THE BEE: OMAHA, FRIDAY, JULY 19, 1918. The Omaha Bee DAILY (MORNING) EVENING SUNDAY FOUNDED BY EDWARD E03E WATER VICTOR ROSEWATER, EDITOR " ' THE BEB PUBLISHING COMPANY. PROPRIETOR. MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS Tha imiuo fnm. a ttw Iht i a mmm. is miatnto mtlUsS to tbt ass tor publication of all am dittot ersdltsd to tt or aot otiMnrlM gradtud In this ptiwt. and also tha loeai o.w vaMithsd hwtia. 411 Hints of ouWlcsttoo of out spaeial duoatflw an to Memt .. ' - OFFICES Omsna-rbs KM Mulidlna. Chiono Pwptrs 0s Balldloa, Souls Onh-ffll K. Bfc Nw lort-SM fWi A. CouneU Blurfs-U R. lUla St LfluliKew Bs of Comma Unooln Lluls BuildtBI, Waitunitoa 1311 0 St ' JUNE CIRCULATION Daily 69,021 Sunday 59,572 Aftraia etwolsUoa far IM moatk. sobsortHad tad mora to b Dit Wi 1114m. Orouluioa Masai. . Subscriber Waving the elly ahould hare Tha Baa saalltd to them. Addraaa chancas aa aftaa aa raquaated. . -. -.: THE BEE'S SERVICE FLAG. a Hill" ! Over the topi On to Berlin? All right; let's got .Still, it did not need an air flight to cinch "Uncle Mose" Kinkaid'a grip on his constituency. , Don't let anyone believe that Jhere ii no more work for the State Council of Defense in Ne braska. ' Some office seekers think they are fooling" someone when they camouflage behind petitions asking them to go on the ballot Consolidation of telegraph offices is also in jrospecU The government can do t lot 6i things it would not let the private companies do. Judged by its jabs at the city commissioners, the loss of that city official advertising has evi dently loured the sweet disposition of our hy phenated contemporary. , Mr. McAdoo ought to find little in the way o! routing freight over roads with lightest grades. That is what the railroad men were doing in all cases where the regulations did not interfere. "MetV platform gives no consideration to the Hyphenates and kaiser-coddlers. That makes sure ho will get no aid or comfort from the hyphen- ated newspaper over which "Met" once presided as chief editor. '"' ' " President Wilson is quoted as telling the democratic congressman from 'this district that he hopes to see him re-elected. He doubtless Jells that to every democratic congressman, but who has heard of him saying it to a republican .ongressman? "Politics is adjourned." A nation that Invented poison gas, flame throwers, trench clubs, and other similar imple ments and methods; that drops bombs on base hospitals, school houses, sleeping hamlets, links sassenger ships without warning; desecrates churches, defiles private homes, and has commit ted all manner of unspeakable villainies and acts if cussedness, doel well to shrink from the saw4 d-off shotgun. It may help the kaiser a little if he keeps in mind that that weapon was designed to deal with evil-doers who had put themselves outside the pale of the law of God and man, and that it is just fulfilling its mission when used .gainst the Hun. ' EVERYONE HIS OWN PLATFORM MAKER. One of the practical results of the direct'pri mary as practiced in Nebraska is to make every one who offers himself for the suffrages of the people his own platform maker. Whether this is a good thing or a bad thing depends upon the,point of view. The candidate, on starting out for the nomination, outlines the propositions for which he wishes to stand in some kind of a letter or address made to fit his particular record and qualifications. We still have party platforms, framed and promulgated by party conventions, but they are not formulated in this state until the time for the candidates to make their filings has expired and, therefore, not until after the personal platforms have been put out. The party as an organization is expected to be responsible for the fulfillment of its platform promises, and yet, the party platform and the candidates' platforms nearly always conflict or overlap. As a consequence one or the other must later be either disregarded or disclaimed. The personal platform, therefore, not only de stroys party responsibility but stimulates a throwing of hooks with every kind of variegated bait promising to catch a few stray votes. In stead of being a declaration of principles, the tendency is to a patch-quilt composition, too long to command even casual reading and brushed aside without even being preserved for future ref erence. There- is a chance, especially this year, for party platform makers to reform their ways and hit the target. If they give us the same old per functory stuff, no one will take any notice of it. Has Foch Determined to Advance? After standing for three days, in the parlance of the prize ring, "toe to toe and trading wallops" with the Germans, the Franco-American forces launched a forward movement and gained much ground between the Aisne and the Marne. Prior to this, and during the three days of stubborn fighting in which the fifth German thrust was bafflled, the British had vigorously assaulted and carried many important local positions. On