ri ' . The Omaha Sunday Bee OMAHA, SUNDAY MORNING, NOVEMBER 10, 1918. By ROBERT J. HORTON. ,; Life is just one celebration after mother these days. , First it was the nVban lifted. We had to celebrate that. Then, after a nerve wrecking campaign, the republicans were elected and we had to celebrate that. Next the Daily News declared peace and w$ were at it again. The Daily News with its exclusive report about the declaring of an Bill and Hank Wield Caustic TongueWhile Plying Brush Vouve got to hand it to these two vocalist-painters, Bill and Hank. .(They've got the proper idea about work. " They combine art with their man ual, labor. They mix metaphores and split infinitives with theinpaints; they wield the caustic tongue while they ply the dabby brush. And they re never late to meals. Promptly at eight-thirty, or there abouts, they aare on the scaffold, paint pots handy, brushes poised, and then "I see where the' republicans all 1 got elected, Bill." , : "Sure they did. I knew they I would. It was all a frameup letting I the demycrats in in the first place." I VFrameupl How d'ye make that a put?" STjie republicans put 'em in and sinow the reoutflicans takpn m nut that's all; what I mean." "Why Bill, I never heard, that. How'd they put 'em in?" Business of laying the brushes on the paint pots and taking out the old black plug of chewing. 'It's .this way, Hank. Didn't the republicans have that last national election won?. Sure they did. It was a cinch fer Hughes and then when he was sure tbe elected the word was passed around that war was a pipe. So they wired out to California, 'Lay offen him' mean ing Hughes 'Lay offen him. It looks like war and we don't want the blame for it' That's how they got. in; the republicans put 'em in. Now they're taking 'em out." , Dab dab dab splash 1 '"But what are they taking 'em out for, Bill?" "Can't depend upon 'em, ,that's what. They're too freih. ' Look what they've done. Why the hull administration is getting to be an advertising agency fer McAdoo. If you take a trip anywhere on the train you see McAdoo's name on the timetable, 'you see it twice on the ticket and the conductor mentions it to you besides. It's on the signs ia th vestibule 'Don't spit on the floor McAdoo.' It's on the menus in the-diner. Too much publicity, that's what's killing the demycrat party; too much publicity." "I guess there's something in that Bill. May.be thev is fieurine on run ning McAdoo for president." V "Sum they are; sure they are. That's just what they're figuring'on ing and they're going to get left. 5 ; e people is getting too much of I nis name sticjcs out at em ywhere they look.. By lection : they'll be sick and tired of . ' Great man and all that, but much publicity. You know what A'wtrrr said?" o o to; what'd the nigger say?" said he wasn't going to war. oaid they could'nt make HIM go to war. That, was just after they set the clocks ahead. But the other nigger says, 'Lookye here, I guess if the president kin take a hour away from the 'Lord and give the railroads to his son-in-law, he km make you go to war!' ,He went, too.? Business of deep thought regis tered by Hank. "I got a nephew in the army, Bill," he finally confided. "That so, Hank? How does he like it?" Fine. Says it's great. You oughta see the big muscle in his right arm.. Ain't got much muscle in his left, but you oughta see his right. SOME RIGHT!" Bill was mystified and showed it. "What's the matter with his left. Hank?. Withered or something, ain't it normal?" . "Oh, it's normal, all right. But just normal, that's all." "Maybe he carried his gun all the time in his right, eh?" "No they use both arms to carry their guns, part time with one arm, part time with the other.". "Welt, it sounds' funny, to me, Hank; more muscle in right arm than in the left" - "Sounded funny to me, too; so I ast him" why 'twas." "What did he say?" ' V'Said he got it saluting second lieutenants!" . Silence. Dab dab da-a-a "WhupL Hold, pa Hank. It's armistice sent by "the president of the United Press" and verified by the Ouija board lost a chance to make some money. People who did not suspect that any news service or paper would dare to perpetrate an outrage with a fake like that celebrated accord ingly. The "accordingly" in many cases included a few healthy nips at a bottle of bootleg. There were so many who fancied this angle to the celebration that the supply of many bootleg dealers was speedily ex hausted. Missed the Big Dough. It thereby goes without saying that if the News had given the bootleggers 48 hours notice that it was going to declare peace the bootleggers would have been glad to kick in with a wad of