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ClwalsMca aUaat.- Subacrfbara laaviac taa tltr tknU kave Th Be mailed IUa M raquaitad. THE BEE'S SERVICE FLAG ; -:- XT. .it .it it ic.it '. Get ready for the' coming Red Cron drive, which has the right of way next. Well, wt trust the preident mrat duly im pressed with his distinguished caller. Military police should be cautioned about the us of firearms. Omaha is not under martial law. ' Maybe If we can get all the hot air and foul air out of the aircraft program we will get some 'airplanes for use in France. ;- St Louis' 6-cent csr fare order is to be ap pealed to the courts. The courts will have to settle all of them before the finish. Members of, the court house ring show ro tations of feeling shaky. The jolt that struck the city hall gang plainly jarred the works across the street, , The city hall trenches were evacuated and taken possession of by the new occupants with out a clash. It will go down In history as a mas terly maneuver. When Ihe government really begins to econ omize in the operation of the railroads the waste ful duplication in maintaining two passenger .stations in Omaha, separated only by a fence, should not be overlooked. 1 ' '.Railroads need money to pay expenses un der government as well as under private con trol. The chief difference is that the government does not have to coax and wheedle Itself for permission to boost rates. The scene at the White House when the chairman of the senate committee on foreign re lations called to consult with the president must have been inspiring and only paralleled by the historic event when the first Wilson secretary of state called to bid the president goodby. Some painter, ought to immortalise these events. t James Gordon Bennett James Gordon Bennett, who haa just died at his home abroad, was a giant figure among Amer ican journalists. His father thoroughly establish ed the New York Herald as a leader in newspaper enterprise and the son kept It fully abreast mod ern progress. He will be most talked of, perhaps, because ot nis personal eccentricities ana pecu liar methods of management, but to him must be attributed soma solid 'achievements. His laconic message, "Find Livingston 1" sent Henry M. Stanley from Omaha to the heart of unknown Africa, and thence to a place in the British Parli ament, distinguished as a baronet. The Paris edition of the Herald was another of his ventures that startted the newspaper world, but is now accepted as the, most natural of developments. Twenty-five years ago the Herald's foreign news service was the most complete in the world. Readers of Tht Bee of that tune will readily reeall not only its great scope, but the brilliancy of the men who contributed to it Rivals developed and some have ranged alongside the Herald, but its aggressive editor did not lower his standards nor cease' his news-gathering activties. The Ben netts, father and son, are sure, of a place in American annals. DOING AWAY WITH LOAFERS. Mayor Smith announces that he finds under the new sedition law ample authority to abolish loafing. Those who have made themselves famil iar with the law will agree with the mayor, and also will commend his determination to use it to stamp out idleness in Omaha. In normal times our city, like all others, has suffered from the presence of a "leisure" class whose existence is always a challenge to good government. Just now, when such great efforts are being made to enlist the services of all able-bodied men in use ful production, little reason exists for any not being actively employed. Therefore, groups of idlers around street corners, congregated in. re sorts of any kind, or aimless wanderers, natural ly fall under suspicion. It is not the intent of the law to place hardship on any, nor to interfere with legitimate leisure, but the persistent loafer is more of a menace now than ever, and his elimination will be of real service. Any reasonable step taken by the mayor to enforce the law aainst chronic idlers will be generally approved. Why a City Fire Warden? The Bee repeats the question it has several times in the past propounded, "Why a city fire warden?" This job has been one of the easy money sinecures kept for relatives of the higher ups in the city hall for which there is about as much need as for a fifth wheel to a wagon. There is a state fire 'warden who has full jurisdiction over Omaha, supported by a liberal appropriation out of the state treasury, and we have a score and more of captains in the fire department, well qualified to make a periodical fire-risk survey of the district where each is serving. Let the fire chief be the fire warden, with all of his captains as exofficio deputies, if the job must be looked after locally. Here is one place