THE BE: OIuAHAi iiuhiiia3i)A)L, t." -.u-.ii 4, 1.46. The Omaha Bee DAILY (MORNING) - EVENING SUNDAY WUNDED BT EDWARD BOSBWATEB VICTOB ROSEWATER, EDITOR THS BEB PUBUSHtNO COMFaJi. fBOWSTOB. MEMBER OP fE ASSOCIATED PRESS and 14 - ... - - Ft. MM . t . cutlUtxd herein Ail rtU ouweue) m eui W "inw tn ik mm OFFICES Voseetl Bluffs U N W. tie-xie-imle BulWioi WuDlgtoa-13U O JULY CUICULAT10N Daily 68,265 Sunday 59,312 Ami etiwuMwo Kit tin walk. tabrllMd snl nan bf Dels Wtltuma. nicultx Unua- Subscribers toevtaf. the elt should lere Tbe Bm Mailed them. Address thean as alfa M reeaaetoi THE BEE'S SERVICE FLAG At last we .can ee through Lenit . . The watch on the Rhine is working over time these day's. Mr, Hitcnbrinch ii mad g.ainl That column snriek rnakes it very evident That little rain was of much benefit, but came too near to being snow for comfort Local leaders of Omaha organized labor may consider themselves duly slapped on the wrist, LL-.. JU' ft required a long time. a take Lens, but the Canucks never let up until the job was finished. AH ready for the world's series over here. The world's series "over there h been in rat tling progress for some time. . If "leave to print'1 be abolished, in congress, the Record will become much tanner, but its service to the country will suffer little. Kaiser Bill's plea to, the German people to make further sacrifices is only a notice to them that they will fe required to, willy nilly. . With a guaranteed p.rice of not lesa than $2.10 a bushel, the; farmer can lay plans for his 1919 wheat crop drive with the most variable factor eliminated, . x The skip-stop system for street railway! is recommended by the fuel administration, Here in Omaha the street car, we note, )i skip-stopping about half the timcV It Is a safe fuesa. tht th bunch of I. W. W.'s incarcerated in our Douglas County jail would as soon stay where they are M be transferred to a federal prison under long term, lentence, Chairman Kitchin must lso ake cognizance of thk fact that ttif sew wage, schedules, have pro duced' a much larger number of taxpayers than we had a year ago, TWt hou.W iweH, the Income 4Ux collections considerably. . ill,1 , ),' ULUI'.J - :v- The official primary figufei flvt Bjf Jeff" the republican congressional nomination by 5,374 votes to 2,364 for hi opponent, Of hettir than two to one.' Keep up yof speed, "Jeff, and you wi)t do it the same way q your democratic com petitor. . At any rate, Director McAdoa his the right idea with reference to the obligations resting on a nonpartisan management of the railroads. The rules, he lays down art exactly what The Bee has been' advocating for our avowedly nonpartisan trenches of local administration, for the water works, for the school board, for the whole city hall Officers elected without regard to party Should not permit themselves, or their employes, to engage, in partisan politics. .The New Revenue BilL The new revenue bill, laid before the hcuse by its ways and means committee, with, a unani mous recommendation that it pass, contains at H4st one feature that will interest alL That is the increase in levy to be made on incomes. Instead of lowering the minimum as' had been suggested, the committee, has' brought the starting rate up from 3 to 6 per cent, increasing the amount of tax to. be paid by.the little fellows three times. Such additions at have bees made in the upper brackets of the bill in the surtax naturally are not in proportion, to the trebling of the basic rate, but are sufficient to be really impressive. Almost billion, end a half of dollars is expected to be derived from this source of governmental and war uses, and $3,100,000,000 is to come from taxes or war and excess profits, Vntil mors detailed information is given, out concerning the new law, careful analysis can not be made. It is hoped, however, that care has been taken to eliminate . some of the more serious defects of the law of 1917, that taxpayers will not he confused as to what is expected of them,. V . A NEW POLICE CHIEF FOR OMAHA. It is announced that Omaha will soon have a new chief of police in the person of Marshal Eberatein, now in the government service, charged with the duty of reorganizing the de partment, the appointment having been jnade by Commissioner Ringer with confirmation of toe council, effective next month. .. , Q In hi formal explanation to th public Mr, Ringer commends his selection for the position and it the same time gives recognition to Chief Dempsey by declaring his intention to take care of him in an equitable manner. He