ff' , t ,, I. f ' THE BEE: OMAHA, THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 19, 1918. THE OMAHA BEE DAILY (yjRXING) EVENING SUNDAY " FOl&BKD BT EDWARD ROSEWATER VICTOR ROSEWATER, EDITOR . TH5BEE PUBLISHING COMPANY. PROPRIETOR MEMBERS OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS ftl Ataociattd I'maa. ot which The 11m Ii nieuiher, I, exrluslrrt; r: Vajtitted to thff iim f'r puhHoutton of alt nws dispatches credited ' U It or not othsnrtw credited In this piptr. and also lh Inrtl newt . imtulihed bmw. All tlhu of tiublloatiuu ot our ewcial dlapatcbta 'S ara tie reserved. OFFICES: Hilcato People' (!" Rulldiug. Oiuiha Tha Bee Building. York JW Fifth Ara. Mouth Omaha 2318 X St. Ht Iile New B' of Commerce. Council Ilhiffa 14 N. Main St. Waahlnium -UU U St. Lincoln l.mle Bulldlni. AUGUST CIRCULATION Daily 67,135 Sunday 59,036 Awraw rlrrulatlon for the month, subscribed and sworn to bi Cwulit Williams, i'm-alatluo Maimer. Subscribers leaving tha city should have The Bee mailed to them. Address changed at often as requested. THE BEE'S SERVICE FLAG mum I ! The kaiser ought to know now what his out J. look is. , ' You still have a chance to get in on the dol lars for doughnuts fund. If a letter is unfit to be read to the city council, what, do you think it contained? The superintendent of police of Omaha seems "born to trouble, as spark fly upward." These September ftiorns make us think the leason has been moved forward several weeks. If the Americanizers keep the promises they 'made at Lincoln, the whole world will be better off. Wait until the first time the women show up at a fire as firemen and see the crowd they will draw, ' Somehow or other we hear very little from ? tour democratic brethren on what happened in : , Maine. ' ' i Emperor Karl at least cannot complain his communication did not get a prompt and de cisive answer. Somebody tells us the episode of the hearse and the contraband booze at Council Bluffs was quite a spirited affair. , An Omaha firm wants women to drive coal wagons. This is a new line of activity for the gentler sex, but some of them may qualify, as eoal heavers. The roster of the Omaha organization for the Liberty loan drive reads like some army itself. This force surely ought to put it over the top, again. In Metz we are to be afforded an answer to V the age-old problem as to whether a fortress really tan be made impregnable. Up to now it has not been done. i fyiVTweinliim-. for J'iTpanish flu" ( worked such wonders with Lloyd George that 5 h Way be adopted as a specfic, if not a panacea, I 1 for any epidemic that may threaten the armies - of liberty. Nebraska farmers will come right back and seed the normal acreage of wheat again this fall. It takes more- than two bad seasons to discourage the energetic men who have made ;his state so great. t Omaha has no need for a "jack rabbit" jus tice court. It was to do away with justice court abuses that the municipal court was erected, and somewhere authority should rest sufficient to see that the intentbf the law is carried out in ipirit as well as in letter. Cardinal Farley's death removes an impor tant figure ; from . Catholic church circles in America. As" a prince in the great world or ganization of the church of Rome he was in fluential in maintaining its dignity in the New World, and in so directing its destiny as to pre serve its identity. He was pre-eminently a churchman, and as such is best known to the world. His demise leaves a vacancy in the College of Cardinals that may not soon be filled. Omaha will say goodby to Colonel Hersey with regret. He has quietly attended to the exacting duties of his post as commander of the big balloon school of which he has been head, but has made lasting friendships outside the military post. If he is now to be permitted to realize the wish of every good soldier, and be assigned to active duty overseas, he will find that his Omaha friends will follow him with continuing interest, and wherever he goes he will take with him ihe good wishes of all. A Clean Cut Job Pershing's victory between the Meuse and the Moselle astounds one by what art criticism would call its classic purity. Clean-cut, simple, , rapid, complete, the only parallel that occurs to our conquest of the St. Mihiel salient is Ni velle's stroke of two years ago at Douaumont, with its one-day harvest of 10,000 prisoners, and tle problem at St. Mihiel was a much more complicated one. The American assault from the south moved with uniform precision. There was nothing of the awkward delays at isolated , points which have so. often added to the costli ness of an offensive. Along every road from the line of departure towards the heart of the German positions the schedule held. One hun dred and fifty square miles of enemy territory ' were snipped off at a clip. In other words, the . leadership was perfect; the one factor upon which