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Daily 67,265 Sunday 57,777 ts elrsntttioa fat las avmtft. toUoftbto aad sworn to b DwigM ViiIIium. Circulation Manasst. . Sabacribara leaving tha city should hava Tht Be mailed M tfciesn. Address changed aa often aa requested. THE BEE'S SERVICE" FLAG ''"' I i I i Cleaning the court home comes next Let all boost for Omaha and see her go "over the top" again for 1918. ' , v ... , i 'Well, well," well! So Harvey Hitchbranch lias resumed writing letter to himself. If Omaha householders are not self-supplied with onions this season it will be their own fault. How bright the sun shone when the new ad- Jniitration took hold. It ought to be a good i. .-.en. Our new city commissioners should remember is not the initial speed, but the sustained effort it counts.' - .: Omaha's service flag is gradually getting gold ";rs. That must make us realize what kind of rrifice war requires. , . v Slow let us see if we cannot eliminate from .'.e city hall dictionary the words "bunk" and 'raft" and "dirty rat." Oiitzon Borglum's request for a full and com 'te inquiry nought to be granted without delay. "l'ct no guilty man escape." OUR NEW CITY ADMINISTRATION. Omaha's new city administration itarts out under most auspicious circumstances with the earnest wishes of all loyal citizens for its success and none more sincere than The Bee. Without depreciating what has already been accomplished for the improvement of our cityt no set of men ever took hold of the reins of local government with greater opportunities be fore them or with such confident expectations of the community. It will be up to the new commissioners therefore, to make good, to speed up the city progress, to cut out the barna cles, grafters and tax eaters, to give us efficiency and service, to raise the general standard o pub lic morals, to make a bigger, better and more satisfying city for us to live in. As respects The Bee, the new administration may count on our support for every well-meaning effort for the public good. We have a letter, written by Mayor Smith on the eve of election, thanking us for our fairness and uniform cour tesy during the campaign and expressing the hope, if elected, to merit and receive the same treatment This we assure not only to the mayor but to every member of the municipal gov. ernment It will be the policy of The Bee, while exercising its own best judgment, to commend and uphold whatever is proposed or done that is entitled to approval, and to expose and de nounce every official act that calls for condem nation. We shall feel free to offer suggestions and to hold the commissioners responsible for abuses and in doing this will obliterate personal and political bias and look solely to the welfare of the city. A fair deal, the full light of publicity, honest criticism, impartial praise or censure as deserved that is; what the new administration must in vite and will have so far as The Bee is concerned. THE BEE: OMAHA, TUESDAY, MAY 14, 1918. Every Farmer a Sheep Grower Advice from a Practical Man on How to Care for a Small Flock By G. W. Hervey. Member's of the court house ring might do cli to look about, for a place to land in after "e clean-out of next November. Congress is finding out that, instead of being 'y to adjourn, its work is just getting under Less oratory and more legislation will help r the decks. . . When von Hindenburg Goes. Whether von Hindenburg is dead or not, his service to the German cause is at an end. His failure on the west front made certain his re tirement as an active leader in the war. His re turn to seryice after retirement, to successfully meet and turn back the Russian invasion of East Frussia, established him as a popular hero and soon lifted him to the supreme command of the army, next to the kaiser. His achievements have been more notable for defensive than for offen sive operations. The "strategic retreat" in France and Flanders was accomplished with such skill as checked the British advance and reduced the war there to a deadlock. Whether he had the planning of the attempt to break through at Verdun, or whether he merely gave approval to a program prepared by the emperor and crown prince, tactics there employed were of the sort adopted by Hindenburg as good. In the defeat there suffered he should have visioned the end ing of the great drive he was to attempt in Picardy. This he could not do, and now he will join von Moltke, von .Buelow and others in the discard. Von Ludendorf seems likeliest to be se lected as leader of the Hunnish armies now, al though von Mackensen and von' Falkenhayn have claims, resting on their success against Russia, Rouinania and Italy, which may bring one of them to the fore. The graveyard of mili tary reputations is growing rapidly, however, and von Hindenburg will have plenty of company. "I would rather lead them than tackle them," ;. .e way a Londoner writes of the Yankee sol ;, and in this he is supported by history as r back as Bunker Hill and Lexington. Colsheviki appeals for farming implements -14 meet readier response in America if it "J be made certain that the fruits'of Russian ing would not go to feed the kaiser's army. Negroes Now and After the War. 1 Prof. Kelly Miller, ..writing in the Southern ,'orkman, discusses