' THE OMAHA SUNDAY BEE : DECEMBER 1, 1918 The Omaha Bee DAILY (MORNING)- EVENING SUNDAY - FOUNDED BY EDWABD BOBKWATKB VICTOR ROSEWATER, EDITOR. THB BEE PUBLISHING COMPANY. PROPRIETOR - MEMBERS OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS tt Anoriatnt Press. hic Tha Km ti nuoiwr. n exclinimr salltlsd to Uw ua lot publlottlM of all news dispatches eradlttd M U of not otbonrtM cndiud tn this psper. and also too loot! aewt published hereto. 4U rifbts of iiuDlieslioo al our anaeial dispatches an alao naanad, "" OFFICESi Chlcat? Paotila'a flu Bolldln, Omaha Tha Baa Bids. Maw lork m rtfU Ate. South Onaha m N St BL loois New B l of t'ouuntroa, Oouoell Btuffa It N. Main St, Waahlatton till 0 Ik . . tlnoola UiHa Bulldin. v OCTOBER CIRCULATION Daily 68,570 Sunday 60,405 Ararat ctrcnlatloa for tha noeib subscribed and iworo to bt K. B. Biaao. Ctreulatloa lUnaier. Subscribers leaving tba city should hava Tha Baa mailed to them. Address chanfad aa olten aa requested. fHE BEE'S SERVICE FLAG ii I I Ittlillllll WV Herr Hollwcg admits the note to Serbia was eybo sharp. Took him a long time to find it out. sib) Congress will resume its grind again this "week, but scarcely with the vim it showed a year ago. Open door for sugar after today, but do not let that lead you into foolishness. Enough still is as good as a feast. ' Portugal looked like a joke when it went into the war, but watch its representatives sit up straight at the peace table. Now we are told that Pershing is not popu lar with British or French high commands, but that sounds like a tale for the marines. ' Another complaint against the crown prince is that he wore a green necktie. On certain dates that is de rigeur a swell as au fait. Spanish flu is raging in Iceland, which may discourage the thought that cold f eather kills the disease. Be careful how you sneeze. The senate has agreed to rescind the second class postage rates and to cut out the zone fool ishness. What will Mr. Burleson say to this? Between the bolshevik! and emperors out of a job, Switzerland is sure to have a considerable army of permanently unemployed to look after. Nebraska is credited with producing 50,000 tons of. beet sugar for the current season, and yet sugar is not regarded as one of our leading crops. , Cb, airman Hurley is going to seize the ships interned' in Hun harbors; all right, but he wil have to hurry to get them away from other claimants. . As to the increase in freight rates, it may help some to keep in mind that the entire tax is finally divided about even between the pro ducer and the consumer. North Dakota Danes have awarded the No bel peace prize to President Wilson. He un doubtedly deserves it, for he certainly did all he could to bring peace to troubled world. A lot of simple-minded folks still are in the dark as to why dancing cannot be permitted in school houses. Such a, performance cannot be a great deal worse than boxing in a church gymnasium. . v s Senator Chamberlain warns the public that the army organization must, not be cast on the scrap heap. Here is one democrat' who at least lias been consistent in regard to military training. Frau Hohenzollern did riot know whether to laugh or cry when she joined her fugitive soouse in Holland. She at least consoled herself with the thought that she lost neither husband nor son in battle. ' A 1iAani.t tti Vfl1 Unm J... ,1 ,4 - class of Moro girls as ijurses, an eloquent re minder of what the United States has done over there. And only twenty years ago the entire democratic party of the United States was fol lowing the great pacifier in his crusade to aban- tn Pri i1iffitia writ a ttrr fat- minVir nvaK . take them. -Secretaries Daniels, Baker and Wilson have toasted George Creel and complimented him on "sustaining the morale of the people," and those who remember jhe thrilling story, of the U-boat .... .aimi.il mat never iuok Diace. ine cairmaiirn in .behalf of the airplanes that never were built and a lot of other fiction emanating from the Creel headquarters will wonder just what the secretaries of navy, war and labor take us for. Nebraska's Peace Whoop ihe first, peace hurrah out of the middle west comes sounding across the prairies out of Nebraska. And close in its wake rolls, a boom ing song of prosperity and progress. The Blackwater state has a billion dollars in its pockets and wants the wide-world to know it. .. e .