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Pieter Troelstra may be the last straw for
Bringing home the boys is the next big job
on hand. .
Jobs"' will be ready when the soldiers get
back, if that is all that delays demobilization.
Carl Hapsburg says he wants to lead the life
of a private citizen. He will be lucky if he gets
If Holland really is too turbulent for "Bill"
Hohenzollern, things must be in a dreadful
state ther.
Well, if you had the storm windows up, you
were forehanded; if you waited, why now is the
time to act
Of course there is "opposition" to dismiss
ing any democrat from his tonnection with the
state payroll.
The succession of Moses to the Gallinger
toga in New Hampshire opens a wide vista to
irreverent jokesmiths.
General von Mackenzen and his army had to
lay down their arms to march home across
Hungary. Talk about the returning prodigal I
Just as a measure of the shift occuring in a
week, you will notice that the president's
Thanksgiving proclamation got "first page"
position. " 0
"- i Attorney General Reed has guessed wrong
so often that maybe the school ma'ams need
feel little worry about getting pav for their
"flu" vacation. 7 v
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I annex uu5, an yvuaucu uy, ait inoituing
in' columns across conquered territory, giving
the civilians a good look at the army that pol
ished off the kaisef. ; -
Spain havingbeen furnished a brand new
cabinet, the' conversation interrupted by the
resignation of held one can be resumed.
What were we talking about?
Food and fuel control by the government
will continue for some time, but common sense
ought to supplant Hoover and Garfield long be
fore they lay down their duties.
Approach, of freezing weather should remind
the generous that The Bee's shoe fund is pro
viding covering for little feet that otherwise
would be bare. It is open to all; come in.
Ninety-two names are listed oh Omaha's
gold star roll of honor. The city,will perpetu
: ate these names in appropriate fashion, that pos
terity may know of their fidelity even unto
Even Fizzaro did not find Panama a para
dise, and Henry Morgan and his crew did little
to elevate its moral tone. Therefore, that Gen
eral Blatchford finds occasion, to complain of
its ways need surprise none.
JSome signs might be interpreted as evidence
that the kaiser proposes to stage a come-back.
That' is up jo the Germans. If they want to
try the discard, it is their own affair, but jus
tic will reach him anywhere.
"Peace hath her victories," one of them be
ing the j seizure of the oceanic cables by Mr.
Burleson over the vigorous protest of Clarence
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iviaiftajr. 4111a piuuauijr means mai lauic sciv-
ice will be no better than that of the postoffice
hereafter. 1
Colonel RoOseveWs sort will sleep his eternal
sleep undisturbed in Frfhce, along with count
less others who gave up' their lives in the'great
quest for human freedom. Soil so consecrated
as that of France should be regarded as the
most fitting for a hero's burial.
President and Peace Meeting
- if here has long been talk of the possibility
.bf the president's going to the peace conference.
The matter has now reached the stage where it
is under serious consideration at Washington.
Mr. Wilson's personal opinion is understood to
be adverse to the project This is easy to un
derstand. There would be grave practical diffi
culties in the president's absenting himself from
- the country for any length of time.- And the
peace conference is apt to prove a prolonged
affair. Indeed, the strong probability is that it
will not be able to comolete the huee work be
fore it in plenary sessions, but will have to ap-'
point commissions to study details, perhaps to
take charge of particular labors of admimstra-
- tion, for the timebeing, and later to report back.
Jf it were a question merely of the president's
being away for a few weeks there could be no
conclusive objection to his accepting an invita
tion to preside at the peace conference. But
if it involved months of absence the argument
would run heavily against his going. The af-
. fairs of government here could not so well be
conducted bv cable as could the American part
of -the negotiations at the peace .conference. And.
- even the president is not present in body, his
spirit will be there and dominant. This is per
fectly understood in Europe. The allies have
already bound themselves to make peace, on the
feneral terms which Mr. Wilson has laid down,
t is not necessary for him to go to sign them
in person. The written signatures, whatever
-they are, can never make "the historian forget
, the great part played by the president of the
Uaited States.-New .York Post ' ,
On this anniversary of the delivery of Lin
coln's Immortal address at Gettysburg it will be
well to review the advice he then, gave his coun
trymen. While intended for the great ques
tions that then vexed the nation, that address
contains thoughts that may apply to the present
condition. To bind up the wounds of war, to
carry forward the work of the soldiers in estab
lishing liberty, is just as important now as hen.