for our new commission to make good on its promise of retrenchment. Advance in Railroad Rates. Among a lot' of other changes .announced from Washington as impending in the opera tion of the railroads is included a threatened ad vance of 25 per cen in freight rates and res toration of the 3-cent a mile fare for passenger traffic. For the moment the necessity of these increases in charges, to the public may be omitted from the discussion. The principal point is that it comes as a manifestation of the arbitrary pdw er with which the railroad dictator is clothed. Nothing has developed since Mr. McAdoo as sumed full control of the roads that was not well known before. Need of money for extension and replacement of equipment, for increased taxes and to pay the higher wages that are to be given employes, were problems plainly in view of the managers of the lines, who had been before the Interstate Commerce commission for many months pleadiitg and arguing for the right to make higher charges for services. Their efforts had been opposed by shippers and by state com missioners, the one contending for lower rates, the other that the state and not the federal authority should deal with the tariffs. Now all this has disappeared untftr the magic of the war. The federal government has taken control of the railroads of the country and with few preliminary flourishes declares arbitrary reduc tion in service and increase in charges. That is all, but if the private owners of the roads, who have been accused of being "inefficient," had un dertaken such a proceeding, oh, my countrymen I The yell of disapproval would have resounded across the continent and as far as Jericho at least. Economic Warfare Under Headway. Great Britain is about to follow the lead of France and abrogate all commercial conventions in which are contained the "most favored nation" clause. This simply means that the economic war is being established. Under treaty provi sions which extend to a competitor or customer the treatment accorded the "most favored na tion," discrimination in favor of any was prac tically abolished. In the case of Great Britain the reason now advanced is the necessity of especial recognition for colonies and dominions impossible under treaties existing. In France the statement is made that the action is taken in order that France may have a free hand in deal ings with other nations. The unmistakable in ference is that friends are to be favored and en emies avoided as far as possible. Neutrals will feel the effect of this, for it involves discrimina tion. ' Something of the same sort was attempted by the United States a few years ago under the reciprocity policy advocated so consistently by James G. Blaine. Our government has negotiated several conventions containing the provision, that practice having been adopted as an expedi ent to avoid commercial warfare. It loomed rather largely as a, factor in the canal tolls contro versy and generally has met with the approval of free traders. What will be of Interest now will be to watch developments and note in how far the action of France and England will be inter preted as modifying President Wilson's third thesis, which deals with the matter of economic discriminations. Experts say the weather is ideal for corn, so the rest of us can put up with it. That is the brand that will be expected here till October. Thirty Years an Archbishop An Anniversary in the Active Life of Most Reverend John Ireland A rugged constitution, backed by an active, exemplary life, is gradually retracing the steps of Archbishop John Ireland from what was feared recently as the valley of the shadows. Reports from St. Paul give assur ances of the danger point passed and strength steadily returning slowly, as, might be ex pected in one negotiating the 80th mile stone of life. Today marks the thirtieth an niversary of his appointment as the first archbishop of St. Paul. Naturally the occa sion will be without public observance, put there will be religious observance throughout the archdiocese and prayers for speedy re covery. The archbishop will be 80 years old next September. He has been 56 years a priest and 34 years a bishop. Born in County Kilkenny, Ireland, . Sep tember 11, 1838, T oh n Ireland, at the age of 11, came with his parents to the United States, reaching here in 1849. His parents lived three years in Chicago, and then went to St. Paul, where the boy studied in the Cathedral school for a year. In 1853 he was sent by Bishop Cretin to a seminary in France, where studied, the classics for four years. Rt. Rev. Thomas L. Grace succeeded Bishop Cretin in charge of the see of St. Paul, and in 1861, when the young cleric returned to the United States, he found the country involved in civil war. His