THE BEE: OMAHA. SATURDAY SEPTEMBER 14, 1918. The Omaha Bee DAILY iMORNlMj-NINCSUN " tvTiNDKP B EDWARD K08SaTER VICTOR ROSEWATER, EDITOR TTHS BtK ?UBUSHiNO COMPANY. PBOPRIKTOR ' " MtMBtR Of rHE ASSOCIATED -RES r, tMtvdni ' " ' w,lM k IM M rw.llM.wa ' ; MM u l m imi en-wra ' i i" - "'7 -' iwmim ai OFFICES Ooaartl l!fi.t N M Urn !'" la)sw S !.. Huit4ns U'M-IIII 0 411 rut at iwttfwatiaa ef o too' AUC.IHT CIRCULATION Daily 67,125-Sunday 59,036 U'.s 'milliw Hlt Strib-ea tal the city she-M ha-a Tfc H them - chan.ea as oil.. as i:t Jul it.:-,.... tHF RFF'S SERVICE Fl AO iiiiiiiiiiimiiiiiiiiiiiitm1 3 C11 for service comes next. A, The Salvation Army U also 100-pcr-cent or ganization. Get behind it. Local curiosity is becoming tense over the pos sible fate of "Mayor Jim" at Washington. State jobs are looking for takers in Nebraska; what has become of all deserving democrats? We itill have free speech in America, but some of our citizens make the mistake of being too free with it. L .- ...-a Champ Clark gives out that there will be no recess of congress, but he ha been known to change his mind. No detaila have come as to the share tha Ne braska boya had in the job at St. Mihiel, but the folks at home know their work was well done. Keith Neville will have to unload a lot of other mistakes besides the State Council of Defense if he gets himself in good with the voters again. Berlin says the St. Mihiel salient was aban doned without interference, but what about the thousands of prisoners left in Pershing's hands? "To a previously prepared position" has been revived by Ludendorff, who is rapidly adding to his other elements of distinction, that of being a humorist Gene Debs will have plenty of time to work out some new theories for the amelioration of all mankind before he gets where he can exploit any of them. f Wonder if any , of those Poles who cheered the democratic senator who misrepresents Ne braska ever saw a copy of "Vaterland" with his picture on the front page? ' SfThe State Journal, usual, waxes eloquent over the soft drink parlors of Omaha, to be aban doned when "near beer" goe under the ban, over looking the fact that one or two similar institu tions in Lincoln will likewise be affected. Per haps they are too near home for our esteemed contemporary to notice. Germany's imperial vice chancellor talks about puttiifg millions of Serbians, Roumanians and Russians out of action, intimating that the Yan kee troops carry no terror for the Hun. He over looks the fact that the kaiser cannot reach Amer ica by the means he used in Russia. Our people, will not be caught by such chaff, else we would never have entered the war. German "Labor and Peace. Carl Legien, chief executive of the German labor unions, complains of Samuel Gompers that he is "stifling the flame for peace that was spring ing up among British labor," If Mr. Gompers is doing this, he is performing a real aervice to hu manity. Any "flame for peace" that might hsva sprung up among the British working classes, to the encouragement of the German group of'which Legien is spokesman, had its origin in the same swamp that gave birth to the bolsheviki, Ger man labor unions are essentially political organi zations, their economic aspect being secondary. When Legien, as representative of the "Interna tional Secretariat," toured America a ahort time before the war he came as a socialist propagandist rather than as a trades unionist, and his criticism of the American labor movement was both frank and sharp. He found fault with the organiza tion because it was not framed on German lines, and with true Teutonic assurance abused the hos pitality extended him then. As to the "flame for ' peace," no sign of it was visible anywhere in the ranks of German labor or socialistic organizations , in 1914. In the Reichstag the socialists voted for. the war, and since then have supported it, talking peace only on terms of German victory. Their comrades in Russia are able to testify as to what this means. POLITICS IN THE WAR. Chairman Hays of the republican national committee has made such reply to Secretary Tu multy's querulous telegram as must dispel any doubt as to where the republican party stands with regard to war and politics. He fairly and squarely meets the democratic insinuation that the continuance of that party in power is essen tial to winning the war, and renews his challenge, made long ago in reply to Colonel George Har vey's letter, that the democrats join in a sincere effort to "adjourn politics," so far e: the war is concerned. Mr. Hays properly directs attention to the miserable subterfuges adopted in Wisconsin, Michigan, Maine and elsewhere by desperate democrats to delude voters into believing that to vote for republican candidates is to oppose the president. It is regrettable that the president's private secretary questioned Mr. Hays