THE BEE: OMAHA, WEDNESDAY. SEPTEMBER 11, 1918. 5 The Omaha Bke DAILY (MORNING) - EVENING SUNDAY FUNDED BY EDWARD ROSBWATEB VICTOR ROSEWATER. EDITOR TUB BEE PUBLISHING COMPANY. PBOPWSTOB. uiuittinii rwR ASSOCIATED PRESS u u a I I 111 ! fWMUMI ! mil M -w -..kM.k-t'kli All fMMi Of WlW of WW ete ITS el BMWl OFFICES Cwnfll Hmfft-U H till w M'-wt?,,B " ' ;?4 JULY CIRCULATION nilv 68.265 Sunday 59,312 mimiM. ilrtuww MUM" Sukscrfb-rs loavlni th. city should bevo The Bst msalM to (htm. Addr cnanfee " " THE BEE'S SERVICE FLAG m IT7TT 1MMM1 WW WW W giH:r:iii;iMiMI,iH.iMiUilJtHi!MlHHihllllff J V 1? r i "Put a bond behind your boyt" is to be the slogan of the next Liberty loan drive. It is worthy. Maine voters did not heed the appeal to give the president a rubber stamp congress. Why should Nebraska? American war savings work spells Ward Burgesa of Nebraska. If a new head director is wantedthat's the answer. Even the short corn crop, translated into terms of meat, means more than 20,000,000,000 oouhds of beef, pork and mutton. r a . . . . J 1 1 I ii I a ,1. tmn . ve way 10 put yuur uuuai iinvj niv line trenches is to give it to the Salvation Army's "doughnuts for doughboys" fund. Cheaper gasoline is promised just at the mo ment it Is announced that no more Ford cars will be manufactured. What's the use? The explanation of the corn crop shrinkage is easily found in the nearly 12-inch rainfall de ficiency since March I, according to the official record'. "Jimham" Lewis finally encountered a real thrill nd the U-boat's captain will find his cha grin greater when he learns what a brilliant vic tim escaped. The worst part of the cancellation of the pres ident's hoped-for visit to Omaha is that it de stroys the chance of us seeing "Prince Arthur" again parading his silk tile. Thirteen million more Americans are about to sign up to go wherever Uncle Sam needs them. The Potsdam gang should make a note of this. Nothing but regular dinner on the dining can after next month is the new order in the interest of more modest meals. We did not know there was any complaint about lack of modesty in the dining car meal now being served. Our hyphenated contemporary refers to the present democratic incumbent representing this district in Washington as "a peculiarly useful congressman." He himself says he is nothing but a messenger boy, and while a messenger boy can be .useful, are we not entitled to more for our money? "No politics in the railroad service" is the de cree of Director General McAdoo, and then by his Authority as treasury head, "Artful Arthur" is to add to his duties as democratic national com mitteeman a $3,000-a-year job of legal advisor to the federal reserve banking board passing on cat tle paper. Did someone say politics is adjourned? I i In the New Draft Thirteen million American men of ages be tween 18 and 21 and between 31 and 46 are to be registered before Thursday ends for service in the army of the United States. It is estimated that of these 2,398,845 will be found effective fighters and subject to induction into active service. With the 2,900,000 men of Class I in the former draft, and those who had voluntarily enlisted, this will give the United States an army of 6,000,000 effectives, who will be in Europe or in training on this side by next summer. In these calculations all possi ble exclusions or exemptions have been consid ered, so that the number is subject to increase rather , than decrease. If further effectives are needed, the 1919 class of boys arriving at the age of 18 will furnish half a million more, while the combing-out process may in emergency provide a considerable addition. These imposing figures afford a most instructive picture of the power of the United States, as well as the very serious at titude of our people toward the business we are engaged in. We are redeeming in both letter and spirit the promise made the world, that our last dollar and our last man will' be expended if need be to win the war and put an end to the menace of German despotism. WHY "BIO JEFF- FOR CONGRESS? The unlimbering of the big gun by the hyphen ated organ this early in the campaign indicates that a desperate effort is to be nude to save the present democratic congressman now represent ing this district through a tearful plea that "Wil son wants him,", which is a humiliating confession that no goOd reason can be offered in his behalf. What the people of this district want (and what we believe Wilson also wants when not misled by the democratic camouflage artists and political onhangers) is to have someone represent us in Washington who is, not only thoroughly Amer ican and stands right on the war, but also pos sesses real ability to help solve the big war prob lems, and at the same time to push the interests Of his constituents and see to it that the claims of Omaha get due consideration when we have some thing at stake. The republican nominee, A. W. Jefferis, is so superior in his record of straight Americanism, in mental equipment, in actual public service, in