apprehension was legitimate has been elimi nated. "You went to the battle as to a feast." said Mangin to his American 'comrades," in thanking them for their services in the second battle of the Marne. That Americans would go into battle ardent, and smiling, we took for granted front the first. That this same ardent, untamed American spirit would lend itself to the preparations exacted by the technique of mod- . em warfare, that American soldiers would as soon study and measure and weigh as they 'would fight or eat. was something which re mained to be -demonstrated. It has been fully. ' Not only the triRingly restrained" tone of Pershing's communique at which London won ders, but the character of the victroy which the ' communique . chronicles, calls attention to a . n1ic nf fViA. Amprian snirit not at all appre- heri, W in - Fnrnr's ordinary meaning of Ameriran." New fork Post. ; M'KELVIE AND THE BOSSES. The fierce attacks being made on S. R. Mc Kelvie, republican candidate for governor, are now explained by his owtj utterances. He has had the temerity to attack Bosses Mullen and Gooch, and to pledge himself that when elected he will reorganize the State Council of Defense so that it will not be dominated by the democratic high cockalorums. For this he is daily subjected to a bombard ment from the mud batteries of the Omaha Hyphenated, which must give all its efforts to support of Hitchcock, Mullen & Co. Mr. Mc Kelvie has frankly stated his interest in the work of the State Council of Defense, his ap preciation of its importance and his intention to do everything he can to assist in carrying out its legitimate and beneficial purposes. But- he has been equally frank in denouncing its political operation and criticizing its control by the democratic bosses, and for this he is sub jected to scurrility and misrepresentation. The situation is going to be fully explained to the people, and they will be given an opportunity to determine whether the whole course of the State Council of Defense, as it has been directed by Gooch and Mullen, is to be approved at the polls. McKelvie holds that the war is not a par tisan affair; his assailants have persistently sought to obtain political advantage through the patriotism of the people. That is the issue, fairly and squarely stated. The Fourth Liberty Loan. The most imperative duty in connection with war, next to actual fighting, is to properly sup port the fighters. Unless we are behind our soldier boys with all our strength, their pres ence in Europe becomes futile. This thought must be uppermost in connection with the drive for the fourth big Liberty loan, soon to start. Americans over there are doing their share; their splendid victory at St. Mihiel and their part in the triumphs for the Allies' cause, were won through subscriptions to Liberty bonds and other means of raising money to pay expenses. Their task is to continue the fighting until au tocratic despotism is put down; .our task is to see that they never want for anything that is needed to make victory sure. Expansion of the war program has brought along with it in-, creased estimates of cost. Money is needed in sums hitherto undreamed of. Six billions of dollars is tentatively fixed as the amount to be floated for the fourth loan. That it will be a big job is acknowledged by all, but that it must be accomplished is equally admitted. We have pledged every man and every dollar. Every man from 18 to 45 is now under orders, either in the field, in training or awaiting the call. And every dollar must be as ready to respond. Heads up, eyes front, and no slacking! One People, One Country, One Purpose. The world never saw a people more thor oughly unified than America is at present. This is shown by the unanimity with which approval is given to the president's answer to the Aus trian peace feeler. Contrary to the expectation, said to have existed in official quarters, that the proposal might receive such discussion by the press as would dignify, if not really give it im portance, the newspapers of the country an ticipated any action of the government and with one voice denounced the request for conference as a sham. In congress leaders of both parties took similar views, and from every source come expressions that indicate how thoroughly Amer icans are welded together by the will to w,in. AH other differences are sunk in the one great reservoir of patriotism. Whatever of activity is set on foot, it must be measured by its rela tion to the war, and stand or fall as it is helpful or a hindrance to victory. We are one people, with one country, and have one great purpose, to crush military autocracy and establish free dom throughout the world. 