THE BEE: OMAHA, TUESDAY, JANUARY 7, 1919. The Omaha Bee DAILY (MORNING) EVENING SUNDAY V FOWDED BY EDWARD ROSEWATER VICTOR ROSEWATER, EDITOR ' THE BEE PUBLISHING COMPANY. PROPRIETOR MEMBERS OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The Associated Prese. of wlilcH Ta Bee Is a member, la eultulrele atltlad lo the um for publication ef til newt dlwitches credited to it er not otherwise credited la this petr. sod also the local eews puhlisked herein. All rifbl of publlcttloa of oar special anwlehei ere also reserved. OFFICES s Chtesfo feorle'i Gas Bulldmi. ('nude The Bee Riga. New Iork-sS Kifth Are. Houth Omaha- Mi N Bt. . Lome New B'k of Commerce, council HlulTj 14 N. Main 8t. fttrinnimn-1311 O 8t. Lincoln-Little Building. t NOVEMBER CIRCULATION Daily 69,418 Sunday 63,095 A'triee i circulation for the month subscribed end sworo to bj B. R. Rigan. circulation klanigtr. Subscriber vim the city should havt Tha Bet moiled t them. Addreee changed at often tt requested. A real American has gone. Death not only loves, but this time hit a shining mark. W. Ilohenzollern is said to he 'greatly depressed. Well, he has had no cause for great elation recently. The local police did at least one good job in quickly apprehending a murderous highway man. Give them credit. Reports from Nebraska schools indicate that the work of civilization was not neglected on account of war in this state. Governor McKelvie's-manly admission of a mistake and his promptitude in correcting it should raise him in the estimation of the people. Mexico wants delegates at the peace meet ing. If any people in the New World need the teachings of peace, it is these same neighbors of ours. .' The impulsive Pole should restrain his im "petuosity. He will not only need help now, but often in the future, but most of all he needs a little self-restraint. . Rushing relief to the suffering of Europe is the big business for Americans just now, and it is being carried forward in a spirit that means salvation for starving millions. The mother of Empress Zita only had $4, 000,000 with her when she reached the border of Switzerland, showing how the Hapsburg family has come down in the world. ROOSEVELT. A leader has fallen in America. In both thought and action, Theodore Roosevelt was a leader of the people, potent, virile and energetic, and influential in the life not only of his own country, but with marked and direct effect on the affairs of the world. His long public career, characterized al ways by vigorous assertiveness, was one of tre mendous energy expended in such industry as will set him out prominently even in an age of marvelous achievement. His range of endeavor was so comprehensive that it is not easy to write of him in terms suitable to the common run of men. He was not ordinary or average in anything. Whatever lie essayed, he under took it with all his might, and pressed to lead ership. Pioneer, politician, soldier, student, writer, lecturer, statesman, editor, his vocation was 'so general that it almost included all hu man activities, and in each line he achieved eminence. Rugged in character and physique alike, he was intolerant only of sham and pretense.. No American ever lived who had a more choice collection of political enemies, nor did ever American statesman have a more devoted and loyal following. He knew no half-way meas ures between friend and foe, but fought with the same intrepidity in the fields of battle and politics alike. His intense Americanism was an inspiration for patriots, and while not all were ready to respond to his impetuous call, no one ever thought of him as anything but being deadly in earnest. The offering of four sons and his own services to the cause of freedom is proof of his great sincerity. It will be a matter of re gret to the living generation of Americans that his desire for duty in the field could not have been gratified. Theodore Roosevelt's place in our country's annals is large and secure. His country will mourn his demise, but will rejoice because he did live and did serve so faithfully in upholding the highest and best of our national ideals. Mr. Wilson laid a wreath before the statue ot Christopher Columbus at Genoa, which act will recall to all who have read it Mark Twain's account of his visit to that same shrine. One of the world monuments to Theodore Roosevelt's great genius is the Panama canal. It will stand a triumph for his energy as long as the oceans of the earth bear commerce. , A lot of idle words are now beinir nrodicallv wasted by radicals in different parts of the world, but the future of the race will be secure as long as sensible people keep their