proved efficiency and in general standing in the community that no one can riiake comparisons un less blinded by political partisanship of the nar rowest and most bigoted sort. Why then "Big Jeff" for congress? Because it is high time for the Omaha district, the district which contains the metropolis of Nebraska and in which focuses all the industrial, commercial and financial interests of the state, to have a representative in congress big enough and broad enough and brainy enough to-do the job credita bly and hold his own with the biggest men in that great law-making body, Austria's Peace Propaganda. Something significant, if not exactly sinister, may be discerned in the attitude of Count Czer nin, late premier of Austria, who is just now acting as spokesman for the Central powers in their renewed "peace" drive. His acceptance of the league-of-nations policy and his virtual com mittal of Baron Burian to that idea might be impressive were it not for some other facts. Count Czernin and Baron Burian are leaders of the most notorious school of crafty statesman ship known. All the traditions of the Haps burg dynasty of intrigue, deceit, duplicity and perfidy, have found expression through the oper ations of this pair of pastmasters at thimblerig ging. Recent history of the court at Vienna is not such as justifies any reliance on proposals for a negotiated peace emanating from that source. The German people are just now being fed on another brand of dope. It is told them that President Wilson is responsible for the war's continuance into the fifth year and that America hopes to dominate Europe" On this line the Vienna Neue Freie Presse says: If the Central powers and the Entente now had the decision to themselves, they would both perhaps consider that it is time for diplomacy to speak. But the English and the French are no longer independent. Tsar Wilson feeds them, clothes them, sends them men and money. He decides about war and about peace, and is bringing Europe under an alien rule, which is intolerable if only be cause every European power is forbidden to interfere in American policy. Wilson is the obstacle to peace, which might perhaps have prevailed after the fluctuations of this summer. The innuendo lie re in contained is the more potent because of the fact that America arrived in time to prevent the enforcement of peace on Uerman terms. Otherwise, the ettort ot the. Aus- trians to set themselves and their German allies in the light of being oppressed, and to array other Europeans against the United States amounts only to a desperate effort longer to de lude the people as to the causes and the course of the war. Youth Renewed By the Draft Throbs and Thrills Which Awaken the Bachelor of i0 New York Evening Pott. Looking Into the Airplane Muddle. Secretary Baker's present visit to France, with Second Assistant Secretary Ryan as a companion, is said to be for the purpose of getting at bed rock facts on the airplane muddle. The almost total failure of our great program in this respect has had several explanations, one of them coming from General March to the effect that a conflict of orders from "over there" had brought such confusion on this side as to render compliance almost impossible. Mr. Baker and Mr. Ryan are to consult with the heads of the several airplane divisions in France and find out just what is wanted, and ought to return to America with definite notions of what must be done here to meet needs there. We cannot stop now to parley about what has been done; inquiries set on foot will determine where the mistake was made, but the big thing is W, get the quantity production program under way as speedily as possible, that we may provide the army in France with all the airplanes it requires for the great forward move ment that is yet to come. The fact that we have enough machines flying to protect our men on the battle line is insufficient America must have absolute supremacy in the air, as well as on the ground. With the air service consolidated under one head, and that head fully aware o! conditions and needs, the rest is simply a problem of manu facture. The present visit of the secretary of war and his, assistant to France is really of vital im portance in this regard, and should' bring some results. ' What do the older men, between 31 and 45, liable to the draft think about their military prospects? We have read reams concerning the effect of army life on eighteen-year-olds. The whole country resounded for a time with that controversy. Specimens, weedy and husky, of youngsters loaded down with a soldier's equipment were exhibited in our congressional halls to work on the feelings of our legislators. Did anybody ever think of exhibiting a bachelor of 40, torn up by the roots from his old-maid-like environment and flung into the chaos of war before the eyes of a sympathetic public? Or did this 40-year-old, himself, think of making any such appeal on his own behalf? Most admirable, indeed, has been his general attitude. Outwardly