THE BEE: OMAHA. THURSDAY, JULY 18,-1918. ,The Omaha Bee l DAH.Y (MORNING) EVENING SUNDAY FOUNDED BY EDWAJtD BOSKWATEH VICTOR ROSEWATER, EDITOR - il y THE BEB PUBLISHING COMPANY. PROPRIETOR. ft MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS h The AMMittM frets, a tiled The & ts memow. asiiu:m r Hitltlad e the BM for publication of all news dupatfbee credited ' to It M( othenrlss riluA in Utla per. ud aim ths lotH o.w. 1 pobUshed herein. 411 rtibtj of flubllcuion of oui specii) dm trow fS an alio rwerred. j! OFFICES B omiR-Th bet Bl. Chler-Peori- Bwldine. I KumU Bluffs 14 N. lUla M. ft oul Kw B'J of Ccmmtree. t Unoolo little Bal'.dlBav Wilptoo Ull 0 v riorirt ATIOIM Daily 69,841 Sunday 59,602 lmn etirala-aa for the montn. inMcnDai ana sworn w or uwsu WW nun. Circulation Managat Subscriber leaving the city should Tha Baa Bulled to them. Addraai ehanfad aa often aa raquaated. 9 THE BEE'S SERVICE FLAG. 7TTTT1 IliiM Watch old King Corn go over the top now. The wir tax on shoei is said to be intended I to help foot the bills. Baron Burian is entitled to a place among the humorists of his time. Still neither of the kaiser's six sons has been mentioned in the casualty list. Probably the Hun has even greater rejpect for the Yankee now than ever. Still, it ii far better to postpone the golf tour .uament than to postpone the rain. The cow that jumped over the moon must feel like an amateur when she looks at the present 'price of beef ateers. t I "For rent" signs in ticket office windows serve o emphasize the fact that Uncle Sam is running th railroad! now. Travelers get other reminders fof the lime truth. Wonder how the German war lords are now plaining their assurances that the Americans voald never get into this war and would cut no figure even if they did. j Experts vary widely in their opinions as to the 'purpose of the big battle of Rheims, but they all Jagree on the fact that the Yankee boys did their share of the work very well. It begin to look as if the crown prince of , (Prussia must put off hii journey down the iChamps Elyiea until some day when he can go as r'a "guest" of the French government. A. Mitchell Palmer can relieve a lot of etrrioa- tr bv announcing the names of the kaiser-owned luewsnaoeri of the country. Molt of them have ;been spotted, but folki would like to check up The chairman and secretary of the democratic national congressional committee are to be in Omaha thii week for a conference with the local jHemocratie bossei, presumably for the purpose of jjnformmg them that "politic! i adjourned.' j German military critic! are pouring forth the Same sort of comment on American aoldieri that ivas wasted on the British in 1915. And just as Kitchener' mob" thwarted the kaiser'i designs .then, so Penning' "school boys" will end his dynasty. j - l It may be desirable for Omaha tome day toon to have a new and more modern police head quarter! and police court, but the city already haa a perfectly good jail, if it will only use it, at the present location, which ii just as good as the sew sit needlessly purchased. JUST TO KEEP HISTORY STRAIGHT. The hyphenated World-Herald gets its chro nology a trifle confused in its delirious efforts to convince its readers that the gyrating democratic party of this state is going straight. Referring to resolutions adopted by the democrats of Rich ardson county, the local organ of the unterrified contrasts the expression with the situation of six teen months ago. That period is poorly selected, for its readers must be reminded that at that time the World-Herald was standing 6n it! head, while its owner was visiting the White House in a vain attempt to induce the president to with hold his message from congress asking for a declaration of war. Twenty-four months ago this same paper was hypocritically praising the president, endorsing his "peace without victory" address, while G. M. Hitchcock was receiving the support of the German-American Alliance in return for his serv ices to the cause of the kaiser. The editor of the World-Herald does his read ers small credit when he impudently recalls that chapter in the history of his party arrd his paper. The temper of Nehraskans has changed since 1916, and they know now how deliberately the Omaha mouthpiece of the kaiserbund labored to deceive and mislead them. At any rate, they will not forget the performance which won for the outfit the approbation of "Der Vaterland." Lack of Teachers Menace to Nation Higher Salaries One Remedy, Briefer Training , Periods Another Following the Battle Line. One point in connection with the battle of Rheims is clearing up. The attack can scarcely be regarded as a mere feint to cover a serious attack on the line at another point. Three days of persistent effort, with attendant losses in excess of any previous experiences, hardly