further de dares that "this change is directly in line with my pre-election pledge to the people of Omaha," and expresses hope that he has now found "the last ing solution of Omaha's police problem." This hope we share with the commissioner, although we must confess with some dubious ness, for, as everyone knows, the past troubles of our police department are not chargeable to the failure of the successive chiefs of police so much as to the constant interference with) them by their superior officers. Mr. Ringer, himself, when he assumed charge of the police department, made another pledge, which was that every man in it should .have a fair chance to make good, but this pledge he has pot carried out so far as Chief Demptcy is concerned. Chief Dempsey has been no more the head of the polic; department under Mr. Ringer than he was under Mr. Kugel. So long as captains and sergeants and detectives art made by the superintendent regardless of the recommendations of the chief of police, and sub ordinates "work out" of the superintendent's office instead of under orders from end responsK bility to the head of the force, the police depart ment is bound to be at cross purposes, demoral ized and Inefficient, If he is to succeed, the new chief of police, when he takes hold, will have to have the free hand which has been denied to his predecessor. Otherwise Omaha's police problem will be as far from the lasting solution as ever. "Hindenburg Line" Crumbling, The fall of Queant, followed by the reported evacuation of Lens, is the most noteworthy achievement of the Allies campaign of offensive. White' the enforced withdrawal of the Huns from all the ground they seized ll l result of the tremendous effort of the spring and early summer is not to be minimized, it does not hold the por tent of the penetration of the strongly fortified and stubbornly defended "Hindenburg line," on which the Germans pinned their hopes. Particu larly has the so-called Drocourt-Quean) sector been considered impregnable by the German high command. When the Canadians were held up at Lens, two years igo, and when Byng's thrust at Cambrai broke down, the faith of the Hun inNhis defense along that part of the battle front was made absolute. Reportf coming from, there now bring the cheering news that this part of the wall built to support the kaiser ia crumbling fast. It has been penetrated at its south and at its north ends, and the enemy ia retiring from positions he has so long held. The possibilities of this victory are so extensive that care must be exercised in con sidering them. At least, it involves an extensive change of positions in order to rectify the Ger man line, and this may carry with the retirement of Prince Rupprecht's army from its hold on the coast The x withdrawal under pressure which gives little opportunity for reorganization of shat tered forces may take the beaten Germans far back of their prepared positions. Other parts of the lines, from St Quentin to Ypres are under assault, and the probability of seeing francs and a considerable portion of Flanders fidded i the Hun before winter is not too remote to consider. The beginning of the end seems to be in sight Recognition of the Czecho-Slovaks, The simple announcement by the secretary of state 'that the Czecho-Slovaks have been recog nized as I co-belligerent nation contains a great fact that will probably become one of the fea tures of the present war. It is more than a mere acknowledgment of the aspirations of a people long submerged by tyrannical oppression In. it is contained the death knell of the Austrian eav pire. Czechs and Slavs, both, north and south, Poles and Latins, who have suffered for genera tions under the despotism, of the Hapshurg dy nasty, now can see an end to their bondage, and the coming realization of their longing for a gov ernment of their own. Their contribution to the armies of liberty, already great, will be made the larger end more effective, now that their own freedom is assured, - They are indeed fighting for themselves. Thoso of the races involved, who have lived to long In America, and have so earn estly labored t bring about this result must re joice that their fins,) victory is t hand. The em bryo Cecho-Slovak republic will be welcomed by the people of the United States with sympathy and a 'promise of assistance far its future. German cjgar factories are to, close because their tobacco supply is about exhausted. . Back to dried grape leave and sumac but orac to think Of it, does sumac grow in Germany? '. . . u-1 , i ga Hindenburg