as to his Chicago utterance without having a more definite notion of what really had been said. This act is open to interpretation as meaning that Mr. Wil son is interested in the coming election as a par tisan. Such an act undoubtedly puts the president in a false light. It is not thinkable that he would represent to the world that republicans in con gress are not loyal, or that they have not assisted in carrying ahead his war program, and at times when he was meeting with serious opposition from the leaders of his own party. As in 1916, when the warning given by Mr, Wilson in his speech of acceptance, of the serious situation as regards our national safety, was ignored by the leaders and the president was made to appear as if complacent in face of grave danger, so now the resort to palpable and flimsy deception such as is exposed by Mr. Hays shows the length to which the politicians are willing to compromise the White House in order to win. Mr. Hays makes a pledge for the republican party of the United States that will be redeemed in letter and in spirit that the war is to be won without delay and without partisan politics other than that injected by the democrats. f ". .." 1 - -Pershing's Blow Awakens Praise. Pershing's swift, successful smash at St. Mihiel has awakened warmest praise in London and J'aris. It was the first purely American blow of the war, and was carried through in such work manlike manner as to bring commendation from those who had been waiting to see what we would do when "on our own." Berlin pays Pershing the tribute of admitting retirement from the sal ient so long held as a menace to France, adding that it was "accomplished without interference." As the official American communique tells of 9,500 prisoners counted and more to come, it will be accepted that the interference was not effec tive. The big thing is that Ludendorff has thus been apprised that he has a new front to defend, and that if he gets men enough south of Rheims to hold the Americans back he will be in sore danger of the French and British coming through between there and the sea, and as Foch does not appear inclined to allow the Hun to catch his breath anywhere, it is plain that the operations have entered on a decisive stage. "Standing on new lines which have been prepared," the an nouncement from. Berlin, is but a German eu phemism for admitted defeat. . Lesson in Conviction of Debs. The conviction, of Eugene V. Debs on a charge of disloyalty contains more than merely overtak ing an indivdual offender in hia folly. It is the vindication of the right of the people to defend itself against attack in the citadel of its rights Free speech and the permission to criticise the government is one of the dearest possessions of Americans, who have been accustomed to the most liberal use of the privilege, In time of great public danger, when the whole structure of our liberty is at stake, and when every citizen is con strained to use his utmost endeavor to preserve and defend the state, an individual who under takes to exercise his full right of public or private utterance, without regard to its possible detrimen tal effect on the welfare of the whole, becomes a menace. Debs, like Rose Pastor Stokes, Bill Haywood and their kind, thrust himself into con tact with the law that he might influence others to the extent of embarrassing the government in its legitimate operation. The uninformed, or per son of limited mentality, might easily find in his speech incitement to action that would have seri ous consequences. When Abraham Lincoln was called on to deal with Vallandigham he asked a committee called to protest: "Must I shoot the simple-minded soldier boy who deserts, while not a hair of the wily agitator who encouraged him to desert must be harmed?" Uncle Sam is after the wily agitators as never before. The war must not be lost because of fire in the rear. Crown and Dunastv at Stake w f ' 0 Political Stronghold ojthe Junkers oj Germany mm . t m t TT New York Evening Post. Whenever German militarism looka down, (he German democratic movement looks up. Defeat of the German armies always means fresh promises of political rights to the Ger man people. It is no mere coincidence that the German chancellor presses again the bill for a democratic franchise in Prussia at the moment when the Prussian military system is breaking under the blows of Foch and Haig. The two things have a deep inner relation. Last March the kaiser talked only of the glories of his house and of the won derful things that his armies were going to do. Today he calls upon the German people to stand united. And Chancellor. von Hert ling solemnly warns the Prussian Herren haus that "the protection and the preser vation of the crown and dynasty are at stake." What is this measure thus declared vital, and what is its history? It is