6 B THE OMAHA SUNDAY BEE: OCTOBER -20, 1918 The Omaha Bee DAILY ( MORNING) EVENING SUNDAY FOUNDED BV EDWARD ROSEWATEB VICTOR ROSEWATER, EDITOR THE BEE PUBLISHING COMPANY. PROPRIETOR MEMBERS OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The Awtttl Pt. of ulcb The he ll Bm;tr. tf entitled to tlx iiw lor puWWlii -f all dUiaWw U It ur nr.1 mlirrwiw crwlmxl In thl piper, mil l publlhe4 Uemn. All light of publkitiou ot our peul ll.ilcli r ilwi temnri. OFFICESi fhlcse-lWI' ! Building. Onuhi-ni Vt ,a, Nw ork-3Nl Kifth Afc Houlh pinihj-i 18 N Bt . fouls New R'k ( 'uimere. I'ounoU Jtlufrt 14 V,Miln St. WiUiiitunr-l3U 0 81- LlncolB-UtU Buildiij. " AUGUST CIRCULATION Daily 67,135 Sunday 59,036 Atinit HrruUtlon tor Ihi t"tli uhrlbe(l and sworn to by Dwiiht Williams, (IrlniUllon Mnr. Subscribers leaving thi city ihould hav The Be mailed to thim. Addrei changed often reauilfd. THE BEE'S SERVICE FLAG i . i. . i . 1 1 1. n A A M tat t a A penitent kaiser is a siglit for the gods, but i one not yet presented. Foot ball may be a war essential, but it can not stand against the "flu." Ruthless submarine warfare goes right on. Yes, but it doesn't get anywhere. Six billion dollars is quite a lump, but it is only car fare fur Uncle Sam these days. Wonder what the kaiser is feeding his gulli ble Germans now about "my invincible armies." TTfT T"rTT!? "Under our holy crown," says Kaiser Karl, the Czechs shall be free, and all Bohemia smiled. . The kaiser will deny that his U-boat prac tices are cruel. This may console him, but will not convince the world. Two million Yankee soldiers in France, and more going over every day, is an argument even j the Hun mind can grasp. These line fall rains are fixing the tup soil for winter wheat, and contain much promise for a bumper yield next year. : Wonder why tne basic price on cotton .is so slow in coining forth? It didn't take long to fix the price on wheat and hogs. PUNISHMENT OF ENEMY CRIMINALS. The growing outcry that punishment of those responsible for the outrages and atrocities per petrated on innocent victims in flagrant disre gard of all the laws of war should be included in the exactions of the final peace is apparently not confined to this country. Speaking at Liv erpool a few weeks ago, Sir Frederick Smith, the attorney general for Great Britain, made this declaration: I have given close attention to the subject of international law, and I tell you plainly that there is in international law abundant war rant for the punishment, both in their persons and in their purses, of proved and identified criminals. Cheers. It has not been be coming, until the hope of victory was recently formed upon the events in the field, to talk of what we should do when victory came. That those persons who can be identified with uni versally admitted acts of outrage are to es cape with impunity is a view of the situation which I certainly should find it difficult to accept. Cheers. We are told it will not be possible for Ger many to pay indemnities, although she her self is demanding 300,000,000 from the Bol shevists. There are great assets in Germany. It is a matter which is irrelevant from one point of view as to whether those assets are pledged bv the German government to the citizens of that country who have supplied the money for the war to be carried on. The relevant answer on the subject to the German government is, "You have pillaged and de stroyed Belgium and ravaged France, and your first obligation is to compensate Bel gium and then France, and then pay those who put in the money to enable you to com mit those outrages." Cheers. The report of these remarks being punctu ated with "cheers" would indicate that the opin ion of the British attorney general strikes a popular chord over there. Discussion of the subject on this side has already led to citation of the chapter of pur civil war history, in which the notorious General Wirz, held responsible for the Andcrsonville prison barbarism, was tried in a civil court after the surrender and convicted as any other criminal. For us to re venge the slaughter of innocents by retaliating in kind upon other innocent people is, we all agree, a questionable procedure, but to hold to strict accountability the arch fiends who planned and "fnstigated such crimes would be merely punishing guilt. ' You cannot go to church today, but that will not prevent jour having religious services. Fol low the program outlined in The Bee. - If all of 'em responded as well as Omaha it would have been "over the top" for the Liberty loan in less than three weeks, and then some. . This year the Belgians can celebrate a real American Thanksgiving. And they will not have to wait till the last Thursday in November, either. That electrified wire along the Dutch border of Belgium finally did the Huns a good turn. It told them where they could reach safety by being interned. A plea is being made that the Allied troops now at Vladivostok be sent to the Volga to winter. Sound military