the showing Washington rests a belief that General Foch has determined to assume the offensive. Success for the Allies on either front of the great salient the Germans have thrust forward since March will force a retirement, and might produce a rout. The pincer movement essayed by the crown prince, whereby he hoped to envelope the defender! of the Rheims salient seems to be def initely checked, while the counter assault of the allied armies on the opposite side of the great loop, if carried on with persistence, must relieve any pressure on the danger spot. More time will be needed to fix the character of the operations now under way, but the forward movement of our forces will be the most welcome news that could come from France next to the announce ment of victory. ... V. - . 4 . M - tJ vyar oreaa ana a nungry wona. . i Opinion that our devotion to war bread will undergo abatement with the present harvest must be modified, if we do our whole duty to the hungry world. Report! from harvest fields, not only in America, but in India, France, England and elsewhere among wheat-raising countries, are most encouraging, 10 far as the total yield is concerned. Against this must be set an unusual demand. - Countries accustomed to feeding them selves are no longer able to do so. Other coun tries find their short production cut off to such extent that they must turn to America for sup plies. From ail European neutral nations cornea a request that we contribute to their lessened food supplies," from back of the lines we. get only word of present famine, certain to be increased as the season advances. All of this means that Americans must con tinue their savings and maybe go on even shorter rations. Pre-war diet no longer weights down the table of the people, but none hai suffered because of the restrictions so gently imposed. While our war bread does not measure up to the dainty once enjoyed, it looks mighty good com pared to that on' which millions of unfortunates la Europe are subsisting. Difficulty will be encountered in the way of sending food to the starving in central and east era Europe, but some means will be found to re lieve them,' Americana cannot rest, in sight of plenty with the full knowledge that millions are dying of hunger. Our war bread will taste good so long as it is flavored with the thought that we are sharing with, the needy of the world. Strike That Approaches Treason. The strike of the boilermakers in the ship yards at Oakland nearly amounts to treason. The men complain that their employers have not paid the wages agreed upon when the government ef fected a settlement and set the standard of pay. This may or may not have foundation of sub stance, but it is not a vital cause, sufficient to justify cessation of work on ships at this time. Common sense should tell these men that the American government is back of that wage agree ment, and that they will receive every cent due them. With this arrangement, they well can af ford to be at work all the time, trusting Uncle Sam to pay his workmen. To strike under the circumstances is to express distrust of the federal government and to hamper it in its prosecution of the war. Soldiers who default in face of the en emy are shot; these striking boilermakers may not receive such punishment, but their crime is equal to that of a deserting soldier. "Hostility" to the President. Just as two years ago the democrats raised the cry that republican success meant war for the United States, so now they are sending up a shout that the election of republicans to congress mean's hostility to the president. This deliberate attempt to deceive the voters sgain is quite in line with the record of the party. Mr. Wilson has had his chief and most serviceable support, in congress from republicans. His principal and most effective opposition in connection with the war has come from democrats. Sublime effront ery is required to even hint that the republican patty lacks the patriotism of the democrats. No one who is familiar with the history of the United States would be duped by such an insinuation, and the democrats are only insulting their own party members by resorting to it. Election of republicans to congress means that the war will be more vigorously prosecuted, and that the pres ident will have more efficient support in his plans for victory in the field. It also means that the home affairs of the nation will be placed again in safe hands, and that thimble-rigging back of the scene! will be over. The present cowardly attempt of the democrats to camouflage their own record by hinting that republicans are disloyal is characteristic of the party whose success depends on its ability to deceive the voters. Don't be alarmed. Nebraska hai never had a political crop failure in all of its history. War in Our Educational System Dean West of Princeton Defines the Meaning of the Conflict New York Times. Dean Andrew F. West of Princeton, long recognized as an ardent supporter