THE BEE: OMAHA, THURSDAY, MAY 16, 1918. The' Omaha Bee DAILY (MORNING) EVENING -SUNDAY FOUNDED BT EDWARD ROSE WATER VICTOR BOSEWATER. EDITOR THE BES PUBLISHING COMPANY, f ROPBISTOR. Entered at Omaha postoffie ai sttond-tiasa matter. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION V . ' Br Cantor. B Mali.- Daily and Bandit V 1 Par jut. w Duly without Wundat w J Kraiag and Bandw. !m Cranial witaoat ttiadar .. . JSi ftuna&i Bm only M - fend aetiea of ctim of address or Irreculirltl ta dollTtrj to Omalu ttot CliuUltoa Dapartmant. MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS I'm AasoolaMd Pma. of which Tho bm l a mwnhw, Is sactusiMl irtlW W a for poblicstloa of all earn diipatchss endllwl o l aot oUxrwlK credited ia thli paiw. and alto th. local nsws puMUhad Benin, all fi(bu of puWicaUgo of out spsclal dispatcbai an alio resensd. REMITTANCE emit W din. axpwai or postal ordar. On I and -oM ataana t.C la rnaotof small I aoooanta. Personal oheck. axoept 00 Omaha aad assure xctisnia, not accepted. , OFFICES ihn.M-TBt Bm Bu ldlna. . CWcaio People's )aa Uuildloa, Saatfl HwKSh 1 Mala BC S2"",B;K l4""" Uncoln-LitUa BulWlns. Waahlaiton-13U O Bt CORRESPONDENCE alrat oomninnwstlooe relsttns to aewe and editorial aauat w Onaha Baa, Editorial DeparUacnL APRIL CIRCULATION. Daily 67,265 Sunday 57,777 tmu) rtrealaliaa far tha attnta. sabsoribeo and swora to ay Dwlitil Willlama, OwulaUoa aUnsaat. ' Snbacribara taavinf tha er ahould have Tha Baa mailed a tkam. Addraaa chanies) aa attaa aa raquaatad. THE BEE'S SERVICE FLAG rr fini.ff.i .iff , Red Cross drivers will find a generous com munity .waiting them. ' , ; , y , If the president turns a deaf ear to Prince - Arthur's appeal the prospects of soldiers in France getting to vote are slim indeed. 1 Twilight base ball ought to be popular in Omaha. It will give a lot of folks a chance, who 'are now kept busy till the game is over. ' Von Hindenburg may not be dead, so far as actual expiration is concerned, but with regard I to the war he is as defunct as Noah's neighbors. ' Amateur strategists ought to realize that the battle is over in Omaha and not waste time in planning for things that already have happened. , For the benefit of pne of our state contempo raries, The Bee has some pleasure in announcing that the city has two companies of home guards instead of none. Let our' new city commissioners remember that it is easier to abolishor mejge needless jobs at the outset than to pry a chair-warmer loose from the job later. Uncle Sara ought to establish a recruiting of fice in the city hall as an outlet for the surplus patriots so eager to serve the public who may fail to connect with the municipal pay roll. . Nebraska building and loan men in session at Beatrice are telling one another how little war has affected their prospects. If any one of our home-nurtured institutions can afford to sit back and look with complacency on the war, it is the ' building and loan associations,, whose' prosperity ! was founded solidly on conservative state laws long ago. Mails by Air Line, The postmaster general has commenced the de livery of mails between Washington and New York by airplane. Herein may be found occa sion for contemplation, First impulse will be to congratulate the country on having advanced to the point suggested by the application of the fly ing machine to practical uses of peace. This will be tempered, however, by a consideration of its possibilities. Just now the postal service of the United States it feeling in all ways the effects of a combination of war and Burleson. Schedules have been disarranged, deliveries delayed and gen. .erally the morale of the postal personnel has been lowered by reason of policies adopted by the postmaster general His notion of efficiency has .taken (he turn of tloing away with pneumatic 'tubes in the larger cities, after their usefulness .has been thoroughly ' established, to return to transfer by trucks. Against this he will put the spectacular performance of transporting letter mail in limited quantities between the capital and the metropolis. From point to point some sav ing in time will be noted, but in New York the (landing place for the airplanes is 10 miles from 'the postoffice, and from here the transfer must be made by truck. It is plain not a great deal of .time will be gained by the transaction. While the airplane mail service may afford splendid ma terial for Publicity Agent Creel,' its value to the public at large is not yet clear. "SOLELY BY REASON OF SENIORITY Apropos of the assertion by the senator's per sonally owned and proxy conducted hyphen ated organ that there is "something more than seniority" to account for Senator Hitchcock's promotion to the chairmanship of the;foreign relations committee and its charge that every skeptic as to this is to be