reason supports this, but diplomacy is holding it up. Did you notice how the democratic organs and orators have worked partisanship overtime throughout the Liberty loan drive when politics was "adjourned" for the second time, presuma ' bly for republicans only? The payroll at the Camp Dodge cantonment, most of which goes into channels of trade in Dcs M,oines, is in excess of $50,000 a day. Be fore very long Omaha will be represented in congress by more than a messenger boy. By the outcome of the litigation over the lim , ited suffrage law there will be no referendum and no votes-for-women in the coming Ne braska election. Lawsuits sometimes produce results that neither side expected at the start. Tightening up on sugar restrictions is an niher way of reminding the dear public that we still have a war on our hands. Some day we may get back to where we can have all we want, but the "one-lump-and-stir-like-hell" rule is a good one to follow nowadays. During the primary the local hyphenated organ of pro-German and Morgan church prop aganda gave aid and comfort to the candidate who pulled out the republican senatorial nomi . nation against whom it is now opening up its batteries. Had he only played the Henry Ford act and filed for the demoeratic nomination, too, that sheet would probably be supporting him straight through. Loans to Our Allies . V r The largest asset of the United States treas ury is what our associates in the war owe us. Credits for more than $7,098,000,000 have been established, exceeding by 100 per cent all the gold and silver and other valuables held in the treasury. Xt have not stinted in advancing them money to spend in the war against Ger many, but have been limited only by their necessities. It was generous, but it was also prudent, for it was one of the ways of making our national strength register against the en emy. The vital fact was that the money must be. furnished as it was needed. That fact re mains unchanged, and the time has not been reached when, the country is ready to listen to faultfinding with the way the money was turned over to our fighting comrades. If it had been necessary we would have given it readily. The original war finance bill specfied that the sums set aside for the use of the allies should be used in purchasing their bonds. It soon be came apparent, however, that this procedure involved dangerous delay in opening our re sources to their armies. An amendment was pat through by Secretary McAdoo authorizing short-time loans, and practically all of the ob ligations from the allies are in the form of de mand notes, i bearing interest-at the Liberty bond rates. Interest is being paid on them at the rate of $10,000,000 monthly, and in a year it will be $40,000,000 monthly. The diplomatic notes are accepted by the Treasury department ifti assurance from the State department as to a'he authority of the representatives of the bor 'fowing governments to execute the obligation!. -Tho;naj F. Logan in Leslij't Relief Work at Home. Overshadowed by the war and its attendant activites, the work is being done by home or ganizations to relieve suffering and alleviate pri vation at home does not have the attention it deserves. With a terrible pestilence holding the city in its grip, thousands of victims being under treatment, and many needing care that cannot be provided, the good women of the Visiting Nurse association have found them selves suddenly asked to assume a burden far beyond anything they contemplated. They have resolutely undertaken to meet the emer gency with whatever means they control, and are accomplishing much more than they them selves understand. The soup kitchen, which is splendidly serving a great purpose, is the least of their efforts. Many other women are con tributing in the way of personal service, neigh bor helping neighbor, the well giving of their strength to aid the afflicted, and throughout the whole city is seen such a spirit of helpfulness as must encourage everyone to believe in the better nature of man. In the face of a general calamity the generous side of humanity always turns up, and self gives way to service as easily as water runs down hill. Free Trade With Germany. .Perhaps the present is not the most oppor tune time for the discussion of the commercial relations of the world after tr.c war, but some of President Wilson's recent remarks have led to reflections abroad that some sort of under standing as to what is involved might be of advantage to all. Free commercial intercourse as an element of the proposed league of nations is drawing most attention. In Great' Britain ob jections have been outspokenly filed against the admission of Germany to any such combination.' For example, the London Outlook says: When we are invited by men in responsi ble positions not only to let the enemy down lightly in the settlement of the war, but to IC5UU1C iree, unregulated trade intercourse with him after the war to open again our ports and markets to the Germans, free