of the classics in education, in a speech delivered at the general meeting of the National Edu cation association in Pittsburgh, asserted that in our education, a in the war, an "im mortal conflict" was being fought to a finish. It is the aim of the kaiser's educators to ab breviate education by nationalizing it. Dean West added, while France is fighting for the perpetuating of classical culture as the basis cf learning. Dean West's address follows, in part: "There are voices of confusion telling us that everything is changing, saying that little, if anything, of what we have held as true can be depended on for the future, and bidding us clutch at this or that panacea as the only thing to cure our ills. The past, they say, has little to teach us; for we are Americans of the twentieth century and should promptly cut loose from bygone times, methods and ideas and set up a brand new national culture of our own. In their rejection of what they call tradition, they are forgetting something; they are forget ting that the value of anything does not de pend on whether it is old or new, bnt on whether it is false or true. "They are proposing to run American edu cation, not on a record, but on a prospectus. They are, in fact, telling us to lose our mem ories and to forget what we shall forget at our peril, namely, that the past has our mam lesson to teach us and that the man who does not see behind the lurid, blinking light of this world-war its deep-lying causes tor decades and generations past, and on back to the origins, cannot understand why this war happened, nor how to prevent its happening again, nor even what it is that is now happening. For he who does not re member what has gone before has little means of judging what is happening now or ot forecasting what will come after. It is no time to forget. It is the time to remember everything and to forget, nothing. "Our struggle in the schools, as it should be in our homes, is against ignorance, the old, ancient, inveterate ignorance with which every generation is born into this world, the ignorance which must be first overcome and then enlightened by effort, hard effort, re peated effort, wisely guided effort, net alone by exertion of the teacher, but on the part of the student as well, that our young re cruits may be trained, trained, trained into an alert, disciplined, Irresistible army of knowledge. "What is the way to win? This is the question that must be answered rightly if we are to keep faith with our country. There is just one way. It is to make the proved truths of experience the one basis for our efforts and the one test of all theories offered for our acceptance. It is the test of common sense. It is also the one scientific test, for science, as Huxley put it, is nothing else than 'highly trained common sense' applied to scientific questions. Let us try by this test some of theplausible assertions that are being made. "1. One is that there should be no 'formal discipline' in studies. If this means that there should be no strict and regular train ing of the human mind, as the words natu rally imply, the test is easily made. If it means something else, we have no need to consider it. All we need to do is to remember the record of facts. This record tells us that in the world's contests the undisciplined mind has generally been beaten. "2, Another assertion is that no student should be required to take any study which is not 'interesting' to him, because if he does not like it he will get little good from it. It is hard to take this seriously. What in the world is to be done, on this basis with those who find all studies, and especially all study uninteresting?. This beguiling half-truth breaks on the hard rock of facts. "3. Some are telling us that vocational and technical education is the one thing need' ful because everyone should be taught to earn his living. So he should. And nine tenths of our youth must begin to earn their The Advertiser's Thrift KEEP BUSY I Yourself and your adver tising. Make your advertising today do twice what it did yesterday. It can. Advertising is the matchless messenger of war times. It speeds your message on wings fast as thought, and cries it in a breath from the house-tops and steeples of the nation. Whenever the government must get quick word to our people, and an answer as quick, it enlists advertising. The Liberty loans, the Red Cross campaigns, the Young Men's Christian association, Knights of Columbus, Smileage, all bear willing witness to the wonder work of advertising. For it is the great time saver, and time to do all we must do is the task of the times. Time thrift is war thrift. And advertis ing is time thrift. It is the thrifty way to get your message to your country. It is the quick educator, the sure inspirer. Be thrifty with your advertising. Don't stint it. Make the most of it. First be sure of your message, then put the efficiency test to the means of spreading it. Scrutinize your space. Usefulness