THE BEE OMAHA, MONDAY, JUNE 17, 1918. The Omaha Bee DAILY (MORNING)' EVENING SUNDAY FOUNDED 81 EDWARD ROSE WATER VICTOR ROSEWATER, EDITOR THE BEE PUBLISHING COMPANY. PROPRIETOR. Entered at Omaha postolHce as aacond-ciaaa msttii. TERMS OP SUBSCRIPTION B, CMtrM- Hf Mill. ' Owl, ud Sun aw P Ik Pat " Utl wiibou ............. t w J lias Oiculatloa Uwaftaunt, MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS tmbiittna ewwo. u " s. . ... REMITTANCE n,mu o, flrert. sucsss or postal ortse. 0l s tot l7t t. ?it BnuTwooonU. Personal . ! Oums anS sastara exatams. Mwplit 'X:..-- . OFFICES ' m.i.T 8M Bulldlna, Chicago Ptopurs (lu Kulldlna. Cmu Bluffs-H H. Mala St St. lfJ-K Comma. Uuoola-LllUa BalMlm. WashlPttoB-Ull O CORRESPONDENCE addnsi aoaunrailettKms nlatlng to aw n Btorlal Outha Bo. tdllorial DptnmDt . "-., . MAY CIRCULATION. Daily 69,841 Sunday 59,602 arms Ucnlttlaa fat tha tmlh. retwcribso MM) sworn to at 01' WlUiaavk Clrottiatloa Mansgn. Subscriber laaTtag too city should novo Tho Boo msiltd : thorn. Addrooo changed eftee M roquootod. , THE BEE'S SERVICE FLAG IP 4 liiillilllili Austria threatens to follow Russia into re tirement. , . Well, 4hat million-dollar bond issue will not get away.1 .- ' wo ' "Jitney" ice atationi ought to be popular place, if the weather man keeps on going the way he hai been. Swiss achool children lfeve died from fumes of German gas blown over the border. Thus does kultur continue to spread sweetness and light. - , The kaiser claims he has been under fire.but 'not long. Contrast his behavior with that of his father and grandfather, who led their troops in .person. .Xy'VV ' - ' v Violators of traffic rules are going before the police judge in big batches. If he will back up the policemen in their efforts, Omaha streets will be made safer for all who use them. It is worthy of note that old offenders and self-confessed violators of the law are the ones who have most complaint to make of the activity of the police force aft it is newly arranged. This fact ought to convince orderly citiiens that the police administration is on the job at last. , If theunarmed hospital ship "Comfort" suc ceeds in safely passing the danger zone, it may be attributed to good fortune and not any sort of magnanimity on part of the Hun. The U-boat prefers prey .hospital ships above all others, Just as 'the kaiser's airmen prefer hospitals as , Utgttt. y " . .. -'' " Edgar Howard's currency inliation scheme of making liberty bonds legal tender for public and private debts, we are told, is not entitled to even Serious consideration "among men who have sub stantial views on financial matters." Still, it "would be interesting to know how it strikes Brother Tibbies . of the editorial staff ' of our hyphenated contemporary who has sought votes on platforms very much like that. fc Nebraska Wheat Crop. A pretty little fuss that might be enjoyed at Another time, has come up between Colonel An derson, government crop reporter, and Colonel Maupin, who exercises a similar function for Ne braska. Colonel Maupin says Colonel Anderson js holding out on the state, and has set his figure 4oo low on the wheat crop. Colonel Alderson comes back with the assertion that he knows hat he is talking about, and so, the argument $ on, witn litue-prospect ot its leading any where. As a matter of human experience, no guess made in June on the yield of a crop that Will not be harvested until July is any more than a guess, and one man's estimate is nearly if not quite as good as another's. One thing only is pertain: Nebraska's wheat crop will be as boun. tiful as climatic conditions will admit, and more than this can not be asked of the state. Every bushel raised .will be conscientiously harvested and scrupulously accounted for, that the state may do all it can towards the feeding of the hungry. And long months after the harvest is over we may get from the growers and shippers something definite in the way of figures to tel! which of the contending authorities is nearer correct tn his estimate. Till then, all the talk ihey may indulge will not add a grain of wheat to the yield. . REORGANIZE FOREIGN RELATIONS ' COMMITTEE. A declaration of war between the United States and Turkey and Bulgaria is impending, a fact interesting enough in itself, but more im portant because of the peculiar conditions under which the change in President Wilson's attitude is being brought about. Steady pressure from the Allies has operated to weaken his determi nation not to declare war on the countries named, and it is now reported in Washington that Colonel House and Justice Brandeis are carefully considering the matter for the purpose of advising the president. This state pf affairs was called to the atten tion of the senate by Senator Fall of New Mex ico, who expressed his concern that the cordial relations that should exist between the senate and the executive apparently had been so strained that Mr. Wilson found it desirable to consult with outsiders, rather than with the committee- on foreign relations concerning so delicate a public