the question of the negro :es as affected by the war. Democracy and ef Jcncy are the problems, and the professor ex- -ses some anxiety as to whether his race will ;nce sufficiently to hold its own in .the fierce petition to which economists look as an in- ble outcome, of the world's social unheaval. far as the negro in America is concerned, he ::aking good at present His share In the r has been welt upheld, and his position in .'jstry and social life is steadily improving. . i is not expected that he -will lag in the future, :r lose anything of what he has gained in his ! M century of freedom. In Africa, where the ;ro problem is simpler than in this country, - rew aspect has beetj, given it by the war. The !;ish have more than ever devoted their efforts ; the work of organizing the natives for self .Ttrnment and are bringing them to a degree 1 democratic efficiency that will answer Prof. !!r' query in the affirmative. Diminishing Returns of U-Boat Efforts. Good judgment argues against becoming over sanguine as to the exct status of the competi tion between the shipbuilders and the U-boat, but, if the figures presented to the French Chamber of Deputies by the minister of marine are de pendable, the race is turning in favor of the builder. M. Leygues, reporting on the situation, shows the contrast between German claims and actual facts for the last five months. Even the German accounts, grossly exaggerated as they are, give evidence of the diminishing return of the U boat efforts. Most gratifying is the fact that, ac cepting M. Leygues' figures as correct, the ton nage launched from American shipyards in April very nearly equals the total destroyed by the submarines, and this leaves all the output of the rest of the world as gain. The British shipyards put into the water more tonnage in April than did the Yankees, but our total is mounting faster, and the May showing will be greatly in our favor. This means that available shipping is being in creased at a wonderful rate, while the damage done by the Hun's weapon of stealth is lessen ing. We may not attain the goal desired by some of the eastern exporters, who want a mer chant marine big enough to take care of mill tary needs and all the commerce of. the world besides, but we will be provided with ships enough to take our army and its supplies to Eu rope, and that is the real business before the nation just now. Charles Otto Lobeck serves notice that he will run again for congress. Otherwise he might have started an inquiry into the cost of fuel oil last winter when people were paying the high prices. The Chicago .judge who sends automobile speed fiends to the psychopathic ward is on the right track. Something like that ought to be done in Omaha. Why not? It is the best money making! proposition now associated with agriculture. It is not only one of the possibilities on every small farm, but its application and operation has almost become a necessity in the eco nomic, rmnninor down and weeding out of ob jectionable vegetation that is constantly find ing opportunity to get a start in tne waste nlaces. It is this constant cropping down and destroying of seed opportunity that holds in check -the multitude of tioxious weeds and objectionable vegetation that is a hindrance and damage to clean tarmmg. n is this menace to good farming that when once started, without the aid of the sheep as a renovator and exterminator, become a fixed part of the crop that the farm yields, a damage and a hindrance beyond 'estimate. It is too often the case that writers on sheep husbandry have fallen into the habit of strongly recommending sheep tor tne smau farm, without anv restrictions of small farm conditions in their advice. If the small farm is fenced into small pastures, and fenced hog tight, which means sheep tight, or a fence suitable for turning sheep, then the recom mendations will apply properly, otherwise it will not. In the older states where timber condi tions have made it an easy and cheap matter to build fences that will readily turn sheep, the recommendation has an entirely differ ent meaning than where applied to the west ern orairie farm not yet equipped with the woven-wire fence. The average western farm, whether large or small, (we call 160 acres or less small), has a very small per cent of its acreage fenced suitable for sheep pasture Again fencing is not all the requirements of a sheep pasture. The sheep is a close grazier and demands a compact, closely sodded pas ture to withstand its constant and close crooning. A sheep pasture such as would justify fencing must be a well prepared pasture of the best cultivated or tame grasses; red clover, timothy, blue-grass, brome grass, white-clover and other varieties are not ob jectionable, in seeding for a pasture. The most compact sod acquired in the out-start is esteemed favorable, as the tendency is for some of, the varieties to thin out and yield their place to the more tenacious, close sod ding kinds. Thus, variety Js advocated in view of getting the heaviest growth possible in the beginning of the pasture development. Mixed grass pasture is preferable in the establishing of pastures for any kind of ani mals. When the pasture is secured and the tight fence is substantially built around it, then the proposition of "Sheep on the Small Farm," may be safely taken up with some degree of assurance as a money making ven ture. It is next to impossible to handle sheep in a farming district or on a farm without being inclosed. The herding of sheep where growing crops are within easy reach of the sheep has never proven satisfactory to the sheep owner, crop owner or the sheep. Sheep are never satisfied without feeding on the best within reach and they will have it if left to their own choosing. 