you can scarcely observe and evidences of inward perturgation. To all appearances he has continued with his daily routine, as of yore, stoic and unmoved like Wellington's guardsmen at Waterloo. His schedule of goings and comings, his accuracy at the of nee, his greeting to his landlady, his perfect courtesy to his stenographer remained the same. Not even the slightest disorder in his meticulous dress betrayed an inward agitation. Perhaps the golf game, in that it developed a sudden, nervous, and erratic vigor, would have been the only sign of un usual psychic disturbances. Yet ne must have been thinking some long thoughts, while sawing his daily wood. At first it would be very difficult for him to vis ualize the complete dislocation of his life threatened by this new act. Gradually, how ever, he feels himself drawn nearer to the vortex. The details of registration, ques tionnaires, exemotion claims, hitherto sub jects of only mild interest, become absorbing realities. And then he begins to worry about his physical fitness. A man around 40 has often come to consider himself consigned for good to a sedentary existence. His life has become stabilized, as it were; a good deal of sitting around in great leather club chairs, a certain emphasis on things good to eat, though never admitted; a little mild exercise, walking and golf or riding, very few mental excitements or upsets, these constitute the life of the average man of 40, without de pendents, liable to the draft. In reviewing his physical condition he will remember that ankle he sprained in the year 1912, the at tack of lumbago which laid him up a month in 1914, the pumping of his heart when he climbs a flight of steps, his increasing bald ness, and decide that he can certainly not be fit for the mud and rain and sleet and bad food of the trenches. He tries to imagine himself sticking a bayonet into a German or getting one stuck into himself Presently he pays a visit to a doctor who gives him a thorough going over. He (the draftee) is surprised to find himself experi encing a strange thrill when the medico an nounces "sound in wind and limb, from head to toe. A little too fleshy, and short t of breath, but, by exercise, these things will straighten themselves out." There is a sort of satisfaction in reaching 40 in perfect and undoubted health, especially if one has done everything in one's power to ruin an iron constitution by soft living. A farmer can claim no pride in such a performance equal to that of the city dweller. Your draftee re turns to his home with a firmer and prouder tread., Meanwhile, strange thoughts and impulses pop up to disturb his ego. He re members his last camping trip of 10 years before the last one he and his friend, Smith, took without guides. They both had sworn never to repeat this performance, that they were getting entirely too old for such things. Subsequently they always took guides, tents, patent ovens and mosquito netting; in, short, they went, thereafter, equipped like a sport ing goods shop. Your arattee wonaers whether it wouldn't be desirable to sleep on the bare ground again, with one's only roof the sky, urider the shower bath of a steady rain, with nothing between one and an empty stomach! but a few prunes and a hunk of pork. Other, and even stranger, avatisms emerge to worry him. He finds himself appraising the men of his own age like a schoolboy, on the basis of combative possibilities. A man is only as old as he feels. And the drafted bachelor begins to view with longing the life of adventure that the army holds out He wonders what a real fight will be like. It is 20 years since he got arrested at college for trvmar to lick the local constable. Since 1898 civilization has been standing between him and the constabulary. Some one sug gests the irksomeness of obedience to a su perior officer, probably young enough to be his son. At first this confounds him. Then he sees that the most rejuvenating element in the whole adventure will be just this ir responsibility begot of being forced to obey orders. After years of one's own thinking and ordering, one longs to be ordered about a bit. Decidedly, the most irresponsible, mis chievous and light-headed recruits will come from the ranks of the tough conscripts of 40. They will know best how unwelcome orders may be safely disobeyed, and they will be most reckless in their disobedience. And, on reflection, they will be the last to ask for service in semi-civilian employments, the quartermaster's, the medical, or the trans portation department Government Operation of Telephone Creators of the System Put Aside By the Politicians Montreal Financial Times. The world's series is in France, not Boston, this year. , "In connection with the operation of pub lic utilities the people are tolerant of things done by the administration which they would not accept without strenuous opposition from a private corporation, even in war time. Take the operation of railways in the United States,' tor example. It is not at all likely