of tariff, toll or tax, so that they may again "blackleg" our traders and drive both labor and capital out of this country well, it is time to ask the reason why, and to consider jwhat a grave injustice we should thereby be (doing to our own people, including many of the men now fighting for us. To a fair rival, an honest foe and a clean fighter generosity by all means. But the German character is such that U would certainly mistake gener osity for weakness. That German devastation of factory towns in France, Belgium and Poland has been delib erately done to destroy rivals and create a mar ket is clear. Similarly neutral shipping has been destroyed that whatever is left of the Ger man merchant fleet will have better employment when peace comes. These things argue strongly against taking the Hun into a league of nations where no restriction is placed on commerce. In time the German nation may become fit to be so dealt with, but free trade with that country after the war is out of the question for America. Stronger Highways Required. When the Nebraska legislature gets around to the good roads question next winter, as it probably will, it should give attention to a newly developed phase of the problem. It is the in creasing use of trucks in transportation, not only from the farms to the railroads, but be tween the farms and the markets. Along with this comes the natural increase in load handled, putting an extra tax on the roadbed. High ways that are not properly constructed to with stand the wear of heavy loads moving swiftly will soon break down and are worse than none. Nebraska has not gonevery far beyond the talking stage in the matter of road improvement, but the actual work of construction cannot be put off much longer. Our state engineer could perform a real service by preparing in advance some data on this topic for the instruction of the legislators when they get together. Vorwaerts, socialistic organ of Berlin, says the war is terminating in a way satisfactory to no man in Germany. That is just about what the allied democracies of the world are fighting for. - - Prince Max is to resign "as imperial chan cellor. He will find that easier than horn swoggling Uncle Saia, ,7 One Year Ago Today in the War. French seaport of Dunkirk bom barded by German warships. President Wilson proclaimed Oc tober 28 as a day of prayer. Four Zejjpelins which had taken part in raid on London were shot down in France. In Omaha 30 Years Ago Today. Mr. Henry Rosenberg and Miss Mollie Morris were married. The members of the Omaha Dramatic club, are rehearsing the play. "A Scrap of Taper," at the residence of Mr. J. J. Dickey. The Misses Irene Lowe and Lide Wilson have returned from a so journ in St. Louis. Mr. Alfred Millard and wife, who were married in Switzerland, have returned to Omaha. Robert Harris and wife have left ft; Los Angeles, where they will make their future home. Mrs. Joseph Barker, Worthing ton, Avenue, entertained a number of friends at a luncheon. Miss Bertha Steinhauser has gone to Chicago to join a concert com pany. The members of the Crescent club gave their second dance at Crapp's hall. Thirty couples were in attendance and an excellent time was enjoyed. The Day We Celebrate. George Dyball, former secretary of the Smith Brick company, born 1869. John C. Forbes, in charge of the accounting for the Cudahy Packing company, born 1861. Dr. William M. Gordon, practic ing physician, born 1863. , Charles N. Herreid, South Dakota federal food administrator, born in Dane county, Wisconsin, 61 years ago. George B. Dybail. republican candidate for state representative, formerly with the Alamito company, born at Chicago, 1869. Right Rev. William T. Russell, Catholic bishop of Charleston, S. C, born in Baltimore, 55 years ago. Prof. John Dewey of Columbia university, writer on philosophy and education, born at Burlington, Vt., 59 year ago. Edgar Selwyn, noted playwright and theatrical magnate, bom in Cin cinnati, 43 years ago. This Day in History. 1805 Battle of Ulm, in which the Austrians were defeated with dread ful loss by the French under Mar shal Ney. 1818 United States and Great Britain signed a convention respect ing commerce, boundaries and fish eries. 1823 Daniel E. Sickles, who com manded the Third Army corps of the Federals at Gettysburg, born in New York City. Died there, May 3, 1914. 1827 Combined fleets of England, France and Russia nearly destroyed the Turkish and Egyptian fleet in battle near Navarino, Greece. 1893 Twenty-six persons killed in a wreck on the Grand Trunk rail way near Battle Creek, Mich. 1914 Russians definitely checked the advance of the Germans on Warsaw. 19l5Bnlgarians cut the Nish Salonica railway, fifty miles below Nish. , 191f5Germany announced the sinking of two British transports in the Mediterranean. Timely Jottings and Reminders. One thousand five hundred and forty-second day of the great war. Delegates from many parts of the United States and Canada are to as semble in New York today for the annual convention of the United Textile Workers of America The elaborate public celebration of Cardinal Gibbons' golden jubilee as an archbishop, which was to have opened today in Baltimore, has been abandoned owing to the ep idemic of influenza. 