matter as the declaration of war. Said Senator Fall, discussing this point: This matter is one peculiarly within the province of the senate itself to rectify. I rec ommend to the earnest consideration of my colleagues in this body this thought, and that as it is necessary in this time of war that the congress of the United States and the admin istrative department of the nation should act in the closest accord and sympathy, the leaders in this body should immediately proceed to re organize the foreign relations committee of this body, so that the chairman and the mem bers may have the confidence of the president of the United States and it may not be neces sary for him to delegate to Justice Brandeis or to Colonel House the consideration of the matter of a declaration of war, with which the president has absolutely nothing to do. Thus the senate itself recognizes the danger that exists in the outcome of following its prece dent and permitting a senator to succeed to the chairmanship of an important committee by right of seniority. The presence of Gilbert M. Hitchcock in the soes formerly occupied by William Joel Stone is already a serious embar rassment to the president. How Far Will This Practice Go? President Wilson's invitation to Henry Ford to stand as a candidate for the United States senate on the democratic ticket in Michigan opens a wide door for serious reflection. How far may the president with propriety go in the matter of exerting the prestige of his office to influence an election within a state? Especially, when the outcome of that election will affect the makeup of a co-ordinate branch of the govern ment. Just now, when all hands and the cook are in accord as to the necessity of giving the president full support to win the war, it may seem all right to allow him to express a prefer ence as to candidates. But such a preference need not bind the voters, who may do as did the people of Wisconsin, elect a candidate against whom Mr. Wilson threw the weight of his ad ministration. However, it is the hope of all that United States senators chosen this year will be in office after the war is ended, and when con gress has resumed some of the constitutional power it has now temporarily abandoned in favor of the executive. In such event, it might be well if the members were chosen by the citizens of their respective states, rather than picked by the White House.' Also, if the president is to select candidates for the senate, why may not the prac tice be indefinitely extended? Who will set the limit? Propaganda Work Poorly Done. The Koelnische Volkszeitung sees in the atti tude of the United States a loss that will offset anything Germany may gain by a military vic tory. All the carefully nurtured plans for the Germanization of this country have fallen to naught. German control of our politics, business and industry, educational and other social activi ties, is now a broken dream, because Americans woke up in time. It is indisputable that the kaiser relied on as surances given him that America would not fight; his agents felt their work well done and depend able. At a time when the emperor of Germany refused to give audience to the American am bassador, he met in private conference the editor of a German language paper from Rockford, 111., who brought him comforting word from the German-American Alliance, on which the kaiser rested in the belief that he already controlled this country. He knows now how poorly the work of propaganda was done, how fruitless its harvest. It is true that nests of disloyalty and treason were established, but they have in a large measure been rooted oujand broken up. The great plan for undermining our national existence and quietly annexing us as a de facto Prussian province, t crownland in everything but name, has failed. Germany deliberately forfeited the friendship of the United States, and all great advantages to its commercial and industrial life, because the purblind leaders believed they had been able to seduce so many of our citizens away from liberty that we would not strike a blow to defend that liberty. And for generations yet to come the Ger man people will be paying for the blunders com mitted Li Potsdam. Three million men under arms by fall means Uncle Sam is on the job alj right. - Christianizing the Hun The Glorious Mission of Americans in Europe Henry Watterson in - War, however, is less and less a drama. It has become a butchery. Chivalry has gone out of it. The black flag, promising no quar ter, floats over land and sea. Yet never did a people appeal to the arbitrament of arms with less predatory intention than the people of the United States, when, after enduring for three years unspeakable outrage, they accepted at last the German challenge, and declared "thus far shalt thou go and no farther." We hear much of units. There are units and units. But the ego unit seems under a cloud. It is vanished from the foreground. Shall the sense of personal accountability vanish with it? God forbid I Though we muster by millions we still move as