12 THE BEE: OMAHA, SATURDAY, JtlNE 15, 1918. The' Omaha Bee DAILY (ifo&NING) EVENING SUNDAY founded n eowa&o bosswater VICTOa EOSEWATER. EDITOR THB BEX PliBUSHQJO COM PANT. PROPRIETOR. Eaters at Omaha postoiflet m eeeood-class matter. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION B, Center, m auu. Dally en eWay.. ............. pat weak, lSe Pnu.M.i Mir wiumoi ttuodw....... ....... ...... iao .M Svae'at Bee only ' 6e - 1M Bead novo ol oSaase of eddrsat oc InetulailO la silw) le Vaults Be Qjouiattae uevartmenb MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS at Aeseeiaiee Pnm. at sete Iki taut ml. la eatitkd m u an (or pneuceiJoa ol all am dittxtobw endued to U ot aot Mm eredlietf la this pacer. a4 alto UM total nam laMlaM htm, ail itsatt al aeHieeUee at eat epseiel dispeiolMs REMITTANCE ftemlt l draft express or postal order. Oah 1 and i paynest or amau eocouni rereoaai Mm man -f ; , OFFICES Omaha the Baa BaUdlng, Chicago PlopM! iat tituldloa loulk Osuhe-lllS M 8c Nr lors-ft riftk Ira. GeaacU Bluffs H If. BUla , 81 lwJ Nr B'k of Commerce tuwola LllUe Bslldlaa. WasbInitoa UU G BC CORRESPONDENCE a Ureas etwanaiMatioas relatlns to and sdltoitsJ as at umeaa Bee, aouonet Department MAY CIRCULATION. Daily 69,841 Sunday 59,602 twnta aUeObuoa far om auem, sabaaribss aaa swan to at Dwigat WUueaa, Clieulatloe Maaatsf. lubscrfbets leaving tk lty shantd have The Baa mailed a then, Addraes changed aa oftea aa requested. THE BEE'S SERVICE FLAG inn'!!1 IMliiiB nmsm Cheer up; we have yet a week of spring- to go. Flag day every day while this war eontinuei, and ever after. Have a good time, school children! But put itt part of your vacation doing something useful American waters are now included In the kilter's "war zone" but (hips still come and go from our ports. V Mr. Rockefeller might find some interest in Checking up the "filling stations" that adorn Omaha' streets. , ' Henry Ford must have had t vision of one of his machines riding up the steps, of the senate wing of the capital. ' The new railroad director!" will do well If they begin now to assemble ears to haul Ne braska wheat to market Field Marshal Halg also likes the looks of the American soldier. His views are generally A shared by his countrymen. No limit will be placed on debate In the scu te, it least until a lot of issues that have noth- to do with the war are disposed of. , fht wea "clncy of i n4the wei Ve exp weather man insists we still have de- moisture precipitation since March 1, weather man's records may be relied on. express offices are now to be merged for PlVs of economy, and efficiency. Omaha "'"wEetfleast expected, i - That belated declaration by, Germany1 that our eastern coast is a danger tone is wholly un- necessary. We know it only Germany greatly exaggerates the danger, i : The Verity with which those referendum petitions y ere prepared suggests great possibili ties for that method of prolonging disputes in the city council. He villi be t benefactor who de vises an equally efficacious method o! ending arguments between the commissioners. 1 AMERICANS WILLING TO SERVE. English and French alike are thrilled by the spirit shown by the American soldiers, not only in the actual combat, but in their willingness to make what is denominated "sacrifice jn connec tion with the service. This so-called sacrifice has taken the form of submitting to be brigaded with French and British troops, to take orders from generals of other (armies, and generally to help out, wherever needed. While all Americans will appreciate the kindly comment this conduct has brought out, they wljl wonder somewhat that it should be so. Our British cousins, especially, .seem to mar vel at the cheerful way in which the American soldier sinks his national identity and becomes just a part of the great war machine. ' In this they utterly mistake the American mood. It is not that we do not have a proper, and in some ways perhaps an inordinate, national pride, and that this extends to our army in all its branches But we did not go into this war to bring new glories to American arms; our national pride rests chiefly on other basis than what we have done in a martial way, although the record we have made in war on land and sea is one to which we con fidently refer any opponent as a proof of our sin' cerity In that grim business. What we went to France to do primarily is to "lick the kaiser," to defeat Prussian militar ism, and if we can help in this work by letting our boys battle alongside the brave Frenchmen and the valorous Britons, or in any other way, we are content. If further sacrifice is necessary to wind up the bloody but necessary undertaking, we will make it Americans are bent on service, not on establishing their prowess as fighting men, for that is beyond dispute or denial. ; Destruction ol French Sugar Mills.' Tbt thoroughgoing quality Of German fright fulness has had its most