6 B THE OMAHA SUNDAY BEE K OCTOBER 13, 1918. The Omaha Bee DAILY (MORNING) EVENING SUNDAY FOUNDED BY EDWARD ROSE WATER VICTOR ROSEWATER, EDITOR THE BEE PUBLISHING COMPANY. ' PROPRIETOR MEMBERS OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS Amwtlttarl Pivu. nf rnMnh Th. Hh t. . fnflQlber. It SlCIUIlveb atuitlKl to th ua for eublleeUon of all new. dlipatt'bea credited ! tl or not otherwie credited la thu pir, and alio the local ntwi published hernn. All itfbu o publication of our ipwial dltpatcb are aln ratarred. . OFFICES! Oilcato People's (lea Huildlng. Uuiiha The Bee Buitdtna. Na York Klftli At. South 0mh-il3l8 N Bi. St. lOUitNaw B'k of r.,aiuin;e. tmmvW Uluffa 14 N- alo St. AUGUST CIRCULATION Daily 67,135 Sunday 59,036 Aram ein-utatloa for tha month, iu bawl bad and worn to Dj Dwlfht Williams, Circulation Manager. Subscriber leaving thai city ahould have The Bee mailed to them. Addreaa changed ae often aa requeued, TMF PFF'I FRVICE FLAG ir'Sillilll!lll mmmmmSmmmllli Talk war, not peace, and we'll win. Whenever Mr. Spanish Flu is ready to move on, we are ready to say farewell. Mr. Hitchbranch is getting dizzy from trying to keep up with hit own gyrations. Now for the big push this week that will put the Fourth Liberty loan clear across. German bankers wan to hold on to all oc cupied lands, but they will not get what they want. GERMANY'S CHANCE FOR EARLY K PEACE. Washington authorities are apparently in clined to place a heavy discount on the reports coming from Switzerland with relation to the German reply to President Wilson's recent note. That the kaiser is inclined to accept the Amer ican proposals "in a sense," or in principle, is not enough. He must accept them in toto and in spirit. If the impending note from the im perial chancellor is no more than an invitation to palaver, then our president should clearly announce the ultimatiiTn, already delayed too lohg, of unconditional surrender. The terms granted Bulgaria are the only ones.o be offered Germany. This ultijnatum should be accompanied by an emphatic statement that a change has been wrought by the progress of the war in condi tions that we might have granted at the time of our entrance. Then America asked" no in demnity. Now, if the kaiser and his crew are wilfully determined to prolong the war, we are justified in requiring that they be held wholly responsible for the cost of the war. Any dam ages or expense sustained by the United States in connection with the war from now on should be made a charge against the German empire. The persistence of the German army in wan ton destruction in France and Belgium more than justifies the demand for reparation. This should be firmly insisted upon. Americana will be content only when the is sues involved are finally adjusted on a basil of impartial justice, and not till than. No patched up peace will be acceptable to us or to our Allies. The brutal Hun is now groggy and sparring for wind, and he must not be given a chance to recover. 7 TO DA One Year Ago Today in the War. German naval forces captured the islands in Riga bay. The British continued to advance their new lines in Flanders. Admiral Henry T. Mayo returned to the United States from a war mis sion in Europe. In Omaha 30 Years Ago Today. I. A. Solomon, representing Fish er's "Cold Day . Company," is at the Barker. Mr. and Mrs. G. W. Roberts gave an elegant dinner" party at their " Foch is furnishing the reason f(or the anxiety of the Hun to get some respite from the ardor of war. Saxony is reported to be moving for fran chise reform. A lot of tight is beginning to shine into the land of the Teuton. Busybodies are trying to reopen the strife between the city council and the firemen. This effort will bring no good to either side. No peace that satisfies the kaiser will satisfy us.! ' And conversely the peace that satisfies ui is not likely ever to satisfy the kaiser. President Wilson again marched on foot at the head of a column of his fellow citizens on Saturday. Did you ever hear of a Hohenzol lern doingr anything like that? Bulgaria's output of attar of roses for the year is almost SO per cent short of the normal, but the crop of other stinks coming out of that country is far beyond requirements. "Why Lobeck?" Surely it is not because of his record in voting to keep the United States unprepared, or because he voted for the Mc- Lemore resolution and for an embargo on arms. Wonder why anybody thinks "Bill" Smith is going to have an easy time in winning the Fourth district to the democratic column? Is it because of the fact that he summarily dis missed an old soldier's daughter from his office last year? Germany and Austria art thrusting their pacifists to tha front now, but are about four years and a half lata In doing it. The talk tht Teuts are making row might have been listened to in 1914, but it no longer sounds good. bf SI That Otranto affair is shocking in many particulars, and emphasizes tha dangers that have attended the transportation of our boys to France. To have gotten almost two millions of them over thert with so little loss of lift it a tribute! to the skill and watchfulness of tht navy above words to portray. For a Better Race of Americans. Physical reconstruction of Americans is ad vocated by Dr. Frederick Peterson of New York, who sees in the 30 per cent of rejections for military service because of curable defects an occasion for worry. Dr. Peterson is not a pioneer in his movement, nor has he suggested any vitally new or important method of estab lishing it. He does, however, touch on one of the many reasons vyhy it is so. His plan for co-ordination of a large number of organiza tions having in view the general aim of improv ing the race physically by giving the child a better chance is not likely to succeed if left to the action of state governments. Therefore, he suggests it be made a federal program. This might be found to work all right, but is in danger of encountering the same obstacle that wrecked the child labor law. Dr. Peter son's indictment that we have spent millions to protect and improve breeds of live stock and grains, for the propagation of forest and fruit trees, to rid forests of insect pests, and in a great many ways have wasted money on vain experimentation, while doing nothing to ad vance the physical well-being of our citizens, is founded on fact. His other conclusion, that it may require generations to get the people com pletely aroused to the importance pf his pro posal, is also- justified. j Continued agitation of the topic for genera tions past has brought little advance, but its advocates should not be discouraged by reason of this. In time the idea may gain a solid foot hold, and then the race will be gainer because boys and girls are shown how to grow up into strong, healthy, beautiful men and women. home in Benson Place in honor of their son George, who has reached his majority. Mr. and Mrs. C. H. Gratton hive returned from their wedding trip. Miss Katherine Barker has re turned from Iowa, where she has been visiting friends. Mr. and Mrs. T. J. Rogers enter tained a small party of friends at the Millard. Mrs. James, wife of the superin tendent of schools,, has gone to Hudson, Mich., for a three weeks' visit with friends. While tht hyphenated sheet has completely back-tracked on its braien effort to sav votes of Hun subjects in Nebraska over tht next pres idential election, Governor Neville, jvho ineor porattd that demand in his message to the leg islature, has hot yet apologized. The governor should retract, or put the blame on whoever made him the goat, or both. in so ce f , That promised water main to Fort Crook, so wt art told, is now waiting only on a rtport from tht construction division of tht War de partment. Tht whole thing Involves tht ex penditure of not to exceed $60,000 which re minds us that $9,500,000 was invested ia tht ton struction of tht cantonment at Des Molntt In instead of In Omaha, while our senator and con gressman at Washington were atltep at tht switch. Lutheran Churches in France In tht eastern part of France not over 20 miles from tht border lines of Germany and Switzerland, is Montbelaird, a town of 8,000 in habitants which serves as a common center for a large number of villages. It is a most im portant point in tht world conflict now going on, and. particularly to Americans as a large number dt our boys are centered in that section, which Is" the only point where German territory has been taken by the allied forces and primar ily by the Americans. It Is in an important section of France for the . reason, as one report says: Hartman s Wail- erKopi mama mt spot in uennany wnera ine first American boy paid the great sacrifice. It It historic to Americans because it is believed that when tht Americans march across the Rhine it will bt through that sector of Lorraine where the Yankees are now holding