Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, May 30, 1918, Page 4, Image 4
. 'i4 THE BEE: OMAHA THURSDAY, MATt 30, 1918. ' ; n ii r i . .. ' The Omaha Bee DAILY (MORNING) - EVENING - SUNDAY FOUNDED BY EDWARD ROSE WATER VICTOR ROSEWATER, EDITOR THE BEB PUBLISHING COMPANY. PROPBIETOH, Entered at Omh postoKlce as aacond-class mitttf. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION Br Carrtsf. Br MaU. D.,1, S tatef. P"ie'-,JSi wIUkhB BunU J . Jw ES"iolaa Vtftaai 'uMtt la Mim to 0W Baa rou-tlon Ptpartmaat. MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS rL "SVJII ondiud la thlt FP. and alio lb. hal mwi WrtU'tJlM Sir puKLMuSToi .u. era aito wwm- REMITTANCE . . . ital offer. Wilt I ann -w w COflC. WW v tefflU W drift tnrMS or BOW orflar. Diataa aad aai eachaoia, OFFICES . n RniMina. OhloMO-Penrls's Balldlaa, ftnut Onus Hit n K Iiwk S FtfUl Art. Ujp-UUH BttlhlUU. WMDIaiton-mi CORRESPONDENCE iddrm nnmnmiMtlmit misting to otw. tod adtlorial mum O-tna Baa. jVUtorlal Pwart-snt. APRIL CIRCULATION. , ' Daily 67,265 Sunday 57,777 trN artulaUon S awnta. auntontw) and K W Dw1t" ttil.i.ms. CireulsUoa Manaaar. SuWcrlbora laavlaf tha city should bavo Tha Baa natltd to tfcam. Addraae chaaiad aa oitae aa rsgus.tad. THE BEE'S SERVICE FLAG MEMORIAL DAY. Americans will stand uncovered today in the presence of their soldier dead and pledge them selves anew to carry on the work those men have bejjun From the Philippines to France, wherever Old Glory flies, this service of reconsecration to the ideals and institutions of a free people will enage the thought of all true patriots. New social conditions, the outgrowth of our develop ment, have added significance to the day and its meaning now is fraught with more of true de votion and less of mere sentiment than ever. Memorial day is no longer an occasion on which we pause simply to revere the dead, but brings wjth it a deeper realization and a fuller appre ciation of privileges we enjoy tinder freedom, our heritage from the fathers who fought that it might be established and not perish from the earth. We are now employed in the defense of man's liberty against the mightiest force ever arrayed by an oppressor, and to that defense we stand pledged to our utmost limit of energy and resource. Prayers that will go up today are not for America only, but for all the world, and in the sacrifice of the brave men who are remem bered in wreaths and garlands we will find in spiration for the tasks that lie ahead of us. W444H '...mm ' Von Tirpitz also promised-Germany he would starve England in three months. At any rate, America is fast overtaking the rest of the world in the matter of war expenses. Inspection of soma of the pending bills by the city council affords good reason for the change that was made. 4 Equal pay for equal work, regardless of sex or color, is Uncle Sam's rule, and it ought to be a good example for all employers. 4 """ It i( again demonstrated that the pressure for the spoils of office is as strong with a reform city administration as with any other kind. It would do no harm for Nebraska democrats alio to hold a loyalty convention and reinforce the doctrine of patriotism above partisanship. . We are just casually piqued by the announce ment from "Jamaica that the stock or rum on hand there has more than doubled in the last year. Selection is all right, ot course; ."else why should Messrs. Mullen and Hitchcock trouble to pick candidates for Nebraska democrats to vote for? nsm,,M u- Director McAdoo has decided a lot ot vaca tion trips and excursion plans for various people. Under the new passenger tariff the trips will not f taken. A Bouquet for Colonel Grant. Before his departure to his new post The Bee wishes to throw a bouquet to Colonel F. A. Grant, who for the past year, has been in charge of the work of the quartermaster's department in Omaha. , ' . This period of outfitting the new army and distributing its necessary supplies has naturally been trying and exacting, and has called for indefatigable energy, sound experience and in telligent application. That Colonel Grant has performed the duties of his position as a sol dier to the Jull satisfaction of his superiors is attested by his present transfer to a larger and more, important station. It is not on his faithful performance of mili tary duty, however, that we are complimenting Colonel Grant, but upon doing more than his duty by lending his valuable aid and giving the benefit of his personal advice to the various war activities that have been engaging us as a patri otic community. For this the people of Omaha owe him an expression of thanks and appreciation which we believe we are truly voicing. And, while we all want Colonel