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Wasfcuiitoa UIl O OX CORRESPONDENCE adehwa anaaiiniaitlaoa relating la tad edllonel auttai as Oauaa Baa, Editorial Department , MAY CIRCULATION. Daily 69,841 Sunday 59,602 ' trat aUcoUtiea for too awed aabnribaa tad aawa la at Owti WlUiaaM. Ctrcoletlo Meaner. Subscriber leaving tfa eitjr should bava Tba Baa mail ad M thaaa. Addree changed aa ott aa requested. THE BEE'S SERVICE FLAQ Jana 4jr ar not always rare; tometimet they are overtlon. lilt is the dijr the 2-cent fare klttehitielf goo4by thanks to the war and Mr, McAdoo. llr. Hoover bow talks of cutting the cost of food to the consumer. He may fire when ready. ITaTtef met the Liberty loan and Red Cross drives, the country will now prepare to pay its bcorae tax, due next Saturday. Still the question is unanswered as to how much of that German "Red Cross" fund was expended in controlling a Nebraska election, One, of the causes for joy in Berlin is that the drive on Soiisons put new churches into the clutches of the kaiser's army to be looted. Mayor Smith is searching the country for a competent gas engineer. . If it had been a hot air expert he might have found a number near at hand. : - . - . 1 , Hog Island is going to "speed up to keep America ahead of England in the matter of ship production. This sort of rivalry is good for both sides. The threatened German peace offensive Is held up until its projectors can agree as to the form it is to take. The Hunt feel the need of caution in all mattcri most seriously just now. Admiral von Capelle had not heard from the Marne when he made his latest sddress to the Reichstag, or he might have modified some of his expressions regarding the usefulness of American soldiers. ' , , "X s Chino-Japanese Alliance. " The statement from Tokio relative to the al liance between China and Japan for the purpose of preserving peace and order in the Far East wilivbe welcome news for those who have un easily watched developments in 'eastern Siberia. It feas been plain that concert of action must be tad between Chinese and their island neighbors if elective resistance to possible German advance through Siberia is made. This concert has been threatened, apparently, by the attitude of Japan ztZt In proceeding, amounting almost to an rrraeptlon of suzerainty over China. When the t ''zt country deliberately entered the war tiast Germany, it upset plans that might have l;ia laid at Tokio, and took responsibility as an cuUl partner in any venture that might be neo trury to preserve the interests of the Allies in C .1. Far East Since the situation around Valdi x ::t;k and Harbin became acute, more or less of r testation has been, indulged in here and in Eu i;;sj aa to how differences between Japanese and ' Cllaese aspirations might be accommodated. In a f-isk " statement ' the mikado's government rti:oricslly denies all sinister motives alleged, til sets out the purpose of the alliance, which ij clearly in line with requirements of the Allied cause. It gives protection to Russian rights, and csht to effectually allay fears of the bolsheviki Cavernment Security sgainst Teutonic aggres :1m is provided, and a better basis for action in , Cat disturbed region is laid down. The influence it the United States in this arrangement has been creat, and the outcome will be gratifying to Americans. STATE RIGHTS AND CHILD LABOR. Senator Owen of Oklahoma, voicing his dis appointment at the decision of the supreme court against the child labor law, expressed the opinion that Chief Justice John Marshal should have been impeached when he first declared uncon stitutional a law passed by congress. How would that have helped the present case? John Mar shal was. the great interpreter of the constitu tion, giving it life and vitality, a sure foundation for the freedom and liberty of a great people. But suppose he had followed a course that would meet the pique of. the Oklahoma senator, what assurance have we that one of his illustrious suc cessors, Roger Taney, for example, might not have expounded the law just as did the great Virginia jurist? What the supreme court's decision really does is to uphold the dearest of all democratic dogma, that of state's rights. The child labor law was declared invalid because under the constitution congress can not prevent shipment from one state to another of any article that is lawfully produced where it originates. This throws the whole question of child labor back to the states for regulation. Any state may prohibit the sale within its