wits. A couple of good swift kicks are reported to have ended a bolshevik uprising at Vladivostok. Pity that lieutenant can not go all over Russia to apply his sovereign remedy for the malady. The legislative session is starting quietly enough, but it may be quite interesting before its finish. The fact that it is republican is a guaranty, however, of the quality of work it will bring forth. It will be noted that the sites proposed from the War department to be purchased for per manent army camps are all in the south. It will also be noted that the price suggested, $66, 000,000, amounts to something in the nature of x real estate deal. About the only thing the city commissioners can say in reply to the criticism of the city's automotive equipment is that it was a heritage in most part frm the administration so warmly defended by the chief critic. Big stick and war bonnet, gauntlet and speaf, sword and pen, all were laid aside, while the Angel Azrael touched the hero in his slum ber and awakened him to everlasting peace. WJit a perfect ending to a life that knew no ease, but expended" its last vestige of vital force in service for humanity! Von Hertling's death will serve to revive memories of the closing hours of the German empire. These are not so far away, but have been in a measure lost sight of in press of other events. His career as chancellor was chiefly notable for his devotion to a cause already lost and his efforts to make it appear that Ger many's hollowness was solid. Roosevelt Compels Correciiqn Six weeks after tlie invasion of Belgium in 1914 Colonel Roosevelt in a magazine article wrote: "It is certainly desirable that we should remain entirely neutral, and nothing but urgent need would warrant breaking our neutrality and taking sides one way or the other." The Lus itania had not been sunk. Our rights on the high seas had not been attacked by Germany. The gross injustice to the colonel of putting this early expression into a high school "war syllabus" for use in 1919, with no explanation of the colonel's eager militancy after the real situation had developed, is apparent to the meanest intelligence." Who did it? That ques tion is not answered. But on the colonel's demand. William L. Ettinger, superintendent of schools, orders the sxpunging of the offensive selection, and Col onel Roosevelt is satisfied. We cannot help thinking that the Americans who are taxed to support the schools are not satisfied. They can see pro-Germanism in the preparation of that "syllabus." Who is the pro-German? Of course, the explanation of the former president is clear enough, if, indeed, any ex planation were needed. The declaration for neutrality "was a loyal support of President Wilson's policy, but it was an erroneous sup ort, and no one has any business to quote it without stating the fact that I was then, at the autset of the war, endeavoring to support the president, and that, as soon as 1 became con vinced he was wrong, I ceased to support him ind took the position which I held the next four 'tars, and which I today hold." Propaganda is not dead yet. Its weapon of uisrepresentation of our public men is" still jeing used. Those who use it should not merely nave their arms stayed against a particular vic tim. They should be put where they cannot use the weapon at all again.- That is the plain doc trine of Americanism. Brooklyn Eagle. Unsound Financial Policy. Secretary Lane's proposal that gold mining be exempt from excess profits tax in order to stimulate gold production is held to be unsound both in economics and finance. The committee on war finance of the American Economic as sociation concludes its report with these words: "Finally, the plan of stimulating gold produc tion by some form of government aid is to be deprecated." The committee, in presenting the points says: The committee had noticed with appre hension the increasing agitation in certain quarters in favor of stimulating gold pro duction by means of a government bounty or some other form of government aid. With out entering into a discussion of the various phases of this subject, the committee wishes to register its emphatic opinion that the at tempt by government bounty to stimulate the production of gold "at a time like the present when, through the wide extension of the use of paper money and deposit currency, through the increasingly efficient use of gold in bank reserves, and through other influences, the purchasing power of gold has been practically cut in half during a period of four years, would be both unsound economics and un sound public policy. The plan amounts to a proposal to tax the people to