the country would have submitted to the ab normal rates by the companies, which have been imposed under government operation to meet the increasing costs of the time and maintain efficiency." The above quotation from so staunch an advocate of public ownership as the Guelph Mercury expresses the thought that has been in the minds of thousands of Canadians for some time. It is unquestionably true that under stress of war conditions the public op eration of utilities is being entered upon with a jaunty confidence which bespeaks complete ignorance of the difficulties ahead difficul ties which, as in the case of increased passen ger and freight rates on United States rail ways, are to be passed on to the hard-driven general taxpayer. And now comes the announcement that the Washington administration is to take over the operation of all telephones and tele graphs. Soon, no doubt, that matchless or ganization, the American Telephone and Tel- People and Events During July and August revenue agents poured 30,000 gallons of moonshine whisky down the mountain sides of Kentucky, Geor gia and Tennessee. Uncle Sam insists that "business as usual" is impossible in the moon shine belt A marked shortage of teachers fronts Iowa on the threshold of the school year. State Superintendent Deyoe expresses alarm and fears many schools must remain closed. Special examinations are to be held for the purpose of gaining recruits from the ranks of youth. , Advices from the briny beds make it clear that the oyster family flourish as usual in spite of war alarms and submarine scares. Early samples of the fall crop along the east ern coast are the smoothest ever and have not yet caught the price uplift of the profiteer. Let the hay-feverites cheer up and look pleasant. Prophets of medical science hold out substantial hope of permanent relief, provided the war runs the prophets' limit of seven years. By that time war gardeners will have destroyed all the odious ragweed in the country. With the cause exterminated cure is assured. Hey, there, do you get it? Trouble brews in Texas as luxuriantly as in Chihuahua or Juarez. Something is pop ping all the time to keep the home state of Colonel House on the map. Just now the politicians are worrying and perspiring, and much of the fatness of the pie counter tilts toward the fire. Women voters are asking questions searching questions, some of which impale the sanctity of the democratic machine. Moreover,' the plaguey quiz grows in virulence, menacing the peaceful division of the provender in November. Unless the doughty colonel hurries home and calms the new voters a political Alamo impends. egraph company, unique in its efficiency and its general enlightenment of management, will be under government operation, and the vast fabric of almost perfect public service, built up through long years of painstaking labor and scientific research, will be in the category of "government jobs." The company has practically created the telephone, as we know it today. To its great corps of engineers and investigators is due whatever of excellence there is in modern telephone service. Step by step these men have perfected one detail after another in tel ephone transmissions, until across the conti nent a whisper carries to the listener's ear instant recognition of the speaker. Very few inventions of importance in telephony have originated anywhere else than in Bell labor atories. One phase after another of voice transmission problems has been dealt with, and after meticulous study and research the difficulties overcome. Ana now through the mazes of underground conduits and high ten sion electric wires the sound of one's voice travels unimpaired and for distances well nigh limitless. Even the lay mind must realize the diffi cult technique of the telephone business. It is a realm wherein the problems are those of finesse of infinite delicacy. Unlike the elec trician who plans a high-power transmission circuit, the telephone engineer deals in faint electrical impulses that must be protected by a score of delicate devices lest they fade away and die amid the ruder forces about' them. It is only the faintest breath that carries the sound of one's voice over the wire. That this delicate impulse can slip unimpaired amid the myriad noises and cross-currents of great cities and girdle a continent is one of the wonders of the age. And yet that is just what these engineers have achieved. Their work, unheralded and apart, has been almost miraculous and their achievements have made possible the ease and swiftness of modern business intercourse. There is' nothing like it elsewhere. Abroad the telephone and tele graph service as we know them are non existent. And now it is all to end in government operation 1 Alas, for individual initiative, for painstaking research, for work done for the pure joy of the doing.The experience of prac tically all .countries shows that these things cease when the government steps in. Reason for this is no doubt found in the record of most