borders of goods into the manufacture of which child labor enters, and under the prin ciple on which the Reed amendment rests, ship ment of such goods into the state for sale could be prevented. Discussing this point, the St. Louis Globe-Democrat says: The evil sought to be corrected is so great and the consequences of it so vital to the wel . fare of our country, involving the conservation of future citizens, that agitation for a consti tutional amendment is justifiable. With the freedom of commerce among the states guar anteed by the constitution, laws regulating child labor must be uniform, both in manner of enforcement as well as in terms, to be ef fective. If one state enforces the law to con serve child life and to promote the bringing up of citizens strong in body and mind, the products of its industries must come into com petition, at home and abroad, with those of industries built up by the exploiting of child labor. This penalizes a state for being decent. Not even the children can be saved, for they can be taken by the trainload into states where' stunting1 the bodies and dwarfing the minds of future citizens may be regarded as "good busi .ness. German Strategy of Double Dealing. Apostles of kultur firmly believe that the end justifies the means, and do not hesitate to resort to deception or treachery of any kind if it will advantage them. When the captain of the U boat signalled to the Carolina, "Do not use your wireless and we will not shoot 1" the captain of the passenger ship ordered his wireless operator to desist calling for help, that he might test the sincerity of the German. The latter proceeded without further delay to sink his victim. Berlin sends out an "official" report telling of the capture of great stores of American war material when depots along the front were taken. General Pershing reports that no American depots existed in the neighborhood described, and consequently no stores were csptured by the Germans. The report will be eagerly believed by the German people, wlio will never hear the denial, and it may even affect some neutrals as an evidence of the success that is attending German efforts. . , A little while ago the Germans reported the capture of 183 Americans in a single operation. Up, to June 3 the total of losses by capture is reported by the War department as 72. These items are referred to merely to warn our readers that the kaiser is persisting in his strategy of deliberate deceit. Just as he made his peace talk in 1905, at the time he was nego tiating his secret treaty with Nicholas of Rusisa, planning for world dominion, so he has hypo critically pretended one thing while ' practicing another at all times since. Just now he is bent on deceiving Germans at home more than nbroad, but if his lies find lodgement elsewhere, no much the better for his cause. Americans can learn the truth from their own government, and must not give unlimited cre dence to messages sent out from Berlin. In the Revenue Man's Bag. As, "a snapper-up of unconsidered trifles,' Autolycus had nothing on the commissioner of internal revenue. , Proof of this may be found in the showing of receipts at Washington. Of course, nobody is surprised that spirits, tobacco and beer send up a total of $59,000,000 for the month of April; these have been the backbone of internal evenue since such a department has existed.' Sources of revenue neglected in the good old pre-war days are now turning driblets, small in comparison with the outgo, but eloquent of the immediate necessity and prophetic of the future.' Freight bills, for example, provided $6,786,000, and passenger tickets $6,087,000 in cash for the treasury during April. Theater tickets turned in $3,988,000, most of which came in the form of pennies added to price of the "movies," while automobiles and motorcycles furnished $3,429,000. Express taxes put up $1,275,000, and telephone and telegraph messages provided $1,305,000 more. It would be inter esting to know how much was collected in added war tax on parcels post shipments, but this goes to the postal revenue, and Mr. Roper will learn oi u oniy wnen Mr. ourieson maxes ms report, if ever. ' Sammy Over There Pipes Warning "Give Coin Away If You Gotta, But Lend It? They Aint No Such Thing!" An unnamed Sammy, familiar with the "bunky touch," pipes off the game in the Stars and Stripes, official publication of the American expeditionary forces. His story follows: Never lend money to no one in the army. I tried it, and I know. No. sir: never lend no one no money in no army