men Christian men and we must come back from the war the men we1 were. No manly standard must be lowered. Among other great ends to be achieved is the civilizing and the Christian izing of the Hun. When we have driven the kaiser-horde out of France and Belgium and back across the Rhine; when the Star Spangled Banner floats over Potsdam and the strains of its glorious music fill the streets of Berlin; when the saber-rattler has hit the dust and the Imperial Schloss has been con verted from a royal palace jnto a school of reform, the first lesson to be taught in words of one syllable shall be an exposition of the confidence game played upon the Teuton masses by the Hohenzollern, who, under the plea of seeking "a place in the sun," elevated a selfish, dynastic interest into a national and racial ambition. This was adroity planned by Bismarck in 1870. When in 1914 autocracy, represented by William the Damned, believed it was ready the rest of Europe half asleep the cry of Vaterland let slip the dogs of war. "On to Paris 1" was the word, the idea being that, with France in deadly grip, Germany might say to England, "What are you going tc do about it?" As for the United States, if a thought was cast so far to windward, the the Courier-Journal. German-Americans planted here betisnes would take care of the situation. V From the first the scheme was forecast in these columns. We plead for action. But we plead in vain. If our plea had been heed ed the war would now be over. The pro fessional politicians are a timorous, time serving set. As a rule all our parties "are out for a sure thing." Three years lost, we get into the fray not only at a critical mo ment, but at a certain disadvantage. Never theless, better late than never. What we shall lose in material resources let us hope we shall gain in spiritual regen eration. We have not yet fully "awakened to it, but the sword that we draw is in the fullest sense the sword of the Lord and of Gideon the star that, shining above us, leads us onward, is the star that shone over Bethlehem the call to battle is the voice of God bidding us be stout of heart and sure of stroke, as, hip and thigh, we proceed to smite the Hun and all his works and ways. "Give me liberty, or give me death," was not, when Henry uttered it, merely a blatant trick of speech. It rang out from the soul of a patriot and seer, the expression of the inner thought, and imminent need of a peo ple who had resolved to be free. The menace to the colonies from England was not then nearly as great as is now the menace to the world from Germany. The kaiser has made himself half brother to Satan. Even as Satan said to Jesus, the kaiser said to the Germans, "fall down and worship me and I will give you all lands 1" That was not an appeal for the fatherland. It was a cunning lure to trade avarice. It was a false promise, a spurious claim, of the Hohenzollern. That it fell on willing ears shows the dull materialism of the German character, Still they seem undecevied. Still they hail The Day. Alas, for human cred ulity. When it dawns they will learn how autocracy has bamboozled and betrayed them; but when it closes they will have ad vanced, as we shall have advanced, in spirit ual grace, the world a better world to live in, the ego unit the personal sense still vital in the heart of man. Financiers Farm on Big Scale Wall Street Backs a Wheat Factory in Oklahoma New York Times. The choicest wheat land on 16,0t 0,000 acres of several Indian reservations is to be cultivated by a combination of talent from Wall Street's highest circles. Their names are a guarantee that the nominal capital of $2,000,000 will be enlarged according to the necessities of the undertaking, if it shall prove of 'promise. The first unit will.be seeded this fall, and next year there is ex pected a yield of several million bushels, with greater prospects eventually. This is an interesting new departure. Our worst organized industry is to be managed like a manufacturing industry, with chief re liance put upon machinery. It is singular that Americans have been so backward in the use of tractors, mechanical mules, which they invented, and which are more appreciated abroad than at home. Tractors are baby "tanks," and they were the salvation of.for- The Lust for Money The announcement that during the first four months of the current year more than $2,000,000 was embezzled by dishonest em ployes is n impressive reminder that the inordinate greed of gain decrees that man is not always the master of money, but that too often money is master of the man. Nothing can be gained by philosophizing on man's cupidity and his purpose to appease his cov etous desire, even though he surreptitiously takes that which belongs to another. Theft is a crime as old as man himself, and it will Rave to be dealt with for generations to come. It cannot be condoned by any condi tion or circumstance, and yet the courts often absolve a criminal, or exercise a clemency tantamount to justifying his act. The man of probity and honor, be he poor or rich, is