3 One Year Ago Today in the War. Argentine senate voted to break diplomatic relations with Germany. Secretary Baker announced the War department planned for an army of 2,300,000 men. Great Britain reported the week's total of British ships sunk to be the smallest since ruthless submarine warfare was begun. In Omaha Thirty Years Ago. A bill of sale was filed, conveying two of C. E. Mayne's fine horses to M. E. J. Cavanaugh. The blowing up of old piers caused a loud explosion, which drew a crowd tithe Union Pacific bridge. f The Northwestern is arranging to run an.excursion from the Iowa side of the river to let the people wit ness the "Siege of Sebastopol." Hon. David Butler, union labor candidate for governor, will speak in Cunningham's hall and all laborers and members of the unions are in vited to attend. Aspects of the Stock Market. One of the encouraging signs of the times is the lack of speculative concern in the stock market. Wall Street is far from dull or inac tive, but it shows none of the "boom" tendencies noted a couple of years ago, when "war babies" engrossed so much of public attention. It also presents some really hopeful aspects. Trading is mostly for investment in dividend payers, and these are being taken by buyers of small means, to whom the income tax is not so much of a bugbear. Certain lines, control of which was rounded up by small groups, have been so neglected by purchasers that a redistri bution has been noted. In some instances this has brought about a lower range in prices, but the stable securities still are sought for at fig ures that make them attractive. Professional dealers are quite content with the business and the outlook, holding it to be the healthiest the "street" has had since war came four years ago. Improved showing of earnings by the railroads and the steady inquiry for the dividend paying stocks are the features on which the brokers rest their comfortable feeling, and when Wall Street is peaceable, the rest of the country is doing fairly well. The Day We Celebrate. Moses P. O'Brien, attornev, born 1860. Clifford W. Reynolds, president and treasurer of the Reynolds Re frigerator company, born 1869. Lucius E. Pinkham, governor of Hawaii territory, born at Chicopee Falls, Mass., 68 years ago. Rev. Joseph Patton McComas, the new vicar of famous old St. Paul's chapel. New York City, born at Hagerstown. Md., 48 years ago. Captain William R. Rush, U. S. N., commandant of the Charlestown Navy yard, born in Philadelphia, 61 years ago. Key Pittnian, United States sena tor from Nevada, bom at Yicksburg, Miss., 46 years ago. This Day in History. 1792 William B. Astor, the founder of the great Astor fortune in real estate, born in New York City, died there November 24, 1875. 1854 British troopship Charlotte wrecked in Algoa bay, with loss of 120 lives. 1868 General Prim proclaimed a provisional government for Spain. 1889 Forty-five persons were killed in a landslide from Citadel Rock, Quebec. 1891 Opening of the St- Clair River tunnel was celebrated at Port Huron and Sarnia. 1902 A stampede at the National N'egro Baptist convention at Birm ingham, Ala., resulted in the death of over 100 persons. 1914 Termonde, Belgium, was evacuated by the Germans. 1915 Bulgaria mobilized her army and announced an armed nei rality. 1916 Russians defeated Austro Germans at Hungary's northwest ern gateway. Timely Jottings and Reminders. 1.511th day ot the great war. The Missouri Valley Medical so ciety opens its annual meeting to day at Omaha The second annual Alfalfa Palace carnival opens today at Rapid City, Tlie Northern German conference of the Methodist Episcopal church I begins its session in St. Paul today, ' with Bishop Wilson presiding. JJiscussion of the lumber industry and its relation to the war will occupy the annual meeting of the Northern Logging congress, which is to begin its sessions today in Milwaukee. Dimensions of the American Army. Four million eight hundred thousand men under arms is the present scope of plans for the American army. This is to be accomplished by June of next year, according to announce ment from the office of General March. Three million two hundred thousand of these already are in the service, and 1,700,000 are in France. Dispatch at the present rate of 300,000 a month is to be maintained indefinitely, to the end that spring will find not less than 3,000,000 effective American soldiers on European soil. Here is a military program of such dimensions as to astonish even the kaiser, who boasted so long and so loudly of his establishment. Germany was forty years in getting ready, but America will do this much in twenty-four months. These men are to be equipped and supplied with the latest and best of all things needed by an army, that they may speedily carry out the mission on which they were sent. The strength of the re public is marching to redeem its promise to humanity. Twenty thousand homes in Omaha without children of a school age might be alarming if considered alone. Most of these are homes where life is just getting under headway, and quite a