dough for the privilege of being able to stock up in advance. The trouble with the News "peace offensive" was that the News got cold feet after it started and quit. If it had kept right on with its United Press and Ouija board "news" reports it could have sold aj kinds of papers on Friday and Satur day as well as on Thursday. Nothing like the kind of "news" which the News printed Thursday to pad circulation. Friday Possibilities. For instance on Friday it could have described the arrival of the re turned peace envoys in Berlin. That would have been great stuff for the noon edition. "All Germany Cheers as Peace Envoys Return 15,000 Dead." "That would have made a great headline the ''15,000 dead" being added to give it more pep. For the first afternoon eaitiort it could have sprung this: KAISER ABDICATES And in its United Press-Ouija Board account it could have de scribed a tempestuous scene in the Reichstag with the kaiser hurling his crown into the midst of the scores trying to get at him with razors and everything and running for his life. Then for its late afternoon edi tion it could have run this: KAISER FLEES BERLIN Copenhagen, Nov. 8 (Via Quija Board.) Former Emperor Wil liam has fled with the empress and 1,800 trunks to Switzerland. The former kaiser is pursued by nine (9) divisions of his former troops. The great palace at Pots dam was wrecked by the explo sion of a limberger bomb at 2:10 (German time) and the revolu tionists are shooting iron crosses out of cannons at the fleeing ex king of Prussia. It would not have been necessary to state that the former kaiser had reached any destination. This pre caution would leave the way cle'ar for a. night extra stating that he had been killed when his train was blown to atoms within two and a half miles of the Switzerland fron tier and safety. Chance for Winter. A smart young reporter in the News office could have done some splendid descriptive writing on this j feature. The speeding train the kaiser standing with the .empress ! in his arms on the observation platform the engineer straining every nerve eight firemen (former servants in the palace of Pots dam) shoveling in the coal the great columns of black smoke marching across the sky in the train's wake the bursting shells the frontier in the near distance with a few ex-barons standing with outstretched arms waiting to re ceive the deposed ruler and then the blast! The News missed a chance there. On Saturday it could have shaken up its Ouija board and taken a dif ferent tack. 789 TRUCKS REQUIRED TO HAUL FIRST INSTALLMENT OF GERMAN INDEMNITY TO ALLIED BANKS. Then thev could have told .how far the vast sum would reach if put into thousand dollar bills and stretched out, and how many times larger than the Washington monu ment is would be if piled up in twenty-dollar gold pieces. In the afternoon they could have put it on a ship and for a rousing night extra have sunk the vessel. TREASURE SHIP SUNK! would have made a striking extra and would have sounded good called by newsies in the residence section. What About Hindy? Also they had the Crown Prince and Hindenburg and all the rest of the military autocrats to fall back on. Why, just think of it! They could have hung the Crown Prince to the statue of Bismarck in Berlin; thrown Ludendorff into a deep, dark, smelly, dungeon; staged a wild automobile race for the Hol land frontier with two of the kaiser's sons in the front seat (one driving, to give it a human touch)s and Hindenburg in the back seat holding the pursuing rebels at bay with a machine gun in each hand. What a chance Why, the News fell down some thing awful! ' Also they had the submarine com manders for material. . ALLIESHANG 300 U-BOAT COMMANDERS Rojv of Scaffolds 22 Miles Long Required for Wholesale Executions. The people would have ate that up no matter whether it came by United Press or via the Ouija Board. That story alone would have told 10,000 extra papers. And the American troops. They could have had Pershing crossing the Rhine just as Washing ton crossed the Delaware. They could have captured Metz as a minor detail with one crisp sentence. They could have put down the bol sheviki on Monday; made the sul tan commit suicide on Tuesday; buried the kaiser, or what was left of him after that horrible blast, re remember? on Wednesday; brought him to life again on Thursday by printing that it wasn't the kaiser at all on that train but a dummy, and then thev could have gone to it for a week hunting down and killing the real kaiser, who was somewhere in hiding for his life. No, there is no use arguing; tne News quit cold on its great United Press-Ouija board "scoop." It had