aged bene factor. Bishop Grace, ordained him to the priesthood in 1861, and a month later Father Ireland was appointed chaplain of a Minne sota regiment of volunteers, then about to go south. He accompanied the regiment into the field and served throughout the hard cam paigning and heavy fighting of the year 1862 in the Mississippi valley. He came out of the campaign with a splendid war record, reported to St. Paul for clerical duty and was assigned to the rectorship , of the cathedral and named secretary of the diocese. When the civil war had ceased and the great period of the development of the north west began Father Ireland became identified with it and his name soon became known out side the confines of the state. In 1869 he became president of the Total Abstinence Union of America and thence dates his fame as a worker in the temperance cause. Father Ireland attended the Vatican council in 1870 as the representative of Bis hop Grace, and when Rt. Rev. James M. O'Gorman, vicar apostolic of Nebraska, died in Omaha July 4, 1874, was named to succeed him. Bishop Grace appealed 1o the Vatican and had the appointment annulled, but had Father Ireland made coadjutor bishop of St. Paul instead, with the right of succession. To this office he was consecrated December 21, 1875, on the fourteenth anniversary of his ordination to the priesthood. No sooner had Father Ireland become Bishop Ireland than he began the work of colonizing the northwest. In 1876 he brought 900 Catholic colonists to Minnesota and in 1877 he bought about 12,000 acres of agri cultural lands to be devoted to the same pur pose. Later on he co-operated with Bishop O'Connor of Omaha and Bishop Spalding of Peoria in financing a Catholic colony in Greeley county, Nebraska, Bishop Grace resigned July 31, 1884, and Bishop Ireland took complete control of di- War Demand Jor Wasted Treasure A curious and very striking proof of the unwisdom of wasting a natural patrimony is brought to the knowledge of the American people in the request which the government has put forth for the hunting out of individ ual black walnut trees, wherever they are found, in order that they may be com mandeered for the making of gun stocks andJ other necessities in connection with the war. As everybody knows, black walnut is a hard, durable, beautiful wood, which is easily worked with tools. It is really our Yankee mahogany, and it has no rival for the making of gunstocks. Now, time was when the black walnut was one of the commonest of American trees. It grows to a height of 150 feet, and the trees were often six or seven feet In diameter. Great, bodies of it were found in our central belt of states, and particularly in southern Indiana and Illinois, and on the Kentucky and Tennessee hills. In these solid bodies it was easily lumbered, and was sacrificed in a purely wasteful destruction. Indeed, the wood became so common that, even in all its beauty, it was despised. Cheap and ugly furniture was made of it, and every boy's jig saw was at work in making useless "or naments" out of it. The forests of it which lined the Indiana and Illinois streams were swept away by the axe, with no chance whatever left for their restoration by regrowth; and at last, some 20 years ago, it was truthfully announced that no body of black walnut timber was left any where in the United States. ' Then, of course, the people began to find out what a prize they had lost. Black walnut wood came to be prized highly at last. Pieces of furniture made of it were 6ought after, even though the bulk of them were of unsur passed mid-Victorian ugliness. And now, when the wood is desperately needed for military purposes, the word goes forth that the trees of the species which have been planted for shade and ornament must be sacrificed. Unrivalled in their beauty, pro ducing excellent nuts, these trees, often loved and treasured by their possessors, must and undoubtedly should be sacrificed for the gen eral good. But how fine a thing it would have been if the splendid bodies of this tim ber that once, grew on our western hills and along our streams had been treated as a oatrimonv of all the Deoole. and had been guarded for this higher use that calls for them now! Boston Transcript ocesan affairs. Four years later the arch dibcease of St. Paul was created, and on May 15, Bishop Ireland received the appointment as first archbishop. The influence of Archbishop Ireland there after extended far and wide. He was head of the St. Paul Law and Order league, and was said to have been an influence in inspir ing the famous encyclical of Pope Leo XI II on capital and labor, was prominent in 1898 in an effort to settle the differences between the United States and Spain without war, delivered the paneyric on Joan of