1 Storyette of the Day. An old lady was going to Stam ford, Conn., to visit a daughter, and took her seat in the cars for the first time in her life. During the ride the car in which she was seated was thrown down an embankment and demolished. Crawling out from beneath the debris, she spied a man who was held down in a sitting position by his' legs being fastened. "Is this Stamford?" she anxiously asked. The man was from Boston. Mass. He was in considerable pain, but he didn't lose sight of the fact that he was from Boston, so he said: "No, this is a catastrophe." "Oh!" ejaculated the old lady. 'Then I hadn't oughter got off lerel" Chicago News. SIDELIGHTS ON THE WAR. "This war Is fought by machin ery," said the doughboy as he har nessed that perfect war machine, the Missouri mule, and pulled a mqitor car out of the mud of France. Food administrators of New York class .sanding chickens for market as a nonessential industry. The sand must be omitted or the poultry profiteers will win a room in the Tombs. Corp. Theodore Dukeshire wrote from the front to his mother, at 563 Eighth street, Brooklyn, N. T., that he la alive today because the Bible in his vest pocket saved him from a German bullet Every six minutes a merchant ves sel arrives and another departs from American ports. From north At lantic seaports there Is a departure every 11 minutes; and one for Eu rope every 40 minutes. Every soldier In the American forces in France will receive one half pound of candy every 10 days as a part of his ration, tinder the new ration system drawn up by the Q. M. C. and n6w awaiting ratifica tion of G. IL Q. The candy ration will Include chocolates and hard candles of pure sugar. The candy Is now being made in factories op erated in Francs by .the Qt M C, Views and Reviews The President's Fourteen Peace TermsA Letter About the "Flu" Epidemic Abroad The resumption of diplomatic conversation with Germany has brought again into promi nence the enumeration of the fourteen essen tial peace conditions promulgated by President Wilson last January as epitomizing our war aims. These fourteen propositions have been reprinted in connection with the answer to the German note, reiterating them in nearly every newspaper in the land and re-read and re studied by everyone trying to keep posted on the succession of events. The over-shadowing importance of this document as the basis of the final peace, whenever it may come, recalls to me the fact that I heard the president person ally expounding his declaration and wrote my impression of it at the time for this column as follows : "While in Wahington I walked in quite accidentally upon the joint session of congress to which the president was delivering his address upon peace terms. To the public, which in this instance included everybody outside of the inner White House circle, this pronouncement was wholly unexpected and the impression has prevailed that Mr. Wilson prepared his statement and rushed to the capitol to deliver it. But obviously it was not done so fast as that, for as I came into the press gallery after the president had been speaking for not more than five minutes printed copies were distributed, run off for newspaper use, as customary on one side of the paper duly captioned and dated. The president read the speech from typewritten manuscript in a quiet voice and a rather mod ulated tone, with practically no gestures at all, and with only occasional emphasis on the different points. Particularly when he out lined his peace program in numbered para graphs, "firstly" to "fourteenthly," he recalled very much lecturing to a class of students at college, as I have often heard him do, the only difference being the occasional interrup tions by applause, in which no well-ordered body of students would dare to indulge. It seemed to me that Mr. Wilson's hair w;as whiter than when I had last seen him, but otherwise no outward signs of aging or worry. I hardly need add that among those who heard the speech opinion varied widely as to whether it was calculated to hasten overtures for peace or widen the breach and make it more necessary than ever to demon strate first that our armies are invincible and all-conquering." The question suggested in my last sentence as to whether the fourteen demands were cal culated atN the time to hasten or retard the achievement of our purposes is probably still open to debate and is likely hereafter to furnish food for much controversial history but this history cannot be written until the heat of the war conflagration cools off. In the War's Spotlight Rheims, which has been wrested from the Germans by the allies after having been almost blotted off the map by the Hun bomb and torch, la one of the most