Grant's services utilized by the government at the point where they will do rnost to" help win the war, he may be sure a warm welcome will await him at any time the whirligig of army orders may bring him back to us. 1 General Leonard Wood is a true soldier who will obey orders. But that still is no reason why he should be the victim of War department per secution. - ' 4 When President Wilson moved "to adjourn politics" in congress during the continuance of the war an amendment should have been offered to include the War department. Rehabilitation of the Soldier. .The effort of the National Educational asso ciation to secure charge of the vocational work in reconstruction hospitals meets with hearty disapproval of Surgeon General Gorgas, who has the support of. the War department in his posi tion. A bill in the senate gives to the Federal Vocational Education board joint control with the army of the hospitals, and it is to this the military authorities object. Dr. Gorgas points out that under the law as it stands the surgeon general's department has ample authority and full direction to proceed with the rehabilitation of all disabled soldiers, and ; this includes vocational training to the extent that they be made self sustaining, or at least useful to society, after discharge from t,he army. Itis feared that a division of authority, may produce such friction . as will defeat the effort to aid the soldier. Here . is a point where a little common sense might well be injected info our war work. The spectacle of the National , Educational, association and the , surgeon general's department squabbling over the wounded and disabled soldier is not in any sense . edifying. No question will be raised as to the good intentions of either, but the school teachers can well afford to wait until the doctors have pronounced the patient sufficiently recovered to undertake to learn new ways. Up to that point, surely, the surgeon general ought to have control. Germany's Latest Onslaught. Americans have by this time come to be fairly familiar with German major tactics and expect when a battle initiated by the kaiser is begun to hear of attack in mass formation. The theory of overwhelming opposition by " superior force has dominated the military thought o! Prussia for many years. All training and preparation is with this in view, and the Allies have come to know the book as well as the general staff of the Cen tral powers. No finesse imparts a tinge of un certainty to the assault when it is delivered. It is simply the thrusting forward of successive waves until the movement breaks down because of concentrated opposition or through lack of momentum. No account is made of losses in curred if advance in direction of the objective is secured. All of these things are now well under stood by those who have watched the war, and the wonder grows that the Hun is unable to devise anything new or possibly more effective. His latest onslaught appears to be losing force just as ' have all his other attempts, because of readiness to meet him, not only by frontal re sistance, but by flank attacks that engage por tions of his army and place in jeopardy the col umn he has- set in motion. So long as the kaiser is willing to expend his most precious assets in such futile proceedings the Allies can stand it. Each of these desperate lunges is making the final solution of the oonflict more easy as well as more certain. 1 One Year Ago Today In the WaV, - American armed ateamer SUvershell exchanged (TO shots with German sub marine in the Mediterranean. Alarming reports received from Pe trosrad in regard to growing unrest among Russian workmen and soldier. The Day We delebrate. George W. Shields, attorney at law, born 1854. y Right Revs William Lawrence, head of the war council of the Protestant Episcopal church, born in Boston 68 years ago. ' . Matthew Hale, one-time chairman of tha progressive national commit tee, born at Albany, N.J, S6 years . ago. - Bishop Henry Clay Morrison, of the . Metnoaist Episcopal church, south, born In Montgomery county, Tenn., if years ago. This Day In History. . 