what you're in. Yoa never get it back. If you're a millionaire, and ain't got no more sense than to let your money follow you round in the army, give it away, if you gotter. But lend it f mere aint no sucn thing as lending! Lookit what happened to me. I thought I was in luck. I ain't got no folks nor no home nor no nothinir. so I didn't have to make no allotment. Not having no folks nor no home nor no nothing, I didn't feel as how I had to out uo for no insurance for no body,- because if I was bcaned by a bomb nobody would care except the supply ser geant, who had wasted a lot of clothes on me, and he wouldn't care much because he don't have to pay for the clothes. And it was just my luck I was on K r the day the whole comp'ny was held up for Liberty bonds and they didn't get down to the cook shack, so I. got out of that all right. I had a summary a Ion time ago. but when they pulled me up, the court officer didn't turn up, so I wasn't bobtailed no pay for that. So when you come down to it, I found I was about the only guy in the comp'ny what was drawin' the 30 bucks a month, with the 10 per cent more for foreign service Day, what thev promise you on them posters when they invite you to join the army and see the world and your country needs you and learn a trade. Now. I ain't no tiirhtwad nor no hard- boiled egg nor nothing, but they is wise advertisin' and foolish advertisin', and I don't believe in advertisin nohow. So I kep my trap shut about what I was drawin', savin' it up as it come along for the leave to Paris what I took and which didn't cost me much because I didn't stay as long as I intended to because it was all old stuff there, and doin' my own washin' and not spendin' much of anything except for smokes now and then. Of course I chipped in for a Stars and Stripes orphint because I was a orphint myself. But secrets will out, whether you tell 'em to women or not. One pay day we was passin' through the new barrix, single file, to get ours. The postmaster's clerk, who was a guy what I could have licked, hollers out my name. "Check I" says the paymaster. "If it's just the same to you, sir," sezzi, "I'd rather have it in cash. It's easier to count." But the paymaster didn't pay no attention and his clerk, a guwhat I could have licked, didn't pay no attention either. The clerk, he hollers out like he was announcin' trains in the Pennsv station: "No stoppages I Nothing due the United States 1" "Shi" sezzi. "Ain't you got no respeck for onvacy? But I might just as well talked 'to a wooden Indian. He hollers out: "No insurance 1 Nothing due the United States 1" A hundred and eighty-eight francs and ten centimes! I took it, 's'luted, and says "Thanks." It was no time to ask questions. But that fool clerk, bv tryin to exercise his voice he must a been a opera singer or somethin' be fore he joined had let the whole compny in on it. They was whistlin' and sayin' " " and pretendin' ' they was faintin' all the time I was coin' out the door. Well, I tried to appear unconcerned like and stopped outside the door and counted my kazuma just to be sure that fresh clerk hadn t short-changed me nor sprung no french Chamber of Commerce money on me. That's a funny thing about chamber of commerces in the Mates and over here: all what cnam ber of commerces do is to talk, but over here they make their own money. And most of the money, like most of the talk, is no good except when you're close up to it and can't get away from it. But there it was. all in good notes of the Bank dee France, with some silver and one clacker to make up the odd change. I was just about goin' to put it in my belt when up comes Bud Hoban, what bunked with me on the boat coming over. "Say, guy," sezze, "you pulled down a lot o' kale, didn't you?" No more than l deserved, sezzi. "No," sezze. "that's right; but lookit where I get off. Hell, I'm married, and they make me assign half my cay to the missus, and I just had to take out insurance, what with her readin in the papers about it as how it could be did, an' I got a dock for tellin' the skipper what I thought of him when he ast me to, an I got a load o' laundry in hock, an' I bought a bond not because I wanted to, but just to give to the kid. Say, can you lemme a dees franc till next time?" Well, what would you do? I had it, and he didn't. So I let him have it. He's a good sruv. I might just as well of kissed that 10 francs eoodbv and wished it bong voyage and bun chance right there, but I didn't know nothin'. ' Before I was back to our billet to get into my heavies