provide bounties for stimulating an industry whose stimula tion would raise still higher the high cost )f living from which these same people are at present suffering. It would artificially en Marge the base of our credit structure with" inevitably bad results. This warning is the voice of wisdom, speak ing in terms all may understand. The plan of the secretary of the interior is not more danger ous than a number of other expedients pro posed by the democrats in their groping for a panacea for an economic situation produced largely by their unwillingness to face facts, but that it does hold peril pointed out by the com mittee should condemn it. Return to stable conditions in commodity and other values will not be secured by further depreciation in gold prices. Expansion in credit currency must be followed by prudent contraction, before the evil effects of inflation are removed and this can not be accomplished by further aggravating the conditions. Poland and the Wide World. The commander of the Polish army in France insists that Poland needs help now or not at all. This is because the Poles could not await the slow movement of the peace council to establish authority over former Polish provinces held by Prussia, but set about to ac complish their repatriation by force. , General Pilsudsky, at the head of affairs in new Poland, has told Ignace Paderewski he in tends to manage things in his own way until the Poles have held an election, when he will loyally support the will of the people so ex pressed. This election involves the Poles in Prus sia, who have been warned not to vote under pains of being regarded as traitors by the Prus sian government. To settle the . question armed forces have clashed, and greater battles are in prospect. An outsider is inclined to the opinion that the Poles, after being in subjection for genera tions, could have waited a few weeks longer for their full freedom, when they would lose nothing of material or even of sentimental value by so doing. Poland will be restored in full, but the renewal of the fighting over possession of the part to which Prussia clings with such a feeble hold is not an inspiring spectacle. A lit tle patience would go a long way here. Huns Try to Dodge Terms. Like Bret Harte's "Heathen Chinee," "for ways that are dark and tricks that are vain," the Hun mind is peculiar. At thvery outset of peace under the armistice, Dr. Solf sought to bamboozle the world into a belief that Germany could not properly comply with requirements unless forced to endure hardship and privation amounting to starvation. The cars and locomo tives demanded, however, are being delivered. Now from Coblenz comes accounts of another of the childish tricks of the vanquished Huns. In turning over the artillery under conditions of surrender, the German authorities are pre senting antiquated and incomplete cannon, some of the guns dating back as far as 1873. Why they should. deem it easy to fool Ameri cans in this matter is not 'clear, but they are not getting away with it. Some day the super mind of the superman will reach a point where it will understand that self-deception fools no body but the victim. s r-ytv p v ii V Right in the Spotlight. Joseph Devlin, whose success in the recent election is likely to result in his being chosen parliamentary leader of the' Irish nationalists, is a man who counts in the Emerald Isle. He is, of course, an ardent supporter of home rule, and has for the last dozen yearseplayed a prominent part in the politico-municipal life of Bel fast, the unionist stronghold, where he resides. During the years im mediately preceding the war, when feeling on the home rule question was running high, Mr. Devlin's posi tion in Belfast was anything but un troubled. He, however, showed him self equal to every occasion. One of the secrets of his success lies in the fact that he is a son of the people. Born. 46 years ago of working-class parents, he has made his way by sheer genius and native ability. One Year Ago Today in the War. Supreme court of the United States upheld the constitutionality of the selective draft law. Maj. Gen. George W. Goothals be came acting quartermaster general of the United States army. In Omaha 30. Years Ago Today. "The Stowaway" got the gallery good at the Boyd. They're off in the six-day bicycle race at the Coliseum with Dingley, ' Morgan, Knapp and the "unknown" bunched on the score board. The marriage of Hon. C. J. Smyth and Miss Kate Murphy, daughter of the late Thomas Murphy of 1811 California street, was solemnized by Father R. A. Skaffel at the Holy Family church. Miss Elsie Butts has returned to St. Catherines hall at Davenport. While L. A. Goldsmith is away on a 30-day visit to Louisville, Ky., his son is acting garbage master. J. R. Sovereign, editor of "The Industrial West" of Atlantic, la., is considering inducements held , out by the workingmen to move his pa per to South Omaha. The Day We Celebrate. Abel V. Shotwell, county attorney, born 1883. Rear Admiral Casper F. Goodrich, U. S. N., retired, bom in Philadel phia 72 years ago. Gordon Hewart, solicitor general in the British cabinet, born at Bury, England, 49 years ago. This Day in History. 