beyond the reach of the lure of gold. His peace of mind and his good name the "im mediate jewels of his soul" are not in the market to the1 highest bidder. Most young men live on moderate means, and live hon estly; nor do they believe that because they have little they are licensed to rob. During 1916, according to figures collated, more than $31,000,000 were pilfered from various corporations and other businesses, but transportation companies were the heavi est losers, the total sum being estimated at more than $15,132,750. Banks and trust companies lost $3,793,271, insurance com panies more than $755,000 and benefit or ganizations $7,534,700. As heavy as these sums are, they do not represent all the em bezzlements during that year, for many banks and trust companies, as well as mer cantile houses, believe that the policy of si lence concerning defalcations is best. That there is wisdom in this course cannot be gainsaid, but as a rule banks have their own systems by which to discourage attempts at embezzlement. The policy of frequently shifting accountants, bookkeepers and tell ers affords small opportunity tor doctor ing" the books or accounts. The figures used represent only the losses that in most , i -j; -j t i; cases nave oeen aajusiea uy oonaing com' canies. The Fidelity and Casualty company of New York reports for the 12 months end ing December, 1917, the tollowing detalca tions: - "Banks and trust companies. .$3,793,271.00 Beneficial associations 7,534,700.00 Public service 357,530.09 General business 2,335,333.06 Insurance companies 755,158.87 Transportation companies ....15,132,750.00 Gourts and trusts 37,728.00 Miscellaneous 996,827.69 Total $30,943,299.21 New York Journal of Commerce. eign agriculture when the cultivators were called to the colors. This year Maryland bought four American tractors. France took 1,500. Michigan was enterprising and bought 1,000 tractors for its farmers' use. But Eng land took 4,000, and expects to take 6,000 if deliveries in small lots can be enlarged. Penn sylvania allowed the great sum of $50,000 in aid of tractor cultivation, and New York acquired 61,(but Canada took 1,000 tractors from the United States In addition to what it could make for itself. And so the list runs on, culminating in the proposal of the Wall Street farmers to put millions into machinery and run their leased land like a wheat fac tory. A tractor costs $1,000, more or less, and it is worth several men or mules. A girl or boy can run a tractor, and this sub-standard labor from the cities surpasses that from the country of the same class. The city beats the country machinist even as the Wall Street farmers challenge the rustics from the prai ries. It has been said that 18,000,000 horses on 6,000,000 American farms eat enough grain to feed 40,000,000 people. The Tractor Trade Journal estimates that 200,000 tractors will be made this year, and it is sure 'that they will eat no corn or oats, while they will produce more than otherwise would be pos- siDie, considering tne laDor shortage. With farms on the enlarged scale of the Wall Street farmers, and run like a combi nation in restraint of trade, it requires little imagination to foresee that those who per form the labor will not live on the land, any more than millhands eat and sleep in the factories. They will live in towns, and be taken to and from their work in motor trans ports or trolley cars. They will work union hours on yearly hirings, and they will learn the farm trade as mechanics learn their trade. It is a move in a more oromisine direction than the formation of equity societies and nonpartisan leagues to make society over to remedy the shortcomings of incompetent farmers. So long as land was free, any body could make a living from land and be a farmer of a sort. But when land is worth $100 an acre, more or less, it takes a higher talent to make farming pay and feed the world. Machinery will work the miracle, and wan street will finance the farmers in proportion that they rise to their opportunity. The Federal Reserve bank ruled that farmers' notes, including supposably notes of Wall Street farmers like any others, are eligible for rediscount when given for tractors. Old-fashioned farmers are lamenting the shortage of muscle. The new sort of farm ers are replacing muscle with brains and capital. Soon there may be more food grown than can be used, and there will be a cry for the reduction of prices belcw the level neces sary for the new equipment of talent and machinery. They can be driven from the farm more easily than they were attracted to it. A Batch of Questions. "Kensington, Kan., June 13. To the Editor of The Bee: Will you please tell - us about Madam Schumann Helnk? We have heard rumors that she has not been loyal to America. I see nothing In The Bee about It How many sona has she In the serv ice? We have heard that her oltfest son is In the German army, but that three are In the United States army, Can you enlighten us any? Waa there not a law passed by Ne braska that no German, newspaper should be published