is eminently correct in, atating that the Huns are now on the, defeosive-ftot a very good defensive at that. , ' The Lichnowsky Memorandum - By Professor Munroe Smith oj Columbia University Critical interpretation and discussion of this most important war docu ment by one of the world's foremost authorities on historical jurispru dence and the study of comparative international law. II. The chief value of Prince Lichnowsky's memorandum lies in the' fact that he rejects and helps to disprove every plea in justifica tion of Germany's conduct that has been ad vanced since the outbreak of the world war by Germany's official apologists. His testi mony is of especial value in refuting the Ger man assertion that, for s long period before the war. France, Russia and ureat Britain had been united in efforts to check German commercial expansion, and to deny to Ger many, a newcomer among the great powers, its iust share in the exploitation of the world's undeveloped resources. By their m- . . f i r . l trlguei uermany was nemmea n, or, as me Germans put it, "encircled." In this conspi racy of epcirclement Great Britain, as the na tion most seriously menaced in its economic interests by German competition, was the arch conspirator. For its selfish purpose! it supported the French desire to recover Alsace-Lorraine and the Russian desire to gain access to the Mediterranean-desires de? scribed as French lust for revenge and Rus sian lust tor conquest. We see today that the encirclement theory was one of the most valued drugs in Berlin's political medicine closet. It was t once an anodyne, by which the German people were made to bear more quietly the growing bur den of armaments, and a stimulant adapted to fire them with a sense of wrong and a con viction that by war alone could they obtain satisfaction. Germany's encirclement could also be represented, and was represented, as a prelude to aggressive action by the encir cling powers. Failing to stifle German com petition by diplomatic wiles, these powers would sooner or later seek to crush Germany in war, Thus the German people were pre pared to look upon a European war either as necessary, in order to gain free field for their industry and trade, or as Inevitable for the defense of the Fatherland. And, since these different notions were simultaneously presented to them, and were not dissociated In their minds, the German people were adroitly prepared to regard an aggressive war, when ever it should please Germany to start it, either-as a "preventive" war that is, a war to anticipate attack-r-or as a war of defense. When war should come, the encirclement plea could of course be used, as in fact it was used, influence neutral opinion. The the ory was primarily constructed, however, for domestic use. Lichnowsky attacks the ' encirclement theory on two sides. He asserts, in the first place, and adduces new evidence to prove, that the rapprochement between Great Britain and Russia was no offensive con spiracy, but a defensive entente. The provo cative policy pursued by Germany during the years preceding the world war had awakened general distrust of Germany's intentions. It was this distrust, more than anything else, that brought Great Britain into closer touch with France and with Russia. Germany was not isolated by the wiles of its neighbors; it isof ted itself by its own conduct. Lichnowsky shows, in the second place and here his testimony is of the greatest value because of the position he held in Lon don during the two years immediately pre ceding the warthat English jealousy of Germany's commercial and industrial devel opment had come to be outweighed in the minds of English manufacturers and . mer chants, by their recognition that Germany bad become England's best customer. He testifies that Sir Edward Grey s. policy, sup ported by the JbngUsi premier, did not aim to exclude Germany from competition in the world's markets, or even to arrest Germany's colonial development On the contrary, Grey was anxious to adjust all disputes be tween Great Britain and Germany .in the field of world politics, as he had previously adjusted-alt such disputes between Great Britain and. Russia, He was ready to accord to Germany spheres of economic, influence and of eventual political control in those parts of the world in, which the competition of the great powers was keenest Not only was he willina: to meet Germany half way, but he was even disposed to accord to Germany, notably as regards the Congo, opportunities and expectancies which, to the German am- uas5(tuur