1785 Patrick Henry Introduced In the Virginia assembly five resolutions against the stamp Act. : 1854 President Pierce signed the Kansas-Nebraska mil, providing for the organization of Kansas and Ke- , braska territories. ' 1868 First general observance of Memorial day by the Grand Army of . tn Kepunuc. ; 1898 United States fleet under Ceneral Sampson arrived at EanUage w--.rono kico, " Putting the New Broom to Test. Sanitary conditions at the city hall seem to be such as will engage the best efforts oi the new broom. Laxity in janitor service under the good fellowship regime has permitted a state of af fairs that is most shocking to the sensibilities of good housekeepers. As it is expected that the municipal headquarters will be in the nature of an example to all the community, it behooves it occupants to see that it is scrupulously cleansed and kept , immaculate at all time. Unfortu nately, its late occupants seem to have possessed but partly, developed notiorrs of what was re quired in this line, and under their, genial but indifferent sway .the janitor took a muck firmer grip on the pay- roll than on the broom or mop, But the new commissioners promise to disturb the dust of the last six .years, to go into the crannies and recesses of the building.and see that it is not' only renovated, but kept in such state of spotlessness that no visitor, need fear contamination. What may be found in the way of city property or possible discoveries, in the oust neaps must await development, ihe new broom really is going to sweep, , The Past and the Present Wor$ Picture of the Civil War Mirrors the Stress of Today By ROBERT G. INGERSOLL. (From Speech Delivered at Soldiers' Reunion at Indianapolis, September 21, 1876). The past rises before me lik a dream. Again we are in the great struggle for na tional life. We hear the sounds 'of prepara tionthe music of boisterous drums the ilver voices of heroic bugles. We see thou sands of assemblages, and hear the appeals of orators; we see the pale cheeks of women, and the flushed faces of men; and in those assemblages we see all the dead whose dust we have covered with flowers. We lose sight of them no more. We are with them when hey enlist in the great army of freedom. We see them part with those they love. Some re walking for the last time in quiet, woody places with the maidens they adore. We hear the whisperings and the sweet vows of ternal love as they lingeringiy part forever. Others are bending over cradles, kissing ba bies that are asleep. Some are receiving the blessings of old men. Some are parting with mothers who hold them and press them to their hearts again and again, and say nothing. Kisses and tears, tears and kisses divine mingling of agony and lovel And some are talking with wives, and endeavoring with brave words, spoken in the old tones, .to drive from their hearts the awful fear. Ve see them part. We see the wife standingLin the door with the babe in her arms stand- ng in the sunlight sobbing at the turn of the road a hand waves she answers by holding high in her loving arms the child. He is gone, and forever I We see them as they march proudly away under the flaunting nags, keeping time to the grand, wild music of' war marching down the streets of the great cities, through the towns and across the prairies, down to the fields of glory, to do an3 to die for the eter nal right. We go with them, one and all. We are by their side on the gory fields, in the hospi tals of pain, on all the weary marches. We stand guard with them in the wild storm and under the quiet stars. We are with them in ravines running with blood, in the furrows of old fields. We are with them between contending hosts.' unable to move, wild with thirst, the life ebbing slowly away among the withered leaves. We see them pierced by balls and torn with shells, in the trenches, by forts and in the whirlwind of the charge, where men become iron, with nerves of steel. We are with them in the prisons of hat red and famine; but human speech can never tell what they endured. We are at home when the news comes that they are dead. We see the maiden in the shadow of her first sorrow. We see the silvered head of the old man bowed with the last grief. a a These heroes are dead. They died for liberty they died for us; they are at rest; they sleep in the land they made tree, under the flag they rendered stainless, under the solemn pines, the sad hemlocks, the tearful willows and the embracing vines. They sleep beneath the shadows of the clouds, careless alike of sunshine or of storm, each in the windowless palace of rest. Earth may run -red with other wars they are at peace. In the midst of battle, in the roar of conflict, they found the serenity of death. I have one sentiment for soldiers living and dead: Cheers for the living; tears for the dead. 