famous of the his toric cities of France. During the four years and more that it has been the scene of conflict the historic buildings of Kheims have suffered irreparable damage. Most famous of these is the 700-year-old cathe dral, where the kings of France were crowned for centuries. The little town of Cambral, which has been captured by the Canadians after such hard fighting, Is located on the eastern bank ot the Scheldt at one end of the St. Quentin canal. For the greater part of its history, and until quite recent times, the town was a fortress of considerable strength. It was, Indeed, Charle magne who first built walls around it, and from that date It has figured prominently in the history of north ern France as a place "forever In dis pute." Albania, where the Italians have launched a vigorous campaign, has been a bone of dispute between rival powers for centuries past The lit tle country is situated between a part of Greece and Dalmatia. and Just across the Adriatic from Italy. The Albanians, though sharply divided Into tribes. If very different types, nevertheless are distinctly a race by themselves. Other primitive popu lations of the Balkan peninsula have been Hellenized, Latinized or Ab sorbed by Slavonic immigration, but the Albanians still retain their an cient and difficult language and pre serve the customs and institutions of a remote antiquity. Apropos of the "Flu" and the effects of the war on living conditions here and abroad, a letter just received from a former Omaha girl now married and living in Switzerland brings some interesting information. Speaking of the illness of one of the children the letter says: "He was one of the first victims of a treacherous epidemic that has been raging here all summer and which has spread rap idly. It came originally from the front, first spread to Spain and there received its name, 'Spanish grip.' In Spain the victims merely suffered several days with severe grip, but here it has taken a more deadly form. The sickness starts with grip and in most cases - develops into pneumonia. There were hun dreds of deaths, no, thousands, especially among the soldiers. Recovery is very slow. It takes weeks and sometimes months. After our boy was up again, we repacked our trunks and went to the mountains. Now we are back but I see he is not yet fully recovered." As to food and food prices these side lights will be illuminating: "You quote your prices as high. If you only knew what we pay, you would call yours low. Coal we pay $100 for one and a half tons; eggs at present in summer, $1, etc. Our latest cards are cheese and milk and potatoes. We are not big eaters but we have to look closely that we do not run short and most people grumble. The Swiss are accustomed to eating big portions of dairy products, but now there is a shortage. Some time ago Switzerland restricted the entrance of for eigners into this country unless under special permit. This principally to hinder people coming here 'to get fed up,' for, as you know, our food supplies are limited. -At present it seems to me we are the chosen people, for we have American wheat. You can't imagine what it has meant to Switzerland and I can't tell you what a tremendous effect it has had. The first morning we had white bread it was not your white bread, but white in comparison to the mud-colored and slate-colored bread we had had the whole family assembled and gazed prolonged at that bread. We actually called it cake. And now we feel so confident that Uncle Sam will never desert us that we face the future, more cheerfully. This year more grain was planted than before and I believe the harvest has yielded sufficient flour to assure our bread consumption for seven months." To a reference to difficulty experienced in getting news from a sister who is living in Germany, this is added: "Of course, she can say little of conditions there, but it must be awful. I am surprised that the people can live." I maysay that the letter is from the younger daughter of George Heimr6d, one of our old time pioneer citizens of Omaha who, she re ports, is in good health, living in Berne, where he hat remained after retiring from the Ameri can consular service. The Rhine, which is expected to become the last line of German de fense, is one of the world's greatest rivers, both In history and In com merce. Rising in the highest Alps in central Europe, It reaches the North sea after a journey of 850 miles. The river gathers Its waters at the base of melting glaciers, plunges over great rock masses to ward its lower levels, cuts through the wildest mountain valleys, tra verses a wonderful high, broad plain and then, entering its famous gorge, wanders through exquisite pano ramas, to flnaly emerge into the low lands of Germany and Holland, where its banks are dotted by scores of great commercial and industrial towns. , HERE AND THERE A woman working on the cranber ry bog of S. Li. Carlander at Tar mouth picked 14 barrels of cranber ries in one day and