for a practice hike that .afternoon, Jim May nor touches me up. "I was a damn fool," sezze. "I knew Bill (he's the Q. M. sergeant) wouldn't get in no heavy drawers before summer and the ones he had itched me so I went and bought some on my own, and some putts, too. And I owed half this pay we got today because we was playin' pay day poker over in our dump last night and I got reamed. Can you spare me authin' to see me through till the next one? It ought to be comin' good and reg'lar from sow on. It's about time." Well, whaf would you do if a pal of yours 7 . f was up against it and you had it? I let him have a ten. He's a good guy. Will that do your sezzi, generous like. This lendin' business was gettin' to be a habit with me. Cos if it won t, I can peel off another five and never miss it" That's the way I am. He allowed as how he could use another five if he was actually forced to, and I let him take it. I didn't know then I was kissin' that goodby, too; but how was I to know? By the time I got back to the billet all the rest of the gang was there and when I come in they all begins to yell: "Lookit here comes John D. Rockenfellerl Who's the J. Pieplant Morgan of our little fambly? Whaddaya goin' do with it? Buy Long Island or ree-store Belgium or go into busi ness by yourself?" Nix. sezzi. knowin 'what was comin soon as they got me alone. Sure enough; that night Lem, my mate, sneaks a ride in a bread truck down to the big town and comes in after taps. Next mornin , as I was sneakin my 'first smoke in bed before first call, he whispers over: Say. can you lemme somethin to last out the month on? I went down to town, I did, and I got busted. I must of been over charge of somethin.' I dunno." Well, whats a feller goin to dor I dug down in my belt and forked him over a $20. He's a damn good scout, even if he ain't got no head for money. My troubles was just begmnin then, but I didn't know it. Lem went to town on our Sat'd'y afternoon off just my luck, I was on guard so my money didn't do me no good and come back again, busted. I give him a lecture, but I couldn t refuse him no money, and he needed it. Sometimes I think I'm too tender-hearted that way. Lem behaved fine for a while, borrowin my Bull to roll his'n and savin' my money on buyin' smokes of his own that way. Then one day about noon he comes into the billet and he says: "Say, whaddaya know? I been ordered off to Blabla on detach service motor-bike ridin' I guess. Ain't it fine? The only thing is I will need some money to start me off, but I won't need it long. I hear they pay them motorbike guys two bucks a day for commushion of rations. I oughta be able to save money on that after I get started and pay you back all what I owe you." I saw it was my cue, so I dug down. I didn't have no change, so I give him the cent franc note, the big one what I'd been savin' up. I had enough to see me through to the end of the month and besides they was a rumor around that we was goin' into the trenches again and. you: can't spend no money up there unless you re a pie hound and I ain't, so I guessed I could get by. Well, that was the last I see of Lem and my 100 for a good while. He packed his kit and went off in a truck down to Blabla. I got a card from him one day sayin,' "Having a fine time wish you was here," and I gritted my teeth. One day one of them motor bike guys driv up to our headquarters and got off. I ast him if he knew anything about Lem. Yes, sezze, he got throwed off n his bike down the line and got pretty bad gum med up. He's in a hospital 'bout two miles from here Saint something, they call the burg. Says he d like to see some o his old gang if they get off." lhe coming Sunday I begged on a wood detail and hiked it over to this hospital. I wasn't going to hold up no sick man for my money, but I wanted to see how Lem was. Lven if he was all the time having a franc shortage, he was a good guy. I went in and saw , him. After askin about the gang and all the rest, he says, sorter mournful like: "Say. that order for cummushion of ra tionj never did come hitjugh, bo. They put us on our bikes and give us tickets what we could turn in at messes for meals on the road, but half the time we was late for messes and the cooks wouldn t give us noth ing because they didn't have .nothing left to give us and you know what cooks is anyway. So I just had to buy meals outen that 100 you slipped me. "Thass all right, Lem," sezzi, not wantin' to hurt a hurted guy's . feelin's. But that wasn t how I felt. Just then I happened to look