f 6 THE BEE: OMAHA, FRIDAY, DECEMBER 2C, 1918. The Omaha Bee DAILY (MORNING) EVENING SUNDAY FOUNDED BY EDWARD ROSE WATER VICTOR ROSEWATER, EDITOR - THE BEE PUBLISHING COMPANY. PROPRIETOR MEMBERS OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS T.. Inwuud Fmi, of which The Bee H member. I; MC SdTE SI n fot publlctloo of .11 newt dl.patchei credited and alto the local . . ....( in M a n.r T.' rub.""AT. V:bW of pubMoo. of our .peel.. dnpt.'iiei are alto reierwd. OFFICES. . " f ,5mm.rrA council BluiTS-14 N. Main St. Waehlniton-Ull 0 Lincoln Little Buildlni. NOVEMBER CIRCULATION Daily 69,418 Sunday 63,095 iterate clrcultlon for the montn uofcnoea 1 R. Bum. Clrculttlon Manager. and sworn to bj iubacrilxra leaving the city should hava Tht Be mailed them. Address changed as olten a. requested. THE BEE'S SERVICE FLAG SS55SSS5S John Bull to Uncle Sam: '"Shake, pall" Santa Claus seems to have aroused Hymen also in this neck of the woods. THE WHIRLIGIG OF POLITICS. If coming events cast their shadows before, we may be sure the big issue in party poltics will soon be the question of private or govern ment ownership and operation of the railroads. When government acquisition of trunk lines and state ownership of branch and subsidiary lines was proposed by William Jennings Bryan in his famous Madison Square speech on re turning from his around-the-world trip, the out cry was so strong against it as tantamount to political suicide for the democratic party should he force it to sponsor the plan that Mr. Bryan himself was compelled immediately to hedge and to sidetrack his scheme as a measure of self preservation. Yet now we have a very fair prospect of the democratic party championing the demand for government railroads as a per manent policy, for what else can the McAdoo proposal for a five-year extension of the war period control mean? The McAdoo plan does not even throw the sop to states' rights that the Bryan scheme offered, but would concentrate in the federargovernment an exclusive control of transportation facilities and wipe out state lines altogether, this in diametrical contrast with the proverbial opposition of the democratic party to increasingly centralized government. Where could the whirligig of politics find a more striking example? If government owner ship and operation of railways becomes a dem ocratic tenet, what a lot of back-pedaling demo cratic organs will have to do. Mr. Wilson told the boys on Christmas about what any of us would wish to say to them. Well, other governors have been inaugurated "without a ball, but not on account of "flu." Where will the money for increased pay to police and firemen be found? Taxpayers, please stand up. j Perhaps the most definite sign of peace is the revival of gossip about spring training trips for base ball teams. Kansas winter wheat belt under a deep blanket of snow means great demand for bind ing twiqe next summer. Congress stilt has charg of the railroad question, for which the president said he had no'solution. What will the answer be? i The blessed bolshevik, who is monkeying with dne of Uncle Sam's consuls, should keep in mind that that sport is not always safe. The German democratic party has outlined its program. Here is a hope that it has better luck than the same party in this country. "Stabilization" of prices may be noted in corn going down and hogs going up, although this is just a reversal of the swing a few days ago. ' T)l democrats are busily wasting time on trying to outline a policy for Governor McKel vie when he takes his seat. He knows his own mind. j AfTCtKer billion and a quarter of loot has ''been disgorged by the Hun in a lump. This process "is really bringing home to the kaiserites the' fact thaf they lost the war. X ( ... .' ' - , Uncle Sam is, going to sjell 45,000 head of horses and mules at auction. It' will be inter , esting to .note how the prices compare with what he paid for the animals. - ( Soldiers who happened to be in or passing through Omaha on Christmas day got a very - vivid and appropriate idea of how our citizens feel towards the men who wear the uniform. , Omaha showed up with some unseemly demonstrations on Christmas, the spirit of rev elry having taken reverse english several times. This is lamentable, of course, but seems una voidable iiVa large city. Gotham gave the returninf Victory fleet a"s joyous a welcome as a heavy snow stofm would admit. The booming 6f ,the big guns made up for loss of light of a spectacle which could not be" seen on account of the storm. "You are now my enemy, and 1 am yours," wrote Ben Franklin to a member of the English "House ofCommons in 1776. What would either of them say to the spectacle of the president of thr United States as an honored guest at Buck ingham Palace? t v .Legislation to make effective the govern ment guaranty of price for the 1919 wheat crop is proposed. If faith is kept with the farmers it will be necessary to extend and strengthen some features of the food administration law. The people will wonder, though, whether the move is for or against relief from high prices. Promises made to producers ought to be kept, but the consumer is entitled to consideration also. 