a great chance and it bun gled it. . But for what it DID do it is go- f . . . . . -1- 1 Mt ing to nnd it pretty mucn upniu work to make peace with the public. America Ending the War, Writes an English Woman In a letter to her cousin, Mrs. J. J. Murphy 507 North Forty-first street, Mrs. Mary Foley of Cheshire, England, a munition worker, pays high tribute to the Americans. This Englishwoman is an acetylenei welder, making the bodies of aerial bombs. Following the death of her brother, killed in action, Mrs. Foley enlisted in the service of her country. Speaking of the Americans, she says: "Anyway, it's all true, only we can never do the Americans enough justice for what they are doing for us. I cannot speak too highly of them. They are surely ending the war for us, the papers are full of President Wilson and say he has Germany in the hollow of his hand. God bless him, and good luck to him. I was talking to a soldier over from France and he said if the Americans had not come in we would have been driven out of France, as our men were retreating 30 miles a day, leaving everything behind them. He says that they have done some good work and he said such fine chaps. Everyone is excited today, they say its almost over. Everyone you meet is too full for words and bursts out crying when they try to talk of it. What would we have done if the Ameri cans had not come. God knows! "I have so much faith in t he Americans; ever since they came I had the feeling they would soon end it. Now everyone is praying, expecting the end, so I pray God will see justice done and end it quick. I am glad you got the pic ture of us at work; I thought the censor would not let it pass. "My eyes are all right, don't feel any effect of the work and they like my work here; if there is any special job, they get me to do it. The bombs we make are 250 pounds, and we made a new sort this week. A sample of 12 of these weigh 330 pounds each. There was only the charge hand on them, being a sample they got me to help and I welded round eight of the bodies of the bombs. They stand higher than myself when finished, have four wings at one end., Should one drop on the kaiser he wouldn't have any hair left for the soldiers to get a lock of when they reach him." A Sporty Lion. A party of sportsmen had been out all day big game hunting and aa they rested after their day's labora they spun yarns. "Last time I was out hene on this game," said the quiet man, "B met a mag. nlflcent lion almost face to flee. With a terrible roar the beast spranglat me, but Just missed his aim by jiimplng two feet too high. Disappointed, it dashed away Into the woods. The next day we set out to track the beast down and at last came upon It In an open space In the Jungle er practicing low Jumps." Bal timore American, DEMAND. Among the armistice terms should be a provision that Germany pay for the damage to the court house lawn. We Inquire. Suppose the Germans do depose the kaiser what is to prevent him from resuming his throne after peace? Of All Things! Once we had a dream and we dreamed that President Wilson had done something that suited ex-President Roosevelt. Wasn't that a ri diculous dream? No! No! The new premier of Japan started his business life as a newspaper man. Not all newspaper men, how ever, become premiers. What Are They? We read something about the winter styles in "cravats" and 'great coats" in a haberdasher's journal. Did you ever hear a man speak of his "cravat" or his "great coat?" NORTH FROM FARNAM Farnam Douglas Dodged into the Capitol building and sat on the Dav enport. He had just traveled from Chicago to California. His friend, Webster Burt met him as he was Cuming. He had been Cald-well. In the Parkrer-public square they met Grace, a Blond-o' drug store type. Er-Skin-e was clear and she looked Spruce. They went out to the Lake. "Miami! Look at the Locust and Maple trees," cried Grace. '"Emmett! A Fowl-er a Burd-et-te my Sprague fishbait," said Burt. "Not a single Sahler on the lake," said Grace. "And I don't see any Jaynes, ex cept Mary and Ida," said Douglas. A Gust swept through the Laurel and Reed but it wasn't a Wrhit-more violent than usual in Kansas and Nebraska. They picked up a large Stone and Made a Firestone and roasted some Brown Saratoga chips. A passing Carter gave them a lift later to the Fort. You have to Grant that they had a Grand time. By Frank Carey. Frank Carey is going to buy a cow that gives fresh buttermilk and plant a whole carload of egg trees when he goes farming next spring. OFFICE HUMOR. "A FINE, not to exceed $10, 000, or IMPRISONMENT, not to exceed 20 years, or BOTH will be imposed on any person