forth." Lntherans are particularly fortunate to find that thert art three Lutheran churches in Mont belaird and stvtral of our churches in the vil lages round abont, so that parents and friends of oar boys in that section, which it- the Mont belaird diocese of our Lutheran cmxrch in Franee, can feel assured that with the co-opera tion between tht War commission of our French Lutheran church and the National Luth eran commission of America, our boys in that section particularly will be well cared for. Tha National commission has been planning to send representatives to tht French Lutheran church for several months and by the time this reaches our readers they will probably be on their way. Ever effort will be made by the National Lutheran commission to have the church follow our boys, and whether it be in Paris, Mont belaird or any other section of France, we art assured that besides the 23 Lutheran chaplains '.already over there, that the friendly and earnest . co-operation of our French Lutheran church mm k ytMn1ri nn tn riri for nnr Lutheran Franc. Luther League Review Protection for Auto Owners. The Omaha Automobile club is moving to secure amendments to the laws of Nebraska in tended to afford greater protection to owners of automobiles. First among these has to do with the matter of licensing machines brought in from other states. -It is proposed that a clean abstract of title, with absolute proof of legitimate ownership, be required before li cense be granted to a machine brought in from another state. This will check the practice now so prevalent of driving stolen machines into the state, taking tht thirty daya granted by the law, and then securing a Nebraska license, which aids in disposing of the loot to an innocent pur chaser here. Other points intended to increase tht stcurity of wners are being considered, the increase of the minimum penalty for theft being one. Most stress is put on the plan for tracing ownership, this being regarded as the vital fac tor in detecting theft and recovering property. Lawmakers ought to give attention to the sug gestions of tht organized owners, who should know better than any what is needed to remedy tht situation. j 1 I A War of Democracy. When the war broke out in 1914 Godfrey Jones was digging coal in a Welsh mine. "An officer and a gentleman" then meant something more than mere words in the British army, and "rankers" had a rather hard time. Godfrey Jones enlisted as a private and went to the front with "Kitchener's Mob." Today he is a briga dier general, outranking in command the heir to the Brithh throne, and still serving with the Welsh. Some of the old beliefs of the British people have vanished with the war, but the jewel of democracy shines the brighter there because this is so. In the French army Godfrey Jones can bejnatched, and in the American forces he will meet many a soldier with a star on his col lar who came up from the ranks. Not so in the kaiser's corps. There birth alone entitles a man to command. It is indeed a war of democracy, and will be won because men, and not manni kins, are to decide the issue. Out of His Own Mouth. "It is only the infantile mind, or the narrow and bitterly partisan mind, that will resent and denounce such criticism," shouted the editor of the Omaha Hyphenated on the 2d of February last He was then desperately defending the German-Alliance senator from Nebraska in his course of attack on the president's management of the war. We submit, however, that his own words accurately fit his case at present, when he flies into a passion because Senator Lodge and others object to democrats endeavoring to establish the platform of their party as basis for peace. No republican has hampererj the president in any act tending to win the war; none will interfere in any way with the reitera tion of peace on honorable and satisfactory terms. But the democrats ask too much if they expect to be permitted to hide their partisan endeavors behind the president and get away with partisan propaganda camouflaged as peace proposals. The Day We Celebrate. Arthur Crittenden bnnth, presi dent of the M. E. Smith & Co., born 1863. W. E. Hitchcock of the Webster Howard & Co., born 1861. Maj.