governments as employers of labor. The experience of postal employes generally does not seem likely to inspire telephone workers with exuberance in the prospect of the civil service. Contrast the lot, for exam ple, of the average Bell employe, well paid, nappy jn his work, his future and that Of his family made secure through a wise and libr eral pension plan, with that of the postal servicel " The war is making, necessary many far- reaching changes, affecting the welfare of masses ot tne community. But there is more than a suspicion current that many of the innovations proposed are made necessary, not by the war, but by the politician. It is to be hoped that Canada will not follow too readily the untried projects of our good neighbors. . HQDEZ One Year Ago Today in the War. , British reported an advance of 400 yards on Somme front General KornilofC, at the head of a lae body of troops, began a march on Petrograd. Russia's Council of Workmen's and Soldiers' Deputies decided to support Kerensky. Tbe Day W Celebrate. . Dr. Stacy B. Hall, physician and Bur geon, born 1877. . Arthur Met, vice-president of the Mett Brewing company, but now with out an occupation. b6rn 18(9. C. I. Ernst auditor of the Burling ton railroad, born 1864. Most Rev- John Ireland, Catholic archbishop of St" Paul, born In County Kilkenny, Ireland. 80 year ago. Lieut Gen. Sir Julian H. G. Byng. born IS year ago. This Day la History. 1744 Sarah Eache, the only daugh ter ot Benjamin Franklin, born in Philadelphia. Died there, Ooctober 6, 1808. - 1777 Battle of Brandywine, in which the Stars and Stripes were first carried into battle by the Continental army. " , - ' IS 00 Senator Daniel S. Dickinson of w-York, famous advocate of so ci"d "squatter sovereignity," born at Goshen. O. Died in New York City, April 12. llti. . J ust SO Years Ago Today Ground was broken for the "new hospital in Monmouth park in the north part of the city. The ponlbltionlsts had a small torch- light procession and rally at Eleventh and Pacific streets. A new police and fire alarm box has been put in on the corner of Fifteenth and Douglas. A marriage license was issued to John woods and Miss Jennie Watson, both of Omaha, The wife and family ot Gen. George S. Smith left on a visit to irvington, Alameda county. Cat General Dodge, one of the Union Pacific directors, and C. F. Meek of the Denever and Fort Worth road, ar rived in the city In a private car. Over There and. Here Great Lakes naval training station reports 100,000 identification tags dis tributed among an equal number of men. In the-lexicon of soldier men, the tag is known as the "blue jacket lavalliere." v It takes big money to shelter soldiers- in the making. The cost of cantonments ranges from 86,073,000 at Des Moines to 810,518,024 at Tap hank, both built on the cost-plus plan. This means shelter at an averoge of 1200 per man, which is not very stiff as a housing proposition. Aviator Hitchcock, who broke away from German prkon guards and walked 80 mile to freedom in Swit lerland, IS only 18 years of age. Be fore he was 17 American recruiting officers refused to let him into any branch of the service. Turning to Canada he got into the fight and was attached to the Lafayette escadrille when an accident to his plane forced him to land within the German lines. Youthful dash and clear headwork is not to be balked by misadventure. On an open wager of 300 francs, two companies of American engineers somewhere in France buckled down to the Job of building two warehouses, 294x80 In six. Sixty-two men in each company worked as never before and completed the task in eight and one- half hours each, to the minute. The Judges declared the battle a draw and sent the wager to buy trimmings for a mess shack banquet of roast pig. Stars and Stripes says the story, bet ting, and alt, came from a chaplain and la straight goo as Center Shots Minneapolis Tribune: When does a man cease to be 45 in the meaning of the draft? Washington Post: The Huns have lost the switch to the Hindenburg line and the German staff is now ex plaining how much easier it is to fight in a smaller trap. Kansas City Star: The German crown prince denies that he is a fire eater, which was quite useless. No one had accused the crown prince even getting within eating distance of the firing line. New York World: President Wilson might as well understand first as last that the senate committee on military affairs thoroughly disapproves of the speeches he is about to make for the Liberty loan. i - . . . Louisville Courier-Journal: To the credit of the venders of gasoline be it said, there is no cry that the request of the natinoal fuel administration is an unwarrantable interference with "business as usual." Baltimore American:' The allies are giivng Jerusalem an up-to-date municipal government And yet to the average imagination on this side, Jerusalem with modem improvements is a very hard image to conjure rp. t Brooklyn Eagle: Washington co ders that there shall be no garnishee lng of railroad men's