classed as a personal or political enemy, the diagnosis made by the New York World, concededly the most influen tial democratic newspaper in the country, may have some bearing. The World bluntly says: "The fact is. of course, that Mr. Hitchcock gains this position solely by reason of senior ity. He has been a member of that commit tee longer than any other democrat now living; he has survived physically and politically, and, the senate being democratic, he acquires the position by the same rule as that in Eng land which gives the elder son the family title and estate or in royal circles gives the first born of a sovereign, the succession to the throne, without regard to merit. "This is a shellback survival in the United States for which no defense can be found in democracy or good sense, but so far as party is concerned, it is probable that, if the issue could be sharply raised, not one republican or democrat in 10 in either house would vote to do away with it." There you have it, in its most uncouth as pect. This position, so important in our war and peace diplomacy, goes "solely by reason of senior ity" to the democrat who happens to have been serving longest on the committee not to the sen ator who has served longer than all others, but to the democrat who has served longer than his colleagues of the same political faith regardless of ability, serviceability, Americanism or pro Germanism, the nearest analogy, according to the World, the succession of the heir .apparent to the throne in an old world monarchy except that the seniority over there dates from birth and over here from the trade that landed him on the committee. " i I' For a Government Gun Factory, Arrangements have been made whereby the United States Steel corporation is to establish and fully equip for the government a gun factory that will equal if not surpass anything in the world. At present our country must buy its war weapons from private makers. Its armories at Springfield and Rock Island produce a sufficient quantity of rifles to meet all peace requirements, while the factories at Washington and Watervliet will fairly supply the naval forces with such guns as are needed when not at war. We could not, however, begin to equip our soldiers or fit our warships With weapons supplied from govern ment factories when we faced the emergency of war. Plenty of arms are now being furnished through the private shops, but he demand is for a government plant, at which all the needed guns of every size may be produced. This is now to be set up at Pittsburgh, in the center of the greatest steel producing region of the world, thus meeting the requirement that it be placed away from the seaboard, but falling somewhat short of the implication that it was to be estab lished in "the central west." . Pittsburgh may be "west" in the Broadway definition of the term, but it will be pretty hard to make Chicago think so. - Wilhelm and Karl Divide the World. , As Napoleon and Alexander met at Tilsit to divide the world between them, fixing European boundaries and the status of reigning monarchs, ' so the kaisers, Wilhelin and Karl, have just con cluded .the work of settling the fate of nations that have fallen under their control. Eight Ger man kings have been set up to rule over sub merged peoples who had been promised the right of self-determination. Accompanying this favor of "independence under German influence," which certainly has an ominous sound, the Lithuanians are adjured that it is their duty as well as privi lege to come to the aid of Germany, and take up part of the kaiser's war burden. Men and money, food and raiment, are required,. and the Lithua nians .will be looked to for some of these. No doubt, Esthonia, Courland and other Russian provinces will have similar opportunity. While this is going on in the ravaged prov inces of Russia, the power of the German is be ing extended over Austria. In Bohemia Austrian authority has been directly supplanted by Ger man, in the matter of food control, at least, while the Austrian army has practically been taken over as a pledge that Karl will not again offend Wilhelm by trying to negotiate separate peace. In Hungary Premier Wekerle is threatening to prorogue the Diet, as von Seydler did the Reichs rat, that all popular clamor may be stilled nd arbitrary rule restored. Andrassy, Karolyi, Tisza and other Magyar leaders are in almost open re volt against this subserviency to the German in fluence at Vienna, and the Austrian empire is in as much danger from Hungary as it is from Bo hemia. , Pangermanism has aroused a feeling among the nations of central Europe that would have been fatal to the kaiser's ambitions four years ago, and may prove disastrous now. None who has felt the oppression of the German yoke for all these, hundred years or longer is