a surprise, ucum ikimikv 6i-. The African and the Basrdad treaties which Lichnowsky negotiated gave substantial ad vantages, as he points out, to German com merce, industry and finance. They also gave the German empire important colonial expec tations. Why were these treaties not wel comed in Berlin? Why was the Bagdad treaty not concluded? Why was the African treatv accented onlv after long delay, and only on the eve of war, when its ratification was no lonirer oossihle? Lichnowsky's ex planation, that his rivals in German govern mental circles grudged him successes so con spicuous, is equally characteristic and un convincing. . The chief point in controversy, he tells us, was ' (at least as regards the African treaty) that of publication. Sir Edward Grey insisted that the treaty should be pub lished; Berlin insisted that it should be kept secret The most plausible argument for secrecy, advanced by Berlin, namely, that the partition of the Portuguese colonies into spheres pf influence and of pre-emption would so ortend fpnuguese reeling tnat uer man entrepreneurs would be unable to obtain concessions, is rightly characterized by Lich nowsky as a pretext England, as he points out, held Portugal in the hollow Of its hand: He might have added that, under the circum- cfon m a anu Pnv tiiorn ac rontmpnt wntlllf probably direct itself primarily against Great Britain, and that, if Great Britain could take the risk, Germany surely could. Even, more absurd (although vc-n Jagow still endorses it) is the pretext that, if the German people had learned that Great Britain was conceding rights of pre-emption in the colonies of Por tugal, there would have been an outcry against British "perfidy" which would have embarrassed the uertnan government and fas von Taarow now suecests') would have vitiated the "good atmosphere" which the Berlin foreign office desired to create ia An-, glo-German relations. It is, however, not easy to believe that in the Germany of the 20th century there would have been a general ethical revolt against any British, action that was advantageous to Germany. The probable explanation, the probable reason why Berlin was willing to ratify the treaty but unwilling to publish it, was that its publication would have shaken, and might even have destroyed, the fiction of encircle ment, it the Uerman people had been per mitted, in 1913 or in 1914, to read treaties by which Great Britain accorded to Germany the economic control of Mesopotamia and of important parts of Africa, the belief in Ger many'a encirclement which the German gov ernment had created, and which it needed for the coming war, would have been seri ously undermined. Yon Jagow's reply to Lichnowsky shows that the opposition on wich the African and Bagdad treaties were wrecked was neither made nor suported in the Berlin foreign, office. The Berlin foreign secretary also de sired a rapprochement with Great Britain and favored the ' ratification of the Grey Lichnowsky treaties. This leaves but one possible conclusion. The opposition was higher up, in the militarist-Junker entourage of the emperor. Tha in these circles there could be little enthusiasm for arrangements which would primarily subserve the interests of German commerce is quite intelligible. For decades the Junkers had witnessed with growing distaste and apprehension the rap idly increasing wealth of the middle classes. This new wealth was lessening the relative power and the prestige of their own order. Least of all were they disposed to welcome arrangements which would further enrich German merchants, manufacturers and bank ess, if, these arrangements tended to avert, or even to postpone, war; for it was to war they looked tos, re-establish their threatened pres tige and to assure their 'dominant influence in Prussia and in -the empire. (To Be ContinuedTomorrow.) Poppies Bloom on Battlefields War correspondents, writing from the Flanders front have mentioned the great masses of flaming scarlet poppies that spring up within a few months after each battle on the hlood-soaked fields. An appropriate flower for the battlefield is the poppy, for, looked upon in some parts of the; world as the symbol of death, many profess to see a happier sign in the old superstition that the markings in its center are the outline of the cross. There appears to be a real connec tion between these flowers and the blood which has been poured out, for the same thing has been mentioned by historians who have recorded the stories of the countless battles fought in this "cockpit of Europe." Macauley