-J . it.. - i 1 i c. ui vi jM wucai auu d uuiw it uusuci prune on "corn and hogs at $17.50 the hundredweight it raises more than 100,000,000 pounds yearly of beet sugar. , 1 . , v Does Nebraska, then, .propose to turn prodi gal of its riches? Not on its commonwealth 1 It has already more automobiles in proportion to population than any other state. But it means to build good roads, not burn them. All over Nebraska there is the call for roadmakers. while in Omaha alone over $10,000,000 worth of buildings, some already under way, await con structive hands. We - note a high school of commerce to cost $1,000,000 and a jail to cost $250,000. Nevertheless, we do not assume a ratio as of one to four between crime and busi ness education. Nebraska's eloquence a3 to its wealth, its re soxes, its optimistic purpose, fairly rivals the of .tory of its most famous citizen. It is an epic version, attuned to the spirit of 1918. of the great American Brag discovered by Old World visitors to the New World in the middle of last century. Upon the present ear it strikes not ungratefully. It is a hurrah with a hoist It is pointed healthfully with that demand for more men. Nebraska can take care of 75,000 work men even after, the remainder of its own 41,000 sons shall have returned from war. It seems certain that this billion-dollar state of mid- America will oe eariy ana warmiy rememoerea on the occasion of the next Liberty loan, to say aothins; of the incoaae tax New York World. IDEALS AND PRACTICAL REALITIES. "Fine,words butter no parsnips," at peace councils or elsewhere. We may as well accus tom ourselves to tfie prospect of the Entente Allies seeking to retain as much of material ad vantage as they may secure from the settlement to be arrived at when the great conclave gath ers at Versailles. And this does not necessarily imply that either of 'them is ready to abandon any of the high ideals embodied in the fourteen points laid down by our president. When it comes to giving those abstractions vitality and transmuting them into active principles, differ ence of opinion may be expected. Equally we may look forward to seeing the Allies standing together until the treaty is formulated, just as they stood for four years against Germany. Notice already has been served of reluctance on part of Great Britain to sacrifice any national interest which may properly be conserved with out menacing the peace of the world, and it may be accepted that France, Italy, Portugal and Belgium are in like mind. This is not in dero gation of the United States, limply a mild way of letting us know we will be but one of the contracting parties and not the whole show at the peace table. Which is the Voice of Wilson? The question of retaining or turning back to their owners the railroads, whose operation the government has taken over for war purposes, looms on the horizon. What will be the stand of the president on this great issue? Where should we seek for light if not from the organs of public opinion that have been claiming to be the chief supporters of the Wilson program and the vociferous echoes of the democratic Help-Wilson-win-the-war cry? Here is what the local democratic newspaper says, supposedly reflecting the personal views of our democratic United States senator: Failure of government ownership to im prove conditions markedly either as o rail roads or telephones or telegraph, have some what quieted agitation for public ownership. And here is what the other local Wilson worshipping sheet puts out: Everybody will hear a tremendous protest and warnings against McAdoo's proposal to retain government control of the railroads of the ' United States. The uproar will come from interested people who do not want to let go of a good thing from which they have been separated and from perfectly honest folk who constitutionally are nervous about any change from the established state of affairs. Is it possible government operation of the railroads can be at one and the same time both a failure and a success? Which is the voice of Wilson? Personnel of the Peace Party. Mr. Wilson has chosen Jor his associates on the peace delegation men whose experience will be of service to him as sole spokesmen for the country. Of Mr. Lansing's qualifications The Bee has expressed opinion on several occasions. His ability as a student and an expounder of in ternational law is unquestioned. Mr. White, the republican selected to accompany the president, spent many years in the diplomatic service of his country in Europe, and so should be per sonally familiar with the history as well as the forms of procedure. He will doubtless have the advantage that comes with personal acquaint ance and knowledge of the European members of the conference. Colonel House was inevita ble, while General Bliss and Admiral Benson will competently represent the army and navy in advisory capacity. ' The interesting fact is that of the group the president alone has a commission from the American people. He only can appear as voic ing the aspirations and ideals of the nation. The others will serve in a ministerial capacity only, for not one of them has the knowledge or sympathy born of contact with the public. Mr. Wilson will be well supported