'Loaves and Fishes." Omaha, May 2.9. To the Editor of The Bee: Long years of observation have given me fair comprehension of "vae victis" aa applied politically. For this reason I was curious to know just how the "new city administration would make the old cry square with its high-flung aspirations. I am Just a little amused, but not at all amazed, to note that the good old Jacksonian doctrine, "to the victors belong the spoils," has suffered nothing by ex posure to reform ideas, and that its local devotees still are true to their convictions, regardless of professions. You will note. a. I have, that Frank L. Weaver, who Inflated the "boom" for our new mayor, is now installed as the city's chief law officer, and that T. B. Murray, who avas a persistent sounder of the timbrel of reform, has Just coupled into a minor Job that re turns him $2,400 a year. As soon as Harry Mossman emerges and gets his name on the pay roll all -the mean, low suspicions I have held, in com pany with a number of others situated like myself along the sidelines, will vanish before the truth. QUERICUS. Land for Settlement. Somewhere in Nebraska, May 27. To the Editor, of The Bee: would you kindly publish in the "Letter Box" column of The Bee to which depart ment of the government one must write for information on povernment lands open for homesteading? J. B. G. Ans. Write to the commissioner of the general land office, care De partment of the Interior, Washington, D. C. . Nebraska' s.General Climatic Conditions By GEORGE A. LOVELAND, In Charge Weather Bureau Experiment Station. Nebraska is in the general path of the low pressure, or storm, areas that move across the United States from west to east. The mportant factors in determining its climate are, first, the distance from the equator, be cause the heat received from the sun is greater at the equator and decreases north ward; second, the altitude, or elevation above sea level, because the higher locations have lower temperature; third, the distance and direction from the Gulf of Mexico and the Atlantic ocean, because the supply of mois ture from rain and snow comes mainly from these larger bodies of water; fourth, the Rocky mountains, located near the western boundary, because they have an important eliect upon both temperature and moisture. January is the coldest month, with a mean temperature of 25 degrees in the southeast and iU degrees, or a little below, in the north. February is almost as cold, averaging about 3 degrees warmer, while December is next, with an average of but 2 decrees higher than February. While the coldest weather of the year may occur in any of these three winter months, it is most likely to occur in January, and it most frequently occurs in the last half of that month. In the coldest days of winter the temperature usually falls to between 10 and 20 degrees below zero. The latest that a killing frost has occurred in most of the state is May 27. This was in 1907, when the freezing temperature covered most of the southern and eastern counties. In the northwestern part of the state such severe frosts have occurred in June, and in 1902 one occurred on June 21. The last kill ing frost, it will be observed, happens as a rule in the southeastern section in the last ten days of April, but comes gradually later northward and westward, occurring near May 1 in the greater portion of the southern and eastern sections and from May 10 to IS in the more elevated portions in the north and west. The average annual precipitation for the state as a whole is 23.67 inches. Most of this is rain, the snowfall for the year averag ing only about 25 inches, equal to nearly two and one-half inches of water, or about one-tenth the annual preefpitation. The year is divided into wet and dry seasons. May. June and July constitute the wet season, with 46 per cent of the annual amount, while November,' December, January and February are the four dry months, with but 11 per cent of the normal amount. The other 43 per cent falls during the remaining five months, or approximately one-twelfth of the annual amount for each month. As this indicates, very little rain or snow falls during the' late .fall and winter months, the average being less than an inch of water a month. A slight increase is manifested in March, but the spring rains begin in April, when from two to three inches is the normal for most parts of the state. June is the month of heaviest rainfall. It is also the period when rainfall is most cer tainthat is, least likely to vary from the average. In an ordinary June rain falls at one place on eight or nine of the thirty days. This would mean a rain every third or fourth day. This average condition rarely occurs; still, several consecutive days without rain in June are unusual. While the average monthly rainfall for May and July is nearly the same as that for Tune, there is a greater liability to variation from the average. In May this variation is less likely to be important, as the tempera ture is lower than in July and the rainfall is less likely to occur in heavy showers when a large percentage of the Nvater would run into the streams without soaking into the ground, Rain falls in