can be looked upon as a mere diversion on part of the Hun. Along with this, the purpose of the move ment becomes plainer. Straightening out the line from Verdun to Montdidier, thereby in creasing the pressure on Paris, is the most ap parent object of the crown prince at this time. His desire to obtain possession of the French capital amounts to an obsession, and to this end he has devoted his greatest energy. Just now his effort seems as bootless and as costly as his monumental failure at Verdun. The fight ing still is intense at local points, the battle having for the moment turned from a general engagement into a series of separated struggles, in which one or the other side gains slight ad vantage. Rheims remains in French hands, but the Germans have established themselves along the Marne for a distance of fourteen miles. At the close of the third day the big drive looks like a total failure, when the slight advance made on a very short line is compared to the tremendous price paid by the kaiser. The Americans are holding the ground they occupied when the battle began, a fact that is impressive even at Berlin. Several dayi may elapse before the re sult! can be fully summed up. but the Allies are well satisfied with the situation. j Quentin Roosevelt, Soldier. ; American of all station will turn towards .Sagamore Hill with heart full of lympathy be- cause of the shadow that haa fallen across the home there. Yet they will realize that the stricken father and mother find in their deep aor ' ,row a consolation that death came to their son in line of duty. Quentin Roosevelt is but one of million! of young American! who have joined in' the crusade against despotism, offering them selves willingly as living members of the wall un- der which freedom liei lecure. He took up hii work with the enthusiasm of a boy who had been trained to believe in his country and its institu tion!, and he found his fate in a gallant effort to make them safe. In this he did no more than any of his comrades in this great war, nor will his father ask more for him than he is willing to , give to any man who has laid down his life in the combat Young Roosevelt had been taught to "hit the line hard," and he did hii part just that . way. Democracy will honor itself by giving a brief tribute of condolence to one so representa tive of his people aa the distinguished father of this dead soldier, while common humanity will mourn with him as it does with each bereft fam ily in the union. Tantalizing. I The publication of a paid advertisement over the name of the big meat packers of the country answering the charges embodied in the recent trade commission report is apparently proving embarrassing to some of our country exchanges. Perhaps the one in greatest discomfort is our old friend Edgar Howard, whose political capital has for years been largely built out of harpooning the beef magnates. "Someone will ask," writes Edgar, "why does the Telegram publish the ad vertisements of the packers' trust? We see no way to get around it. Perhaps we might refuse to accept such advertisements, and then we might be up against a mandamus suit. Such suits are very expensive to a country newspaper." O, compose yourself, Edgar. There is no danger whatever that any profiteering propa ganda can be forced into the columns of your paper by a court writ of mandamus. You can refuse to print the advertisement if you want to, and you can refuse to take money for it, even if you print it Another squeamish country newspaper, the Bloomington Advocate, takes the edge off its of fense by announcing its dissent to the argument presented by the packers with the further ex planation: "We are running it the same as any other ad and with the proceeds we will buy war savings stamps and .thus, help the government." It is certainly laudable for anyone to help the government by making such a good buy as in vesting in war savings stamps or Liberty bonds, which surely will hurt the packers terribly, where as turning their money to the Red Cross, or Knights of Columbus, or Young Men's Christian association, which would not produce cash re turns might not make them feel so badly. Really, those naughty packers ought not to put the country editors in such a tantalizing predica ment. All of the German slush fund for American newspapers was not kept in New York. The kaiser-coddling chorus, excusing submarine ruth lessness, palliating murder and rapine, advocating the embargo on munitions championed by Senator Hitchcock in congress, was heard in many place! throughout the land. No, all the money was not kept in New York. Thomas M. Balliet, Dean of Pedagogy N A serious outcome of war conditions which appears not to have received the pub lic attention it deserves is the threatened lowring of the standard of efficiency in