1829 Dr. James B. Angell, for many years president of the Uni versity of Michigan, born "at Scitu ate, R. I. Died at Ann Arbor, Mich., April 1, 1916. 1896 President Kruger delivered Dr. Jameson into custody of the British high commissioner of Cape Colony. 1915 Turkish cruiser Goeben re ported badly damaged by Russian mines. 1916 Heavy French cannon fire destroyed German posts near Sois sons. 1917 Foscani was taken by the Austro-German invaders of Rou-mania. Timely Jottings and Reminders. Today is Christmas in the Greek church. Greek and Russian churches throughout the world- will hold special services. Problems confronting the hat trade will be discussed by the American Association of Wholesale Hatters, meeting in annual conven tion today at St. Louis. With a two-day meeting to be opened in Boston today the Pres byterian church in the United States will launch its great cam paign of what it terms the new era movement. Mr. Wilson showed some real diplomacy in 1 outlining hit visits while in Rome, 1 Storyette ofthe Day. A politician who is a great walk er was out enjoying his favorite rec reation, says Vice President Mar shall. After going a few miles he sat down to rest. "Want a lift, mister?" asked a good-natured farmer. .' "Thank you," responded the poli tician. "I will avail myself of your offer." The two rode on in silence for awhile. Presently, the farmer asked: "Professional man?" "Yes," answered the politician, who was thinking of a bill he had pending before the house. After another long pause, the fanner ob served: "You ain't a lawyer or you'd be talking you ain't a doctor 'cause you ain't got a bag, and you ain't a preacher, from the looks ot you. What is your profession?" "I am a politician," was the reply. The farmer gave a snort of dis gust. "Politics ain't no profession; politics is a business," said he. Daily Cartoonette. THI&INKlSNOqoon' I'LL THROU) IT OUT OF THE j WlNHOlO AND HE DID:?! p Medical Marvels oj War , New York Times. "The war has taught us how to save mtre lives than the war has cost." This is a statement made by Maj, George A. Stewart of the War Demonstration hospital of the Rockefeller Institute for Medical Research, who believes that out of the agony and suffer ing of the recent great struggle will come bene fits to humanity that will compensate to a large extent for the lives that were lost and the blood that was shed. Medicine and surgery have tak en giant strides during the more than four years of the war, and the pressing necessity born through the world's travail has, in the es timation of Major Stewart, developed medical science to such an extent that mankind will be a gainer rather than a loser in the years to come. "The countless improvements of. practice, both in medicine and surgery, made in this war have advanced our science half a century in four years," says Major Stewart. "In surgery, the values and technique of 'chlorination' or the use of some combination of chlorine for the de struction of malignant germs which gave rise to pus have been learned as never before. There is no longer any good excuse for persistence of pus. "The development of the 'Carrel-Dakin' method of treating all manner of infected wounds by periodic irrigation with Dakin fluid (a noncaustic hypochlorite) marked an extra ordinary advance. And in this the method is as important as the fluid. It is being taught to surgeons the world over. "Out of 45 patients in the War Demonstra tion hospital suffering from empyema we re turned 35 fo the front. Empyema is pus in the chest cavity. It often follows penumonia. and hitherto has been highly fatal. There has been an unusual amount of empyema in New York this year of a very serious type. But the death rate has been lessened by the modern treatment. "Other wonderful advances have been made, for example, in X-ray work, in knowledge of the gas bacillus which causes a form of gan grene, in the serum treatment for prevention of cure of such diseases as typhoid fever, lock jaw, pneumonia, meningitis, etc. These les sons will save far more lives in the long run than the war has cost." Nor