It was to this task Lincoln adjured the livingto
dedicate themselves, that the dead might not
have died in vain. A similar task confronts us,
and the world, and the future demands the de
votion of our utmost endeavor for the right.
No selfish cause or class interest must be per
mitted to turn the current of victory into priv
ilege for a few. Forbearance is required of all,
but not to the point where any will forfeit full
share in the great opportunity that is now open
ing for everybody. Old things are cast aside
along with old ways, but the new must not be
distorted or Jwisted into special application for
the advantage of cfass, above or below, or in the
middle. A square deal, a fair chance for every
body, anj "government of the people, for the
people and by the people shall not perish from
the earth."
End of Germany's Sea Power.
How completely Germany is beaten is illus
trated by the surrender of its navy. In, no other
way could this be made so clear, even to the
Germans themselves. Von Hindenburg and the
great army laid down arms and started for
home, defeated in battle and rendered harmless
in surrender. They had fought for four years,
with stubbornness and skill, only to be overcome
at last by a jetter directed force. All this time
the navy, on which so much thought and money
have been lavished, the great instrument by
which England was to be stricken and brought
to subjection, remained inactive behind the har
bor defenses at either end of the Kiel canal.
The Dresden, the Emden, the Scharnhorst, the
Gueisenau the Eitel Friederich and one or two
other cruisers' played havoc with commerce for
a short time on the high seas, but soon were
hunted down. A sortie, terminating in the bat
tle of Jutland, in which the Germans were
sorely defeated, comprises the activity of the
great navy on which the kaiser rested one col
umn of his triumphal arch. Its inglorious end
ing is accentuated by the scourge of the U-boat,
set upon the world to bring about a victory in
which terror should be the deciding factor. No
color in all the kaiser's rainbow dream has
twrned a more vivid yellow than that of his navy.
Good Roads for Nebraska.
Good roads ought to mean roads that are
serviceable 365 days in a year, arjd such roads
can only be had through careful construction.
The Bee has preached this doctrine for many
years, and still believes it. In Nebraska large
sums of money are wasted every year in repair
ing roads that are not more than 50 per cent
serviceable. Ordinary highway construction
does not produce permanence, and is costly
even at its best, for too much power is needed
to haul loads over it. All this is well known to
everyone who has given the matter serious at
tention. The state authorities sanction a standard
road to be constructed of a mixture of sand and
clay, because the material is cheap and plenti
ful and permits of easy manipulation. This was
brought out as a makeshift to enable the state
to get in under the federal good roads law. It
may comply with the letter, but hardly will ful
fill the spirit of that law, for it is far from
demonstrated that such a, road is a "good" one,
even in the ordinary acceptance of the term.
Farmers of Nebraska are: the greater users
of the highways of the state; they save or waste
according to the service they get from the roads
they build to maintain. For many years they
have paid from twice to three times as much as
they should for hauling their produce to market
and their supplies back to the farm. In this
regard they are not progressive.
The question of good roads will be presented
to the coming legislature in a practical way; it
will deservemore attention than was accorded it
by the last assembly, when it was given simply
the consideration that would avert loss of the
federal contribution to the construction fund.
Members of the next legislature will serve both
themselves and ihe state if they will now make
even a cursory examination of the problem and
be ready to deal with it from an understanding
point of view. . . x
War and the Plague.
V First thoughts of war almost invariably
turn on loss of life incident to conflict of armies.