teaching and general education which have been built up through long years of effort on the part of educators throughout the land. The enrollment of students in the three teacher training schools of New York City is reported to be just half what it was prior to the outbreak of the war, and even worse conditions exist in other cities and states. Reports are coming in from numerous states that many of their schools, particularly those n smaller communities, have been forced to close for lack of teachers. United States Commissioner of Education P. P. Claxton is sending out appeals from Washington to former teachers to get back into harness for the duration of the war. Thousands of trained teachers are leaving their posts for war service and for employ ment in industries paying much higher sal aries than they have received for educational work. The problems presented to Boards of Edu cation must be met promptly and vigorously. Standards of efficiency in education are be ing lowered just at a time when it is more mnortant than ever not only that thev should not be lowered, but that they should be raised, because, as Commissioner Claxton points out, conditions that will follow the war will demand a higher standard of gen eral intelligence, industrial efficiency and civic equipment than we have yet attained, and this can only be had through education. One might well say that the safety of the nation and the welfare of the people are in volved in the crisis threatened by great and growing lack of teachers. I he problem should be solved wherever possible by the simple process of raising teachers salaries to meet the larger pay of fered in commercial, industrial and clerical occupations. I he increase should be in pro portion to the increased cost of living and the better wages paid for other kinds of work; and in many cities material increases have been made. The justice of this demand can readily be seen when it is remembered that the 740,- 000 tarhers of our 24,000,000 boys and girls throughout the land, including rural schools. north and south, receive an average annual salary considerably less than $600. The pro portion of teachers whose salaries are below the average is indicated by the fact that in towns of 5,000 and over, where the higher salaries are paid, the total school population is 35 per cent, the teaching force 33 per cent, and the amount paid in salaries 51 per cent, leaving 49 per cent of the amount of salaries for the remaining 69 per cent of teachers who instruct 65 per cent of the boys and girls attending school in the smaller towns and rural communities. This sug gests increased state appropriations to rural schools. Where salaries cannot be sufficiently in creased to hold teachers a temporary solu tion may be worked out in New York and other states having similar school laws by shortening the training period for teachers, ew York University, in New York Times. which ordinarily is two years after gradua tion from high school. Instead of holding hard and fast to the two-year requirement, state Boards of Education could provide for an increase in their teaching forces by short ening this period to a six months' course of intensive training, and by requiring a rigid examination in academic branches to insure scholarship and native ability. Temporary or provisioral teachers' cer tificates could be given to high school gradu ates who complete such a course, with the ruling that those holding such temporary li censes must complete the full training course after the war, if '.hey wished to continue teaching. In the present emergency it is better to have teachers well equipped in gen eral education and intensively trained in the most essential qualifications of pedagogy than to suffer a shortage of teachers and either overcrowd some schools or temporar ily close them. Special courses for the intensive training of teachers could be organized quickly in all the normal and other teacher training schools. I can say emphatically that New York University stands ready to co-operate with state Boards of Education to the utmost degree along this line. The university is do ing somewhat similar work to this the year round in its extramural division, in which are enrolled 2,000 students, fully 80 per cent of whom are teachers taking special courses to fit them for more responsible posts in the schools. In our summer school the same work is being done, about 75 per cent of the 1,000 students enrolled being teachers taking spe cial courses. In standing ready to train teachers for the emergency, many educational institutions are operating at serious financial loss, as the war has touched them just as severely as all other departments of our national life, yet not one school of which I know has contem plated any curtailment of its efforts because of