9 One of the objections to herding sheep out of crops is the liability of neglect and letting the sheep become trespassers. It is then almost impossible to control them without a good fence. A small number of sheep are fully as difficult to herd as a large flock and the expense usually as great, requiring the entire time of one person. There are always Two Men Who Know "In saying this I by no means share the opinion prevalent among us today that Eng land laid all the mines for the outbreak of the war; on the contrary, I believe in Sir Edward Grey's love of peace and in his earnest wish to arrive at an agreement with us." Herr von Jagow. Gottlieb von Jagow was the German for eign minister when the war broke out. He makes this statement in the course of his de fense of the government against the charges of Prince Lichnowsky. then the German am bassador at London, who asserts that Eng land did everything in her power to prevent the war and was thwarted bv Germany's unchangeable resolve that war must be. The opinion that England caused the war is "prevalent among us today." Von Jagow says. But it is not shared bv the two men in Germany who are in the best position to know the man who was foreign minister and the man who was ambassador at Lon don. If these two men are right, then the "opinion prevalent among us" is wrong. Ger many is wrong. How did Germany come to be wrong? 'She was certainly told that Eng land "laid all the mines for the outbreak of the war." Those who told her this were men who wished to excite her hatred against England. "We have one foe and one alone." was the burden of what thev told her: "French and Russian, they matter not." Did these men deliberately lie to her? Thev did. if the foreign minister and the ambassador at London know what thev are talking about: and on this point, though they disagree on everything else, they agree. The foreign minister testifies to Sir Ed ward Grey's "earnest wish to arrive at an agreement with us." Why could he not ar rive at such an agreement? Von Jagow was wiHing. But Von Jagow was powerless. No agreement could be arrived at because of a circumstance concerning which Grevand Lichnowsky knew nothing, and which Von Jagow learned too late. On Tulv S. 1914. 18 days before the ultimatum to Serbia, there was a conference at Potsdam at which the kaiser and the military chiefs were present, and these men resolved on war. All subse quent negotiations were mere gestures, so far as Germany was concerned, and nothing that England could have said or done would have averted the carrying out of the Pots dam conspiracy. New York Times. some leaders in. every flock, individuals whose keenness ana oDservation to take aa-.,on-ir ni ihr iinouarrled moment is enual to the intelligence and sagacity of the high- r 1 a- Jl :t. est type OI animal man nas xo uca wuu. T lo i mitt,r nf lanil improvement tn rom- rrfence with whether sheep can be made prof- tt r. a ii e a .-11 itable on tne smau larm. n. weu ienceu smau farm, properly cultivated with meadow and pasture grasses can certainly provide for a few sheep, a small flock to good advantage. It means much more to fence for sheep than for horses or cattle. The sheep needs much . . 1 1 . - more room tnan ine nog. nog pasture may be confined to a few acres of alfalfa and accommodate quite, a number of hogs. But this same pasture would not be suited at all to sheep, principally because they need more range and will not pasture safely on alfalfa owing to its tendency to produce bloat in the sheep. VThe sheep is peculiar to certain conditions, and its requirements must be observed in or der to make it a profitable animal on the small farm, or large farm. The sheep de mands a change of pasture, a moving around from one pasture to another in order to get the best "results in mutton and wool. This is due, not alone to a bettering of grass condi tions in growth, but to a freshening up of the grass and ground that the sheep have trav eled over so constantly in their grazing. Sheep graze mostly in bunches, their na ture is to flock together in groups. This is particularly true of the merinos or fine wooled breeds.' If turned into a 10 or 20 acre pasture, they will most invariably be found together, covering only a very few acres of the field. Wrhen grounds have been repeatedly passed over by closely herding companies of sheep there is a smell left on the uneaten grass that is peculiar to the sheep, a smell that other animals dislike and which becomes offensive to the sheep itself. Nothing but a rest to this pasture, a freshen ing up by rains, sunshine and the absence of the sheep will restore it to a palatable, ap petizing feed; thus the old adage, " a change of pasture is good for sheep." . The flock should have the advantage of a change of pasture, whether