jyA AeH( I i i " B 4 i j V tmtsm ,11.7 Jls Indulged it a Ottta.?& 5ParJc,s -ar n MM 1 X $0 CfStf Ml yoUHAF j Any sokt o COSTU2TE -TROT? THIS - P TO 4 THIS WOT ALLoweo Oti THIS COURSE f Ml r- prcfe tAs t U The Omaha Sunday Bee . - . OMAHA, SUNDAY - MORNING, JUNE 16. "1918. v goes prcfefi tAs to tfic Country uw, ft is so much snore cosmopolite Cop's Thrill Policemen We thrilling moments in their lives. Michael Coffey, direc tor of traffic at Fortieth and Farnam streets, is willing to match his thrill against the thrill of any other mem- ' ber of the force. Not very long ago Coffey was ' standing at his station, keeping the traffic moving without colliding.! He stoppedjor a few sfo.nds to pass the time of day with a real estate friend who wanted d sell Coffey a bungalow or something Ifce that. All of a sud den Coffey heard an, object approach insr him from the rear. It way a ped dler with a dilapidated horse drawing - . . . . IT .1 A m antiquated wagon, xie contmanucu the driver to stop and wait for a sig nal to proceed. The peddler almost t:r.j it.. ; i'u-.i I : LI. .f IIIICU IMC HUllMdl UttlKWBrU 111 1113 EI to observe the traffic officer's com mand. The horse drew, up so close to Coffey that if stepped on one of his feet and it was the foot that was decorated with corns. ( - : ."Did .you ever have a horse step on your corns?" Coffey' asked. "Well, if you haven't, then you have never had a real thrill," fie added. The hone was blind Wins Medals v 5 Tmm a iA a mi m mm w. ?iw v w i b I 'l'i Jk. I I .11 v'ifi XAMICT K i 'j' L "Comb Honey" By Edward Black Winning gold medals provided thrills tfor ' Rabbi Frederick Cohn, while attending tire schools of Provi ''Ifnce,"R. I., and Cincinnati, O. The firscmedal, valued at $20, was won by lit. Colin for excellence in oratory in , a commencement competition. Kabbi Cohn was only 16 at this time. His subject was "The Career of Lord Bcaconsfield." The sedond was won , upon graduating from theUniversity of Cincinnati four years later. It was . known as the Jones prize and was a purse containing $40 in gold. ; Dr. Cohn created much amusement from the unceremonious manner in which he thrust the purse iito his pocket. x ,. :"" . ".. The Dialogues of Jane and Paul. Jane edged up to the evening table where Paul was figuratively buried in his newspaper. Her mind was perturbed as -she wondered whether she would try a pacifist treatment, a policy of non-resistance or unleash her restless spirit upon friend hus- Dana. , "Paul, dear," she began, "we are going to have new, neighbors.- I don't know who they are, but Mrs. Dull told me that they have two-year-old twins that sleep in the day time and conduct a ballyhoo during Hie flight." Paul looked over the top of his paper, nodded his head affirmatively, and his face indicated that neithe'r his interest uor his imagination had been stirred. He wanted his academic freedom. "Can't you see that I am reading? Don't you suppose that a man wants a little time to himself?" he asked, brusquely. ' It'a Up to Jane. Jane continued to purr: "I nearly forgot to tell you that I am going to see my Jlentist in the morning, and I know that you will not be cross when you come home in the evening to find that I am a crosspatch." "Can't you think of something more altruistic than your teeth and the neighbor's twins to talk about? I can find more interesting subjects in this newspaper. A man wants to be interested when he comes home from his day's work," was the cool rejoinder. i Jane bit her lip and then changed from a kittenish manner to the ap pearance of a woman who could utter cruel words." "So it is an interesting woman that you want. I suppose that I should spend my time learning how to be" interesting,' instead of how to make housekeeping a profession: then vou would regard me in a different man ner," she replied, her emotions break ing loose from their chains. Strange Words, These. Strange words from Jane, Paul thought. He had never heard her The Weekly & Bumble Bee 7,'. QMAHA, SUNDAY MORNING, JUNE 16, 1918. TUK WEEKLY BUMBLE BEE A. STINGER, . EDITOR. 