-Gen. Thomas H. Barry, United States army, born in New York city, 63 years ago. Alfred W. Bjornstad, brigadier general United States army, born in Minnesota, 44 years ago. Rear Admiral Charles H. Stock ton, United States navy, retired, born in Philadelphia, 73 years ago. Hon. William J. Hanna, former food controller of Canada, born in Middlesex county, Ontario, 56 years ago. Prof. William Z. Ripley of Har vard, administrator of labor stand ards for army clothing, born at Med ford, Mass., 51 years ago. Mrs. Langtry, for many years a celebrated actress of the English stage, born on the Isle of Jersey, 66 years ago. I This Day in History. 1812 The United States sloop-of-war Wasp started on her memorable cruise. 1823 Lafayette C. Baker, chief of United States secret service dur ing the civil war, born at Stafford, N, Y. Died in Philadelphia, July 2, 1868. 1833 Edward Blake, who served for a time as Canadian premier, born in Ontario. Died at Toronto'March 1. 1912. 1850 Five hundred lives lost when the Turkish battleship Abdul Medjid was blown up in the Bos phorus. 1868 Representatives of the Eur opean powers, in conference at St. Petersburg, signed a treaty to ex clude the use of explosive missiles in future warfare. 1870 Palace of St. Cloud fired on by the French and destroyed. 1914 The Allies occupied the city of Ypres. 1915 Russians pierced Austrian line in Galicia and drove Hinden burg back from Dvinsk. 1916 Italians scored further suc cesses on The Trieste and Trent fronts. Views and Reviews Reactions of the War Upon Some 0 Our Puzzling Problems Extracts from an address delivered at the Diamond Jubilee Banquet of the B'nai B'rith at Chicago. As everyon'e knows, we are in the midst of the most colossal world war that has ever de vastated the face of the globe a war that has drawn into it all the great nations of the earth, including our own a war upon whose issue de pends the future course of mankind a war which can have only one outcome the tri umphant vindication of the cause of democracy in which oir American people are enlisted. It is only a question of time, and we believe now a very short time, till the victory will be ours. A little while ago it was our boast that we were neutral, that we didn't care who licked the kaiser. Now we have ceased to be neutral and we insist that our American soldiers shall haVe the privilege of carrying the Stars and Stripes right into Berlin and there tell the kaiser just where he gets off. For all of us this war has already changed the entire program of our daily doings, has com pletely recast our thought and mental attitude, has turned our outlook upon the future into new or different directions. After this war the map vof the world will never again bewhat it was before, but the changes in the map will be as nothing compared with te transformation which will have been worked in our social and industrial relations by the leaven of liberty that is permeating further and further the masses and classes 01 the people, both in and out of the war arena. v Only a few years ago I went down to Wash ington along with some of you to emphasize in person the protest wt were making against the flagrant disregard of our treaty right in Russia by denial of passports presented by American citizens suspected of Jewish faith. We finally prevailed upon our own government to give notice of abrogation of the treatv and with drawal of the reciprocal privileges of trade and travel until American citizenship and not reli gious affiliation should be the-sole test. 'I take it that as one of the reactions of the' war, the Russian passport question is sure to be settled, and settled as we insisted it should be. True, we have no treaty with Russia, but the ban has been removed by the irresistible sequence of events, as I believe, never again to be raised, whatever government may eventually prevail in Russia. Timely Jottings and Reminders. ' One thousand five hundred and Thirty-fifth day of the Great War. New Jersey churches will ob serve today as "Educational Sun day." The Most Rev. John J. Glennon today completed his fifteenth year as head of the Roman Catholic arch diocese of St. Louis. Storyette of the Day. Adam Bede the one from Minne sota had the reputation, while in the National House of Representa tives, of being exceptionally witty. It is said that often in the midst of routine work in congress, when there were many empty seats and general listlessness, Bede would take the floor and immediately every doorway would let in absent mem bers and visitors keyed up to in tense anticipation. Bede is a native Ohioan, his birth place being on a farm up in Lorain county, so it is natural that