eager now to fight to continue its burdens. The treaty of Tilsit brought an end to Napoleon, and the pres ent instance looks like a preface to the final rec ords of the two kaisers. Kaiserism iri German Language Papers Policy o) boosting the Fatherland and Backbiting the United States By Frederick Boyd Stevenson in Brooklyn Eagle. What has the German kaiser done for the German people of America? He has done nothing for them. He has done much against them. If any class of people in the whole world has reason for hating the German kaiser, that cla"ss is the German people in the United States., Up to August, 1914, the Ger mans in America were respected, honored and loved. They' were ranked among the first citizens. Their loyalty was without question. In 1861 they had proved their loyalty" to the union. They had demon strated that they stood for the principles on which the republic was founded. They and their fathers and their grandfathers, their mothers and their grandmothers had come from a Germany that was rotten with autoc racy a Germany that even then was over run with and predominated by the blood of ,the barbarian Alpine stocks, which were supplanting and eliminating the Nordics and the real Teutons. Failing in the German rev olution of 1848 to overthrow this barbarian element, many of the revolutionists came to America. The Schurzes and the Sigels came here. They were the German people whom we learned to know and trust and love and call "brothers." Then an amazing thing happened. The German kaiser picked a quarrel with the world. And let us not forget this main point: He was the same German kaiser in 1914 that he is in 1918, and was backed' by the same Ger many in 1914 that s backing him in 1918. i t The Carman people in America could not otter the same excuse that has been ottered for the German people in Germany; that they were under compulsion, that they were lied to by the Oerman kaiser and the Uer man government, that they had no newspa pers wherein they could read the truth. No; these excuses could not be offered in this country. All Germans in America had access to the hngatsh language newspapers, the ma jority of which told the truth, the majority of which laid bare the crime of the German kaiser and the German government. They also had access to the German language newspapers. The German 'language news papers published in the United States should also have told them the truth. Did they? How many German language newspapers published in the United States told the truth about the criminal German kaiser and the criminal German government and the cring ing criminal German people in Germany? Do you or anyone else know how many of these German language newspapers printed in this country denounced the crime of Germany? Do any of you know how many of these German language newspapers de fended the sinking of the Lusitania? Do any of you know how many of these German language newspapers denounced Germany and came out boldly and unequivocally for the United States and insisted that Germany should be beaten to a standstill after the United States declared war against Ger many? How many of them since April, 1917, have come out with unquestioned loyalty in edi torial and news columns throbbing in every line with the red blood of manhood for the country that gave to them their being and made it possible for them to live? How many of these German language newspapers were there in America which took that stand in 1917? How many of them are there today? Now, something else has happened. It is not an amazing thing; it is a nat ural thing. It is the logical sequence follow ing as a natural result a certain line of ac tion. It is based on that very powerful attri bute of psychology which we o'fttimes un (Urestimate known as human nature. It is the inward and to a certain point invis ible sign of a spiritual grace, that later on becomes an outward and glaring potential ity. It begins with the whispers of discon tent of righteous force and justice. ( An illustration is the tea and the sea inci dent in Boston Harbor. It is strictly American. The German mind cannot grasp it. . Thus the German language press in Amer- man laugh in their German-American sleeves at the "foolish Yankees." , But there is another laugh coming. It has begun with a snicker. When it is full head on it will be the, last and best laugh. The American casualty lists are beginning to come across. They are growing heavier day by day. Every day more German spies are being arrested. Every day there is com inir home o us the terrible thought which no German logic can assuage that the whole civilized world is engaged in a death-to-death struggle with an inhuman monster that must be absolutely beaten to dust wiped from off the face of the earth if the decent men and the decent women on the earth