4 Communication! on ny topic roeetvod, without poatat or lntur. N'ont returned. NO 'ADS AT ANT PRICE t , NOVELTY. Onet In while wo get o tlrd of the herolo of "BIH" , Hrt. the vim of "Dug." Flr bunki, the llly.iweetnmi of Slary rilohfnrk. th vampln of T. Mora that w long lor omethlng new and novel. v -would llks to ' a flllum - tn which "BUT htrt would play tha part of a pollahed and mil ln villain In. vtnln - drm: -Dug.'' Falrbanka tha rola. of baahtul country youth; Mary Pitchfork would Inlarprat tha part of a bold and wlckad ad vnturt and .Theda would ba a iwt. Innocent thing, playing the organ tn tha village church. Wouldn't that ba a humdinger f TOWEK. ; When Zbyexke and Stechrln a alnglt week come In and atand humbly by tha deak of Fred 8. Hunter the world'a greateat ,, aportlng editor it U then that , wa feel our own lirtleneas and tha power oi tha aportlng edl- tor, before Which (and whom) great raaalera and prlie fighter and bate ball player alike bow - tha bead.' v - ' - rOUTICAL. . - Ellla Good, Peru, Neb., -who ta mentioned aa republican candi dal for state treasurer, wa dwrlbed typo-erratlemlly a a "leadfthg barber of hla town by one of tha atala paper the other day. Tha nearent Ellla aver cam to bartering wa In, hla capacity of banker, "thavhig" note. Keaxn. - , ' . PEEVED. - Femlnall ara all right In oe cupationi where h use . of aklrta I - dangeroua or Incon venient But. It I dltguiting t ae waltreaae wearing them. Iff . punk advertlilng Idea. ', " FATS.' "Civ fata to our aoldler and a Me." aay tha food administra tor. apo we glv Dan But ler, Doq Carver and Qua Miller! i EXTJtAI' Astronomer aeem to get aa much axclted ovy the dtacov ery of a sew (tar aa baa ball manager jm theatrical mag nate. Vo fatted calf I "killed for the modern prodigal (oo they mt (ha prodigal do that. Stock- left left Extra! 'Bumble Bee Gets Big v Society Story Direct From Buckingham Palace, London (Via Brltlih," Trtat-Atlantle and u. a. Main.) While other papers print society news of mere Messrs." and "Misses" and "Mesdames," The Bumble Bee has secured society news for its columns concern ing vkings and queens, lords and ladies, princes and princesses, counts and countesses, barons and baron esses. In society news as well as in other departments The Bumble Bee leads. Here is our society news: ; nn1rlnf,a m O.iar. T.Anilni, V . Hngland, May I .The King atyl Queen, aocomnanted by the Prlnreaa Mary, aud attended by tha Ladle and Gentlemen of the Household In Waiting, ar rived at the Palace (ram York Cottage, Bandlrlngham, t hla mornliig. Quean Alexandra and the rrinoM Victoria, vlalled Their Ma.teatlea thta afternoon. The Bight Hon. D. Lloyd George. W. P. t Prime Mlnlater and Plrat Lord of tha Treaaury). had an audience of Tha King thl evening. - Th Prlnca Albert. attemlecTby Staff . Surreotj houla 'Urelg. K. N left tha Palaf a for the Hoyal hiatal Air Station, Cranwell. The -"Lady fva Dugdal haa succeeded tha Lady Mary Tre fuelK a Lady In Waiting to the Qfft.s t U:t, .... ;r '' " Marlborough - Houo, London, England, May 14. The Karl Howe (Txrd Chamberlain to Queen Alexandra) rnprenented Iter Majesty at the Funeral of Mr. Alfred da Rnthschlldjwhlch took 'place at Wtlleatlen Ceme tery thl morning. Her Majeaty, accompanied by The Prince Victoria, and at tended by Ah Hon Charlotte Knolly and Colonel Sir Arthur Davidson, vUtted the Mining and Wounded Department of the British Red Cms Society at IS. Carlton. House Terrace, today. Queen Alexandra, with The Princes Victoria, visited The King and Queen at Bucking ham Palar thta afternoon. The Earl of Kenmar ha left London for Ireland. The Countess of Mar and Kelll ha left London for Alloa. ' , Tha Earl of Mayo ha left London for Inland. Lord Whltburgh ha returned to London from Scotland. 8lr-John and the Hon. bady Barlow have arrived In London 'The bright-faced. ' J bone headed Walter at a local hash garage foiled our patriotlo In tention by declining to (How u a double portion of corn bread. Food administrator' order, he said. HI sot to reason why. Probably ha weald have allowedJ us oniy on glass or water, too' Mayor Smith . didn't lmu ny proclamation last week. from Torkmgton Lodge, port. Sir Michael Nairn hss London for Fife. n Sir Lkwellyu Smith ha 1 London for the Continent. Sir William OarsUn ha lft London for the Continent. Mr, Justice Darling was ab sent from the Klng'a Bench Division yesterday, owlng' to a chill. Daron de Monrheur, the Bel gian