Arc, at theN Basilica of the Holy Cross, Orleans, France, May 8, 1899, on the occasion of the 470th anniversary of the martyrdom of the French heroine, and went to Paris to make the address at the presentation of the statue of General Lafayette by the school children of the United States to the Republic of France, July 4, 1900. Archbishop Ireland labored in 1901 and 1902 for the settlement of the problems that the United States government encountered in the Philippine Islands, and on this and other occasions he served as a friend and counselor of Presidents McKinley, Roosevelt and Taft. One of the most important achievements of his life, viewed in the light of present-day events, was his successful battle against Cahensleyism in the middle '80s. Cahensley ism meant the segregation of church mem bership along racial and language lines and the appointment of priests and bishops cor responding with the lines drawn. It was Ger man in origin and purpose and constituted the first open drive in this country of the insidious German propaganda which the war has revealed in all its nakedness. Archbishop Ireland led the fight for Americanism, backed by Cardinal Gibbons and a host of progres sive American prelates. Against them were arrayed the clerical and political power of Germany, Austria, and all the rest of the ultramontane influence of Europe. American ism won. In the exultations following vic tory Archbishop Ireland uttered an impres sive warning against divided allegiance in this country in words of significant import at the present time: "This country is America; only they who are loyal to it can be allowed to live under its flag; and they who are loyal to it may enjoy all its liberties and rights. Freedom of religion is accorded by the constitution; religion is put outside state action and most wisely so; therefore, the religion of a citizen must not be considered by voter or executive officer. The oath of allegiance to the country makes the man a citizen; if that allegiance is not plenary and supreme, he is false to his profession; if it is, he is an American. Dis criminations and segregations, in civil or political matters, on lines of birthplace, or of race, or of language and, I add, of color are un-American, and wrong. Compel all to be Americans, in soul as well as in name, and then let the standard of their value be their American citizenship." Kultur With a Headache In pursuance of the official German sched ule for the guidance of newspaper editors (Z e i t ungsleitartikelschreiberhierunddajund neineinheissundkaltfuhrer), which sets aside Mondays and Wednesdays for the denuncia tion of Russia as the special enemy of man kind and kultur, Tuesday for France, Thurs days and Saturdays for England, and Fridays and Sundays for America, the Cologne Volkszeitung has issued a call for the union of all European nations, belligerent and neutral, against American mammonism, which stands "grinning with satanic mien on the other aide of the Atlantic." But if you think that mammon is only a brutal god, you are sadly in error. Mammon, U. S. A., is a subtle and hypnotic god. He has hynotized France and England, "despite their indis putable military defeat" into going on with the war, instead, presumably, of accepting the open hand of friendship which the kaiser has been holding out, a la Brest-Litovsk. Ger man strategic genius has never risen to greater heights than in this combination war, which it has been trying to explain to the world, in which France, with Germany, shall combat the Slav menace to kultur, and the two with Russia shall combat the British menace, and the three with Britain shall com bat the American menace, and the four with America shall ultimately combat the Jap anese menace. It is kultur with a headache (Kataenjammer-kultur.) New York Post.. People and Events Boston brewers and saloon men boosted beer to 10 cents the (tlass and started trouble. Sedentary guzzlers paid the price, but cut out the waiters customary tips, ssow me waiters demand more wages to make up the lost tips. It's a case of stand up to the bar or come down with a split Should Albert Philip Tauscher of Port land, Ore., get in close touch with the Huns there will be something doing from the start of the mixup. Just to show his physical powers while signing up as a marine corps recruit. Tauscher nicked un a 165-oound man and lifted him above his head. The new re cruit weights only 161 pounds and is some Tauscher. An uprising for home rule in dealing with franchise corporations gains strength and speed in Missouri from the readiness of the State Utilities commission in. granting street railway companies nermits to raise rates The initial move is an organization of a League of Cities, which has already at tained fighting oower