he should drift down to the state capi tal for an occasional half-friendly, half-political visit. It was on one of these sojourns a few weeks ago that a friend told how Bede got a special favor from President Roose velt. Knowing T. R.'s fondness for large families, Bede thought it would be a good- scheme to take his six boys as companions to the confer ence at tha White House, so in single file the whole "tribe" entered the president's office. "Well, welll" said Mr. Roosevelt in his enthusiastic way. "What have wt here?" Bede answered with utmost grav ity: "This is just a little string of Bedes I brought along as a peace offering- Colonel." He got what he was after. Columbus Dispatch. HERE AND THERE Around the Cities Washington cheerfully admju that booze fighting la not eo much an out door sport that It was In times past A 80 per cent reductle In the sport la tht latest police score. Cjhlcago report a 10 per cent fall ing off In first and second class mail matter hwKlled at the postofflce, due to Increased postal rates. The local Nasby thinks people are writing longer and fewer letters. Special mail boxes for the airplane mall service have been installed In New York's leading hotels. A sign oh the boxes reads: "Special collec tion for the final close 'of aeroplane mall will be made at this box at 11 a. m. daily except Sunday." Owing to the obstinacy of con sumers in ducking profiteers the butter market at Sioux City suffer ed a relapse of 5 cents in one day lant week. What happened to cause the fall? Oh, JiiNt a common impulse among consumers to pass up the yel low pltite and economize on sub stitutes. That impulse got the butter goat. There was not an accident in New York City! on the last gasless Sun day. A profound silence and pure air pervaded Manhattan's canyons. To the visitor it looked as though most of the folks slept all day, an Impression calculated to make the natives smile as innocently aa "Sep tember morn." At auch occasions the recording angel works overtime. "What is the smallest amount I can take and be considered patriot ic?" queried an office building Jani tor of a Kansas Liberty loan sales man. "Fifty dollara," replied the salesman. "See me after dinner," said the Janitor; "I want to talk It over with my wife." Tha aaleaman saw him at the appointed time, also a bundle of currency containing $800 loaned to Uncle Sam on the spot The moral of this lies in doing likewise. The great cathedral which stands near the national pajace in the City of Mexico has 16 bell towers. Cast iron cannon were not made until the latter part of the 15th cen tury. Previously they were always made of bronae. The Chinese have a code of salu tations, eight in number, and use them according to the rank and po sition of the person greeted. , The first Pekingese dog in England was taken to that country as a pres ent to Queen Victor! in 1861. It had been found in the palace at Peking by an English soldier. ' In. the priceless collection of swords possessed by King George la a straight, one-edged blade, bearing the holy letters I. H. S. (Jesus, the Savior of men), which is said to have been carried to the first crusade by Godfrey de Bouillon, and to have been worn by him when he waa pro claimed king of Jerusalem eight cen turies ago. New light is being thrown also on our immi gration problem, although by no means so sim ple nor as near its solution. In 15 years up to the outbreak of the world war we admitted to this country 13,377,087 immigrants, or nearly 1,000,000 a year, of which approximately one tenth, or 100,000, a year were listed as Jewish immigrants. I do nqt need to discuss the per plexing difficulties this situation presented. Wi'ihith' st0PPa8e of regular ocean traffic in 1914 the flow of immigration was completely cut off. When will it be resumed? Will it ever again reaeh the former magnitude? We may merely speculate on the answer. We hear muth talk of the principle of self-determination, which is understod to mean that the smaller nationalities of Europe shall be permitted to decide for themselves what sort of government they want, or at least have fair consideration given to their national aspirations. But will the principle of self-determination be applied to the movement of the individual within the country, and as between one country and another? Will the Jew living jn Europe be accorded the right to locate freely in any town or in any rural dis trict m his native