'Freedom of the Air Bolshevism or Camouflage? Were it not for the fact that people outside of Germany have come to look with something of suspicion on everything emanating from that country, the news coming out of Berlin might be disquieting. That the German mind should be overwhelmed by the simple doctrine of bol shevism does not seem possible. It is, there fore, necessary to look elsewhere for the reason back of the sporadic outbreaks of violence re ported from the capital of the empire. The Ebert government there has shown some ca pacity, for control, just as has the Eisner regime in Bavaria; also, returns from the recent voting show the Liebknecht or Spartacus groiro to be a contemptible minority. This does not account for the rioting that has disturbed the progress of government. One view easy enough to take is that the provisional government is conniving at the proceedings in hope of influencing the outside world. Propa ganda quite as ingenuous has been tried with some effect, and in their present desperate situ ation the politicians who have survived the crash o the kaiser's schemes may see in bol she vism. a possible avenue of escape froija the sentence to be passed against the German peo ple. Nursing this vain hope, they are as badly off as they were when buoyed up by misleading reports from the leaders in battle. The sooner the Germans realize they cannot fool the world any longer, and the quicker they get down to steady, useful business, the sooner they will get out of debt and be received again into the circle of nations. asnr-vr n m Right in the Spotlight. ' Emile Vandervelde, who has been named as one of the representatives of the Belgian government in the coming peace conference, is the min ister of justice in the present Bel gian cabinet. It is as the leader of the Belgian Socialist party, how ever, that M. Vandervelde is best known. His public career dates back to 1899, when at the age of' 33 he was elected to the Belgian par liament. In his early parliamentary career M. Vandervelde obtained much notoriety by his fierce criti cism of royalty. But while still ad hering to the doctrines of socialism, he was a loyal supporter of King Albert and the Belgian government throughout the recent war. He is an eloquent speaker and has the repu tation qf being both energetic ar.u clever. One Year Ago Today in the War. British troops repulsed a Turkish attempt to recapture Jerusalem. Germany, through Brest-Lilovsk conference, offered peace terms to entente allies on basis of no annexa tions and no indemnities. In Omaha 30 Years Ago Today. Payton C. Stone, father of E. L. Stone of Dewey & Stone, died at the age of 80. Twenty-eight young women, who want to be teachers, are taking ex- "While the diplomatists are trying to define ' freedom'of the seas, a controversy as to the freedom of the air has arisen. The Civil Aerial t rnmmitt nf F.niylanrl. it is an- nounced, has "rejected the, ancient claim that tention prevail the owner of the soil has a rigm o me air auuvc that soil." But its contention will be warmly disputed by owners of the soil, with some show of reason, aside from precedent. The old theory was that the owner of the soil had rights as high as heaven and as deep as hell. In com paratively recent years many deeds have sepa rated surface from mineral rights, including oil. A11 patents to homestead lands, considered valuable for minerals, now make this reserva tion. Congress has also put certain restrictions on the soil owners' domination of the air in the migratory bird laW. But there has not been any legislation or legal decisions, so far as we are informed, as to abuse of the soil owners air rights by airplanes. There have, however, been some serious complaints of actual damages Farmers have complained of the terrorizing of ,ti. hv bfvies of aviators' flying over- head. There nave oeen cases ui by aviators and by spectators inflicting dam ages for which there was legal redrs. t The control of the airplane will require new laws Switzerland and Holland have interned belligerent aviators landing on their territory, on the general ground of their presence, regard less ohow they got there. Some change in international law, recognizing the peculiar prob- . lems of amtlon, may be expected Aviation jnay be restrictd'to carefully prescribed routes, ; with or without compensation for right of way, - but with compensation for actual damages. ' Every business is supposed to pay for such dam ages as it may inflict, with punitive damages for reckless or intentional , injuries. St. Louis . Globe-Demosrat, . . State or National Army. The status of the National GuatrMias been brought sharply to the fore by the ruling of the judge advocate general of the army that men discharged from the military service of the United States resume their civilian status. This seems reasonable under the law, but it does away with the National Guard, champions of that organization being disappointed in their expectations that the former members would return automatically to the service, A broader and more important question is opened by the decision. Why should the Na tional Guard be restored? In days gone by it had a purpose, which it fell short of accomplish ing. Some states maintained highly efficient bodies of troops, but most of the forty-eight state armies were lacking in all the essentials of real military worth. To revive these how would undoubtedly mean a return to the condi tions that prevailed in 1916. This is not said in disparagement of those men who sincerely gave themselves to the work of training men under the old militia system. They worked earnestly and faithfully, and if they did not accomplish all they sought it was through no fault of theirs. Secretary Baker, as might have been ex pected, appears to lean towards the policy of discarding the present army organization, with a purpose of resuming the antiquated and un satisfactory system. However, the sentiment in congress-is not wholly in sympathy with his views, and it may Je that when the time comes laws to provide for some form of universal mil itary training will be adopted. At any rate, until the intention of congress is revealed haste to reorganize the Natiqnal Guard may be ill advised. Neutrals at the Peace Conference. Neutral nations are to be denied4 seats at the peace conference, if reports from Paris are to be relied upon. This, does not square exactly with preconceived notions of the organization of that important gathering. While more than a score of nations, great and small, will be rep resented because of their status of belligerency, and for this reason they are expected to deter mine the terms of which peace will be made with Germany, several really important coun tries will' be omitted should the announced in- When the United States was endeavoring to maintain an attitude of neutrality it was argued with force and reason that we should have a place at the peace table, where all nations would be gathered. The paramount rights of neutrals was then insisted upon, and these' are not di minished by the change, in our attftude. That neutral rights cut a considerable figure in the war is plain, from the fact that England en tered the conflict primarily because of the vio lation of Belgium by Germany, and the United States went in later when the kaiser declared his warfare at sea on all neutrals. To restrict noncombatant nations to ao- proach o the peace table only through one or the other of the belligerents seems to arrogate to the fighting powers an authority hardly con sonant with the avowed purpose of the great convocation. All should ttiave a voige in mak ing the terms under which all must live. A commission to review' the'eases of the "conscientious objectors" may salve the con science of the secretary of . war, but the great public will prefer to allow the sentences to stand long enough for, the culprits to imbibe something of their responsibility to the govern nient under which they are permitted to live. t Scrapping of Small Crowns ; Nework Evening Post. Amid the crash of the imperial Hohenzollern and Hapsburg thrones, little noise was made by the collapse into rubbish of the petty kingly, ducal, or princely seats of the lesser German states. Besides the kaiser, three kings went to the scrap-pile, seven or fight princes, and too many dukes and grand dukes to be counted easily. History will devote its paragraph each to the exits, varying in degrees of ungraceful -ness, of the rulers of Bavaria, Saxony, Wurttem berg, Baden, and Brunswick. Scarce a line will go to the Ernsts and Adolfs. Fnednchs and Augusts, who held sway over the Anhalts and Waldecks, Lippes and Reusses; and to all n n 1 1 1 u q l r- 1 1 r lr havltin- 1, .- (l,- 1. ... f i,:i, ,:.ij . " - - im-ium ins n y ui uutii-iiucu iiuuimv si.an.c a 4-jaKen lor tne movies i nn wora. et tnus passes into oblivion one ot Europe's most interesting vestiges of mediae- valism, a system of microscopic sovereignties humorous or historically picturesque or ana chronistically repellent, according to one's point of view. Most of these petty rulers were hum orous enough before 1870. Since then they had been more than ever matter for an Offenbach comedy. About these principalities of opera-bouffe and costume romance hangs an aroma of dis tance in time and space that makes revolution ary socialism seem impossible. Tiie reigning iWs) f Editor inch pa mocratic iitRitcity, it known That's All." Omaha, Dec. 2. To t! of The Bee: I have nut tlence usually with i! statesmanship and nuslno. -and sine the historical e as "the adjournment ot p.