simply a bill to base representation in the parliament of Prus sia upon a one-man one-vote suffrage. The Reichstag is elected on the basis of such a franchise, why not the Prussian parliament? liecause the Junkers would not have it so. Because the nobles and the landlords have an innate dislike and dread of democracy. Because Bismarck and the other framers of the constitution for united Germany saw to it that Prussia should dominate the empire, and that in Prussia a limited class should dominate by having two or three votes to the ordinary man's one. This was a crying grirvanct ong before the war. The war heightened it. The three-vote men had not three lives to give up for their country. Equality of sacrifice on the battlefield sharp ened the demand for equality of political privilege at home. Finally, the kaiser had to give way to this demand, and announced that he and his government favored the enact ment of a law for an absolutely equal and democratic franchise in Prussia. It was made a government question. Count Heftling went so far as to say last February that "the whole future of Prussia and of Germany" depended upon the acceptance of the bill by the Prus sian parliament. Was it accepted? No, it was only bedevilled by the obdurate Junkers. The ups and downs of the bill are traced in a clear and chrono logical manner in an article In "Tha New Europe" for August IS. The end aimed at. of course, was the abolition of plural voting. Jiut to this the Prussian Landtag would not consent. On the second reading of the bill, May 2, the essential clause was entirely made over. Instead of a single, equal franchise, five special qualifications were set up, each of which would entitle a man to an additional vote, llus plan, against the stronur protests of the government, was adopted by, a vote of in to 18 j. when the bill was read a third lime, on Mar 14. the eovernment moved to restore the equal-suffrage provision as first drawn. But it was voted down, lib to 185. Finally, a "compromise" was adopted, in the shape of a grudgingly modified form of plural I .l:.. ... k. voting; ana men mere was iw mc vui, a clause to the effect that any future change in the Frussian constitution must require a vote of three to one. As the writer in "The New Europe says, this was intended to bang, bolt, and bar the door on further re form" This, then, is the bill, adopted by the lower House in the teeth of the government, and now under discussion in the upper House, which the chancellor affirms the government cannot approve. Admitting that he is theo retically opposed to equal suffrage, Count Hertling warns the rterrenhaus that the time has come when "social distinctions in the matter of voting must be done away with. And he adds his conviction that upon the right decision of the question may hang the fate of the crown and dynasty. This may be almost conscious exaggeration for the sake of political effect. It would be an argument in line with many that are just now being addressed by the authorities to the Ger man people. The appeal to dread ot conse quences is openly made. Both crown prince and kaiser make it. "Behold," they say in effect, "our envious and' wicked enemies de termined to invade German soil to burn and slay and utterly destroy our precious civi lization. We must drop everything else and unite all our forces so as to beat off these vengeful foes- For if they vanquish us, all is lost" What will be the actual effect on the Ger mans of all these signs of flurry and worry on the part of their rulers, one would have to be a confident expert in Teutonic psychol ogy to predict. The frank argument from fear may easily produce only more acute fear. When the kaiser turns from boastful predictions tp moving appeals, what is the inference which his people will draw? The answer is writ large in the angry complaints of the German press; in the protests of mili tary commanders and writers against the spirit of grumbling and pessimism wheih is spreading throughout Germany. It is not only the general staff that acts as if it knew not where next to turn. The kaiser wobbles; the government chops and changes. One day it is with the pan-Germans, the next dead against them. First Von Kuhlmann is con temptuously dismissed, and next he is con spicuously decorated by the emperor. What all this vacillation and evidence of perturba tion may bring forth in the future only a man wise in his own conceit would undertake to say posviteyil. But the present evidence that the German morale is breaking no one can fail to see to be conclusive and full of hope for the righeous cause of the allies. Attention, Mess Sergeant! 