has the right of way over artistry. Some advertisers are making their adver tising do double duty, working for their country selling Liberty bonds and savings stamps, as it sells for themselves. Think how you can make your advertising a two-mouthed salesman. Don't stop advertising. War time is no time to stop anything, except wasted time. Advertising has uses it never had before. Look into its new and special uses for your self. It will save time for you and your men in whatever you are doing. Use advertising to be time thrifty 'and war thrifty. William H. Rankin, American Association of Advertising Agents. living early. We grant it But this utilita rian proposal errs in forgetting some hard facts. For if this is practically all our youth are to have, then most of them are con demned in advance to a form of industrial slavery, because they would thus be trained to be little .more than animate tools for spe cial tasks, and would be largely cut off from their just chance to rise. This view overlooks the fact they are more than animate tools. They are human beings, our brothers and sisters, with minds and hearts as well as hands. "4. One more theory needs notice. It is that we are an independent nation living in the twentieth century, and should therefore have a purely American national education without reference to the past. I know no loyal American who wants anything else than that our national history should be well studied by every boy and girl in the land, and that English shall.be the only language used in our elementary schools. Is this all there is in the proposal? Then we can all accept it with enthusiasm. But it needs defi nition. For we have the right to ask whether it is meant that all elementary studies are to be exclusively national. Our own language and history for the sake of our national unity? Yes, in plenty, and then also the ele ments of universal knowledge as much as we can get. "Above the elementary education the the ory utterly fails and fails because its advo cates forgot or ignored the hard facts of history. We are part of the family of na tions, and heir to a great part of the world's heritage of freedom. "This nationalistic theory has a powerful ally. Here are his words from the famous address of December 17, 1890: "'Whoever has been through the gymna sium and has gone behinc1 the scenes knows where the trouble is. The trouble is, first of all, that we lack a truly national basis. We must take German as the foundation of tne ' gymnasium, we must educate national young Germans and not young Greeks and Romans. We must depart from the basis which has stood for centuries, the old mon astic education of the Middle Ages, in which Latin was the standard, and a little Greek. This is no longer the standard; we must make German the basis.' "This is the kaiser's own statement, the basis tf his educational policy, the theory which has been at work wrecking the Ger man education for the last 30 years. "It is well we should also hear a state ment on the othei side, made September 10, 1915, by the minister of public instruction of the French republic: " 'The classical culture should remain the object of our ardent study, even if it were only for the reason that it has transmitted to French thought the greater part of the great ideas for which we are now fighting.' "It is great to be a true American; it is greater to be a true man or woman here or anywhere. 'That all men everywhere may be free' was Lincoln's prayer. Can we not lay aside all prejudice and then read our lesson in the fiery light around us? That lesson is that no freedom is won or held without struggle and without self-denial. That lesson is that mental and moral freedom is not won or held by any human being in any land without whole-minded training in the fundamentals of knowledge, be they pleasant or unpleasant at first, whole-souled obedience to duty, 'interesting' or uninteresting, and whole-hearted devotion to the truth won and held by hard effort, not icr money, place or power, but for the sake of living decently in a recent world, made fit to be free." His Story Must Be True What prisoners taken in war say to their captors must always be heard with the ut most caution, for invariably such men have less reason to tell the truth than to please or to deceive. By making statements which they know or think will please those into whose hands they have fallen, captives can hope to get kinder treatment, while if they be made of sterner stuff they cart try to help their own side by taking the risks incidental to telling lies sure to be found out later. Prisoners of war. however, do sometimes ipeak the truth,, and occasionally they make revelations of such value that they are noth ing less than treacherous betrayals, at least from the standpoint of their recent comrades. Again and again the allies have learned irt this way of German plans and so were able to prepare for meeting them. A notable case of this was just before