- itk-s" the democratic methdd has appeared more and more in its enM uesu and ridiculousness. It is e;ient the public is not possessed of ,ny sense of humor in democratic c. s. I note recently that Mr. McAdoo duplicated Mark Hanna s famous animations before the board, con sisting of W. W. Keysor, Miss S. R. Davis and Prof. H. P. Lewis. For the first time in Nebraska the ritual of the Kassidean Knights was heard at the institution of the newly orginazed priory of St. James. No. 5. Lack of snow and cold weather threatens dissolution of the Tobog gan club, formed two years ago, to pull off an annual coasting carnival. Rev. Dr. J. T. Duryea was ten dered a reception by members of the First Congregational church. The organist, Mr. Taber, gave a musical program and refreshments were served. Assistant General Manager Mel len and E. L. Lomax of the U. P. passenger department leff for St. Paul. The Day We Celebrate. Walter T. Page, manager of the Omaha plant for. the American Smelting & Refining company, born in 1861. Gen. Peyton C. March, chief f the general staff of the United States army, born at Easton, Pa., 34 years ago. Pres. John M. Thomas of Mid- dlebury college, who served as an army chaplain in theflate war, born at Covington, N. Y., 49 years ago. Brig. Gen. William H. Bixby, u. S. A., retired, former chief of army engineers, born at cnariestown. Mass., 69 years ago. Dr. John A. Marquis, president of Coe college and noted Presbyterian leader, born in Washington County, Pa., 57 years ago. This Day in History. 1834 Charles Lamb, one ot the most charming of English essayists, died in London. Born there, tebru arv 18, 1775. 1870 Three-quarters of the city of Rome was inundated as a result of an overflow of the River Tiber. 1882 Vienna celebrated the 600th anniversary of the establishment of the House of Hapsburg. 1893 A supposed attempt of a dynamiter to throw a bomb caused a panic in the opera house in Mad rid. 1914 Washington protested against British stoppage of Ameri can trade. 1915 Lloyd George threatened to resign unless England established compulsory military service. 1916 Russians'1 fell back on the Moldavian frontier. Timely Jottings and Reminders. Today isthe Feast .of St. John, universally observed by the Masonic fraternity. The annual gathering of the American Association for the Ad vancement of Science and its num erous affiliated societies, which is to assemble today at Johns Hopkins university, will direct its main at tention to the service of science in helping to win the war. Storyette of the Day. Toward the end of his speech at the Chambers of Commerce conven tion at Atlantic City, Charles Schwab spoke about the work of the Emergency Fleet corporation and the splendid loyalty and co-operation shown by most of the men. "But," he continued, "there were some slackers, of course. I remem ber beinK one dav.in a Pacific coast yard, and the foreman pointed to a1 man, saying that he did not know what to do with hint. I asked what was the matter. "'Why,' was the answer, 'he's lazy and no good. Yesterday I told him so told him to get out of the yard and never come batik. But he was right back on the job this morning. I asked him if I hadn't fired him the day before, and he replied: 'You did that and don't you do it again. When I got home and told my wife she gave me hell.'" , ' ROUND ABOUT THE WORLD The total fishing area of the North sea is about 300,000 square miles. The ferries of San "Francisco bay carry nearly 50,000.000 passengers a year. , , Versailles first became a royal residence about the year 1632 when Louis XIII .built a hunting lodge there: v Ilfracombe, an English city of 10, 000, has Jhe unique distinction of having no pawnbrokers within its boundaries. The University of Petrograd is the largest lnstlutlon of Its kind In the world, one building of which -has a frontage of nearjy a quarter of a mile. .' The Kiel canal was designed and constructed by Germany principally for her own ships. It cost $40,000, 000 to construct and its maintenance costs $250,000 a year. With the exception of one or two of the Balkan states, Russia the most illiterate country in Europe, nvr 60 ner' cent of Its inhabitants I being unable to read or write. family of Reuss (area 122 square mills) decided about 1700 that, all the sovereigns being named Heinrich, the list should be numbered up to 100 and start with 1 again. Must it stop with Hein rich XXIV? Surely, his Grand Transparency the Duke of Schlippen-Schloppen starts off each evening still in his ducal paintpeeled, clattering coach, with his spindle-shanked gentlemen in waiting and officers of state, from his weather beaten Schloss on its