THE BEE: OMAHA, TUESDAY, OCTOBER 29, 1918. r The Omaha Bee DAILY (MORNING) EVENING SUNDAY FOUNDED BT EBWA.RD ROSEWATER . VICTOR ROSEWATER, EDITOR ,:1the bee publishing company, proprietor !.!;" members of the associated press ' Th Anonilrd Press. o which Ths Be U k membM. ! escluslwjj m'lM to the um for publl.-.tloii of til ni di.pcitchM cr.dUrt i to II or not otlierwtM credit! tn Ibis piper. ana also Um local n. published ima. All rights of publication of our special aupstchee r ' MKrred. :' ' " OFFICES! " . n n..ily4na nniAhl.Thi KM Hid. St. Uiuit-Xew B'k of Coiumerc Council Bluffs 14 N. Main Bi. WMhingtou-1311 O St. Mncolo-Llttl Bulldlnf. AUCUST CIRCULATION n;iv 7.135 Sundav 59.036 tf KKM. J w V f ' i Annr circulation for the month .inscribed snd sworn to bj Dwtslit Williams. Clrlculatlon Uinmi. Subscriber leaving th. city hou!d have The Bee mailed to them. Addre.. chanted as olten t requeued. St mt. BEE'S SERVICE FLAG HI I $ Z$ Austria is ready to say, "Anybody, Lord!" If Papa Wilhclm abdicateswhat will become of the six boys? i No fight on either school board or water board this time. Is the millenium in sight? Can you imagine the kaiser running for pres ident of the German republic on his war record? The cry still is for more food for Europe, and Nebraska will do its part in supplying the want. ' Matter are coming to the point where a definite and specific reply will have to be made to Germany. JThe next congress will be a reconstruction congress, which is another good reason for vot ing for "Big Jeff." Chairman Hays spoke for the party when he said the republicans will fight, a fact even the i kaiser recognizes. ' ' The skip-stop has stopped the skipping on a I lot of -"short streets," and relieves street car 3 patrons to tnat extent. If you want to see a sight for sore eyes, go out and look at the winter wheat and alfalfa afterMhe late rains. ' Lobeck was so anxious to "support the pres ident" that he voted against any increase in the army or navy two years after the war in Europe commenced. ! Vote for Shriver fot county treasurer and make sure of a competent man in this important office, who can handle the job himself without it UCliiK d I II1V lw--j v. wvwV. i . The point overlooked by Private Secretary I Tumulty and all his line of claquers is that in 1 1898 the democrats were voting en masse in con- 1 ? . . ... i i j..... t gress against trie president ana nis cuuuuti ui the "wan" ; Omaha wants a home rule charter which will give a perpetual divorce from the legisla tive leading strings at Lincoln, so far as our exclusively local affairs are concerned. The effort to get it must not cease until the goal is reached. While our democratic brethren are howling themselves hoarse over campaign funds, will it riot be well to ask if any effort has been made to look into Edgar Howard's charge that $250, t)00 has been placed in the pot to secure another democratic senator from Nebraska this year? How can you help Wilson win the war by yoting for candidates ,who- have been obstruct ing the war or openly manifesting pro-German sympathies, even though they wear democratic labels, and now pretend to be zealous war-to-victory advocates for election purposes only? If any one thing more than another should Stop Douglas county from sending another bunch of democrats to represent us in the legis lature at Lincoln it should be recollection of the rotten law passed by the last bunch putting us back to the election of county commissioners by districts instead of at large, which served as the basis and authority for the rank gerrymander pepetrated by the democratic majority of the board in a desperate effort to make sure demo cratic districts to hold themselves in their jobs. f Don't let anyone fool you into believing re sponsibility for the court house "gymnasium" scandal does not lie with the democratic bunch in control of the county board. The "gymna sium" was running full blast and without "inter ference, so the sworn court testimony showed, up to last February and was discontinued not by order of the county board, but out of fear of the impending grand jury. The man specially charged with the supervision of) the court house at that time was Commissioner O'Connor, now up for re-election ofi the democratic ticket. A Bond in Every House The fact that the people of the linked States have loaned the government $6,000,000,000 more of their money is no less impressive than the number cf them, 25,000,000, and perhaps more, who took part in floating the gigantic loan. This means in effect the purchase of a new Lib erty bond by every American family. The great s,ums subscribed for by banks, corporations and wealthy individauals have had a spectacular in terest, but it is the plain people after all who have made the loan a coinspicuous success. It is a people's loan in its essential features, with all the benefit to the government and to the holders of the bonds which the condition implies. Uncle Sam now has a creditor in every home, and that is a good thing for the country. It reflects equally the patriotism of the popula tion and its education in thrift and in the habit of investment. A nation of coupon cutters with government promises to pay in its possession is certain to take a livelier interest in national problems, and this advantage to the country while at war will no doubt persist after peace t comes. .. , s ' ' But the great thing is the popular response f to the country'f call. The American people have "backed the boys in the trenches" with a fine ; show of patriotism and done this part of the ' home work of winning . the war in a way to merit the highest praise. Nepr York World. THE GOVERNORSHIP. Nebraska voters are about to choose the governor to serve them as chief executive of the state for the next two years. The choice will be made between the present democratic incumbent and S. R. McKelvie, presented as the republican nominee. 