has a paragraph about it m his de scription of the battle of Landen, fought in this region in 1693 by the English under WiU ham III end the French commanded by Marechal de Luxembourg. It runs: "The region, renowned as the battlefield, through many ages, of the greatest powers of Europe, has seen only two more terrible days, the day of Malplaquet and the day of Waterloo. During many days the ground was strewn with skulls and bones of men and horsesi and with fragments of hats and shoes, saddles and holsters. The next sum mer the. oilt fertilized with 20.000 corpses, broke forth into millions of poppies. The traveler who on the road from Saint Trond to Tirlemont, saw that vast field of ricl scari let spreading from Landen to Neerwmden, could, hardly help fancying tha.t the figurative prediction of the Hebrew prophet was liter ally accomplished, that the earth was dis charging its blood and refusing to cover the ilain.V-Kew'York Post , List to the Hun Scream The German presa shrieks the discovery that arms taken from a regiment of Ameri cat troops prove to be sawed-off shotguns carrying buckshot, contrary to the Geneva convention. If our troops are using a weapon em ployed against express car bandits, who has a better right to complain than the Germans? They have merely introduced poison gas and liquid fire; poisoned wells; left man traps in retreat torpedoed merchant ships carrying women and children as passengers; set sav-? age dogs and equally savage keepers on pris oners of war; sunk hospital ships and bombed field hospitals, and taken civil pris oners, women and children, into slavery. Their regard tor Oeneva rules and. nague rules is well known. They beaan by tearing up their Belgian treaty as a scrap of paper, and they have continued Dy aiding ineir Turkish and Bulgarian allies in exterminat ing the Serbian. Roumanian and Armenian population of coveted territory, Levying il legal requisitions and hacking down frqit trees and pillaging convents are minor pleasantries. Upon a Christian nation thus scrupulous to a fault in making war those inhuman Americans descend with new ways and wiles. Whether they use shotguns or not, they cer- tainly aim rifles with disconcerting skill and do not blush to stalk machine-gun nests In dian fashion instead of walking confidingly up o. bet shot No wonder the Germans, whose gent'e manners are the amazement of the world, clamor for justice. New York Wosld. ncsz One Year Ago Today In the War. Russiana retreated from. Bts Germans retired (row a brod belt east of Yprea. ..Eleven persona killed and St in jured In a German air raid on London. The Dav Wo Celebrate. " ' Luther Ia Kountze. vice president of the First National panic, born tT4. James H. Wintersteen, contracting gent tor the Standard Bridge com pany, born Mi. . James I " Toraanek, pharmacist horn ISM. , Simon Lake. Inventor of the aven keel lypa pf submarine now in use by the navies or in woria, corn ai neas autvUlelN. J I years ago. -Rear Admiral Corwln P. Re, tt, & K retired, born at Belly, O, 19 years go. - - Henry Lefavaur, president of 81m mom college), bora &l saiem, naaa, n vara azo. -; - Clarenea W, Walker, outfielder of the Philadelphia Americas league base ball team, bora a Denver 11 This D ia History. ' 1870 On receipt of the news from gedan, Gambetta and other rrencn liberals assumed to depose the em' ptror and establish' a republic. 1887 Irish National league met in eeiiance n the queens proclamation. ISUwGermana crossed the , River aiarne on their march south. . ' J ust $0 Years Ago Today ' Workmen ar now extended mlong Harnsv street from Slxtuanth fetroaf some grading, others putting in con crete anq otaers sun wonting tne blocks. Ed Rothery's display of carrier pig- eons at the fair is attracting great t teotloa. . County Clerk Roche issued quar-' terly papers for US prisoners. . The LuUdtng- Inspector issued build ing permit during, the month of Au gust ggrega,ting the value of t48, j78. A marriage license was issued to Alex Gavin and. Miss Mary Marts, both residents of Omaha. The Bank of Omaha 'has been m- corporated by Frank V. Wassarmaa, Charles Breasted, August Benson. M. 8, Powell Md C P. Nsedham, The authorised capital la 1110,009, 1 , - . Here and There Scotland has over 18,000 sons and. daughter who eonversa only ia Gaelic The steamboat and the first prac tical sewing machine were American inventions. j Normandy has a town called O, Holland a river T, Sweden a village named. A and China, a city V More tobacco is smoked per head In the United States than in any other