The death roll here is always impressive, fre
quently, magnified through vain imagination,
but remaining to the end a convincing evidence
i man's innate savagery. Such thoughts ex
clude a fact that is entitled to far more consid
eration than it ever gets that death is the por
tion of all. Moreover, now that the fighting in
France has ceased, the relation between the war
and the plague is coming to be considered
Whatever the rause, whether it be from dis
turbance of the nutrition of the people because
of carelessness growing out of war excitement,
or for any other reason, a pandemic has pre
vailed, and its death toll has been in the United
States practically double that exacted by the
war. Almost, if not quite, as many" men died
in training' camps here as laid down their lives
in battle abroad, while the number of civilians
who succumbed to ih- "flu" is greater than
either. And the war is over, while the disease
daily adds, to its victims. No comfort can be
had from this, unless it be that men of science
are striving with utmost endeavor to discover
means for checking the scourge. The only
I lesson is that war, terrible as it may be made,
holds scarcely more of danger than follows man
in his most peaceful seclusion.
Prior discoveries by members ot the Ancient
and Honorable Order of Animated Tanks are
now -in some measure confirmed by sdber sci
entists, who have on exhibition a 16-foot man
eating lizard. When theytrot out an elephant
with a pink trunk and green ears they will have
about1" closed the lists.
Emanuel of Italy returned to Rome on a
wave of popular enthusiasm of such nature as
would suggest even lo the most radical that a
king may have some? good qualities. ' ' .' V
If the crowii prince really be safely interned
in Holland, the fact may assure his presence in
court when the time comes to try him, 5
Right in the Spotlight
Dr. Nicholas Murray Butler, who
urges the immediate establishment
of an international court of arbitra
tion and justice with Great Britain,
France, Italy and the United States
as its most potent members, is
president of Columbia university.
New York City. He has played a
large part in the arbitration move
ment, and as one of the trustees of
the Carnegie Endowment for the
Advancement of Peace-he has be
come known internationally among
jurists and statesmen influential in
ushering in judicial and arbitral set
tlement of international questions.
Prior to being elected president of
Columbia university in 1902, Dr.
Butler had been a prominent mem
ber of the faculty of philosophy and
had won a national audience as
editor of the Educational Review.
Of late years he has been conspicu
ous among contemporary American
educators for the active part, he has
taken in the game of practical poli
tics. ' '
In Omaha Thirty Years Ago Today.
There were sold and weighed at
the yards last week 7,519 head 'of
cattle, 2,000 sheep and 23,000 hogs.
Superintendent Ressique, accom
panied by John Langtry of the
bridge building department, and J.
T.. Harvey,, of the mechanical de
partment of the railroads went west
on a tour of inspection.
Attorney Strawn left for the east.
Mrs. W. G. Taffinder and son ar
rived in this city from Sioux Falls,
S. D., and with "Mr. Taffinder will
make their future home in Omaha at
617 Twentieth street.
The directory of the Omaha Base
Ball association have completed the
THE WGOmTOw ii 1
FOR DC SALE of ikJviX 1
negotiations for the sale of Lovett
to the Brooklyn club. The price is
One Year Ago Today in the War.
Daniel Willard was appointed a
member of the United States War
Industries board.
Proclamation of President Wilson,
requiring all alien enemies to regis
ter. In the House of Commpns Lloyd
George stated that five German sub
marines had been destroyed in one
The Day We Celebrate.
Hugh T. Cutler, with the United
States Trust company, born 1886.
Thomas R. Porter, newspaper
correspondent, born 1869. i
Rev. "Billy" Sunday, the world
famous evangelist, born at Ames,
la., 55 years ago. 1
Brig. Gen. Robert K. Evans, U.
S. A., retired, born at Jackson, Miss.,
66 years ago.
Dr. David Sneddon of Columbia
university, born in California, 50
years ago.
J. M. Hannaford, federal manager
of the Northern Pacific railway
lines, born at Claremont, N. H., 68
years ago.
j Jose Capablanca, one of the
world's foremost chess experts, born
at Havana, Cuba, 35 years ago.''
This Day in History.
1770 Bertel Thorwalden, famous
Danish sculptor, born in Copen-'
hagen. Died there March 24, 1844.
1805 Ferdinand de, Lesseps, de
signer of the Suez canal, born at
Versailles, France. Died December
7, 1894. , ,
1914 Japan notified England that
she was willing to turn over Pacific
islands captured from Germany.