there are few or many sheep kept, if the best results are to be had in mutton, wool or lamb production If you are not well provided with sheep tight fences and good pastures that the sheep can have access to, summer and winter, when the weather is suitable, you had better let the sheep industry alone, as it will not pay. A Loyal Labor Leader Samuel Gompers as president of the American , Federation of Labor subjected himself to some criticism for not being a champion of law and order and loyal to gov ernment authority in time of peace; but he is vindicating himself by his attitude as a leader of organized labor in time of war. In addressing a patriotic mass meeting in Faneuil hall, Boston, the other night, speak ing for the members of his organization, he said: "We intend to work and give all we have got so that the United States can be victorious." The workers had been assured that they would not be "sacrificed by the greed for the dollar" and it was up to them to "give everything" and give it freely for the cause, "for if you don't," he said, "you will have nothing when the kaiser finishes extracting his indemnity from you." He drew a warning from the conduct of workingmen or the common people in Rus sia. He put it rather extremely when he said that if a labor movement had existed in Rus sia like the American Federation of Labor there would never have been a bolsheviki with its consequences, and if there had been no American Federation of Labor in the United States, "then a bolshevist movement would now be in control of the country. Conditions are very different in this country from those in Russia at any time, before the war or while the war has been on, and it is inconceivable that its people could have been subject to any suqh confusion of counsel or leadership if there had been no labor organ ization at all or had been one of any different kind. ' It is the character and experience of the people that tell and no particular leader or combination. But Gompers is deserving of credit for his present attitude as a leader when he says to his followers: "No one can dispute with you your right to defend your standards, but you must do your defending without the cessation of work. This had plain reference to strike threats when work is so essential to victory as it is now in the great cause at stake. New York Journal of Commerce. Jerry Stoves to Enlarge. Omaha, May 13. To the Editor of The Bee: It seems that that quotation in Sunday's issue, "Birds of a feather the city hall gang and the court house ring," might, with propriety, be enlarged upon, thereby including our reformed Board of Education, the potash legislature and the incompetent branch of the national administration that compels the citizens of Florence to go after their mail and are likewise forced to put 3-cent stamp on a letter to take it to the city hall, while a 2 cent stamp will carry a letter all over New York and Chicago. Perhaps our congressman is too busy looking after distillate oils." Probably there Is not as much nepo tism or accummulated rust, etc., In and around the places mentioned as in the city hall and court house, never theless many or the transactions are equally as shady. To prove my asser tion the buy of that tract of land on the South Side from a friendly com pany by the Board of Education al most surpasses the purchase . or tne city park there from the same corpora tion. JJEliKX HOWAKU Pennlson to Stay in Omaha. Omaha. May 12. To the Editor of The Bee: For the Information of those who would like to have me go to Cali fornia, and also for the benefit of those who would like to have me re main in Omaha, and to settle all argu ments about my future residence. I want to say that I intend to live and die in Omaha. When I leave Omaha forever I will go to the grave. TOM DENNISON. Restore the Far Side Stop. Omaha, May 11. To the Editor of The Bee: I was talking with a gentle man on the street car one day this week and he said he had Just come back from New York City a day or two before. He said that in that great city they have tried out the near stop system, and, after trying it, the far side was restored a few days ago. If they want the far side stop in a city like New lork, with a population greater than the combination of a dozen states that could be named, there is no reason why Omaha should not have the far side stop 'again. I would suggest to those in Omaha, who are in favor of the restoration of the far eide stop, that they see their friends who have been elected city commissioners this week or write to them or call them up and tell them what you think of it I am sure they will pay heed to the desires of the general public and not to the be hests of a few who think they run It all. The splendid men who have been elected to the city commission will try to serve the people to their best ability, and if it is shown to them that a great majority of the patrons of the street railway company want the far side stop, I feel sure they will get it The far side stop is much more con venient for the patrons of the street railway. ? Under the new arrangement the street cars stop in some places on the near side, at other places on the far side and in other places right in the middle, of the street There seems to be no system at all to the new so called system. FRANK A. AGNEW. SAID IN FUN. 