1 Both candidates are young men of unblem ished personality, unquestioned patriotism and devoted interest in the continued progress and prosperity of the state. Neville has had the advantage of inherited wealth and position. McKelvie is a young man who has risen in the world through his own efforts. Neville, an unknown without experience of any kind in public affairs, was picked up two years ago by the Mullen-Hitchcock combine for the use of his name and money in the fight to down the Bryans, which they wjcre making with brewers' boodle and in alliance with the German-American alliance. McKelvie has served his apprenticeship with credit and ability in minor positions of trust and in the office of lieutenant governor. Neville is making his appeal for re-election as an endorsement of his record as "Nebraska's War Governor." In point of fact his record is neither specially good nor specially bad it is a record of do-nothingism excepts where he has played catspaw to pull chestnuts for the Mullen Hitchcock political partnership out of gratitude and blind subserviency to his makers. He has let them use the authority of his office to load the pie counter with their political satellites, he obediently did their bidding to cater to the wets in the application and enforcement of the dry laws, he executed his masters' orders to block Nebraska's ratification of the federal amend ment, and, worst of all, he either ignorantly or willingly "fronted" for them for the infamous effort to save the votes of the kaiser's subjects in Nebraska over the next presidential election. So far as the war is concerned, Neville has done no more than any other governor would have done as well or better his greatest war achievement has consisted in advertising his wild desire to don a uniform while restraining himself from enlisting or entering an officers' training camp because his ambition to go as colonel of the late "Unlucky Seventh" could not be realized. McKelvie, though disqualified for active military service, has also been doing war work along the lines he best could help, particularly in organizing and speeding up the agricultural forces of the state to back the boys in the trenches. McKelvie, as governor, may be depended on to represent the people of Nebraska as a whole and to voice their best purposes and as pirations. He is a coming and growing man for whom all good and loyal citizens can vote with self-respect and with confidence that he will make good in the conduct of the state's business as he has in his own business. Business Administration for Nebraska. The platform adopted by the Nebraska dem ocrats is silent as the tomb on state issues, but the republican platform contains some very definite pledges, among them this: We favor the enactment of a civil adminis tration code in this state, creating a financial and accounting system, whereby a vigorous and effective audit over financial expenditures of the state may be established, and provid ing for the consolidation of the boards, insti tutions, commissions and different depart ments and agencies of government, thereby eliminating useless offices and positions and avoiding the overlapping functions thereof, and the creation of an effective budget sys tem to the end that governmental .unctions may be more efficiently and economically ad ministered. This is a pledge from the republican party, which has a record of redeeming its pledges. It means to do away with the reckless and ex travagant methods that have characterized the democratic administration of the affairs of the state, and to introduce business management at the state house and elsewhere, that taxpayers' money will not be squandered on political supernumeraries. Austria About "All In." Dependable signs point to the utter collapse of Austria as a belligerent. The note from Washington ended any hope the Hapsburgs might have had of a negotiated peace, wf.ile the drive of tlie Allies, now almost at the '-'Iron Gates" of the Danube on the one side and threatening against the Italian front on the other, has put a quietus on any thought that the military situation would secure more favorable terms than unconditional surrender. Internal turmoil, food and fuel shortage and general do mestic disorganization seriously interfere with whatever plans the emperor and his advisers might have nourished for holding out over the winter. The note assenting to the president's terms may be but the preface