is Major Stewart the only man of re pute to hold such views. Josephus Daniels, sec retary of the navv, also believes that innumer able blessings will arise from the lessons that have been taught by stern necessity in time of storm and stress. J "One of the compensations for the tragedy of the war." he said recently, "is the fact that an enlightened opinion is behind the organized campaign to protect the youth against con tagious disease. ; "The campaign begun in war to insure the military fitness of men for fighting is quite as necessary to save man for civil efficiency." Sir Almroth Wright, in The London Lancet, the most famous medical journal in the world, says that "the Carrel-Dakin method (of treat ing infected wounds) is far the most important contribution to surgical technique since the beginning of the war." But this is only one of countless other epoch-making methods that have arisen tri umphant over the blood and brutality of the boche. There is the famous ambrine treatment for burns that was so successfully administered in the Ambrine hospital for the French wound ed at Compiegne by Miss Elsie de Wolfe and other nurses a treatment that proved a god send for agonized poilus suffering from flam menwerfer wounds. Nor should one forget the marvelous anaesthetic discovered by Gor don Edwards, a young American humanitarian, which could be sprayed upon gaping raw wounds and burns, relieving the exquisite agony of the patient and enabling physicians to apply and remove bandages without the wound ed man feeling the slightest pain. Before this war the doctors didn't know much about the habits and habitats of that pest, the louse, uthich has probably been with us since the first crack of dawn. But the war gave this creature another name, and it wasn't long before all the world was talking of the "cootie," which became the familiar of the sol dier in the trench and helped make war even more like Sherman said it was.' The "cootie," at first taken somewhat as a joke, became a ser ious menace, for physicians discovered that he was the greatest little disease carrier on earth, compared with which the New Jersey mosquito was as nothing. It is now generally admitted that the "cootie" transmitted more disease dur ing the war than any other single agency. But now the doctors know all that is to be known about this pest, and have learned to muzzle the "cootie," so to speak. Disease in time of war has always caused more deaths than shot and shell. This was the case during the brief Spanish-American war, and history has repeated itself during the war that has just ended. In this connection it is in teresting to record the established fact that the total death roll of the United States forces in the war was just about one-half of the toll ex acted of us by the recent epidemic of Snanish influenza. Nor should it be overlooked that, in times of neace, the deaths annually from indus trial accidents in this country are estimated to be approximately 30,000. In many accidents where the patient is not killed, he or she emerges from the hospital a hopeless cripple. But the new surgerv. the surgery developed during the' war, will not onlv save many of these industrial victims, but will help to restore to usefulness the lame and the halt and the blind. In a hospital in Milan, Italy, they have been experimenting successfully with a new appara tus which insures immobility of the mouth and jaws, and thus makes it possible for the phy sician to rebuild, reshape and even to actually restore, lost functions to men who were suffer ing from mouth wounds. This marvelous jaw lock consists of two light metal arches, one of which is placed on the outside of the lower range of teeth and the other on the upper range, the whole being fastened to the teeth by metal ligaments in such fashion that no movement of tlje mouth can! distract the physician at work. And while the work goes on, the patient is fed by means of liquid food inserted between the interstices of the teeth.. By means of this con trivance the wonder worker in surgery can practically make over a human face. Connected with this amazing hospital in Milan, where war remnants are made over into presentable human beings, is a factory where artificial palates, jaw bones and other parts are manufactured. Some of the products that come from this factory are said to be such astound ing substitutes for nature's own handiwork that it is often difficult to tell where nature left off and modern science began. Equally amazing strides have been made in the manufacture of artificial limbs, which are so cunningly substituted by the attending sur geons that the