Mlnlaterj will make a for mal inspection or, the Lyceum de Londre (French and Bel gian secondary schools), at No. IS and 17, Buckingham Palace garden, 8. W.I, today, at 10:30. Sir R. V. Vassar-Smtth. Provincial Grand Master of (lloucestenrhlre, will preside at the anniversary (wtlval of the Royal Masonic Benevolent Insti tution at the Connaught Room. V RIUUKR. ' Our Idea of attempting to do the Impossible Is portrayed In an advertisement of celluloid col lar In a magailne. A picture of 'a real "classy" chap wtrh one of them on Is shown and a beautiful dame Is hy hi Bide looking at, him with admlru Hon, etCv, In her eye. How many, please T OITSIDK. Jerry Howard say Postmaster Fanning orderffll him out, of the federal building, when he went In and Just asked him whether tho' government had railed tha wagea of the scrubwomen jet RAISED. W used to talk about "mil-llon-dollar rams" tn Nebraska. Now they , are "billion-dollar rain." Even the price of rain has goao up. ., . , rREMEMT. Cttixen Jamea C. Dahlnutn waa seen on Farnam atreet the otler day. Mr. Dahlman was, for . many ': years, mayor of Omaha, - . ' DREARY. What looks so desolate aa a campaign card of a defeated candidate There are atitl lots it them on JJje hoardings. - JM IC1DE. Now wennow where Frusxle add got Its) name, sine wo have , seen how the Prussian operat. i PROBLEM. Dear Mr. Fairfax: I am a young girl, IT years of age. My fiance la very fond of green onion and thl kind of onion make hi beath odorous. How can I break him of the habit f Tou dovnot state your fiance' age. Why not have the onion dyed some other color T Inex pensive vegetable dye can be purchased at any drug store. If thl doe not Improve the sit uation, hava a serious talk with, your nance, rou must be firm, even at tho risk of your happi ness. Per hap our readers can uggeat something. Qt'KRr. . Editor of the Bumble Bee: I nave been reading lrt the papers something about the Oerman offensive and what I want to ask Is, what are the Germans offended about T What I am a-thlnklng is that they will feel offended before we get through w th ' them. Tn the meantime let us buy all of me Liberty bonds we can. yiours truly. HENRY LEFFINGWELL. PRECIPITATION. We believe in base ball, but" this year the "No Game Rain" sign on the score boards call silent ytheer from us. Wheat I even more important than base ball and we're doing all we can to get a billion, bushel crop thl year. That'll cause the kaiser (Smalt "k." Mr. Printer), some sleepless nights. ' talk that way before. He had not credited her with that much spunk, but he thought he would carry out his pseudo-role of injured innocence just to see how far she would go. The thought that tte work of a' housewife was a profession, had never occurred to him. He just took it for granted that woman's sphere was cooking meals, sweeping floors, washing dishes, rearing children, can ning fruit and doing other chores around the house, "I gaveupfa career to accept the profession of housewife in your home, but I did not know that one of the requirements of the position was to compete with you in being interest ing"Jane continued, as-4he tem perature of the room idropped with a thud. She Went to her room. She did not'ery her pretty eyes out and say that she was going back to her mothe er; instea" she quickly donned her prettiest clothes and appeared before i am with their iirstborn mrt;r arms. Hire a Nurse Maid. "Here's the babyf Paul. You can take care of him for the remainder of the evening. I am going out. I don't know where I will go, but I will go where I can learn to be in teresting. There are many places in a city where even a woman may hear interesting conversations and meet interesting people, but you know I would not get very far if I took the baby with me. Interesting women do not carry infants around with them. So you cah care for Reginald until I come back, f he soothing syr up and the paregoric are in the medi cine cabinet. Don't make a mistake by giving the baby peroxide for pare goric. You will find other articles of infant welfare on the dresser. If you can't adjust them, call in soiif: of the neighbors. You will find a book, 'The Care of Infants,' in the book case," were Jane's parting words. She took her leave, unceremonious ly