1916 Allied army in Monastir, the
first city to be recaptured from the
Germans and Bulgarians.
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Timely Jottings and Reminders.
The War' Service convention of
the Chamber of Commerce of the
United States, which was scheduled
to open at Atlantic City today, has
been postponed to December 4-6.
The anniversary of Lincoln's
Gettysburg address will be observed
today with patriotic meetings of
local camps of the Sons of Veterans
throughout the United States.
As a part of a program to edu
cate the people to use more apples
and prevent the waste of fruit, a
State Apple show will be opened
in Qhicago today, under the auspices
of the Illinois Horticultural society.
The premiers of the several pro
vinces are to confer with the Do
minion' government at Ottawa to
day on questions dealing largely
with the development, of the natural
resources of Canada, especially in
view of the problems which will
arise from demobilization of the
military forces.
Storyette of the Day. '
. Mother was very much occupied
with the new baby, so father took
it upon himself to keep Johnny
from worrying her by being
naughty. He noticed that 'his ob
streperous young son had the qual
ity of thriftiness and resolved to
appeal to it.
"Sonny,", said he, "I'm going to
give you a penny every day you're
a good boy, on condition that every
day you are naughty you are to give
'me a penny. Is it a go?"
"I'd like to do it, dad," answered
the small boy thoughtfully, "but I
can't afford it. I've only got five
pennies in my bank to start on."
Chicago News.
An unique roadway of solid salt,
formingr a part of the Wendover
highway In Tooele county, Utah, Is
projected by the Utah State Road
commission. "
Rev. H. G. C. Hallock of Shanghai,
has compiled a Chinese concordange.
It Is in three volumes and contains
400,000 direct or' Indirect Bible ref
ences, using over 5!000,000 Chinese
characters. . .
Constantino was the first emperor
to Introduce the two headed eagle as
a royal or national device to indicate
that his empire Bad two heads or
kings, but was nevertheless one body
or empire.
An officer of the Japanese navy,
after having discovered a process
which makes paper waterproof, has
Invented a collapsible lifeboat made
ot the material, which can be folded
up and weighs but a few pounds. '
Lincoln's Gettysburg Address
November 19, 1863.
Four score and seven years ago our fath
ers brought iorth on this continent a new na
tion, conceived in liberty and dedicated to
the proposition that all men are created
equal. Now we are engaged in a great civil
war, testing whether that nation, or any na
tion so conceived and so dedicated, can long
We are met on a great battlefield of that
war. We have come to dedicate a portion
of that field as a final resting place for those
who here gave their lives that that nation'
might live. It is altogether fitting and
proper that we should do this. But, in a
larger sense, we cannot dedicate, we cannot
consecrate, we cannot hallow this ground.
The brave men, living and deadu who
struggled here have consecrated it far above
our poor power to add or detract. The world
will little note, nor long remember, what we
say here, but it can never forget what they
did here. It is for us the living, rather, to
be dedicated here to the unfinished work
which they who fought here have thus far so
nobly advanced. It israther forv us to be
here dedicated to the great task remaining
before us; that from these honored dead we
take increased devotion to that cause for
which they gave the last full measure of de
votion; that we here highly resolve that these
dead shall not have died in vain; that this na
tion, under God, shall have a new birth of
freedom, and that government of the people,
by the people, for the people shall not perish
from the earth.
Bills Germany Must Pay
Philadelphia Public Ledger.
Two main objects led Germany to launch the
campaign of unrestricted submarine, warfare
even at the risk of bringing the United States
into the conflict. The more obvious, of course,
was to starve out England and prevent the
transportation of its troops and supplies. The
other, of secondary importance while the war
lasted, was to pave the way for gaining commer
cial supremacy when the war was over. The
first object has been defeated, but the second
can yet be achieved if the allies permit them
selves to be persuaded by casuistic pleas for
generosity to a beaten foe. The sinking of en
emy, tonnage is of course a legitimate war meas
ure, though Germany made it illegitimate by
destroying life as well. But the sinking of neu
tral tonnage is a breach of international law,
whether lives are lost or not. Germany did this
for no other purpose than to wipe out commer
cial rivals. Thus Norway is its chief rival- in
the shipping business among all the neutrals,
and Norwegian ships have suffered more than
any other. The war was from the first a busi
ness enterprise on Germany's part, and this line
was to be one of the most profitable.