May on the average about the same number of days as in June, and drouth periods a$e unlikely to occur. In July the showers are slightly farther apart, and drouth periods rather more frequent. The decrease in rainfall after July is rapid. The average tor August is only three-fourths that jot July, and for September only three-fourths that of August. In an average August rain falls at any one place on six or seven days. Heavy rains are much less likely to occur than in June or July, and drouth periods are much more frequent. The rainfall for the crop season, April to August, inclusive, for the state as a whole averages 16.18 inches. It exceeds 20 inches along most of the Missouri valley and de creases rather regularly to a little more than 10 inches along the Wyoming border. The slightly more than 30 inches along the Missouri river decreases to about one half that amount, or 15 inches, along the Wyoming line. This is an average decrease of one inch tor each 30 miles as one travels westward across the state. In general, this ratio holds true for the various months; that is. th rainfall alone the Wvomine border about one-half that alongMhe Missouri river. Washington Makes Discovery At last the middle west has been discov ered by Washington. The discovery was made under the pressure of necessity. Washington had steadily concentrated war contracts and war industry to the east. Old factories had been enlarged and new ones built in the constricted industrial belt of that section. Manufacturers from other regions, eager to participate in the war preparations, could get little attention and less action. Now the inevitable has happened. The favored industrial belt is overworked. It is short of power, short of transportation, short of men, short of housing. It has bitten off more than it can chew. So Washington has rubbed its eyes, has looked about a bit, and lo! has descried the middle west. Upon investigation Washing ton has found that the middle west can manufacture what the government needs, for it has power in plenty, less congestion of transportation than the east, well trained labor, and good housing. It has plenty of factories, and can build more. It has enter prise, resourcefulness, facilities. Washington should have made this dis covery many months ago, but Washington is slow to learn, for its mind r,uns in .grooves. Let tne contracts come, and we of the middle west shall show what we can do. Minneapolis Journal. Respect- Asked for .''Marsellal8e." Omaha, May 28. To the Editor of The Bee: What is the matter with Omaha? Last night I attended a show at one of .your leading movie houses. A part of the films were some views of Trance and of marching French soldiers. While these pictures were on the screen ihe orchestra play ed the French national hymn, "The Mar.splK.ise." So far as I could see, with the exception of another soldier and myself, no one in the audience seemed to know or care that it was the French national hymn, and that common courtesy and usage demanded that they show due respect by stand ing. Furthermore, it developed that the orchestra was playing it as part of a medley, a thing that is forbidden by national order and is not done any more in polite circles. The crowd seemed patriotic enough, for they ap plauded wildly at every appearance of an American uniform. It must be, therefore, that the citizens of Omaha are not as familiar with the national airs of our allies as they should he. To one accustomed to observing the strictest amenities in this regard it certainly seemed a eacrilege to see this audience ignore even so popular and stirring an air as that of our noble ally, whose people have made such tremendous sacrifices and whose spirit is as undaunted as their national air is immortal. ONE OF YOUR VISITORS. marked that thera was aometninc nj bout tha acale. Baltlmora Americaa. Trea have a paradoxical wajr of ahowlm their vitality." '' "How w!" "They ahow their etayinf powara beat rhen they leave." Baltlmora American. THE BIVOUAC OF THE DEAD. The muffled drum'a tad roll has beat The aoldier'a laat tatoo! No more on life's parade !hall meet That brave and fallen few. On Fame's eternal camping; ground Their ailent tents are spread: And glory guard, with solemn round. Tha bivouac of the dead. i No rumor of the foe's advanca Now swells upon the wind: No trouble thought at midnight haunts Of loved ones left behind: No vision of the morrow's strlfa The warrior's dream alarms. No braying horn pr screaming flfa At dawn shall call to arms. Their shivered swords are red with rust. Their plumed heads are bowed: Their haughty banner trailed in dust, Is now their marshal shroud: And plenteous funeral tears have washed Thn red stains from