Schlossberg. Surely, he still arrives in customary state at his Hof Theater, and watches with somnolent approval his withered Hof-Ballet. Surely, he still talks grandiloquently with his Hof-Arzt or Chamber lain about his moribund Painting Academy. Thackeray is the authority most people rely up on for their knowledge of the pleasant ways of Rouge-et-Noirbourg, Pumpernickel, and Pot zenthal. Like other observers, he was a little caustic. Apropos of the Kinckleburys on the Rhine, he observed that it was discreditable for a Noirbourg sovereign to have so little money. "A fugitive prince, a prince struggling with the storms of fate, a prince in exile, may be fjoor; but a prince looking out of his palace windows with a dressing gown out at elbows, and dunned by his subject washerwomen this is a painful object." His Major Dobbin marked with con tempt the statue of Victor Aurelius XIV, sur rounded by nymphs and emblems of victory, and gazing over the atrocious Aurelius Platz to where the Aurelius Palast had been started none had ever had money to finish it. History with steady spitefulness has refused to look on these sovereigns, posing grandiosely, as impressive, heroic or romantic. The prince lings and dukelets first defined their character after the Thirty Years' War, when most sur viving noblemen became local despots. Their ability at drinking was proverbial when Portia described her suitor the German ftoble. Their morals were notorious: every little tyrant had his intriguing court and his mistresses a la Au gustus of Saxony and George of Hanover. Lieb nitz declared that "they thought it beneath their dignity to improve their minds." Partly in con sequence, their dulness was not much modified by their vices. Lady Mary Wortley Montagu's letters present some appalling hints of the yawning life of little German courts, as at Blankenburg, where "the duke taillys at basset every night and the duchess tells me she is so well pleased with njy company that it makes her play less than she used to do." Pollnitz- and Casanova supplement them in their Memoirs. But the littler courts became funniest when they went in heavily for the new fashion of culture. Some of the better situated rulers did so well and played a noble part in history of German thought and art; as the Weimar dukes, who made for Gothe such a pleasant familiar so ciety, and the great houses which founded uni versities, patronized ttie theaters and orchestras, and rewarded musicians and poets. But when not merely Lippe-Detrriold, Stuttgart, and Des sau, but smaller seatg, began to make culture hum, the effect was likely to be unexpected. Heine satirized even the great Bavarian who built the Valhalla and omitted Luther as some museums omit the whale. He drew his picture of the typical princelet in "King Long-Ear," who recited his cultural achievements, stopped to belch, and concluded with a warning against insurrection. It has been in times of revolution that these monarchs of vest-pocket realms have appeared Lat their worst. When Napoleon or Bismarck clanked his sword, their eagerness to get into frightened line was pitiful. When demo cracy toppled over the King of Prussia, they fell like a line of wooden dominoes. They will grace the Almanach de Gotha as the French nobility have graced it; and for some their magnificence will not be much emptier, their luxury more faded, than when they had their toy armies, legislatures, and courts. Taxing Child Labor Profits Possibly. the principle of raising revenue by a tax on profits from the products of child labor may be open to objection; but the purpose of the amendment levying a special tax of 10 per cent on such profits is at least morally defensi ble. The importance of protecting children from economic exploitation injurious to their physical and moral welfarj is beyond dispute; many states have laws to this end. It was to make such laws uniform that the. federal child-labor pill was passed a measure which was unfortu nately found to be unconstitutional y the United States Supreme Court. Whether a new bill'meeting the objections could be drawn or not it might be difficult to say. But the attitude of some of the southern states on the subject is such that there seems to be little present hope of achieving the same end by state legislation. The amendment to the revenue bill, which was bitterly opposed by 12 southern senators, is of 7 .. . ... 