country? Or will he be held to the spot where he was born, not to move away except by special favor? Will he have a right of self-determination that will let him emi grate to the United States or to an other land of his choice? Or will Europe after peace is restored insist on retaining all their man power murder to recuperate faster their diminished populations, rebuild their industries and help pay the bills incurred in the work of destruc tion? Will labor conditions abroad be such' as t0 ma r.k over here attractive by compari son? Will Europe liberalize its institutions and government so that our long-established free dom and popular form of government become less luring than of old? Above all, will race prejudice, social ostracism and religious perse cution gradually subside or break out anew' If emigration ft, permitted, will it be more stringently controlled and directed to cplonial possesions or to particular countries whose re sources it is desired to exploit? So far as our own government is concerned, we have a new restriction policy embodied in our most recent legislation setting up tests of fitness for admis sion Certain to bar large classes which we used to welcome to our shores, but who are now warned to keep out. On the factors indicated by these questions will our future immigration problem turn, but it will be a new problem, wholly different from the old one. EDITORIAL SHRAPNEL Detroit Free Press: "The Amer icans wish to add big deeds to big words," says the kaiser. And his old battle line now looks as though they were getting their wish. Washington Post: Austria still seems to think that the allies are fools enough to stop shooting and begin talking. A little more grape, Captain Bragg! Minneapolis Tribune: There was something about the kaiser's procla mation to his army and navy that suggested a dose of digitalis to keep one s courage up. Baltimore American: By way of adequate punishment, why not put the kaiser in a diver's suit and com pel him to spend his days salvaging the ships his L-boats have sent down? New York World: Wartime gov ernment regulation of 6hoes and clothes reduces the number of styles, bars French heels, limits woollen sweaters and k'nit goods to 50 per cent wool and enforces other econo mies of material. One of its results should be to popularize old clothes. GARDEN OF THE GODS. "Quaan Juno," quoth Olympian Jova, "Com let ua lend a hand. To plant a garden ot tha godi, In fair Nebraska' land." Said Juno goddes of th mint,' "Send from my treasured ator Gay marigold and goldenrod Shall b their favored flower." And other goda their gift shall bring, Aurora bright will aend To Omaha, pride of th wait, It morning glorle lend. When Pan hi tuneful reed shall waU HI phlox shall fill th vale Aeolu woo from realm of frost Th lovely mow-drop pal. Neptune might plant bay trera and lieach, Cerea with lavish hand. Shall pour her horn of plenty out Upon that fertile land; Fomona cast her ator of fruit Down at Nebraska's feet And say her future sugar erop No other land can beet. Apollo Belvldere the dud So lionized at Rome We'll aend the dandy Hon there Th Daisy Sprue Coxcomb; Hebe our sweet cup-bearer cornea Bringing naught but-a-oup, Diana sends her nightshade out. And lay our thyme 1 up." In th "tale of Greece 'twas f&blad Of old," a th poet say; That this garden should be planted By th gods in this novel way. Let me dwell a moment upon one other re lated reaction which may be expected from the war. I refer to what we calf social welfare work, in a small way already begun betore the war. What we are doing for the health, com fort, education, wholesome amusement of our soldiers in training camp and overseas opens a vista into what must be done for our army of industrial workers, and more especially for the young folks, from which the Industrial army is constantly recruited. What we are doing in the way pf civilian relief to protect the dependent families of soldiers from want and hardship marks a field that will have to be better covered for the unfortunate victims of the march of civ ilization in times of peace. The human wreck age of the war must De taken care of, not as a charity, but as a duty gratefully performed, and so also must be cared for and set in the path of contentment, and, if possible, self-support and usefulness, the helpless and unfortunate, the widows and the orphans, the temoorarilv sick. the permanently disabled, the aged and infirm, and