'Gena D. Robison in Plane News, Published in France. The Omaha Double-Ender is getting worried over the price of gold, and fears the monetary balance is about to be upset. This sounds well from an organ that shrieked so loudly for the adoption of the sacred 16-to-l ratio. Base ball having been put to sleep for the duration, of the war, college foot ball comes next in order. "Squads right" will take the place of "tackles back" on the campus and gridiron this fall. "Somewhere in Russia." I Juneski, 19 . j Dearski Steve:The reason f didn't write you today was that we had horse for dinner. Outside of that they wasn't nothing! but regu lation khaki colored water and theys not enough time in one afternoon to eat that there steak we have and write a letter too. I bet they ain't. I guess It is all because the mess sergeant can't read these here French calendars and riggers that they call for three months and not three meals a day and if he Aggers that way he ought to be decorated foi doing his duty, I bet he ought. But outside of that everything is lovely. They was a stranger come up to eat dinner with us and he asked a bird it we had good meals and this here bird tells him he don t know as he has only been here three months. Hut we can always rigger on one good meal week and I will say that it takes Aggers as you got to add up the whole weeks meals to be able to say they was one good one and I dont say figgers don't lie either. If this here mess sergeant of ours was to start restaurant he would have to put on his menu pay betore eating and even then they would wreck hia place with riots. If they was to give him charge of feeding the Ger man army they would be peace in three days ana the only reason we don t die from indi gestion is that they ain't never nothing "inde stomach" and our stomachs has broke off diplomatic relations with our mouths and theys ultimatums sent everytime our stomachs hgger we is having a meal. TL - 1 . . . . i n numoer ot meatless meais we have in a month looks like Ty Cobbs batting record for a season and I guess this here bird of a mess sergeant figgers he is a second Hoover Waste at the Source Several members of the house of repre sentatives lifted up their voices yesterday against waste by the government. To hear such protests at Washington is as Unusual as it is refreshing. The particular subject up was tha waste of paper. With supplies of it short, the government has issued regulations compelling newspapers to cut down their consumption. This is necessary and right. Publishers of periodicals and books have also to economize in paper. They are submitting with good grace. But with what grace, as the representatives asked, can the govern ment, after enforcing such restrictions, itself go on making the most lavish and needless use of white paper? Specifications were not wanting. In the spirit of letting judgment begin at home ,the representatives admitted that the Congressional Record is scandal ously padded. Having got that confession off their bosoms, they proceeded to the bu reau of public information and other govern ment departments. No one who knows tny thing about the flood of publications that pours out of Washington can doubt that tons of paper are wasted every day. The govern ment prints too much, distributes heedlessly and extravagantly what it prints, and exhibits in all its publication activities far less co ordination and control than are urgently needed. New York Post. and if Sherman had of seen some of these meals he would of added a lot to "hell." If that bird Robert E. Peary had of had this here mess sergeant with him when he started up to the pole he would of never went further than Maine and 1 bet that bird could ot ted more than five thousand with them there five fishes back in the year 600 Before Baseball. And if they was to start to using cavalry again in this here war I guess we would starve and according to some of this here steak they don't need no armor to protect horses. I bet they don't. Only thing that keeps down a riot at din ner is that we ain't eating on meal tickets and because they is a Red Cross here. They was one bird made a mistake and eat his shoe for dinner and according to him thats the only time he ever had a good meal here but that may be just another rumor. The only difference between our dinners and breakfast is six hours and the only difference in the drinks is that the water for dinner is clear. When they have hot cakes they is as tough as losing your girl and T have to watch to keep from making that there original mistake of eating my mess gear lid for a cake. As they just have them there hot cakes once a month I figger that they think our shoes need soling about that often and if they is a air raid here I hope I can get under some of that dough they use. I bet I, do. These here suppers ain't got nothing on their sidekicks outside of that we can sleep afterwards and forget it. They is one thing we have regular for supper and thats the same we have for dinner and if this here mess sergeant bird feeds us according to our