The allies have the first claim on German
shipping. None others should be admitted until
theirs is satisfied. In the armistice with Austria
a surrender of the Austrian navy is provided
for, and nothing less can be asked of Germany.
But Germany has a large merchant marine,
partly interned in neutral countries, partly safe
in its own ports, partly taken over by the allied
countries. In ordinary circumstances all its
ships would be returned to it after the war, with
payment for their use if they had been used, or
for their purchase if it was desired to buy them.
We have under the American flag a large Ger
man fleet for which Germany has the right to
ask an equivalent in money. Without denying
that right, we shall have also a right to deduct
from the debt full compensation for all the
losses inflicted by Germany upon allied com
merce. All the allied nations will have the same
right. It may be that all the German , tonnage
now in allied or neutral hands will not Suffice to
pay the bill. Yet the demand of ship for ship,
just as it is, will hardly be pressed to the extent
of leaving Germany with no means to work out
the heavy indemnity which will presumably be
Exacted from it.
' That the neutrals should now be making out
their bills is not surprising. That of Norway
is an especially heavy one. Nearly 900 of its
ships have been, sunk by German submarines
with a tremendous loss of life. Holland, Swe
den, Denmark and Spain have all Suffered,
though in less measure. The Norwegian claim
comes first, however, not merely because it is
the largest, but because the other neutrals have
served Germany more or less at the expense of
the allies. Denmark is excusable, perhaps, since
it had no power to resist. But Holland has
played a callous game throughout, and Sweden's
pro-Germanism has been flagrant and manifest.
As for Spain, though it protested at latf, and
has compelled Germany to turn over seven ves
sels interned in Spanish ports as partial pay
ment for damages, its course has been timid, to
say the least, and it ought to take ,its chances
after more imperative claims have been satisfied.
The nations that have borne the burden of mak
ing the seas safe again must be served first.
Drama of Sedan
With what dramatic color the war for the
liberation of the ravished provinces of France
closes The Americans, debtors toN France, to
Lafayette of immortal memory, the Americans
take from the Huns Sedan, the loss of which in
1871 was a tragedy for the French in the
French and Prussian war. What high dramatic
interest, indeed, centers in this actbf fine
chivalry 1 And how wonderful the movings of
the hands of the clock of destiny that it should
be timed as the curtain drop of the hostilities
for the Americans!
a When the poet and the dramatist and the
painter have time and perspective for the great
pictures and great stagings and the great
dramas of the present war, let them not miss
this as a theme of sublime spiritual interestl
France and the Unted States, friends from the
cradle of the American republic and from the
days of the French revolution France and the
United States are welded yet still closer in the
enduring ties of blood by the latest battle of
the Americans, a battle that made it impossible
for the Germans to do other than accept the
te'rms of the armistice, no matter what these
might be. Hail to France 1 Cherished be the
memories of tre American men who wtre the
heroes of the mighty drama of the capture of
Sedan from the hold of the Hlhns! Baltimore
The Ejaiser as a Sidestepper
- Readers ot the "Willy" and "Nicky" corre
spondence will remember that back in 1905,
when Russia was;ompelled to make peace with
Japan, "Willy" telegraphed to "Nicky" suggest
ing that he sidestep the responsibility of a dis
advantageous and humiliating peace by putting
it up to the Duma representatives to adopt what
was practically worked out for them at Plym
outh and let the people's representatives bear
all the odium which might ultimately result
therefrom. That would lead the people to think
that their own representatives had , betrayed
them and incline them to turn to "Nicky" again.