in his his torical and legal needs, but will rely, as usual, on himself for the interpretation of America's international attitude and to impress on Europe the views of the United States. Let Us Do Justice at Home. Protestation of devotion to the principles of democracy, pure and undented, have been on the lips of Americans for many days. We have with great energy and considerable unanimity given ourselves over to the work of overturning autocracy in Europe, unhorsing feudal despots and lighting the lamps for Freedom in countries where it has never been known or long since was forgotten. Having done that to our present content, let us turn to affairs at home and see what we may do for human liberty in our own land. In sixteen states of the union three fifths of the population is denied the franchise granted by the federal constitution. If this wholesale disfraichisement of citizenship af fected only those states, the condition might be tolerated. But it does not. Representatives chosen from those states control the present congress, have controlled in congress for eight years, and have through this power exerted their influence over all the rest of the union. How long will the United States continue to pose as the champion of equal rights for all mankind, at the same time patiently abiding the existence of the political oligarchy that thrives because it dominates the south through the democratic party and holds to power by the sup pression of the vote of the majority of the vot ers in these sixteen states? Developing Music in Omaha. Cultural development is properly measured by attention given to the things that evince re finement in social life. Accepting this as true, it is equally true that anything that aids in es tablishing the result so expressed is of service to the degree of its activity. This brings into view two local agencies for the preservation of public interest in music in Omaha, the Tuesday Musical club and the Music Department of the Omaha Woman's club. Each of these has had a long existence, and each has moc:sily played its part in the community life. Through the stimulation of interest of their members they are making possible the regular and orderly presentation of delectable programs of music for the public. The one gives its support to the bringing hither of talent from abroad, the other to fostering resident professionals by presenting them in concert or recital Through the com bination is made possible opportunity to enjoy not only what is good, but frequently 'what is best, in music. And as this art fills a continu ally expanding part in the life of the nation, it is good that Omaha is thus provided with means for keeping in line with the growth thus indi One Year Ago Today in the War. Rulers of Norway, Sweden and Denmark agreed to maintain neu trality. On the Camhrai front the British regained much of the ground lost to the Germans the previous day. Unarmed American engineers made a gallant fight when surprised by German attack near Couzeau court. . In Omaha 30 Years Ago Today. The Metropolitan minstrels gave a dance at Crop Bros.' hall and over 80 couples were present. Mr, and Mrs. J. B. Miles cele- L brated their wooden wedding at 116 North Twenty-fourth street. Thanksgiving evening Mr. and Mrs. Thomas Swobe entertained a number of friends in their parlors at the Millard hotel. E. O. Stark returned from a three weeks' visit at his old home in St. Johns, N. B. Mrs. Robert Easson entertained a number of friends at progressive euchre Friday evening. About 75 members of the Douglas county bar. met in the assembly room of the Y. M. C. A. building for the purpose of organizing a bar association of Douglas country. Michael Cudahy of the Armour & Cudahy Packing company, arrived in this city. The members of the Douglas County Agricultural society held their annual meeting at the Board ef Trade rooms. The Day We Celebrate. Arthur R. Wells, member of the school board, born 1873. Queen Alexandria, mother of King George of England, born in Copenhagen 74 years ago. Louis J. Malvy, the former French cabinet minister who was recently sent into exile, born 43 years ago. Rt. Rev. Henry Russell Wakefield, Anglican bishop of Birmingham, England, born in Nottinghamshire 64 years ago. William T. Hornday, director of the New York zoological park, born at Plainfield, Ind., 64 years ago. Mark L. Hersey, recently pro moted to be a major general of the United States army, born in Maine, 53 years ago. This Day in History. 1741 Samuel KirkluuJ, the foun der of Hamilton college, born at Norwich, Conn. Died at Clinton, N. Y., February 28, 1808. ' 1807 Napoleon I. appointed his brother, Jerome Bonaparte, king of Westphalia. 1852 Louis Napoleon was official ly informed of his election as em peror. 1865 Habeas corpus was restored in the northern states by presiden tial proclamation. 