wages, the money being government funds until actually paid over. But all debts will be paid. Nobody will risk such jobs aa the rail i readers now hold. Twice Told Tales Stopped Praying in Time, Little Willie, who for some months had always ended his evening prayer with "please send me a baby brother," announced to his mother that he was tired of praying for what he did not get and he did not believe that God had any more little boys to send. Not long afterward he was carried into his mother's room early in the morning to see his twin brothers, who arrived during the night Willie ooked at the two babies critically and .hen remarked: "It's a good thing I stopped praying when I did." Farm and Fireside. Gathering 'Em In. A recruiting officer! in Germany de termined that no prospective soldier should elude him. One man' said he was too old, but the officer replied: "Von Hindenburg is 72 and he's in. Get a gun." Another man with one arm came up to claim ' exemption and the officer said: 'The kaiser's in. Get a gun." Finally a woman brought her half witted son, and the officer said: "No matter; the crown prince is in. Get a gun." -Everybody's Magazine. Aa Interested Supporter. Senator Simmons was congratu lated the other day on a recalcitrant senator who had returned to the fold. "I'd value his return more highly," he said, "if he didn't need my support Election time is coming on, you know, and he needs all the support he can get" The senator added: "Any man will look up to you when he's in 4 hole." What Hammond's Post Mortem Re veals. Aurora, Neb., Sept 8. To the Ed itor of The Bee: I was very much Interested in, not to say flabbergasted by, Ross Hammond's "post mortem," reproduced in The Sunday Bee. The confession of Mr. Hammond that he was more favorable to his own candi dacy than hostile to that of Norris sounds rather sordid, coming from a man whose ambition was supposed to have been rooted deeply in the soil of 100 per cent patriotism. How can Mr. Hammond reconcile the declaration, in the announcement of his candidacy, that "while the war lasts all else must be subordinated to it" with the fact that through his candidacy alone the renomination of a man who has opposed the war at practically every stage was made pos sible? Mr. Hammond suggests that "such attacks as those made by Mr. Per kins" are responsible for Norris insist ing upon a vindication, and says that the senator not long ago almost suc ceeded in enlisting in the marines. If Senator Norris can extract any satis faction from a nomination by 85 per cent or the republican voters partici pating in the primary he is welcome to it so far as I am concerned. Inaa much as he demanded a referendum on his armed neutrality filibuster, in dicating that unless sustained by a ma jority of his party he would resign. the way now seems clear for him to seek some other field of usefulness. The plain truth of the matter Is that Norris is not the choice of his party, and his nomination was made possible only Dy multiplicity of candidates. His suggestion to Mr. Hammond. 10 days before the primary, that they were Interfering with each other by dividing the prohibition vote, was puerile. Prohibition was not and is not an issue In this campaign, and any man who thinks that a considerable body of voters is i oinar to be stam peded' by that scarecrow is simply recKonmg wunout nis nose I have personal knowledge of many staunch American republicans who supported Mr. Hammond because they believed him to be more zealously for the vigorous prosecution of the war than Congressman Sloan. I think he win nimseir admit that the encourage ment which induced him to run came from people who professed themselves dissatisfied with Sloan's (as well as morris ) war record. Sloan had, from the declaration of war, not only voted for every war measure, but had taken an active part in preparing some of them, notably the revenue bill. His single offense, so far as I am informed, was a vote against the declaration it self. Norris, on the other hand, not oniy maae war inevitable bv filibus tering the armed neutrality bill to aeatn, Dut declared that we were plac ing the dollar mark on the flag when we took the only course left open, and has from that day to this consistently opposed every measure calculated to strengthen our armed forces, with the single exception, so far as I am ad vised, of the new draft bill, which passed the senate unanimously. What will Mr. Hammond's true friendsi those who urged him to run because they honestly believed he had a chance, not the tricksters who de ceived him in the interest of Norris think of .is open avowal that he is "scarcely disappointed" by the result? Mr. Hammond spoke truly when he said that "post mortems" were not al ways profitable, for this is indeed a case where silence would have been golden. CLARK PERKINS. Draft Questions. Crelghton, Neb., Sept. 8. To the Editor of The Bee: We are asked to report any irregularities of this draft law. What is wrong in this case: A strong man, aged 