country except Holland., The average number of . horses killed in, Spanish bull fights every year exceeds MjKO, while from WOO to 1,300 bulla ara sacrificed, It has been found that the age of a fish may be read, from its scales. These increase ia else by annular growths, two rings being formed each year, , A bottle of wlnej 1,800 years old. waa dng out of a Roman toroh at tiuayfr, in Bavaria, . Th seal was broken and the wine proved to ba in excellent condition, - ( ' Ctiarlea Currier ia the last pf a group of aged persons who lived on adjacent farms in Warner, N. H, The oldest of the fiva attained a century, and the youngest lived to the age of 4 ...... J . . " T jtoh auu buk monms. , It a bigamy case m Russia a few years ago the prisoner, a beautiful yovng woman, admitted that she had ten married to. IS husbands, run ning away from each in turn and taking all their portable prpperty .with her, , v Center Shots ! Baltimore American: German air plans have received a serious setback The same is true of the Teuton hot air offensives. Minneapolis Journal: Those hand picked German kings for small na tions will last like snowballs in the corn belt in the final roundup. Kansas City Star: Th French es timate of Foch's ability is now being confirmed from the highly - corapa, tent source of the Germait newspaper military critics. , Louisville Courier-Journal One of the staunch supporters of the admin-, lstration in the matter at the ' man power bill is Otto. Kahn. Let us hope that the kaiser may read the name la the news occasionally, . Detroit Free Press) British officers say they would rather fight Turks than Germans, because the Turks al ways fight fair. The German soldier has thoroughly besmirched, the char acter of the German people, Philadelphia Lednreri It is easy to understand why German prisoners in this country should not want to go home; but the lot of American pris oners In Germany is hot so happy, and. i hs the interest of these that tne government is bound, ta consider. New YorK gerald: Without st temptlng to go. iuta details concern ing the subject matter of reports which the secretary of war rightly believes should not he transmitted abroad, it may be suggested that somebody In Washington owes as apology to Mr, GuUon, Borglum. Twice Told Tales Conservation. . Ha was not a good card player. He admitted it. But that was no reason why his partner should be so disa greeable whenever he made mistakes After a particularly glaring error the pestering partuer turned on him. 'Why dldat you follow my lead?? he asked. "If I followed anybody's, air," ex claimed the novice, hotly, "it certainly wouldn't be yours." His partner snorted and subsided. But in the next hand he threw down his cards in desperation. "Look here!" he cried. "Didn't yon see me call fop a spade or club? HSve you no black suit'' "Yes, I have,' cried the novice with warmth. "But I'm keeping it for your funeral," Rehoboth Sunday Herald. Blessed Carnegie. Andrew Carnegie is now 13 and resting on his oars, but he loves to 'reminisce,' and the folowing is one of bis favorite stories: "A tourist stopped in front of a handsome bqilding and asked a Immoral urhnt it worn - The public library, sir,' replied uo man, piess air. carnegia, who gave t to us:1 ' 'You don't look as though yon Itad much literary taste,1 observed the tourist. Oh, I don't use the library, said the man, "but my ole woman's got the Job of cleaning H 9uti "-Boston Globe. 7 Wage for Fighting lien. Auburn, Neb.. Sept 1. To the Ed itor of The Bee: Wt believe every loyal Americas citizen believes ia fair ness to all citizens of our country and are willing ta do their part to help win the war. Soldiers we must have to fight the battles against the Huns (formerly called Germans), now ene mies of the whole world, and we now have a, million or two already ever there, and sending mora most every day, or the Bneat specimens of man hood that ever facod a foe, aid every loyal American must feel his heart swell within him when ha thinks of that grand army oi young citizen sol diers now In France facing the most barbarous enemy of liberty and hu manity that the world has ever known. Will they, with our allies, win the war? Every loyal citizen knows they will win, but we who are left at home must do our part to help them; their part is to kill Hun soldier and work day and night (we do not war on women and children, a the Hun does and face the big guns of the Huns. - We who a-.. left at home and oat of the danger of bullets should be more ready to do our part Our part is to raise