1893 The Reichstag voted to re voke the decree expelling the Jes uits from Germany. 1900-Canadian troops returned from Sout Africa were formally wel comed by the lord mayor. 1910 Porfirio Diaz was inaugur ated president of Mexico for the eighth term. 1914 Rebel General Christian De Wet captured by the British in Bechuanaland. 1915 Austrians and Germans be gan an invasion of Montenegro. 1916 President Wilson protested to the German government against the deportation of Belgians. Timely Jottings and Reminders. First Sunday in Advent. Annual memorial day of the Benevolent and Protective Order of Elks. Throughout Canada today will be observed a day of thanksgiving for the coming peace. Federal , Food Administrator Hoover has designated the week be ginning today for the observance as conservation weeic tor worm rener. Organized labor is to celebrate the victory over the Central Empires with -a great mass meeting to be held tonight in New York City. Storyette of the Day. Oliver Iselin, on leave in Tuxedo, was praising the American girls engaged in war work overseas. "And they're good girls." he said, "better girls I believe, than our country ever turned out before. "They're certainly better than the old ladies, male and female, who spy on them on the pretense of look ing after their morals. "One of these old ladies, an el derly New York broker, was talking to a canteen girl in Paris: "'Yes' the girl said, 'I adore my work. The only thing I complain of is the irregularity of the mails.' "The old broker heaved a sigh and tried to take the girl's hand, but she drew it away. '"Ah, yes' she said 'The males were irregular, too, in my young days. As we used to put it Never trust a female too far nor a male too near.' "Detroit Free Press. ODDS AND ENDS England now has a special type of railway ear built to carry airplanes. The largest butterflies are found In British New Guinea, eome of them measuring as much as 11 inches across the wings. England is using paper envelopes which can be turned inside out and made to do service a second time. , Colonial troops first served with ithe British army in 1884-5, when New South Wales sent a contingent of 800 to the Soudan. With the harvesting of a larger than usual potato crop in Denmark, the alcohol manufacturers are ob taining permission to resume busi ness on a somewhat larger scale, and expect to make 800,000 gallons, compared with 60,000 gallons last year. At an anti-influenza auction sale In St Louis admission was by card only. A. doctor was stationed at the door to watch for symptoms of colds, and the buyers were placed at desks three feet apart and warned that any one who coughed or sneezed would at once be ejected, , ' t Views and Reviews Comment on Men Mentioned In the Current News Meredith Nicholson's series of articles en titled "The Valley. of Democracy," whose allu sions to Omaha's commission plan of city gov ernment and the extent of the German propa ganda here raised the ire of the Commercial Club publicity agents when they appeared seri ally in Scribner's Magazine, have been gathered into a single volume, now presented to the pub lic. As a matter of fact, Mr. Nicholson's refer ences to Omaha were obviously intended to he complimentary and meant in the most kindly spirit his questioning of the effectiveness of mqnicipal reform through the commission plan route being drawn from the city's experience before the last election. In the revision for the book the added explanation makes this clear; "At the election last spring," we are told, "only one of the city commisioners waj re-elected and Omaha is hor'ir' that the present year will show a distinct improvement in the manage ment of its public business. Local pride is very strong in these western cities and from the marked anxiety to show a forward-looking spirit and a praiseworthy sensitiveness to crit icism, we may look confidently for a steady gain in the field of municipal government." Very considerate of us is Mr. Nicholson, I say. The quotation from the Ohlinper report on the as cendancy of German "Kultur" in our city, and particularly its intrusion into our public schools, is still used by way of illustration, yet with the comment, lhese conditions have, of course, passed, and it is for those of us who would guard jealously our rights and honestly fulfill our obligations, as American citizens to see to it that they do not recur." Mighty good advice for us to heed, there, too. Let me say a few words about Charles R. Van Hise, under whose administration, just brought to a close by his death, the University of Wisconsin took the first place among the great state universities of the middle west, as 1 said last week about Andrew D. White, who, as its first president, put Cornell university almost from