the great drive against Chemin des Daces, but in that instance, un fortunately, the proposed operation was car ried out successfully, in spite of the timely warning. Perhaps the warning was not be lieved., Now another German prisoner one whom General Pershing evidently believes, else would he not put the man's story on one of the communications the general so care fully prepares for publication on this side of the water has been making a disclosure. What the German said was that his regi ment, after suffering heavy losses, had re fused to obey an order to go forward again and to take the designated objective "at any cost." As, in their judgment, the cost would have been the extermination of the remainder of the regiment, and would be paid without achieving the aim set befor thm, they went backwards instead of advancing. If such a thing as that has happened be fore in the German army, it has not been reported from any front, and its occurrence now seems to indicate that German discip line and morale are weakening. We have heard many times before that they were, but subsequent events have not borne out the assertions, and they had come to be held more than dubious, except by those of us who believe what we want to believe, rather than the lessons of fact and experience. This story, coming as it does, is different from all its predecessors as regards credibility New York Times. tine Year Ago Today In the War. iMaJ. Gen. Sibert mad his first In spection of American training camp in Franca. New German chancellor declared for Pan-German policy of ruthless submarine warfare. German Reichstag adopted a peace resolution proposed by the socialists, radicals and Cathollo party. The Day Wo Celebrate. - , Israel Gluck, Investment and real -istate, born 184J. ; Brlf. Gen. John P. Wlsser, TJ. & JL retired, born In St. Louis, $6 years sgo. Rt Rev. John J. Henneaay, Catholic bibhop of Wichita, born In County Cork. Ireland, 71 years aao. Julian William Lack, Chicago Jurist ana rerormer, corn in Ban Francleco, S2 years ago.- . Dr. Charles IL Mayo of the Mayo surgical clinic, born at Rochester, Minn., as years ago. . Ttiia Tim w In ITIatnn ' .. 1814 -Samuel Colt, Inventor ot the revolver, born at Hartford, -Conn. uiea mere . anuary 10. 1863. IS 84 .General Grant asked- the president to call for 200,000 mn to reinforce the armies. I si 5 One of greatest battles - In world's history, involving 1,000,000 men and fOO-mils battle line, begun Jn Russian Poland. 1918 Germans launched new coun ter offensive Is Longueval sector, J ust SO Years Ago Today Fowler Bros, purchased their pack ing house at South Omaha from the stock yards company for a considera tion of 6S,000. The Page soap works commenced LSIM to make soap today. The city council adopted the recom mendation ot Its attorney .to' accept compromise offers from the railways for its claims In the construction of the Sixteenth and the Eleventh street viaducts. Richard M. Grimes and his brother Arthur have left for a visit to New York, stopping at Lake Minnetonka enroute. Pazton & ; VlerUng are building a beautiful office building In connection With their works, which is to cost $5,000.. It will be ready In a few weeka State Press Comment Plattsmouth Journal: But just wait, some of you war brides, until the glamor of the war is over, and you see your husbands In civilian clothes, with derby hats and wrinkly shirts and unpressed trousers. Norfolk News: "What's the Amer ican equivalent for the word 'kam erad,' which the Germans shout when they want to surrender?" someone asks. There Isn't any American equivalent There isn't any use for one In our army. Gerlng Courier: To a shebang which Isn't located exactly right to get it, we arise to remark It looks like such organizations as the water users, farm bureau, etc., would buy their printing where they expect to get their publicity. That goes for some other folks, too. Falls City Journal: The elevators are about full of wheat and the threshing has only started. The farmers see no way of gaining any thing by holding the grain unless they save It back for seed and sell It for )S pec bushel, but then everybody can't All for seed: some ot It has to be ground Into flour. Greeley Cltlien: Greeley county certainly Is in bloom at this time. Nowhere are more promising icrops growing. Go east, west, south or north and you will not find as good crops as right here in Greeley county. This fact and the present prices of farm lands ought to ba advertised far and wide. Ail Greeley county needs Is publicity. Editorial Shrapnel New York World: Berlin, now a city of Influenza, presumably took Its chills on realizing the strength of the American draft. Wall Street Journal: Are there no men of the German navy tied up in the Kiel canal who want a cleaner fight than submarine murder? New York World: An American arriving in Paris from Bucharest says the Germans have left but one cow for every tenth farm In Roumanla, which Is Germany'r way of distribut