to the inevitable request accompanied by submission. Whether it is or not, the fate of the Hapsburg dynasty has been settled, and at no far distant time the Austrian empire will have been added to the scrap heap of time. ' " What the President Forgot. When Mr. Wilson charged that the repub lican party in congress had sought to take the direction of the war out of his hands he over looked the record. He forgot that it was Chair man Dent (democrat from Alabama) of the house committee on military affairs, who re fused to support the selective draft bill to the house, even after it had been requested by the president. It was Representative Kahn, a re publican from California, who took charge of that bill and pushed it through with republican help. It was Speaker Clark who said he could see "precious little difference between a con script and a convict." It was Representative Shallenberger of Nebraska who offered amend ments that would have, defeated the purpose of the measure. In the senate it was Chamberlain of Oregon and Hitchcock of Nebraska who sought to install a 'superior" war council over the president While applying the "acid test," why neglect to give these democrats a trial? , The kaiser is willing to take office as hered itary head of a constitutional monarchy. He fails to realize that one of the conditions on which peace is to be established is the end of the Hohenzollern dynasty. Allenby has just about finished the Turks in Syria, and that means his fighting job is nearly through. His, next task will be to organize a provisional government for Turkey, j Right in the Spotlight Sixty years old today is Arthur Yager, who since 1913 has tilled the post of governor of Porto Rico. A Kentuckian by birth, Governor Yager attended Georgetown college in his native state and later, gradu ated from Johns Hopkins univer sity. In 1884 he returned to George town college and taught economics and history, and ultimately became president of the institution. His appointment as governor of Porto Rico added another to the American insular staff of officials who had been trained in academic work rather than in the practical field of politics, and was in line with the traditions established by the Mc Kinley and Roosevelt administra tions in their efforts to keep the in sular possessions from becoming a place for partisan spoilsmen. One Year Ago Today in the War. Italians under Cadorna fell back towards the Tagliamento. United States expeditionary forces captured their first war prisoner. Food administration at Washing ton promulgated regulations to pre vent profiteering. In Omaha 30 Years Ago Today. Eight companies of the second infantry and the band will take part in the exercises in connection with the opening of the new bridge. Major Butler will command the troops. Fifteen recruits arrived at Fort Omaha. Two of them will join companies of the second infantry. The board of education held a special meeting to consider t,he mat ter of dismissing the schools this afternoon in honor of the celebra tion of the opening i of the new bridge. I. It is said a new Sunday paper is to be established in this city soon. The last drawing of the Louisiana lottery brought a prize of $5,000 to an Omaha girl. Miss Flora Clayton. S. Knode, a Missouri Pacific en gineer and very popular with the fraternity, was married to Miss Susie Priest. The Day We Celebrate. H. H. Claiborne, attorney-at-law, born 1868. C. W. Britt, judge of the munici pal court of Omaha, born 1864. Will M. Cressy, well known ac tor and author of rural plays, born at Bradford, N. H., 55 years ago. Congressman George H. Tink ham of Massachusetts, who is cred ited with having fired the" first American gun against the Aus trians, born in Boston, 48 years ago. Rose Stahl, a popular actress of the American stage, born in Mont real, 43 years ago today. This Day in History. 1825 The first boat on the Erie canal, from Albany, reached Buf falo. 1843 John Miller, first state gov ernor of North Dakota, born at Dryden, N. Y. Died at Duluth, Oc tober 26, 1918. 1870 The Germans entered Metz following the surrender of the city by the French. 1885 Gen. George M. McClellan. general-in-chief of the Union armies in the early period of the civil war, died at Orange. N. J. Born in Philadelphia in 1826. 19J4 Assassin of Archduke Franz Ferdinand sentenced to 20 years in prison. 1915 Total British casualties to October 9 reported as 49o,zyS. 1916 Australia, by referendum, rejected compulsory military serv ice. Timely Jottings and Reminders. I, 551st day of the great war. Three hundredth anniversary oi the execution of Sir Walter Ra- leigh. Congress is to adjourn today for. a two weeks' recess over the No vember elections. Directors of the United States Steel corporation will meet in New York City today, and it is generally understood there will be no change in dividend rates. Storyette of the Day. Edith Wharton, in Paris, told a war story. "The American wounded were be ing brought in from the Marne battle," she said, "and a fussy American woman in khaki uniform and Sam Browne belt bent over a stretcher and said: '"Is this case an officer or only a man?" . "The brawny corporal who stood