the start in rank with the big edu cational institutions. One cannot help seeing a noticeable similarity between Wisconsin and Cornell in the physical location on high ground in each instance overlooking a beautiful lake, in the general layout and construction of build ings, in the co-educational scheme, in the com prehensive policy and aims. Ferhaps a link is to be found in the fact that President Van Hise's immediate predecessor was Charles Kendall Adams, who had gone directly from the presi dent's chair of Cornell to the same position at Wisconsin. White and Adams were both his torians, Van Hise was a geologist, but plainly with a rare executive ability not often possessed by men specially trained in the natural sciences. During a visit to Madison on invitation to de liver a course of lectures there. I had the pleas ure of being entertained by President Van Hise shortly after his induction into office and he was still immersed in his geological studies and re searches. He had been experiencing some trouble with his eyes and said he kept abreast of the current literature of the subject by having Mrs. Van Hise read to him, and grasped the meaning perfectly from her even, unmodulated reading of words and wording she herself did not try to understand. President Van Hise was also at the Conservation congress, at which I was one of the delegates representing Nebraska, at which he was looked to as one of the recog nized authorities on the distribution of mineral and other natural resources in this country. Wis consin took pride in the fact that he was the first native-born son of the Badger state to be president of its state university and at the same time the first alumnus of the university to be come its head. He marked out new paths and set a fast pace for his successor whoever he may be. Wonder if folks have caught the full signifi cance of the return of six republicans to repre sent Nebraska in the lower house of congress, making a solid delegation in that body? This has happened only once before in the history of the state, when the Roosevelt wave swept over a divided opposition in this state in 1904 and gave us six republican congressmen. In 1894 the re publicans elected five out of six, which was pretty close to it. Never have the democrats had a solid house delegation at Washington out of Nebraska, the nearest they came being in lsyo, when the score stood four to two. It should be remembered, of course, that the state has been Recorded six members only since the 1890 census. We had started out with a single representative and had secured an increase in the number to three as a result of the 1880 cen sus. Up to 1887. all Nebraska congressmen had been elected as republicans. The(first democrat to DreaK in was jonn A. Mcsnane, cnosen from this district for that term. When he was suc ceeded by W. J. Connell, we again had a solid republican house delegation, which was broken the next time when W. J. Bryan won out and was restored only, as I have, said, by the 1904 election and again now by the election of this year. The dispatches have already announced the citation for the Crois de Guerre of Colonel Wil liam Hayward, whom we will always claim as a son of Nebraska, although he has been com manding a regiment which he recruited and trained in New York. The text of the citation which has been sent to friends here is worth reproducing. As translated, it reads: Under command of Colonel Hayward, who, though injured, insisted on leading his regi ment in the battle, of Lieutenant Colonel Pickering, admirably cool and brave; of Major Cobb (killed), of Major Spencer (grievously wounded), of Major Little, a true leader of men, the 369th R. I. U. S., engaging in an offensive for the first time in the drive of September, 1918, stormed powerful even ing positions energetically defended, took after heavy fighting the town of S , captured prisoners and brought back six cannons and a great number of machine guns. With that glorious record. Colonel Hayward and his gallant officers and men should be enti tled to decorate their coats completely over with crosses, ribbons and other insignia of honor. Let Colonel Hayward come back to Nebraska and give us a chance to show our pride and grateful appreciation. People and Events On or about July 1, 1919, the eastern wet belt will join the chorus and lend anthem, fervor and volume to the song, "Oh, How Dry I Am!" War topics drift to the junk heap as rapidly as warmakers. Paragraphers switch off cheerily to the old. reliable subject "Why is a bald headed man?" Only two states in the union, Minnesota and Pennsylvania, fell behind their quota in the United War Work drive. The distinction is not an enviable one. Executive clemency .has been extended to a pair of Kansas City con men sent up for 10 years, conditioned