of larare orooortion Permits for 6 cent fares have been granted in several instances without consulting the people involved. In St Louis the advance granted is limited to a charge of 1 cent for transfers. St. Joseph and Kansas City au thorities challenge the jurisdiction of the commission in local affairs and promise to tight it out to the court of last resort One Year Ago Today in th War. General PtJn auceeeded General X litn a Am mirvfiAinai AAMman t? tha French armlea. United St&tea.acnat paued the bill increasing the personnel ot the navy and marina corps. The Day We Cclebrmt. Brigadier General Benjamin Alvord, relieved aa adjutant general ot the American expeditionary forces, born In Washington, IS yeare ago. Rear Admiral George A. Blcknell, tT. 8. X.. retired, bora at Batato, N. J., 72 years ago. . Henry I Doherty. New Tork cap italist, born at Columbus, O., 48 years ago. - James Ik Smith, lnflelder ot the Boston National league base ball team, born at Pittsburgh, 21 years ago. ' i-;. . . This Day la History. 1775 -The Continental eongress, In esslon at Philadelphia, resolved to issue paper money as a substitute tor taxation. ' 1819 General Thomas L. Critten den, who commanded the left wing . of Resecrans' army at Chlekamauga, born at Ruesellville, Ky. Died la New York. October tS. 183. 184 7 American force under Gen. eral Worth occupied the Mexican city ot ruettia, Kanta Ana having retreat ed the day before J nst SO Years Ago Today The Omaha Type Foundry filed articles of Incorporation, the capital stock being 150,000 and A. T. H. Brower, H. P. Halleck. II. J. Picker ing and 8. P. Rounds, jr., are the in corporators. The Fourth ward democrats held a meeting for the purpose of organis Ing a club. This was accomplished by (43 Va,A Dementt I com fr f fnT tjjSWSW'SSSWSSSijVg I electing W. C. Cundiff, president; Ma son Gregg, vice president; J. H. Hlg genbottom, secretary, and Harry G. Hanna, treasurer. Democratic as well as the repub lican members of the city council were induced to neglect their regular Tuesday night legislation to enjoy the more attractive show, the republican state convention. The Church of Zion filed articles ot incorporation with the county clerk and the incorporators are Eli Beidel man. John Lehmann, George Marks, August Rogert and John Rogert Mrs. J. F. Kuhn and sons left for an extended tour through the east Around the Cities Louisville points with pride to the efficiency of its "bit" having filled an order for 14,400 base ball bats for the boys "over there." Good young hick ory, too, warranted to smash out a victory In the last inning. Mayor Short of Sioux City is long on garden wisdom. He urges that every vacant lot be cultivated and made to produce the largest possible amount of fruit and vegetables, "in order that Sioux City may not only do her 'bit' but her utmost in every kind of service that may help win the war." Detroit reports a' total of 13,000 cases of disloyalty since June of last year. The roster embraced sabotage, draft, dodging, German propaganda, food violations and seditious utter ances. Two thousand patriotic men and women, composing the American Protective league, working without pay. were responsible for the disclos ures. Patriotic householders of Topeka, anxious to do their bit as the food ad ministration requested, met with a succession of profiteering jolts on the opening day ot "potato week." Pota toes had been plentiful and cheap, ranging from SO to 80 cents a bushel. "Lay in an extra supply and conserve more vital war foods," said Hoover's agent Spud dealers heard the news and got ready. When the advance guard of the spud drive arrived the surplus stock shrunk mysteriously and prices jumped from 80 cents to $1.20. A peach of a leap, for which various explanations are offered, excepting I the real one, "We need the money." Whittled to a Poin Washington Post: When Holland gets her back to the sea wall the Hun has to take water. Wall Street Journal: A reign of crime in Germany emphasises the doctrine that might Is right. New Tork World: A calm public will refuse to get excited over reports that "events in Russia are leading to a crisis." When rigor mortis has set in, nothing hurts much. Washington Post: Dave Houston of the Department of Agriculture an nounces unhesitatingly that cottage cheese Is a real food, thereby demon strating what science can discover if only given the time. Minneapolis Tribune: German sol diers are eating the horses which French artillery killed for , them around Amiens. The equine menu is in lieu of the Parisian cookery Hin denburg et al had planned to have in Paris on April fools' day. Brooklyn Eagle: One blue star on the service flag hanging from the rafters of the little Protestant Episco pal church at Cheyenne is