beside the stretcher gave a grim laugh and said: v '"Well, lady, he ain't no officer, but he's been hit twice in the in ards, both legs is busted, he's got bullets in both " arms and we dropped him three times without his lettin' out a squeak, so I guess ye can call him a-man.'" EDITORIAL SHRAPNEL. Minneapolis Tribune: Deutsch land unter Allies, and getting more unter all the time. New York Herald: The $6,000, 000,000 Liberty loan subscription is more than 24,000,000,000 German marks. Berlin papers please copy. Philadelphia Ledger: At the pres ent rate of the allied advance, the discussion whether the Germane shall retire to their own soil becomes purely academic Baltimore American: Berlin an nounces that the Belgian coast has oeen given up because it is no longer of any use. Just as the fox found lie had no use for the grapes he couldn't get Washington Post: The constitu tion of the German empire has been amended, says Solf. Probably the people of Germany held a constitu tional convention in secret and now blush to have - it proclaimed that they are free. New York World: Germany is reported to have long ago ceased, the construction of Zeppelins, regarding them as "expensive military toys" of no practical -value In war. Their failure is thus another of the elabo rate plans-for Prussian world power which went wrong. Peace and Reconstruction Dr. Tarnb Gmild Sehurman. oresident of Cor rell university, who has just returned from Europe, where he visited the French, American and British tronts, in an autnonzea interview in the New Yokk Times expresses grave con cern over the inaction of congress in tormuiat ing plans for the reconstruction work which must follow peace. In England he found that a ministry of reconstruction has been working for more than two years. He was intormea that Gernyiny was further along than England, while France is fairly well advanced to meet the problems peace will usher in. In the United States no preparation has yet been made. Dr. Sehurman says, in part: "The country is now in a state of more or less artificial activity, caused by the war, which is likely to be extremely deceptive. A large part of our population, perhaps the larger part, is enjoying unusual wages and income. Of course many, especially the professional men and women, as well as small trades people, have felt the pinch of the war, but in the main wages have been increased and incomes have come up. Needless to say, this condition cannot always exist. In fact, the coming of peace is more than likely to result in a considerable shock. The readjustment that will be necessary may be violent unless an adequate provision is made immediately to prevent thisl It is not impos sible that extensive commercial depressions and consequent unemployment might occur, espe cially if one considers that war orders and the making of munitions may instantly cease, and that the change of the industries now engaged in these manufactures from a war to a peace basis may mean a temporary dislocation of in dustry. "The nations of Europe have long considered officially these grave possibilities, and we are more than foolish if we longer ignore them. The mere fact of the return to civil life of the four or five million soldiers and sailors now under the colors, will be enough seriously to disturb all economic conditions unless careful preparation is made for the transition. Then there is even a larger army than this of civil war workers, whose readjustment to a peace basis must be provided for. Aside from the per sonnel involved in this problem, there is the material. What is to happen to all the ship yards we have so hastily built under the stress of war? What is to happen to the vast store of supplies we have piled up in France and England? In a sense these may be secondary problems, but if we postpone their solution un til they are full upon us we can never hope to gain a full advantage which is rightly ours in the situation that will exist immediately after the war. "Soon after I returned. I was told that two bills had been introduced in our congress, aim ing to cover this problem of reconstruction. At hrst sight it seemed that therefore the matter might be amply attended to. However, I found on examination that one of these bills nullified the other in effect, and that at the present time both were being held up because each involved a question which must be settled before con gress could get at that of reconstruction itself. It appears that the republicans, through Senator Weeks, have introduced a joint resolution call ing for an appointment of a committee on re construction, while a few days later the demo crats, through Senator Overman, introduced a measure calling for the appointment by the pres ident of a commission on reconstruction. Both bills covered very much the same ground other wise, embracing the problems that would con front labor, the farmer and capital. "It strikes me as I jtudy these two bills together with the whole reconstruction problem, that time is the essential element to be con sidered. We have already lost many months. Every nation in Europe is far ahead of us in finding out what it can do, what it wishes to do