impressive illustration In the obliteration of French industrial .establish' ments wherever the Hun has come. Organized groups of expert workmen have been employed in denuding mills and factories of their machin- j try, and when everything moveable has been carried off, engineers are called in, and soon in puffs of high explosive and clouds of dust the building disappears. Nowhere has this been more effectively carried out than in the opera tions against the sugar mills. In the occupied portion of France the -Germans surrounded 203 out of a total of 213 French sugar mills, as well as a very large proportion of the sugar beet lands. These mills have been systematically and completely destroyed.. Machinery of all kinds was removed to Germany, and the buildings were demolished. A result Is that the pre-war sugar production for France of, 967,440 tons has been cut to 204,405, Or less than one-fourth. While the French people have restricted their use of sugar to the lowest limit," they look to the world outside for considerable supply to make up the shortage. America must continue to share with them for a long time to come available stocks of ugnr. v,'; : V, ". ' Foundation for the New Tax Law. Today's experience will give the Treasury de partment basis for its final calculations as to what form the new revenue law will take. When the totals for income and excess profits taxes are made up something definite will be had to work from. At present the estimates of revenue from this source are variously placed at from two and one-half to three and one-half billion dollars. The latter figure Is an extreme guess, and not likely to be attained. Tfie best calcula tions have placed the expected total of income and excess profits taxes under the existing law at arpund $2,700,000,000. This, with collections from other sources, will bring the total revenue for the year up to a little above $4,000,000,000. This is against expenditures of $12,000,000,000 in round numbers. We have d far defrayed one-third of our war expense by taxation. Economists are divided as to what proportion should be provided by taxa tion and how much rest on credit, but the ratio for the current jear seems sound. Treasury estif mates for the coming year have gone as high as $25,000,000,000, but the ability of the country to expend that amount is challenged.. Analysis of expense to date shows that almost one-third of Our outlay has been loans to allies, while a very considerable part of the remainder has been in the nature of capital expenditure, which will not require duplication ,and which will soon become revenue-producing. Allowing for this, it is admitted, the require ments of the war for the next fiscal year will exceed That now ending, and that a much larger collection of revenue from taxation will be forced. The general financial condition of the country is healthy, and an even greater strain can be sup ported without serious business discomfort Oratory and the Senate. Senator James Hamilton Lewis deplores the decadence of oratory in the United States senate. A motion to change the rule governing debate and place a narrower limit on the flow of words inspired him to a lament over the passing art of ornate speech-making, The senate has orators, but no oratory, says the Illinois oriflasnme, whose reputation as a dispener of tinkling phrases and sonorous sentences has been well built up on many a Chautauqua platform. If Daniel Web ster or Henry Clay were to be brought back to active service in the United States senate they would find their usefulness seriously impaired, because of the newer methods of disposing of questions presented. As to oratory, Cicero's denunciation of Cati line might be listened to, but were Pericles to start unrolling the manuscript of his speech ex tolling the soldiers on their return from Salamis his auditors would scatter as blackbirds before the hunter. Allof which is important from the viewpoint of the Vofesslonal word juggler, but it does not help the case. While the senate chamber no longer resounds with the eloquence of inspiration dropping in deathless expression from the lips of gifted speakers, its echoes are daily disturbed by thevdroning of interminable talk. The slightest provocation serves to stir into active flow the fountains uf speech, and inil lions of words are recorded for the output of each session of congress, most of which might as well have been left unsaid, so far as they affect the course of legislation or the destiny of the nation. The senate has little enough of oratory, but it does indulge In an immense amount of unneces sary' talk. , Run Pirates Pariahs of the Sea League of Seamen Fostered by Murder oj Non-Combatants "1 hate to do this. I used to command an American liner and I have some good friends among the commanders of American steamships. But war is war, so we will go through with this little job." 3 ibe