in honor of General Pershing. There is a proud church at Cheyenne, for there they know what it means to be saved by the brave from the terrors of savagery. New York Herald: There is a pretty sentiment as well as thought fulness in the arrangement being made by the Salvation Army women to care for the graves of our soldiers and sailors abroad. On Memorial day an American flag will be placed upon the grave of every gallant fellow who has been buried "over there" since! we entered the war. v I Twice Told Tales Obeying Orders. Antonio was overawed by his sur roundings when the first draft sent him to the cantonment And he con tinued to live in awe. particularly of all officers, during the early days of his training. While standing guard one night he was In such a flutter when the corporal of the guard ap proached that he made his challenge in a low voice which the non-com. could not hear. "You'll have to speak up, my man, said the cornoral. "or you'll set into trouble. I'll take your word for It that you challenged me, but when the officer of the day comes around, you'll have to sing it out or you'll set a trip to the guard-house. Remember, sing it out and sing it out loud." Antonio vowed that he would make no mistake that would get him in the guard-house, and when the officer of the day appeared a half hour later, he was greeted with- - "Tra-la-la-la, who coma dere?". Everybody's Magazine. Transformation. CrawfordI find that the govern ment food conservators have a habit of recommending cheap substitutes. Crabshaw Perhaps you ve noucea that as soon as they recommend them they are no longer cheap. Life- Suitor Refuse me. if you must, but don't say you'll be a sister to me. The Girl Don't worry, Mr. Pintop. Our family is very exclusive. Boston TranacrlBt. 7 .yr a Dry Your Dandelions Xow. Omaha, May 13. To the Editor of The Bee: As this is the time for each one to help to the best of there ad vantage, and on speaking with my friends I was surprised to see how few really knew that the dandelion could be dried, I decided to write to you so you could give it publication. It is now at about the right stage for drying. The dandelions are gathered, cleaned, and washed and dried either by air or by your stove oven. These will keep all winter and can be cook ed as any other dried food when wanted. This is not only the cheapest of food but is excellent for the body. MISS HELEN CLARK. P. S I also wish to commend you on the true American spirit you show, so unlike the World-Herald. Glad He Came In. Omaha, May 13. To the Editor of The Bee: When we were making the fight in South Omaha for annexation to Omaha, those who were opposed to the consolidation of the two clues made all kinds of predictions as to the dire things that would happen to us by the . consolidation taking place. Some said we would be the dumping ground of Omaha: that all the toughs, both male and female, would be made to move down here. One leading min ister said we would be a part or Sheeleytown and that it would be a disgrace for us to live down here In case of annexation. Those of us who were strongly for annexation for many years before the consolidation took place, said in reply to the doleful predictions made by the anti-annexa-tionists that things could not be any worse if they were not made any bet ter by the change. After union with Omaha for less than 3 years we see how we have fared already. We have the splendid man, W. E. Reed, as president of the Board of Education: then we have Just elect ed two of the finest young men of what was South Omaha as city com missioners, being really more than our share if we figure according to popu lation. The whole city may well be proud of Ringer and Towl as city commissioners and their election shows that while we have lost our identity down here as a city we have gained greatly by the men we have put forward In the greater and larger city. In passing I will say a good word for Mr. Parks. The streets down here were never kept as neat and clean in our history as they have been un der the management of Mr. Parks, and it Is his misfortune that the whole city demanded a clean sweep at the city hall. With the showing old South Omaha has made since we were consolidated with Omaha in less than three years, there are few down here who regret the consolidation of the two cities. FRANK A. AGNEW. I. W. W. and Sabotage. Omaha, May 13. To the Editor of The Bee: Continued mistreatment of a mule gives him a bad disposition. Any creature, class or race with self preservation strong will resent cruel ty; arid the more intelligence posses sed by the victims, the surer will be their discovery of some, according to their light retributive weapon, later perhaps to be used offensively. Man is no exception. Sabotage was