down at the chart on the table beside Lem's bed. On the line opposite where it says, "Condition at time oi entrance, tne nurse naa wrote in "Ruddy and well Nourished." I says goodby to Lem, and got outside that hospital fast as I could. Then I says,. Ruddy and well nourished? No wonder 1 done it done it with all my pay! Tells Its Own Story There is a hotel in France which is much frequented by men of the A. E. F., generally transients, who stop, there between train S'ourneys to enjoy their first sleep in real eds in many months, to eat dinner and breakfast off a real table cloth, and to taste the nearest approximation to the comforts of an American home which the Young Mens Christian association can give. In the reading room of the hotel is a guest book, on the cover of which is a notice bidding the reader write his name and a happy thought within. What are these happy thoughts? Bright lines? Home town boosts? The old familiar autograph album humor? Many of them are, but at least every other one reads very much like this: "God bless the women of America who have come over here to help us." Stand us face to face, and we aren't very sentimental. We aren t given to blubber ing, or gushing, or soft-soaping. But the secret of that little book establishes a bond of sentiment that every man-jack of us is proud to echo. Stars and Stripes, published in r ranee. . Call to Anns. . Camp Colt Casual . Company No. 1, Tank Corps, Gettysburg, Pa., June 5. To , the Editor of The Bee: The ' expected has happened. The "Huns" have brought the fight to our coast shore, with their pirate warfare weapon, the subma rine. We have in our land under the Stars and Stripes a class ot yellow streak individuals (pardon me for the expression, but It Is truly applicable in this case) who have been using this excuse as a camouflage to cover up their yellow by saying "When the Germans come to us I will fight" Now, your challenge haa been ac cepted by the most inhuman people on earth, the murderous boches, horn we face as our enemy today. Now it Is either get busy and fight for the noblest country for humanity, or be classed as a pro-German dis loyal citizen. If there is a young man who reads this that ' has American blood of patriotism In his veins, let him come to the colors. Don't enlist if you are looking for pleasure. Go in with the determination to put your shoulder to the wheel, with only one objective in view work, nght and win a victory for democracy against Prus sian barbarism. The army, as well as individuals or corporations, has no time or place for a slacker today. I am receiving pri vate's pay. I have given up a home, a good position and that little family tonignt is praying tnat God bring me back to them safelj, which prayer, I trust shall be answered. I am here to fight for the flag which has given me my freedom and protection. Greater love hath no man than him who lays down his life for a friend." Those words, spoken 1,900 years ago, still apply. The Stars and Stripes has been our friend. Now it is our duty to defend that liberty which our flag stands for. I cannot conceive a man's makeup who can go about and be so indiffer ent to the supreme test that confronts our beloved nation and people today. If there ever was a time when the country needs you, men, now is the time. ' With my best wishes to all Ne braska and The Omaha Bee. PRIVATE VICTOR A. BRADSHAW. Power of Prayer. Superior, Neb., June 4. To the Ed itor of The Bee: Of all the state ments that 'are daily read in The Omaha Bee, there la one subject much neglected but valuable to the world. Be it of value to all of us Americans, our lives are in great danger. But to all this we are trying to escape this danger, but there is no place on earth to escape, for we are enslaved every where. Now this la a remedy which positively would, and to a great ex tent is, going to aid us. Positively it is helping our sailors, our soldiers and our most beloved president Woodrow Wilson, with all of the heavy work which must be put under his consid eration, of the most Intense and re sponsible thinking which ia done by him. The endangered ones overseas who are treading the French soil and fighting for that peace which Is and must be bestowed upon us which will be everlasting and forever in the memories of our fellow countrymen. Of my own experience I can say when our good president declared war upon the Huns I felt that was my last breath, but today I am more enthusi astic and willing than ever before to fight for our people, our country, to help benefit bur