victim of war has all the appear ance of being a whole mail. In other words, the war has made it necessary for the surgeon to understand the humaranatomy as the skilled mechanician understands a machine that he has helped to build from the ground up. And so familiar have the doctors become with every conceivable sort of disfigurement and mutila tion, that a gruesome new art has grown up an art 'that smacks of miracles and magic, but is based on common sense, observation of de tail, and a supernormal skill. One Resolution to Keep. New Year" resolutions are to be respected as far as they go. but the main problem is whether the new crop revokes the old. There is the historic "patch" resolution of the dead year a famous emblem cf patriotic devotion and wifely skill. Is it good for another year? Let its paternal sponsor speak the favorable word which will hold the patch on the spot and sus tain its respectability, at least until Uncle Sam gets through with his wool auction.1 lees Jett&rB Wooster's Rejoinder to Kunh. Silver Creek, Neb., Dec, 31. To the Editor of The Bee: Mr. John Hush of Omaha says he always roads my letters with Rreat pleas ure, which shows thg.t he is a man of keen perceptive faculties, of a fine discriminating taste and sound judgment. I am flattered feel "chesty;" I would be less than hu man if I did not. then praises my newspaper dope and ends his aean with the eomewhat doubtful compliment that I am usually "more or less logical." Having thus given myself, conceit and vanity a slap in the face, and started nie on the down grade to despondency and de spair, quite regardless of , danger to me from an attack of "flu," he es say to complete the job by throw ing several pails of cold water all over me in setting up that in my recent letter to The Bee in regard to the present demand for Irish in dependence I did not know whut I was talking about. I am desolate and undone. Really. Mr. Editor, do you not think Mr. Rush should be prosecuted on a charge of cruelty to animals? Now I admit that I am ignorant of Irish affairs; but it was not neces sary that Mr. Rush should say all that right out loud before folks. I admit that am not familiar with the story of Irish warriors and poets; of her fairies and fables; of her chieftains and ancient kings; of her gods, goblins, superstitions, saints and myths; ol her fierce do mestic strifes, bickerings and bat tles; and of her constant friction, quarreling and fighting with her English neighbors, who, like herself, were crushed beneath the Norman heel. And I submit that It is not necessary that one should know about all these things In order to arrive at an Intelligent conclusion as to what, under present conditions, is best for Ireland, best for the Brit ish empire and best for the world: nor is such knowledge necessary in order to form an Intelligent opinion even as to what Is expecHejit. In my letter above referred to, if I may repeat without particularly attempting to argue them, I made three principal points: (1) that by reason of their opposition to the cause of the entente allies in the late war, the Irish were not In a favorable position to ask. for inde pendence; (2) that they would not get It if they did ask for it and, in my opinion, ought not to have If and (S) that appeals to Wilson for support would be In vain. When he says the Irish did sup port the cause of the entente al lies up to the time of the side-tracking of the home rule by Lloyd George, Mr. Rush admits my first contention they were in fact against England. In that they were guilty of a fatal error. The woman suffragists showed more wisdom, more patriotism, more practical common sense, and at the beginning of the war quit their burnings and other disorderly work, dropped everything and stood loyally and de votedly for their country against the common enemy, and see one result, even before the war is ended they have the suffrage and are voting for members of. Parliament. But the Irish, unlike, the women of England, undertook, aa In the South African war, to make "England's difficulty Ireland's opportunity," even to the destruction of the British empore. If I were an Englishman or Ca nadian, an Australian, a South African or even a native of black India, I would never consent to the Independence of Ireland. As an American I will not consent. With the British we have been friends for a hundred years; we need the British empire in our business and independence for Ireland would mean weakness for Britain and strength for her enemies. Who can doubt that with Irish Independence during the late war, we should have had German submarine nests In plenty on the Irish