speaker was the commander ot a German submarine, his "litle job" the sinking of the freighter Texel a job that was part and parcel of Hun piracy. Whether that was the same submarine that sank the pas senger steamship Carolina, with the conse quent loss of life, is not yet determined. All of the Carolina's passengers or crew whose lives were ost are the victims of murder, coldlv calculated and deliberate. "War is war, but piracy and the murder of helpless noncombatants are not a part of war as de cent people understand war and practice it. "I have some friends among the com manders of American steamships," this Ger man pirate said. Never was Hun more mis taken. He might have been right had he used the past tense, for there was a day when German seamen were admitted to the comradeship of other followers of, the sea. Never aeainl American seamen are seeincr their dead, as British seamen have seen theirs. Can there be anv doubt that German seamen henceforth will be oariahs in the eyes of American, as well as of British, men of the sea? The attitude of British seamen is set forth in a recent statement oS Mr. Havelock Wilson, president of the Seamen's and Fire men s union of Great Britain, on the subiect of the sacrifices of the British mercantile marine and the future punishment of the murderers. In that statement Mr. Havelock Wilson says: i'l shall be well within the mark if I state that nearly 15,000 British seamen have been murdered by German oirates since Autrust 1914. And the pace crows hotter, so far as the loss of life is concerned, for, although there has been a decline in the number of ships attacked, the Germans are more than ever determined that the sailors in the ships they do manage to sink shall none of them live to tell the damning tale of murder of which our comrades have been the victims. 'It cannot be too widelv known that the British sailors are in deadly earnest in their determination to apply the punitive boycott to uermany atter the war. Less than a vear ago the limit of the boycott was fixed at two years; but the penalty grows with the crime, and at the moment the period during which we snaa decline to have anvthine to do with the transport of goods to or from Germany is five years and a half. "And if there are oeoole at home foolish enrugh to think that this penalty will not be New York Herald. cxacied to the uttermost,' I can assure them that I have the most positive proof in my pcssession tnai ine commercial toik in Oer many are living in no such fools' paradise. They are very uneasy about it, because they know that we already possess the power and influence to make good our threat and that public opinion in this country is growing in our favor every day. Almost by every post ve are enrolling new members in the Mer chant Seamen's league, and we have yet to discover a hall that is too large for our meet ings in any part of the country. "Since the foundation of the league al the Albert Hall last September more than 100 meetings have been neld in various parts of the country, and members are being drawn from all classes of the community. We have more than 10,000 members in the league al ready and the membership grows with every fresh outrage committed by our urspcakabl: foes. I am quite satisfied that the policy of the boycott will be supported in this country as the only punishment to fit the crime, and how any Briton can think otherwise jasses my comprenension. "Those candidates for Parliament at the next general election who do not definitely pledge themselves to the policy of th league will have a poor chance of finding their way to Parliament Ve are organizing branches of the league in every constituency, and shall be prepared to run candidates against those who do not satisfy us on the score of their sympathy with our objects. We i are not takinir this line because we want Parliament to do anything for us. We do not want Par liament to interfere. We want this thing to be carried through by the people." Replying to the question, "How do you propose to carry out your policy after the war without the sanction of Parliament?" Mr. Wilsdn said: "Easily enough. No man can be com pelled to work for any particular firm, or buy from any one shop; nor can our members be made to work for firms that deal with Germany, if they make up their minds not to do so. i Our league, as well as our union, is in this business to the last man. Masters and officers are with us in hearty unanimity, and it would be interesting to know where the owners even if they wished to do so, which is a far-fetched assumption are to get their seamen from to handle stuff iif any way connected with Germany, seeing that there is not a man in the service who will be a party to such work. For the work in the constituencies we have some 'rattling good hustlers' already on the job, and we have the money to build up a thoroughly efficient, aggressive