoes until you see these wonderful values in our window display. At (Q QQ Are included all our (At (JO AtL Are included all our ?eVO J4.00 and $5.00 lines. I PO.'iO JS.50 and $3.00 lines. This is a positive clearance not a pair reserved and the choice in cludes blacks and tans, in both button and lace, in all the smart new lasts. Sale Start Saturday WAIT FOR IT! We will take your Liberty I hruJcff' ''C ' Bond and pay you the differ- JJ Ay f I