few are those in which the children have already passed through the schools. The situ ation would be serious indeed were it 20,000 I homes without children, but such is not the case. Storyette of the Day. When Char'es Schwab was in specting the Seattle shipbuilding yards he was accompanied by his friend. Doctor Eaton. Both are eloquent eakers, the crowd always calling for more. It was horse and horse between the two as to which could tell the most impossible story on the other. ..e day while addres.';ig a few thousand shipbuilders Doctor Eaton scored a base hit with this: "Boys I'll tell you something in strict confidence. A few days ago, when in Tacoma. CI . riie and I went aboard a new ship that was nearly ready to go in service. As we walk ed along the clean, new deck, Char lie noticed some large lids and won dered what was inside. So the sail ors came and lifted the hatch, and when he looked down into the hold, he said, 'Why the damn thing is hollow!'" Then "Charlie" came to bat and tel. I how on leaving Portland, "Doc" rushed to him in great excitement with the announcement that he had lost his baggage. "'It's too bad!' I said. 'How did it happen?' '"Why the cork came out!" moaned the doctor." Cartoons Magazine. v Whittled to a Point St. Louis Globe Democrat: It vis wonderful how the Germans always planned to do the things the allies are trying to force them to do. Kansas City Star: The worst thing about General Crowder's rul ing that poets are essential- Is that now, more than ever, they'll be wanting to. prove it. Minneapolis Tribune: The Siber ian front has suddenly moved 4,000 miles westward. The Germanized bolshevlkl will have to borrow the German word for retreat and report that they "have occupied new posi tions." Brooklyn Eagle: Let us commend the warning Governor Harding of the federal reserve board gives to national banks not to swell interest charges on loans as a means of "re stricting credit" Those who .will pay the heaviest interest are not the most useful Of exploiters to the com mon cause. Brooklyn Eagle: The United States administration having re counted the vote) In the RepubHo of Panama, the government and not the opposition is declared the win ner. It might be well for civiliza tion if election disputes in all Latin America could be so quickly and so easily settled. Germany's Frontier Forts New York Times. When the allies break through a formidable stretch of the Hindenburg line ami the kaiser appeals to the German people to preserve the fatherland by "successful defense," it is time to give some attention to the fortifications of Ger many on her western frontier and to those of the Rhine in the path of invading armies of the allies. Those fortresses must be reduced or contained, whatever the cost, if there is to be a victorious entry into Berlin. On the Franco German frontier the allies would have to deal with the fortress districts, including areas of fortified places, of Metz and Strassburg; but they could elect to use a large part of their forces in making their approach to the Rhine fortress districts of Mainz and Cologne, through Luxemburg and Belgium. Mainz is about 100 miles in a straight line from the Lux emburg frontier, and Cologne 75 from the Bel gian. The difficulties of the task in either case, should not be minimized, and in regard to the invasion of Germany through Luxemburg and Belgium there is still a long way to go, meas uring the distance by the shock of battle and the overcoming of defenses, existing and im provised, which may cost heavy casualties and require a vast expenditure of munitions. More over, winter, with its impediments to the mov ing of artillery and its not infrequent frustra tion of infantry attacks, is not far off. Metz, until the ill-starred Bazaine surren dered it, had never yielded to an enemy. Metz and Strassburg are very formidable bulwarks of the German frontier. In the case of Metz Na poleon III improved the defenses by a circle of forts extending for a considerable distance from the city, and the Germans, after wresting Metz from France, constructed defenses still further out, in fact as far as Thionville on the north and beyond the field of Gravelotte. Metz as a fortress dates from the days of the Romans. In the fifth century the Huns under Attila cap tured and plundered it. Metz had been in pos session of France for two centuries when the Germans invested and took it in 1870. The peace of Frankfort confirmed their title. The capital of German Lorraine, Metz is 99 miles nprthwest of Strassburg, and it is connected with Luxemburg and the lower Rhine country by a remarkable system of strategic railways. Strassburg, 30 miles east of the French frontier, derives a good deal of its importance from the fact that it is the capital of the im perial province of Alsace-Lorraine. Three hun dred and seventy miles from Berlin, its modern fortifications consist