ing the milk of human kindness. New York Herald:: " In the course of the "work or fight" campaign against Idlers It develops that physi cians recognize that mortal hatred of work is due to disease. The- remedy for that dlstase should be eight hours' hard labor well worked in. Brooklyn Eagle: At Krupps the telling speech of Schwab will be eag erly read by the directors of the kais er's works. This war Is the case of Krupps against Schwab. The launch ing of 100 ships, 470,000 tons dead weight, in one day ought to teach the German people what fools they have been to follow the lead of a mad ruler. Louisville Courier-Journal: The Treasury department has extended to France an additional credit of $100, 000.000, bringing that country's total Indebtedness to the United States to 11,745, 000,000 and the total of the allies to l. 081, 590,000. How many newspaper readers have noticed1 this big little item of news hidden among the reports of our dispatch ot a mil lion men to France? j Twice Told Tales The Only Thing to Do. George Washington Jones, late of Atlanta, was making his first trip frontward on a supply wagon, with not much farther to go when, from the side of the road, a camouflaged American battery broke forth thun derously, sending a few 300-pound tokens over the line to Fritz. The ground trembled from the salvo, but not any more than George, as he lumped from the high seat to the road. . The American artillery officer In charge of the battery crossed over to the road. "Scared?" he demanded. "Well," George said. "Ah was slightly agitated at fust. Ah suttinly was. But keep right on. Dat's the only way to win this wah tlah dem juns." Stars and Stripes, France. Needed Tuning. The landlady bustled up to her new lodger as he came down to breakfast me fine morning. "Good morning," she wheezed. "Good morning, said the lodger. "I hope you've had a good night's -est," said the landlady. "No," said the mild-mannered little man. "Your cat kept me awake." "Oh," said the landlady, tossing her head. "I suppose you are going to ask me to have the poor little thing killed." "No, not exactly." said the gentle lodger. "But would you mind very much having it tuned?" Boston Transcript Boost for "Big Jeff." Omaha, July 17. To the Editor of The Bee: I am a member of Plumb ers' local union No. 16, and feel very much Interested in the announcement made through your paper that Albert W. Jefferis Is a candidate for the re publican nomination for congress from this district. For as long a time as I can remember he has been known as a Nebraska booster, and whenever the Commercial club has sent a trade boosters' excursion into the adjoining states to bring home business, the volunteer that always goes along to make the big talks for Nebraska is our own "Big JejT." Whenever anything big is being done by the Commercial club or the Knights of Ak-Sar-Ben we always find Jefferis in the forefront. This, however, is not my principal reason for writing this letter at, this time, but rather because Jefferis has always been absolutely fair to organized la bor, and I feel sure that this Is one time when "capital and labor" will find no difficulty In agreeing that Jef feris ought to be nominated and elected to represent the Second dis trict in congress. FRANK J. LYNCH. Looking Into Hitchcock's Record. Omaha, July 17. To the Editor of The Bee: The World-Herald prints under the heading, "Why This Petty Politics?" a letter from Ed F. Mor earty, taking The Bee to task for its "unwarranted attacks" on Senator Hitchcock. Mr. Morearty states that he has never voted for the senator, which seems strange, as he goes on to prove that Mr. Hitchcock has al ways been right he was right about the Panama canal, about the federal reserve act, about an embargo on arms and ammunition, etc. Was he also right, Mr. Morearty, In his op position to preparedness and later in his support of what the democrats proudly styled "reasonable prepared ness" a condition which was re cently described by General Perching as a state of naked unpreparedness? Was he also right when, during the armed neutrality debate, he quoted a pacifist poem, the gist of which was that the allies and Germany were all tarred with the same brush, that the war had no justice or right on either side and that any nation that became mixed up in it was acting foolishly? Was he also right in stating a day or two before we entered the war that he would never vote for war, and then in suddenly cha- ging his mind and voting for the war? Mr. Morearty says that the "ablest statesmen in this nation" approved the senator's plans for an embargo on arms and ammunition. That i;: not true. The lest authorities on inter national law In the country, including Secretary Lansing, opposed he em bargo; furthermore, they stated that an embargo would be an unneutral act and would get us Into serious trou ble with the allies a thing that would have delighted many of the gentlemen with German names who were back ing the