hope to live and have their treedom. Day by day we realize all that, and yet day by day we have flaunted in our faces newspapers printed in that language which is the spoken and the written medium of thought of a people who have proved that they are not fit to associate with the people of the civilized nations. Day by day this eyesore is thrust in our faces. There are loyal Germans who have be come citizens in this country. There are loyal Americans of German blood ivho were born in this country. t Is it not the duty of these loyal German- Americans who long ago should have drop ped the prefix "German," and the duty of these American-born men and women with German blood in their teins to demand, with others who are demanding, that, the German language feature of these newspapers in America be abandoned. This spirit of America is rising. It is slow to arise. - It generally remains seated for a long time. But when it does get up when it stretches to its full length and then gets into action, it is something with -which no man need play "sixes and sevens." From the Labor Viewpoint F. A. Kennedy In Western Laborer. "Nobody has to explain or apologize for Nebraska," says the World-Herald. No, but we have to do a h 1 of a lot of explaining and apologizing for its United States sena tors, all right, all right. If the sacred precedent of the senate in terferes wjth the winning of the war, cut out the war is the decision of the cowardly United States senate. Our beloved Vaterland Hitchcock was confirmed as chairman of the foreign relations committee this week. How thankful we ought to be that La Fol lette was not in line for the position, The result would have been the same. The World-Herald printed the "Hun" in a heading again this week, but they are getting reckless in the build ng across the street. word My! Tom Reynolds made a beautiful race, top ping the candidates among the losers and beating a lot of veterans to a sizzle. He received 10,960 votes. It is disappointing to class him as a loser, but l am not apolo gizing for his defeat. If the World-Her aid had shown any gratitude to organized labor for the support it had given Hitch cock for 20 years, he might have been elected. One bit of gloat to comfort the union men is the fact that five of the new com missioners are republicans and they will not be interested in the re-election of Herr Von Hitchcock to the senate along about the tail- end of their administration. Tom Reynolds accepts his defeat like a good sport and will be on the job for labor and the government in war activities just the same as he has been since the government entered the war. Unlike the ungrateful World-Herald and its owner. he will be on the side of the government all the time. i - i Tells the Whole Story Rev. Cyrus Townsend Brady presents in succinct form the case against the Ger ica' toyed too long with American patience, i n1an people and' that ' against . the use of the German language in this country when The Germans flared their offensive German sheets in the face of Americans the day after 114 American men, wonfen and children had gone down in a passenger ship, sunk by Ger man murderers. They spread out their Ger man sheets with insulting defiance before Americans in the street cars after every fresh outrage on Americans deliberately planned and exultingly executed by the Germans in Germany. These Germans in Amer ica read in Germany they talked in Ger man; they thought in German. Today many are still reading. in German, talking in German, thinking in German. Many of them have made themselves obnoxious to Americans in their public organizations and in their private clubs. ' And who is responsible for this un-Amer-icanism? The German language press of America, . This press has fostered Germanism and not Americanism. It has brazenly flaunted its disloyal views before all .America. It hat without shame or gratitude incited some times openly, sometimes insidiously its readers to treason. It has persisted in this course on the assumption that the Americans were easy-going, careless and possibly of scant acumen. The German editors and the German writers in general of these German sheets know full well what would befall an American or an Englishman who sat in a Berlin street car reading an English lan guage newspaper. They know full well what would befall a Frenchman who sat in a Ber lin street car and read a Frenchvlanguage newspaper, or what would befall an Italian who read an Italian language newspaper. They know all that, but they laugh a Ger- he says: "We are at war with the whole German people not merely with the Hohenzollerns and the junker class, but with every Ger man. They are all tarred with the same stick. It is impossible to read the state ments of returned or escaped prisoners, veri fication for which is