1. I course an attempt to whip the devil around 1 the stump. The main argument aeainst it is similar to the argument against legislative rid ers. It is making a revenue bill the vehicle for social legislation. Yet it is tjuite possible that there is no constitutional obstacle to the" use of the taxing power to discriminate against profits to which the public sentiment as a whole is antagonistic. As the Lord Chancellor in "Io lanthe" would ay, "It's a nice point." Phila delphia Ledger. Greatness in Working Clothes "All Paris is talking," it seems, because Marshal Foch in making an official call on Presi dent Wilson was not resplendent in gold lace but appeared in an old forage cap and well worn blue uniform without decorations. Stick- rlers for the niceties of etiquette must admit the gravity of the offense. No doubt there has, not been so flagrant a disregard of similar pro prieties by a great general since Grant met Lee at Appomattox wearing a private soldier's blouse with only the straps of a general to designate his rank. And Grant's respect for the confederate leader was unqualified. At least the French marshal's courtesy was in full dress when he said that the visit of the American president "paid France the greatest honor possible." All the war medals and 'usig-i nia in the world could not improve on that "sentiment. But the incident may be taken as illustrating by the absurdity of the publicity given it how completely the war has dispelled the old illu sions of gold lace and military glitter.' It has been a bad time for the pride, pomp and circum stance of war, for the plumed troop and spirit stirring drum and royal banner, -The art of war has been stripped of its non-essentials, including its haberdashery. At the same time, a contempt of military clothes is no doubt more permissible in a marsh! of France than in a lieutenant. New York World. 1 ide the engineer of a passenger train. More recently I note that in turning over the, treasury portfolio to Mr. mass it was necessary to declare :i holiday so that the former might s;iy "good by" to the thousands of employes' of the Treasury department. The oc casion was extraordinary in its un usualness, since I do not re. .ill when such another djsplay was lniule over a change in a cabinet position. And Mr.' McAdoo's father-in-law seems to be overlooking 110 bets in inviting spectacular advertising as the presidential term nears its end. Are we really going to have a House of Wilson? NORTH SIDE. Control of the "Flu." Grand Island, Neb., Dec. 19. --To the Editor of The Bee: It is need less to produce evidence in order to prove the existence pf the terrible scourge that is holding high carni val in Nebraska. The general preva lence of disease, the high death rate, the cry for doctors and nurses, th cancellation of state gatherings and the call of the State Board of Health for doctors from all parts of the state for consultation, demon strates the gravity of the situation. That the most effective measures should be adopted without delay, to minimize and stamp out this dread ful calamity is conceded on every hand. The people look to the au thorities and doctors as the only parties able to cope with the situa tion. A short time ago the State Board of Health took the matter of a state ban in hand, conditions improved and they then abandoned the work and left it to the powers that be in the different localities to work out their own salvation, or perish. The result has been that there has been no systematic method of dealing with the situation. 1(, for a few days the scourge assumes a violent form and there is appreciable In crease in deathi the authorities, as though terrified and stampeded like a herd of cattle, put a ban and quar antine on nearly everything in the shape of a public gathering. If the disease relaxes a little, evidently un der the influence and pressure of the commercial interests, they lift the ban till the disease again increases, producing another paroxysm of hys teria and another ban. From what I have read in The Bee it seems to me that there has been no serious, honest, persistent effort to control the situation. In Omaha, from appearances, the commercial interests have been the dominating consideration. One of the leading merchants is reported to have said that if certain measures were adopted it would mean a loss to his business of $5,000 a day. Here in Grand Island, according to. the editor of our tovfn paper, one man asked him not to publish the influenza con ditions, and the claim has been made that the ban on Grand Island caused large numbers to go to Hast ings to do their trading, to the com mercial loss of our tradesmen, with the result that the pendulum actions and horseplay of our health board has made them a laughing stock and byword among the people. When, an epidemic is simply a lo cal affair so long as the local au thorities are able to deal with it suc cessfully and not they themselves or the people become the victims of commercialism, it is well to leave it with them to deal with, but when a scourge becomes state and nation wide it is, or ought to be, made the business of the state to deal with it. The advice and counsel of the ablest men of the state and nation should be called in, and. the most effective and skillful methods adopted. The commercial interests should