and determinedly. Paul resolved to stick to the bitter end. tie ac cepted the situation without a de murrer, i The Trouble Starts. Paul's attention was aroused by the crying of the baby, which he took up and tried to pacify. He had he lachrymose infant on Its back and then on its stomach, sang all of the lullabys ;he ever head, administered some of the paregoric and some of the soothing syrup, but all to no avail. The nwjre'he tried, thgrharder the offspring expressed displeasure. He tried to locate the source of infan tile discomfiture, but in that venture he was equally helpless. His patience was short-lived. ; Then his pride took a fall and he began to have serious thoughts. He looked around-the room amPviewed. an empty rocking1 chair which seemed to mock him with its emptiness. He walked into an other room and beheld a woman's house dress which seemed to rise up and chide him.' In his oucoming delirium he visualized that dress in its familiar custom of moving about Cvawfavl Rehearsal Police Judge Madden tells of a ' th.-ill he experiences quitefrequntlyr . when he sentences a poor unfortu nate spy to be shot to death at sun rise which takes place only during r the rehearsals of a home talent playv to be acted soon for the benefit of v the Red Cross. . As Madden takes the part of judge advocate in the drama, he enjoys the thrill of passing sentence Aipon a "traitor to his country." ; Commission "Lt. Chester T. Wardweti." Those" words created a grtat big thrill in C T. Wardwell, former teacher at Cen tral High school. In fact, the whole time during which Lieutenant Ward well strove for his shoulder pins he received plenty of thrills. The first one cama-when he received word that he had passed his entrance examina tions and should repNjrt at once for training. The six montfis that fol lowed were packed with thrills, of which riding in a balloon a few thou sand feet above terra firma was the least. The last and. biggest thrill was when with two other cadets from a class of 75 he was sehcted for imme diate duty and sent to' Fortress Mon Joins Navy Ensigti Condict, in charge of navy rr ntif trter !n Vi m rtt n t-i i liefvtnt A hundreds of thrills when he was a re porter on the Cleveland Leader, and later on the St. Louis GloberDem ocrat, but he .declares that ncW, of . them compares with the feeling he had when he took the oath of al- legiance in the navy in St. Louis a year ago last April. "It was the most sober occasion I ever experienced," Jie said; "in a way I felt that I was consecrating my life. I had just been examined phys ically, mentally and morally, and had been accepted and I realized the seri ousness of the oath I took. I knew I had done the right thing and I felt clean and manly." : Ensign Condict has administered" the oath to thousands of recruits dur- ing the last year and he says that' every time he swears a new recruit into the service he thinks of the time when he took the oath. Colonel Grant's HCF . Holland 1 not at war but the Dutch certainly are "In Dutch" when It cornea to the cost of living. Pork costs 11.10 a pound, beef $J a pound, coffee 11.80 a pound and butter 11.75 abound .hi tha land 'of dikes and mllliL ' "the house and instinctively he almost m . r. iv. Folks ara "funny." We think wa simply can't ronsume an Ice cream oda, ginger ale of phosphate without a straw. Yet we would never dream of drinking a glass of water, milk or buttermilk that way. CITIK. With 'the antt-loaflng law tn effect, why not put war tax (tacks) on the parki benches so th professional , loafers can't sit downT (Laughter and cries of "hear,"' "hear."') - Sign Farnam CLUB." business o." SIGNIFICANT. -on a building .at 1S: atreet: "DAHLMAN Just below It la the ign of "SMITH A . NEAR. "We are within three kilo meters l.iS miles) of the ironi. cubbies a war correal pendent lu tha Dally News. WISDOM. A bon mot- from I mil ire: lira of not a lua : .'Thicken stealing Is ianly aort." tf..i offered the infant to the object of his mind's eye. He tried to get away from himself, but, the baby continued to demonstrate exceptional lung power. He tried to initiate some of the mellifluous word he'had heard his wife address to the infant with effect, but the more he talked the more the youngster yelled in its