This may be the policy which the kaiser is
trying to adopt now. He is loading up the
Reichstag, by his own will, with the responsi
bility of extricating the German nation from the
humiliating position to which it has been re
duced. Matters are going from bad to worse
and when the revolution comes and the govern
ment is overthrown, the kaiser will hope to be
able, as he advised "Nicky" to lay the blame
upon the Reichstag, throw out his chest-and
offer himself as the only savior of the German
rition. ! fk ,
And who shall say that the iSerman people
are not stupid enough in their blind devotion to
a domineering spirit like the kaiser to accept
him again as their leader and give him the sup
port which he would require to retain his place
arid influence as the head of the empire. There
might be some pretended political reform, but
the kaiser would still possess the substance of
power. Minneapolis Tribune. "
Free Rides for Railroad Men.
North Platte, Neb., Nov. I A To
me sailor of The Bee: Several
articles have appeared in vour col
umns of late against the giving of
passes to railroad employes, and
from the tone of them are from
writers who do not understand the
principles on which these favors are
In days past all polticians carried
a book of passes to give out to vot
ers about election time, but nowa
days passes are for bona fide em
ployes only. ,
Pleasure passes are issued only to
those who have served a specified
time and each five years of meritori
ous service has its bounds in regard
to free passes.
There are very few stores or 6ther
businesses rh the country today
which do not income way extend
courtesies to their employes in some
manner, either by giving reductions
In goods bought or vacations with
pay, none of which the railroad em
ploye receives.
The farmer has hired help, prob
ably a man and wife, and I am sure
you would think it very wrong for
him to go to town in his car and let
his help walk or pay their way not
a good wayyto reward or keep a good
Employes of all railroads are
given to undrestand that faithful,
merltorlolis service will be rewarded,
and the most of us take this as the
We are restricted on passes from
riding trains that are popular with
the public, and also those that are
ordinarily crowded, besides, we as
sume all risk as to accident.
I am sure that if (he public knew
the conditions under which railroad
men work and suffer in time of
storms they wouldn't feel that we
were getting something for nothing,
or that they were kaying for It, and
would say that we were only getting
what was due us.
I will admit there are some who
abuse this pass privilege, but so in
all other things. I know men who
have been on the road a lifetime and
have never had a pass, off of the
short district on which 'they work,
so it is hardly fair to make all suffer
to punish a few.
I have been a railroad man for
over 20 years and I see lots of peo
ple who are i.s welt, or better, paid
In other walks of life getting re
wards for faithful service, but I have
never felt envious of them in the
least, as I felt they must deserve It
or their employer wouldn't have
presented it.
Don't be a knocker Just because
you can't have everything you see
others have. You can have these
passes, too, If you care to go through
five to ten years' apprenticeship In
any branch of service on the road
"You'll earn them."
Engineer W. P. R. R.
"I started golf to get my mind off oum
ness.' 'Did the plan work?"
"Teg. Now I'm looking for some other
game that'll get It back again. Wash
ington Star.
Around the State
Albion NewsVoes the Friend Tel
egraph one better by propostng Gen
eral John J. Tershing for president
Jn 1920.
Heretofore the measured value of
Nebraska rains ranged from $1,000,
000 to $100,000,000. The copious
downpours of victory week raises
the valuation to a height approxi
mating the German Indemnity.
Johnny Ragen of Ord, a frisky
young-old one of 65 years, next Sat
urday will do a walking stunt of 60
4-miles In 15 hours on the town race
track. If he wins it means 1600
good money fn his jeans. Walking
is Johnny's life-long habit.
Harvard Courier plans to move
into a new shop late this month.
Editor Buck intimates it will be the
finest ever, which means that the
Courier will put on so much more
style In face and form as will cinch
the journalistic beauty prize.
Down in Nebraska City, according
to the Press, a lover of the old Fath
erland let his heart run away with
(his purse in the early rtages of the
war. lie invested an nis avaiianie
resources in German war bonds, and
now holds a sackful of kalserlieh
paper which wouldn't interest a pulp
Habits of wise economy and thrift
out in Nebraska as practical bene
fits of thewar. Economy in spend
ing and thrift In saving, whether
voluntary or compulsory, not only
helped to win the war, but proved
how easy and simple is the task of J
saving wnen Dacnea oy me rigni
spirit. Nebraska's leadership in per
capita of war savings stamps invest
ment evidences widespread habits
of thrift, quick response to national
necessities and commendable speed
in hopping to a good thing. More
over, the record lines up full-chested
with Nebraska's admirable standing
in all war demands.