the foodstuff to supply our army and navy and allies. Can we do it? Yes, and no mistake about it And now comes the fairness I spoke of." We believe all ablebodled men should be drafted, some to farm and raisa foods, soma to manufacture mu nitions of war, soma to build ships, I sorae to manufacture clothing tor our army, and soldiers to fight tha bat tles. Can any loyal American citizen come forward and say why all these men shouM . t be reated alike and paid the same wages, or nearly so? We believe that if anyone should profiteer in this war it should be the men wV fight our battles. . M. BURRESS. Appreciation. Lincoln, Sept J. To the Editor of The Bee: I want to express to you in the most hearty possible way my ap preciation of your ..ersonal note about Our new commander-in-chief, past de partment commander, C. E. Adams. It was a splendid thing for you to do, and to do it so generously. As I think you know, I have been deeply interested for 4S years m the public affairs of Nebraska. I knew your father very well; while we did not always agree as to the attitude of the republican party, I appreciated his force of character and the work he did for Nebraska. 1 These are mighty days and you have a greater opportunity than ever. HARMOX BROSS. MIRTHFUL REMARKS. "Don't you think congrewnian oucht to Bava a longer term than two yeant" I "I nave tomeume thought ao, but thaia asema to b no great clamor for a ohange. So 1 Infer that moat people consider two years long enough, to et a congressman go without an accountlng."J.oulvlUo Courier-Journal Are ' Toil & Anmnr.ra nnnhlln..," asked the man who ilwuvm nut, talk politic. 'I dunno." remond1 tha man hi l- thlnklng about other things. "Are you?" wasnington Star. Uncle Bill, hearing an explosion to the Immediate, neighborhood, laid to his small nephew, sitting in th automobile beside him: "Get out. Jimmy, and look at tha tlra and se if it ia flat" T " look pretty good," said Jimmy upon Inspection; "It's only flat on the bottom aide." Everybody's Magazine. 'I wonder how far the government control ef tha telephone, will Mtend." , "I hope It will control the conversation of my wlfa and the oelghbars'-rHte. Mr riethush. consider her a perfect lady. Mrs. Benaonhurat WelL I don't "Why not?" "Well, tor one thing, her hair is not her own." Yonkera Statesman. STRATEGIC RETIREMENT, Achl I am one retreater groat! When I am. running I'm a winner. I only take this hurried gait So I may be at home for dinner. Besides, the speed vita which I go Makes some pursuer stub bis toe! I had htm down: by strategy I got position underneath. I had him down; to prove It, he Compressed my nose between his teeth. And when his Jaws the foe unbent 1 let him go and then I went! The Frenchmen hit me on the left; The Yankees hit ma on the right. And, tired of being rauttandjeffed, I dropped abruptly out of eight. Why did J duck! You ask me. brother t So those two men could hit each other! , You think me beaten when I fleet You say that I have got my licking T You much mistake the strategy That makes me take an English kicking. I let him boot ma o'er and o'er ?' Because H make his feet so sore! ' Ja! when I go back, back. ' more hack, I da not hunt a safe poai.au. I seek to mat) the Allies lack j A good supply of ammunition. They shoot at me when there I'm notl Achl suth a waste of costly shot) So when you see me run and run,' Remember I'm a foxy Teuton And that the war I will, have, won If I just scoot on. scoot on. scoot on! My flight brings on a new-style death: i -ML. M . I . , . I . ... mo loeniea, BnaainK, ose tneir Dream: John O'Keeio lu Wew York World, Over Here and There,-, The kaiser is at Bad yauhaim. the! x crown prince at home and Prince -Rupprecht of Bavaia on a vacation, t Royalty wisely gets'beyond the range: of allied guns. , Qne of the recent slams of the In4 dustrtal War board lands on the eaat era makers of the so-called "Navajo blankets." , No objection to the Na vajo Indian doing tha Job at homoj Only those who faked the trademark! are hit 'The man who broke the bank at, Monta Carlo" will note with sorae in terest that the notorous gamblng re sort is doing mighty little business these days. Americans have been offered the plaije as a leave resort dur ing the war. New methods of handling and ex peditlng mail to and from the Amer ican forces in Prance have been put into effect. It is a huge Job, with many obstacles to overcome. Start and Stripes says the home-going mail alone averages 8,600,000 letters; week. 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