character I guess we is all Jesse James, ihey have pie and cake every day in the week outside of the first seven days and we will have .steak and egfes just as soon as peace is declared and the cooks will have to take cooking by mail if they learn to cook and outside of that everything if lovely. ' Answer soon as they is a war of movement started and leave half of the stamp unlicked for me and hoping you are the same. Fastingly, PETE. War Risk Insurance Very satisfactory is the report that over 90 per cent of the men in our army and navy have been insured bv the war risk bureau. This would seem to be an astonishingly good record. Another excellent feature is that most of the men are asking for the maximum policy of $10,000. The country has a right to congratulate itself on the complete success of our government's insurance undertaking. And in this matter of insurance, when the war is over, the nation will be n a better oosition than ever before. Not nnlv Viati u be relieved of the financial and political bur den ot an enormous pension system, but, in addition, thousands of men who never would have taken out insurance will emerge from the connict amply insured against accident illness and death. There is no doubt that most of these men will continue the policies wnicn covered mem during the war, even m peace times. New York ost. One Year Ako Today In the War. Italians a:ain captured summit ot Monte San Gabriele. Elihu Root, in a speech at Chicago, denounced the war "opponents as traitors. : London announced the recent sink ing by the Britteh navy of eight ene my submarine. ' The Day We Celebrate. George T. Llndley, abstracter of title with Potter. Cobb Melkle com pany, born 1S65. Dr. James S. Goets, practicing phy sician, born 1878. - Lord Robert Cecil, late British min fc'ter of blockade, now assistant 6ee rotary of etate for foreign- affatra, born 54 years ago.'- Charles Dana Gibson, artist, JUu strator and author, born at Roxftury, Mass., 61 years ego. , This Day tn History. 1T81 Washington reached Wil liamsburg, Va., to begin the siege of "York town. ' IS IS Two thousand Turkish troops met death near Widden as a result of an overflow of the Danube. 1861 S;r Robert Napier was ap pointed to tomtnantf the British ex pedltton against Abysalnia. . is0l-r-Theodore Roosevelt entered th White House for the first time as president, following the death Of Resident McKinley. 1916 British tanks were used for the first time on ihe western front. JustSO Years AuoToday A part of the machinery of the Omaha Implement company, former, ly tha John Dierks Manufacturing company, was sold at sheriff's sale. The work of tearing down the Grad dy block of tenements on St. Mary's avenue near Twentieth etreet is in progress. Miss Mary A. James of Lemont, 111., is visiting her cousin, Sergeant Mcstyn. George Heimrod and family re turned from a sojourn of a year and a half in Europe, . Charles McDonald, a barrister, and Mr. Dart, agent of the Michigan Cen tral at Rideton, Canada, , passed through the city on their way home from a aojourn :n Denver, Colorado Springs, Manitou and other mountain resorts. The Omaha Wheel club will make the run to Irvlngton and return Sun da Over There and Here A French mother of eleven children named her new daughter for Presi dent Wilson. Wilson and Pershing are equally popular baby names over there. Tha rnundnn nf Canadians In the United States by the Canadian recruit ing mission Drougnt in somemmg over 30,000 men of whom over 25,000 were found to be fit for service overseas. Twn million oackarea of chewing gum has been ordered for the use of the army on long marcnes. xnis means some gum conservation at home. Abstention means a smoother pace for patriotism. A Brooklyn boy of 19 captured seven Germans all by his lonesome. When the rest of the 19-year-olds are in action on the wearied Huns the volume of "Kamerad" screams will smother the roar of artillery. One of the villages near Chateau Thierry bears the curious name of Ecoute s'il Pleut. The name is said to designate a mill in the village worked solely by a stream that is apt to dry up, which mill therefore needs frequent rains to keep it going. Strong Indications come from France that Santa ciaus is due ror a nard frost on the American lines this year. War correspondents say, unless pres ent plans are changed, old Santa will not be given a passport to cross over. His room is more in demand for war essentials. Besides, about 100 r. loads of last Christmas presents were undelivered as late as last May. Wait .u&Ul the boys come home. Center Shots Minneapolis Tribune: Speaking of "the big series," doesn't Foch put 'em over the plate in fine shape. Washington Post: German . expla nations of the defeat are as fraudu lent as everything else made in Ger many. , ( Cleveland Plain Dealer: We expect to live to see the day when people