coast and that long before now the kaiser would have been dictating terms of peace from the palace of Versailles? CHARLES WOOSTER. Work of the Mints. New York Herald: No gold was coined by the United States mints during the fiscal year 1918 for the first time since the enactment of the coinage Jaws of 1873. The mints, however, worked 24 hours a day to meet the demand for subsidary sil ver coins of which the unprecedent ed amount of $35,000,000 was pro duced an unfailing evidence of ac tive retail trade. Seeing Things Herr Harden talks like an editor ial prophet who knew what would happen at the start and didn't dare say so. At the start he remarked the war was a good thing for Ger many and would, be all over in 40 days or somethirrg like that. American soldiers around Cobleng are getting on merrily with the youngsters, especially when snow falls. Together they coast the hills round about and have all the noisy joyous sport of the homeland. The huge mounted figure of the first Wirhelm visions the strange spec tacle without "batting a lid." China promptly flies a claim on the property the Germans stole dur ing the Boxer rebellion. The proper ty consists of valuable bronze , as tronomical instruments, including two massive revolving globes, which the robbers unblushingly displayed as decorations at the entrance of the 1'otsdam palace. The Quirinal palace in Rome Is the least pretending of the palaces viBited by President Wilson. Out wardly the building has little to attract attention. Its walls flank the sidewalk, Neither ground space nor pillared gates lend an air of royul exclusion. In siase only is it distinguished from its surroundings. A large open court within gives the visitor a close inside view of a ram bling structure built by the popes In the heyday of temporal power. Half a, score of rooms accessible to visit ors are simply furnished, bespeak ing the economical necessities of the House of Savoy. In times past friendly monarchs lent a helping hand in the decorations, as is evi denced In the Chinese and Japanese rooms, a Russian and a German room. The queen's reception room dazzles with a maze of mirrors framed In red and gold. Simplicity with the democratic touch abounds in the king's den, so-called, where the color tones of smoky lincrusta matches an elaborately carved cigar case within reaching distance of a cozy circle of easj chairs. However the majordomo of 'the Quirinal is not surpassed anywhere In gorgeoueness of regalia and" Imposing plumage. MIRTHFUL REMARKS. "Even tt a east Damocles lied word hanging over Mm." "Just like a married men with order! to (el hnme at a certain time. " I.nuiavtUa Courier-Journal, , Jones r thought y oil Intended setting rlit of Mra. Hrovvn In suih a hurry? Mn. Jones Huh, how could I when she interrupted me every five minutes? tludge. "Po sou believe everything he tel's you ?" "No." "Then why do ynu listen to hlni?" "Because ho tell.i his fibl.-e eo enter tainingly," Ketrolt Krre ''res He (angrily) Ion't ynu think In theet hard times you might lontrlxa to mahs both tn (In niaet ? Sho (coldly) That's veiy easy. IT have on end rativ rtshaek durk ami the othet end chicken salad Hiilhime. Ameiican. "Couldn't you have fixed iid the flhve: yourself ?" hMiccI Mm. I'liiiKginn. t "Yfi1," answered her hu.':tmnd: "lej' I Ilka to take It to the shop once In I while. The, repair mint has a harel temper and the way he talks about I gives mo imue new -Ideas. V vy-uihuigttil Star. THE EXCEPTION. Everybndy'a doing It the big and III til kinua, The prlneoletJ anil the dukeh:la jnd d.i bryo kalnerliiign; E'en Knver I'aaha'a grabbed some go and ahot lh chines that run Kroin European palaces Into oblivion. The fad haa crossed the water, and oui own great McAdoo Haa cSught the trend of fashion and hi abdicated, too; And Kyan. also, growing tired of aeria'. affaire, Will Boon return to Issuing hla gllt-edgei copper shares, I would not be a kit surprised to see th( gun resign His lighting contract, and the moon and stara refuse to shine. ' Kor Dr. Harry Garfield, In a manner most polite, Haa signified hla wish to leave his thront of anthracite; And we can eat until our belt once rnnn our middles fit, For Herbert Hoover so they say hasairt up and quit. Oeorge Creel and Bruce Blelaskl their no tice, too, are giving. Lo! everybody abdicates but old HI Cos;i Living! Minna Irving In New York Herald. I II1"' PFfl I fr? " ' lll IlltlllllllllllllJIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllllll KEEP A BOX OF "CONTENTMENT" IN THE HOUSE Smoking ROSEMONT after a good dinner puts you on the "sunny side." 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