good U. S. A. and raise some other poor thinker out of his foolish dream. Now, to this subject I will eay more and more nearly everyone who falls into a snare by dreaming always turns himself to the one Infinite God, the one who really through readiness turns to Him Is always given a road which will lead him out Yet no one knows where It comes from. Does He not? So to this effect our prayers and our understanding of the Bible is our support Our sailors and our soldiers should with their training also learn the 91st Psalm of the Book of Psalms, and other Bible passages. Then they will also be more fully prepared for their service and also be more fully and honestly led to progress. I can say the Almighty God Is daily with us in our daily stress, and before the war is Over they and every one of the world's powers are going to find once more the world s Christ healing power upon earth on our battlefields. Once more it will prove to the world it never was lost from the world, and our love will be forever lasting to the end. But to all this by taking this subject lODAVI One Twur Ago Today In tbe War. , British continued vigorous offensive on nine-mile front south of Tpres. Italians shifted offensive to the Trentino front where strong Austrian positions were carried at three points. n Day We Celebrate. John 8. Little, fire Insurance ad juster, born 1879. George P. Stebblns, with the Pa i'.lc Express company, born 1850. Fred H. Davis, first vice president :f the First National Bank of Omaha, torn 1850. ZJlmer & Redick, attorney-at-law, bom 1887, "William Squire Kenyon, Totted . "-4s senator from Iowa, born at w yrla, O., 49 yearn ago. Ci Bay In History. 1798 Battle of Arklow. in which fe Irish insurrectionists were de , 'ted and their leader, Father Mor- ;, f, slain. ", v, ' llTSGeneral Grant accepted the 'ubllcan nomination for president 1398 Congress passed the war rev re bill, to finance the war with i ; l J President Wilson ' sent an- r note to Germany demanding :x;ion xor L.us;tania victims and not to repeat attack on un J merchantmen. ; 'Americans in Canadian eon l held vital post -all day against l ersiauxht near Tpres. J ust SO Years Ago Today An exhibition of the art work of the students, together with the read ing of essays and the rendition of piano and vocal selections was given by the juniors of Brownell Hall. Today was the date of the opening ot the bathing season at Lake Man- awa and the motor cars were taxed to their full capacity during the en tire day to carry the many visitor who wished to take a trip to the lake. The Knights of Labor are passing around a subscription list to raise funds for the proper celebration of Independence day. Mrs. J. B. J. Ryan Is entertaining her mother, Mrs. James Gray, and her sister. Mrs. O. T. Thompson of Wash ington, IX C. A Real Patriot. "He'a a real patriot anyhow." ;What make you think noV "He's taken a big government con tract for the same profit he'd charge a private corporation." Detroit Free Preset - .. .. v -' r State Press Comments Norfolk News: Pullman employes are ordered Friday to bathe more fre quently and Saturday Pullman rates are announced to go up. The public never gets by without paying for its luxuries. - Beatrice Express: The bull moose and populist parties in Nebraska have passed Into history. Neither will have a place on the ballot next fall. Both died at the 191 6 election for want of votes and Secretary Pool has an nounced their Interment Kearney Hub: Education does not necessarily straighten out the crooked crinkles In a man's mind. The faculty for thinking on a true and straight line may or may not have been born in or of a person. An uneducated brawler with a twisted intellect ia at heart the same when he has attained various degrees of learning and parades under the banner of "aca demic freedom." the sacred shibboleth of intellectual anarchists. Of the two society is really safest with the un lettered brawler. Rushvllle Recorder: The fall in price of wheat substitute is welcome to the housewives and is due to their indignation when confronted with the. difficulties of the family larder en hanced by the profiteers. Profiteering will continue so long as no drastic action is taken with scoundrels who take advantage ot war conditions to make the people suffer while they get rich. This war Is not going to help these fellows when it Is over, and If they are wise they will remember their sole duty in this the day of their coun try's adversity. , -Right to the Point Minneapolis Journal: Peace on earth Is no Idle