of a chain of 14 or more detached forts at a distance of from three to five miles from the center of the town; but the Ger mans, considering tlie range ot modern artil lery, must have constructed works much fur ther out than this chain of forts. Strassburg being situated on a plain at the junction of the III and Breusch rivers, it has been practicable to contrive a system of releasing their waters to flow over a great part of the environments in an emergency. , Antwerp was regarded as perhaps the most formidable fortress in Europe, perhaps impreg nagle. It was one of Brailmont's triumphhs, and the outlying forts, many of which had been constructed later, were supposed to make Ant werp a Belgian Gibraltar; and yet the Germans had no difficulty it does not appear that their heralded 42-centimeter howitzers were used at all in pounding the tremendously expensive works to pieces and forcing a capitulation. Ant werp shared the fate of Liege and Namur. Could Metz and Strassburg be closely invested, and could the artillery of the allies remove these fortresses from the road to Berlin? The Ger mans have never been able to dispose of Ver dun. There the vive force school, as Lord Sy denham calls the believers in high explosives and storming troops, certainly failed. Bem hardi says of Strassburg that "it secures the most important passage over the Rhine against a French offensive into southern Germany, and its capture or maintenance is of high moral value for the whole conduct of the war." The approach to Berlin through Belgium and Luxemburg should prove more feasible and more attractive. From Liege to Berlin is about 300 miles, but it must always be remembered that the strategic railways of the defenders would permit of rapid concentration and trans portation of troops to repel invasion. The Rhine could be gained only after a succession of battles on German soil; and having arrived within striking distance of the river, the allies would find the strongly fortified cities and dis tricts of Cologne, Coblenz and Mainz in their path. "The fate of a nation," Bertihardi says, "can never be decided by the "capture of a town, may it be ever so important." Armies in the field must be destroyed or captured. The alllies in 1919 will have a great superiority in com batants, and fortresses, used offensively or de iensively, should not long impede their ad vance on Berlin. Important Medical Discovery Commonly new discoveries for the treatment of surgical cases are accepted with caution and reservation by surgeons, though often hailed as panaceas by writers of sensational' news. To what degree the world will later have to dis count the personal enthusiasm of Surg. Maj. James T. Pilcher as to "quino-formal" for gas gangrene we cannot tell. But the announcement to the Red Cross Research society in Paris comes from a sincere man, a doctor, who by heredity as well as by training is predisposed to the avoiding of overconfidence. It appears that the discovery was made in work, research work, at the American military hospital at Auteuil. The preparation is de scribed as consisting of quinine, acetic and hydrochloric acids, formaline and thymol. It is stated that treatment of gas gangrene has been revolutionized; that the new wound dressing has failed in only one of a large number of cases in which it was tried, and that for six weeks there have been no amputations at all at Auteuil. A son of Dr. Lewis S. Pilcher, whose work on wound treatment was published in 1883 and whose "Textbook of Surgery," published in 1900, is still very valuable, Surgeon Major Pilcher, lives at 145 Gates avenue, the old family home, and his office is at 121 Gates avenue. He is onlj keeping up the line of work his father began, only continuing researches which the father and son prosecuted together. His discovery ought to be exceedingly important for service in all the military hospitals, and even for first treat ment of the wounded, for its benefits do not de pend on( any elaborate hospital equipment, nor is its expense in any way prohibitive. And that is an element in the value of every such dis covery. Brooklyn Eagle. When You Turn the Clock Back. Omaha, Sept. 14. To The Editor of The Bee: In the near future, when the clocks are to be stt back one hour, much confusion and some damage will result unless people are informed how to make this altera tion in the time. AH striking clocks should be stopped for one hour. This is the best way, but if people prefer, they can move the hands forward 11 hours, allowing the clock to striko at each hour, half-hour or quarter hour, as the case may be. The hands of a striking clock can not be moved backward without dam age. On clocks that do not strike it is best to move the hands forward 11 hours although they can be moved backward one hour without material damage. On all alarm clocks it is best to move tho hands forward 11 hours. The