financial problems. There must not be a devitalizing of the nation's educational forces, and teachers who are not actually compelled by circumstances over which they have no control to leave their posts for higher pay in other work are certainly, it seems to me, not acting patriot ically by going into outside employment for temporarily higher pay. If teachers would stop to consider the conditions after the war, their self-interest in most cases would clearly show them that it is to their advantage in the long run to continue teaching.'' Teachers' salaries will not go down after the war, while these temporary positions will either be abolished, or, if continued for some years, will command decidedly lower salaries. Re turning soldiers will have preference in fill ing such positions. Teachers must also think of the education al pension requirements of many states, in which an essential to eligibility for pensions is continuous service. Those who control our educational systems have a duty in the emer gency which cannot be escaped. No greater calamity could befall the American people than to come out of the war deficient in the mental preparation which is essential to their future development. Our National Bonfire Excessive Fire Waste In June and the Half Year New York Journal of Commerce. The losses by fire in the United States and Canada during the month of June, as com piled from the records of the Journal of Commerce, aggregated $24,890,600, in com parison .with $15,513,270 in June last year an. $12,247,500 in June, 1916. The losses for the first half of this year reach the total of $144,022,635. This compares with $142,621, 725 for the first six months of last year and $125,776,420 for the same months in 1916. The month of June this year made a seri cus addition to the year's total fire waste, as may be seen from the following comparative table giving the losses by months for the first half of this and the two preceding years and monthly losses for the balance of 1917 and 1916: 191. 1917. 1918. 181,423,350 136,437,770 $37. 575,100 24,770,770 29,587,660 20,688,155 January Feb March , April .. May .. June . . 38,080,250 12,681,050 15,973,500 12,247,500 17,523,000 18,597,225 24,968,800 15,613,270 20,218,980 20,108,900 20,545,900 24,890,000 Total.. . $125. 776,420$142.621, 7251 44,022,633 During June this year there were recorded some 240 fires, each of which resulted in an estimated property damage of $10,000. or over. This compares with 248 fires of $10,000 or over in May, 201 in April and 266 in March, and a total of 1.736 such fires during the first six months of the year. The June fires, when classified according to destmctiveness. and foodstuffs warehouses are included in the June record. The fires of considerable magnitude dur ing the month under review, as recorded above, number 23 where the loss was esti mated to reach or exceed $200,000. Of these the following are worthy of special mention: Location Description Amount. St. Louis, Mo., government ware house $3,000,000 Noxen, Pa., tanning plant 2,250,000 Chicago, 111., Union Stock Yards.. 1,000,000 Caribou, Me., 10 stores and dwell ings 400,000 Indianapolis, Ind., grain elevator.. 400,000 St. Louis, Mo., railway barns 200,000 Emporium, Pa., tannery 500,000 Pembroke, Ont., business portion.. 1,000,000 Richmond, Va., bakery and whole sale store k 300,000 Boyne City, Mich., mill and stores. . 300,000 People and Events Bootleggers may command the spirits to do their will, but at the same time the gh st v.-alks to the piui,. treas.i'y. Power misap plied usually works that way. The New York World heads a movement for a municipal memorial as a fitting tribute to the life and death of Mayor John Purray Mitchel, former mayor and aviator. The Times applauds the action. Both papers start the fund with $1,000 each. The official count of the Billy Sunday ballots at Chicago shows a total of 16,401 20,000 to JO.000 to 50,000 to 75,000 to 100,000 to 30.000.. 50,000.. 75.000.. 100,000. , 200,000. . 200,000 and ox-er. show the following comparison Estimated loss No. of fires. ! bona fide conversions and 14,344 reconsecra- $10,000 to $20,000 76 tions or persons aireaay in tne ioia. rorty 43ioreed preterences were taDuiatea, giving yne Presbyterians the highest score and classing 1,342 as "miscellaneous." A joyriding auto thief in Minneapolis kept the swiped car going around town for three months, eluding police and owner with apparent ease. The joke was too good to keep. At last the joyrider generously sent the owner a fat bill for repairs. A fine sam ple of the pleasure of "passing the buck." Architects of feminine headwear are clearly outclassed by the artists fashioning war bonnets for fighting men. The steel cady holds first place in active service at the front. Behind the line a riot of fetching style