anguish. He. became desperate as hf started out to take the child over to a neigh bor whom lrknew was an adept in the art of relieving infant distress. He walked around the side of the house and was on the front walk when Jane tjurned heVorner and al nipst ran into him. ) The .baby stopped crying when reassured by its. mothers presence. Paul and Jane met face to face. He delivered his . charge over to more competent, arms. ' . Yes. Tef Us Where. ".Where are you going?" Jane and By CHARLES F. COBRY. Omaha, the center of the world's "bread basket," now as it has always been, offered an opportunity in 1893 where one's daily "bread and butter" was assured that's why it now num bers among its most prominent citi zens, Bryce Crawford, county judge. Judge Crawford acknowledges that when he finished his law course at theUniversity of Kansas his outlook on life, in a financial way, could have taken on a much more rosy aspect. Students just out of aw sthool, as a rule, are not "overburdened" with worldly goods. Bryce Crawford was no exception, and that particular time in the.country's history was far from prosperous. "So I came to Omaha where my parents then lived; where my 'bread and butter' was awaiting me; where I was certain of the fact," Judge Crawford says. And the judge added: "There were many In those days who had no such assurance." Born In Illinois. Judge Crawford, however, is re- pentent when he divulges the fact that he was not born in Omaha. That particular event occurred at Sparta, 111., on October 6, 1870. Byrce was the son of Mr. and Mrs.V. D. Craw ford, both now living in Omaha at 1618 Binney street. When Bryce was S years old, the Crawford family moved to Kansas City, where Mr. Crawford was secretary of the land department of the Union Pacific. Byrce remained with his parents un til 1888, when he entered th Uni versity of Kansas. After his uni versity training he took up the study of law in 1891 at the same university, and graduated in 1893. Bryce en joyed a wide reputation during his college days as a base ball player, contending in many games in Mis souri Valley conference. It was in 1893 that he followed his parents to Omaha, and has remained here since. Attorney Crawford on his arrival in ' Omaha immediately took up the practice of law, having been employed by the firm of Mc Clanahan & Halligan, the former now in North Platte and the latter is in Chicago. In 1904 Judge Crawford first "dab bled" in politics, politics in one sense of the word only, as Judge Crawford depends upon his ability to make friends as a supporting factor, rather than "politics. I,t was then that Mayor Frank Moorts appointed him as police magistrate, an office that he held for over six years, by re-appointment three times. In 1911 he was elected county judge by a big majority, and held that office perma nently since and has already had three terms. Field To Himself. Judge Crawford now holds an en viable position. During his adminis tration as county judge he has elimi nated opposition. During the last two times he ran for office he had the field absolutely to himself. No one cared to dispute his right to the of fice. He is again going to seek re election this fall, and up to date no particular opposition has yet made its appearance. One particularly proud moment irn Judge Crawtord s life is when he makes mention of his .-"kiddies," all of whom, however, have now "grow ed up." Miss Elizabeth Crawford recently graduated from the Univer sity of Nebraska, Alexander is well along in his course at the same in stitution and Bryce, jr., is in his sen ior year at the Omaha high school. Judge Crawford is indeed proud of his little family, the head of which, hex acknowledges, is other than himself. Col. F. A. Grant, former command- I ant of the Omaha quartermaster'; corps, tells of an "honest-to-good-ness" thrill that caused the hearts of 10,000 United States soldiers to stop beating for a few minutes as they steeled themselves for what they lie-, lieved would be one of the fiercest naval attacks during the Spanish American war. It was in July, 1898; we were on the seas near Luzon, without a naval escort, and we knew that the Span iards had 20 uncaptured gunboats in ' Philippine waters. One day when we sighted a long, low, square-rigged ship ahead of us, all troops were called to arms, men were stationed at their guns and 10,000 pairs of eyes were on the outlook for trouble Th traW put its wheel aport, headed up into the wind, wilh its broadside guns pointed toward fts. A strange ship, no flag. arm evervnne nil fiertc. 