convicted of cutting these files." This notice, written by some mute, inglorious humorist, ap pears over the files of old pa pers in The Bee office. Mathematics Defied. "More than 11 tons of glass were needed to complete the design and the window will weigh, when placed, over one ton," says the Chicago Trib. in describing a big church window. And still, scientists con tend that the whole is greater than any of its parts. MIDDLE MONICKERS. The parents of Theodore McCul lough, associate editor of The Bee, were forward-looking people when they gave him the middle name, Wilson. Managing Editor Sturgess is yclept Thomas Fred Sturgess. The middle monicker of Charlie Thomas, city editor, is Ladd. And Victor Rosewater, editor-in-chief, hasn't any middle name at all. WARNING! Kissing in crowds fil more than 12 people should be avoided. It may spread the '"flu." Lou Loony Says Did you ever observe that, in go ing west, on Farnam street let us say, after leaving Sixteenth street, you come to Seventeenth and so on up; while in going east from Twen tieth street, for example, the succes sive streets reached are in exactly the reverse order. Curious, is it not? Do You Belong? "The Euphemia Sodality of Beati tude" is the name rudely printed on a sign at 116 North Tenth street. SHAME ON YOU GUYS! We decline even to smile with those who laugh at the sign on the Woman's War Work building, "This WAR could not have been FOUGHT without the WOMEN." We Propose a Toast Here's to the girl who sticks to her home town position in spite of the romance of a job in Washington, London or Paris. A CTIY OF DESPAIR. We know there are girls as pretty as those on the magazine covers but we never saw a man as nifty looking as the men in the clothing ads speshly the colored ones. We mean the colored ads, not men. By Hugo Castberg. There are lots of Omaha men who go "over the top" every day and think nothing of it. Who are they? Why, the barbers. The days before automobiles were like a certain vegetable. Yes, those days were in the cab-age. What Are We Coming To? In the year 1890 there was not a single automobile accident in Oma ha. This year there have already been scores of such accidents. "It's An 111 Wind " Albert Tightwad of the South Side says the "flu" closing order was a good thing. He saved $3.48, he figures as follows: Himself and Katie to th Orpheum twice (including war tax) IM0 Himself and Katie to downtown movie twice (Including war tax)... .8 Carfare to and from theaters 40 Total "Oh, it's six billion dollars that theyvraised! I thought it was six million," we heard a woman exclaim on the street car. It took the "flu" to add the wind- -less political campaign to all our other "less" days. Air Mail Pilot Who May Fly Here Tells Experience The first New York to San Fran cisco air flight will probably be made bv Edward V. Gardner, ac cording to information received by Arthur 1 nomas, manager ot the bu reaa of publicity, Chamber of Com merce Gardner and l nomas passed their boyhood days in a small town in northern Illinois and had lost track of each other until recent ly. Gardner, in his letter,' to Thomas, i(ik ouvms io Npaflyi Towns Decatur ranks foremost among Nebraska towns having a wealth of history, and yet it may in truth be stated that it is one of the least known hereabouts, probably because it is not on a railroad line. Located in the northeast corner of Burt county, nearly 60 miles up river from Omaha, it continues to move and have its being without rail transportation, although it has had many rail lines on paper. The sound of a locomotive whistle has never been heard in the town, but that is another story. This town takes its place in Ne braska history chiefly on account of the burial place of Chief Black bird, on Blackbird hill; also on ac count of Commodore Stephen De catur, an unique character of the early days, whose name the com munity adopted more than 60 years ago. Founded 63 Years Ago. Decatur was established in 1855 by the Decatur Town and Ferry company, among whose members were Peter A. Sarpy, Ben R. Fol som, Stephen Decatur and W. B. Beck. During 1857 the Porter house opened its doors as the first hostelry and in that year Peter Sarpy, C. Lambert, John Chase, Dr. Horner, Dr. McDougal and Brown & Co. announced their readiness to traffic in merchandise or render their professional services. Sarpy already had been identified with the business life of Bellevue. The first birth rec-l ord was of Margueretta Decatur Wilson and the first deceased was John Gardner. Capt. S. T. Learning was the first mayor. Lambert was associated with Kit Carson, famous scout who guided the Fremont ex ploring