ample, without arriv ing at the conclusion that the women and children are as bad as the men. When women of all classes make a practice of spitting upon helpless wounded prisoners and upon women and sick children who happen to use an English word in their hearing; when German Red Cross women refuse food to starving prisoners, in some cases pouring it upon the ground in their presence to tantalize them when children are taught to throw stones at stockade pris oners and join in celebration of the sink ing of the Lusitania, they show themselves on a level in spirit with the rapists, ravagers and persecutors in the German army. There fore the only use we shall have for the .Ger man language will be to enable carefully selected persons to make the Germans un derstand what they must do to be saved after we have beaten them to the dust." Dr. Brady holds that the German people are not to be trusted whether they live here or in Germany. That is true. It does not hold, however, against Americans who hap pen ;to have German blood jn their veins, nor is it intended to. Americans are Ameri cans; Germans are Germans. There can be no divided allegiance, no "fifty-fifty" of loy alty or of thought. There is no hyphen now. All who are not for America are against it. New York Herald. J aji JWaTT" IV " J One Tew Ago Today In the War. .Professor Mllyukoflt resigned his ' position aa Russian foreign minister. ., House of representative passed the elective conscription bill u altered in conference committee. the Day We Celebrate. V , John R. Dumont of J. H. Du inont A Co., real estate and Insurance, born 1184. Dr, Charles F. Crowley, professor of chemistry in the Creighton Medical college, born 189. Charlea F. Waller, president of the Kichardson Drug company, born 1844. ' Levi p. Morton, vice president of the , United States, born at Shorehara. VL, f years ago. General Eli Torrance of Minnesota, farmer commander-in-chief of the Q. A. R, born at New Alexandria, Pa., J4 years ago. ? ' MedUl McCormick, Chicago news. 1 paper publisher and representative in congress, born in Chicago, .41 years .; tzo. m Day in History. ''. , 1850 William Hendricks, governor . rMndlana and its first representative i I congress, died at Madison, Ind. I irn in Pennsylvania in 178J. 1SIJ Conacription was put into ef f ct in the confederate states. . 186J -C. L. Vallandigham convicted f disloyal utterances by court-mar. i .1 at Cincinnati, and sentenced to ;, confinement J ust 80 Years Ago Today The Rock Island hauled 117 cars of stock east, of which 78 cars were from the stock yards. Potatoes are unusually cheap Just at present and are on the market in it, very large quantities, a carload having sold for 25 cents per bushel John M. Burk, Frank Glass and D. J. Evans have gone Into the saloon business. . . Third " ward residents want a side walk along Twenty-eighth street to tha ball grounds and petitioned the council to that effect , Mr. James Davis, wife and little daughter, have Just returned from an extended trip to California. Messrs. Pratt. Strong, Nelson, Rog ers, Polcar, iiirschstein, Bernstein and Montmorency, of the senior class or tne nigh school, will debate the Shakspeare-Bacon question in the au ditorium of the high school May 18. Gmaha's New Br pom York News-Times: Omaha needn't feel so big over "Mayor Smith." York has bad a "Mayor Smith" for over a year and he is all right, too. , ' Scottsbluff Republican: With Oma ha ' back into the republican ranks there is little doubt as to what the state will do this fall at the general election. Goodby, Jim, and goodby, democratic rule for Nebraska. Fremont Tribune: The result of the city election in Omaha is something akin to the April election in Fremont, when the ins were almost unanimous ly ousted. Straws show the political winds to be blowing republicanward this year. . Norfolk News: The elimination of the saloon has undoubtedly contrib uted to the result by removing one of the most powerful influences for evil In our municipal politics. Omaha has shown signs during the last few years of a rising standard of civic morality, and the election is probably a reflec tion of this new and higher view. Lincoln Herald: Taking the Omaha city election as a straw to show the drift of the wind, some very decided political changes are on the slate for the coming election in Nebraska. The persecution of the farmers' and work ers' organization cut no little figure in the Omaha landslide lastt Tuesday. Real Americans are strong for the square deal, free speech and free as sembly at all times when Indulged in by clean American citizens and in timidation ancL persecution don't go. The democrat nim'hines have evident- dug their own grave Peppery Points Washington Post: When it comes to a question of the amount of in demnities Germany has in mind, any chump