origin ated by an insane, short-sighted policy of brutality by those in economic con trol. Every ruthless, unjust act com mitted by them reacts to their own detriment. But persistently employing raw tactics, causing a continuous re vengeful spirit, pays neither aide in the long run. There is a reason when men, proud of suffering for their principles, re main passive while dangerous de fectives, smashing imposed restric tions, despoil a hapless world. Genlte- men, being American, change your harshness into magnimlty and you will find the same manly response in the hearts ot all, as was given the other day by an old German rancher: "This is my country." Come, fall in line. Man's greatest effort the exaltation of honor beyond contamination, Is unfolding. H. MELL, 2017 Leavenworth Street LAUGHING GAS. "Wher la th billiard parlor In thU ho tel?" "To th left, madam, but we don't al low ladlea to play." 'ThRt'e all right. I Just want the chalk a moment to powder my nose." Louisville Courier-Journal. A celebrated actreaa Invariably claimed to be IS yeara younger than ahe really waa. She waa called to the wltnesa atand on day and even there ahe did not break her rule. It happened that her eon waa called Im mediately afterwarda and on being aeked hla age, he replied: "Six montha older than my mother." Boiton Tranacrlpt. "Ton admit you overheard the quarrel be tween the defendant and hla wife?" "Yls, aor, I do," atoutly maintained the witness. "Tell th court, if you can, what the hus band aeemed to be doing." "He seemed to be doing the listening." Argonaut. "Have you tried the substitute for meatT" "Tea. I'm watting for prtcea to keep working up till I can eat meat again aa a aubstltute for th substitutes." Pitts burgh Press. Aimed at Omaha ,T. . Plattsmouth Journal's J. Pluviua did not see Plattsmouth this morning, though he sprinkled some water oa Omaha yea even slopped It out -but they have an idea of cleaning up tht city any way. Did you see the vote? Beatrice Express: An Omaha 'wo man, who la suing for a divorce charges that her husband frequently attacked her with a base ball ' bat This does appear to be carrying the national sport of base ball a trifle tot far. Harvard Courier: A couple of weeks ago It was reported that the village of Omaha, over on the Missouri river, contemplated organizing a company of home guards. The size of tho town would indicate that at least one com pany might be formed but the pro ject seems to have been abandoned. Fairbury News: An Omaha man was arrested and fined because a quantity of liquor was found In hla yard. The fellow claimed he knew nothing about the liquor being there; but the courts seemed to doubt th possibility of a quantity of liquor be ing on the premises of an Omaha mas without his finding it out Crete Vidette-Herald: On June 1 the railway city ticket offices 1ft Omaha will be abolished and a union ticket office opened by the govern ment. In this office all railway ticket, on all lines will be sold, with the ex ception of those dispensed at the da pots. This will mean that nine ticket offices will be closed and one opened. Thus nine very select storerooms w'll be vacated. 5 A BATTLE PRAYER. (Michael Bemlng In Leslies.) We have seen the shattered altar 'Neath a roof of startled stars, While the heavena aeemed to falter And the night waa red with acara. We have watched grim Incense rising ' O'er a village burned In loot, While gray hordes were civilizing N Broken Belgium with th boot. Saw, while peace-fat merchant snivel ;' At th tltheman'a honest toll, Watched, while coward (lackers' drivel a Whined against the muster-roll. Can we face our night of anguish, " Can w brave our battle's loss ' While th craven spirits languish! In the shadow of our cross? J Nay, th shadow In th valley - Fades before a friendly wraith, v And our loyal legions rally ' Calm In heart and aura In faith. Strength, then. Lord of Hosts, wa prs Thee, ''.- Through our dark Oethsemana; Let not selfish word betray The, - Nor our sacred liberty! Scourge us, purge us, till perfected v Glorious w meet th morn, .. When there rises resurreoted, - ' . Peace with Freedom Christ reborn! Soothe Your Itching Skin ...... sTIii I n with .iirir'iTi'si ?r VUMVWH Andmcttsts: 8op , Ointment H, Tilomsj M. Simple eaoh f re oPOalUm. Pea. M.tmtmJ To build yourself up when yon feel run down to bring back health, appetite, and strength take Mi m Largest Sale of Any MaiHcla la the WettC Snld everywhere, la Boxes, 10c, 25c When Itching Stops I There is one safe, dependable treatment that relieves itching torture and skin ir tation almost instantly and that cleanse, and soothes the skin. ' -r Ask any druggist for a 35c or $1 bottia of zemo and apply it as directed. 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