will say, "Look at that quaint, old-fashioned fellow he's wearing a stiff, linen collar! Baltimore American: Berlin admits the retreat, but says it is according to plan. It must be a queer plan which took four years to get and hold cer tain points in France, merely to leave them and march back to the starting point Brooklyn Eagle: Prussia's crown prince denies he'd a fire-eater or a sword-swallower. But that he's a thief of private bric-a-brac is too well proven for any questioning at this late day. Indeed, thieves are rarely fire eaters or sword-swallowers. New Tork Herald: From Swltser land comes the startling news that a German prince has actually been killed on the battlefield, probably while runninx in the wrong direction. It would seem that no one la safe nowadays, not even German royalty. Louisville Courier-Journal: The news that the katserin is ill probably arises from the fact that when Focn hammered the Germans back to their 1917 line the kaiser in telegraphed to tha kaiser: "Teur boaatlnc last I March and your position this Sep I tember make me sick." Twice Told Tales Following Advice. The teacher wanted anma nlnma In order tO Civs an nhWt Isaann rinr!n - - . . - acnooi nours. and. r.niinc nna nf th small boys, she gave him 10 cents and aispatcned him to the fruit stand down on me corner. "Before VOU buv tha nlnma Willi She cautioned. "VOU hnd hut tor nlno'h one or two to make sure they are ripe." Little Willie flitted away. Soon he came back and smilingly put the bag on the teacher's desk. "Oh, thank you, Willie," said the leacner, laKing up tne Dag. "Did you pincn one or two as 1 told you to do?" "Did 1?" wae the gleeful response "I pinched the whole bagful and nere s your io cents." Buffalo Even ing News. Biz Talk. Orville Wright, at a dinner In Day ton, taiKea or nis early struggles. "We had. mv hrnthsr mH T said, "lots of oral encouragement, but no financial encouragement People iaiKeu mg, out tney would put nothing. With their mnutha ..11 w- w w fcat ) Siuia us millions and fholr nnlta they reminded me of a barber I once knew. This barber said one day as he shaved me: "That's a fine pup of Wilber forco s. I'd give anything for it' "Well, It's for sale, isn't it?' said I. "The barber sneered. " 'Oh. yes, it's for sale,' said he. but Wilberforce, the chump, wants 11.50 for It Cincinnati Enquirer. What We Are Fighting For. Omaha, Sept. 12 To the Editor of The Bee: The result ef the present war, should the purpose of tha allies prevail, will move towards democracy in which governments will be con trolled, in the European nations at least by an alert and intelligent public opinion. These governments have clung too long to the notion that people, through force and outward show, may be ttade to come together. In our country we have the most treedom. Our union comprises all races, and all languages, and all re ligions, and yet our people are nearer together than anywhere else in the world. Never In history has any other people rallied to a national cause as the American people have rallied in the present war. We do not use force to wean people away from racial characteristics. We leave these mat ters to the genial processes of free dom. We are in this war to "make the world safe for democracy." In other words we want to do away with the old idea that has been the plague of the world so long, elnce we have had a record of man's attempt to rule people without their consent. uur declaration of independence states that "all governments derive their just powers from the consent of the governed." Nine-tenths of the evils that have aitiicted mankind have been caused by a denial of this important truth. Germany and her allies stand for a denial of this doctrine. Emperor William says: "I get my crown from God alone. On me the spirit of God has descended. I regard my whole task as appointed by heav en." Austria, Turkey and Bulgaria, Germany's allies, are also contending for the divine right of kings, for the maintenance of autocratic power. Op posed to them are France, England and Italy, and to complete the circle of liberal governments America is add ed to protect and promote the liberty of the human race. President Wilson, in his Mount Vernon address, said that "arbitrary power must be destroyed." The strong nations must not be per mitted to exploit the weaker ones. This is what Germany and her auies have waged this war to accomplish. Millions of people have left these countries to better their condition in coming to our country because this is the land of freedom and opportunity. We are in this war with a determina tion to extend popular forms of gov ernment. This is our contribution for the bet terment of the world. It is new and the world has seen nothing like It be fore. If the fight should go against us our American (deals, for which we stand before the world, would suffer