can point to one price-fixing policy that is doomed to failure. Minneapolis Journal: Notwithstand ing 4he gain of ground in the west, the German mark shows great weak ness. The mark sees the waste of Ger. man life and wealth and n adequate return. Minneapolis Tribune: In upholding the draft law the United States su preme court simply declares that when Uncle Sam is slapped in thte face he has a right to the free use of his arms to go after the slapper. Louisville Courier-Journal: A thor ough investigation of the Borglum charges is Just as necessary . if the charges are ill founded as it would be if they. were well founded. The truth must be known to refute a slan der or convict traitors. New York World: In the Spanish war, William McKinley was president William McKinley Hurley, one of the first boys in New York state named for him in 189S, wins the Croix de Guerre in France. They grow up quickly, the babies. 'Brooklyn Eagle: Our Treasury de partment hurries things alone. A ship is already on ror Calcutta with 4,ouo, 000 ounces of bar silver to help out England and save the gold that might have to be used to make good the balance of trade against her and on the side of India. Even Mr. Bryan would approve t - .- Twice Told Tales Camouflage. Cornelius Vanderbilt told a comou flage story at Newport "At the Grand Central station," he said, "one young man was 'seeing an other oft, when three very pretty girls got in the Pullman. "The departing - young man was smitten by the three girls' charms and so he muttered to his friend: "'Look here, to oblige me, you know, won't you put your head Jn at the door just as the train pulls out, and shout in a loud voice: "Then I'll close the Fifth avenue house sir, and store the silver on the yacht." ' "The other chap agreed to do this, and the one smitten with the girls sat and waited for the thing to come to pass, his eyes fixed on their pretty faces. "Finally the whistle blew. The obliging chap outside hopped up on the back platform, stuck his head in it the door and yelled: " 'Hey, you; tell your boss if that suit of minn ain't home Saturday night I won't have it at all!' Provi dence Journal. , A Juvenile JIunch. "Bobby." said his mother, "you haven't been begging cookies from Mrs. Nexdore again? You know I told you you mustn't do such a thing when you went in there." "No. mamma. I didn't," answered Bobby. "I just said: This house smells as if it was full of cookies, but what's that to me?'" Boston Transcript Better Inspection Needed. Omaha. May 15. To the Editor of The Bee:-- Your demand for the abol ishment of the office of fire marshal and the institution of a better system of inspection of property in Omaha is well made. Our AVe marshal has been of little service, even as an ex post facto luxury, the omce existing pri cipally to keep a rslatlve of one of the late commissioners on the pay roll Inspection of property subject to fire aaneer snouia db systematically car ried on under direction or supervision of the chief or the flre department Each captain should be assignee", a dis trict and be held responsible for the conditions prevailing therein, r Each should be made t devote at least two days a week to the investigation of all premises in his district so that the latest possible knowledge of conditions would be available at all times. To accomplish this a little readjustment may be required, but no hardship will be put on any. xne surest way to se cure a reduction in insurance rates is to convince the companies that we are really trying to prevent fires, and not merely holding post mortems on Doesn't Believe in Secession. Beaver Crossing, Neb.. May 9. To the Editor of The Bee: As a sub scriber of your paper and an old veteran soldier, who, with many others fought to bring the southern seceding states back within their rights in the national union, I feel that I cannot avoid making a brief reply to t;i statements of E. M. Aikin, in a communication to and published m your paper yesterday mornlnir. In the first place I will say that as a patriotic citizen of this nation. Vice resident Marshall, nor any other man enjoyirg the greatest blessings af forded them by the firm foundation of national rights, maintained at the cost of thousands of precious lives In the so-called civil war. has a right to state or even "imply" that those lives were sacrificed and blood shed ror an unlawful or unjust cause. Mr. Aikin names several of our honored statesmen who have passed to their rest as men who held to the doctrine of states rights. Every intelligent per son holds to the same doctrine, and an error of Mr. Aikin exists in the fact that he did not mention Abra ham Lincoln in his list of statea rights Denevers. Ana Mr. Lincoln very wiselv stated that the people of the south ern states had a right to go out of the