hands on watches may be moved backward one hour. HENRY COPLEY. fct a reilef to see them almost, if) ata not wholly, exterminated, for theyj s f" Ys" at... an imtnftlcratari niitttnn.'A snd I the more so as there are at least 200 of them in and around Spring Itke park. Within a half blockk of my home I counted 20 of the pests last Friday evening. Spring Lake park was called the prettiest natural park in the United States by people from other states, until it was spoiled a good deal by past park superintendents, who cut down so many hundreds of trees, in eluding all of the big trees. It is to be hoped that no more of the live trees will be cut down, for man can not improve on nature when it comes to trees. FRANK A. AGNEW. Boosts Chamber of Commerce. Omaha. Sept. 14. To the Editor of The Bee: I was for a long time a knocker against the Chamber of Commerce of Omaha, when I did not belong to It, and for a long time afterwards. It was because I did not understand it and know the un selfish work it was doing for the city and for me and all its other knock ers. I find since getting better ac quainted with it that most of its knockers do not work' or give for the city's progress or business pros perity and growth, and do not know that the club is made up of good people of all classes, both rich and poor, who are spending their time and money for the good of the city generally. I also find that those who knock use knocking as an ex cuse lor not Joining and hearing their share of the burdens that rightfully fall to them, much like the man who doesn t want to give to charity or war relief kicks on meth ods as an excuse for not doing anything. If there is any other organization in Omaha that does what the Cham ber of Commerce is doing for the business and moral growth of Oma ha, and that is helping it in its time of stress, and that is looking to the welfare of our solider boys at the camps and those leaving the city, and is trying to help out in every way it can the people of this city, I would like to know what organiza tion it is. And the example the Chamber of Commerce is setting other cities and communities is far-reaching in good. Of course, it makes mistakes at times just as individuals who com pose it make mistakes. Its various committees, like that of public wel are, war activities, traffic, trade, iver navigation, publicity, highways, new activities, city affairs, manufac tories, agricultural, live stock, srain, soldiers' welfare, good fellow ship, fruit development, marketing, city health, development of new in dustries, banking, insurance, auto mobile trade and various other things show the wide range of its work, and all of which require the effort of men who should not be knocked, but should be encouraged. A PRIVATE IN THE REAR RANK. Spring Lake Park's Spring. Omaha. Sept. 17. To the Editor of The Bee: I saw the statement of Mr. Thomas Falconer, city com missioner, in regard to preserving the spring in Elmwood park. He has kept Spring Lake park in fine shape this year; in fact, I think In finer shape than at any time in the past. But the big spring in the park ought to be fixed so that people could get water from it. It has cut under the cement work that was not put in properly in the first place, and all the water goes to waste. There are several springs in the park, bu,t only one of the smallest ones is in such shape that water can be obtained, and it is the finest water in this part of the country. Hundreds of people use the water and hundreds more would use it if it was in such shape that it could be easily obtained. I do not drink any other water, and get It the year round, and have done that for more than five years right along, and I never get sick. I hope that some way will be found to fix up the big spring at least. Permission ought to be given in November for the extermination of the numberless squirrels in Spring Lake park. With meat so high, they would make good eating for those that like them, and it would Round About the State The lure of paying jobs and war are reflected in the decreased en rollment of Fremont schools. First day's registration shows a decrease of 9a compared with last year. Schuyler Sun and Erlcson Journal are the latest recruits in the ranks of the J2-a-year papers. They're all doing it, forced to it by the increased drafts of printing material makers. More and yet more potash discov eries radiate through reports from northwest Nebraska. Pospects of great wealth in that section rival the golden hopes of distant oil belts. Rushville Standard reports results of threshing are "extremely satis factory" in that section. Wheat av erages around 25 bushels and oats runs from 50 to 73 bushels to the acre. County Judge Norval of Seward is in the service of his country, but his campaign for re-election goes forward with all the more vim. Pa triotic supporters plan to hold the job for