all those who need a helping hand. People and Events Cheer upl Think of the worries, of war map makers and be happy. A divorced woman in the Bronx Borough of New York applied to court for permission to drop her husband's name in order that it may not appear on her tombstone, from which it is inferred that the felicities of "love's yonng dream" went over the top long ago and never came back. In the Sunday gasless belt down east it is practically safe for people to walk for exercise and cross streets without worrying about an accident policy. Besides that rare boon of lib erty( pedal navigation is esteemed a badge of patriotism and social distinction. War is some wonder worker. Federal railroad regulation and rates com prise many novel innovations and amazing pock et touches. No kick coming. Patriots realize your uncle needs the money for the payroll and incidentals. Still a profitable source. of income remains untouched. A liberal tax on snoring, recorded by meters, would accomplish one of two things finance the war or produce a sooth ing silence in countless berths. Hop to it, William G, Votaries of Lady Nicotine may have noticed a succession of gentle touches staged by the kaisers of the business. Had to do it to satisfy the appetite of war, and incidentally their reach for loot, indictments against the tobacco moguls tells about it. They got together, squeezed the small fry. and lifted prices to whatever notch they pleased. If the indictment doesn't smoke 'em out of the deal, perhaps a trial jury Hair On Face Miraefe Ordlas.iT hair twfc m f. . m . - t .nnT, Mane m nam . aaj bristly wk mrly w-inoired bem ta Uttmem of th oaUy - way t Teaore smaier mm mmm, . rtKlaal Mrattaar UrM, fcr abamrptloa Only areaotrfe DeBftraele kaa a maaeyhaek gnawataa in aaea aekaa-e. At ttUet eamjtera la Wo, SI aad SS alaca, or by taail (rasa a la plala wraaaer aa re ceipt of arlee. pnrC book wttk teatbnaatals r IVCiCi higkeat aathorltlea. ex alatae what caasea kalr, wky It laeneasea and how DeMlracle -TttaltBca It, mailed in f lata aealed BTolase en Teaoeat. DeMljaele, Park Ave. and tk St, New York. Sign Posts of Progress vntiiatinr aocaratus that auto matically changes the air in a tele phone booth each time It Is used has been patented by an Illinois inven tor. More than 5,000 young women are now employed aa elevator conduc tors In stores, office buildings, hotels and apartment houses in New York City. . . H has been demonstrated tnat platinum wire may he drawn mo nne as to be Invisible to the naked eye, although its presence upon a card can be detected by the touch. Two hundred cars with !' mem bers of the Loyal Order of Moose aboard left Rochester. N. Y., in the morning and returned nt nifiht with records showing that they had har vested 22.000 bushels of peaches. 2.000 barrels f)f apples, 200 baskets of plums and 500 baskets of toma toes, as well ns eight tons of cabbage. They have formed a permanent or ganization, to continue under Uio name of the Harvesting club. ODD BITS OF LIFE i . What is said to be the most expen sive chair in the world belongs to the pope. It is of solid silver and is said to have cost $90,000. A Boston applicant for naturaliza tion papers when he was asked hew many children he had absolutely could not tall and had to telephone to his wife td find out that he was fne father of nine youngsters. Mrs. Warren Ames of Brldgewater declares that ahe ate her seed pota toes this year and planted them. too. That Is, ahe plinted the parings and got a crop good enough to take a prize at the Brldgewater fair. Now that so many ajomen are do ing a man's work, it is interesting to read of a man who makes his living by what-' is usually called woman's work. A Wllkes-Barre (Pa.) man recently crocheted a tablecloth which he sold for $1,500. Captain Raines of Camden, Me., taking a party of New York men out for deep-sea fishing, ran into a school of whales which were chas ing the herring and pollock, and the sea was alive with the schools of small fish the whales were feeding on. The party counted 34 or 35 whales in all, and at times two or three of them were wihln 20 or 30 yards of the boat. DOMESTIC PLEASANTRIES. "t think It tr an exasperation about the stylee in women's clothes changing so fre quently." "Of course It Is. Otherwise the fash Ion papers would get out extras." Balti more American. "I guess I don't know how to manage a wife." "It la evident you don't know much about wives in general or you wouldn't try." Louisville Courier-Journal. 