organization' 7ft3& In Which Class Are You ? The Timet to Make Some Sacrifice for Humanity's Sake A boy I know was father in support of his desire to get into some form of war service. He was' too young to be drafted or to enlist The ques tion was whether he should remain in school for at least another year, or go to work in shipyard or some other industry directly connected with the war. Never mind how it came out: I overheard the discussion, and just one thing remained in my mid this remark of the boy: , - "After the war there will be only two kinds of people in America those who did and those who didn't." And he went on, to sav something like this: I don t mean those who did and those who didn't fight in the trenches; I mean those who did and those who didn't take some part intentionally in this big thing thats going on. I want to be able to look back after ward and say to myself that I didn't sit by and do nothing simply because of the day when I happened to be born. It struck me as a pretty clear statement of the situation as it affects, or ought to af- tect. everv American man. woman or child old enough to understand anything about it. Oddly enough, that same day 1 dtned with the family of a very wealthy man. When we came to dessert the mother said, a bit apologetically, to me: "I was planning: to have ice cream today, but 'the children forbade it, even for you. 1 hey have decided not to have ice cream at present because of the surr it takes, and because it is one of, the things they can go without They are going without other thines. too. to 'helo win the war.' In fact, they tyrannize over us. and call attention to every form of waste. She added with a laugh: "Of course, there are a good many forms of waste in a house like ours that they do not recognize." In another home a few days later we had the old-time white bread, and when I re marked that "Mr. HooVer'll get you if you don't watch out," the mother said: "I'd be perfectly willing myself to tro without white bread altogether, but my little Alice simply insists upon having it, and the girls in the kitchen say they will leave if they are deprived of it." still later, in an employment othce where spent an hour or so, I heard a cook say to a woman whom she was cross-examining about the conditions unde- which she would work: "I simply won t work for you if you are eroine to skimn me on suear the wav the last lady I worked for did." While I was meditating about this last declaration a woman bearing every mark of wealth came in and said to the employment agent: I want a waitress, i must have her Dy tomorrow. She must be young, good-look- n. cheerful, willing, obedient And above all, she must have no gold in her front teeth that shows, when she smiles." . Pretty good, I thought, in the midst ot world-asony to have time or thought for that sort of thing I And my mind went back to the children who were tyrannizing over a household lest Prudence Bradish far New York Post arguing with his something be done that wouldn't "help win the war." These episodes fell clearly into one or other of the two categories created by the boy's imperative . division of "those who did and those who didn't" It seemed to me that not only every per son, but every act of every person, must fall on one side or other- of that merciless line. And the division is, after all, the old division, about which we have talked so much and heard preaching so much, between Me and Uthers. More than that, if the war means anv' thing but stalking horror and world-chaos, it is between those on one side of this line -'.nd those on the other. Germany stands in the struggle for those who regard self, per sonal or national, as the be-all and end-all of existence, and those who regard the wel fare of all as having first claim, and selfness as a thing to be suppressed. In ordinary times it is difficult to impress children and grown people, toowith the duty and privilege of considering the welfare of others. The material of life is relatively tame and undramatic, the recognition of the principle has to be taught in small and rou tine ways. But now- on every hand arise conditions each of whicl carries its oppor tunity to teach the lesson. 