each brow; And the proud forms, by battle gashed, Are free from anguish now. The neighing troop, the flashing blade, The bugle's stirring blast. The charge, dreadful cannonade. The din and shout are passed: Nor war's wild note, nor glory'e peal. 8hall thrill with fierce delight Those breasts that never more shall feet The rapture of the fight. Like the fierce northern burrlcana That swVeps his great plateau. Flushed with triumph yet to gain Comes down the serried foe. Who heard the thunder of the fray Break o'er the field beneath. Knew well the watchword of that dar Was victory or death. Rest on, embalmed and ealnted dead. Dear as the blood ye rave. No Impious footstep here shall tread The herbage of your grave. , Nor shall your glory be forgot While Fame her record keeps. Or Honor points the hallowed epot Where Valor proudly sleeps. Tou marble minstrel's voiceless atone In deathless song shall tell. When many a vanished year has flown, The story how ye fell; Nor wreck, nor change, nor winter's flight, Nor Ttme's remorseless doom, Can dim one ray of holy light t That gilds your glorious tomb. THEODORE O'HARA. -WHY- NOT LINES TO A LAUGH. "Miss Deeplelgh gave way to a burst of admiration when young Flatlelgh showed hnr his country plsce, which was a regular apostrophe to its beauty," "Yet, and don't forget the apostrophe Is the sign of tha possessive case." Baltimore American, Willis How Is your garden coming? Olllls Very poorly. The directions on the package say to measure the seeds carefully, and It has taken me since yesterday to get the dimensions of seven of them, they're so darn small. Town Topics. u pit Mflt -4 t' Business is Qowfiiaalc You1 Marie Don't cry, dear. Tou must he brave while Jack Is away with the army. Remem ber the war won't last forever, and then he will return to you. Betty T-yes; but I'm afraid that before he comes back some other hateful man will marry me. Boston Transcript. "Our congressman has sent us some free seeds. Shall I throw them away?" "No. They will come In handy to plant a fake garden to keep the chickens occupied." Pittsburgh Post. People and Events New York City is so well pleased with the work of police women that the chief wants an additional squad of 12. Service counts in war time. Nantucket jerks up and marks progress By a vote of 336 to 296 the Coney Island of Boston voted to admit automobiles to its highway. This leaves Mackinac Island alone in its opposition to the gas wagon. A lunch room row over 10 cents ongi nating in Benton Harbor, Mich., continued in various degrees in high and low courts recently ended in a 6-cent verdict for the lunch room boss. Both sides spent about $1,000 to reach the copper vindication. A recent census made by welfare workers showed a total of 150,000 persons, more or less, connected with the government pay roll at Washington. Before the war 40,000 fed eral jobholders was regarded as a top figure. What's the answer? Dig, and dig some more. "The fool and his money are soon parted," saith a bygone sage. Experience illuminates the saying. Despite the innumerable pub lished warnings of mikers "miked" in bogus horse races, flush fools go scouting for shake downs. One Nels Knudson of Minneapolis dropped a roll of $10,000 in mythical races down Kansas City way. Knudson is 60, but years settle no caution on his kind. Luckily for Secretary McAdoo, no offer of cash rewards or hero medals accompanied his apostrophe to patched pants a6 an infal lible sign of patriotic war-time economy. Had there been a reward attached the prize would have fallen to Texas. A farmer in Waller county reports 32 separate patches in sight. A recount has not been asked, so the Waller county patriot lends fresh radi ance to the Lone Star. "I'm satisfied from the evidence that you were Intoxicated." "Tour honor, any motorist might knock down a telephone pole on a dark night." "I grant you that, but you mowed down six of 'em." Louisville Courier-Journal. "What In the world makes our children so scrappy these days, do you suppose? "EBting ao much war bread, I reckon." Judge. Dealer Do you mean to accuse me of giv ing you short weight on that salmon? Customer Oh. dear. no. I merely re. sanii i wi a '! a s in i hsiw 11 i imiiiii 4 Beaton Drug Co. Omaha, Neb JK. NfW FIREPROOF f I W ROOMS I f P 1 t WHhPrita I ll m.f wiir : L 0955 f 15 ' fjnn Car Line f fvjfWS From Depot 1 Hotel Sdnford " OMAHA j J usl 30 Years Ago Today Meyer's music hall was filled with appreciative listeners to the concert of the Madrigal club. The participat ors were Mrs. J. W. Cotton, Miss Eliz abeth Tennell and Messrs. Wllklns and Pennell. Ten ladles met at the First Metho dist Episcopal church to recHve and correct the report of a