got $14 for it The Yanks are smoking from 5,000,000 to 10,000,000 cigars a month, the quartermaster corps an nounced. One of the longest submarine cables in the world is to be laid be tween Aden and Hongkong, at a cost ot $8,000,000. An ordinary laborer not a skilled laborer who is working for the gov ernmentcame home to Manchester to make aevislt the oilier day. He showed his pay envelope for one week. He had received $70.10 for that week's work, lncludtrtj over time. Matt Crosby of Ocate, N. M., has the distinction of being the oldest cowboy in active service. In the United States. He recently cele brated the 91st anniversary of his birth by . breaking a wild young horse Just off the range. On the same day he roped and tied a 3-year-old steer in a little more than four minutes. .- A grocery firm at Avon, N. Y., sent a truck to Genesee to get a load of groceries. When the truck re turned to Avon, late at night, a bar rel of sugar .which had been loaded at the rear was missing. Evidently it had rolled off In the darkness un noticed, and diligent inquiry along kthe road fails to reveal any person who has any knowledge of it. SIGNPOSTS OF PROGRESS People and Events The kaiser is credited with a fortune of $60, 000,000, and castles to burn. Employment agencies need not book his name for a job the morning after. Wierd alarms disturb the serenity of politi cians in New York. Registration of voters falls short of hopes, especially among women, who number less than one-third of the total. The joke of "politics adjourned" appears to be taken seriously in some quarters. The famous battlefield of Armageddon, re cently traversed by allied troops, jarred the sensibilities of a correspondent on the spot. "A dreary desolate waste without enough verdure to support a rabbit." History and distance lend the main enchantment to things over there. War prices of general economy have placed padlocks on the doors of Delmonico's. and Stew art's "art gallery," two swell restaurants of New York. Sweet's medium-priced feedery on Ful ton street also is down and out. Scarcity of help and the drain of fighting men also are potent factors in the New York pinch. Sir Eric Geddes, British admiralty chief, is a native of India who got his first experience in the world of work in this country. Lumbering in Alabama to railroad building in Maryland and Virginia marked the bottom rounds of his lad der of achievement. His present -visit to the United States no doubt awakens interesting per sonal reflections. Red-hot protests are voiced in New York City against the rule of the state fuel adminis tration requiring occupants of elevator apart ments below the fifth floor to walk down. Cou pled with gasless Sundays, this piles revolution on the legs of revolution. "Walking down stairs," exclaims the Times, 'involves the use of the legs, and to New Yorkers the use of these limbs, except as appendages, is becoming more repugnant annualli Japan Is now printing text books for California schools and making bats for American base ball teams. Thirty years ago the telephone list of New York City was printed on a small card and numbered 253 sub scribers. A Frenchman is the inventor of an electric clock that runs without attention as long as the battery is in good condition. In a new Swiss process for the manufacture of aluminum foil a number of sheets of the metal are coated with oil, folded or piled to gether and rolled until they are as thin as desired. Because of the steady Increase In the price of women's ready-made garments there has been a corre sponding Increase In the number of women who are taking the dress making courses provided by some of the retail department stores. Rev. James Coleman, a Baptist minister of the Winding Gulf dis trict, West Virginia, has entered the coal mines with a pick and shovel and is digging coal six days a week and occupying his pulpit on the sev enth day. His production for the first day was 12 $4 tons, and the rec ord is still climbing. QUAINT BITS OF LIFE Of the offspring of insane people about 59 out of every 100 are sound mentally. The Japanese lover presents to his sweetheart a beautiful silk sash in stead of an engagement ring. Flowers smell sweetest Just pre vious to rain. The perfume, which is volatile, is prevented by the moisture-laden air from rising and dis persing. So it Is more concentrated in the flower Itself. I W. Benner and his son, Edward Benner, of Rockland, Me., have dug more than nine bushels of potatoes produced from a peck they planted. They think they have done pretty well for barbers. Wayne Wenner, teamster, of Allen town, Pa, found a gold watch and chain dangling from the tail of his horse. His explanation is that the horse caught Its tail on the watch of a bystander and whisked it out of his pocket. Among members of the Red Cross lately listed in Detroit, Me., in the Piftsfleld (Me.) Advertiser are Miss Achsa Bean. Mrs. J. R. Bean, Mr. J. R. Bean, Harold Bean, Ina Bean, Orvllle Fease, Verna Pease, Mrs. Elmer