him. Seward County Tribune wants it understood now ana later that "this paper is not the personal mouthpiece of any politician or political party, neither does a board of censors pass on anything appearing in these col umns." Evidently the Tribune is equipped with a self-starter. Foxy boy is the Gothenburg Inde pendent. Looking ahead is his long suit. Replying to a troubled sub scriber who asks, "What in he name of Hoover shall we have for Thanksgiving dinner?" the scribe throws out the delicate hunch: "How will we know unless we are there?" Oh, Boy! CHEERY CHAFF. "It was splenflld to see the manhood of the nation ruhtnir to Its defense In the national registry. How anyone could hold back with that sight before him, I can't Imagine." "I RUjipnse you registered?" "No; luckily. It's Just a week sine my forty-fifth birthday." Baltimore American. "I wish I were living In Switzerland now." "Why do you wish that?'' "So I could (jet some close-ups of the war. Everyone living In Switzerland seems to have a grandstand seat." Bir mingham Age-Herald. "I've brought my own sugar. What are they serving at Clare's reception?" "Tea."' "And at Mabel's?" fruit punch." "That's the place far me. I'm going where I can get the most for my sugar." Louisville Courier-Journal. "Mra. Flashlelgh boasts that she mar ried her husband to reform him and has succeeded." "Reformed" him of what?" "Shs thought he had a bad habit of holding on to money too tightly." Indian apolis Star. 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Your grocer has the lemons and any drug store or toilet counter will supply three ounces of orchard white for a few cents. Massage this sweetly fragrant lotion into the face, neck, arms and hands each day and see how freckles and blem ishes disappear and how clear, soft and white the skin becomes. Yes! It is harmless. Advertisement. Miss Muriel Young Tells How Cuticura Healed Her Eczema "I was taken sick, and then broke out on my face, and afterwards all over my body. I was treated but It did not seem to help. The eczema started In small pimples, afterwards becoming blisters, and were like hard crust, and were very sore. They Itched until I could not stand to have any clothes on, and I could not sleep at night for about six months. "I was told to use Cut!. cura Soap and Ointment so I got them and after using three cakes of, Cuticura Soap and two boxes of Cuticura Oint ment I was healed." (Signed) Miss Muriel Young, Brickton, Minn., Jan. 29, 1918. You may rely on Cuticura to care for your skin, scalp, hair and bands. Nothing better to clear the skin of pimples and blotches, the scalp of dandruff and the hands of chapping. Besides the Soap bas no superior. Iapl lack'rraa ST Mall. Address port-can): "Oatteira, Dipt. H, Baitoa." Sold everywhere. Soap He. Ointment 'ii and Me. Talcum ae. People and Events. One of the profiteering coal companies of Philadelphia has been invited to hand over $25,000 to the Red Cross and give all its profits between September IS and October 1 to the same treasury. Digging up per order of the fuel administration saves the company's license. King the Liberty Bell! Tobacco manufacturers send up to Washing ton an S. O. S. call for exemption privileges for their men. Surely the tobacco job is essential, ranking next to food as a war winner. Doubt less if the plaintive pleaders could lure Provost Marshal General Crowder to a smoke fest he might be persuaded to switch the safety sign from the poets to the tobacconists. Eight hundred telephone girls in London signed and sent to headquarters a protest against official insinuations that the service af forded better marriage prospects than any other line of work and ascribing to this the difficulty of retaining adequate help. An emphatic denial is entered by the signers. So far from being a matrimonial agency, the girls declare the tele phone service is the reverse, since operators are severely punished for talking with subscribers. On this side of the pond current belief esteems the job as Dan Cupid's favorite. No one au thorized to speak has yet flouted Dan's blarney. j ii Standard Potash Co. (Incorporated Under the Laws of Nebraska Reduction Works at Lakeside, Nebraska Main Office Omaha National Bank Building, Rooms 708-7 12 Douglas 24S. To Stockholders and Friends of STANDARD POTASH COM PANY: I am pleased to report to you that we have had the mo3t en couraging news from our plant in regard to the progress being made toward its completion. The finishing work is now in the hands of Mr. Henry Schwarz of the Schwarz Engineering Company of Denver, Colo., who is superintending the work and now reports that the plant will be ready for operation in October. There is but a small amount of stock in this Company now for sale, and we will be pleased to quote our present price to any, interested parties. STANDARD POTASH CO. FRANK E. CLARK, Secretary. f V' i A J mm it