a serious reverse, but we shall not lose because we are fighting for everything of value to the world. The common people of Europe, especially those of Germany, who have suught our shores to escape from the bondage or arbi trary power should rally to the support of president Wilson, who is doing so much to bring about the destruction of arbitrary .lower. They should give their support to men whom the presi dent can rely upon, who will aid him in every way to accomplish the great purpose we have in view in this world war. D. F. DOLAN. tha fastening Wf r too hdrt to put jout pletura up en th wall." . "All right. Olva m ropa tnougB anf Tit bans mjrielf." Baltimore American. "Well, rWa St my winter aupply of ooal In, anyhow." 'la It paid forr" "nay, why 4 you alwaya Insist oa briar Ins up somrthtns elsasrssabls when a fellow Is trylns o ba optimistic" Boston Tran script. "What's your mula'a samsT" "Ha hasn't sot any res'lar name. It sort e' keeps us both Interested for me to think up what to eall hlra as provocatloa arises." Waehlnston Star. "Did he tsll you how much mors It cost htm to live durms three wsr times T" 'No, but he said he now eats a lunch Instead of a lunchnn and wears a necktie la place of a cravat." Brownlns's Hasaslna. "As Nesrly as I can determlns," aald the supercllllous young woman, "you are what they call a literary hack." "No," replied the young man. wearily. "I'm not even a hack; I'm a Jitney." Ufa. "Oh, for the wings of a dove," sighed tha poet. "Order what you like,", replied the pro ralc person, but t should prefer the breast .Lj., ,, T . . 1' ( A 1 i t OI a l lilt ivf n. -uumiuu , iv-ij..D. Mickt'l Doesn't Use Sugar. Omaha, Neb., Sept. 11. To the Editor of The Bee: People nowadays don't seem to have any more sense than a lot of Jackrabbits, especially tne women. Now, there s a woman l know that's always kicking about the government not allowing them to have more than two pounds of sugar a month. She has to feed herself and every member of the family more than that she says. In my family we have never eaten sugar. , I brought up my children that way and my wire fell into that way wnen we were married. She used to eat sweet things, too, before marriage but I soon taught her different. I Just didn't allow any sugar to be brought Into the house. That was an easy cure. At first she tried to get it by other means and some of the busybody neighbors used to give her some, but I soon put a stop to this. l ngure the cost of trip eusrar nvl during my married life, having been married 22 years and ra.b.a ...r children, fs about $3S5, figuring what the average American family eats. We don't eat any and ail my chil dren ever got they got away from home. The sum saved is enough to make a payment on a home. And yet some of these people are always yelping that they can't save anything. I get $70 a month (J60 before the war) and have a wife and three chil dren at home, my two oldest having left home when they started making enough to keep them, and we live on less than half my salary and I own my own little home and have money in the bank. I think I have a record to be proud of. A. B. MICKKEL, MIRTHFUL REMARKS. Oubblns Gee, another winter nearly her. Flubbins What makes you think so?" Gubblns Just sot my Issue of summer underwear today. Stara and Stripes. "The discipline la tha navy la very strict, 'm't it?" "Sure It la. They even dock a vessel for falling to keep up with tha rest." -Detroit Free Frees. "My dear, the man I had fixing here aald Use Your CREDIT Uncle Sam Needs Your CASH I need your patronage. You Need My Clothes $11.00 or so Each Week Jl will Pa; the Bill ' WAKEN 120 So. 15th St 15th St Side Rialto Theater Building. Hospe says 44 YEARS Of Personally Conducted ART AND MUSIC Business Is the Record Pianos Sold in the year 1874, are still PIANOS. How else can it be when instruments as reliable as the Mason cV Hamlin, Kranich & Bach, Vose & Son, Kimball, Cable-Nelson and Hospe Are Sold. Then the Leading Player Piano, THE APOLLO, The Hospe Player, The Player Roll Service. Our Low Prices Easy Terms PIANOS FROM $150 UP Brambaeh Grands $525 Some Down, a Little Monthly Everything in Art suiJ lutic 1513 Douglas Street -"WHY NOT "8tisia Is (rood Thaa! YoV"1 GET THE LATEST HIT "SMILES" for your Player Piano Saturday Viait Our New Player Roll Department. Mickels 15th and Harney Sts. Douglas 1973. . a esinol surely did relieve that eczema! Pack up some Resinol Ointment fa his "old kit bag." Nothing is too good for him, and he will need it "over there" where exposure, vermin, con tagions, and the exigencies of a soldier" i life cause all sorts of skin irritation, itching, sore feet and suffering. Ralnol Ointment stops itcHn slgiott Intently. It heals little sores before they can become bis ones. It assures skin comfort. 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