expedition. Could Have Had Railroad. iThis town could have had a rail road if it would have accepted a stub. line 42 years ago, from Teka mah, but it has been waiting for an east and west trunk line from Iowa and is willing to wait until it gets what -it wants. Business is going on as usual with steamboats on the Missouri and automobile lines be tween Tekamah. Sixty years ago Stephen Decatur had a survey made J jAjl jajfaa4 line, at a time whealin 1880. at the, tgcoi8jL this commonwealth had a great and glorious future, but that line did not materialize. When the first pas senger train steamed into Tekamah on August 30, 1876, Decatur might have joined in the celebration which thrilled Burt county. The town has been heard of more or less during the last few years in connection with steamboat traffic being devel oped with the port of Omaha. Ship ments have been made between De catur and Omaha by boat and until somebody feels inclined to give De catur a trupk rail line, water trans portation and automobiles will suf fice. Forty odd years ago railroad officials went from Omaha to De catur to importune the citizens to vote for an extension, but the east-and-west propagandists waged a successful campaign against Deca tur being made a stub line station. They wanted ta trunk line or noth ing. They received the latter. Commodore Stephen Decatur. The namc-of Commodore Stephen Decatur stands out in bold relief in Nebraska history. For a time he had charge of the Sarpy trading post in Bellevue, where he read a burial service over the body of Chief Logan Fontenelle of the Omahas. His early meanderings in this coun try were attended by mystery, but it was later determined that his name was Stephen Decatur Bross, brother of Lieutenant Governor Bross of Illinois, who was proprietor of the Chicago Tribune. Decatur married the widow of Mr. Thomp son, who had been editor of "The Bugle," in Council Bluffs. During the summer of 1857 he took his vife and her three children to Decatu., where he settled on Decaturs Claim," still known as "Decatur's Springs." He went to Colorado during the gold rush in 1859, served in the civil war, and then published The Mirror," in Georgetown, Colo, He served as commissioner from Colorado at the Centennial exposi tion, Philadelphia, where he wasone of the striking characters, being fol lowed by curious .crowds wherever he went. He lived many years alone in a .cabin which he erected in a wild spot, dying in Colorado John A. MacMurphy wrote these lines of Decatur: "Among the characters who figured in the early history of Ne braska, and served to give force and piquancy to its frontiier days, was one calling himself Stephen De catur, and as he claimed to be a nephew of the old original Commo dore Decatur, the title of 'commo dore' was tacked to his name. As 'Commodore Decatur,' he cut a wide swath at times. He claimed to have come here from Jackson county, Missouri, and to have served in the Mexican war with Donovan's famous Missouri regiment, and I think this was true. About the first that was known of him here, he was one of Sarpy's employes at the old trading post, and afterwards at Bellevue. He could speak the lan guages of the Omahas, Poncas, Pot tawattamies and Sioux. ( A story has been told, that while Decatur was secluding himself in the Colorado mountains, Horace Greeley, Vice President Schuyler Colfax and William Bross, then bead of the Chicago Tribune, were on a continental journey, when Bross ex pressed his intentions of endeavor ing to locate a long-lost brother. Bross is said to have told his com panions that he had traced the brother several times and that he believed the brother was a hermit. The meeting between Bross and De catur has been recorded as not al together satisfactory to the former, but after that occasion the identity of Decatur was generally accepted as' being Stephen Decatur Bross, brother of the distinguished man from Illinois. Decatur Saved Neil. Decatur played a heroic role on the occasion of .the fatal stabbing of Tecumseh Fontenelle by his brother-in-law, Louis Neil, who married Susan Fontenelle. Tecum seh and Susan were brother and sister of Chief Logan Fontenelle. Neil and his wife at jhe time were living on the half-breed reservation along the Nemaha river, and had been invited to visit Tecumseh at the reservation of the Omahas, north of Decatur. A previous es- XtrajgejaejheJjTjuefe indj Neil had .been settled by the ex change of presents, according to the Indian custom. They drove from the reservation to Decatur, where they drank to excess, returning to their homes in a quarrelsome mood. Arriving at the tent of his host, Neil was