1 he man. woman or child who thinks, or is permitted to think, that he "must" have this or that for his comfort or eniovment white bread, for instance is losing or being deprived of the benefits of this opportunity; is falling inevitably on the "didn't" side of the line. And the parents who fail to use the dramatic circumstances of these times for the training of their children are greatly to blame, trom every point ot view. Triumph of the Marines That the American marines above Chat eau-Thierry, fighting with the French, have achieved the most signal triumph for our colors thus far in the war may be inferred from the strength of the defense they were certain to meet. ' Germany's March advance on the Somme and its May advance on the Marne are, roughly, two triangles, each too narrow for comfort and further progress. Between them lie the allies, with shorter local lines of communication. In these June davs the Germans have pounded hard to drive a con nection westward. As at Chateau-Thierry, so at Torcv and Bouresches the Americans have shared no "quiet sector" for instruction, but a place in the heat and brunt of history's greatest battle. lo have held a German advance that had been continuous for a fortnight would be in the circumstances a distinct advantage To have driven the foe back, in one case even beyond the objective, is a feat of strength. skill and valor that justifies the highest praise. Berlin may yet have to reconsider its contempt for the "wooden sword" of the west In their own motto. The Marines Go First." When that is the order, they go forward. A swiftly-growing army of their countrymen aspires to rival their pace and follow their direction. New York World On Tear Ago Today lit the War. , American mission, headed by Ellhu Root welcomed at Petrosrad. . Subscription to first Liberty loan eloaed with large oversubscription. Emma Goldman . and Alexander Qorkmaa arrested m ehargea ot complicity to defeat the draft law. The Day Wo Celebrate. T Edwin & Snlvely, creamery man, bora-Ill. v i. ' Edwin T. Swobe, the insurance man, bora 1874. , , Rear Admiral Hugo Osterhaus, one ot the retired officers ot the United states navy recalled to active aarvica, , v trn at Belleville, lit., 17 years ago. X Prank E. Elwell. the first American iculptor to have aft example of hie work erected in Europe, bora at Con cord, Jdasa (e years ago. nils Day tq History. f 1T76 The British recaptured Mon treal trom the American. , 148 President Houston Issued a . proclamation declaring aa armistice '. between Texa and tyfexleo during the oef-ottations for peace. ' General Lyon, with aa expe - J tion from St Louis, occupied Jeffer , ton City without resistance. USi -President Lincoln called for I60.009 volunteers to repel the con federata invaaloa of Pennsylvania. . 1 81 Austrian began the evacua tion ot Czernowita, capital ot Buko 'ina. . . - J ust 30 Years Ago Today - A club run ot the Omaha Wheel elub la called for June 21 to the tort and return. Omaha was the recipient of a visit from T. Tokuno, vice chief of the bureau ot engraving and printing nuance department, tokio, Japan. Mr. A. C. Osterman left for West Point New York, on a visit to rela tive. W. E. Foster, who has been tn this city for some time, leu for Houston, Tex., where he ha accepted a po sition with the Well Fargo A com pany.. The Duranthoae company went oa an excursion to Fremont and a train of 10 coaches and one baggage car was provided for their aocommoda tion. : J ' A Boom Punctured. " "Nunc pro tunc," doomed the law yer, sonorously - ,X- .'.. ,..; "Gee," murmured the new sten ographer, "do you have to learn Chi nee to practice law V Chicago Post "Over There and Here1' Parentless children' are now listed among the mascot adopted by Amer ican units in France. One of the Jobless grand dukes of Russia is said to be holding down a clerkship in London. Any kind of a job looks good even, to duke forced to work for a Irving. . New York and suburb wish it clearly understood that the resident Were not a bit afraid to go home in the dark. Llghtless night served to lengthen the hour of sleep. . , , During May 44 ship were com pleted. a tonnage of 68,671, or, in Ave months, l.lli.SlT tons. This is equal to about elx years' output be fore the war. We are going soma" "We are willing," eaya Arthur Hen derson, British labor leader, "to con verse, but not negotiate, with German labor." That Is to say. British labor has no facilities for storing "scrap of paper." t Over at the Great Lakes training station the bold seamen-to-be have launched monthly a "borrowers' cleanup day," designed to wipe out all grievances If borrowed goods are returned?- The obligation extends to borrowed "smokes' and spells consid erable return. The birth record ot the family bible presented by hi mother waa required to Jar loose the 15-year-old Gilbert D. Werner ot Harrlsburg, Pa, trom service at Camp Dlx, N. J. The lad donaed aa elder brother' long troua er . and thus camouflaged deceived the recruiting officer as to his age. He went home with mother, - si ' 1 Whittled to a Point Washington Post: Kaiser Bill need never become Jealous over the honors paid to a German ace, as there is only one German two spot St Paul Pioneer Press: A southern army division has adopted the name of "Stonewall Jackson." Can't have any too much of that stonewall stuff on the fighting front these days. Brooklyn Eagle: Dividends from surplus accumulated through a term of years are not "Income" to be taxed. So the supreme court decides. Com mon sense reached the same conclu sion the moment the issue waa raised, but the conclusion