union, Dut naa no rieht to take anv of the United States territory with tnem upon which to establish a sen arate government States rights do not exist in tne right to dissolve this nation. He makes another ignorant state ment when he says "Our schools do not afford opportunity to study from an impartial standpoint the so-called civil war." There has been.o the shame of this nation, more unreliable histories used in our public schools, written and, published by ignorant and untruthful southern ex-rebels, than there has been of reliable works of union men. This fact has been, and is yet a discouraging menace to the patriotic purpose of the Grand Army of the Republic, which has made every effort possible to prevent the establishing of each wrongful in formation in the minds .f school pu pils, and if there has been any im partiality shown it has been upon the side which Mr. Aikin chooses to stand. J. H. WATERMAN. MIRTHFUL REMARKS. "That was a paradoxical steeplejack who fixed tha weather sign on the church spire." "How aof" "Wasn't he successful In a vane at tempt?" Baltimore American. "Judge Flubdub doesn't aeem to know half the time whether he is going or com ing." , "That may be because he has been re versed so much by the higher courta." Kansas City Journal. , , "Why don't you mix In?" "Those people," said the aloof one, "are nobodies." "Maybe so, but whan enough nobodies get together they manage to have a pretty good time." Louisville Courier-Journal. "You men make a lot of work." "What Is the matter, love?" "You keep me busy sewing buttons on your vest." "Well, dear, you feed me so well." was tho diplomatic husband's response." Louis villa Courier-Journal. found out where they came from and sentj. a messenger boy to gM thesa cashed.'' 2 Boaton Transcript. "I should like a porterhouse steak with mushrooms," said the , stranger, "some delicately browned toast with plenty ot but ter" - ' "'Scuse me, suh," interrupted tha waiter. "Is you trying to give an order or la you Jea" remlnlscln' 'bout old times?" Washing- . ton Star. , , "I have an idea that rooms reflect tha personality of their occupants' "Then tha lady who uses this room must be of a very worrying disposition, to jadga by the fret work In it" Baltimore American. BRAVE TO THE END. (Llnea on death of a member of tha United States navy at San Diego, February, 1118.) There are so many heroes 'raong those far away Who are In the great conflict on French soli today, But tha one I'm to tell you of may interest , you. In the boys of our navy, who're wearing tha blue; They're a fins lot of lads, sir, brave, loyal and true. Tha one that I mention was young tor tha place; I noted his eager aiyi delicate face; Ha looked scarce sixteen, but was older, he said; Hla name, Edward Lee, but tha boys called to him Ned; To serve In the navy he'd urgently plead. The toughest of work he'd unflinchingly do; There wasn't a hardship he would not go through With a gay disregard of the effort it cost. His heroic courage he never once lost, Though often, at night, ha unceasingly tossed. Through the long, lonely hours, sometimes gasping for breath, - And no one to know ha waa fighting with death, v For he outwardly gave not a sign of tha pain, Though he passed through tha torture again and again He'd manage by daylight his poise to t regain. His comrade, who slept by bis side, and who knew ... That he wasn't quite fit, even noted ha grew A bit thinner each day, aaid his whole and sole thought ' Waa to make the Impression It counted for naught And to keep the ship's surgeon from finding It out. The only time ever they saw him dis- Waa once when the officer aald: "I'm afraid That you can't keep the pace, are you up to weight, Lee?" But it only could have this effect, don't you see. On a boy so determined to serve, sir. as he? To make him redouble his effort to be ., Found wanting In nothing, I'm certain . that he Often prayed for the chance that ba craved " To meet death in conflict, while over him waved Tha flag that he loved, not knowing be braved A harder one, sir, all alone. At the last The overworked heart, when it gave its last gasp. Wrung out one cry of anguish, and then all was still. Awakened at last, wewprked with a will. But the spirit had fled; in the morning sun bright 'Twas the faca of the dead that waa lifted to light. Tha old smile still lingered, as sign that for one Who had volunteered Bervice the race was now run And the captain up yonder had signaled, Well done. Sidney, Ia. MRS. C. J. ESDEX. WHY NOT tft plf 'Stuiness It Qood thaiUc You1 "What did your wife do when she found those poker chips in your overcoat pocket?" "She toolci the matter very coolly. She MADE to ORDER. Officers Uniforms Featur: ing Gabardines, Bara theas and Whipcord , Weaves. 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