attacked by Tecumseh and probably would have been killed if Susan had not poured hot grease from a pan over the back of her brother. Neil then inflicted a fatal wound on Tecumseh, was hurried to Pecatur by friends, and was fol lowed by the enraged Omahas. Wise heads persuaded the Indians to sus pend judgement until Decatur could be summoned. The ,commodore saved the situation by promising the Indians that Neil would be taken to Omaha, delivered over to the Indian agent anxi tried according to the white man's law. Decatur adjudicated many dis putes among the Indians, his con nection with Sarpy giving him add ed prestige. He had a dignfied per sonality, a short, commanding fig ure and flashing eyes deeply set be neath unusually long eyebrows. He affected a picturesque manner of dress which harmonized with his physical characteristics. Blackbird Hill. The chief point of historical in terest near Decatur is Blackbird hill, a commanding prominence 'which offers a view of many miles along the river. Upon this hill, Black bird, chief of the Omahas, watched for the Spanish and French traders who came from the south in their boats laden with wares. He died in 1800, a victim of smallpox, and was buried on this hill, which has been visited by many prominent men of the nation. In 1832, Catlin, famed as traveler and painter, dug into a gopher hill while visiting this his toric spot and found the skull of Blackbird. When he returned to Washington he placed the skull in the t,Smithsonian institute, where it found a permanent resting place. Audubon, in 1843, visited the hill and referred to it in his memoirs. Chief Blackbird is said to have been the first Nebraska Indian whose name is known to the whites. His tribal name was Washinga-sah-ba and he has been referred to as a brave, skillful warrior who wielded an uncanny influence over his peo ple. It has been said of him that he was invincible and diabolical, credited with many exploits in Rat tle and believed by the Indians to have been possessed of prescience. i jjThc. cride. and boast, bUJnti and the terror and detestation of others" is a quoted reference to this famous chief. The Omahas gained their greatest renown and prosper ity during his chieftaincy. Of him it might have been written, "If any body wants to know who is boss around here, just start something." Blackbird was the first chief of the Omahas to enter into treaty nego tiations with ' the government of Spain. The first treaty between this chief and the Spanish governor gen eral of Louisiana was signed at New Orleans May 12, 1796, the orig inal document being in the posses sion of the Nebraska State Histor ical society. One day the Poncas started some thing and to their sorrow learned that Blackbird was boss. Realizing defeat, the Ponca chief dispatched a herald, bearing the cal umet, the pipe of peace. They did not write peace notes in those days. Instead of accepting the pipe and smoking it to express a desire for peace, Blackbird ordered the herald shot. Another herald met the same fate. Then the Ponca chief sent forth his beautiful daughter, ar rayed in bewitching garments. That touched the romantic nature of the stern warrior, who established the Ponca maiden as his favorite wife. Buried on Blackbird Hill. When Blackbird realized that the end of his earthly journey was near, he requested his attendants to bury him on the hill which bears his name. The Omahas bore his body from the reservation to Decatur and with impressive ceremonies buried him astride of his favorite white horse. A description of that mem orable event relates that with the chief were buried his shield and quiver and tobacco pouch with a plentiful supply, his flint and steel, and many scalps he had taken from his victims. He was in the full dress of a chief, with eagle plumes and the banner of his rank. For years the Indians observed the custom of placing food'and drink at the grave, that the warrior might have suste nance in the happy hunting ground. Blackbird was succeeded by Big tElk,Who was buried on Elk hill, the present site qf Bellevue college. One of the residents of Decatur is Eugene Fontenelle, nephew of Chief Logan Fontenelle and son of Henry Fontenelle. Paul DeMilt Local Character. One of the local characters is A. Paul DeMilt, who married his sec ond cousin, Emily, a daughter of Henry. r Fontenel.le, PeMj j a grandson of Amelia Lockett, who was a sister of Lucien Fontenelle. Mrs. Lockertt and Fontenelle were childrj of the Marquis du Fonte nelle, who was secretary of war to King Louis XVI of France. Lu cien Fontenelle was the first of his line to travel into this territory during the early days to trade