ot common sense lack finality. . Louisville Courier-Journal: Dis patches state that the German now are drenching villages in the Ukraine with gaa and killing all of the inhab itants as a form of reprisal against peasant disorders. The Ukraine wanted peace at any price. This is part of the price. New York World: Another nation takes Its place In the battle line today. It is Poland. The Polish legion of 18,000 men, mainly recruited in the United State, follows In France the white eagle flag. Poland's hope of res urrection is hi allied success.. She will lot abandon hope. . Louisville Courier-Journal: Twenty yeare ago America had a arreaWarmy of 10,000. regulars W. their way to Cuba, and if anyone talked of the aeed of any army of 1,000,00 within a quarter ot a centry he was regarded as on who should be consigned to an asylum a an incurable lunatl Twice Told Tales , Ian. Hay's Fate. Captain laa Hay, on one of his war lecture tours, entered a barber shop In a amall town t have his hair cut "Stranger in the town, slrt" the barber asked. "Yes, I am," Ian Hay replied. "Anything going on here tonight?" "There's a war lecture by an Eng lish fighter named Hay," said the bar ber; "but if you go you'll have to stand, tor every seat in the hall is sold out" "Well, now," said Ian Hay. "Isn't that provoking t It's always my duck to have to stand when that chap Hay lectures." London Opinion. v Somewhat Personal. A well-known Englishman was call ing on an editor, when he rose abrupt ly and said: "But I must not further occupy the time of a busy man." "Not at alt" exclaimed the editor; "I am always pleased." "Oh, I was referring to myself," was the placid rejoinder. Boston Transcript Some Adventures. Ancient Mariner You arst me, 'ave t 'ad any adventures? Wy, I should rather think I 'ave. D'you know that, once when I was wrecked and we'd eaten all our food, we ate our belts. His Victim No! Ancient Mariner Fact me lad. An' when we'd eaten our belt the boat what we waa in turned turtle, an' and so we at that! London Tid-Bitat Test for Loyalty. Omaha, June 18. To the Editor of The Bee: Referring to testa of lov alty for the nation' 'representatives, let me ay this: I look with profound suspicion on the loyalty of that man who, well informed and of s:ood ordi nary Judgment, took the part of the Kaiser, even so far back as the inel dent of the "scrapNjf paper;" much more on mm wno even remotely con doned the sinking of the Lusitania, and the hundred other acta of war that Germany handed ua before the war. To be 100 per cent loyal to America a man must be not only loyal to the mandate of the government, but to me principles, tne spirit and the in stltutlons upon which it is founded ana or which it is built And the man who took 'an attitude favorable to Germany at any time since trermanio crimes became known can have no vote, no suDDort of mine in any way ror any office not even ror aog catcher. A. B. BROWN. Reasons For English Language. Omaha, June IS. To the Editor of rne nee: The urgence that the En llsh language be the only language laugm in puouc scnoois or even en couraged in America has it Justlflca tion In a very important fact Did you, ever note that it is lm- possioie to trunk anything except in terms of lanciino-o? Thfa la tv. v ... . ... u. v ..iuuun- tlon fact to be borne in mind in this discussion. upon this foundation rests tne raet that there such thing as an English mind, an Ameri can mind, a German mind, and so on. The English and the American minds are the jnost intimately united be. cause they have thought in terms of a common language. The German mind Is such because of Its language. ana tne language is the growth of centuries. In modern times the democratic mea in peculiarly Anglo-Saxon. I say modern times, for there was little resemblance to genuine democracy as muuerna imnK n in any or the ancient states. The Teutonic races have never toik ma impulses 01 aemocracy as we understand it. The small ex ception to this was seen onlv in the Angles, Saxons and Jutes, whose Ideas 01 aemocracy were so at variance with the Teutonic races In general that iney emigrated westward to Britain ana mere laid the foundation of modern democracy. America Is the mnentor or thia democracy. I might inciuae m mis mingling of races, also the Celtic, as pointing the direction of democracy, but the emotional Celtlo is too disposed to make an ex treme of his democracy, extending it 10 me very limit or individualism. This fact has Justified the Joke on the irishman that he considers himself as good as any man and a damn sight better. T The fact that lanuaca la th rra nicie or thought and that a language expresses only the Ideas and forms of institutions that prevail among the people who speak it. should maka ua considerate of their different attitude. For they have no words expressing mea noi eniertamea Dy tnem, or ex pressive of institutions not common