Pease and Mr. Elmer Pease. A Portland attorney laughed with everybody else present when he was asked to spell his own middle name and had to give up after three at tempts and consult the dictionary. His name is William Aloysius Coa nellan. He says It was wished on him, anyway. Training an Oriental. A Canadian woman wanted to show her Chinese servant the cor rect way to announce visitors, and one afternoon went outside her front door, rang the bell and made the man usher her into the drawing room. The following afternoon the bell rang, and, not hearing him answer it, she went to the door herself. To her surprise, he was standing wait ing outside. "Why. Sing," she asked, "what are you doing here?" "You foolee me yesterday. I foolee you today." was his rtBly. Toronto ditto Around the Cities Kansas City bans music by "living or dead Germans." As further evU dance of wartime uplift It Is proposed to make "a clean sweep of the dead timber In the county building." Two Chinese girls, sisters of the Wong family, are "paging" guests at one of the big hotels of Portland, Ore. They wear the native costume, even to the shoes, and call visitors for whom friends are asking. The county treasury at Sioux City is gathering In golden stores from bootleggers. One court term this month brought fines totaling $17,922 from 48 persons. Thirty-eight cssfs go over for special treatment The high notclv In the fines was $1,000. One of the big breweries of St. Louis Is being overhauled for the manufacture of oleomargarine. An other has switched from beer to chicken feed. One by one the sights of Missouri's big town lose the ro mance of stimulants. The Reno board of trade put out In New York a warm feeler for the honor of the coming peace conven tion. A purse cr $1,000,000 is the prize offered for the world's biggest meet. Doubtless a few side bats could be arranged as a gunr-intea of good fdltn. Sioux City's Commercial club re ports satisfactory results from the garden contest among public school children pulled oft last summer. Fifteen hundred boys and girls cul tivated a total of 7,000 square feet of garden and raised products valued at from $40,000 to $50,000. More than 8,000 chickens were raised by 350 children and 45 pigs fattened for market. The club distributed $450 in prizes. Peppery Points Washington Post: Finland mad with nrmm'. Hfid HOW th V " ' - Finns are eating the bark of tre and dried grass that Is not wort! uiiii munnmir to in uuim ...w -'---- V New York Horald: Tha Frencj have taken Somme P but FieSI Marshal Halg and General rershlni managed to get a few pieces. J Louisville Courier-Journal: OthJ countries," once said a German ofl fleer, "have armies, but Germany I an army which has a country." An what is working the downfall oj that army is that it was not conteia to have a country, but Insisted ot grabbing the countries of other peol pies. New York World: As Genertij Forrest might have said and witl no intention of arousing those wh4 Insist that ha never could have ri expressed himself there are Indlcaj tions of a race between tha thre surviving members of the central powers group an to which can gel here fustest with the mostest sur( render. Minneapolis Tribune: Fnch hn got Hlndenburg groggy. The oli bulldozer is staKgering like a drunk en man. Foch hits him with hi right, then with his left and piles ii the blows so fast that the bewilder1 lubber can't tell where to oxpet the next lick. To suggest an ar mistlce at this junclure would b an act of treason. Now's the tiiw to force the fighting to a speedy con elusion. It Is also a time to bu; more oonas. DOMESTIC PLEASANTRIES. "Do you think any woman bellevn yon when you tell her the Ii the first gill you ever loved?" "Tet, If you are the first liar ihi hai ver met." Baltimore American. "What a eool and Indifferent air Cora haa? . She acta aa if ahe didn't know any. body was looklnr at her " "Tea: ahe Inherits that Her father ' uiea to fry artddleeakei in th window of a reetaurant." Boiton Tranacrlpt. "Do you think I could aa Mr. 'Wombat any tim aoon? "I don't know. He'a pretty buay." "I know ha la. I can hear him telling funny etorlea to an appreciative audience But why not let me Join the crowd?" Loulivllle Courier-Journal. Sellna Do you think It would hi eon celted for me to tell my frlende I made thla dreis myielf? Loulie Not conceited, my dear aupar fluoua. Town Toplca. He I never have Iclaaed any rtr!, except you. 8he I don't car for pait performance. What'a your dope for the future? Judge. NEBRASKA. A slender path ef shining steel winds onward toward th wet, Whll to the left and to th right Lies what I lovs the best. There miles and miles of rolling plain, Drift Into skies of blue In which the brightest eunehln gleams And greets the morning dew. As far as ever ey ean reach One sees tha softest browns All covered with ripening corn And green wheat growing round. And cattle grazing peacefully Amnnff IIia IlifU hill. Their soft yes filled with wonderment remap 01 