on their return to the peni tentiary on January 1. Holiday season paroles suggests a sharp revival in their neglected busi ness. Col. John J. Garrity, the new chief of Chi cago police, was former commander of the Sec ond division, Illinois National Guard. He has been identified with the state militia nearly 30 years and has seen active service in Cuba and the Philippines. Chief Garrity is a native son and is rounding into his 46th year. Judge John W. Goff, one of the noted jus tices of( the supreme court of .New York county reaches the age of 70 January 1, and retires from the bench under the age-limit law. Judge Goff won his legal spurs in 1891 as counsel for the Lexow investigating committee and has pre sided at the trials of many notorious Criminals. . Around the Cities St. Louis is not satisfied with the Impromptu celebration on Victory aay ana win pull off another on XJecenmer 7. Cedar Rapids. Ia., reports 60,000 pounds of penc-h pits on hand and the bottom knocked out of the mar- get ror gas musks. New Tork turns wearily from war activities ana tightens its belt for a smash at the autocrats of the hat- cheek gouKe. Provocation warrants a knockout. Chicago dogs found guilty of dis orderly conduct or vagrancy will go to glory hereafter in a $10,000 death house. The Anti-Cruelty society finances the project. More than 10,000 pupils are en rolled in the St. Louis night schools. Training in public speaking and in wireless telegraphy have been added to the list of studies. Philadelphia proposes to stick to the skip-stop system of street ear operation for the present. Authori ties esteem the system as a con servator of fuel and a booster of speed. Garfield, Utah, celebrated Victory day differently. Instead of staging a besom of noise townspeople put up an old-fashioned barbecue and cheered lustily between bites of roasted beef, mutton and other en thusing fillers. New York City stands to lose $2,600,000 in license money should war prohibition go into effect July 1, next. That sum covers only the midsummer quarter year, the an nual loss to the city treasury being around $8,000,000. Chicago polticians are bestirring themselves for the spring mayoralty campaign. Roger Sullivan exploded a shell in No Man's Land by urging the selection of the "biggest man In town," regardless of party lines, for mayor. No names are mentioned, but much guessing is on. Bibulous life is getting perilously dry in and around Detroit. Not a flicker of a sup can be had across the river in Windsor, where in former times snifters were made on the spot. Toledo is about to close up its booze founts right in Detroit's face. Luckily the flowing river will provide wetness and Detroiters are free to Jump in. An orderly but determined crowd of 10,000 persons lined the route of a scheduled socialist parade in Min neapolis, one day last week, as a protest against the red flag. A mere handful of profesional agita tors walked some of the way be tween silent lines of defenders of the Stars and Stripes, but not a red flag fluttered. RIGHT TO THE POINT Washington Star: Iron crosses sell for a cent in Berlin, but they can't become as cheap as Rill feels. Baltimore American: When one contemplates the new war taxes and the high cost of living, it is difficult to be content to leave the ex-kaiser to the stings of his own conscience. Washington Post: Won't it be too bad if all the monarchies In Europe turn republics and force Bill Hohen zollern to move on? By the way, this is ideal suicide weather for GeiS mans. Detroit Free Press: The Germans have admitted that the station at Ostend was mined with several time bombs. They left those souvenirs for the same people from whom they are now asking mercy. Brooklyn Eagle: Many a sweet 1 girl's pity will be stirred when she learns that her hero's candy ration is to be only half a pound a month. And she will doubtless reflect that things would be a lot better managed with a woman as secretary of war. Philadelphia Ledger: Things are already getting back to the pre-war basis. Time is money and this coun try does not waste it in Idle waiting. The rapidity with which we got into the war astonished the world, and we are not going slow about recon struction. New York World: It is said that the grand duchess of Luxemburg in view of the reported desire of her subjects that she should abdicate, will ask them to vote on tlv ques tion. Curious how popular the in itiative and referendum have sud denly become in the old lands of autocracy! Signposts oj Progress " Chiefly for roofing automobiles an Imitation glass that resembles cellu loid has been invented in Europe. The United States annual produc tion of sulph r tn a dozen years has increased from a few more than 800 tons to more than 230,000 tons. A circular rake which is said to be both efficient and