dream. The colonel and Taft came together the other day like cream and peaches. St. Louis Globe-Demoorat: The German high command la aa fearful of the people behind as of the enemy in front hence the desperation of the drive. ' Brooklyn Eagle: On word for John Dillon, nationalist leader In Ire land. Neither John Redmond nor Charles Stewart Parnell could have put more strongly his defiance ot the Sinn Fein nonsense In thla present emergency. Washington Post: We have an Idea that Charley Schwab's observa tion to the effect that "the kaiser Is due for the damnedest licking any one ever got" will be appreciated by a large number of reverend gentlemen who have long been waiting for an able spokesman. Baltimore American: The life of an American soldier was saved by a Bible that stopped a bullet. While scoffers may claim that a pack of cards would have served as well, It is pleasing to old-fashioned folks to know that some of our boys go Into battle fortified wltb a Bible. New York World: Of all the Ger man Intrigue In various part of the world deelgned to stir up trouble for enemies and neutrals, the one ad dressed to . negroes m the United States seem to have been the great est failure. Has one colored man any where responded to it v Twice Told Tales Reported for Action. The commanding officer had sur prised the young lieutenant and his daughter trying to occupy the same chair. The lieutenant sprang to his feet and saluted. "Sir," he said, '1 have the honor to report an engagement at close quarters, In which I have been en. Ilrely victorious. It now merely re main for you to give your sanction to the term ot surrender." Boston Transcript The Return Salute. A newly commissioned ensign or dered a Jackie to salute htm SO times, because he had neglected to salute in passing. While the performance was In progress an old navy officer no ticed It and Inquired the meaning. The nstgn explained. "Just on minute, lad," thi old navy officer eaid when the Jackie had com pleted the task, "the ensign is going to return the salutes now." Every body's Magazine. Necessary Expenditure. "I say, Brown, can't you manage to pay me that f 10 you owe me? I need the money." "Awfully sorry, old man, but I can't do It" "I notice you manage to go to the (heater two or three tlmea a week, though." That' Just It The thought that I tw you money I worrying m so that I have to do something to help ate forget it" up. Sooner the better. The United States cannot carry on Its work any better than what it ia It is a loving and peaceful nation and I know posi tively it will becomo the power of the world.- God bless our native land forever, and our flag, the pride of the world, forever and ever. LONE STAR. SUNNY SMILES. Tht tnclenU bHTd thst felsalns pretty girl wu a sure curt for headache," ay an exchange. After all. there la nothin Ilka tha oM fashioned remedies. Boston Transcript. Teacher Why, Tommy, you've sot everything- on this map In the wron place. Tommy I did this to tool tha enemy. Judfe. "Ton know I think the day the prodigal son came back must have been aa awful ellppery day." . u; aw ; "Because tha Bible says whsa the father came out to welcome htm he fell en hi neck." London Answers. x aon i una lone nouse you sola pu, wiv the man who had been roped In. "Why not?" asked the agent "Why. there's water In .the cellar." "Heavens, man I Don't you want to take a bath occasionally T" San Francisco Chron icle. "I hear Cinderella Is makln a bit is society," remarked the envious rival. "Yes, that glass slipper of hers Is Just tht thing for champagne drinking stunts." Louisville Courier-Journal. "Aren't you coin away anywhere this summer?" "No. I thought as long as I had to worry about the war, I should like to do It with all the comfort of home." Life. FLAG OF THE FREE. Tattered and torn. By heroes 'twas borne O'er fields where their comrades lay dead; Pierced often by shell It went through a hell Untainted, to victory, It led. ' War stained and fringed, By shell fir oft singed. For humanity and freedom It plead; For this emblem so true, The red, whit and blue, True patriots their Ufeblood have ihed. What cheering there'll be When from over the sea Our flag to It horn will return; For a cause Justly done, Will surrender to none, For its home-coming there's many whs yearn. Oh, flag of the free! AU homage to thee! Helm of the ship our son steer; f In lands near or far Bless each stripe or star; The banner we love and revere! "BELLVIEW." . Omaha, Mrs. J. M. Johnson. 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