22, physically perfect, no dependents (in fact, is a loafer). Joined the Seventh regiment last fall. While it was still organized he filled his questionnaire and was placed in class 5, because he then was in military service. Now, since the Seventh broke up he has never been reclassified and is still in class 5. He is the only single man left In town who Is physically fit and who has no occupation, and the sentiment is strong against him, as several married men have been called lately, while he stays home and loafs. Should not this be reported to the draft board? What can a man who is in class 5 on account of weak eyes do in any ac tive war work? Can he get into Y. M. C. A. or Red Cross work, or in any way get to France? He is an expert teacher, with an A. B. degree. Could he possibly get a chance to instruct the disabled soldiers who return to the United States? Who could he write to to find out about it? INTERESTED. Answer The facts recited in the first question should be reported to the district draft board. It is appar ently an oversight, for the status of the young man In question should have been more definitely and appropriate ly fixed by the recent revision of the questionnaires, ordered by the Judge advocate general of the army, and which revision resulted in bringing In a large number of selects whose de-f"-red classification v.-n.s not justified by a more careful review of their an- ewers. A man situated as described In the second question. may be useful in many ways in connection . with the war. Application should be made through the local organization of either of the war welfare agencies for service. This should bring a review and a proper assignment WILLIAM CANT RULE OVER f ME (To the tune of "My BonnU L!m Over th Ocean.") Great William Ilea over the ooean, Oreat William Ilea over the aoa, Great William haa got m fool notion. That he'd like to rule over me. CHORUS. No! No! Oh! Nol William can't rule' over me, o'er me, ' Oh! No! No! No! William can't rule over me. Our bo ye have tone over the eeeaa, Our Wye have tone over the eea. Our boys will teach William hli notion Is rotten aa rotten can be, CHORtTS. We'll fight Mr. William with taxes, We'll fight Mr. William with bonds, We'll tight him with club and pick azea We'll fight him with gasei and bombs. CHORC9. Our boys will camp under the linden. Old Olory will float from each treo. The Sammies will bury old Hlndeai Our boys will set Germany free. ,LA8T CHORUS. Free! Tree! Free! Free! Our boys will set Germany free, yea, trmt, Free! Free! Free! Free! Our boys will set Germany frea. Omaha. C. J. ROBERT (Copyright applied for.) e " li I TT Jtiospe 5ays" f "Ultimately you urill choose the -the world's finest tiano -bar nonev. . Dut wrvy lose time, why delay i Uwn it now!" T7 r l Represents Kranich & Bach, Vose & Sons, Kim ball, Cable-Nelson and the Wonderful Hospe Player Piano, Player Rolls. Tuning, Repairs and Moving Everything in Jlrt and Alasie NUXATED IRON U S- 7 Jtl Iff Plesly.ef VV VepfW Ir Is Elm Besrttfil O N Dr. Ferdinand Klnf. New Ywk Pbyttdan and Medial Author, nys pfaytldaai hoold Sfocfibe more organic iron-Nuiited Iron for tbelr pttlenrt-Sayi anaemia Iron defiet-ency-lt the ircatett curse to the health. ttrenrta, rltaliry and beamy of the modem Amer ican Woman, Sounds warning araiott use of me tallic Iron which may injure the teeth, corrode the atomech and In some cases thereby do mere harm than foods adriiei use of only mutated Iron, takan three times per day after meals. It will incmae the strength and endurance of weak, aervoua, run-down folks In 10 days' time In many Instances. Dispensed by all good drug-gists. LOOIUMG 0 AGKWARD 60 YEARS aAn Interesting Bit of History Everybody Should Know One of the1 interesting places in Lowell, Mass., is the old apothecary shop on Merrimack street, established n . 1827. This location is still a drug store, although of course modernized in many de partaients. The old prescription books, however, have been preserved and form an interesting record covering nearly a century. Perhaps one of the most interesting books is that of the year 1855. On one of Ithe pages of this book, that dated June 9th, 1855, is written the orieinal pre- ; " ' scription for Father John's Medicine. This prescription was compounded for the Reverend 'Father John O'Brien at the old drug store on that date, and wis so success ful in treating Father John's ailment, which was a severe cold and throat trouble, that he. recommended the medicine to his friends and parishioners. In going to the drug store and Tne Old Prescription Book $5 . calling for the medicine, they always asked for Father John's Medicine, and in this way the nedt cine got its name and was advertised. ' Father John's Medicine is a safe family remedy for colds, coughs, throat troubles, and as a! tonic and body builder, because it does not contain opium, morphine, chloroform, and any other poisonous drugs, or alcohol, .out is ell pure, wholesome nourishing The Old Apothecary Shop k Established In iSay. ' t'