labor-saving has been patented by a woman. The idea came to her as a result o: an accident which rounded an ordinary rake and made it work better and with less effort. Ireland grows more food for Great Britain than for home consumption, even proportionately to the popula tion, and is an essential base for the British food supply. Although hav ing only 10 per cent of the popula tion, 40 per cent of the cattle and SO per cent of the pigs of the United Kingdom are pi oduced here. Norwegian agriculture has under gone quite a change during the war. Large areas of new land have been tilled with a view to giving the coun try as much grain as popsslble. Thus Norway, which formerly was obliged to import large quantities of food stuffs, in the future will be able to take a more independent position with regard tx these imports. For the first time the whole of the Australian wool clip has been valued on a scientific basis. Some 664,000, 000 pounds have been handled, and the result, based on the all-round flat rate of 154d per pound, is said to be 14.68d. Last season the ap praisements worked out of 14.15d, which shows an increase for this 6eason of 9.6 per cent. The new clip has already commenced to move into Sydney. The sugar bearing area of Natal, which also includes Zululand, is the most profitably cultivated area in the union of South Africa, so far as value per acre is concerned. The whole area under cultivation cannot exceed 600,000 acres, and. with a crop of only half a ton an acre for every two years it will amount to at least $12,000,000 per year, or about $24 per acre, while the general yield of agricultural produce per acre throughout s the union is much smaller. Quaint Bits oj Life The first Moro girls ever gradu. ated as nurses received their diplo mas as members of the class of 1918 from the Philippine general hospital. Miss Elsio Boyer of Fontana. Pa., is proud because she has raised a radish that weighs more than three pounds and is 14 inches in cir cumference. For the first time In recorded his tory the county Jail In Bangor now contains more liquor sellers than liquor drinkers, sentenced as such six sellers, four soaks. Charles Roach of Cleveland. 64 years old, father of 23 children, is under arrest, charged for the eighth time with nonsupport. He aays that his children ought to support him. Capt. N. H. Means of Ellsworth, Me., who will be 94 years old this month, took an automobile ride to Bangor to call on his brother-in-law, J. S. Young, who is 91 years old, and the boys had a great time to gether. , When, Private J. Smith at Camp Meade received a letter from his home town in Plantsville, Gonn., signed "Your dear mother," and ad dressed to him as "My dear son," he made inquiries and found that his father, a widower for two years, had married again, and that his "dear mother" was 22 years old. John is 23. There are said to be 3,424 spoken languages or dialects in the world, distributed as follows: America, 1,624; Asia, 937; Europe, 687; Africa, 276. The English language i spoken by more than 150,000,000 people: German, 125,000,000; Rus sian, 90,000,000; French, 60,000.000; Snanlsh. 55.000.000: Italian. 40.000 - 000; Portuguese, 30,000,000. HERE AND THERE. The state of Connecticut is out of debt and has a surplus of cash suffi cient to take care of outstanding bonds. When Gov. Marcus Hol- comb took charge of Hartford in 1914 the state's Indebtedness was nearly $12,000,000. With a -dislocated shoulder, Mrs. Iola Curry Hamilton, of La Grange, N. Y., ran two miles for help after her automobile had turned turtle, with her infant child on the front seat, wedged between the steering wheel and the windshield, so that she could not extricate it. The French tricolored flag does not consist of red, white and blue in equal proportion. In every 100 parts, blue is 30. white 33 and red 37. This is because, due to an optical 'illusion, the white, in the middle, would look narrower than the blue which is next to the staff and the red still narrower, if the colors were of the same width. SIDELIGHTS ON THE WAR. An organization of negroes In Florida has set out to sell 10,000 thrift stamps to colored people. The armor of the motor cars used in the present war ranges from three-sixteenths to a quarter of an Inch in thickness and is impervious to rifle and machine gun fire. A French army aviator says he has seen flies go up with his balloon as high as 2,970 feet. Grasshoppers cling to the basket of the balloon un til the air becomes too rarified for them, when they let go and fall. He i.iys the swallows have a glorious time catching these Insects. " 11 l 1 connis ror In the conduct of a modern burial experience counts for much. We wish to assure you that we can fur nish you with a dignified, satisfac tory funeral at the price you wish to pay. N. P. SWANSON Funeral Parlor. (Etablithed 1888.) 