and what it must do immediately after a declaration of peace in regard to every economic and industrial problem f onfroriting it. It is dil atory in the extreme for the United States to longer delay, and it is doubly dilatory to hang up the question of reconstruction while con gress debates the problem of whether or not the extra constitutional powers granted the president in time of war, shall be extended and perhaps intensified in the post-war period. "If the Overman bill giving the president power to appoint a commission on reconstruc tion were passed the sole function of such a commission would be to investigate the subject and then recommend to the president legisla tion which he in turn might recommend to congress. It would then be necessary for Con gress to make its own independent investiga tion and decide for itself whether or not it desired to accept the recommendation of the president. 1 "Therein lies the opportunity for procrasti nation which the Overman bill, if passed, would almost inevitably bring about, no matter who the president appointed on this commission. There is also a deeper danger in this bill. Not only would it permit a procrastination and in fact almost compel it, but also might place congress in the position of being compelled against its will on the score of expediency to pass legislation recommended by the president, but which it had not fullyj considered. "Peace will bring to us a vast relief, but that relief will be a relief of strained nerves rather than a relief from economic strain. At the com ing of peace we must face a world half de stroyed, with whole populations deflected from their wonted ways which they must learn again to travel. "This will require the soundest constructive statesmanship. I do not believe that America will fall into the abyss which has already swal lowed more than one country in Europe, and which may well swallow others of the warring countries, the abyss of extreme radicalism which means sometimes the commune, sometimes bol shevikism, sometimes anarchy. At the same time I have no idea but that we must exper ience a great change along the line of progress in our economic and social life. But to avoid the evils of extremeism only one course is open to us that is to adopt now our policies of reconstruction and prepare to avert the perils of peace. "The republican effort in congress at this time, as I take it, is to place the solution of these problems of reconstruction, forming the very marrow of the country's necessities, in the hands of a joint committee representing both parties. It provides that the best brains and the best visions of both parties be utilized in properly considering all the evidence that may be brought forward in the experience of other countries, as well as in the experience of our own. It provides that the best and most complete light may be shed upon these ques tions before they are settled so that when they are settled the program on which the country enters in the afterwar period will not be a pro gram of experiment, a half-baked program of part theory and part undigested practice; but that it may be instead the enlightened twentieth century program of the nation whose ability, force and wealth should make it the first leader of the world. "There is but one way in which the solu tion of the reconstruction problems can be made non-partisan. That is by making them bi-partisan. They can be made bi-partisan only through the enactment of some such measure as this republican Weeks' resolution. Otherwise reconstruction will be a party problem or pos sibly even Jess than a party problem; possibly a problem tor a certain limited influence within the democratic party." Over There and Here Canada has launched the Fifth war loan bearing the radiant title of Victory. Fifty per cent, of the ministers of the Methodist Episcopal church in Italy are in active service in the Italian army. Members of the Great Lakes naval training station broke the station record in Liberty bond subscription with a total of $2,297,500. The people of the United States carry more than $60,000,000,000 of life insurance, the largest record of any country in the world. Of this $30,000,000,000 is government insur ance for soldiers and sailors.. "Keep your clot" es drj and your feet warm," is the admonition, of Dr. Mink, head of the staticn medical staff, to the boys' at Great Lakes. The "flu" has been eradicated there and the warning is to prevent a return. A cow, sold by David Gurwitz. of North Brooktleld to William Ormsbv. of Charlton, broke loose and returned to her old home tne second night afterward. She was heard at 11:45 on a side piazza, and when she was lea to the barn she at once went for her old stall. A correspondent at. the front who looks beyond the iminent nronhe- sies there will be something doing in good roads and waterways when the boys come home. They are learning the value of both abroad and the lessons will be applied at nome wnen peace comes. The heart of the Bowerv beats for liberty and thrift at home and abroad. The Hoboes' union assem bled in that famous section of New York, raised a service flair In honor of 30,000 of their fellows in