have due consideration and nothing should be done to their Injury, any further than is imperatively neces sary to safeguard the health and lives of the people, but under no con sideration should the lives of the people be sacrificed on the altar of commercialism. Only yesterday 1 received a letter from Michigan, in which the writer said: "The I'flu' has broke out again and there is talk of closing the state." Neces sity is laid upon us, to lure our selves into a state of false security is suicidal. Why trifle and sport upon the brink of death? G. P. JACKrfON. LAUGHING GASl "The world la full of poetry," alghed the poet, aa he handed an effusion to the editor. "I don't know anything about the world, growled the editor, "but I know that the wastebasket Is." Knoxvllle Journal and Tribune. Willie Paw, what Is meant by revest ing to type? Maw That's what man does when his wife Is out of town, my aon. Paw Willie, you get to bed and keep your trap shut. Cincinnati Enquirer. "And was the widow so Inconsolable?" "01), yes. Why, they had to hide her powderpuff to keep her from weeping." Chicago Post. Flubdub How are the life-preservers on this boat? Guzzler Fine. I've Just had thre as good as I ever drank. Topeka Journal, In the Wake of War Up to January .1. 1918, Brjtain had lost in the war bne member of the royal family, 21 peers, 31 baronetri, 11 knights, 149 sons of peers, 135 sons at baronets and 20S sns of knigjis. As a result, scores of suc cessions to English titles have changed within the past four years. One of the most dramatic war end ings was the conclusion of the Pen insular war. Wellington hud Just won his last triumph at Toulouse, the 'casualties on both sides number ing some 15,000, and the armies w rejoicing or sorrowing, when a tired courier rode up to announce that the war had been ended five days before with the abdication of Napoleon. Buckingham palace, the London residence of the British sovereign, and where 'President and Mrs. Wil son are to be entertained by their British majesties, has been described as the ugliest royal residence in Europe. The first building erected on the land was the home built for the duke of Schetlield In 1702. It was so hideous that he never com pleted. It. When the crown ac quired'it in 1825,, the building was pulled down and the present palace erected. But William IV so hated it that he refused to live there. Queen Victoria gave it a fiew front at a cost of $7!0,000 soon after her coro nation, but avoided It except on rare official occasions. Extensive altera tions were made in 1851 ancV 1903, and some five years ago King GcWge had the entire exterior of the struc ture rebuilt. Directly in front stands the Victoria monument, spotless white marble in the center of a huge fountain basin, the figure of Queen Victoria facing the broad Pall Mall. St. James park flanks the palace and Just beyond is Marlbourough house, the London home of Dowager Queen Alexandra. EDITORIAL SNAPSHOTS. Philadelphia Ledger: Mr. Mc Adoo thinks that it will take five years for the people to find out how they want the railroads to he run. Some of them have very defi nite opinions upon the subject al ready. Baltimore American: After all, we do owe something to Germany. The magnificent ships which are now bringing our conquering heroes home she built for us, even though she didn't know it at the time. Baltimore American: If even John Dillon has been beaten In East Mayo by the Sinn Feiners, the Irish party founded by Parnell may be in sight pf its end. That is rather a sad reflection for many thousands of sane and sympathetic Irish Am ericais. Kansas City Star: The German radi cal who called Premier Ebert "a shameful smirch on the German gov ernment" must have some pro nounced ideas concerning that gen tleman. Any smirch that can dis figure the German government is no slouch of a smirch. Philadelphia Ledger: An inventory of the ex-kaiser's personal belong ings showed that he possessed 598 military and naval uniforms. Ger many's change from a monarchy to a republic will effect a consider able conservation of cloth. New York World: The spectacle of woman suffragists burning In Washington the books and speeches of the president of the United States, who did more tha any other presi dent to secure them the right of suf frage, is a strange one. It indicates, among other things, the long gap there is between the reasoning processes of some women and others. Here and There Canada has a woman professional , undertaker and embalmer. y , Seaweed offers a prolific source of fuel oil when present aupplleg are exhausted, according toan English professor, who has obtained seven gallons from a ton of vegetable mat ter. , Excavating for the new boiler room of the J. T. Slack corporation at Springfield, Vt the contractors unearthed a bef hide which must have lain there 68 years and Is still in a perfect state of preservation. Chamber of Commerce records at Butte, Mont, show that the majority of the 90,000 inhabitants of the city are unmarried, although of mar riageable age. There are about 8,000 families containing 25.000 persons In Butte. When a man at Reading, Pa,, paid Justice of the Peace Henry S. Mach ner half a dollar for legal work, the squire laid the money on a hitching post, by which they were standing, and forgot all about It, and it stayed there for three days. Living, together at Bowdoinham, Me., are Mrs. Eleanor Sparks, Ut years of age; her sister, Mrs. Mary A. Green, 98 years of age, and thlr brother. William K. Denham. 