'Ton remember that cigar I gava you yesterday? Well, I'm sending 8,000 of the same brand to the front." "Good idea! But how are you going to fix it so that (he Huns will get them?" Boston Transcript "He's a clever photographer." "Makes pictures of people as they look I presume." "Cleverer than that He makes them as they think they look." Detroit Free Press, "That man talks like he could beat an army." "Yes. and If he ever got Into a battle, he would think himself lucky If he could beat a retreat" Baltimore American. Omaha's Upheaval Burt Count7 Herald: That was quite a shake-up Omaha gave the old gang m the city hall, who have held sway in the city hall for the last 12 years, with Dahlman as mayor. xratvcTimpsr Omaha is a great city and is getting greater. The business men are live cues nuu mo city is well located for continued growth. What it needs now is econ omy in the administration of tha citj?s business and with the economy efficient service should go hand ia hand- .. Beatrice Express: "Jim" Dahlman, defeated for re-election as mayor of Omaha after 12 years service in that position, has perfectly good grounds for libel action against that Lincoln newspaper which lays his defeat to the fact that he was a member of the Mullen-Hitchcock machine. Nebraska City Press: It is to be hoped, for the sake of Omaha and the state at large, that the old order has passed forever and that a gov ernment such as our metropolis de serves will come to it Omaha's amazing growth and material success, it appears, has been in spite of its municipal government, not because of it What can be done with good help in the city hall remains to be seen, but surely It can be no worse than what it has had in the past. Fremont Tribune: The Dahlman regime has had a long and firrn grip on Omaha. lie has been a stronir man because he has many excellent traits of character. He is a compan ionable man and a loyal friend. But no man is indispensable and eventu ally the voters get tired of an official. A year ago Omaha went dry with the remainder of the state; that is to say, the state put Omaha dry. This has brought about a changed condition of affairs there. There are no longer any saloons as political recruiting stations. A MAN Can Operate the Art Apollo So Can A WOMAN So Can You Come to our store and you will be shown. It's the most perfect Re producing Piano made. Have you heard the new Apollophone Re producing Piano and Phonograph all in one. A.H0SPE CO. 1513 Douglas Street "You're looking blue, Doc. What's the matter?" "Well, I'll tell you. A patient I began to treat died this morning." "Ah, cheer up. .He might have died even If you hadn't been called." Toledo Blade. OWED TO MAE. People and Events E. C. Manson of uit Lake, a Union Pacific official, recently appointed inspector of rail road transportation of the United States, is the possessor of a pass good on any train on any railroad in the country. A privilege that sweeps away the exclusiveness of limited trains put Manson in the class of distinguish ed pass-holders. One Harry Auspitz, seated in a Chicago hotel lobby, smothered himself with a news paper while the orchestra played the natiopal anthem. He woke up when a younar woman batted the paper into his face. A hurried apology saved him from the rolling on the marble floor, rretended deafness in the cir cumstance is risky business nowadays in Big Hill l nompson s town. Inheritance tax ferrets in Louisville be lieve they are on the riirht trail for a "kill ing" in the fortune of the late Mrs. Mary Lily Flagler Bingham. Prior valuations of the estate made it $65,000,000. Indications point to a valuation well over $100,000,000. Ken tucky's state treasury is interested for some thing like $J,UW,U00. Very little will get away, ror tne state needs the money. Year Ago Today in the War. United States senate passed , the rlonage bill. ' I British naval airplanes destroyed a rmen Zeppelin in the North Sea. . War department announced orders bring the regular army to Its full rength of J83.O0O men. , Day We Celebrate. ' CoL Michael R. Murphy, general onager of alt the Cudahy plants, "a I860. - . i t : .o B. Towle of the O'Brien Candy -pany "born 1875. i.U Came, novelist and playwright, i on the Isle of Man, 65 years ago. ion B. P&rker. democratic nomt v for the presidency in 1904, born rtland, N. Y., 66 years ago. Jhoo Theodore 8. Henderson. 1 of the national war council of r Methodist church, born at "Mtl V N. jr., 50 years ago. . .;ilam Hale Thompson, present r of Chicago and nrosnective 'date for the United States sen- , torn in Boston, 49 years ago. i Day to History. .S Treaties signed at Velasco by Y Mexico acknowledged the inde nce of Texas. . 