prevails, ranging from the American soft hat to cocky caps of varied shapes, which are esteemed "picturesque and per fectly lovely." Milliners who translate these war bonnets nail down a fortune. , 31 21 2" , 24 , 23 Total 240 The material increase in the June losses as shown in the above figures is rather disap pointing to fire underwriters, and the fre quency with which large plants engaged di-rectly-or indirectly in war work appear in the loss record is taken to indicate that the campaign of fire protection is not always maintained at the highest standard in some localities. Heavy tannery losses are rather frequent and, despite the government vigi lance and the efforts of the national board, it will be noted that several grain elevators One Year Ago Today In the- War. ' The Russians lost Kalusz to tha German. , Many killed and Injured in atreet fighting following an uprising by regi ments of the Petrograd garrison. The Day We Celebrate, Dr. Lee B. Van Camp, practicing physician, born 1875. Bishop Joseph 8. Key of the Meth odist Episcopal church, South, born at La Orange, Ga., 89 years ago. Rose Pastor Stokes, under convlc tlon for violation of the Espionage act born in Russia, $9 years ago. Baron Graham, prominent Montreal newspaper publisher ana war worker, born in Huntington, Quebec, TO years ago. Prince Victor Napoleon, Bonapart 1st pretended to the throne of France, born 51 years ago. Today In History. 1864 federal raiding force in Mississippi destroyed a large section of the Atlanta & Montgomery rail 1$ JO Austria, announced her neu trality In the war between France and 1893 Kansas military companies disbanded by the state authorities' as result of political dissensions. 1915 Berlin reported Russian front pierced north or Warsaw. - 191 Russians pushed j back von LInBingeas army in voinynis Just 80 Years Ago Today General Manager Holdrege of the Burlington railroad, has gone to Chi cago to consult with the "Q" officials on the strike matter. The soliciting committee for the Toung Men's Christian association building have had over $15,000 "1 j r i MS pledged to the building fund during the past 45 days. About $10,000 is yet needed to complete the building. The Omaha guards are considering a proposition to go to Spirit Lake and go into camp for a week. The Immanuel Baptist church has been Incorporated. The trustees are G. W. Mansfield, J. H. Johnson, w. N. Gates and the clerk, C. M. Crissey. Mr. and Mrs. P. Besen and family left for Salt Lake, where they will visit two weeks. A pleasant reception took place at 1224 South Twenty-ninth street to witness the marriage of Mr. William Beaver of San Francisco to Miss Blanche Payfr " Over There and Here Before the war Germans ownd and operated most of the metal mines of Australia and waxed rich there from. Never again. The Australian government has taken over all mines and Intends to hold on for all time. One more blister on the Hohenzol lern hide. A St Louis soldier in France, in a fetter to the home folks, tells of meeting a French mother who has lost 'seven sons and 23 nephews since the war began. She is old and decrepit and has to get out and make a living as best she can." A simple statement, typical of thousands, reflecting the magnitude of the sacrifices ot France. George Bell, a Georgia negro in training at Camp Clayton, features a tall army problem. George measures 7 feet 11 inches in his socks and weighs 51 pounds. If he is sent to the front special trenches will hav to be built to "save his block" and dugout roofs raised. All this can be avoided by making George a mobile signal station. Home folks with boys at the Great Lakes training station may be par doned for feeline a bit alarmed lest the chow wagon overload the kids. The daily menu is more than a flller. On holidays it's a corker. The Fourth of July dinner consisted if roast chicken, ,Travy, potatoes, bread and jam, cocoa and salad, watermelon, mince pie, apricots and brlik ice cream. "Gee, matey, that was some eais." Right to the Poin' Minneapolis Tribune: President Wilson declares that it even pays to advertise a war next to pure reading matter, particularly when the adver tising is gratis to Undo Sam. Minneapolis Tribune: There is a painful suspicion on the part of the kaiser that perhaps the late sultan of Turkey did the logical thins in dying just before the Fourth of July. . New York World: History records "great refusals" of preferred honors by individuals. Perhaps General Crowder's declination of a lieutenant generalcy may not rank among these, but at least it is a signal example of military modesty and establishes an Interesting precedent in the American army. RrAftlrlvn TCjicIa? Pnunf vrtfl Mtr- bach, German ambassador at Moscow, takes tne assassination route, xne bolsheviki government blossoms true to form and must yield