85 years of age. Mrs. Denham was 85 on November 4. For some time the United States has been the largest seller to Japan, and its sales are Increasing faster than those of any other country: the increase in American exports to this district alone having been about $46,000,000 in 1917, compared with 1916.' X Test for Air Mail Service." New York World: Air mall serv ice has passed .the point where It can be called an experiment But 1 Justify jlhe extension of the service it must' be shown by the actual re turns to be profitable. There are many other ways in which the Post office department can spend surplus funds to excellent advantage. A NEBRASKA IDYL. To a Peaco .Celebration at war with re straint 1 Came a roan universally known sa a taint. He was tall and looae-Jolnted, Ml visage was stern; And his patriotism so hard to discern That his slinking away waa but lightly remark'd Mil ha sprar-r f ronV an alley where autoi were ark'd With a shout that set many emotion! In play: "It's a WON-derful dayl It'a a WON- derful day!" Then he caper'd and prane'd, and hi clapped his broad hands While he twlrl'd hit slim legs to the muslo of bands; He was here he was there till ha aimed a mad kick ' At a hat on the walk, tnd recoil'd from the lick: As he lifted his gaze to a circle of smiles He remark'd. "I will wager I kicked it four miles." Then he sprang to hit feet with hit arms all a-sway: "It'a a WON-derful day! It't a WON- derful day!" ( At eleven p. m. as he passed through th park He was bowing to spott whert the shall ows lay dark (We'll suppose they were animate object! to him) With his collar unbutton'd, a hat with nc brim And the story la current that ever tlnci then As they pass through the park super-sen' sative men Hear the breezes repeat In a musical was "It'a a WON-derfuJ day! It s a WON derful day!" Fremont. Neb. ISAAC A. KtLQORH. "I say. Fido, you don't setm to be very Well satisfied with your dinner today." "How could I be when this family has gone bone dry?" Baltimore American. . "I love the ground you walk on." he said. - And a little later inquired: "Does your father own this property?" Kansas City Journal. "I believe boys are like , wheat In one respect." "What Is that?" "To make them useful they ought to he well thrashed." Passing Show. "You aay you need 1100?" "Badly." "Why don't you borrow It from God son? He's a friend of yours and alwaya has plenty of'nuney." "I'd ha.ve to listen to one of Grldson s little lectures on thrift. I don't need f 100 badly enough for that." Life. "I'm going to drive Into the city with ou today, John," said Mrs. Maxwell. "I nt to do a little shopping." "I understand your stateglc plans.". answered her husband. "The drive is to he followed by a counter-attack. Chris tian Endeavor Register. EPI Increases strength of delicate, nervous, run-down people in two weeks' time in! many instances. It hat been used and endorsed by such men as Hon. Leslie M. Shaw, former Secretary of the Treasury and En-Governor of Iowa and Vice- Presidential Nominee Chas. A. Towne: V. S. Commissioner of Immi gration Hon. Anthony Camlnetti also United States Judge G. W. Atkinson of the Court f Claims of Washington and others. Ask your doctor or druggist about it ' , SATURDAY araeaaaaaaaasBBaaBaaeaeaaaaMBaaaaaaaaaaaaaassa Left Over Day at HOSPE'S $ THE DOLLAR' WINDOW Everything in the East show window displayed all day Friday goes at only ONE DOLLAR EACH Framed pictures, sheet pictures, flowers, flower baskets, mahogany and solid brass candle sticks, shades, decorated candles, silver articles, brass goods, nut bowls, stat uary, tapestries, bric-a-brac, photo frames to hang and to stand. A vast yariety of high class decora tions for the walls and tables of the homes. Some articles cost up to $10.00 each. We will-clean them up Saturday. 1513 Douglas St. The After-Christmas Art and Music Store 'Yl HOME OWNERS Are you paying more than 6 for the loan on . your home? The Conservative has the lowest As sociation rate in the city only 6. If you have ample security, come in to see us. We wilgive you the benefit of this low rate. No commission charged. .Act now ! - . k , The Conservative Loan Association ; . Resources $14,350,000.00 1614 Harney Street