4h.n a that had been clewed up, broke from ti us main peak; ana uid Wory streamed m the breeze, while 10,000 men cheered themselves hoarse. "It was the UBited States gunboat Boston, sent out to meet us by Ad miral Dewey." Trip in a Sub Big Tornado and Paul asked each other, the words being spoken with such simultaneous ness that they sounded as if spoken by one person. "I forgot my purse and did not have a cent with me. It is difficult. you know, f learn to be interesting when one does not have money, Jane repjied, with arougish twinkle in her eye. "I was just taking the baby out for a walX. 1 read in that infant welfare book'you referred me to, that babies should have fresh air, so I thought that I would take Reginald out for an airing and then you happened along," Paul replied in mock seriousness. They returned to their dovecot where Paul agreed that housekeeping is indeed a profession and that a housewife is just as interesting as her husband thinks she is. Jane donned the house dress which Itad challenged Paul's admiration and he averred that Jane had never appeared more interesting. Me resumed his newpaper and sue. occupied the rocking , chair wijff; Reginald as contented as one could i wish. - "Thrills, cold shivers, excitementj and other confusion reigned su preme for several minutes when I was buried underneath the debris of a tornado-stricken house on that me morable dr.y of March 23, 1913," Charlie Black, member of the board of directors vof Ak-Sar-Ben, declared. 'When that cloud of destruction hit my home, I thought , without doubt that the end of thf world had arrived. No more such thrills for me." DONT WASTE LEAVES A busy bey can gather a lot of fer tilizer from garden truck, amy tha Na tional War Garden Commission. Afo you in line on canning? Better writs), for the free canning book. Just gend a two-cent stamp to tha Commission at Washington. "Going down in a submarine," is ' the answer Dr. A. F. Browning gave when asked about the greatest thrill of his life. , "A friend of mine, a captain of an American submarine, had his 'rattle snake' just off the shore from New Orleans, La.( and he invited me to go aboard with him. j "I saw the city through the peri scope. The captain adjusted themir rors so I could see every part of the city. Then he suggested that we 'go under.' I was panicky, but I went through with it. I felt sick when I realized that we werg undernhe water. We didn't stay down long, but the half hour seemed like a year to mt. When we canie up my friend insisted on showing me the whole works and as I learned what a wonderful workV of science the submarine is I was filled with, real awe for it." Four U. S. Officers N In Omaha Forge ; Ahead in the Army . : Within-the last two weeks four offi sers of the Omaha quartermaster's corps have been promoted by the War department. Col. F. A. Grant, formerly com mandant of the corps, was recently transferred to Montreal, Can., to take charge of embarkation and transpor tation of army troops and supplies. Maj. John C. Maher, formerly dfs- -bursing officer, has been made com manding officer of the corps and been recommended for rank as a lieutenant colonel in the United States array. , Maj. Walter Stern,property officer and until recently acting commanding officer, has been traisferred to Camp j Bowie, Tex., where 30,000 troops are stationed. He will be camp, quarter master. Capt. Walter E. Kruesi, reclamation officer, who inaugurated the conserva tion work at the Omaha depot, has been transferred to Washington, where he wilt be in charge of reclama. tion work. , A SCORCHER ' With deep scorn In her eyes tha aughty girl swept toward the door. "You need not fear that I shall re nroach you with yourarjerndv.'' ins " said. "I waive all claim, sir, to your 1 miserable, fickle an unuesirable af fection." "Wew!" mutterel the crestfallen r i i n or man aa ha vera m AM l m. md id l niuurj wile I his thoughts, "that waa a hot wavt -- ail rightMr-Bo8toa Jranscript tlJ