3 C THE OMAhA SUNDAY BEE: AUGUST 2o, 1918. VAUDEVILLE AND MOVIES FOR BOYS WITH M. ARMY Knights of Columbus Plan This ." Form of Amusement for Every Division in France." A movie and vaudeville theater. sportine goods emporium and canteen, all on wheels that's what the Knights of Columbus are going to havt with every American amy division in France. Stars and Stripes, official publica tion of the American expeditionary forces, in a late issue reports that 10 of these triplicate joy bnngers are ready to move out now, and will pro ceed to their destinations as soon as . official travel permits the secretaries to cross. 1 he army organ gives these details of the program: Mounted on auto trucks and trailers, each one of the outfits is going to move under its own power wl Ither it listeth, with a tent, three secretaries, a movie machine, boxing gloves and base ball outfits aboard. Once arrived at a divisional area whether up front or in the rear i doesn't matter the secretary in charge is going to pick out the most convenient place to dump the whole thing; and within halt a day thereafter he and his helpmates (and the odds are he will not lack for them) will have the whole blooming four-ring circus ready to do business at the ! same new stana. -, Then, when the divison moves, all that the secretary and his assistants will have to do will be to dump all their stuff on the auto trucks and trailers again, fall In in their proper station in the line and move with the i division. The division simply can't lose 'em, so long as the gas and the ! tires hold out and the boche shells don't connect with the paraphernalia ' of les Chevaliers de Colomb, as the natives call them. The way divisions are moving for ward it seems to be a pretty fairly logical way to solve the nut problem, say the Knights of Columbus men. Canteen Attached. While this Knights of Columbus department-store-afloat, this caravel of cheer, will have a regular canteen i ' attached, nothing in that canteen I " smokes, sweets, paper, reading matter and what-not is to be sold. What ever the Knights of Columbus has is going to be given away. There may not be an awful lot, but there 11 be j 1 ;; enough to go once abound every time i the outfit comes around. And the ; Knights of Columbus further declares I that it proposes to stick to that until the kaiser's future abode becomes a y it place to put a skating rink. As for the men who will man these portable; huts (tents, rather), the knights of Columbus authorities plan .'. to send, as far as possible, the same men to the same divisions that is, to have the secretaries who looked out ' for certain divisions back in the states go right along .up with their old charges. .Incidentally, the Knights of Columbus announce that, until further 'n6tite, they are going to have an aver . age of 50 secretaries landing in France each week. As far as entertainment goes, the Knights are going to specialize on . athletics, particularly boxing. - The Knights, on principle, are not going' to send any women workers into the Jfield. They are going to specialize on secretaries and chap lains. With this exception, however Ruth Roland and Mary Pickford have . promised to send the movie depart ment new films of themselves every month. And Secretary Charles Ber- gen, who persuaded the two women to do so, further announces that Mack Sennett's Keystone bathing girls will also be over (by proxy, by proxy I), as will a certain hitherto unheard-of ! Anglo-American by the name of S Charles J. Chaplin. ! , Mothers-in-Law in China ! As Well as In America v. . The many jokes and innuendoes about the mother-in-law are a source .of wonder to people who think, be cause the average mother-in-law neither deserves such obloquy, nor does she possess, here in the west, the means to make herself so power fully unpleasant, should her ambition lie that way. . ,,. ' ' The person responsible for the mother-in-law joke must have been a Chinese, and to that person it would be no joke,' The mother-in-law can be relegated to the joke-shop in Eu rope and America, but not in the Orientl As a child the future mother-in-law,, - except in modern upper class families, is despised because she is a girl. At an early age she is betrothed, for that merely means selling her for a v.". good sum to another family, who will certainly get the money's worth out of her.. Ordinarily she goes to live with her future husband's family, aa'aoon as they have paid for her. Scant consid eration she receives there a poor, , homesick little girl, afraid to shed tears where they will be seen, and nothing more or less a slave to her sometime mother-in-law, ' - In her early "teens' she is married to someone of whom she knows little and whom she may loathe with all her nature. He may be a gambler, a suf ferer from an incurable disease, even '- " idiot, and she has absolutely no protection from him, except through suicide. ' Even though her husband be a de- cent and kindly man, yet she is his to do as he chooses with, and still more is she the helpless victim of her . mother-in-law's whims. If she is the wife of the youngest son, she is also the slave to the wives of the other sons, Among the lower classes she does the most incredible amount .of man ual labor, under, distressing condi ' tions. . "y v. Nor is there any escape for her from this terrible treadmill, except hy bearing and rearing sons, who, through their betrothals, will supply her with slaves and relief from her life of drudgery that is. when her mother-in-law dies! World Out look. , ' ' Ob th Wron Trail. ,, "I want to en of thorn regular, aara- . MDUfh, plctarecqu cowboys," atd th nw . -. ; arrival la Crlmaoa Gulch. You'r too .far aaat, on," rajolntd . Bronco Bob. Th numt (ura-anouf h, ple turnaqa cowboy I know tt I la a mortar