the serv ice and bought $700 worth of war savings stamps. Cardinal Hartman of Cologne pic tures dark days ahead for Germany and calls on the faithful to rally around the kaiser. The cardinal's predecessor. Cardinal Melcher, was less subservienl and showed his con tempt for - kaiserism by absenting himself from the dedication of Col ogne cathedral because the first Wil liam participated in the ceremonies. "I was assisting a night or two ago at a field hospital which was the ob ject of an air raid," writes Sergt. Mark Thatcher, ambulance corps, to his folks in Bucks county, Pennsyl vania. "One German prisoner was standing near me when two bombs fell, each within 10 feet of the struc ture. That prisoner raised his hands high in the air and uttered Just one invective. It was: 'Deutsche Schweine." A British correspondent who en tered Bruges with the liberators de tails the looting of "one beautiful private house," occupied by the German Governor von Schlein. "The soldiers," he writes, "were ablv as slsted by German women, who some six months ago began to replace sol diers in secretarial an dsimilar posi tions. I heard from many directions that, both in insolence of manner and In stealing, these women were worse than any of the men." ODDS AND ENDS. A penny collection In factories in wottingnam, England, has raised $20,000 for the Lord Roberts mem orial workshops and hotels. In Jamiea there are trees called the "whip-trees" and from these the natives make strong whips with the lasn ana nandie all In one. Artificial legs and arms were in use in Egypt as earlv as 700 R. ft They were made by the priests, who were the physicians of that early Glass makine was first (ntrnriiinoi into England about the year 674 A. D. The first use to which trinss was put was for the adornment of cnurcn windows. The average British in a year by post 54 letters, nine postcards, 17 book pack ets and circulars, four and about two parcels. The Dronrietor of a hie- i-mr,-,. n the south has installed blue bulb lights for the reason this light makes yellow stains in the cloth show up plainly, and therefore enables the workers to do better work. California's I55.000.onn hn has been comandeered by the gov ernment for the army and navy. At Jrvine, Cal., on the largest bean ranch in the world, more than 35,000 acres are planted. In the harvesting iieason 50 men with big threshers rTnn0,!14 6,0 00 Backs a day- worth V" , v vv. Veterans of the famous Mvii mo- regiment, known. n have been holding a reunion at War i en, Pa. The volunteers foi-the reg iment were mostly pioneers and woodsmen, all crack shots, and the leglment got its name when one of the recruits cut the tail from the carcass of a buck hanging in front of a meat market and fastened it to r.-eVv rjS 7 One of "Mike" Kndres' Deals. Omaha, Oct. 26. To the Editor of The Bee: The Omaha World-Herald is boosting "Michael" L. Endres for re-election as courity treasurer of Douglas county, but falls to boost about "Michael's" competency. After he was elected as county treasurer I witnessed a conversation which he had with one of his brother demo crats and he admitted he would be unable to handle the job, as he did not understand any part of it at all. His "brother" democrat advised him that he had better hold on to all the old and experienced help as long as he possibly could and that would pull him through; then after he felt sure he was posted he should open the way for his "friends." But we have failed to notice any important change in Michael's ability during his term of office. He did weed out some of the experienced helo from time to time and secured help that made things inconvenient for the taxpayers up to this day. For his "brother's" good advice in turn he caused his appointment as county commissioner. Now this newly appointed "brother" gives the taxpayers of Douglas county about one-fourth the time he should and still draws a full month's salary. We must give Michael credit for using "such good judgment." I am rure that this same commissioner would not stand for any of his help to o out and get a side job on the com missioner's time and let any of his help make side money and also re ceive full pay from the commission er's personal business. If conservation means anything, it should mean something at this time, and such good sense will also help win this war. "AN AMERICAN." didates for United States senator and congressman. Senator George W. Norria and A. W. Jefferis are the kind of men who are not afraid to lend their assistance to stamping out any vicious measure that would be a menace to the welfare of the repub lican party or one that would place) the negroes further away from the rights that the slate and federal constitutions intended for them to enjoy. W. E. ALEXANDER, 2512 N. 25th St "Thar caa t as beautiful Maltar, roar-clmaked, stead r ataread eraona without inn. Waea IM boa toe horn Um blood of wanea, the roue aa from their caeeka their caarm and attract iraaoat depart. 