Mrs. Sprlnky Mrs. Foonster 'has a
college professor" to tutor her son and pays
him an enormous salary.
Mr. Sprlnky I'd call thai hlrte educa
tion. Town Topics. ( f
"What kind of a portrait Is the artist
going to paint of that public speaker?"
"To be natural I think It ought to be
a speaking likeness.'' Louisville Courier
Journal, " Would you say that she Is good look
ing?" "That depends."
"On what?"
"On whether I was speaking of her
face or to her face.'' Detroit Free Press.
Toung Minister (receiving gift of foun
tain pen) Thank you. I hope I shall
now De awe to write better sermons,
The Lady 1 hope so Boston Trans,
"In this story of sea life It says that
the arrogant captain turned on his heel
and walked aft."'
"And what did the scorned young hero
do?" '
"Oh, he was game. He walked after"
Baltimore American.
P" Cholly Klumsy always says every,
thing the longest way, regardless of the
Con Yeh, he's one of the kind of peo
ple who would shout "Asslstanle required,
Assistance required!" if be fell In the
water. Indianapolis Star.
"I met our new minister on my way
to Sunday school, mamma," ,sald Willie,
"and he asked me If I ever played marbles
on Sunday."
"What did you answer?'' asked mother.
"I simply said: 'Get thee behind me,
Satan!' and walked off and left him,"
was the triumphant response. Utlca Ob
server. '
"Many a man would be proud to stand
In your shoes."
"I don't doubt it," replied Senator
Sorghum. "Politics out my way got so
fierce for a while and leather was so
expensive that a man might expect ro
lose his shoes almost as easily as his
reputation." Washington Star.
The service star in the window,
I must change from blue to gold
That those who look when passing
, Will know my story's told.
But they cannot see the heartache,
Nor the tears that fall like rain.
For my boy la dead, he's a memory,
He'll never come back again.
Some die on the fileds of battle.
Where the blood la deep and red;
Some die in the great cantonments
Before they are sent ahead.
But each dies at his post of duty
As he bravely does his bit.
So sleep In peace my soldier lad
In your, suit of khaki hue;
Tou answered the call of your country,
And all honor is due to you.
The service star In the window
Made of red, white and blue,
Meant mother anxiously waiting,
For the boy she loved so true.
But now the star Is yellow
Like the gold in her weddjng ring
And mother's heart Is breaking.
For death ever has Its sting.
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St. Louis Globe-Democrat: ' Ouri
soldiers kept right on till the whistle
blew. i
Washington Post: Harden ay
that "reason triumphed." Yea; as-
sisted by a few doughboys and Uncle
Sam's persuasive sm,Ue, market
basket end pocketbook. -,(
.Kansasity Star: However, if.
as the Germans claimed, this war
was a contest for supremacy be
tween Anglo-Saxonlsm and Teuton
Ism well, ,the Teutons now know
their "place in the sun," all right!
New York Herald: You don't for
a' minute suppose that the ex-crown
prince, who looked after himself so
carefully in the war, would get so
reckless as to be shot after peace
had come?
Brooklyn Eagle: Not since Hoh
enlohe said he must find a tricky
asent to send to Cyprus to bedevil
the natives has Germany been so In
need of a liar who can deliver the
goods as It is today.
Baltimore American: The kaiser
might have known any time he went
to a circus and saw Hons jumping
through llaming-hoop stunts and el
ephants meekly carrying passengers
on their huge backs that brute force
can never hope to rule the world. ,
Washington Post: ' The Germans
have made an amendenment to the
imperial constitution ana say mar,
this meets the allied conditions of
peace. No, not quite. It wasn't the
German constitution that murdered
women and chlldiSen.
Brooklyn Eagle: Quek removal
of the ban on-new building Is an en
thusisatic dream of realty men. But
the reflection on materials we must -send
to France and Belgium must
chill the most enthusiastic. The
world is as greedy as they are for
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