committee ap pointed by the woman a Suffrage as sociation to select a number of la- dies suitable for candidates as mem bers of the board of "education. The committee was composed of Rev. T. M. House, General Eatabrook, Mrs. O. A. Joslyn. Mrs Orphia Dinsmore and Mrs. C. 8. Montgomery. Tha Omaha Rowing association held its annual meeting at the Oma ha Savings bank and elected the fol lowing board of directors: P. H. Allen, president; W. u Morris, Vice president: H. .B. Hudson, secretary, ana entries i Deneii, uea4in Sidelights on the War In Mexico' City flour is $50 per barrel in American gold. . . Some airplane engines run at 1,700 revolutions a minute and can be geared up to 2.000. V." So far as the count has gone 000.0000 forged food cards have been uncovered in Germany. Efficiency is forging ahead. ' . . . - " A German helmet picicea up on a battlefield near Arras brought a 100. 000 Liberty bond subscription at a New jfork rally. A license from the airector or na tional service is now required before a new retail business ot any nature can be established in England. Protest 1 made against pronteertng landlords, and in England complaints are as frankly made against profiteer ing tenants who are getting an ad-llclty. Editorial Shrapnel Minneapolis ' Journal: Do you re member this? Fifty years ago this summer thev democrats nominates Horatio Seymour for president, ana everybody was out rooting for General Grant. It doesn t seem so long ago. Baltimore American: German ef- hctency Is said to be already planning a trade offensive to" offset any boycott after the war. But German efficiency has overdone itself too much in incit ing World hatred and horror for these belated effort" to avail. rtTashlnttL i Post: 'It is evident Lfrem the obsequious .me of the tele- . - T - 1 ' . . 1 . 1 gram ot n.mpetur jvh mu"""s the "blessed ground or me uerman empire" that he has had his lesson from'' his master and that in future he "will obey Emperor William im- vance of 100 ner cent in renting lodg Ings. There are two sides to all war criticism. ' - - ' In Germany celluloid and eugaf are being used instead of cotton and salt peter, coal supplants gasoline, a new soft steel ia used for the former cop ner guide rings on shells, oils are be ing won from distillation of soft coal and there is a famine in structural Iron and steel. ' British seamen resolve nftt to handle German goods after the war. -And their influence with bther aeamen of other countries will probably be great enough to extend tba boycott. The term of the boycott la now five years and even months ajid tor every new offense against the law of decency another month Is added. , New York World: Bavaria ana Saxony, like Austria, betray uneasi ness abput the German advance Into Russia, as expanding the Prussian power at the expense of other Ger manic nations. . But protest, for the 1 resent will stop with protest Prus sia holds whip and reins and wears the spurs. v Louisville Courier-Journal: It Is Impossible to say whether the Ger man conditions of peace, alleged to have been found in documentary form In a German trench reflect the work of a humorist within the lines of the allies. There is no difference between the satiric view of civilized countries with regard to German peace pro posals' which actually have been made tentatively by the Germans. Twice Told Tales Some Face. One . afternoon Smith and Jones were comparing war-garden statistics over the backyard fence, when a new resident, who had recently moved into the neighborhod, chanced to pass by at a distance. "There goes that man Brown," Re marked Smith, with an indicative nod of -his head toward the stranger. "What do you think of him.by this time?" "I don't know," replied Jones. "I haven't had occasion to give him much thought." "I don't know whether he appeals to me or not." returned Smith." Does he look to you like a man who is two faced?" "Well. I should sav not!" was the sympathetic declaration of Jones. "If he was he wouldn't wear the one he does." Philadelphia Telegraph. . Camouflage. After a "push" some of the ladsiof the Northumberland Fusiliers Avno entered one of the captured villages sot about making things comfortable for themselves. Seeing a large wooden box some distance away, they made tracks to commandeer it. On the way back an officer met them and queried: Here, lads, where are you going with that?" "This old egg-box we're taking it along to our dug-out, sir" one of them explained. "Egg-box be hanged!" retorted the officer. "Why, that's the general's rou-top desk!" London Tit Bits. 1 Mishaps Sis like this will not spoil the appearance of floors treated with Liquid Granite. 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