17th and Cuming St. Doug. 1060. DOMESTIC PLEASANTRIES. "What rlRht has Louisa to wear four star service pin?" "She has two x-husbands anfl a couple of fiances in tho army.'1 Browning's Magazine. Traveler You cannot tell Row terrible an experience It Is to be lost in the desert. Johnson Oh, yes, I can. I used to live In a dry town. Judge. Brlggs What made you so silent at our gathering the other evening? Griggs Why, confound It all! I had a particularly funny story, had forgotten the exact point and was trying to remem ber It. Briggs Why didn't you ask us? Life. "My husband says I am as young and beautiful to htm now as when we were first married." "Then, why doesn't he go In time to see a good oculist?" Baltimore American. Burroughs I know a man who looks so much like you that one could hardly tell you apart? Lenders (anxiously) You haven't paid him that fiver I lent you three months ago, have you? Boston Transcript. "Here are the courts continually ruling that a wife has the right to go through her husband's pockets.'' i "Well, how do you suppose any court could enforce any other ruling? Chi cago Post. Jack But my ' wife handed me a big surprise. Harry What was It? Jack I told her I was going to stay up with a slrk friend and she said she hoped I would hold as good hands as he did In the game. Boston Globe. "The road to success is apt to be a long, hard one, my boy." "Are there no short cuts, father?'' "Yes, my son. Our penitentiaries are full of men who took the short cuts." Birmingham Age-Herald. WAR'S END. Four years and more of time has passed Since first was heard the bugle blast That summoned men from paths of peace And caused the world's progress to cease That transformed day's most glorious' llKht Into darkness dread of the sable night. The war clouds gathered, thick and fast, And darker grew as moment passed. While In their course destruction spread And millions Joined the soldier dead; lull Joyous peace seemed but a dream And powers of darkness ruled supreme. Onrtishlng heroes from Hunland came With Bword unsheathed and torch aflame, With Instruments more barbarous far Than e'er before employed in war Down tramping nil within their path, Nor sparing childhood from their wrath. Brave Belgium, she to none a fne, Was subjected to unwonted woe; Her fields despoiled of golden grain, Her homes laid waste, her people slain, Her churches, altars, cathedral uplres Razed to the earth by cannon's fires. Nor halted they In their mad advance Till they met their peers In Northern Trance, W,here Sons of Freedom, In might arose And hurled defiance at their foes: And on the world's great battle field These gallant men refused to yield. The Poilus, Tommies and Canadian! lads Proved soldiers brave, and true ofmrads; While the khaki boys from the V. S. A. Helped turn the battle tide our way; So God we praise and church bells ring And sons!' of peace and victory sing. LCHIN ANDREW THOMPSON. Fremont. Neb. , ' ' Hospe says: 4 nil lis a Picture Christmas 'Eleven show cases filled with Gold frames, Japanese Nov elties, Book Ends, Brass, Sil ver and Bronze Candlesticks and Candles. Lamps and Shades, Smokers' Sets, Trays, Nut Bowls, Work Baskets, Statuary, Vases, Cordova Leather Goods. - Twelve cases of Sheet Pictures. Many Frames for Photographs. Every style of Art and Bric-a-Brac. SHOP NOW k3km Musto 1513 Douglas St. . The Christmas Art and Music Store. WHPrJYnilB LIKE LUMPS OF LEAD" When you wake up with backache and dull misery in the kidney region it generally meana you have been atlng too much meat, says a well known authority. Meat ferms uric acid which overworks the kidneys in their effort to filter )t from the blood and they become sort of paralysed and loggy. When your kidneys get sluggish and clog you must relieve them, like you relieve your bowels; removing all the body's urinous waste, else you have backache, sick headache, dizzy spells; your stom ach sours, tongue is coated, and when the weather Is bad you have rheumatic twinges. The urine Is cloudy,, full of sediment, channels of ten get sore, water scalds and you are obliged to seek relief two or three times during the night. Either consult a good, reliah physician at once or get from your pharmacist about four ounces of Jad Salts; take a tablespoonful in a glass of water before breakfast for a few s days and your kidneys will then act fine. This famous salts Is made from the acid of grapes and lemon Juice, combined with lithla, and has been used for generations to clean and stimulate sluggish kidneys, also to neutralize acids in the urine so iC no longer irritates, thus ending blad der weakness. Jad Salts is a life saver for regular meat eaters. It Is Inexpen sive, cannot injure and makes delightful, effervescent lithU-wsd drink. Advertisement