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The one building being fitted for and devoted to the treatment of non-contagious and non-mental diseases, no others being admitted; the other Rest Cottage being designed for and devoted to the exclusive treat ment of select mental cases re quiring for a time watchful care and special nursing. We Include Our Entire Stock t Contracted Purchasas Bafora tha Rita in PRICES Now is tha opportunity, make) your selection for the holidays. Leave the Piano with us until wanted. TERMS convenient, and to suit your purse. Fine line of Mason & Hamlin Brambach Bush ft Lana Cable-Nelson Kranich ft Bach , Vose & Son Kimball f Hoipa Player Pianos Apollo Electric Melville Clark Player Kranich ft Bach Player Apollophona Gulbramen Players Hotpe Player Wa Have Pianos from $150 Up 1 Player Pianos from $375 up. and they are positively guaran teed. Your ,long evenings, your gas less Sundays require music, and music which can be produced ar tistically without practice or study. 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No matter how gray, prema turely gray, faded or lusterless your hair might be, "La Creole" Hair Dressing will make it beautifully dark, soft and lustrous. "La Creole" Hair Dressing will not stain the tcalp, wash or rub off, and is easily pplied by simply combing or brush ing through the hair. Don't be mis led into buying some cheap prepara tion. USE "LA CREOLE" HAIR DRESSING for gray or faded hair and retain the appearance of youth. Also used by gentlemen to impart an even dark color to their gray hair, beard or mustache. For sale by Sherman & McConnell Drug Store and all good drug stores everywhere. Mail orders from out-of-town customers 'a.. rj rar r -.- Extra Profit Every yearrfefS t-.- tk.t m'i of feed vain or SBOcaeo corn n awmi waiws i..nr.tniiHtiiianAdelIrootilSilo7 Will Jtour own interests. JoS fUan Adel Silo and any 'extra work you are put to. 100K !.. i J2?.h. r llr.l ...r-anJtli.fsiiot.all. Next year lust plant halt aa ,,.. ...- i...,h h.luea in alfalfa, you will get mxmbb ai-1 mncncn--- r,--- ..j ,i. fMd value aa before. 100'.' t i' irifM Salaid Ui. Ability year after year. toraver-"torw." l;.'-- A DEL IROMTIlE SILO , t-mA ?s Yaara Laats roraver LT:, ..erTastina- rio. Bollt of vitrified Iwntilf-tha hatdaat. fclJ "--r-".r-jKi. .ilnmteri In the wono. ironuie omum cou-l.-f- . VXfwv if meu lie roo-Irontile i eo herd It will rat glass like a Ja- .jf taine l8-t?i ffL'Si. Tn I, o.ii.nd forall. No rtpaire-M painting WT STpertoctly. The perfeet sile. 'h'' II CU!m m am a"-r. . in. i r wiininttV- " W AIM Manufacture r?mou "Iowa ,r."H" rirv ; a. :. An a In rmf wfotnttV. ,ou m ..yea - r d cr Write lOr IIO miormaiwn its) ran . anr"i ADSL CVY PHOOUaTa COMPAHV 320 a""1 fc" w" i filled promptly upon receipt of retrular price $1.20. "La Creole Hair, may arrange a smoke cloud behind grated win- Dressing is sold on money-back flows, iguaraniet To All Branches of the Order, and All Subordinate Bodies, Greeting: . ji The undersigned, Executive Committee of the Grand Lodge, X I. O. O. F. of Nebraska, after careful consideration and in view 4 of the unfortunate epidemic now prevalent throughout this juris- diction, and the measures being taken by the Health Department of the state and cities of Nebraska to control and prevent the further spread of this epidemic, feel that it would be unwise and T unpatriotic to permit our Grand Lodge, other Grand Bodies and X Rebekah Assembly to hold their annual session at Lincoln, Neb., T on October 15, 16 and 17. X It has therefore been decided and is hereby decreed by the Executive Committee, that the Grand Lodge session be post- T Y poned until November 20 and 21, with special session the eve- Jt. ning of Movember iv. ine date oi me urana r-nenmpmem ses- sion has been postponed until November 19, and the Rebekah f State Assembly session has been postponed until November 20, 21, and special the evening of November 19. f All branches of the Order and all Subordinate Bodies are rt- T and special session the evening of November 19. ? (Signed) DR. E. ARTHUR CARR, Grand Master, T J. W. McKlSSICK, Deputy Grand Master, J. M. G. RATCLIFFE, Grand Warden, f I. P. GAGE, Grand Secretary, I F. B. BRYANT, Grand Treasurer, S. K. GREENLEAF, Grand Representative T -W. V. HOAGLAND, Grand Rep. ? Executive Committee, Grand Lodge, I. O. O. F. of Nebraska.