with the Indians. He married a maiden of the Omahas and his children were: Logan, Tecumseh, Henry, Albert anil Susan. A few years after the death of Henry Fontenelle, DeMilt came west with a desire to find his rela tives. Most of his life has been spent with the Indians, but he is a man of unusual intelligence. He has written many verses, was author of "The Story of an Old Town," and is an inveterate student of Shake speare, having memorized many lines of the great bard. His travels have taken him to the newspaper offices of New York, Chicago, St. Louis, New Orleans and Washing ton, as printer and writer. During the last 25 years he has lived 'n Burt county and has made his home near or with the Fontenelles in De catur. DeMilt's Sketch of Himself. A few weeks ago DeMilt wrote the following sketch of himself: "My father was a member of the cele brated Pickwick club of New Or leans. This was the most famous club in the United States during the ante-bellum days; that is, the days before the civil war. Its mem bers werej the pick of the northern and the southern blue-blood. And I would like to say that in those days a man had to be a gentleman to enjoy the society of a lady. My father was a paper and twine sales man, with headquarters in iew York City, his working territory the United States and his salary $10,000 per year, besides a com mission and all expenses paid. "In the evening my father played the guitar and sang to my mother and the children. His voice was sweet and low. My mother was a gifted singer, receiving her musical education in Paris. Her voice was strong, sweet and clear. She was also a gifted musician. My. moth er's father was Judge Lockett, a noted lawyer of New Orleans, and during the last years of his life a member of the supreme court of the state of Louisiana. My maternal grandmother was the daughter of the Marquis du Fontenelle of France. My father's mother and father were just olain. common folks of the backwoods pineries of Flee- m wrote that he expected to pass oyer Omaha on his flight. He re cently made a daylight flight from Chicago to New York. He de scribed the flight in a letter to his mother, a copy of which was -i.nl 'to Mr. Thomas. In the letter he wrote: "On the morning of September 10th I went to Grant park to get ready for my trip. A steady down pour of rain, clouds and gloom was all that welcomed me in the sky, but my determination to eat sup per in New York could not beto''. ered with weather conditions, so at 6:25 a. m. I was New York bound. Rain and clouds were so dense that I would lose sight of the ground at 400 feet of altitude. I headed across lower Lake Michigan directly for Grayj Ind., with a head wind of 22 miles an hour. " Flies Above Storm. "From there I flew a compass course of 104 deg ees which landed me at Bryan, Ohio, at 8:45. Took on 38 gallons gas and 9 quarts oil. Left Bryan at 9:26. Still raining, heavy haze and fog. Climbed to an altitude of 7,800 feet and flew a di rect compass course of 92 degreesi After flying for an hour and 30 minutes in sunshine ;.bove the storm, I came down to get my bearings and was on the shore of Lake Erie, directly on my course. Landed at Cleveland at 11:16. Had lunch, took on gas and oil. We were delayed one hour and 54 min utes getting filled up with gas. Left Cleveland at 1:12, clouds breaking ind clear weather ahead Arrives Over New York. Left Lock Haven at 5:45, clear sky, and flew a compass course of 104 degrees over mountain ranges and beautiful levees. Flew two "hours, when dusk set in. Checking myseit on tne map. i was oireciiy over Jersey City, and Reh.iont not more than 20 minutes on my way. By this time New York was lighted up and a most wonderful sight. New York at my right and back, Belmont should be close, but all lights looked alike. By this time it was 8 o'clock and pitch dark. My next thoughts were of Mineola Fly ing field. "I picked a field that looked cleaf of trees and buildings. Could not tell condition of field, whether it was level or a stone quarry. I came down to a level with the tree tops started to level, .when I felt a crash, my landing gear gone. Bobbed on the ground with fusilage until over on my back I went at 8:12 p. m., with a record run of 7 hours and 46 minutes, flying time, the only ship flown through in one day from Chicago to New York. But I can say it is an unpleasant place to be, over New York, unfamiliar with landing places and pitch dark. But I felt that all should profit by my experience, and every hangar and flying field in the United States should be equipped with star rock ets and signal Tights for an emer gency such as I was in. 1 i'Ksmm ypAsoj?..