the seed of chaos. That seed will Mow over Into Germany, where the soil of socialism is certain to welcome this new weed. The farther the Germans go into Rus sia the more burrs will stick to them. New Tork Herald: It took a treaty backed by force of arms to stipulate that in Poland "in any locality where there are ten German children a Ger man school shall be opened." That stipulation was not in any of Ger many's treaties with the United States, but the desired end seems to have been aecomplishd by the "peaceful penetration" policy of the German American alliance under the direction of Berlin Twice Told Tales The Usual Lineup. Thy were having a lesson in his tory at a public school. The teacher was examining the pupils on the sub ject of British sovereigns. "Who came after Henry the Uighth?" asked the teacher. "Edward the Sixth," answered pupil. "Right And who succeeded Ed ward the Sixth?" "Mary," answered the second little bright-eyes. "Correct; and who came after Mary?" There was a pu?zled pause. Then a pupil who had heretofore not con tributed much to the progress of learning had an inspiration. He lalsed his hand and, being called on, unswered triumphantly: "The little lamb!" The People's Home Journal. Xenons But Brave. "Nervousness isn't funk. Guynemer, the French ace, and Bell, the English one, were both nervous chaps," said Quentin Roosevelt at his American fiying school in France. "No. nervousness isn't fuuk. I heard of a doughboy who hook with ner vousness as he stood i.i his trench and waited for the whistle that was to start him out across No Man's Land on his first raid. "'What's the matter. Smithson?' said the sereeant, sternlv. 'Are you tremblln" for that dirty hide of yours?" "Smithson grinned. " 'No. sergeant,' ho said. 'I'm trem blln' for the boches. They don't know Smithson'a here.' "Washlngtoa Star. lees 7 .W A More Prayer Need of Our Nation. Red Oak. Ia., July 14. To the Ed itor of The Bee: July 10 as I took up The Hee and turned to the "Letter Box" I became thoroughly disgusted and grieved when I ran across the piece "Better Than Prayer." To think any one in this day of grief and trouble would try to tell the public we don't need prayer when if ever we needed prayer and God it is now. It doesn't seem like any one could dare to publish anything as this person has. We need prayer and more earnest prayer than ever in past. Of course we must fight if we should win, but who will help when all is done that human can, and we can do no more? We will wish to look a little higher. "Save food!" You hear that all the while; and "Food will win the war." That's all right so far as It goes, but where do we get our food? We must plant and till the ground; that's our part. But what about the weather? Can we make it rain or have the weather just as hot as we need? Oh, no, that is God's part. We have done ours and are at a standstill if God doesn't step in and do His. Shall we not ask of the One from whence these things come? Sure. And through prayer we make our wants known to Him. So we need prayer. God says "Ask and ye shall receive." He didn't say when, but He said ye shall receive, and in His own good time He will answer our prayers, and is doing it as we obey orders. "My ways are not your ways," saith God; "neither are your ways mine." So, after all is said and done, we must de pend on Him who is over all. We find in the Bible wars it was the sins of the rulers and people which brought on war, a great forgetting of God; and they would lose in the war, no matter how large an army or whatever, until they turned back to God and did His will. I read it all the way through. Same to all nations. Now we must be humble before God if we would win. When we look around and see the great mass of people and the churches, some nearly empty, and the open pleasure houses on God's day, and the pomp and finery people are wor shiping, is it any wonder we are at war? Oh for a great turning to God and the victory will be ours. You may say this is a preacher's talk. I am a common layman. Now, with all the good works we are doing to help the war, let more prayer be mixed in and after. Food alone won't win; prayer alone won't win; soldiers alone won't win. We need all. Let us get on our knees before God more often and let the bell ring for prayer, as some have to have a reminder. So let it ring; freedom will sound when we take God as our captain and obey Him, and, praise God, we will win, and not until then. Many of our boys are writing home for prayer. Why not do that for them. It doesn't cost you any money, nor does prayer from a hard heart do any good, but from the pure, earnest heart God will hear. Hia word says pray always.. So let us pray, save, fight and obey, and the victory is ours. ONE WHO BELIEVES IN PRAYER. SAID IN FUN. Odd Bits oj Life A new excuse