among them. It la plain that a peo ple, such, for Instance as the ancient Peruvians, who had never seen a horse nor had any idea of the existence of such an animal, had no word indicat ing horse. So should you apeak to them of a horse they would have no conception of what you were speaking. So it Is with Institutions. You cannot make a people understand an idea in a language oontalntng no words ex pressive of that Idea. A realisation of this fact while making us patient with their difference of opinlo'n, should emphasize the importance of discouraging the use of languages whose words express ideas and insti tutions entirely different from our own. America will never be truly Ameri can until it realizes fully this fact and carries it into effect Therefore the teaching of all foreign languages in public Institutions of learning should be entirely eliminated. Those who might' wish still to become pro- ncieni in mem, eitner ror intellectual or commercial reasons, should rav for them from their own private funds. L. J. QUINBY. , Has Faith In Ringer. Omaha, June 14. To the Editor of The Bee: In this evening's edition of your paper is an article about Booze Sleuths Mix." To anyone not knowing the true situation one would think that Mr. Ringer and the police aeparunent were not giving tne right kind of co-operation In handling the prohibitory law In the city, but ask any of the bootleggers themselves If they will tell the truth and Mr. Ringer Is absolutely right in not even allowing any of the class of so-called state agents that our governor has had here up to dati even In his office. I would not like to state that the governor knows the caliber of men he has sent here to try and tell our city commission and police depart ment what to do and what not to do, and still insist on them taking orders from the type of specimens that he has sent here , as his representatives. The chief of the governor's staff of "booze hounds," as his title seems to be, was highly insulted because he was not consulted when our superln- t ddent of police, sanitation and pub- ; lie safety was reorganizing the police" department and trying his best to get men in the different departments that could try and produce results on 'the enforcement ot the law on every one . alike and not a few poor unfortu- nates who were not in the ring or did not rave the money to get in the ring 4 with. H. R, AISHTON. LAUGHING GAS. "HaTe you any stays T "Btaya ? "A lady wants aome etaye. ! "Oh, I aea," laid the othar elark. "What aha wanta la a corset. I haven't beard the ' other word for a Ions time." Leularllla Courier-Journal. ' "How did yon set the reputation af bains ' o wlae?" ' "I talk with a ma a till I dlaoovar aome- thins he doean't know anything about. Then I pretend to explain It to him." ' Washington Star. "I nnderstand that SSO.ftOS waa spent oa : Miss Towler'a mualcal education." "Dear met 1 presume the money waa 4 wasted." :. "Well, not exactly. It kept her in Buropa - several years and the neighbors got soma rest." Birmingham Age-Herald. The Pitiful One Tea'm. leddy: U was K the victim of a halrplane raid. '" The Sympathetic Old Lady Ah. poor fal low, and how did it happen? The Pitiful One I war atandln In the street watching one ot the blarsted thlnga -after the alarm were sounded, stepped lnt a 'ola and broke ma lalg. London Tlt-Blta. Tommy cams home at supper time hlghlj elated. "Pa," he said, "I have J list learned " from one of the soldiers bow te say thank ' you" and If you please In Franch." -r, 'Good," said his rather. "That's more tbaa : you ever learned to say la English." San ' Francisco Chronicle. v. "The youngsters think they're smart with their new danoes." "Well, Unole Joshf "I'll admit they do give yea a goes ax euse for hugging a girl, but at that they ain't got nothing on tba old-fashioned kiss ing games." Loulsvtlla courier-journal. lira. Exe The eook and the Janitor hava quarreled. What shall I do? ;. Exe Recognise their beiugereaey an take atepa to proteot our crockery, brooms and ashcans. Boston Transcript , , Enfant Terrible Uncle Bam. did yen eat . any of ma's cake batter? Rich Relative Of course not child. What put that Into your head? Enfant Terrible I heard ma tell pa la . be sure and maka you oough up the dough. ' THE INFANTRYMAN. t ("The artlHery eonauers; the rafaatry eex cuples.") , He geta no rldea m parlor ears. In coachea or sedans, And yet his work Is just as big - As any other man's; - - He wears no wlngllks badgaa aa The aviators do. But yet he's Johnny-bn-the-Spnc Whene'er we're bustln' throucal He has no mathematics roc a As Redlegs all must learn; For engineering plots and graph, He's never known to yearn; Machine guns with their eurleykaw . Are ao muoh Greek to him What matter? Though he's short oa becks t He a long on strength and viml The cannoneers may blast away .' . 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