in the state? Several come to this town yet Wasn't there a law passed against meetings being held where the Ger man language was spoken? Was there net a law passed forbid ding the teaching nf Rsrmin In schools in Nebraska? Kindlv answer those fn n In Tk. Bee, for I believe many want to be enlightened on these things I have asked. FLORENCE WILCOXSON. Answer: (1 Mm SKhnmgnn. Heink, is a Bohemian by birth, nat- urauaea in America, and intensely loyal to her adopted country; her na tive inclination is adverse to Ger many, and this has been Intensified by her experience. (2) The Bee does not have positive information as tn thn tinmhtr nf enne she has in the service of the United btates, but it has been reported that three of them are. In addition, she has tendered her own services to the government, and it was publicly stated in May that she was to go to France to Sine for our nnlriifra thnra nns of her sons by her first marriage, who remained in uermany, has been re ported to be in the German army. (3) No law has been passed in Ne braska forbidding the publication of a newspaper in the German language. There is a growing Bentiment, how ever, against such newspapers. (4) No law has been passed forbid ding the use of the German language at public meetings. The practice is generally discouraged, though, and the only place where the language is now used is in a few churches, and these under permission, with the un derstanding that the minister trans late his own sermon into English and deliver it in both languages. (5) The law requiring that German be taught in the grade schools in Ne braska was repealed. It is optional in the high schools and colleges. Corn In Potato Patches. Omaha, June 15. To the Editor of The Bee: There are so many potato patches in Omaha, large and small, that can still be utilized in raising 90 day corn and add a great deal to the corn and fodder supply, that I want to give the experience we had at the Rlverview Home fllnncr tVlot lino Tttta years ago in a patch of four or five auiea me superintendent of the Home Planted 90-dav enrn haf-araan tna tato rows nhniit- tha miHlia t Tr.. - ' """"1 UUO and raised about 135 bushels of corn oesiaes naving a good supply of fod der. Last vpnr f r Rovt the same plan with about the same result, both as to corn and fodder. The thought has come to me that this experience mignt give profitable em nlovment tn th h - " w " ' " 511 IB UL Omaha, besides adding to the supply uurn, ana me loader would help iut wonderfully if savor! nnfl iriu.r, those needing It, In ease the owners themselves had no use for it. a. w. mi.ul.er, Probation Officer. A FRIEND O' MINE. Sometlmeg me thinks that all this strlf la awfully hard to boar! Sometimea me thlnka a amillng: face. n awiuny nara to wear! And then, I leek a friend o' mine; Ana epena a little time. Away f. am all the worried thlnga, ciaim my aoui and worry bring:. Oh, whafa thla world without a friend! oome unaerstanmng, he to lend place to bury all our sorrow, To greet with cheer the coming morrow. This world Is not so bad a place, 11 we set not ao fast a pace! And spend a little time of ours In sunny, green and leafy bowers. J! Do we not lose half our soul. In the endless climb for the arolden troal? Then rest a bit and spend more time. TOgetner witn a mend 0' mine. Mildred Goodman Sltzer, Shenandoah, la. LINES TO A SMILE. People and Events Bismarck, N. D., and Berlin, Neb., "still stick to the map, but Potsdam, N. Y., insists on a change of name. Great as its charms were in years past, in the present McAdoo era a railroad pass looks more than ever like real money. Kentucky's inheritance tax sleuths have dug down to the tao ro ts of the estate of L. V. Harkness. deceased Standard Oil mag nate. Back taxes are now being sought against $90,295,000 instead of $52,000,000. Among the stock included in the estate are shares in the Standard Oil company of Ne lfaska valued at $1,500,000. Final success means a race day holiday for all Lexington I IODAV 3nei Year Ago Today in the Wat. General Pershing given ovation by treat society audience at Opera Com- qua in pans. Russian duma voted in favor of an mmediate offensive In co-operation with allies. British aviator destroyed German Zeppelin Z-48 after & bomb dropping . raid over the east coast of England. rh bay We Celebrate. Frd P. Hamilton, cashier of the Merchants' National bank, born 1878. - Frank A. Shotwell, attorney-atlaw, born 1X1. Prof. Sir-William Crookes, one of the world's greatest authorities on physical research, born in London, 8t years ago. ' Mrs, William Jennings Bryan, wife of the former secretary of state, born at Perry, 111, 87 years ago. --v.., ThU Day in History. . , .: ; ' , 1778 English transports bound for r.oston .were captured by American cruisers.' -v , iBiz itresiaent Mad son issued a proclamation, as directed by act of congress, announcing the declaration of war with Great Britain. 