for watering milk hai Just been given by a British farmen He asserted that without his knowh edge his son had filled wiyi water I bucket which his cow had kicked over. A fine of $200 immediately wa rforthcoming. Houses are so scarce in Bath, Me., that Fred Knightly of Waterford, whU is employed in Bath shipyards, de cided to move his house from Water ford to Bath. It was taken down in sections and shipped to Bath, when it Is being reconstructed. Blind soldiers in England are being taught to dance and after a few les sons are able to whirl about the danc floor as if they had net lost theil sight. Recently in Fleetwood 40 blind soldiers went through the latest dances with the nurses at the hospital there. To prove statements niade in recent articles vrltten by him that reptiles are good for food. Prof. A. M. ReesS of West Virginia university, gave an alligator dinner to 24 of his friends. The dish received the warm indorse ment of his guests, among whom were professors of the university. Practically nothing but brick is used in building houses in the Am sterdam district, except the wood for beams, rafters, etc. For outside walls and foundations a hard brick is used, and a soft brick for inner walls. Al most never is stone used except for window sills, door sills and the like. No wooden houses are built "That old millionaire makei blf children toe tha mark." "You bet." "Must have a strong will." "They think it Is, anyhow. The law yer who drew It up says nobody wfa breatt it." Louisville) Courier-Journal. Doctor (to lira. Perkins, whose husband Is 111) Has he had any lucid Intervals? .Mrs. Perkins (with dignity) 'K's 'ad nothing except what you ordered, doc tor. Pearson's Weekly. Bo Jones' riches took to themselves wings." "Yes; he backed two or three unlucky theatrical enterprises." "Oh, I see. They were theater wings." Baltimore American. "Life without you would be a hollow mockery." "Pooh, pooh! I've heard that before." "But you've never heard me say It be fore." "No. That's because I'm above eaves dropping." Birmingham Age-Herald. "That little brother of yours ta a case. He told me Just now that be should ex pect a quarter if I kissed you." "Mercy! You didn't give him anything, did you?" "I gave him a dollar In advance. Boston Transcript. "When I csme to this town, everything t had was tied up In a red bandanna," said the old citizen. "And now?" asked his Interviewer. "And now, everything I've got In the vorld Is tied down with mortgages." Bos ton Transcript. "Hurrah," cried the young doctor. "I have my first patient, a case of mumps." "Good." "I hope I distinguish myself." "Well, said his wife, "you have, as they say In the vernacular, a swell chance." Kansas City Star. "Dd you hear about the delicate hint Mr. Irtaylate got last night?" "No; what was it?" "Well, Edith found that looking at the elock and other familiar devices were of no avail, so she ordered some refreshments and her mother sent in a dish of breakfast food." Boston Transcript. "What do you think about the doctor who says babies ought not to be allowed to ride Id go-cart and perambulators?" "I rather think the babies will be up In arms about It." Baltimore American. Patience Why was Peggy'a house so bril liantly lighted last night? Patrice Oh, It was her birthday, you know, and I guess she had all the candles In the cake lighted. Yonkers Statesman. "A DREAM OVER THERE." Over there a boy Is dreaming, Dreaming of his home once more. He can sen his aged mother, Ana nis sweetneart at me aoor. e Over there, a heart is yearning, Yearning for a loving hand, Just to welcome him In slumbers, Dreaming 'midst his valiant band. 'Mid the stream and hall of bullets, 'Mid the rain of shot and shell, Far away his thoughts are wand'rlng Far away from living hells. How he's happy, happy dreaming. That he's back back home once more, With his sweetheart Nellie waving, Waving to him from the door. He can see an Ivy cottage, Sitting in a little dell, A cozy path winds way up yonder. By his side Is little Nell. There's a smile, a happy smile. Lighting up his pallid face. When a shell ahet by the enemy. For an Instant lit up the place. Morning came from the East, When a band of comrades found him, Gently back to camp they bore him, 'Mid the gloom and circling din. Boftly. softly they spoke In whispers. Lest they should disturb him more. Dreaming, dreaming, forever of Nellie, Waiting for him at the door. Omaha. ARTHUR ANTHONT. -"WHY- NOT $ttsisMa is Grood Th&& Yon! Wospl Says P WW uxmdtfrful music rais v ua eaai vviv cation in -music which otherwise would cosb kurtdreds of dollars as well as years of time. -ind you yourself" njoy the Beauties ot tnt literature of mu sic while developing the cMd. Alt our roll deportment -take home, wiw new rolls. 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