1 Gears H. Vff ln n ed a major general In the United army. . . ' , lIrish archblshopa and blsh- idressed Queen Victoria at -r on behalf of Irish church .!28bment J ust 30 Years Ago Today Reagan at Fox commenced with the laying of cypress blocks on Park ave nue. J , Mrs. Nellie Patterson of Lincoln is in the city engaged in collecting sub- ." ' ' ' rt scriptiona and hunting destitute chil dren in the interest of the Educational Industrial Orphan's home at Lincoln. M. A. Metzges and wife of Beatrice are in the city visiting Mrs. Ira HIgby. Some of the Irishmen of this city have resolved to start a class of Irish in this town. The Rev. Dr. MacDon ald of St Patrick's church will in struct the class in St Patrick's school house. Governor Thayer and staff in full uniform will take part, in the exer cises of Memorial day in this city, to gether with General J. R. Brooke and staff, General Wheaton with command and band of musicians, Judges Mope well and Doane, board of fire and po lice commissioners, members of the city council and the board of county commissioners. Nebraska s Coin for War Valentine Democrat: Nebraska is some state when it comes to buying war stamps and Liberty bonds. The easterners who talked a little while ago about the west needing "waking up," are strangely silent Fremont Tribune: Nebraska, now at the head of the states in most war activities, is certain to maintain its lead in the coming drive for the Red Cross by going away "over the top" on the first spurt in the second Red Cross drive. Norfolk News: It was a Chlcagoan who issued a statement saying that farmers were loan slackers, Chicago has Just managed to pass its quota while practically every farming com munity in the west has long ago gone over the top. Kearney Hub: It Is very compli mentary to this state that the Ne braska plan for pushing the sale of Thrift certificates and stamps should be adopted by the whole country and that the director of the work In Ne braska should be drafted for the country-wide service. York News-Times: The east Is finally awakening to the fact that the west is awake, to the war situation, and Nebraska lias helped in the change of sentiment. Not only does the state lead in per capita War Sav ings stamps sales and Red Cross memberships, but it stands high in the third Liberty loan campaign. Every county in Nebraska has oversub scribed Its, quota, although in the previous campaign only SO per cent of the counties did so. I Editorial Shrapnel Minneapolis Journal: Hindenburg started going somewhere, but the roads are getting worse. Minneapolis Journal: If May takes 'em off and puts 'em on as frequently as April did, some of us will begin to root for the tropics. New Tork World: What has become of the old fashioned demagogue who used to go about harping on the in equities of the "bloated bondholder?" St. Louis Globe-Democrat: Giving to the Red Cross is real giving. 'Sou draw no Interest there. Tour interest is from the heart out Lay aside the dollars for the next call. Louisville Courier-Journal: In Finland the white guards are killing the red guards, and the Germans are standing by ready to plow the van quished under aa fertilizer and use the victors for raisin products for the German army. Such is peaoe in Finland. New York World: The food admin istration wants Americans to refrain from eating wheat until the new crop is in. And why not? Corn and po tatoes are good substitutes and good food. We must send abroad the more concentrated foods to save tonnage. New York Herald: From the com plaints of pessimists about delay in war preparations it is refreshing to turn to the words of Andre Tardieu. high commissioner of France in the United States, wherein he describes "complete, thorough and decisive American help" in every field of the world conflict. Twice Told Tales The Indian of It. John H. Mosier, attorney and oil man of Muskogee, Okla., was in Kan sas City recently with a new Indian story. An Indian soldier, home on a furlough, was walking down the main street at Muskogee when' a white man who knew him stopped him and said: "Well, John.. I see you have be come a soldier." "Yes, me soldier," replied the In dian. "How do you like being a soldier, John?" "No like-um." "What's the matter?" Too much salute not enough shoot." "Of course you know what you are fighting for, John?" "Yes, me know," answered the In dian. "Well, what are you fighting for, John?" "Make whole dam world demo cratic party," answered the Indian. Kansas City Journal. ' - . Consolation For Grandpa. Bobby Grandpa, why do you look so sad? , Grandpa Ah. my lad, I was Just 'Hl5, IICIC X Kill IU J TTtll a w r jand I have done nothing that is likely nothing. T BobbyOh. well, ' don't worry, grandpa. Maybe you'll still Tiave a chance to live in history as some body's grandfather. Boston Tran- ffipA, Fair girl your name suggesting gentle spring And you so young and rosy-lipped, ' I took you for the guileless little thing You looked, and then rushed In and slipped! You led me on; I had my own sweet way I neve heard you once protest. By either word or look or gesture--nay, You always said that I knew best. And when Td parted with my ions, last red, Yqu gently broke the witching spell-- I do not now recall just what you said; I only know I felt like well, It matters not. 1 looked for trouble, and - I'm not the first fond, foolish ass That has been neatly and completely canned, And so we'll simply let It pass. But, say, think not that I'm a madman quite, Whose heart with bitterness Is wrung To shamelessly admit in black and whit The prideless fact that I've been stung. "Lay not that flattering unction to your soul." , The plbin, unvarnished truth is this: My aching void some coffee and a roll Would fill much better than your kiss I Ah, no! 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