1881 Federal under General ? yon defeated the confederates under oeneral ;Marmaduke at Boonevllle, IS 10 England and Germacv -ached an understanding as to the iimdaries ot their respective posses- 3 ja Africa . J ust SO Years Ago Today The committee appointed by the city council met to confer with the Knights of Labor regarding the Fourth ot July celebration. It reauired nln Pullman rnnrhaa in accommodate t the Nebraska, contln- gent to the national republican con vention at Chicago. The ball game between the Tetter St Young and 3. 3. Hardin teams re sulted in favor of the visitors with a score of 13 to 8, Hughes of the home club' making a home run. " ' W. D. Burgess, formerly of Al Mo- Donald & Co. of St Joseph, made his first trip on the road last week for M. E. Smith St Co. " A hundred persons heard Father McDonald's lecture at Boyd's opera house. - The subject was "The Foot prints of Eminent Irishmen on the vonuneni 01 Europe." State Press Comments Nebraska City Press: The Omaha Bee is still proving that money do nated to the "German Red Cross" by citizens ot Nebraska, two or ' three years ago, was sent to Count Bern storff, German ambassador to Wash ington, and by him turned over to the notorious Dr. Dernburg, the head and brains of the German spy sys tem in America. Thousands of dol lars were paid over by citizens ot Nebraska to collectors for Dernburg, not a dollar of which, so tar as is known now, was ever used for the purpose tor which It was intended by the donors. Beatrice Express: The recent in crease in passenger rates and the com ing boost in freight rates has served to some extent to explode tho idea that ownirg a railroad was like unto having a 1 government mint working for you alone. Bear stories of various kinds were told by those most enthu siastic for federal ownership ot the roads but thus far little evidence that railroad men possessed vast stores of gold has been produced. Grand Island Independent: The United States Army Recruiter, a pub lication printed for the advancement of recruiting throughout the country. publishes a cartoon that should be of special interest to Nebraskana It is a horse race with five entries and the horses are going across the line In a certain hea In the following order: San Francisco, New York. Minneapo lis, Chicago, Omaha. Nebraska's me tropolis is in tome class. Right to the Poin' Minneapolis Journal: The French have taken the village of Dammard, though they found it not so Dammard to take. ' Kansas City Star: Secretary Lan sing declares that the only way to peace with Germany is to go on with the war. To go on with it clear to the end of the way and then some. Minneapolis Journal: The Ameri can marines are at home on the Marne. Fresh water or salt It's all the Bame to them when the word to fight comes. Washington Post: The enormous drop in the German birth rate is not without Its compensation, as the luck iest thing that can happen to a boche baby is not to be born. Louisville Courier-Journal: The young man who regrets that he is of draft age if such there ie could find 100 men ot his acquaintance who would give their years and their chance for bis. Minneapolis Tribune: It's dollars to doughnuts the American boys on the Marne are afraid to tackle one thing the pronunciation of the names ot some of those French towns. ) New York, Herald: "Make Prussia hate war," Says Secretary Lansing. Sure! Give the Prussians and all other Germans so much of war that they will not talk war or think war for at least a century. A. southern' contemporary suggests that the way to accomplish that is to "rearrange the Prussian landscape so as to make It harmonize with the landscape of Belgium and northern France." It .that la the only way, It will be done. Twice Told Tales The Right Spirit. President John Grier Hlbbens of Princeton said the other day: "It costs $10,000 to make an air man, and no airman should be fool' ishly reckless, for his country can't at fcrd to lose him. "I like to think of the Princeton boy who was asked, when he went from his training camp to the front: ' 'Well, are you prepared to de for your country?" '"Not a bit of it, said the young airman. Tm prepared and well pre pared to make about six Huns dally die tor tneirsr" Washington star. The Literary Bent. : One afternoon two young women one of them of literary bent, chanced to meet on a train and after the ice was broken they exhaustively con versed on various topics dear to the feminine heart. "By the way," remarked the liter ary one. Anally side-tracking fashions and sweaters for the soldiers and in. troducing her favorite subjects, "do you care for Crabb's Tales?" "I never ate one in my life." was the rather startling rejoinder of the other, "but I am just crazy over lob sters." Harper s Magazine. Experience. He Darling, you are the first wom an I ever kissed. She You don't do it like an ama teur. He How do you know? Balti more American. turn en a switch, and then read a oovat while tha Ironing waa being done." touts Ilia Courler-JournaL Ha Couldn't you find If agreeabla to knll closer tha tie of friendship between usT She Couldn't do it. I'm too busy knit ting socks. 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