1 alwayi insist that mj patienti take organic iron Nuxated Iron (not metallic iron which olicrt corrodes the tomich and doe more harm than tood). Nuxated Iron i easily assimi lated, does not blacksn nor in. jure the teeth nor upset the stomach. It will increase the strength and endurance of. weak, nervous, irritable, careworn, haggard women in two weeks' time in many cases. I have used it in my own practice with most surprising results." Ferdinand King, M.D., well known New York l'hysician and medical author. (Satisfaction guaranteed or money refunded On sale at alt good druggists.) I goou arugiiii.j i P illlllmilMMlllrlllllr, it Quick Action Both Ways. "Clean Up or Close Up!" were the placards distributed where needed by a sanitary inspec tor 'in Kansas City. One .restaurant manager protested that he did not have sufficient help and gave the inspector a check for $60 as proof of good will. A few hours later the inspector was obliged to disgorge and lost his job on the spot. . t LAUGHING GAS. "Poor thine! hn i.vr. .i.. . clnatlon that she is the Queen ot Sheba " Whoever told you ao, must be ml laKen. Even In her crazy moments she r k ?6Ver. dream of '""fining herself wM weni to another person earn wisdom." Washington Star. "I don't understand It." nvnat?" "My boy has been In France two weeks now and hasn't won the Croix de Guerre yet." Detroit Free Press. to Traveler You cannot tell how terrible an experience It 1 to be lost In the lesert. Joneson Oli, yes, I can. I used to live In a dry town. Judge. course not. What do you ask "Pop, are lawyers In court always bad tempered?" "Of that? "Why, the papers talk so about' their cross examinations.' ' Cincinnati Enquirer. "The French seem to depend thoroughly on the Americana.'' "Yes, the French women are looking to their giving them the Hlndenburg line to hang out their wash on." Washington Star. "I see the American officers are having difficulty holding the Yanks back." "Yea, but that Isn't troubling the Amer ican officers half so much as It Is the Huns." Detroit Free Press. ' . i b THE TURNING DOWN OF BILL. Old Kaiser Bill met the devil one day, And the Devil said to old Kaiser Bill: "Say, Come now Old Pal and tell me your woe, You don't look so happy as you did one year ago." Old Bill tried to smile a he looked at Old Sin. But nothing appeared but a poor, sickly grin. "Well, yes, I'm In trouble," old Bill said. " 'tis true, And I wish you could telt ma th best thing to do. You know we had winning all coming our way. Victory by night, and victory by day, Until U. S. sent her laddlea from over the sea And they surely are knocking th hell out of me. And now I guess our winnings are o'er, Excuse the few tears but It sure makes me sore To think that America bad to butt In And get all the glory wa thought we would win. Boosts for JclTcrls. Omaha, Oct. 28. To the Editor of The Bee: As tho campaign Is draw ing to a close it behooves us as loyal citizens to reflect and see for our selves things are as they should be. Now we have in the balance Messrs. Lobeck and Jefferis, both being prac tically strangers to the writer. I have ih a general way tried to en lighten myself respecting the record of the present incumbent and I fail to see any work that shows him up to date as a western representative. He has about served his usefulness In that capacity. This congressional district needs a live wire, and in the person of Jefferis I think one born for the occasion, and no better se lection could have been made. Here Is a party that has taken great pains to acquaint himself with every demand of the great west and is a typical westerner as far as con ditions would permit. Time and again he has made it a duty to accompany these stock trains into the very heart of the industry; not only this, but has been selected spokesman to make plain thvS attitude of tho Oma ha markets to the western producers, meet them on their own grounds and make a full explanation, which today attests by receipts of both stock and grain in Omaha markets Always willing to sacrifice his own affairs for the interests' of our city and our markets, and it is the im perative duty of every voter inter ested In the making of Omaha to cast his vote for this young giant of the west. The writer has no feart but what Jefferis will go "over the1 top" in South Side, and I only hope we can make it unanimous. JAMES HALE. German Prostifte Doomed. Omaha, Oct. 26 To the Editor of The Bee: I wish to quote a few lines from a recent article by Pro fessor Ladd for the benefit of the readers of this column: "There are plain signs that we are going to forbid all teaching in German and must limit and carefully supervise the teaching of German, as well ai regulate the teaching of anything by-un-American Germans in both the private and public schools of the country. The propagandlsm of German Ideas and ideals is to be in the future made more difficult, if not sternly repressed. Yes, the prestige of Germany in science, philosophy and scholarship is al ready doomed to a long period of decline, if nut to the fate of extinc tion. "The feelings of an outraged world against Germany, as set forth in deeds and fortified by theory, ought to continue undiminished to the end of time." DOX BOX NO. 2. "Bear" In Mind I mm mm m iaw ma mm m mm mw Advice to Colored Voters. Omaha, Oct. 25. 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