j.ictura studio awar vrtr, in Von Angela." M'aahinaon Star, Wesleyan University A ' S3 tv- i ' rh uA 'Hi Ore Shipments from Great Lakes Break All Records Ore shipments from Great Lakes ports promise to break all records this year, if the showing made in July can be maintained for the remainder of the navigation season. In sending forward 10.659.203 tons of ore in July all previous records for that month were broken. The figures represent an increase of 417,570 tons over the high record established in July of last year, and bring the total ore move ment of the season to August 1, up to 29,608,933. The movement for the same period a year ago was 26,376,768 tons. . Shipments of bituminous coal in July fell below the expected amonnt by about 900,000 tons. Approxi mately 4,000,000 tons were loaded during the month. Paved Streets to Suburbs Add to Beauty of Lincoln llllllllllIIIMll!lllltM!lll!t!!!ll;ll!!lll'(1llltltlll'l'IIIIMHIl'l ftTtiummntmiiiiUMii'imwunm 3 i i Harris - Sartor Jewelry Co. 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There are 85 miles of pavement in and abont Lincoln, passing through residence districts, where the tall trees arch overhead and the gardens are gay with flowers, through the wholesale section and among the of fice buildings and out past green fields and amid the waving corn. No matter how muddy the day, Lincoln hosts can always show their guests the beauties of the city and its environs, spending a pleasant aft ernoon on the boulevards and drives of the city. French Thrift. If Franc lack th builnes enterprise if Germany and England ah ha an unfallinf economic asset In her famoua thrift While th peaaant and Industrial laborer have been jiaylnr 100 per cent more for Uvlnt expense than bofor th war, and -while they hare been taking up liberty loans, they have at the aama time been Increasing their deposit In some saving banks, and I think their total deposits. For culture. 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HOLSTEIN SALE IS i L S I i v f i --4V 'I J? 1 I I " iy V Ci" "J C 1 it I m lf w ) "" I 1 : J ( j ft f VX sir iis , i - KING GERBEN LINCOLN NO. 124930. Several Nebraska Holstein breeders will dispose of their surplus stock and Shirley Wilson of Omaha will dis perse his entire herd at the Union Stock Yards' Sale Pavilion, South Omaha, Neb., Tuesday, October 15, 1918. Sev enty head will be sold, including ten daughters and grand-daughters of KING SEGIS PONTIAC, a daughter of JO-. ,HANNA M'KJNLEY SEGIS, out of a daughter of King Segis Pontiac and her yearling heifer by a son of Johanna Mc Kinley Segis.' This is the first time this breeding has ever been offered in a sale ring in Nebraska. a brother to the sires or dams of SEGIS FAYNE JO HANNA, 50.68; FANCHER FARM MAXIE, 46.84; MABEL SEGIS KORNDYKE, 40.32; also 37 others with records of from 30 to 30.7 pounds of butter in seven days. Also six daughters of KALMUCK SKYLARK JO HANNA, sire of Niva Kalmuck, Nebraska's champion cow, with a record of 45.24 pounds of butter in seven days.f " . - As a special attraction to this sale LADY GERBEN JOHANNA has been consigned. She is one of KAL MUCK SKYLARK JOHANNA'S best daughters and is now being specially fitted to go on test at her next fresh ening, due October 26, 1918, ten days after the sale. She made over 23 pounds as a senior 3-year-old and we have every reason to believe she will crowd her sister, NIVA KALMUCK, for first honors. Get her if you can. She will make you money no matter what you pay for, her. H. C. Langan has consigned a beautiful young daugh ter of Sir Ormsby Skylark No. 47010., She is a sister to ' Duchess Skylark Ormsby, the undefeated world's cham pion cow, having produced over 1,500 pounds of butter in a year. You seldom have an opportunity to buy one of this kind. The University of Nebraska will consign three excel lent young bulls, all out of dams with creditable A. R. O. records and sired by KING GERBEN LINCOLN No. 124930. He is the highest priced son of KATY GER BEN, the world records cow, as a 3-year-old and the eighth long-time producer in the world. He is a brother of KALMUCK SKYLARK JO HANNA, the sire of NIVA KALMUCK, Nebraska's first 40-pound cow and the sixth largest record cow in the world. KING GERBEN LINCOLN is sired by KING SEGIS . HENGERVELD VALE, with ten A, R. O. daughters and- His sire is out of a daughter of HENGERVELD DE KOL, with 116 A. R. O. daughters, ten above 30 pounds and 68 others with records of from 20 to 29.8 pounds of butter in seven days. These fine native sons of Nebraska, whose ancestors, are classed among the world's greatest producers, 'are fit to head any herd. Take one of them home. Let the University of Nebraska be working'f or you. Shirley Wilson of Omaha will disperse his entire herd at this sale. He has exercised extreme care in the selec tion of his individuals, which include RAG APPLE KORN DYKE CLYDE as herd sire; his dam and sire's dam both have records above 31 pounds of butter in seven days and he is one of the best individuals in the state. There are .also four daughters of KALMUCK SKYLARK JOHAN- NA, a daughter of King Segis Lyons; two daughters of RAG APPLE KORNDYKE BOON, including their calves and yearling heifers. The dispersion of this fine herd offers an exceptional opportunity to get some of the best breeding in the state at your own price. The consigners are: University of Nebraska, B. B. Davis, Omaha ; S. H. Wilson, Omaha ; H. C. Langan, Oma ha; Dwight Williams, Omaha ; F. B.ldous, Omaha; C. J.. Furry, Franklin, Neb. , . , v For particulars write Dwight William, 4110t Davenport street, Omaha, Neb. Business Pulling Literature properly representing your merchandise is a Good Investment Printing done by us will bring results Woodruff Bank Note Co. 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