Human Ills. Dear Nebraska, land I love, Tou hav a charm for me Which I seem never to forget On mountain top or sea. And even In th dark of night When atormy winds sweep by, 1 seem to see yonr rolling plain Aad sunny cloudless aky. So keep for m In time to coma A nlace 'UDOn vnur hrat A place that I may call my home iou mueeniana or in West. JEVf The undertaking- business Is a function that requires the sort of tact that is the fruit of an intelli gent experience. In such manner will we serve you with a service that is above the pall of criticism. We are completely and elegantly equipped to handle funerals prop- er y' N. P. SWANSON Funeral Parlor. (Eatabliahei 1S88.) Uth and Cuming St. Tel. Dougla 1060. TODAY'S AID TO BEAUTY Hair is by far the most conspic uous thing about us and is proba bly the most easily damaged by bad or careless treatment. If we are very careful in hair washing, we will have virtually no hair trou bles. An especially fine shampoo for this weather, one that brings out all the natural beauty of the hair; that dissolves and entirely re moves all dandruff, excess oil and dirt; can easily be used at trifling expense by simply dissolving a tea spoonful of Canthrox (which you can get at any druggist's) in a cup of hot water. This makes a full cup of shampoo liquid enough so it is easy to' apply it to all the hair in stead of just the top of the head. This chemically dissolves all impur ities and creates a soothing, cooling lather. Rinsing leaves the scalp spotlessly clean, soft and pliant, while the hair takes on the glossy richness of natural color, also a fluffiness which makes it seem much heavier than it is. After Canthrox shampoo, arranging the hair is a pleasure. Adv. October Sale PIANOS and PLAYERS Contracted Purchases Before the Rise in Prices Now is the opportunity, make your selection for the holidays. Leave tha Piano with, us until wanted. Terms convenient purse. Fine line and to suit your of Mason St Hamlin Brambach Bush St Lane Cable-Nelson Kranich St Bach Vose St Sons Kimball Hospe Player Pianos Apollo Electric Melville Clark Players Kranich St Bach Players Apollopbona Culbransen Players Hoapa Player We hav Pianos from $150 up. Player Pianos from $375 up. And they are positively guar anteed. Your long evenings, your joy less Sundays require music at the home, and music which can be produced artistically without practice or study. If you don't believe it, come to our ware rooms and be shown. UryMKes 1513-1515 Douglas Street. V "Tha Victor Store.". Chicago Opera Co., Nov. 1.2. mm. STOMACH UPSET? Get at the Real Cause Take Dr. Edwards' Olive Tablets . That's what thousands of stomach sufferers are doing now. Instead of taking tonics, or trying to patch up a' poor digestion, they are attacking the. real cause of the ailment dogged' liver and disordered bowels. ; Dr. Edwards' Olive Tablets arous the liver in soothing, healing way.; When the liver and bowels ire per forming their natural functions, awayi goes indigestion and stomach troubles.! If you havs a bad taste in your I mouth, tongue coated, appetite poor lazy, don't-care feeling, no ambition or j energy, troubled with undigested foods,' you should take Olive Tablets, ths; substitute for calomel. Dr. Edwards' Olive Tablets are a purely vegetable compound mixed with' olive oil. You will know them by their i olive color. They do the work without griping, cramps or pain. j Take one or two at bedtime for quick relief, so you can eat what you like.' At 10c and 25c per box. All druggists. THE FARMER MUST HAVE RUGGED HEALTH Many Break Downs and Failures Due to Exposure and Hard Work Catarrh in Some of Its Many Forms Claims Thousands. .vj .uiiiuj j . "J intujtiiii. vuviiici aim ira almost every one will be found a bottle of Dr. Harip man's World Famous Peruna. For coughs, colds and catarrh it is invaluable. It's use is indicated in all! cases of catarrhal inflammation and congestion wheth er of respiratory organs, stomach, bowels or other orJ gans of the body. Mr. W. J. Temple of 300 Lincoln Ave., Delaware, Ohio, suffered foji yean with inflammation of the mucous linings oi the stomach nf bowels. According to hist own story he did not eat a meal for five yeara without distress. He says: "I am a I Peruna is sold everywhere. Youj farmer and must be exposed to an kinds of weather. After years of suffering, a druggist recommended Peruna. I took altogether five bottles and am a well man. ror- merly, I could not do a day's work. Now, farm work does not fatigue me in the least. Peruna is the best medicine and tonic on the market Time only strengthens my admira tion for it, especially for catarrh and colds, may buy it in either liquid or talw let form. Ask for Dr. Hartman'! Well Known Peruna Tonic and if, you are seeking health take nothing else. Insist upon Peruna. If you are sick and suffering, write The Peruna Company, Dept 77, Columbus, Ohio, for (Dr. -Hart man's Health Book. The book ii free and may help you. Ask you dealer, foe a Peruna Almaqac.,