senator's action. The demo cratic administration was opposed to the embargo, while the German gov ernment's secret agents in this country were actively supporting the measure. But perhaps when Mr. Morearty speaks of "the ablest statesmen in this nation" he is referring to W. J. Bryan and Henry Ford. This talk about the republicans "playing petty politics" is a Joke. Our friends in the other camp have gotten hold of about everything in eight and they intend to hold onto what they have and add to the pile; hence the continual whining about the repub licans playjng politics. They argue that because we are at war the re publicans ought to lie down and per mit the democrats to pick their pock ets. Meantime the democrats are do ing all they ca,n to increase their slen der majorities in the house and sen ate. They have even asked Henry Ford to run for the senate as a demo crat, but poor Henry camot make up his mind whether he is a democrat or not. He says that he rei lerhbers dis tinctly casting his first vote for pres ident for Mr. Blaine, or perhaps for Mr. Garfield, he is not quite sure which; anyhow, he Is sure the man he voted for waa a democrat Maybe it was Jeff Davis. Our government Is the only one among the allies that has not a coali tion cabinet. Ours is a straight par tisan cabinet and will remain so till the cows come home; yet the demo crats are terribly grieved over the "partisan attitude of the republicans." Petty politics! The people of Omaha decided some time ago that Jim Dahlman was not a proper man for public office. Now we hear that Senator Hitchcock is trying to get him a government Job with a $7,000 salary attached to it as a reward for what? We heard that kind of stories constantly; but when you see a democratic senator working to se cure a government Job for a repub lican the Job Is always the kind that pays $1 a year. Mr. Morearty should not have brought up the subject of Senator Hitchcock's pre-war record. The National Security league recently de cided that public men's pre-war rec ords ought not to be dug Into, and the World-Herald heartily supports this view. A REPUBLICAN. SAID IN FUN. "That, lady la very axpart" "Huh?" "Keeps knitting and talking." "Well ?" "And never drops a atttch er the thread of her conversation." Detroit Free Press. "He married her for her money." "How do you know?" "Logical deduotlon. Tva seen her." Browning's Magazine. "How do you manage to live within your Income these war times?" "Nothing to it," replied the rich men, "I presented my ears sad yaoht t the government, the army la looking after my eon, and my daughter is earning her keep . with the Had Cross." Ufa. , College Boy Dad, I think Til tackle tha stock market same as soon as I get my sheepskin. The Old Man (dryly) Watt, t beltere lhat'a the proper apparel for young men in Wall Street, Boston Transcript "Old chap, what does tha widow think of you?" "S-shh She thinks 1 am aa amateur at lovemaklng." "Shall I wise her up?" 'Heavens! no I'm afraid now Til da something to affect my amateur status.". Florida Times-Union. WHY MUNCHAUSEN QUIT. "The Tankee troops are all a myth; They could not get across th sea; Our pirate boats have stopped them wltb Torpedoes and artillery." Munchausen was a lively guy. Hi spun romances by the bale. He could not match the modern lie; H,la once fine yarns seem tame and stale, "We did not drown defenseless men And women on hospital ships. They scuttled their own boata and then Died with a lie upon their Hps." Munchausen waa a lively guy. He spun romances by the bale. He could not match the modern lie; His onoe fine yarns seem tame and stale. "No ship remalna of all the might That once bad swept Atlantic's ooast. We dropped a charge of Schrecklichkeit Into the Yankees' foolish boaat." Munchausen waa a lively chap. "I'll tell the truth." ha aald at last. "1 quit I'm out I doff my cap To Berlin now. I'm clean outclassed." New .York World, Ho Says Artistic Frames for Class Pictures Memories of your high school and college days will Jihger long. In the years to come your classmates will scatter to the four cor ners of the earth and all that will be left to bring back the scenes of your schooldays will be the picture of the .class taken at gradua-' tion time. Don't cast it aside. Have it framed now while it's new and clean. Some day you'll treasure it as one of your dearest belongings. A wide assortment of neat, inexpensire frames to choose from. Guaranteed workmanship at reasonable prices. "Pictures framed with lov ing care.' 1513-15 Douglas St. Don't Live in Fear of Heart Trouble HEART trouble follows in jury or strain to the back bone at points between the shoulders. When the joints of the backbone so disordered be come out of alignment to the point of interfering with the nerves supplying the heart, there is weakness. This weakness is the fore runner of nearly all forms of heart trouble. 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They will mail stt a box at once